SNEAKO - June 08, 2022SNEAKO VS HAMZA： The Full Story
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Summary
On this episode of the pod, the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by special guest and friend of the show, to talk about a variety of topics. The boys discuss a wide range of topics such as: 1. What does it mean to be a man of character in the 21st century? 2. What is it like to be in an open relationship? 3. Why is it so hard for men in the west to stretch? 4. What the fuck is the point of stretching if you don t have friends? 5. Why do you need to stretch to get motivated? 6. How do you get motivated when you re not in the stage of life where you can stretch to be more productive?
Transcript
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a lot of these people let this get to their head do you not have friends you don't have friends do
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you pick up the phone stop capping yeah i apologize but i've heard viewers you have cult leader in
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your bio he's clearly lost in the sauce what are these videos bro i don't understand like
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this is just video 4chan bro yeah but i don't want to watch i don't want to watch this bro
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it's the internet's getting weird comzone filter is 40 minute long videos i don't i don't watch
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this what the do you watch bro bro get the fucking you want to see hamza this is what hamza now i
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understand i get it those self-improvement like 18 to 20 year olds i'm gonna be better
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productivity what the fuck you watch chat i don't want to watch this bro dead ass hamza's a cool guy
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i don't want to watch this why do you why do you want to watch him stretch do you not have friends
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you don't have friends do you this is what i really want to get to like with my next video is figure out
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what the fuck is going on with men in the west bro i understand there's a place for this it's not
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bad content but you guys have been spamming him in caps hamza hamza hamza y'all will
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and this is what the fuck it is bro you guys are well you need to get some bitches on your dick son
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i thought me and sneeko we're cool i have him on whatsapp and i've connected really really well
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honestly you're cool i said it in the video you're cool bro i ain't got no beat we're cool
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we can still be cool i can't but you stretch it's funny we don't need beef bro please
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i love sneeko's old videos i love it no you're one of the mr old sneeko no i fell off
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chat i fell off bro leeko in the chat man i fucking fell off i just think that he might have
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i've never wanted to say this you know fragile masculinity but how fragile i'm fragile that's
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what the bitches say chat no i'm toxic and insecure man hobzah hobzah not you
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in short shorts and i think we're all kind of that's okay all right all right am i fragile
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is that chat that's a little funny that's a little funny
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come on i it's just funny to come on you want me to ignore that
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ah you gotta be smart all the time i always gotta be come on man all right yeah there's
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a bro it's not the fact it's nothing to do with stretching it's just the fact that you're
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doing it on a bed and you yeah with center camera like i just wouldn't you can be self-improvement
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and not film it it's great it's good keep doing it a lot of people need it i needed it it's a
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little cringe it's a little bit cringe seeing you stretch i can't i can't watch that and be
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like wow that's adonis but not a man of character you cheated on your last girlfriend you have no
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watched another guy have sex with your girlfriend
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you know he really went there he went there he went there hamzy you're taking the same stance that
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a lot of my trolls are taking and i get it because i did go at you and call you gay
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but don't you see the content in this like obviously i didn't like it and i'm making humor
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of it we have an open relationship and like i'm doing my thing we you know i'm saying so i thought
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it'd be fair if we could both be open and i thought it'd be good if i could do it in my view
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and we swap with a couple i didn't like it i didn't last long she stopped as soon as i got
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uncomfortable i knew i didn't know beforehand i thought that this was what an open relationship
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was gonna be like i'm like you know what i don't want to see that i'm not in the stage of life where
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i need to watch you stretch to get motivated that means we're in different places like there was a
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time and place where seeing you stretch would be like motivated like yeah yeah i'm just not at that
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point right now don't take what i put on the internet and use that to say that i'm not a man of
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my character like five seconds and i'm like nah and i was with that guy's girl i didn't say it on the
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podcast because it's not as fun we know what's funnier is being the butt of the joke i didn't say
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that i was there with that guy's girlfriend like we were couple swapping i didn't say that because
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it's funnier to play the role of the the c-u-c-k oh this is gay like oh i'm making fun of me like oh
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my god he's wearing gold or some shit i know that you're probably doing that right now i just want
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to remind you that you are an influencer you know that quote that we are the average of the five
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people we spend time with i think the updated version of that quote is that we are the average of
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the content that we consume people are becoming more like you when they watch your content i think
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you should take the responsibility to just keep in mind to always try i'm not your fucking dad chat
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i'm not your role model i'm not your friend i don't know you don't try to be like me this is
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entertainment a mic and a camera go you're sitting here and watching to be entertained i don't need to
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put on a perfect image influence fuck the influencer fuck you keep saying call hamza
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hamza's fucking like i don't want to say hamza's pussy because then he's gonna he's gonna challenge
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me to a fight and the guy's more is in better shape he trains muay thai and stuff like that but
