SNEAKO - SNEAKO Takes Sara Saffari On A Fancy Dinner Date!

00:00:00.000 he's my security my security actually yeah he's whatever um can i have the denver cheddar

00:00:13.740 um can i have a fake muslim can i have the denver cheddar but without ham yes no ham do you have

00:00:23.060 turkey camera cuts off and he's like add the ham no it's not turkey bacon juman bar to all my 0.60

00:00:28.360 muslims i'm just talking to my friend over i don't know who that guy's filming that i'm talking

00:00:34.140 and then let me get off he keeps following us around with the camera but i'm really handsome

00:00:38.700 so it's good right i know you i am we're gonna get married soon but right now we're just i'm in

00:00:43.280 the friend zone i'm in the friend zone do you think we look good together as a couple

00:00:47.320 very good no but i look better alone i know that yeah oh can i have the grilled salmon please

00:00:56.900 for the lady uh water please she would like water really he doesn't let me talk women shouldn't 1.00

00:01:07.200 speak okay you said you're gonna get married so you better behave better behave we're getting

00:01:13.520 married soon no we're not very soon dude two minutes would you come to our wedding we would

00:01:19.220 thank you can you be uh the flower girl

00:01:20.680 no you don't think so really right in front of me okay okay orange juice for him what's up with

00:01:32.260 you guys and orange juice healthy why are you on orange juice healthy i guess so orange juice has

00:01:39.740 like sugar out you have a weirdly shaped head because none of these hats like even come close

00:01:44.580 to your ear you think i have a weird head i'm glad you're i'm glad you're back here you were

00:01:47.600 crying on bradley martin's podcast my community was freaking out they were saying brad's fake 0.84

00:01:51.080 brad's fake that's not fake they wanted to go and like end his life and dox him and all this stuff

00:01:55.360 like they were so upset they should dox you they didn't stop saying oh my god stop saying why would

00:02:00.380 i say that i don't know oh just cut it out leon's here the security w leon did a great job yesterday

00:02:05.280 we got pretty hectic we got swatted um leon gave the there was a lot of things going on

00:02:10.280 oh and also that twitter clip that you saw of sarah crying saying you why were you so upset

00:02:15.940 i was emotional no no i was emotional about other things brad like started talking about like other

00:02:20.360 things i get emotional about okay it wasn't about you i was like emotional i made you cry no you

00:02:25.500 didn't i don't cry so much he was crying on brad's pod okay you need to that's not it i wasn't going

00:02:31.760 to come and then you know plans changed and you said that you would actually just treat me like a

00:02:36.400 friend and i was like oh then i'm in yeah homie slash wifey homie period like you know when people

00:02:42.260 get married and like i got married to my best friend it's gonna be us okay you're gonna hear a

00:02:47.600 lot of that guys today i'll get her out of that but we gotta be homies right now i'm in the friend

00:02:52.680 zone again i guess what it is she's bigger yeah they're saying she you're bigger than half the chat

00:02:58.080 you really are so what would you like to do today would you like to go to the zoo would you like to

00:03:03.740 go no i don't like zoos you don't like zoos no why the animals are like held captive no no no no

00:03:08.780 no no oh you're one of those okay i don't like that see she said something really masculine and

00:03:12.980 then very feminine like oh the animals are in cages like do you have a vegan you were a vegan 0.53

00:03:17.120 i won't face no i wasn't i love meat pause i'm not like i'm not gonna do it yo every time she says

00:03:23.520 something even like she came in the room like it's really big and like she was expecting me to say

00:03:27.100 any something and i did it i didn't expect you to say anything she wants those skills in my mouth 0.99

00:03:30.600 and i didn't i didn't say any any swallowing jokes i'm not gonna make any jokes today or you guys go

00:03:35.180 to the zoo a bunch of grown men go to the zoo i'll stay back and then we'll just i will i was giving

00:03:40.060 you the option i want to see what you want to do your last name is safari safari yeah very true i'll 0.95

