SNEAKO - September 11, 2022This is How You Do a First Date!
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Summary
Cheyenne and Dizzle discuss the worst first date ever, incels and how to deal with an incel from the first date. Cheyenne talks about how she met her future husband, Chad, and how she s dealing with his incel tendencies. Chad talks about why he s not interested in a relationship and how he s looking for a woman who s not looking for him.
Transcript
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You definitely do not pull women, you definitely do not have sex with women, your game is dead.
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I spent pussy on the first date, because I spent money, so that's the only expectation I have.
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So do you want a relationship? Is that what you're looking for? Something long-term?
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Right, is this what this is about? I thought this was about getting pussy and grilled.
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What's your name? Dizzle. Dizzle, I'm Cheyenne.
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and you're like, I will really bust in this girl's face.
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Don't rate this guy the way he looks, sorry, no.
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that I had from the train for about a year ago.
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Because I've seen the programme and I've seen like you've been...
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You ain't got none of these guys that you've been grilling?
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I want a man that's assertive, that's very alpha,
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That knows how to look after a woman, but not...
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It seems she gets, like, triggered about alpha males
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...control women, give time and love and affection, you know?
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Like, you've been watching a lot of love romantic movies.
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You need to come out of the Hollywood relationship.
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That means, like, a man's going to take you out.
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But this is why I'm saying communication is key.
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And that's already a red flag, just so you know.
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Dating a lot of guys and being with none of them.
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But I'm not sleeping with them, so I can do what I want.
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I can actually do what I want in my, like, free time.
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No, you know, yes you can like when you're dating like at the end of the day for me like also that fit chat
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He's just looks like he came right off the train with the road man. I'm dating with intention
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So I'm not just gonna go around. He looks like an Arsenal fan London sleep with everyone
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I want to make sure that I'm making the right choice
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I don't want to just make a decision just because I like your vibe like it has to be right
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Yeah, that's why I'm dating multiple people it may seem. I'm gonna say to the whole which is hoish. I've got kids. Have you?
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Because you think a man, because he's got his kids,
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That's your own insecurity that you're projecting onto me.
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I'm here trying to find a nice wife slash babysitter slash.
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It's alarming that you would let somebody that you're only
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just dating like look after your kids because you want a babysitter I didn't
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say if I hired a babysitter then where do I know her from yeah what's the
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difference I don't know she probably got dad before she come to my house I must
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deny myself pom-pom because of them yeah that's disgusting you'd actually choose
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a woman of your kids yes I feel like you're dating for all the
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wrong reasons why are you dating for could you think I'm going for love no
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but you're not because you know she's just in your hating on men she's in here
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grilling people every day i deserve an alpha male and why are you talking to me like that i'm not
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gonna give my away it's not about my pom-pom i'm just dating i'm just wasting guys time i've seen
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that you had a lot of lovely guys here and you you've just been so horrible so you think that
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all those guys are really lovely i'm just saying out of all them frogs you couldn't find your prince
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charming. No. That's just something about you. For a person that throws up red flags,
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I'm throwing up a lot of red cards to you. Okay. Which are? There's something about you
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that you're not saying. Like what? I don't know. I think you might have a past. I need
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you to be honest with me. How many men have you been with in your whole life? She's not
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saying for show, Chad. She's no way she's saying a body count on camera. In my whole
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lifetime. I couldn't tell you, to be honest. She lost count? What's wrong with that? You
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You don't know how much men you sleep with, I like that.
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You know, some girls have said five or, you know, no,
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That's the conversation you have to have with your.
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Yeah, but I don't know man, as in like, I'm not counting,
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If she had all her dating experiences were bad, all of them,
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she's blocked it out, what are you, like 30-something?
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If you're around a bunch of assholes, look in the mirror,
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I know, I feel it's hard for you girls dating guys.
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Because we could get pum-pum so quick and easy.
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Because I feel like men that say that a lot really don't get pussy.
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I didn't say I wanted to be with a person, I was just f***ing.
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You're one of those guys that have meaningless sex.
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Whether this is my hand, on your chest, in your condom, in your hair, it was...