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i don't want to go down the fight route i just want to genuinely just talk to him on i'll just have
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a phone call with him even if i didn't even do it on camera but yeah hamza being fuck he's just
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ducking all my calls and he follows me on instagram i didn't know that he dm'd me a month ago like
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replying to my my videos about the one minute podcast every day every day like i've tried and
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he doesn't i don't understand how you can like he's acting hollywood or some shit but you were
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just talking about my brother saying all this like fucking details about me but you can't talk
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on the phone that that bro that's some pussy shit bro all these people look up to like the discords
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bro i don't i don't know bro and the fact that you you you put yourself on this high of an esteem
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all these shirtless selfies i'm a cult leader i'm a god i'm adonis shit and you can't fucking
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answer the phone after dissing me and my family but chat i know you want that right wl on a live
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phone call where ham's on the stream we need that middle finger with the facts back it up
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that's your man's come get your man's chat you're making tiktok thirst traps or i'd like facts
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do you see what i'm trying to make fun of this is the shit i'm making fun of bro chicano says make
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a professional response on your main channel no i'm not gonna make a professional response on my
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main channel i can wrap this shit up in one phone call one phone call i can wrap this shit up bro
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what's your take on the situation and do you think that i'm faking it for the stream no you're
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100 not faking it i 100 believe that i did see those comments on my own reaction even people saying
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stuff like they called each other behind the scenes and set up fake b for clout no bro that is not
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at all what happened so what do you think he's thinking now why do you think like i think some people
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think i'm dragging it but i think there's some philosophy to this shit because we're all
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creators in this hole and you can kind of see where he's at right bro speaks i've never spoken
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about myself in the third person you know what i mean like bro speaks about himself in the third
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person yeah that is that's crazy dick right that is super weird bro i want to like show that this
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shit is fake when you stay online too much when you live in the youtube bubble too much yeah and you're
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not you don't ground yourself and that that's why i respect your shit and why people put me here's
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the thing here's my life because you stay grounded a lot of these people let the shit get to
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they head i'm not trying to like give you a i'm just trying to show an example like he's clearly
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lost in the sauce yeah and eventually he's gonna like right now he's realizing that he fucked up and
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he doesn't know how to step out of the character yeah of adonis pick up no no why did i miss the call
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he's too he's too worried no pick up like we're gonna put further chinks into armor oh my god bro come
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on bro don't don't just press ring once and then man he didn't he's seen it's just that scene yeah
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yeah pick up the phone stop capping no no no he just wanted to give the phone call the notification
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so that he can pretend like he actually tried to call me back and now he's meditating and stretching
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now no no no way no way he's gonna say that i'm talking about my character that's jeffrey he's still thinking about me and i'm meditating
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look at that form chat w form chat policy yo spine yo astute this is adonis
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What do you what do you think what's what's your thoughts since you posted that video
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Help improvements and the stuff you said about that
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Your like personal life which quite frankly like I haven't I personally have no interest in
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And I use that as like a fucking low blow which was unnecessary
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But I should have just kept it about like self-approved and roasted you for that
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Yeah I apologize for that but I brought up like unnecessary shit to be honest
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And I was like uncertain of like how to go forward because I was angry and like oh you know this guy
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Like I like I like Sneeko but he's like fucking roasted me so I'm gonna come in kind of hard
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And then I watched uh Von's video where he said like oh Hamza's the guy who when he gets roasted
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Starts making fun of a dead mom and I was like oh yeah shit that is me actually
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Yeah yeah you like that you fucking push a tea drink
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I got a lot of Hamza like a lot of womza womza womza
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What do you have to say to them and do you still are you still jacking don't end up like Sneeko?
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I think like you and I know this and I think uh Von is a youtuber so we know this
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I didn't watch all of it I watched like maybe the first 15 minutes
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I might stretch on the discord I'm not gonna lie to you
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I feel like I treated you like how I used to treat the girls
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When I got you emotional and then I just didn't really open up any of your messages for a while
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I'm trying to get the content and show people that they should end up like me
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You're calling me cringe after making a video saying don't end up like me?
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Do you guys think he treated me like a little bitch?
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But like you're smiling because you think I'm a little
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I told you this wasn't actually him calling to have an actual conversation
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You legitimately think you're a cult leader to these loser men
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Bro why are you getting mad about getting called cringe?
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Cause it's funny that you kept ducking the calls
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Bro we gonna keep stretching on the stream every day
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That's what I had to do for you to answer the phone
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And he thinks he's a bigger than life character