SNEAKO - November 26, 2024


What Should We Not Joke About？ (JULY 2022, SNEAKO)


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Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

201.1106

Word Count

2,342

Sentence Count

256

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.040 Is there anything we shouldn't joke about?
00:00:02.880 9-11 was pretty awful, so I might stay away from that.
00:00:09.680 Every time I make a 9-11 joke, it bombs.
00:00:14.440 Reproductive rates.
00:00:17.240 I had all these jokes about it, I'm going to abort them now.
00:00:20.440 Reproductive rates.
00:00:21.440 That was a good one.
00:00:22.700 Did you see how you laughed at the one thing you said not to joke about?
00:00:25.140 See, you know, I am a hypocrite.
00:00:28.180 Why do you care so much about abortion?
00:00:30.000 Because you can't get pregnant.
00:00:32.380 Yeah, but our mothers, our sisters, our female friends, our future daughters.
00:00:38.200 Want your mom to get an abortion?
00:00:40.980 Honestly, yeah.
00:00:41.760 It would have been great.
00:00:42.440 What?
00:00:42.920 Life isn't the best, man.
00:00:44.420 Wait, wait, wait.
00:00:45.460 You wish your mom got an abortion?
00:00:48.800 Yeah.
00:00:49.580 Honestly, yeah.
00:00:50.280 Because I didn't consent to be born.
00:00:52.960 I wish if I had a choice, it would have been great.
00:00:55.280 But the beauty is my mom had a choice.
00:00:57.480 So you would have chosen to not be born?
00:00:59.160 Yeah, 100%.
00:01:00.700 Silence.
00:01:03.960 Silence is actually something to not joke about, low-key.
00:01:07.220 Silence is not, you can't joke about, what the?
00:01:09.620 No, peace.
00:01:10.420 Like, your peace.
00:01:11.580 And like...
00:01:12.200 Don't joke about peace?
00:01:13.460 Your peace of mind should not be joked about because it's so serious.
00:01:16.860 Like, you can't survive without, like, having some inner peace.
00:01:23.540 In an ideal world, if there was a way to consent to being born, I would love a world like that.
00:01:27.700 Inner peace.
00:01:27.960 Because then women have control over their bodies and if they want to have an abortion or not.
00:01:32.440 And then babies.
00:01:33.060 If there was a way to educate a baby about what life is, if you could see into the future what
00:01:36.520 your life to play out as, have a way to consent to, do you want to play this out?
00:01:41.240 And if I had that choice, and that's...
00:01:43.260 Your baby's already alive.
00:01:44.820 You can't...
00:01:45.380 In an ideal magical world.
00:01:46.660 Obviously, a baby can never consent to being born.
00:01:48.460 In an ideal magical world where you see where your life is going to turn out, and then you
00:01:52.320 decide whether or not to live it, you would have given up before even trying?
00:01:56.180 Yeah, 100%.
00:01:57.520 Comedy.
00:02:01.760 Hey, hey.
00:02:02.700 Smells like shit.
00:02:04.120 Wait, is there anything we shouldn't joke about?
00:02:06.340 Uh, queefs.
00:02:07.680 Depression.
00:02:08.760 People's feelings because they're personal.
00:02:10.940 I mean, to joke about why you're feeling sad today because the sun is out and you're not
00:02:15.560 feeling happy, that's rude.
00:02:17.500 Do you think that that would incentivize them to get out of bed if you start...
00:02:21.040 I know it's a depressing answer, but I feel like a lot of people, if they had the option
00:02:25.340 to not being born, would have chose to not be born.
00:02:28.040 You could jump in the train tracks right now.
00:02:30.820 I wouldn't do it myself, but if somebody pushed me...
00:02:33.880 You want me to push you into the train tracks?
