SNEAKO - September 11, 2022


This is How You Do a First Date!

Topics
toxic masculinity
Hosted by
Nicolas Kenn De Balinthazy
Mentioned
Adam Hoesha Chad Pussy Jesus Myron Please Jody Shaw Babysitter Bombocker Jubilee Tragic Nessix Gertz Smell
Why SHE HULK Is My New Favorite Show! SNEAKO Grills the Nelk Boys!

Episode Stats


Length

41 minutes

Words per minute

197.43

Word count

8,127

Sentence count

747

Harmful content

Misogyny

101

sentences flagged

Toxicity

338

sentences flagged

Hate speech

104

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Cheyenne and Dizzle discuss the worst first date ever, incels and how to deal with an incel from the first date. Cheyenne talks about how she met her future husband, Chad, and how she s dealing with his incel tendencies. Chad talks about why he s not interested in a relationship and how he s looking for a woman who s not looking for him.

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Topics generated with Qwen2.5-3B-Instruct.
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 The worst first date ever, grillin'. 1.00
00:00:01.580 You definitely do not pull women, you definitely do not have sex with women, your game is dead. 0.99
00:00:09.060 She called him an incel from the jump. 1.00
00:00:17.080 I spent pussy on the first date, because I spent money, so that's the only expectation I have. 1.00
00:00:22.540 Pussy, then we take it for me. 1.00
00:00:23.760 Because you spent money? 1.00
00:00:24.700 Chad, WRL, is that transactional?
00:00:26.380 Obviously.
00:00:27.260 Is that a bad thing?
00:00:28.780 Up to you.
00:00:30.000 So do you want a relationship? Is that what you're looking for? Something long-term?
00:00:33.000 Right, is this what this is about? I thought this was about getting pussy and grilled. 1.00
00:00:49.000 Hi. Hi, you alright? I'm good, thank you. 1.00
00:00:51.000 Wonderful. Are you alright?
00:00:53.000 Are you alright? Yeah. Okay.
00:00:55.000 What's your name? Dizzle. Dizzle, I'm Cheyenne.
00:00:58.000 and you're like, I will really bust in this girl's face. 0.97
00:01:02.440 Do I smell nice?
00:01:03.440 I mean, respectfully, I would too.
00:01:06.560 I don't know.
00:01:07.400 Don't rate this guy the way he looks, sorry, no.
00:01:10.440 Because of this date, I got a magazine
00:01:13.120 that I had from the train for about a year ago.
00:01:16.000 Yeah.
00:01:16.840 And I had like a scratch and sniff aftershave.
00:01:19.080 And I use that today for you.
00:01:21.080 Scratch and sniff?
00:01:21.920 Yeah.
00:01:22.760 Well, hi, nice to meet you.
00:01:26.360 Did you have an okay journey getting here?
00:01:27.880 It was an okay journey.
00:01:29.880 Okay, so...
00:01:30.880 What about you?
00:01:31.880 Yeah, good.
00:01:32.880 That's wonderful.
00:01:33.880 Thank you.
00:01:34.880 So, tell me about you.
00:01:35.880 How old are you?
00:01:36.880 What do you do?
00:01:37.880 No, tell me about you.
00:01:38.880 Because I've seen the programme and I've seen like you've been...
00:01:41.880 I've just been kissing a lot of frogs.
00:01:43.880 So how come you haven't got...
00:01:45.880 You ain't got none of these guys that you've been grilling?
00:01:48.880 I'm not really feeling it.
00:01:49.880 Like, I know what I want.
00:01:50.880 What do you want?
00:01:51.880 I want a man that's assertive, that's very alpha,
00:01:56.880 That knows how to look after a woman, but not... 1.00
00:01:59.340 It seems she gets, like, triggered about alpha males
00:02:01.520 every time she's on the show, though.
00:02:02.680 ...control women, give time and love and affection, you know? 0.57
00:02:05.900 I think that she's out there to get battered.
00:02:08.500 You will find that, but that's...
00:02:09.820 Not you, then.
00:02:10.560 Like, you've been watching a lot of love romantic movies.
00:02:12.860 Like, do you like them romantic movies?
00:02:14.340 Yeah, do you think I'm living in a fairy tale?
00:02:15.520 You are, man.
00:02:16.280 You need to come out of the Hollywood relationship.
00:02:18.820 And what?
00:02:19.360 And get into the kid-up-hood relationship.
00:02:21.520 What's that?
00:02:22.360 Real world.
00:02:23.040 OK, well, what's that, then?
00:02:24.080 That means, like, a man's going to take you out.
00:02:25.760 You are beautiful.
00:02:26.880 Thank you.
00:02:27.880 But just allow me in it.
00:02:28.880 Don't ask me.
00:02:29.880 Allow you?
00:02:30.880 Why are you?
00:02:31.880 Don't ask me where I'm at.
00:02:32.880 Like, oh, how come I didn't call you today?
00:02:34.880 Or you saw two blue ticks.
00:02:35.880 His voice sounds like so many cigarettes.
00:02:38.880 And no reply.
00:02:39.880 But this is why I'm saying communication is key.
00:02:41.880 And that's already a red flag, just so you know.
00:02:43.880 You've shown up a lot of red flags to me.
00:02:45.880 OK, what's that then?
00:02:46.880 Dating a lot of guys and being with none of them.
00:02:49.880 But I'm not sleeping with them, so I can do what I want.
00:02:51.880 I can actually do what I want in my, like, free time.
00:02:54.880 Is he all right?
00:02:55.880 No, you know, yes you can like when you're dating like at the end of the day for me like also that fit chat
00:03:00.980 He's just looks like he came right off the train with the road man. I'm dating with intention
00:03:04.880 So I'm not just gonna go around. He looks like an Arsenal fan London sleep with everyone
00:03:09.400 I want to make sure that I'm making the right choice
00:03:11.980 I don't want to just make a decision just because I like your vibe like it has to be right
00:03:15.620 Yeah, that's why I'm dating multiple people it may seem. I'm gonna say to the whole which is hoish. I've got kids. Have you? 0.99
00:03:22.740 I'm an older guy.
00:03:23.780 Oh, cute.
00:03:24.540 Family man.
00:03:25.360 I'm liking it.
00:03:26.540 What's your relationship like?
00:03:27.840 Do you have a toxic baby mum? 1.00
00:03:29.160 Is it good?
00:03:29.500 No, I live with my kids.
00:03:30.600 You have your kids?
00:03:31.160 Because I want to.
00:03:32.400 So you're still with a baby mum?
00:03:33.400 No, I'm not with a baby mum.
00:03:34.660 But you live together?
00:03:35.460 Yeah.
00:03:35.920 No, I don't live together.
00:03:36.960 Wait, so do you live with your kids or not?
00:03:38.560 See, that's what I'm trying to say.
00:03:39.440 You're stereotyping me.
00:03:40.340 No, I'm not.
00:03:40.780 I'm asking you a question.
00:03:41.420 Because you think a man, because he's got his kids,
00:03:43.700 it must be some social service was involved,
00:03:46.440 or a toxic baby mum. 1.00
00:03:47.500 Why can't I just want my kids?
00:03:48.700 I didn't say social service.
00:03:52.640 I didn't make that assumption.
00:03:54.200 You had it in the eye.
00:03:55.040 You had it in the eye.
00:03:55.880 That's a you problem.
00:03:56.720 You judged me.
00:03:57.560 That's a you problem.
00:03:58.400 That's your own insecurity that you're projecting onto me.
00:04:00.160 I don't have insecurities, baby.
00:04:01.560 Okay.
