SNEAKO - September 30, 2023SNEAKO Takes Sara Saffari On A Fancy Dinner Date!
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Summary
In this episode of the friend zone, the guys talk about a variety of topics, including: 1. Sarah s birthday, 2. Sarah s new job, 3. 4. The friend zone 5. 6. Would you like to support the podcast? Don t forget to SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts!
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he's my security my security actually yeah he's whatever um can i have the denver cheddar
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um can i have a fake muslim can i have the denver cheddar but without ham yes no ham do you have
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turkey camera cuts off and he's like add the ham no it's not turkey bacon juman bar to all my
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muslims i'm just talking to my friend over i don't know who that guy's filming that i'm talking
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and then let me get off he keeps following us around with the camera but i'm really handsome
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so it's good right i know you i am we're gonna get married soon but right now we're just i'm in
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the friend zone i'm in the friend zone do you think we look good together as a couple
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very good no but i look better alone i know that yeah oh can i have the grilled salmon please
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for the lady uh water please she would like water really he doesn't let me talk women shouldn't
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speak okay you said you're gonna get married so you better behave better behave we're getting
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married soon no we're not very soon dude two minutes would you come to our wedding we would
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no you don't think so really right in front of me okay okay orange juice for him what's up with
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you guys and orange juice healthy why are you on orange juice healthy i guess so orange juice has
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like sugar out you have a weirdly shaped head because none of these hats like even come close
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to your ear you think i have a weird head i'm glad you're i'm glad you're back here you were
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crying on bradley martin's podcast my community was freaking out they were saying brad's fake
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brad's fake that's not fake they wanted to go and like end his life and dox him and all this stuff
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like they were so upset they should dox you they didn't stop saying oh my god stop saying why would
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i say that i don't know oh just cut it out leon's here the security w leon did a great job yesterday
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we got pretty hectic we got swatted um leon gave the there was a lot of things going on
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oh and also that twitter clip that you saw of sarah crying saying you why were you so upset
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i was emotional no no i was emotional about other things brad like started talking about like other
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things i get emotional about okay it wasn't about you i was like emotional i made you cry no you
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didn't i don't cry so much he was crying on brad's pod okay you need to that's not it i wasn't going
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to come and then you know plans changed and you said that you would actually just treat me like a
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friend and i was like oh then i'm in yeah homie slash wifey homie period like you know when people
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get married and like i got married to my best friend it's gonna be us okay you're gonna hear a
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lot of that guys today i'll get her out of that but we gotta be homies right now i'm in the friend
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zone again i guess what it is she's bigger yeah they're saying she you're bigger than half the chat
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you really are so what would you like to do today would you like to go to the zoo would you like to
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go no i don't like zoos you don't like zoos no why the animals are like held captive no no no no
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no no oh you're one of those okay i don't like that see she said something really masculine and
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then very feminine like oh the animals are in cages like do you have a vegan you were a vegan
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i won't face no i wasn't i love meat pause i'm not like i'm not gonna do it yo every time she says
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something even like she came in the room like it's really big and like she was expecting me to say
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any something and i did it i didn't expect you to say anything she wants those skills in my mouth
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and i didn't i didn't say any any swallowing jokes i'm not gonna make any jokes today or you guys go
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to the zoo a bunch of grown men go to the zoo i'll stay back and then we'll just i will i was giving
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you the option i want to see what you want to do your last name is safari safari yeah very true i'll
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go on a safari i'm doing the fuckboy face too you already have muscles okay yeah i'm gonna chill i'm
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good i'm good so would you like to do lamborghini we can go live you want to do that okay we're
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going to drive or are you going to be like women can't drive your driving is uh is insane okay
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neon's calling me it's not even double it's not even close the next person by double who's that
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person dan bongino and then stephen crowder russell brand uh academics way at the end judeon's not in
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sight bro that's actually really good respect respect i don't see the taste on there uh but let's see
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let me show the camera real quick look focus focus focus focus it's insane man who's just a guy in
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circle come on it's not even close it's not even close it's not even close oh no we could don't
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don't leak this don't leak this don't leak this okay so neon just gave me a fire idea and i really
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want to do it okay i know what's gonna happen this is fire idea sarah's gonna this is what her reaction
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is gonna be and it's a las vegas idea you're gonna be like no and then you're gonna know what's funny
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and then yeah yeah right right right i'm not doing it this is so you know how this is i can find you
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someone to do that with why would you do this i'm not doing that
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why not why would you do this there's nothing wrong with this
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sarah needs convincing there's no convincing i'm not doing that
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what's wrong with this and it goes along with what we were just talking about
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um i think my plans for today consists i think you can do it and have your fun with it you don't have
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to like you know be any particular way i was about to leak it no don't okay you know what
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whatever we'll talk about it we'll talk about it later how mad are you gonna be if i get like
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weaned for a kiss huh right now never mind never mind i'd be pissed because we established i don't
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know but it's okay i'm in the front zone you're in the front home you wifey no homie period we're
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both in the front zone like you never kiss your friends i don't kiss my friends never no okay
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they're saying you look like the girl from fortnight you you do i gotta show i gotta show
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that i didn't think i really okay why was it popped up on your phone already
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what were you doing with that picture last night why was it already i was just looking at memories
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okay you know what your issue is you say the same line to like 50 women so like even though
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we're in the front zone like if you were to find someone you could never like you smell really good
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you don't know okay relax why are you flinching at me are you that scared of me bro i have
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bruises on my arms from you grabbing me at universal
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like look they went away when we were like fighting or whatever i like i like grabbed your neck and then
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you pulled my hair and then you kept grabbing my arms and i'm bruised up yeah freaky universal
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like i have so many little bruises from you oh i'm sorry
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on the cheek this is state this is customary in europe
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the funniest thing is she thinks that stream sniping is literally getting sniped on stream
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like not like someone coming in like somebody coming with a sniper rifle and
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in killing you that's what she thinks a stream snipe means
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that is what i think they should have metal detectors when you
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yeah because i'd easily rob someone with my two guns
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i simply said to add your act as a watermark on the clips
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bring them back clippers uh join the discord description easiest way to make some money right
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you're so good at plugging everything every five minutes
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what did you want to do when you were six years old what was your dream
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i don't know maybe be like i think everyone's dream was like being a marine biologist at six years old
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i don't know because like fish and sharks are cool
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what is a marine biologist and why did she do that
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um because i don't like biology i don't like science
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but you need to learn from the active income people
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like you should actually sign up for activeincome.com
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just pictures of you out there really skinny on your fake twitter account
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you see how fucking misleading that is right
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i'll buy that account for five thousand dollars
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so kebby wants to go film for fucking drake
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i i repeat clip that clip that clip that no it isn't retard
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especially if it's something like business you don't need a degree
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better to start your own business because like who
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no no not everyone has the capabilities to start their own business
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everybody can start a business if you're not a felon and you're over 18 it's not hard to start a business
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anybody can do it with your laptop now it's never been easier to become a ceo
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sneak on the end is hungry why are you not letting him eat
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imagine still debating destiny instead of doing sick irl streams
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yeah chat i could be like in a discord call with six nerds
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wait i was on your uh sneaker love speech thing
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and i saw like a video of you with like eyelashes and like makeup on
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shut up shut up shut up shut up you're in too deep
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all right tts off like you guys like way too parasocial bro
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not flemo thinks the 21's the next bergen collab i don't know
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wait i want to show you guys something while i have you here