00:03:44.660 go on a safari i'm doing the fuckboy face too you already have muscles okay yeah i'm gonna chill i'm 0.98

00:03:48.840 good i'm good so would you like to do lamborghini we can go live you want to do that okay we're 0.99

00:03:53.380 going to drive or are you going to be like women can't drive your driving is uh is insane okay 0.51

00:03:57.720 neon's calling me it's not even double it's not even close the next person by double who's that

00:04:03.800 person dan bongino and then stephen crowder russell brand uh academics way at the end judeon's not in

00:04:10.340 sight bro that's actually really good respect respect i don't see the taste on there uh but let's see

00:04:16.300 let me show the camera real quick look focus focus focus focus it's insane man who's just a guy in

00:04:24.500 circle come on it's not even close it's not even close it's not even close oh no we could don't

00:04:35.500 don't leak this don't leak this don't leak this okay so neon just gave me a fire idea and i really

00:04:39.840 want to do it okay i know what's gonna happen this is fire idea sarah's gonna this is what her reaction

00:04:45.300 is gonna be and it's a las vegas idea you're gonna be like no and then you're gonna know what's funny

00:04:49.940 and then yeah yeah right right right i'm not doing it this is so you know how this is i can find you

00:04:59.840 someone to do that with why would you do this i'm not doing that

00:05:02.900 why not why would you do this there's nothing wrong with this

00:05:08.260 sarah needs convincing there's no convincing i'm not doing that

00:05:12.220 what's wrong with this and it goes along with what we were just talking about

00:05:16.820 yo this is

00:05:18.760 um i think my plans for today consists i think you can do it and have your fun with it you don't have

00:05:31.760 to like you know be any particular way i was about to leak it no don't okay you know what

00:05:38.700 because i kind of want to see you do that

00:05:40.700 whatever we'll talk about it we'll talk about it later how mad are you gonna be if i get like

00:05:47.160 weaned for a kiss huh right now never mind never mind i'd be pissed because we established i don't

00:05:52.800 know but it's okay i'm in the front zone you're in the front home you wifey no homie period we're 0.66

00:05:57.520 both in the front zone like you never kiss your friends i don't kiss my friends never no okay

00:06:02.160 they're saying you look like the girl from fortnight you you do i gotta show i gotta show

00:06:07.980 that i didn't think i really okay why was it popped up on your phone already

00:06:10.900 what were you doing with that picture last night why was it already i was just looking at memories

00:06:16.960 i was missing you i needed something

00:06:18.760 that's haha funny

00:06:22.700 no i'm gonna get clowned if i do that

00:06:26.340 you have a really nice smile

00:06:27.900 okay you know what your issue is you say the same line to like 50 women so like even though

00:06:33.620 we're in the front zone like if you were to find someone you could never like you smell really good

00:06:38.000 you don't know okay relax why are you flinching at me are you that scared of me bro i have

00:06:44.300 bruises on my arms from you grabbing me at universal

00:06:46.900 seriously

00:06:50.620 like look they went away when we were like fighting or whatever i like i like grabbed your neck and then

00:06:59.540 you pulled my hair and then you kept grabbing my arms and i'm bruised up yeah freaky universal

00:07:04.360 like i have so many little bruises from you oh i'm sorry

00:07:09.080 are we hard no it's fine i forgive you

00:07:12.380 kiss on the cheek

00:07:13.220 on the cheek this is state this is customary in europe

00:07:17.180 yeah we're not in europe that's reassuring

00:07:19.780 the funniest thing is she thinks that stream sniping is literally getting sniped on stream 0.83

00:07:24.020 like not like someone coming in like somebody coming with a sniper rifle and

00:07:27.480 in killing you that's what she thinks a stream snipe means 1.00

00:07:31.040 that is what i think they should have metal detectors when you 0.86

00:07:35.560 come into a casino yeah for sure because

00:07:38.800 yeah because i'd easily rob someone with my two guns

00:07:43.680 you have two guns yeah bro what do you have

00:07:45.880 right here oh my god why did i

00:07:49.300 you already chat too much oh my god

00:07:51.880 left and right baby don't flip that 1.00

00:07:55.480 i simply said to add your act as a watermark on the clips

00:07:58.760 your admins didn't like it and kicked me

00:08:01.400 oh well add them back whoever kicked them out

00:08:04.940 bring them back clippers uh join the discord description easiest way to make some money right