00:04:02.400 Tell me about you then, Dizzle.
00:04:03.880 I've just told you about me.
00:04:05.320 That you live with your kids.
00:04:06.160 Yeah.
00:04:07.000 And that's it.
00:04:07.840 And I do comedy.
00:04:08.680 Yeah.
00:04:09.520 I'm here trying to find a nice wife slash babysitter slash. 0.65
00:04:14.240 What do you mean babysitter?
00:04:16.000 Triggered.
00:04:16.680 Babysitter.
00:04:18.360 It's alarming that you would let somebody that you're only
00:04:21.800 just dating like look after your kids because you want a babysitter I didn't 0.54
00:04:24.920 say if I hired a babysitter then where do I know her from yeah what's the 1.00
00:04:28.160 difference I don't know she probably got dad before she come to my house I must 0.85
00:04:33.740 deny myself pom-pom because of them yeah that's disgusting you'd actually choose
00:04:37.280 a woman of your kids yes I feel like you're dating for all the 0.65
00:04:41.900 wrong reasons why are you dating for could you think I'm going for love no
00:04:46.260 but you're not because you know she's just in your hating on men she's in here
00:04:49.940 grilling people every day i deserve an alpha male and why are you talking to me like that i'm not
00:04:54.820 gonna give my away it's not about my pom-pom i'm just dating i'm just wasting guys time i've seen
00:05:02.260 that you had a lot of lovely guys here and you you've just been so horrible so you think that
00:05:08.660 all those guys are really lovely i'm just saying out of all them frogs you couldn't find your prince
00:05:13.860 charming. No. That's just something about you. For a person that throws up red flags,
00:05:19.920 I'm throwing up a lot of red cards to you. Okay. Which are? There's something about you
00:05:23.980 that you're not saying. Like what? I don't know. I think you might have a past. I need
00:05:27.860 you to be honest with me. How many men have you been with in your whole life? She's not 1.00
00:05:31.900 saying for show, Chad. She's no way she's saying a body count on camera. In my whole
00:05:36.440 lifetime. I couldn't tell you, to be honest. She lost count? What's wrong with that? You
00:05:42.360 You don't know how much men you sleep with, I like that. 1.00
00:05:44.840 You know, some girls have said five or, you know, no, 1.00
00:05:47.140 but, because your number's so high,
00:05:48.900 you don't even know how much.
00:05:49.840 I rate that.
00:05:50.680 It's a really...
00:05:52.400 Oh, I have slept with thousands of men.
00:05:55.060 That's the conversation you have to have with your.
00:05:56.660 She lost count! 1.00
00:05:57.740 She don't even know! 1.00
00:05:58.720 She doesn't even have a ballpark! 1.00
00:06:00.060 Vagina, that's not, I don't, 0.99
00:06:01.200 I can't get involved in that. 1.00
00:06:02.800 That's what you say, you say vagina. 1.00
00:06:04.920 I've abused you throughout the years, 1.00
00:06:06.260 but we gon' make it.
00:06:09.220 Girl, sorry.
00:06:11.400 I'm the Panani whisperer. 1.00
00:06:13.560 Her pussy was talking to me. 1.00
00:06:14.800 He was saying, helps, help. 1.00
00:06:18.240 So how many people have you slept with?
00:06:19.720 I'm like you.
00:06:20.960 I don't even know, man.
00:06:22.120 What do you mean you're like me?
00:06:23.640 I don't know my body count.
00:06:25.000 Yeah, but I don't know man, as in like, I'm not counting,
00:06:27.400 but I'm not out here moving mad. 0.99
00:06:28.840 Ah, shut up. 0.99
00:06:30.600 In that sense. 1.00
00:06:31.600 Well, that sounds mad.
00:06:32.560 No, it's because-
00:06:33.400 I'm not that is, I'm not moving mad.
00:06:34.400 No, but you know what it is, they're so bad.
00:06:36.080 Like my dating experience have been so bad.
00:06:38.080 I just like blocked them out.
00:06:39.800 Like it didn't happen when it's like-
00:06:41.120 That's a red flag.
00:06:41.980 If she had all her dating experiences were bad, all of them,
00:06:44.780 she's blocked it out, what are you, like 30-something?
00:06:46.940 And all the guys are not up to your standards? 1.00
00:06:49.780 If you're around a bunch of assholes, look in the mirror, 1.00
00:06:52.000 maybe you the asshole. 1.00
00:06:52.840 Tragic, sorry, it doesn't count. 1.00
00:06:54.360 I know, I feel it's hard for you girls dating guys.
00:06:58.020 It is, isn't it?
00:06:58.600 It is.
00:06:59.360 And I put it down to the video fixings.
00:07:02.260 Because we could get pum-pum so quick and easy.
00:07:07.080 Can you, though? 1.00
00:07:07.780 Because I feel like men that say that a lot really don't get pussy. 0.99
00:07:11.120 I don't believe that. 0.99
00:07:12.120 You're not, do you? 0.97
00:07:13.120 I was f***ing last night. 0.95
00:07:14.120 That's what you're doing here. 0.99
00:07:15.120 I didn't say I wanted to be with a person, I was just f***ing. 1.00
00:07:17.120 You're one of those guys that have meaningless sex. 1.00
00:07:20.120 That's what every guy wants, ma. 1.00
00:07:23.120 You're one of the guys who does what he wants.
00:07:25.120 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:26.120 Sex is sex. 1.00
00:07:27.120 As long as I bust in some... 1.00
00:07:30.120 Whether this is my hand, on your chest, in your condom, in your hair, it was... 0.99
00:07:35.120 You're happy. 1.00
00:07:36.120 Great sex to me. 0.90
00:07:37.120 How many times have I got to explain this? 0.96
00:07:39.120 Do you think I look nice?
00:07:40.120 nice yeah because i would have got up from a long time what do you mean do you know how far i came
00:07:44.200 to come here i'm not gonna come sit down there for no dead things that's rude but you're not dead
00:07:49.800 so it's not rude yeah but if i was then i'd be gone what rate yourself out of 10 then what do
00:07:54.600 you think you are to be getting up and doing that i was a six the other day but i've been going gym
00:07:59.320 and i'm even funnier so i'm about 11. take away first you can stay as the six but i got a big 0.99
00:08:05.240 dick so that makes up that's about 15. Big dick don't mean nothing. It does when it's in your throat 1.00
00:08:10.680 and you can't breathe and you got your eye and your gag reflexes getting mad and you know your
00:08:14.600 makeup's running down your face like a horror movie then you know that's girth it's worth. 1.00
00:08:19.800 I like when my dick's in your mouth and I look down it looks like I've got a vagina because I 1.00
00:08:24.280 don't see nothing. That's girth. Girth is worth. Why is he talking like that? You've got a pretty 1.00
00:08:30.680 Why are you looking at my throat?
00:08:32.680 Because, long story.
00:08:34.680 He is so weird.
00:08:36.680 Have you had an Adam's apple before?
00:08:38.680 No.
00:08:40.680 Would you like one?
00:08:42.680 What do you mean?
00:08:44.680 She don't get it.
00:08:46.680 Hey, you want an Adam's apple?
00:08:48.680 Do you want to know what Adam's apple is?
00:08:50.680 Yeah.
00:08:52.680 Come on. Loading screen chat, you get it, right?
00:08:54.680 Is she still, how long is it going to take for you to figure this out?