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nice yeah because i would have got up from a long time what do you mean do you know how far i came
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to come here i'm not gonna come sit down there for no dead things that's rude but you're not dead
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so it's not rude yeah but if i was then i'd be gone what rate yourself out of 10 then what do
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you think you are to be getting up and doing that i was a six the other day but i've been going gym
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and i'm even funnier so i'm about 11. take away first you can stay as the six but i got a big
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dick so that makes up that's about 15. Big dick don't mean nothing. It does when it's in your throat
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and you can't breathe and you got your eye and your gag reflexes getting mad and you know your
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makeup's running down your face like a horror movie then you know that's girth it's worth.
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I like when my dick's in your mouth and I look down it looks like I've got a vagina because I
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don't see nothing. That's girth. Girth is worth. Why is he talking like that? You've got a pretty
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Come on. Loading screen chat, you get it, right?
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Is she still, how long is it going to take for you to figure this out?
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Because you want to see the Adam's apple, innit?
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This is what happens when you don't have sex, ladies and gentlemen.
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He just told you he has kids. He ain't no incel.
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Why am I on a date with you if you're not sucking dick?
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Bro, this girl all day long is talking about how she's better than these guys.
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Number one thing I do not agree with these red pill alpha males, man.
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I don't need to go into detail, but you know what I'm saying.
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Because you don't see the optimism of our date right now.
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Because you've just asked me to imagine you're f***ing my throat.
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You know, when England lost the f***ing World Cup,
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that's how devastated I'd be if I didn't have sex on the first date.
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You said that if you went on a first date and didn't get pum pum, it would feel like...
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To be fair, you could banter me into bed if you were funny, but you're not, so...
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Bro, they're really going deep into this British line.
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That's like the worst way to explain your story.
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What he's going to do right now is bob and weave.
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You're definitely not funny enough to get pussy.
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Being here, sitting on a date with you in this nice, beautiful place.
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That's your romantic. If I was going to be romantic, I would have take you out to my virgin's jerk centre place, yeah?
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Get you a nice jerk, yeah? Get you a nice jerk with some rice and peas.
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Give this punch, pineapple punch, smoke some herbs, and just chill out.
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This guy, I don't know, how many UK people are in here?
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This is just exactly what I picture when I think of an Arsenal fan.
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this is what happens when a girl is pretty enough to just give attitude and not say anything she's
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talking about how he's not funny enough to get some pom-pom and how she doesn't suck dick and
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she's there bro all she does is give attitude she's like yeah impress me you better impress me
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because i'm pretty man but when you get past the peak pregnancy age you're not gonna have all this
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arrogance this is female self-esteem right in front of you this is blueprint female arrogance
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she's not doing nothing she's just saying tell me a joke do something to me listen
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the silence says enough you are the one being silent why are you talking like
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third person you were the one being inside this is this is arrogant right here
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are you in touch with your emotions yes i do yes you do i guess i have you are yeah
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You keep passing everything off as a joke, and you're really not, you know, and that's okay.
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No, no, that's your opinion, and that's okay to me.
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See, I'm telling you, she's really trying to, like, how are you a pussy?
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A girl was giving me a head one time when I was crying.
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I don't know if it was a thief, but I was emotional.
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Why does everything keep going back to sex? It's like this full circle and then sex.
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So you've got sons. I'm asking you, because this is a serious question,
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Is it important for men to be in tune with their emotions?
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because you're raising sons, you're raising men,
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So if your son cries, are you going to call him a pussy elf?
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Dickhead fam, come on, blood, come off it, son.
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He falls over. He hurts himself. How are you dealing with it?
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I'll stop crying. I'll give you something to cry about.
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you have to be able to nurture emotions and stuff.
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Because then you end up a bit like you and having the defence mechanism, making everything a joke when it's not.
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Can I see your phone and read your DMs, please?
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Do you know how incriminating that would be for my life?
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It's like you'd ask to finger me in my batty hole in front of 40,000 people.
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That's the equivalent of asking me for my phone right now.
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You think she's going to be looking through my phone?
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If I've asked you to pay the bills for me, then that's different.
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Oh, you're that guy that has, like, two phones.
