SNEAKO - June 07, 2022OLD SNEAKO VS NEW SNEAKO
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Summary
In today's episode, I talk about how important it is to learn to shut the fuck up. I also talk a little bit about the new Avengers movie, Avengers: Endgame, and why you should stop talking to boring people.
Transcript
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I want to show you all that I haven't actually, before I go, that when you say you miss the old
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Sneeko, that you're just nostalgic for no reason. This is learning when to shut up. May 31st, 2015.
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That's, damn bro. This is over seven years ago. Holy sh**. Seven years ago. And it's still doing
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the same f**k bro. You know, you know what's even funnier? This is the same mic from seven years ago.
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May 31st, 2015. The same exact mic. And this, the button doesn't work. Every time I plug it in,
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I have to stab it with the pencil to touch the mute button. The same sh**. For the people who say
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you miss the old me or like I switched up or like, he's lost it. He's going insane. Let's watch this.
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Today, I spent my last day as a sophomore, which means I'm now old enough to make fun of freshmen
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publicly, but too old to hook up with freshmen without it being a discussion of creepiness.
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I've also not uploaded in a month for about the sixth time in the past year. So I can tell you,
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I'm sorry, but I'm not. The reason that I didn't is because my mindset has been changing a lot over
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the past few weeks and everything I considered talking about felt pretty stupid the next day.
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Yeah, it's going to be one of those videos again. Strap in if you want and unsubscribe if you don't
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feel like thinking. I'm not as angry as I was in 2013 and I'm not as self-involved and pretentious
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as I was in 2014. And what better way to express that than in my YouTube channel about me? I was
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having a conversation with this person last week where I realized I had no interest in them at all.
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This person talks like running into your second grade teacher at the grocery store. This person is
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the kind of guy you see talking, then question your life and wonder how it got to this point.
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I was watching his lips open and closed without actually hearing whatever was coming out of it.
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While this person was talking about his summer plans, all I could think about was how easy it
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would be to sucker punch him right in the face to get him to shut the fuck up in that moment.
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But of course, my facial expression was blankly smiling and nodding every once in a while like
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an asshole. But at this point, he started doing the thing where he asks you something just so he
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can say what he thinks about that something. So did you catch the new Avengers movie?
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Yeah, well, I was actually thinking about maybe...
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Yeah, well, I saw it and it wasn't even close to the way it was in the first one.
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The first one blew my mind. I mean, it had new characters, but it didn't really just add to
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the way that I thought it. This is when I started sympathizing with serial killers and how easy
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it would be to strangle his fucking neck. I finally realized that a good amount of my conversation
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have been exactly like this for me and for most of the people I talk to. I can't be the only one
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with borderline personality disorder when it comes to talking to boring people. When I talk about my last
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vacation and that funny time that happened at the restaurant and it was crazy, the other guy's
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probably visualizing smacking me in the face until I can no longer breathe. In today's world,
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no one gives a shit what you have to say. We're all just waiting for you to stop talking so we can
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say what we want to say. I now know that by shutting the fuck up once in a while, it makes people make
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an effort to actually listen and learn about you. Think about it. Everyone that you and I can't stand to
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be around are the ones that talk about their life story in every meeting. You know, the ones that laugh
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about their stories from yesterday when they saw that guy and it was crazy. So I want you to try
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this. Tomorrow go about your day and refrain from speaking until spoken to. Shut your mouth once in
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a while and listen, but try to do this without looking like an emo 14 year old. This whole self
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reflection process for me is about how people perceive me. I do consider myself an intelligent
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person for a teenager who gets straight C's, but I discovered that this doesn't reflect in pretty
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much all of my conversations. Have you really noticed that you haven't got to know someone until you have
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a one on one conversation? People are completely different when you talk in groups. You're unable
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to understand why a person acts a certain way until you get to know them. You don't really know
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most of the people you see every day. And this is because of the constant bullshit shielding it that
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we can't stop talking about. Do you really care what Matthew is doing this June? Really? Do you
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honestly want to discuss the fact that it might rain this after? So for all the people saying, I miss those,
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I'm saying the same fucking shit. Listen one more time. I'm saying the same shit. I miss the,
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you switched up. What happened to you? You lost it. 2015. Seven years ago. Same microphone. Same
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fucking thing, bro. I miss those, Nico. Uh, you, he would be ashamed of you. Shut up.
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This is because of the constant bullshit shielding it that we can't stop most of the people you see
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every day. And this is because of the constant bullshit shielding it that we can't stop talking about. Do you
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really care what Matthew is doing this June? Really? Do you honestly want to discuss the
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fact that it might rain this afternoon? One time in Manhattan, I threw a French fry and hit Don
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Cheadle in the face in a McDonald's. I don't know. You didn't know that. Maybe you've been feeling some
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homosexual tendencies recently and you're wondering what you prefer. I don't know. Let's talk. Let's
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find out. The impression you give off to someone is solely based on the way you speak. And it's how
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most of you are insecure young men with bad haircuts who are going to get their first jobs pretty soon.
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Take this into consideration. Who knows? The next person you might speak to could be a serial killer.
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I say the same shit. The same shit with the same mic. Get off my nuts. Get off my nuts.
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I miss the... Bro, maybe you're just fucking boring. Maybe you just haven't changed. Maybe you're the same.
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Maybe you are exactly the same. My life is... If you... Come on. If you miss the old shit, just re-watch it
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again and again. It's still there. I've been dealing with a lot of negative, negative, negative, negative,
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negative stuff. When the streaming started, it's been hectic. It's been hectic. A lot of collabs.
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Taekwondo, Jadeon, Rhino from Love, Live, Serve.
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Let's collab. Call me. Call me up. We have Brittany on here. Explain the levels.
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I talked business with y'all. Oh, we did a lot.
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All those Andrew Tate shits. We had those Discord
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That'd be fun as hell to get an e-date in this bitch, right?
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What do you want me to do tomorrow to close out the streak of the streams?
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And I'm pointing out that communication's getting ruined because
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That you don't deserve to get negative energy towards you
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For all the people saying I'm going crazy and everything,
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Stop psychoanalyzing me in the comments section
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Maybe that should be inspiring, if anything, so far.