00:08:56.680 He was just talking about Gertz's worth.
00:08:58.680 I'm a female, so how am I going to get one?
00:09:00.680 You stu-
00:09:02.680 Use your imagination.
00:09:04.680 I don't have one.
00:09:06.680 Red flag. Why?
00:09:08.680 What is it you want me to imagine?
00:09:10.680 I'm not taking a troll.
00:09:12.680 Why would I do that?
00:09:14.680 Because you want to see the Adam's apple, innit? 0.91
00:09:16.680 This is what happens when you don't have sex, ladies and gentlemen. 0.98
00:09:18.680 Oh, incel, incel. 0.96
00:09:20.680 He just told you he has kids. He ain't no incel.
00:09:22.680 Alright, then do something.
00:09:24.680 No. 0.98
00:09:26.680 Yeah, get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:09:27.880 Why am I on a date with you if you're not sucking dick? 1.00
00:09:29.980 You are wasting my time. 1.00
00:09:31.120 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:09:31.800 Yes, you do. 1.00
00:09:32.580 Stop lying.
00:09:33.740 Bro, this girl all day long is talking about how she's better than these guys.
00:09:37.580 What do you bring to the table?
00:09:38.840 A bunch of attitude and no mouth? 1.00
00:09:40.880 Oh, fuck's sake. 1.00
00:09:41.480 I'm getting... 0.99
00:09:41.960 I'm getting... 0.77
00:09:42.680 Yeah, get the fuck up out of here. 0.70
00:09:43.860 Good, good, good. 0.98
00:09:44.980 You're the deal, bro.
00:09:45.780 It's a waste of your time, man. 1.00
00:09:47.460 Do you get pussy? 1.00
00:09:48.100 No. 1.00
00:09:48.620 No? 0.98
00:09:49.360 You're not fucking leaving as well, then. 0.98
00:09:51.420 I think we're made for each other. 0.98
00:09:53.220 Do you think?
00:09:54.400 I think it would be really awful. 1.00
00:09:56.560 They all say they don't eat pussy. 1.00
00:09:58.380 He definitely does. 1.00
00:09:59.820 You're a pessimist.
00:10:01.320 Why?
00:10:01.840 Number one thing I do not agree with these red pill alpha males, man.
00:10:05.140 Yo, when you...
00:10:05.940 I don't need to go into detail, but you know what I'm saying.
00:10:09.020 I'm with whatever.
00:10:10.220 Because you don't see the optimism of our date right now. 0.98
00:10:12.900 Because you've just asked me to imagine you're f***ing my throat. 0.99
00:10:16.320 So do you have sex on the first date? 0.99
00:10:17.980 You know, when England lost the f***ing World Cup, 0.99
00:10:20.980 that's how devastated I'd be if I didn't have sex on the first date. 0.99
00:10:24.800 You said that if you went on a first date and didn't get pum pum, it would feel like... 0.98
00:10:28.780 Oh, God, please don't mistake me.
00:10:29.920 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
00:10:33.900 That's like...
00:10:35.320 That's like a horrible word.
00:10:37.120 Nope, I'm one of a...
00:10:38.120 England losing...
00:10:40.660 Ah, please!
00:10:42.920 What's your techniques to pull a woman? 1.00
00:10:45.520 I just make her laugh.
00:10:46.720 I laugh off her panty then.
00:10:48.560 Really?
00:10:49.100 Yeah.
00:10:49.600 Other men never laugh off your panty then.
00:10:51.360 To be fair, you could banter me into bed if you were funny, but you're not, so...
00:10:54.400 Bro, they're really going deep into this British line.
00:10:56.040 You can banter me into bed.
00:10:58.000 I'm serious like a joke.
00:10:59.140 What do they say?
00:10:59.760 If you can make her laugh and jiggle,
00:11:01.300 you can make the cheeks clap and jiggle.
00:11:03.120 Everyone's like,
00:11:03.520 but I'm not tall and I'm not good looking
00:11:06.080 and I watch Wheat Waffles and I'm black built. 0.99
00:11:08.980 Shut up, bro. 1.00
00:11:09.700 If you can make her giggle, 1.00
00:11:11.800 you can get the banter off.
00:11:13.100 You can banter her panties off. 1.00
00:11:15.060 You can banter her knickers off. 0.98
00:11:16.680 That's right, no.
00:11:17.760 Okay.
00:11:18.900 No banter here.
00:11:20.000 What's your type?
00:11:20.960 You.
00:11:22.080 No, what is your actual type?
00:11:23.240 You.
00:11:23.560 No, you can't do that.
00:11:24.400 That's like the worst way to explain your story.
00:11:26.740 You're just trying to rub me out here.
00:11:27.840 I'm trying to give you the most compliments.
00:11:29.840 You're my type.
00:11:30.940 It's nice, smooth neck.
00:11:32.900 Sorry, the neck.
00:11:34.420 Why does he keep looking at my throat for?
00:11:36.680 Like, it's...
00:11:37.280 It's making me feel weird.
00:11:39.180 Stop looking at my throat.
00:11:40.980 Is she saying phone?
00:11:42.360 Is she saying throat?
00:11:43.520 How British are you?
00:11:44.660 Stop looking at my throat. 0.97
00:11:46.800 No, stop looking at my throat.
00:11:48.700 What?
00:11:49.300 Say the word. 0.98
00:11:52.660 Would you, like, lie to have sex? 0.99
00:11:54.400 I feel like you would, you're the type. 1.00
00:11:55.800 Can I say something to you?
00:11:57.300 No, if it's about my neck, you can't.
00:11:58.720 Alright, I won't say anything then.
00:12:00.260 Yeah, don't.
00:12:01.120 But every man likes to get pom-pom. 1.00
00:12:04.180 Pussy's designed to be lied to. 1.00
00:12:05.820 That's the only... 1.00
00:12:06.580 It was designed...
00:12:08.740 It's got that...
00:12:09.340 It's got that...
00:12:09.860 That's why it's shaped like that. 1.00
00:12:14.400 Pussy's shaped like lies. 1.00
00:12:16.300 So you tell it lies. 1.00
00:12:17.540 Do you use being funny as a defence mechanism?
00:12:19.860 No, I use...
00:12:20.260 Oh, she's doing psychoanalyzing therapy thing. 0.99
00:12:23.080 What's your weakness? 1.00
00:12:24.200 How are you a bitch? 1.00
00:12:25.900 Chad, if you notice this, it's just a test. 1.00
00:12:27.400 What he's going to do right now is bob and weave. 0.93
00:12:29.160 He's not going to go fold.
00:12:30.280 He's not going to go the mental health.
00:12:32.220 Don't do that. 1.00
00:12:32.660 I don't think you get pussy. 1.00
00:12:33.560 I don't think you get pussy. 1.00
00:12:34.960 I do. 1.00
00:12:35.840 You're definitely not funny enough to get pussy. 1.00
00:12:37.660 Sorry. 1.00
00:12:38.720 Well, at least I can get the throat. 0.87
00:12:41.900 Whose throat?
00:12:42.540 You ain't getting mine.
00:12:43.560 Can you be romantic?
00:12:45.000 Obviously.
00:12:46.280 It's not obvious.
00:12:47.060 What's the most romantic thing you've done?
00:12:48.800 Being here, sitting on a date with you in this nice, beautiful place.
00:12:52.320 That's you romantic.
00:12:53.120 That's your romantic. If I was going to be romantic, I would have take you out to my virgin's jerk centre place, yeah? 0.99
00:12:59.380 Get you a nice jerk, yeah? Get you a nice jerk with some rice and peas. 1.00
00:13:05.500 Give this punch, pineapple punch, smoke some herbs, and just chill out. 0.99
00:13:12.520 This guy, I don't know, how many UK people are in here?
00:13:15.200 This is just exactly what I picture when I think of an Arsenal fan.
00:13:20.700 Arsenal.
00:13:21.360 The silence says enough.
00:13:23.120 this is what happens when a girl is pretty enough to just give attitude and not say anything she's 1.00