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If you see you in my phone, you're probably going to get into depression,
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so what are you doing to make me depressed i can't say what's on your phone what's your favorite
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bro if you're not attracted to him if you're saying all he wants is sex why are you trying
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to look through your phone that's what i'm saying women like getting in this i'm yeah impress me
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impress me low-key this bitch is attracted to him that's why she's getting so mad that he's
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not going to show her her phone sex position or move it's called the quadrophenia what's that
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But right now, let's go talk about the Quadrophenia
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That's called the pretzel, not the Quadrophenia
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And I actually put a candle on top of the pom-pom
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it looks romantic. Do you want to try it? No. As a man who asked you why you got a candle
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on top of your pom pom? No. For fuck's sake. I'm going to show you. I'm going to give
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you some experience. I'm okay. You're not okay. Because you haven't had the candle in the
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wind. That's where it's gone. I really don't feel no chemistry. I don't want you to feel
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chemistry. I want you to feel my hood in your hole. Oh my god that's correct. But right
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now she started to it started to marinate a little bit it's starting to seep through the
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panties a little bit i'm disgusted yeah this was just posted because you're on camera it's working
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and you know what i just fumbled my whole chance of ever getting on the show what is he doing
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i'm just gonna give you some code if you want to sign things like for chemistry go to the
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science museum i'm getting your hood yes off i don't deal with chemistry i deal with beat history
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if they're even eating the word this is what i'm saying going back to like this meaning the sex
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thing like it's not meaningless because i'm gonna bust you're gonna bust how's that meaningless i'm
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not on that i just i just don't like the way people just date these days like but can i say
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something to you i could sit here and be the best version of how you want me to be and the we could
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go out we could do the most glorious stuff but if i get in the bedroom and i and you're pump i'm big
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like narnia we've got a problem i don't care how good you are you're pussy big so i need to
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eliminate that. I don't want to waste my time and months dating you and then when I get in your
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pum pum, I can't, I'm there searching, I'm finding all lighters, I'm finding remotes in your pum pum.
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Let me know now, innit? As a Jamaican say, when I want my puss in a bag. Calm down. Like, just calm
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down. Why is he so hot? Do you have you spanked somebody before? Why, do you like to be spanked?
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I wish I did what you make it's like I'm feeling a bit of an only boy
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what the hell are you talking about man you what the fuck that's what you've been
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all your tricks see I didn't like the way so though I'm feeling a bit of an only boy
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you've been a prick that's what you've been all your tricks you can't get dicks
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you definitely do not pull women you definitely do not have sex with women
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your game is dead you're fascinated about my dick you are because you know
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that's your imagination not mine you looked at me i see you're looking at
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babe it's all right it's all right to be a ho sometimes i know
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sometimes you're probably around friends i think you know what
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it's not okay but i can see in your eyes you got them hoish eyes
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ho hoish eyes i'm not saying you're ho but you're hoish
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what does that mean like the thousand cock stare i've got whole way vision yeah i see it
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this guy's doing his bits in the show right now look i know he needs to see but those glasses
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come on why are you wearing those glasses looking purposes and i can see your hoish eyes more better
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do you wear them more better when you're having sex they're turning me on you want to have sex
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I'll wear a fireman's suit, I'll wear the glasses.
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I'm from the hood. I've got street credibility.
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you but okay this is no one yes but it has to be on the weekend so you do then weekends so yeah
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so you want to swap the card no because if i done in the weekday then i'd be a bow cat but because
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i do on the weekends i don't really qualify to be a bow cat so i can't say yes but you are a
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bow cat i'm not because i do it weekends see that's what i'm saying you're f***ing some of
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your exes in there oh never never never never no don't no don't see because you might be you've
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just been chatting shit all day i'm chatting shit i've been real to you have you heard yourself
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Have you heard yourself trying to be, oh, I'm Miss Prima proper, my shit don't stink, your shit stinks.
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I wouldn't even go through your phone, it's just nice to know.
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That's something you want to know, you're too knowy-knowy.
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But when it's a relationship, you're meant to be a partnership.
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I'm not going to say, it's not that I want to know.
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Do you want my number for if you don't want to go for it?
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If a company wanted to do promos or a Flappy, you would charge them.
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I don't want to end up like Gideon crying on the stream.