00:08:12.080 now if you're just watching the stream

00:08:12.920 you're so good at plugging everything every five minutes

00:08:17.240 what did i leave

00:08:18.500 what did you want to do when you were six years old what was your dream

00:08:22.940 i don't know maybe be like i think everyone's dream was like being a marine biologist at six years old

00:08:31.520 really i don't even know without men

00:08:33.260 why'd you want to do that

00:08:35.000 i don't know because like fish and sharks are cool

00:08:37.580 oh okay you saw like the

00:08:38.460 dolphin documentary

00:08:40.360 yeah

00:08:40.780 yeah i know what was it called

00:08:42.300 blackfish blackfish

00:08:43.660 is it blackfish

00:08:44.560 yeah yeah 0.93

00:08:44.940 or are you just being racist

00:08:47.320 okay so you saw that

00:08:50.780 what is a marine biologist and why did she do that 0.99

00:08:52.900 um because i don't like biology i don't like science

00:08:56.600 i'm more of a numbers person

00:08:58.860 okay

00:08:59.840 clearly not because your youtube is floppy

00:09:01.600 but

00:09:02.200 dude i'm so good at social media

00:09:03.840 put some respect on my name

00:09:04.720 i've been doing it for a year and a half

00:09:05.920 yeah for a year and a half it's good

00:09:07.360 but you need to learn from the active income people

00:09:09.480 like you should actually sign up for activeincome.com

00:09:11.860 because

00:09:12.100 i'm already signing up it's free

00:09:13.740 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

00:09:16.740 okay okay okay

00:09:18.380 okay okay

00:09:18.940 so how did you get into bodybuilding

00:09:20.540 so you said you

00:09:21.540 just pictures of you out there really skinny on your fake twitter account