00:13:30.460 talking about how he's not funny enough to get some pom-pom and how she doesn't suck dick and 1.00
00:13:35.260 she's there bro all she does is give attitude she's like yeah impress me you better impress me 0.99
00:13:42.480 because i'm pretty man but when you get past the peak pregnancy age you're not gonna have all this
00:13:48.320 arrogance this is female self-esteem right in front of you this is blueprint female arrogance 1.00
00:13:53.660 she's not doing nothing she's just saying tell me a joke do something to me listen
00:13:59.040 the silence says enough you are the one being silent why are you talking like
00:14:06.080 third person you were the one being inside this is this is arrogant right here
00:14:11.380 are you in touch with your emotions yes i do yes you do i guess i have you are yeah
00:14:18.320 You keep passing everything off as a joke, and you're really not, you know, and that's okay.
00:14:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:23.460 No, and that's your opinion.
00:14:25.660 And that's okay as well.
00:14:26.520 That's what I'm witnessing tonight.
00:14:27.520 No, no, that's your opinion, and that's okay to me.
00:14:30.560 Do you think it's important that men cry?
00:14:32.220 I like crying.
00:14:33.400 Yeah?
00:14:34.240 Look at that. 1.00
00:14:34.840 See, I'm telling you, she's really trying to, like, how are you a pussy? 1.00
00:14:37.980 Hmm? 1.00
00:14:38.720 Do you cry?
00:14:39.540 Is it a self-defense mechanism?
00:14:41.620 What's wrong with you?
00:14:42.640 Let's talk about mental health.
00:14:43.780 A girl was giving me a head one time when I was crying. 1.00
00:14:45.800 Stop referring her to sex. 0.98
00:14:47.020 I don't know if it was a thief, but I was emotional.
00:14:53.020 Why does everything keep going back to sex? It's like this full circle and then sex.
00:14:57.020 So you've got sons. I'm asking you, because this is a serious question,
00:15:01.020 like how you raise the next generation.
00:15:03.020 Yes.
00:15:04.020 Is it important for men to be in tune with their emotions? 0.99
00:15:06.020 You sound like you want a pussyhole. 1.00
00:15:12.020 Yeah! 1.00
00:15:13.020 No, I'm asking you, no, but I'm asking you
00:15:15.280 because you're raising sons, you're raising men,
00:15:17.340 so I'm asking you.
00:15:17.400 Bad man, I'm raising kings, I'm bad man. 1.00
00:15:20.720 So if your son cries, are you going to call him a pussy elf? 1.00
00:15:23.080 Slap him up! 1.00
00:15:25.460 Pause, wait, that sounded weird. 0.99
00:15:27.720 Dickhead. 0.98
00:15:29.060 Dickhead fam, come on, blood, come off it, son. 0.99
00:15:32.080 Now stop tearing up, blood.
00:15:33.700 How is he going to say he's a family man 0.99
00:15:35.360 and call his child a dickhead for crying? 0.99
00:15:39.380 Give me that scenario then. 0.99
00:15:40.460 I don't know, something's hurt him,
00:15:41.920 He falls over. He hurts himself. How are you dealing with it?
00:15:44.640 Get up, pussle one. Come out my face. 1.00
00:15:46.840 I'll stop crying. I'll give you something to cry about.
00:15:49.360 Fly kicking your back. 1.00
00:15:51.600 Piece of shit. That's how I deal with it. 1.00
00:15:54.480 With toxic masculinity and things like that.
00:15:56.200 Ah!
00:16:01.200 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:16:03.480 Come back, piece of shit. 1.00
00:16:04.880 Toxic! 1.00
00:16:05.760 That's how I deal with it.
00:16:07.280 With toxic masculinity and things like that,
00:16:09.120 you have to be able to nurture emotions and stuff.
00:16:11.920 Because then you end up a bit like you and having the defence mechanism, making everything a joke when it's not.
00:16:19.360 Can I see your phone and read your DMs, please?
00:16:22.720 What? 0.85
00:16:25.080 You must be mad. 0.89
00:16:27.440 Are you mad? 0.94
00:16:28.500 Do you know how incriminating that would be for my life?
00:16:31.020 No. 1.00
00:16:31.200 Are you stupid? 1.00
00:16:32.040 Are you mad? 1.00
00:16:33.160 I'm not 10, though, 1. 0.86
00:16:34.040 It's like you'd ask to finger me in my batty hole in front of 40,000 people.
00:16:38.800 That's the equivalent of asking me for my phone right now.
00:16:41.020 Where?
00:16:41.580 Would you let me see it, though?
00:16:43.220 Yeah, when it's...
00:16:43.860 Bro, you don't even say your body count.
00:16:45.640 He has to show you your phone.
00:16:46.700 Yeah, when it's off.
00:16:47.320 After you've deleted everything.
00:16:48.280 No, when the battery's dead.
00:16:49.700 That's the only time you can see my phone.
00:16:51.680 You think she's going to be looking through my phone? 0.94
00:16:53.920 Not a blood clot.
00:16:55.420 Really?
00:16:56.960 110%.
00:16:57.440 But if it's just work on there...
00:16:58.960 If I've asked you to pay the bills for me, then that's different.
00:17:01.620 Oh, you're that guy that has, like, two phones.
00:17:03.660 Listen, we're trying to protect your feelings.
00:17:05.880 If you see you in my phone, you're probably going to get into depression,
00:17:08.520 and I'm trying to stop you from doing that.
00:17:09.860 so what are you doing to make me depressed i can't say what's on your phone what's your favorite 0.72
00:17:15.780 bro if you're not attracted to him if you're saying all he wants is sex why are you trying 0.98
00:17:19.820 to look through your phone that's what i'm saying women like getting in this i'm yeah impress me 1.00
00:17:24.220 impress me low-key this bitch is attracted to him that's why she's getting so mad that he's 1.00
00:17:28.980 not going to show her her phone sex position or move it's called the quadrophenia what's that 1.00
00:17:35.240 He had that shit ready 1.00
00:17:37.100 The Quadrophenia 1.00
00:17:38.420 Yo, all the religious people 0.56
00:17:39.800 I don't like God
00:17:40.960 Will repent on Sunday
00:17:42.080 For now, it's Friday night
00:17:43.460 It's my birthday
00:17:44.280 I'm about to go celebrate, bro
00:17:46.080 But right now, let's go talk about the Quadrophenia
00:17:48.060 Get your legs
00:17:48.680 I put it around that leg
00:17:50.520 And then I get the other leg
00:17:52.080 Put it around your waist 0.65
00:17:53.140 So your pom-poms open like this
00:17:54.640 Like this thing
00:17:55.600 That's called the pretzel, not the Quadrophenia
00:17:57.700 And I actually put a candle on top of the pom-pom
00:18:00.620 And I thrust
00:18:02.640 And the candles go
00:18:04.100 it looks romantic. Do you want to try it? No. As a man who asked you why you got a candle
00:18:10.600 on top of your pom pom? No. For fuck's sake. I'm going to show you. I'm going to give
00:18:15.620 you some experience. I'm okay. You're not okay. Because you haven't had the candle in the
00:18:19.540 wind. That's where it's gone. I really don't feel no chemistry. I don't want you to feel
00:18:24.280 chemistry. I want you to feel my hood in your hole. Oh my god that's correct. But right 0.99
00:18:31.300 now she started to it started to marinate a little bit it's starting to seep through the
