SNEAKO - March 27, 2025


STOP WORSHIPPING YOUR SKIN COLOR


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

137.83038

Word Count

1,448

Sentence Count

267

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

35


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Oh, he's got it. He's chained up. Yeah, he's chained up. Yeah. Oh, he's stabbing my head.
00:00:03.900 I know. You don't look.
00:00:05.420 Yay!
00:00:11.040 Bro, it looks fly, bro. He definitely gets some Arabian princesses. You know what I'm saying?
00:00:18.900 Stuff for law. The cop is right there.
00:00:20.840 Bro, you're allowed to get Arabian princesses. It's okay. You're allowed to get up to four, brother.
00:00:27.500 Welcome to the back room, my key.
00:00:29.120 Is this where they groomed you to become an Arab?
00:00:31.000 This is where they told him to come.
00:00:33.340 Oh, shh.
00:00:34.140 Okay, of course you did that. Oh, my God.
00:00:36.500 That's Louie over there. He cooks the beef. We got the chicken guy in the back.
00:00:40.440 Hey, how you doing?
00:00:41.680 That's Jimmy two times. They call him two times because he says everything twice.
00:00:44.820 I'm going to go get the papers, get the papers.
00:00:47.500 No Koofy today.
00:00:48.880 Yeah, Koochie, come on.
00:00:50.380 They say Louie V.
00:00:51.740 Oh, say Louie V.
00:00:53.540 You like the bald head?
00:00:55.020 You like it?
00:00:55.780 Yeah, it looks good. It looks good.
00:00:57.040 I think it suits you better than suits Adam.
00:00:59.120 Honestly?
00:00:59.940 Yeah, it does.
00:01:00.760 Patata means whatever.
00:01:02.780 Bachata?
00:01:03.380 Patata.
00:01:03.840 Tell Adam you have a patata head.
00:01:05.480 Patata head?
00:01:06.100 Anything that's your potato head.
00:01:08.020 Oh, okay.
00:01:09.560 Hey.
00:01:10.880 Adam, he said you have a patata head.
00:01:13.160 Patata.
00:01:13.520 By the way, I didn't talk about this yet.
00:01:16.900 I was supposed to be on Piers Morgan last week and debate Michael Knowles.
00:01:20.300 Michael Knowles, why would you back down?
00:01:21.840 I was ready to go.
00:01:22.840 It was going to be easy.
00:01:23.980 I was going to call you a Shabbos Goy or whatever and talk about your Judeo-Christian values.
00:01:28.280 Michael Knowles, a little Ben Shapiro employee, got scared, ran away.
00:01:32.340 But Piers Morgan, we should set it up soon.
00:01:34.180 Give me another Zionist and I'll love to do it.
00:01:35.880 But those Judeo-Christians, those are my favorite to debate.
00:01:38.860 That would have been fun.
00:01:39.600 Also, Michael Knowles, how are you a white Christian man who's still in 2025 backing up the Zionists?
00:01:45.080 What's wrong with you?
00:01:45.680 You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:01:54.840 Card packed.
00:01:55.920 40 minutes till time to eat.
00:01:57.540 People are getting hangry.
00:01:58.420 It's just the first road rage incident I saw since we got here.
00:02:01.160 Loud Arabic yelling.
00:02:02.240 I would have slid for him though.
00:02:03.300 I would have hopped out the V.
00:02:05.880 top of the mountains of Mecca.
00:02:23.500 I've been here many times.
00:02:24.520 I've never been here.
00:02:25.360 How do you know me?
00:02:26.760 Muhammad Abu Salimah.
00:02:28.040 Muhammad.
00:02:28.780 He just recognized you.
00:02:30.320 You know me?
00:02:31.180 Yes.
00:02:31.920 He did.
00:02:33.380 His son.
00:02:35.880 He introduced you to him through media.
00:02:40.920 Oh, okay.
00:02:41.660 Allahi haiyyik.
00:02:42.900 Welcome here.
00:02:45.020 Thank you.
00:02:46.000 Marhaba.
00:02:47.280 Alhamdulillah.
00:02:48.800 Alhamdulillah.
00:02:49.320 Kiva alhal?
00:02:50.220 Sneeko.
00:02:50.620 Alhamdulillah.
00:02:51.240 Sneeko.
00:02:51.880 Oh, I know Sneeko.
00:02:53.200 Sneeko.
00:02:54.020 Good.
00:02:54.840 Good.
00:02:56.260 Sneeko.
00:02:57.040 Sneeko.
00:02:57.560 Very nice people.
00:03:27.420 Very nice dinner.