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i don't like working with brands for the most part it makes me feel weird it just makes me
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i want to be able to say whatever the fuck i want to say and when you start having to like work for
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these companies and when you start having to work for the system then you you lose your morals and
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stuff like that it gets weird you got a certain people you can't talk about because they pay your
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bills i'd rather do my own thing i'd rather do my own thing so if the company were there to do
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promo i think right now man creativity kit just went public that's what i want to do i want to
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create my own company and Chad I recommend you do the same Gatorade
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drinks and shit would you say friends with the ex yes and no no so you're a
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loyal person I just can't go through your phone I'm gonna like not have a
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bitches front pictures and I've got you that's nice I've got a nice side to me
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you know are you loyal yes I'm loyal I've got one barber that's it you're loyal to
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your barber not your woman well at least i'm loyal to something can it that's i have to stand for
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something what do you want from me loyal to my woman and my barber too much today right now
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that's too much that's too much stress let me just be loyal to one my barber at least
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then i could probably one day move on to my girlfriend
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do you know what i'm gonna say no as well now oh you're taking the piss out of me
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Bro everybody on the internet is against booty play
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I know that you like a FOMO 2 up in your backyard
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tough yes or no perfect analogies man have you ever had an app adam have you ever had an adam's
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apple have you ever had your back doors kicked off you know exactly what he's saying i'm not
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gonna answer that she's like oh okay hoisha but she's supposed to not like it she's supposed to
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be triggered i dated a girl exactly like this she she enjoys oh my god that's disgusting did
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No, we're not there to do these little nicknames.
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I know it's unfair or whatever, but life is unfair.
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I was probably blue built for way too long because I was like, I used to get really triggered
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at this, but I was also pretty broke at the time and I got mad because when you pay for
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It's just, but yeah, you should always pay for the first date.
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If you paid, and I didn't want to have sex, how do we do this?
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A county court judgment gave you a daughter for my f***ing money that I spent.
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I think there's a broke where when you're hustling
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and you're going for a struggle until you get there,
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that broke's okay, but if you're just a bum and broke,
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I don't like putting labels on having no money.
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Ah, you little freak! She's like, oh, oh, he's a...
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You're asking now. Oh, my God, that's disgusting.
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You don't call me names now. If you're not a hoe, you're a hoe-ish.
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We know what the fucking early 20s look like for you.
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She just looks like that proper TV reality star
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What would you do if I wanted to involve other people
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you see all the tests she's putting up that's disgusting what if i want multiple men but also
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i'm not a hoe but i want multiple dicks shut the up bro you said you don't suck dick and now you
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want multiple men pick one she's just out here testing then no no no why that's that's why i'm
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trying to stop you from being this hoisha that you that you so solely want to be why hold on so
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how does it make me a hoe so you want to have other women involved yeah but i can't have other
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men because because he doesn't care if he's called a hoe you get triggered when you get called one
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obviously you're also a hoe then she likes too much men in her sex life so i'm trying to be that
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guy to take her away from that life because she is about that life so i'm trying to i'm trying to
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i'm trying to see you trying to save us she don't want to be said down the hole you understand i'm
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i'm trying to be that guy for her one dick to a pum pum yay one dick to a pum pum yay
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i like a pum pum now hey if i 10 girls today i'm class i get a medal i get like i go to the club
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man like you high-fiving you go if you get 10 dicks in a day bro we got to say a prayer
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we got to go to confession we got to repent if you take 10 dicks if i 10 pussies man i just won
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the championship i'm tired of making this analogy we all notice you could go outside and get some
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dick in 30 seconds for me to get 10 pussy yo i gotta fucking bob and weave all the alec i gotta
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talk to down i gotta hi i gotta bounce on my way to the panties it takes work all you gotta do is
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fucking woo that's it we know this don't try to i bro even at 31 this woman is still saying the
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same shit that all these bitches say but why can't i be a hoe but you can be a hoe because you gotta
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earn it as a man bro we know this 10 men right now you'd be hoisha but why why is that i didn't
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make the rules don't hate the player baby hate the game but you're going along with them you
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could just be like actually double standards it's not double standards you are a hoe
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not you but if you do i like her but i just want it to be real i don't know if i like or hate you
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see she likes him girl i'm telling you chat girls like you're disgusting why would you say that
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no but you can't fold you see how he stated to the character he's kept saying i'm gonna give you
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an Adam's apple with my dick because girth is worth bro and she's like stay doing that if you
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apologize if you fold she loses respect for you I know this because I've made that mistake oh I'm
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sorry I didn't mean to call you a hoe you're a queen and then she fucking ew what I want to be