00:18:35.400 panties a little bit i'm disgusted yeah this was just posted because you're on camera it's working
00:18:39.880 and you know what i just fumbled my whole chance of ever getting on the show what is he doing 0.84
00:18:44.040 i'm just gonna give you some code if you want to sign things like for chemistry go to the
00:18:48.860 science museum i'm getting your hood yes off i don't deal with chemistry i deal with beat history
00:18:55.040 if they're even eating the word this is what i'm saying going back to like this meaning the sex 0.82
00:19:00.820 thing like it's not meaningless because i'm gonna bust you're gonna bust how's that meaningless i'm
00:19:05.660 not on that i just i just don't like the way people just date these days like but can i say
00:19:10.180 something to you i could sit here and be the best version of how you want me to be and the we could
00:19:16.280 go out we could do the most glorious stuff but if i get in the bedroom and i and you're pump i'm big 0.99
00:19:23.140 like narnia we've got a problem i don't care how good you are you're pussy big so i need to 1.00
00:19:29.440 eliminate that. I don't want to waste my time and months dating you and then when I get in your 0.99
00:19:34.040 pum pum, I can't, I'm there searching, I'm finding all lighters, I'm finding remotes in your pum pum.
00:19:39.660 Let me know now, innit? As a Jamaican say, when I want my puss in a bag. Calm down. Like, just calm 0.98
00:19:45.920 down. Why is he so hot? Do you have you spanked somebody before? Why, do you like to be spanked?
00:19:50.440 Don't you think I need a spankings? Spank. 1.00
00:19:53.860 I wish I did what you make it's like I'm feeling a bit of an only boy 1.00
00:20:01.540 what the hell are you talking about man you what the fuck that's what you've been 0.99
00:20:06.860 all your tricks see I didn't like the way so though I'm feeling a bit of an only boy 1.00
00:20:12.400 you've been a prick that's what you've been all your tricks you can't get dicks 0.99
00:20:20.680 off your mind, innit? 1.00
00:20:21.640 I bet she lives in Cockfosters, innit? 1.00
00:20:26.720 Yo, London got the most, 0.99
00:20:28.800 the most fucking... 0.99
00:20:30.380 Bombocker! 1.00
00:20:31.300 Mate, bro.
00:20:32.360 This is the Piccadilly line
00:20:33.840 to Cockfosters. 0.97
00:20:35.480 This is the Jubilee line 0.99
00:20:37.200 to my arsehole. 0.99
00:20:38.780 This is the Cockfosters train 1.00
00:20:40.460 into a bum. 0.87
00:20:42.100 Ew. 0.99
00:20:42.880 She just wants to be around cocks. 1.00
00:20:46.400 Come out of the gutter. 1.00
00:20:50.680 you definitely do not pull women you definitely do not have sex with women 1.00
00:20:56.260 your game is dead you're fascinated about my dick you are because you know 1.00
00:21:01.780 that's your imagination not mine you looked at me i see you're looking at 1.00
00:21:05.320 babe it's all right it's all right to be a ho sometimes i know 0.99
00:21:08.520 sometimes you're probably around friends i think you know what
00:21:10.700 it's not okay but i can see in your eyes you got them hoish eyes 0.97
00:21:14.980 ho hoish eyes i'm not saying you're ho but you're hoish 1.00
00:21:19.340 what does that mean like the thousand cock stare i've got whole way vision yeah i see it 0.80
00:21:26.940 this guy's doing his bits in the show right now look i know he needs to see but those glasses
00:21:31.880 come on why are you wearing those glasses looking purposes and i can see your hoish eyes more better 0.99
00:21:38.860 do you wear them more better when you're having sex they're turning me on you want to have sex 0.99
00:21:44.000 I'll wear a fireman's suit, I'll wear the glasses. 0.97
00:21:48.000 Which way is the way out?
00:21:50.000 What do you want me to wear? Football?
00:21:51.000 No, but do you? It's a genuine question.
00:21:53.000 Or do you have to take them off to have sex? 0.99
00:21:54.000 No, I want to see when I'm having sex. 0.97
00:21:57.000 Do you keep them off? 0.97
00:21:58.000 Yeah.
00:22:01.000 No!
00:22:02.000 Listen, I'm from a strong Jamaican family.
00:22:06.000 I'm from the hood. I've got street credibility.
00:22:09.000 I don't know who rates you, but okay.
00:22:11.000 you but okay this is no one yes but it has to be on the weekend so you do then weekends so yeah
00:22:17.500 so you want to swap the card no because if i done in the weekday then i'd be a bow cat but because
00:22:23.240 i do on the weekends i don't really qualify to be a bow cat so i can't say yes but you are a 0.92
00:22:28.320 bow cat i'm not because i do it weekends see that's what i'm saying you're f***ing some of 0.98
00:22:31.200 your exes in there oh never never never never no don't no don't see because you might be you've 0.99
00:22:36.080 just been chatting shit all day i'm chatting shit i've been real to you have you heard yourself 1.00
00:22:39.840 Have you heard yourself trying to be, oh, I'm Miss Prima proper, my shit don't stink, your shit stinks. 1.00
00:22:47.460 You pum pum stink. 1.00
00:22:52.300 No. 0.99
00:22:53.260 Why not? 0.99
00:22:54.100 Why the f***? 0.99
00:22:54.860 What's wrong with you, Columbo? 0.99
00:22:57.080 I wouldn't even go through your phone, it's just nice to know.
00:22:59.800 That's something you want to know, you're too knowy-knowy.
00:23:03.000 Yeah?
00:23:03.760 You want to know everything, allow it.
00:23:05.640 Yeah, I do.
00:23:06.680 But when it's a relationship, you're meant to be a partnership.
00:23:08.800 No.
00:23:09.060 So, you know, not that I'm going to go for it.
00:23:11.360 I'm not going to say, it's not that I want to know.
00:23:12.860 Do you want my number for if you don't want to go for it?
00:23:14.820 Oh, I'm going to buy condoms.
00:23:16.200 It's for the security, just knowing.
00:23:20.780 It's for security, just in case.
00:23:22.660 You're taking the piss out of me. 0.99
00:23:24.040 You're taking the piss out of yourself. 0.99
00:23:26.800 If a company wanted to do promos or a Flappy, you would charge them.
00:23:31.220 It depends on the company.
00:23:32.580 Like, same thing.
00:23:33.320 I don't want to end up like Gideon crying on the stream.
00:23:35.640 I would want to avoid that.
00:23:36.880 i don't like working with brands for the most part it makes me feel weird it just makes me
00:23:41.420 i want to be able to say whatever the fuck i want to say and when you start having to like work for 0.81
00:23:45.680 these companies and when you start having to work for the system then you you lose your morals and 0.93
00:23:49.800 stuff like that it gets weird you got a certain people you can't talk about because they pay your
00:23:54.140 bills i'd rather do my own thing i'd rather do my own thing so if the company were there to do
00:23:58.940 promo i think right now man creativity kit just went public that's what i want to do i want to
00:24:03.920 create my own company and Chad I recommend you do the same Gatorade 0.98
00:24:08.000 drinks and shit would you say friends with the ex yes and no no so you're a 0.96