00:03:28.500 This is a beautiful view and everything.
00:03:30.320 Saudis are funny people, bro.
00:03:31.700 Saudis are very touchy, very hospitable, and they're unlike any other people.
00:03:36.360 You know when you're talking to a Saudi.
00:03:37.680 Yala, shabab, al-futur, al-futur, al-futur.
00:03:39.780 It's almost time.
00:03:40.400 Ya, shabab.
00:03:40.940 Yala, shabab, al-futur, al-futur, al-futur.
00:03:53.100 Asbahna wa asbah al-mulku lillah, walhamdulillah, la ilaha illallah, la ilaha illallah.
00:04:08.260 Saudi, you ready to eat?
00:04:09.840 I'm ready to eat.
00:04:10.800 Are you ready to eat?
00:04:11.420 What do you think of Saudi Arabia?
00:04:12.580 Man, it's beautiful, man.
00:04:13.540 I don't know where we're at, but it's probably the best place to be in Saudi right now.
00:04:17.180 Do you like Saudi people?
00:04:18.800 Oh, we love them, brother.
00:04:19.900 We love them.
00:04:22.280 Alhamdulillah.
00:04:23.160 I've never seen these before.
00:04:24.560 Yeah, they're jam-packed.
00:04:27.460 They stay longer, but they're good.
00:04:29.560 Sweet.
00:04:31.040 Rasulullah.
00:04:42.320 This trip is great, and what a view.
00:04:44.440 But so many, ironically, so many cameras and so many people and so much snickle, snickle.
00:04:50.660 And I like to come to Mecca, Medina to be alone.
00:04:53.500 I've been looking forward to going to Medina and just being alone, reading Quran for the
00:04:57.340 last few days of Ramadan.
00:04:58.420 This, so far, has made me appreciate Mecca a lot more.
00:05:01.280 It's weird.
00:05:01.740 I never really feel overwhelmed in New York, but here, I'm just, I feel introverted.
00:05:06.640 Wait, Sonny, Sonny, come next to the other race trader.
00:05:25.020 Now, this is a race trader.
00:05:27.340 I was just going to say, Christian ain't Christian no more?
00:05:29.080 MashaAllah.
00:05:29.780 MashaAllah.
00:05:30.960 MashaAllah.
00:05:31.400 MashaAllah.
00:05:31.920 MashaAllah.
00:05:33.640 This is like a yarmulke.
00:05:34.860 It's not going to go.
00:05:37.820 This is a Jewish hat.
00:05:39.760 You put it as a vehicle.
00:05:42.880 Grab a hand.
00:05:46.180 Grab a hand.
00:05:47.100 Use your hand.
00:05:47.460 How many hands are on my head right now?
00:05:48.740 How many hands are on my head?
00:06:18.720 MashaAllah.
00:06:28.160 Number four.
00:06:29.260 Number four.
00:06:31.600 Assalamualaikum.
00:06:34.160 Prince Salih.
00:06:34.960 He said this is the smallest one.
00:06:37.020 It feels good.
00:06:37.780 He said that's the smallest one.
00:06:38.740 Yeah, I mean, there's a little drag at the end.
00:06:40.660 Yeah.
00:06:41.360 You took it off?
00:06:42.820 Why did you take it off?
00:06:45.900 I'm a student of knowledge.
00:06:47.120 I'm not a sheikh.
00:06:47.560 I'm not a sheikh.
00:06:48.520 When you went, you had the most energy.
00:06:49.820 I'm not a sheikh.
00:06:50.180 I think so.
00:06:50.720 Yeah, you did.
00:06:51.140 You had the most motion.
00:06:53.100 Is that sheikh Warner?
00:06:55.920 That's sheikh Warner.
00:06:57.960 Yes.
00:07:00.240 Yes.
00:07:00.580 Thank you.
00:07:01.080 Thank you.
00:07:01.920 Thank you.
00:07:02.220 Shakra, Habibi.
00:07:03.700 Okay.
00:07:04.300 Welcome, Sonny, to Hamas.
00:07:06.880 Allah Akbar.
00:07:07.760 Sonny, how does it feel to be a Houthi?
00:07:09.220 Oh, that's the work.
00:07:11.100 It's like sugar and no sugar to tea.
00:07:12.420 Bye, bye.
00:07:13.140 Bye, bye.
00:07:14.000 Bye, bye.
00:07:14.940 We finally made it to Al-Bak.
00:07:16.380 Everyone in Saudi said, get Al-Bak, get Al-Bak.
00:07:18.660 We're getting Al-Bak.
00:07:19.640 I think it's like the Tim Hortons of Saudi Arabia or something like this, but let's do a quick taste test.
00:07:23.820 This is 3.30 a.m.
00:07:24.760 This is going to be our support for the day.
00:07:26.620 Sonny looks like a Somalian kid leaving school.
00:07:28.640 It's Al-Bak before.