00:02:35.480 You gotta surprise me.
00:02:36.400 You gotta surprise me.
00:02:37.360 You can't...
00:02:37.600 Are you serious?
00:02:38.340 You can't let me know what's happening.
00:02:39.400 I mean, some people live this way, man.
00:02:41.800 It's the way it lives.
00:02:42.840 Like, some people aren't happy being around.
00:02:44.580 Why are you...
00:02:45.100 What makes you unhappy?
00:02:47.160 It's more of what doesn't make me happy.
00:02:49.280 I don't know what makes me happy nowadays.
00:02:52.340 Protests.
00:02:52.840 You seem very passionate about that.
00:02:53.980 You're like, yeah, filibuster.
00:02:55.640 It doesn't make me happy that it's necessary.
00:02:57.280 It's a necessary step in the process of getting women's rights back and expanded.
00:03:02.900 What do you think is the root of all evil?
00:03:04.880 The root of all evil?
00:03:06.040 It's you.
00:03:07.180 Me?
00:03:07.800 Yeah.
00:03:08.360 Why?
00:03:09.120 You are the root.
00:03:11.000 You're the seed.
00:03:12.180 If you raise a puppy up with a lot of kittens, he's gonna think he's a kitten.
00:03:17.360 They put spells on you.
00:03:18.900 Do you watch television?
00:03:20.220 No.
00:03:21.140 Wow.
00:03:22.720 That's great.
00:03:23.440 Television actually stands for tell lies to your vision.
00:03:27.320 Okay?
00:03:27.980 Damn.
00:03:28.760 You understand me?
00:03:29.800 I don't like it when people are mean.
00:03:32.600 What do you want to joke about?
00:03:34.100 Your mom.
00:03:35.680 I don't know.
00:03:37.860 What about abortion jokes?
00:03:39.460 Can you make abortion jokes or is that too far?
00:03:41.640 I think it's too far.
00:03:43.660 Yeah, because of all the stuff with abortions in the U.S. right now.
00:03:47.700 I don't think it's very funny.
00:03:49.200 Is there anything that offends you?
00:03:52.420 No, I don't think so.
00:03:53.680 Try it.
00:03:54.160 Try it.
00:03:54.340 Try it.
00:03:55.560 Offend me.
00:03:56.940 I don't want to be mean.
00:03:57.900 I'll cry.
00:03:58.440 I'll cry.
00:03:58.820 I'll cry.
00:03:59.260 Go on.
00:03:59.720 Offend me.
00:04:00.180 Go on.
00:04:00.420 Do it.
00:04:01.360 Your mom's a whore.
00:04:03.060 She is.
00:04:03.580 You're not wrong.
00:04:04.080 You're not wrong.
00:04:04.560 You're not wrong.
00:04:05.000 She is.
00:04:05.400 She's good at it though, so it's fine.
00:04:07.920 Yeah.
00:04:08.380 I was going to make an abortion joke, but I'm just going to kill that baby right there.
00:04:12.240 I don't think that's funny.
00:04:14.040 Smiling a little bit.
00:04:15.400 Yeah, because you still made a joke.
00:04:18.980 I think that's funny that you didn't stop making a joke.
00:04:23.420 I don't know.
00:04:24.500 Flavor is good?
00:04:25.980 Hell yeah, I got a confederate flag in my crib, bro.
00:04:28.720 I'm waiting for that shit to come back.
00:04:30.240 Some of these niggas really need to get the feels, bro.
00:04:32.560 What makes you unhappy?
00:04:34.120 Women's rights being taken away.
00:04:35.820 But no.
00:04:36.940 Well, yes, but I don't know.
00:04:39.980 Politics is very depressing.
00:04:41.940 Like, as a progressive, I don't think we've had a progressive president since like the 40s.
00:04:46.240 And I don't know.
00:04:47.140 I'm a pessimist when it comes to it too.
00:04:50.220 Why just stop reading the news then?
00:04:52.140 I don't think ignorance is a choice right now.
00:04:54.100 Just because I don't have the answer to how to solve it fully doesn't mean that she just gave up on it.
00:04:58.860 Kind of does.
00:04:59.640 If it's, you're unhappy.