00:24:16.940 loyal person I just can't go through your phone I'm gonna like not have a 1.00
00:24:19.760 bitches front pictures and I've got you that's nice I've got a nice side to me 1.00
00:24:25.840 you know are you loyal yes I'm loyal I've got one barber that's it you're loyal to 0.81
00:24:31.240 your barber not your woman well at least i'm loyal to something can it that's i have to stand for
00:24:36.960 something what do you want from me loyal to my woman and my barber too much today right now
00:24:42.160 that's too much that's too much stress let me just be loyal to one my barber at least
00:24:46.220 then i could probably one day move on to my girlfriend 0.86
00:24:49.720 do you know what i'm gonna say no as well now oh you're taking the piss out of me 0.95
00:24:59.380 Why I'm gonna take this out you?
00:25:01.440 I'm not
00:25:01.940 Bro everybody on the internet is against booty play
00:25:04.940 I don't want to talk about that right now
00:25:06.480 Let me chill
00:25:07.520 Chad, tell me you're all on booty play
00:25:08.840 My bad, my bad, my bad
00:25:11.000 Before, I'm sorry
00:25:12.400 I'm sorry
00:25:13.140 I know that you like a FOMO 2 up in your backyard
00:25:15.660 Please
00:25:18.980 Just please, please put me up my music
00:25:20.980 Please, I'm gonna
00:25:21.580 Please, I'm
00:25:22.580 In the name of Jesus
00:25:23.800 Please, I'm up
00:25:24.980 Please
00:25:25.580 Have you had your back doors kick?
00:25:29.380 tough yes or no perfect analogies man have you ever had an app adam have you ever had an adam's
00:25:37.600 apple have you ever had your back doors kicked off you know exactly what he's saying i'm not
00:25:42.880 gonna answer that she's like oh okay hoisha but she's supposed to not like it she's supposed to 1.00
00:25:49.020 be triggered i dated a girl exactly like this she she enjoys oh my god that's disgusting did 1.00
00:25:54.940 Would you just call me Hoesha?
00:25:56.140 Yes!
00:25:57.260 Or the answer's no.
00:25:59.380 You lie, Hoesha. 1.00
00:26:01.100 You lie, Hoesha. 1.00
00:26:03.700 What is this obsession with Ho and Hoesha? 1.00
00:26:06.180 No, we're not there to do these little nicknames.
00:26:08.540 Like, we're not on that level.
00:26:09.780 No, I am the Pum Pum. 0.82
00:26:11.140 No, that's disgusting. 0.92
00:26:12.220 You can't call me that. 0.63
00:26:13.180 I'm a 31 year old and I'm high value.
00:26:16.140 And no, don't talk to me that way. 1.00
00:26:17.620 I don't suck, dick. 1.00
00:26:18.780 Why would you say that? 1.00
00:26:19.860 You have to impress me, period.
00:26:22.020 Whisperer.
00:26:23.660 I know holes from 17 miles away.
00:26:26.000 I could have my eyes closed and think,
00:26:28.620 there's a hole in there.
00:26:30.640 That's how good I am.
00:26:32.760 I'm a hole detective.
00:26:37.740 Yes.
00:26:38.580 Yeah, do you?
00:26:40.020 I can cook food, I can cook crack.
00:26:41.880 I got my cooker.
00:26:42.800 You say you cook crack?
00:26:43.800 You ask, can I cook in a crack?
00:26:45.500 It needs to be cooked.
00:26:46.640 I'm just saying, I've cooked.
00:26:48.060 That's one of the dishes I could cook.
00:26:49.880 It all makes sense now.
00:26:51.320 I'm connecting the dots now.
00:26:53.100 Everything is starting to make sense.
00:26:57.440 Yes.
00:26:58.100 Yes, chat.
00:26:58.860 Men should pay on the first date. 1.00
00:27:00.360 I know it's unfair or whatever, but life is unfair.
00:27:02.880 Relationships are not equal.
00:27:04.220 It's just better if you pay.
00:27:05.740 Yo, it took me a while, bro.
00:27:07.020 I was probably blue built for way too long because I was like, I used to get really triggered
00:27:10.280 at this, but I was also pretty broke at the time and I got mad because when you pay for
00:27:14.840 it, you don't even get nothing out of it.
00:27:16.100 It's just, but yeah, you should always pay for the first date.
00:27:20.840 It is what it is.
00:27:23.100 Do you? You'd pay?
00:27:26.560 I'd pay, babes. 1.00
00:27:27.440 Would you?
00:27:28.040 Of course I will. 0.96
00:27:29.280 But then do you expect sex? 0.98
00:27:30.400 Yeah! 0.96
00:27:31.320 Yes!
00:27:31.880 7%!
00:27:34.160 If you paid, and I didn't want to have sex, how do we do this?
00:27:40.560 You'll see a county court...
00:27:41.380 We're fighting. 0.98
00:27:41.920 A county court judgment gave you a daughter for my f***ing money that I spent. 1.00
00:27:46.020 I'm suing you. 0.98
00:27:46.880 Like before, I won't back every penny.
00:27:49.240 I'm taking it to court. 0.98
00:27:50.400 I'll send bailiffs to your sh**yard. 1.00
00:27:52.140 You broke. 1.00
00:27:54.100 What is broke?
00:27:55.100 You can be...
00:27:56.100 Oh, that means...
00:27:57.100 Okay, wait.
00:27:58.100 Broke, there's two different kinds of brokes. 1.00
00:27:59.100 Yeah.
00:28:00.100 I think there's a broke where when you're hustling
00:28:01.100 and you're going for a struggle until you get there,
00:28:03.100 that broke's okay, but if you're just a bum and broke, 0.53
00:28:05.100 that's a problem.
00:28:06.100 Yeah, there are two of them.
00:28:07.100 You're broke, just say.
00:28:08.100 I don't like putting labels on having no money.
00:28:10.100 Have you got money?
00:28:11.100 Live comfortably.
00:28:12.100 There we go, so you can look after me
00:28:14.100 while I get back on my feet.
00:28:16.100 Have you ever sent a pom-pom self? 1.00
00:28:17.100 Damn, this bitch is richer than him, man. 1.00
00:28:20.100 I'll see. 1.00
00:28:21.100 I've sent pictures to boyfriend. 0.96
00:28:22.100 Ah, you little freak! She's like, oh, oh, he's a... 0.97
00:28:26.100 I know. I knew it.
00:28:36.100 We didn't connect. Oh, I'm a hoe now.
00:28:40.100 You're asking now. Oh, my God, that's disgusting. 0.95
00:28:43.100 You don't call me names now. If you're not a hoe, you're a hoe-ish. 1.00
00:28:52.100 Are you a Nessix girl?
00:28:54.100 I am.
00:28:55.140 See, you look like that girl. 1.00
00:28:55.980 Shut up. 1.00
00:28:56.660 You look like one of those 1.00
00:28:57.300 shut up type. 1.00
00:28:58.060 Shut up. 1.00
00:28:59.080 Shut up. 1.00
00:28:59.600 Stop it. 1.00
00:29:00.280 No, don't say that. 1.00
00:29:01.560 No, shut up. 1.00
00:29:03.120 Shut up. 1.00
00:29:03.880 I don't sound like that. 1.00
00:29:05.420 Because you're trying to be posh. 0.99
00:29:06.560 You're not fucking posh. 0.99
00:29:06.940 I'm trying to be posh. 0.99
00:29:07.880 You're trying to be posh.
00:29:08.800 This is just how I speak.
00:29:09.780 Yeah, I think he got it.
00:29:11.060 I think she's like low-key
00:29:12.420 kind of a freak.
00:29:13.860 Back in the day,
00:29:14.460 that's why she don't know 0.97
00:29:15.060 her body count.
00:29:15.780 Now she's got this show.
00:29:16.720 She got ran through
00:29:17.400 and she's still pretty at 31
00:29:18.720 so she feels the need 1.00
00:29:19.580 and she can put on these fucking leather pants 1.00
00:29:20.980 and feel like, 1.00
00:29:22.400 I deserve the best men possible. 1.00
00:29:24.660 We know what the fucking early 20s look like for you. 1.00