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a hoe she wants to be that but she wants to be a hoe for the right guy the guy that could properly
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do it where she doesn't feel guilty about being a hoe around if she's a hoe for the wrong guy
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she feels terrible that's when she walks home doing the home of shame carrying her stupid
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little high heels nobody wants that she wants to be a hoe for a guy that could properly maneuver
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the hoe you love me you actually love me the guys that's been on here that's been
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you know humoring you flattering you you need somebody real that's going to tell you about
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your blood clots off. Do you think you're humbling me? I'm humbling your pussy clots, sorry, oh, sorry,
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I went into Jamaica more. Yes, I'm humbling your ass. I don't think you are. I'm laughing, like,
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at you, not with you, just you know. What would you do if your friends are liking up all my pictures
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online? All my friends are sliding in their DMs. I want that to happen. What? Yeah, I do. No man
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don't want to be no butters. If you went out. Realistically, let's be real for a minute,
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as much as you're saying you don't want someone that's, like, not as hot, but if you went out of
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a woman that was really attractive your ego wouldn't handle the way men approach an attractive
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woman why not that's what i got i go it happens it happens and then then you start moving mad
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then you get jealous and it's like oh why was he smiling at you like that why was he looking
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genuinely it's a story it happens i know why you're judging me let me tell you this i always
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quit tens not because you're a seven and a half i always quit tens you're the lowest i've been to
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be fair this guy is definitely over exaggerating on how much pussy he gets what would you at first
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you went oh he definitely doesn't get pussy and now it's he's slightly exaggerating the number
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oops oops oops oops l do if i didn't want to sleep with you for the first six months of our
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relationship if i genuinely liked you then i wouldn't make you sleep with me for the first
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six months I would I would roll with it would you yes why are you lying right
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house wait why are you lying man I mean can I have a girl see already
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that's like that's possible but what I would I would pressure you for sex cuz
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I'd be but I'd be getting sex I just from someone else just now you want me
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get sex from you what would you do if I'd slept with two of your friends in the
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past I wouldn't mind but if you gave them head then it's long why because I don't
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want to be tasting my friend's dick in your mouth you're not going to taste their dick
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I'm going to taste it no you're not subconsciously I'm going to be thinking about it and I don't
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want to be I don't want to be having sex I'm thinking does my mouth taste like my friend's
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dick that's just too much information to handle I just want to be not thinking does your mouth
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Smell like my friends did if you didn't give them head. I was still but if you gave him head, I mean
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Okay, what would you do if my ex was after you if you had good pussy then I would forgive him
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But if it's dead pussy now, but we're in beef. How can you fucking beef me for some big hole gal?
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I'm not gonna beef you for that. You can keep that big gigantic
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you know new normas this is a new word new normas you're really rude about women
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sue me i don't like girls with big holes surely if every woman has a big vagina your dick is not
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big not big see all these times but you see the fucking even in america they got the same
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movement she's doing the period in british not me periods i can't not that's disgusting
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But there's no way she's going to get so triggered by me
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your dick is small periods and that's it's actually a compliment because when a woman
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is more comfortable and relaxed she's more wetter so it's actually oh my god see you're just trying
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to make stories for your big home now oh you're just trying to make hot stories oh that's what
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you're doing yeah that's what you're doing is that what we're doing yeah you got a big
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pussy she do live with it you're a bucket i'm not firstly i'm not wet you're a bucket especially
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of you i'm not there's no i can assure you yeah that's your story oh babes i'm i just like you
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is this what you wear to date by the way it's not so that's what you wear so that i'm all dressed up
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for what reason you're supposed to be you're supposed to impress me you're also facts supposed
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to impress me impossible i could just kind of say something and by the way you didn't just you know
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so i knew see rate a man that knows the thing he knew not to dress up because he knew that he was
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going to be hit sitting there chatting to me i didn't even bathe before i come you what i didn't
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even have a shower before i come so and you i'm i'm sorry i'm gonna be totally honest oh you dirty
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dirty bro straight off of the cork fosters jubilee line to the piccadilly train right here from the
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arsenals game having a cheeky pint then go to nando's and then you stepped into this like we've
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If you've been honest, if you wanted to give me a head now, I would say no.
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Bro, why are you going to say that you got dick cheese on a date, bro?
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So how do you think you've done on a date today?
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If you don't give me pussy, or even give me a second date...
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Yo, you really just ruined it with a cheese dick, bro.
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stop sexualizing me and stop looking at my throat
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25 out of 10? That makes as much sense as me and him together.
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I grilled her because I'm a griller. I dealt with her like a piece of stale on steak.
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She dealt with me like she's trying to put two shrimps on the barbie. I'm not no shrimp.
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Listen, this guy doesn't even deserve to be on that scoreboard, you know, so I'm going