00:05:00.680 You're saying that you want to jump in the train tracks and I should shove you and surprise you and kill you.
00:05:04.020 Well, it's not mutually exclusive.
00:05:05.640 I can focus on women's rights and my happiness.
00:05:08.260 Have you ever told somebody that you were sorry?
00:05:11.060 Every day, yeah.
00:05:11.880 You should never say that word.
00:05:13.640 Listen to what you're saying.
00:05:15.160 I'm sorry.
00:05:16.580 Are you a sorry individual?
00:05:18.100 Are you sorry?
00:05:19.020 Are you listening?
00:05:19.760 Words are spelled.
00:05:20.560 Say hello.
00:05:21.800 Say it.
00:05:22.800 Hello.
00:05:23.900 Hell is low.
00:05:25.980 Who taught you?
00:05:26.760 Damn.
00:05:27.720 You never should say good morning.
00:05:30.220 Never say good morning.
00:05:31.180 I don't let people say that to me.
00:05:33.380 That's a curse.
00:05:34.280 It's a spell.
00:05:35.020 Good is good.
00:05:36.500 Are you mourning somebody?
00:05:38.380 Whoa.
00:05:39.640 That's death.
00:05:40.480 The reason you said the reproductive rights is because of the Roe v. Wade thing that just happened?
00:05:44.580 Yeah, it's like, I mean, it's just an especially, like, it's a topic that you're going to get emotional responses because it really does affect everyone.
00:05:53.420 And to make jokes about it right now would be insensitive to the people who are, you know, without any options.
00:06:00.480 I think if you can't make light of that, then, like, you get too serious into your own head and that's when you get too angry.
00:06:05.900 Do some shit that you'll regret, you know?
00:06:07.780 It's like freak out on camera or something like that.
00:06:10.360 I think we have a right to be angry right now.
00:06:12.560 If I've known someone for eight years and I know they don't like slavery or they're just another black person, they're like, oh, we should bring slavery back.
00:06:19.100 You are a dick rider.
00:06:20.060 If you're like, oh, you can't joke about that.
00:06:21.500 Uh-uh.
00:06:21.980 It's like, I totally can't.
00:06:23.500 I'm a yogi.
00:06:24.120 So, that's why I love these things.
00:06:27.600 Yeah.
00:06:28.120 Are you an empath?
00:06:30.240 Yeah, I think so.
00:06:31.520 Are you an empath, too?
00:06:33.360 Um, yeah, I could be an empath.
00:06:35.300 Yeah.
00:06:36.000 What about you?
00:06:36.760 Are you an empath?
00:06:37.340 No.
00:06:37.700 What's a high-value person?
00:06:39.500 High-value person.
00:06:40.960 I don't know what the fuck that means.
00:06:42.920 Like, I don't know.
00:06:43.840 I feel like that's, like, a white people thing.
00:06:45.860 Like, white people, like, call people high-value.
00:06:47.960 Like, what the fuck does that even mean, a high-value person?
00:06:50.580 I mean, these questions are high-key intense.
00:06:52.720 I'm like...
00:06:53.880 What do you want to talk about, then?
00:06:54.900 If we're on a podcast, we've got a microphone.
00:06:56.400 What else?
00:06:57.020 You want soft questions?
00:06:58.400 How was your day?
00:06:59.180 I don't know.
00:06:59.640 Let's talk about your tattoos.
00:07:00.680 What's the story behind them?
00:07:01.600 Okay.
00:07:01.860 Thanks for coming on.
00:07:02.660 That was fun.
00:07:03.480 That was great.
00:07:04.080 Um, that's a great question.
00:07:06.040 I do stand-up comedy.
00:07:07.560 Black people make white people jokes all the time.
00:07:10.120 That's their lane.
00:07:11.260 But white people can't make black people jokes.
00:07:12.740 That's not their lane.
00:07:13.660 Why?
00:07:14.940 That's just how...
00:07:15.660 I mean, like, you know, there are a lot of nuances that go into it.
00:07:18.260 I'm sure, you know, white people can make jokes about black people,