00:29:27.660 So you got this show. 0.99
00:29:28.940 You're still attractive in your 30s.
00:29:30.520 You know how to maneuver your way around men.
00:29:32.380 You probably dated some rich guys before,
00:29:33.980 so you got an inflated self-esteem.
00:29:35.780 But come on.
00:29:37.260 Come on.
00:29:38.720 That's not how you speak.
00:29:39.920 It's not?
00:29:40.600 It's not.
00:29:40.960 Okay.
00:29:41.760 She could be on Jordi Shaw even.
00:29:43.560 She just looks like that proper TV reality star 1.00
00:29:46.720 that gets on camera in the room
00:29:50.180 and it's in the papers
00:29:51.500 and she's got a boyfriend.
00:29:53.240 She looks like one of those girls. 0.98
00:29:55.080 What would you do if I wanted to involve other people
00:29:56.900 in our sex life? 1.00
00:29:58.060 That's to be bitches. 1.00
00:29:59.520 Facts, bro. 0.99
00:30:00.260 And all my chat's going to be like, 0.98
00:30:01.800 oh, this degenerate. 0.98
00:30:03.160 Go repent. 0.98
00:30:04.200 Go to confession.
00:30:05.520 Come on, man. 1.00
00:30:06.740 Damn, bro, it's Friday night. 1.00
00:30:08.480 Some other bitches can come join. 1.00
00:30:10.100 I fuck with this dude, bro. 1.00
00:30:11.420 Why? 1.00
00:30:12.160 What kind of...
00:30:13.320 What if I wanted on my mind?
00:30:14.660 Oh, my God.
00:30:15.480 you see all the tests she's putting up that's disgusting what if i want multiple men but also 1.00
00:30:20.120 i'm not a hoe but i want multiple dicks shut the up bro you said you don't suck dick and now you 1.00
00:30:24.680 want multiple men pick one she's just out here testing then no no no why that's that's why i'm 1.00
00:30:34.200 trying to stop you from being this hoisha that you that you so solely want to be why hold on so 1.00
00:30:40.040 how does it make me a hoe so you want to have other women involved yeah but i can't have other 1.00
00:30:44.600 men because because he doesn't care if he's called a hoe you get triggered when you get called one 0.95
00:30:49.400 obviously you're also a hoe then she likes too much men in her sex life so i'm trying to be that 0.99
00:30:54.280 guy to take her away from that life because she is about that life so i'm trying to i'm trying to 0.98
00:30:59.960 i'm trying to see you trying to save us she don't want to be said down the hole you understand i'm 1.00
00:31:05.560 i'm trying to be that guy for her one dick to a pum pum yay one dick to a pum pum yay 1.00
00:31:12.320 i like a pum pum now hey if i 10 girls today i'm class i get a medal i get like i go to the club 1.00
00:31:21.240 man like you high-fiving you go if you get 10 dicks in a day bro we got to say a prayer 0.99
00:31:26.940 we got to go to confession we got to repent if you take 10 dicks if i 10 pussies man i just won 0.99
00:31:33.860 the championship i'm tired of making this analogy we all notice you could go outside and get some 1.00
00:31:40.820 dick in 30 seconds for me to get 10 pussy yo i gotta fucking bob and weave all the alec i gotta 1.00
00:31:47.160 talk to down i gotta hi i gotta bounce on my way to the panties it takes work all you gotta do is 1.00
00:31:54.400 fucking woo that's it we know this don't try to i bro even at 31 this woman is still saying the 1.00
00:32:02.780 same shit that all these bitches say but why can't i be a hoe but you can be a hoe because you gotta 1.00
00:32:08.780 earn it as a man bro we know this 10 men right now you'd be hoisha but why why is that i didn't 1.00
00:32:15.260 make the rules don't hate the player baby hate the game but you're going along with them you 0.80
00:32:20.060 could just be like actually double standards it's not double standards you are a hoe 0.99
00:32:24.140 not you but if you do i like her but i just want it to be real i don't know if i like or hate you 0.99
00:32:35.640 see she likes him girl i'm telling you chat girls like you're disgusting why would you say that 1.00
00:32:43.260 no but you can't fold you see how he stated to the character he's kept saying i'm gonna give you 1.00
00:32:47.920 an Adam's apple with my dick because girth is worth bro and she's like stay doing that if you 1.00
00:32:54.480 apologize if you fold she loses respect for you I know this because I've made that mistake oh I'm 1.00
00:32:58.800 sorry I didn't mean to call you a hoe you're a queen and then she fucking ew what I want to be 1.00
00:33:05.520 a hoe she wants to be that but she wants to be a hoe for the right guy the guy that could properly 1.00
00:33:10.680 do it where she doesn't feel guilty about being a hoe around if she's a hoe for the wrong guy 1.00
00:33:15.120 she feels terrible that's when she walks home doing the home of shame carrying her stupid 0.99
00:33:19.320 little high heels nobody wants that she wants to be a hoe for a guy that could properly maneuver 1.00
00:33:27.800 the hoe you love me you actually love me the guys that's been on here that's been 0.99
00:33:32.740 you know humoring you flattering you you need somebody real that's going to tell you about
00:33:38.440 your blood clots off. Do you think you're humbling me? I'm humbling your pussy clots, sorry, oh, sorry, 1.00
00:33:43.320 I went into Jamaica more. Yes, I'm humbling your ass. I don't think you are. I'm laughing, like, 1.00
00:33:48.840 at you, not with you, just you know. What would you do if your friends are liking up all my pictures
00:33:53.000 online? All my friends are sliding in their DMs. I want that to happen. What? Yeah, I do. No man
00:33:57.480 don't want to be no butters. If you went out. Realistically, let's be real for a minute,
00:34:04.840 as much as you're saying you don't want someone that's, like, not as hot, but if you went out of
00:34:08.280 a woman that was really attractive your ego wouldn't handle the way men approach an attractive 1.00
00:34:13.560 woman why not that's what i got i go it happens it happens and then then you start moving mad
00:34:17.960 then you get jealous and it's like oh why was he smiling at you like that why was he looking
00:34:21.800 genuinely it's a story it happens i know why you're judging me let me tell you this i always
00:34:25.880 quit tens not because you're a seven and a half i always quit tens you're the lowest i've been to 0.98
00:34:31.000 be fair this guy is definitely over exaggerating on how much pussy he gets what would you at first 1.00
00:34:38.880 you went oh he definitely doesn't get pussy and now it's he's slightly exaggerating the number 1.00
00:34:45.260 oops oops oops oops l do if i didn't want to sleep with you for the first six months of our 0.99
00:34:50.600 relationship if i genuinely liked you then i wouldn't make you sleep with me for the first 0.86
00:34:58.300 six months I would I would roll with it would you yes why are you lying right
00:35:03.220 house wait why are you lying man I mean can I have a girl see already 1.00
00:35:08.860 that's like that's possible but what I would I would pressure you for sex cuz 0.99
00:35:13.900 I'd be but I'd be getting sex I just from someone else just now you want me 0.99