00:09:23.700 what's your real twitter first off

00:09:25.020 not sarah safari

00:09:26.640 not sarah safari

00:09:27.940 yeah 0.92

00:09:28.340 you see how fucking misleading that is right 0.90

00:09:29.920 because sarah safari was taken by the bot 0.95

00:09:32.280 okay that bot

00:09:33.600 i will buy it from you

00:09:35.060 i'll buy that account for five thousand dollars

00:09:37.300 and i'll give it to sarah

00:09:38.020 that was the nicest thing you've ever said

00:09:39.940 i'll buy it for you

00:09:41.060 i'll buy it for you

00:09:42.400 um because she thinks that it's me doing that

00:09:44.080 and you're gonna give me a man 0.95

00:09:44.940 uh give me a girl hug

00:09:45.940 yeah yeah yeah

00:09:46.900 okay

00:09:47.460 why did you want to get into bodybuilding

00:09:49.200 because i was anorexic 1.00

00:09:50.680 i looked like a piece of shit 1.00

00:09:52.060 i was like under eating 1.00

00:09:53.840 i would drink like

00:09:55.080 one mcdonald's coke a day

00:09:56.680 and like a little burger from mcdonald's

00:09:58.740 wow are you

00:09:59.320 and i would no

00:10:00.220 and i would drive around

00:10:01.480 like my town

00:10:02.660 like listening to sad music

00:10:04.820 like russ

00:10:05.540 while eating that 1.00

00:10:06.780 like while eating that damn burger 1.00

00:10:08.880 russ 1.00

00:10:09.800 yeah that's

00:10:10.700 while eating that burger

00:10:12.020 and drinking the coke

00:10:13.160 i was so down bad

00:10:14.700 you're like a movie character

00:10:16.420 you're like someone in euphoria 0.99

00:10:17.740 doing heroin

00:10:18.380 yeah no i wasn't doing drugs

00:10:20.160 but like i was depressed

00:10:21.380 wow

00:10:22.380 why was i not doing drugs

00:10:23.660 yeah

00:10:24.440 better question

00:10:25.800 than what i was gonna ask

00:10:26.320 why did you just go to drugs

00:10:27.580 but that's way better

00:10:28.280 than listening to russ

00:10:29.100 eating mcdonald's

00:10:29.860 i'm gonna pick fentanyl

00:10:31.500 over russ any day

00:10:32.900 any day of the week

00:10:34.120 i was just being honest

00:10:35.440 okay

00:10:36.880 what's up man

00:10:39.200 hey how you doing

00:10:40.800 do you know me

00:10:42.320 oh

00:10:43.000 me

00:10:43.820 this is my

00:10:44.660 uh

00:10:45.120 homie

00:10:47.760 we're practicing

00:10:48.460 my homie

00:10:48.560 homie

00:10:49.480 yeah

00:10:49.660 yeah

00:10:50.800 come to the wedding

00:10:51.980 come to the wedding

00:10:53.400 yeah

00:10:54.340 look our guest list is small

00:10:55.620 why do you keep inviting people

00:10:56.780 i have to use the restroom

00:11:00.040 go ahead

00:11:01.060 just let me

00:11:01.640 have permission

00:11:02.340 of course

00:11:03.620 go ahead

00:11:04.880 sorry

00:11:06.460 strike two

00:11:07.380 that was not even a strike

00:11:09.260 that was strike two

00:11:10.680 that was strike two

00:11:11.280 sarah you can drive

00:11:13.060 thank you preston

00:11:13.980 love you

00:11:14.780 you want to be my manager too

00:11:16.920 yep

00:11:18.700 sarah you need a manager

00:11:20.140 let me know

00:11:20.640 all right 0.95

00:11:21.060 what the hell 0.98

00:11:22.100 why is everyone's a snake in my circle 1.00

00:11:26.500 so kebby wants to go film for fucking drake 1.00

00:11:28.620 like eh 1.00

00:11:29.100 oh

00:11:29.200 i have a question

00:11:30.560 after stream can you take pictures of me

00:11:33.200 i'll pay you

00:11:34.060 okay

00:11:34.480 i'll take pictures of you

00:11:36.820 but i need a camera

00:11:38.020 this is my camera

00:11:39.320 oh really

00:11:40.320 yeah

00:11:40.640 you got me

00:11:41.040 this is my camera

00:11:41.560 yeah okay 1.00

00:11:42.020 fuck yeah 1.00

00:11:43.100 thank you 0.99

00:11:43.800 like just like

00:11:45.860 wearing this maybe

00:11:47.280 and like the mirror or something

00:11:48.780 okay

00:11:49.180 gotcha

00:11:49.840 is that okay

00:11:50.280 yeah

00:11:50.640 will you actually

00:11:52.340 or are you just saying you will

00:11:53.260 and then those pictures will never get taken

00:11:54.940 oh

00:11:55.140 i'm a good photographer

00:11:56.120 okay

00:11:56.800 yay

00:11:59.220 are you all done

00:11:59.720 no keep eating

00:12:01.720 you need to finish your eggs at least

00:12:03.580 i've barely been eating

00:12:04.280 i've been barely eating

00:12:05.200 here i'll feed it to you