00:07:20.860 but if the butt of the joke is not the person or the race specifically,
00:07:25.260 then it's all right, you know?
00:07:26.520 What's your darkest joke?
00:07:28.160 My darkest joke?
00:07:29.200 I have this joke about...
00:07:30.520 I talk about how I know gambling is an issue, you know?
00:07:33.180 My grandma, she lost everything to gambling.
00:07:36.020 Everything.
00:07:36.520 And I felt really bad, but it's not my fault I had better cards, you know?
00:07:40.800 Can a homeless person be high value?
00:07:43.340 Yeah.
00:07:44.080 Last night, I gave two people, two homeless people, a slice of pizza.
00:07:47.600 They were probably saving, like, that was really nice of her.
00:07:50.380 Now, that's probably very arrogant of me, to be like,
00:07:52.740 oh, they're thinking about me in the day.
00:07:54.440 But it's like, why can't they be high value?
00:07:57.400 Because they don't have any money, or a house, or a shower.
00:08:00.360 Is that value to you?
00:08:01.940 Yeah.
00:08:02.680 I mean, it depends.
00:08:03.580 Yeah, I did a homeless woman, why not?
00:08:05.260 Yeah.
00:08:07.000 Homeless and, like, what are you trying to say?
00:08:08.560 Homeless?
00:08:09.000 Like, not having a home?
00:08:10.400 Yeah.
00:08:10.700 Hardboard box, homeless woman.
00:08:11.960 Hardboard box, homeless person.
00:08:14.640 I don't know.
00:08:15.320 You meet somebody, right, and you feel a way towards them, why not date them?
00:08:21.100 Maybe you can make them better.
00:08:22.700 I actually saw a thing recently.
00:08:24.080 A girl started dating and now has two kids in a house with a homeless person.
00:08:28.860 It was an incredible story.
00:08:31.540 Could you do that?
00:08:32.740 I am not going to say yes, and I'm not going to say no.
00:08:35.060 That means no.
00:08:36.020 No, but you don't know.
00:08:37.520 My boyfriend could have been, like, my boyfriend could have come up to me and actually be homeless,
00:08:40.700 and I'm like, is it the connection or is it the person?
00:08:44.020 COVID taught us walking dates.
00:08:46.000 COVID taught us dates that you can't go in somewhere, you can't do things.
00:08:49.220 We walked around and got to know people.
00:08:54.360 So you could date a homeless person with a heart of gold?
00:08:56.040 Um, depends if he's homeless, but he's clean.
00:09:04.620 A clean homeless guy, he showers once a week at the YMCA.
00:09:08.220 Because I want a clean person to be with me.
00:09:10.800 Are you guys going to go on dates?
00:09:13.560 To the park?
00:09:15.180 I mean, I don't care.
00:09:16.360 I can treat him sometimes.
00:09:19.220 Again, like, I suppose there's a stigma with homeless.
00:09:21.980 It's like, you're thinking, washed out, no clothes, like, passed out on the street.
00:09:26.680 But that's not every homeless person.
00:09:28.400 New York homeless is probably different to Irish homeless.
00:09:30.840 We have homeless that do have somewhere to stay, a couch to sleep on.
00:09:35.640 To be a high-value person, your character, you have to stand tall on character and not fall into those things.
00:09:42.620 Like, even that question is, like, would you date a homeless person?
00:09:44.840 Like, what do you expect me to say?
00:09:46.480 No.
00:09:47.160 Definitely not.
00:09:48.160 Fuck that bitch, she smell.
00:09:49.480 Yeah!
00:09:50.300 Crazy.
00:09:50.920 That's crazy, though.
00:09:51.640 Isn't that more honest?
00:09:52.480 I mean, is it honest, though?
00:09:54.480 I feel like homelessness is not something to joke about, either.
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