00:35:17.800 get sex from you what would you do if I'd slept with two of your friends in the 1.00
00:35:22.340 past I wouldn't mind but if you gave them head then it's long why because I don't 1.00
00:35:33.140 want to be tasting my friend's dick in your mouth you're not going to taste their dick 1.00
00:35:36.380 I'm going to taste it no you're not subconsciously I'm going to be thinking about it and I don't 1.00
00:35:40.300 want to be I don't want to be having sex I'm thinking does my mouth taste like my friend's 0.99
00:35:44.620 dick that's just too much information to handle I just want to be not thinking does your mouth 1.00
00:35:50.360 Smell like my friends did if you didn't give them head. I was still but if you gave him head, I mean 0.98
00:35:56.360 Okay, what would you do if my ex was after you if you had good pussy then I would forgive him 1.00
00:36:02.660 But if it's dead pussy now, but we're in beef. How can you fucking beef me for some big hole gal? 1.00
00:36:09.020 You're rude 1.00
00:36:11.420 I'm not gonna beef you for that
00:36:13.880 I'm not gonna beef you for that. You can keep that big gigantic
00:36:17.680 you know new normas this is a new word new normas you're really rude about women 1.00
00:36:23.840 sue me i don't like girls with big holes surely if every woman has a big vagina your dick is not 1.00
00:36:29.520 big not big see all these times but you see the fucking even in america they got the same 1.00
00:36:35.220 movement she's doing the period in british not me periods i can't not that's disgusting 0.98
00:36:43.340 I've taken all these sticks in my early 20s
00:36:47.260 But now I'm 31 holding a glass of wine
00:36:48.960 And I'm picky now
00:36:50.300 What else you got besides attitude
00:36:53.320 Get me on your show
00:36:55.000 You know you want me on this show right
00:36:57.460 But there's no way she's going to get so triggered by me
00:36:59.800 But isn't that the point of the show
00:37:01.460 I know I'm 10 years younger than you 1.00
00:37:03.940 That shit would be fire 1.00
00:37:05.060 One more time 1.00
00:37:07.020 The British period 1.00
00:37:08.360 Surely if every woman has a big vagina 1.00
00:37:11.260 Your dick is not big 1.00
00:37:12.240 your dick is small periods and that's it's actually a compliment because when a woman 1.00
00:37:17.120 is more comfortable and relaxed she's more wetter so it's actually oh my god see you're just trying 1.00
00:37:22.560 to make stories for your big home now oh you're just trying to make hot stories oh that's what
00:37:27.760 you're doing yeah that's what you're doing is that what we're doing yeah you got a big 1.00
00:37:31.760 pussy she do live with it you're a bucket i'm not firstly i'm not wet you're a bucket especially 1.00
00:37:37.840 of you i'm not there's no i can assure you yeah that's your story oh babes i'm i just like you 1.00
00:37:44.080 no it's like wireless four tenths
00:37:53.040 is this what you wear to date by the way it's not so that's what you wear so that i'm all dressed up
00:37:57.520 for what reason you're supposed to be you're supposed to impress me you're also facts supposed
00:38:02.400 to impress me impossible i could just kind of say something and by the way you didn't just you know
00:38:06.480 so i knew see rate a man that knows the thing he knew not to dress up because he knew that he was
00:38:12.720 going to be hit sitting there chatting to me i didn't even bathe before i come you what i didn't 0.98
00:38:18.400 even have a shower before i come so and you i'm i'm sorry i'm gonna be totally honest oh you dirty 0.99
00:38:23.280 dirty bro straight off of the cork fosters jubilee line to the piccadilly train right here from the 0.99
00:38:28.880 arsenals game having a cheeky pint then go to nando's and then you stepped into this like we've 0.77
00:38:33.040 If you've been honest, if you wanted to give me a head now, I would say no.
00:38:37.480 Unless you'd like cheese.
00:38:39.380 He fully...
00:38:42.380 Hatsway! 0.99
00:38:43.300 Bro, why are you going to say that you got dick cheese on a date, bro? 0.98
00:38:46.380 I appreciate the honesty, though. 1.00
00:38:47.640 He just said his dick stinks. 1.00
00:38:51.080 So how do you think you've done on a date today? 1.00
00:38:53.480 If you don't give me pussy, or even give me a second date... 1.00
00:38:58.240 You just said that you don't... 1.00
00:39:00.380 You're a dickhead. 1.00
00:39:02.440 I'm a dickhead so it's not 1.00
00:39:04.240 Bro you got a cheese dick 1.00
00:39:05.340 On you that you're 1.00
00:39:06.300 No it's not on me
00:39:07.020 It's not on me
00:39:07.520 Because I've given you the realness
00:39:08.980 As I said I could have came here
00:39:11.340 And played the game
00:39:12.500 But I just want you to see the realness
00:39:14.800 The date went well
00:39:17.300 I loved it
00:39:19.100 Can't wait to do another one
00:39:20.940 If she wants to come back with me
00:39:22.260 This date was awful
00:39:23.800 If she's real to herself
00:39:25.840 I'm not trying to hide her hoisha-ness 1.00
00:39:27.740 Then we'll do this
00:39:29.380 I'm definitely not dating this guy again
00:39:31.240 She'll take her
00:39:32.140 She had fun, though.
00:39:33.040 Honest to the grave. 1.00
00:39:34.080 Yo, you really just ruined it with a cheese dick, bro. 1.00
00:39:39.000 Why would you say that? 1.00
00:39:40.340 Why would you?
00:39:40.780 Does that work?
00:39:41.820 I don't know.
00:39:42.300 You're older than me.
00:39:43.040 You got more game. 0.99
00:39:44.260 What the hell, bro? 1.00
00:39:46.820 L on the cheese dick. 1.00
00:39:47.840 Chat, like, can we get a consensus? 0.99
00:39:49.080 I don't know why you would say that.
00:39:51.660 I like a loyal hole like that.
00:39:53.480 No surprises, just a big disappointment.
00:39:57.140 She's brilliant, to be fair.
00:39:59.040 My advice is calm down.
00:40:00.820 stop sexualizing me and stop looking at my throat
00:40:03.780 Can you say the word 0.92
00:40:05.840 and stop now
00:40:07.640 and stop looking at my throat
00:40:08.900 now, pop it, you've got a small
00:40:11.920 and don't, you're looking at my throat
00:40:14.080 why do you talk like that 0.84
00:40:15.880 throat, throat 0.93
00:40:18.240 T-H-R-O-A-T 1.00
00:40:21.720 throat, stop looking at my throat 1.00
00:40:24.120 what the fuck 1.00
00:40:25.320 I rate myself as a 10 anyway 0.99
00:40:27.200 but I would rate this day
00:40:28.480 if it was at a 10
00:40:29.920 25 out of 10? That makes as much sense as me and him together.
00:40:36.760 I grilled her because I'm a griller. I dealt with her like a piece of stale on steak. 1.00
00:40:41.680 You understand?
00:40:42.680 Yeah, you had a lot of cheese with that steak.
00:40:44.360 She dealt with me like she's trying to put two shrimps on the barbie. I'm not no shrimp.
00:40:48.480 Listen, this guy doesn't even deserve to be on that scoreboard, you know, so I'm going
00:40:52.760 to give him a two. 0.86
00:40:59.680 Periods.
00:41:07.900 That's it.
00:41:08.740 Is it your job?