00:12:06.420 oh i'll give it to

00:12:07.860 i'll just take a bite

00:12:09.080 you don't want it

00:12:09.660 one donated $15

00:12:10.960 everyone sees you two have great chemistry

00:12:14.160 you have met your march with sarah

00:12:16.360 you need a smart and strong woman 1.00

00:12:18.580 not a dumb miami 304 0.99

00:12:21.080 listen to sarah and don't overt talk 0.99

00:12:23.600 listen to her and open your mind

00:12:25.860 they're cooking

00:12:26.580 you two have a future of streaming

00:12:27.940 you guys are in your game now

00:12:28.940 let her drive 1.00

00:12:29.340 they're cooking

00:12:30.260 listen to her

00:12:31.080 listen to her 1.00

00:12:32.060 bro get the fuck out 1.00

00:12:33.040 okay 1.00

00:12:33.260 what the

00:12:33.720 i'm not feeding you

00:12:34.840 swallow

00:12:35.200 swallow

00:12:36.080 see old me would have made a swallow joke but

00:12:40.200 what the

00:12:42.640 what type of rape is that 1.00

00:12:43.820 you know those clips

00:12:45.720 it's like

00:12:46.000 do you want some

00:12:46.660 say no

00:12:47.340 no

00:12:47.860 do you want some

00:12:48.240 and then you say yes

00:12:50.360 you go oh yeah

00:12:51.140 okay let's try again

00:12:52.080 you want some

00:12:52.480 how about i do that to you 0.84

00:12:53.060 no no no

00:12:53.300 wait let me do it to you first 0.97

00:12:54.840 do you want some

00:12:55.300 no

00:12:56.480 open your mouth

00:13:01.520 clip that

00:13:06.060 clip that

00:13:06.500 i i repeat clip that clip that clip that no it isn't retard 0.91

00:13:10.240 stick to sarah and wife her 1.00

00:13:11.760 no it isn't college is a scam drop out now

00:13:14.440 no it's not

00:13:15.120 especially if it's something like business you don't need a degree

00:13:16.980 absolutely not

00:13:17.820 better to start your own business because like who

00:13:20.280 no no not everyone has the capabilities to start their own business

00:13:23.640 yes they do

00:13:24.360 yes they do

00:13:25.080 an llc is like 50

00:13:25.980 everybody can start a business if you're not a felon and you're over 18 it's not hard to start a business

00:13:32.260 anybody can do it with your laptop now it's never been easier to become a ceo

00:13:35.640 start your own business and learn 15 dollars

00:13:38.100 sneak on the end is hungry why are you not letting him eat

00:13:41.820 oh

00:13:43.020 yeah he should have gotten food

00:13:44.100 yeah she didn't want anything 0.58

00:13:45.380 imagine still debating destiny instead of doing sick irl streams

00:13:50.980 yeah chat i could be like in a discord call with six nerds 0.52

00:13:55.160 um and what about them or i could be here

00:13:58.420 wait i was on your uh sneaker love speech thing

00:14:01.700 and i saw like a video of you with like eyelashes and like makeup on 0.92

00:14:05.860 it was just eyelashes i was making a joke

00:14:07.820 why is everyone simping for this 1.00

00:14:09.940 shut up shut up shut up shut up you're in too deep 1.00

00:14:12.520 thank you that one was rude shut up 1.00

00:14:13.980 oh 1.00

00:14:14.240 all right tts off like you guys like way too parasocial bro

00:14:18.480 not flemo thinks the 21's the next bergen collab i don't know

00:14:20.780 i don't plug my only fans i plug my youtube

00:14:22.400 yeah it's so much better it's so much better

00:14:24.200 wait i want to show you guys something while i have you here

00:14:26.820 when is your rumble contract up soon

00:14:28.000 really yeah soon

00:14:29.780 so what are you gonna do

00:14:30.840 we'll see

00:14:31.600 chat rumble or kick real quick 1.00

00:14:32.960 there's 42 gay in here rumble or kick 1.00

00:14:35.100 what the 1.00

00:14:36.060 oh nothing sorry

00:14:41.500 shout out to lucky penny 0.96

00:14:43.260 in the red rock casino

00:14:44.660 yes sir

00:14:46.640 yes

00:14:47.380 can i have a picture with you

00:14:51.500 of course

00:14:52.060 give me your snap 0.98

00:14:52.860 you guys ready

00:14:53.860 oh come in

00:14:55.420 come in

00:14:56.600 don't i was already coming in don't try to

00:14:59.200 you see what she's trying to do

00:15:01.000 all right one two three go

00:15:03.020 one more

00:15:11.500 go

00:15:13.060 go

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SNEAKO - September 30, 2023

SNEAKO Takes Sara Saffari On A Fancy Dinner Date!

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