SNEAKO - November 29, 2024


thanksgiving day parade.


Episode Stats

Length

5 minutes

Words per Minute

87.097374

Word Count

466

Sentence Count

48

Misogynist Sentences

1


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
00:00:12.360 We did it already! They're working away! Just keep quiet!
00:00:16.920 Damn you!
00:00:18.600 No, we'll go there first!
00:00:21.960 Okay?
00:00:25.580 Fuck!
00:00:27.100 Put the road on foot there!
00:00:30.000 Shit!
00:00:43.040 It's Thanksgiving. I'm gonna go to the Thanksgiving Day Parade, if I can make it in time.
00:00:52.400 I've never been to the Thanksgiving Day Parade before.
00:00:55.040 Started at 8.30am and it's already about 10.30am.
00:00:57.580 But, at least I'm in Manhattan for once, so I can make it there in time.
00:01:01.500 What did you get me for Thanksgiving?
00:01:03.780 I don't know.
00:01:05.060 You didn't get me anything.
00:01:06.720 Mac and cheese.
00:01:08.040 Mac and cheese, bro? What?
00:01:09.840 No, I want stuffing. I want the turkey.
00:01:13.780 Hey, have a good day, okay?
00:01:15.440 You too.
00:01:16.460 I'll see you soon. Come to your birthday party.
00:01:19.560 Oh, okay.
00:01:20.540 Why didn't you take the stairs?
00:01:21.620 I'm late.
00:01:31.460 34th Street.
00:01:33.300 Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
00:01:36.000 Come on, GPS.
00:01:56.160 What's going on?
00:01:56.640 Thank you, sir.
00:01:58.040 All right.
00:01:58.680 Of course you need to stay here.
00:02:00.500 already they did not waste any time at all usually you're supposed to take the day after thanksgiving
00:02:30.500 is the parade over yes son
00:02:35.860 i missed the whole parade it's over probably because of the weather
00:02:48.580 is the parade over yeah yeah what time did it end
00:02:52.900 an hour ago i thought it was supposed to end at noon oh dear i mean down on 34th street yeah
00:02:58.980 yeah yeah i can go to 34th yeah you can still go down oh okay thank you by the time you get there
00:03:04.100 it's gonna be done yeah to go to the parade or no no we're trying to get there yeah me too
00:03:10.820 it's downtown c yeah we're kind of close am i gonna lie
00:03:18.580 yeah there's not supposed to be this much water on a camera hopefully if i run down this
00:03:24.340 at 34th street right now i can catch the parade on the train before it finishes basically you
00:03:30.020 got to hope this train is faster than rain some big balloons it should be okay
00:03:33.620 ok
00:03:38.100 i thought it's this way
00:03:48.500 yeah
00:03:52.820 I think I'm always five minutes too late.
00:04:14.120 A bunch of trumpets and no music.
00:04:20.760 Do you know where the parade is?
00:04:22.820 It's over.
00:04:23.820 It's over, it's done?
00:04:24.820 Yes.
00:04:33.820 Is the parade over?
00:04:35.820 I don't know.
00:04:36.820 I don't know who's behind us.
00:04:38.820 I don't know.
00:04:39.820 Where's the rest of the parade?
00:04:41.820 Up near that way.
00:04:43.820 I think it's 34th.
00:04:44.820 Oh yeah, the parade is over, man.
00:04:46.820 It's over?
00:04:47.820 Yeah.
00:04:48.820 All right.
00:04:49.820 I'm cold.
00:04:50.820 I tried.
00:04:51.820 Here's what you missed.
00:04:52.820 You having a good Thanksgiving?
00:04:53.820 Yeah.
00:04:54.820 Happy Thanksgiving.
00:04:55.820 Happy Thanksgiving.
00:04:56.820 Happy Thanksgiving.
00:04:57.820 Happy Thanksgiving.
00:04:58.820 Happy Thanksgiving.
00:05:01.820 Happy Thanksgiving.
00:05:04.820 Happy Thanksgiving.
00:05:09.820 you having a good thanksgiving yeah happy thanksgiving okay thank you too happy thanksgiving
00:05:19.820 okay