00:07:29.760 I have, I have, yeah.
00:07:31.220 It's like Tim Hortons of Saudi?
00:07:33.340 It's like the KFC of Saudi.
00:07:36.160 Okay.
00:07:36.760 Everyone in, can you pay for me?
00:07:37.960 I got you, bro.
00:07:38.540 Oh, never mind.
00:07:39.240 You were supposed to say no.
00:07:40.260 No, I got you.
00:07:40.940 Now it is not.
00:07:41.900 I'm ordering, I'm paying, bro.
00:07:43.180 I got you.
00:07:43.580 Everything on me, everything on me.
00:07:45.660 I want the good deeds for everyone.
00:07:48.020 It's Zakat time.
00:07:48.800 We got to go to Afghanistan.
00:07:50.080 I was speaking with one of the guys over there.
00:07:53.820 It's good, but I think it's just because I'm hungry.
00:08:08.960 You got to make your own sandwich here?
00:08:10.500 Make, make it.
00:08:11.000 Take two pieces.
00:08:11.880 Take two pieces.
00:08:12.940 Take two pieces.
00:08:14.700 Put it in the bread.
00:08:17.340 Put some fries.
00:08:18.780 Put some fries.
00:08:19.440 Fries in the sandwich?
00:08:20.380 Yes.
00:08:20.780 You want garlic or ketchup?
00:08:24.720 Both.
00:08:27.620 Like this?
00:08:28.800 It's not.
00:08:29.360 Okay, I got it.
00:08:32.020 Brother, you got to use a fries.
00:08:33.720 Oh, we look like homeless people.
00:08:35.460 Alhamdulillah.
00:08:36.360 Now?
00:08:37.160 Now you cover it up.
00:08:38.180 Now you stack it up.
00:08:41.100 And the result is?
00:08:43.160 You got to take a bite, bro.
00:08:44.620 Wait, first you say, Bismillah.
00:08:46.060 Bismillah.
00:08:46.420 So it's not haram to have dogs?
00:08:50.360 No, as long as it's for a purpose.
00:08:52.540 The problem is people, they make dogs, they breed dogs to be these little yapping chihuahuas,
00:08:59.980 which is not natural.
00:09:00.940 That's not the dogs played.
00:09:01.980 Like gay dogs.
00:09:03.100 Gay dogs, exactly.
00:09:04.540 And then they dress them up and they try to change the nature of the animal, right?
00:09:09.440 And that's the problem.
00:09:10.920 But when you have a dog for shepherding, Allah made them that way.
00:09:14.360 Like naturally they shepherd.
00:09:16.000 Guard dogs or naturally guard dogs.
00:09:18.680 Hunting dogs, pointers and so on.
00:09:20.980 Allah made them that way for that purpose.
00:09:22.820 When you take something that's created for a purpose and you change it to make a little
00:09:26.580 puppy to put into your purse because you want to lick it all day, that's disgusting.
00:09:30.780 People will be French kissing their dog all day.
00:09:32.520 Oh, that's disgusting.
00:09:44.680 Bring it up.
00:09:45.700 No, the other way, the other way.
00:09:46.760 Turn your hand the other way.
00:09:47.520 Turn that way and go down.
00:09:48.900 So it steps on.
00:09:49.560 Yeah.
00:09:49.940 Just push it in.
00:09:50.880 Yeah.
00:09:51.240 No, no, not with the other hand.
00:09:55.220 Just take your left hand.
00:09:56.500 There you go.
00:09:56.920 There it is.
00:09:57.300 It's a good hand.
00:09:58.000 Keep pushing.
00:09:58.620 Keep pushing.
00:09:59.220 Keep pushing like I left you down.
00:10:00.480 There you go.
00:10:01.060 Perfect.
00:10:01.560 Perfect.
00:10:02.120 Oh, he's got it.
00:10:02.620 He's chained up.
00:10:03.280 Yeah, he's chained up.
00:10:03.920 Yeah.
00:10:04.500 Oh, you stabbed in my hand.
00:10:05.840 I know.
00:10:06.400 Don't look.
00:10:07.760 You knew who was going to stab you.
00:10:09.160 You said it earlier.
00:10:09.980 Oh, okay.
00:10:11.200 Move this glove.
00:10:11.780 No, no, no.
00:10:12.360 Okay, okay.
00:10:12.620 Just put him down.
00:10:13.460 Okay, okay.
00:10:14.320 Put him back.
00:10:14.920 Put him back.
00:10:15.240 Oh, oh.
00:10:16.840 This glove is not big enough.
00:10:19.040 Okay, come back.
00:10:19.760 Come back.
00:10:21.240 Just be quick.
00:10:25.620 Good boy.
00:10:26.500 Okay.
00:10:26.780 No, no, no.
00:10:28.380 Come on, brother.
00:10:29.120 Come on, son.
00:10:30.100 Come on, son.