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$500,000 DIAMOND WATCH IN DUBAI | Tate Confidential Ep. 97


Summary

In this episode, we have a guest on the show who is a professional unboxer! We talk about what it's like to travel the world in a private luxury van, how to unbox a rare piece of jewellery, and how to make the best cup of coffee in the world. We also talk about the crazy things people do to make money, and what it s like to be a luxury van driver in the big city of Istanbul, Turkey. If you like the show, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and tell us what you thought of the episode, and we'll get back to you next week with a new episode! Peace, Blessings, Cheers, EJ & Rory. -Jono & Rory (Music by Zapsplat) Music by Jono and Rory (Music and Editing by Rory McElroy) We'd like to learn a little more about you, the listeners. Please take a few minutes to fill out this brief survey. We'll be looking for any questions you have about the show or topics you'd like us to talk about in the next episode. Send us an e-mail at sws@whatiwatchedtonight.co.uk. Thanks for listening, and don't forget to tag us in your stories! We'll get a shoutout in next week's episode :) :) Timestamps: 0:00 - What's your favourite piece of jewelry you've been missing? 5:30 - What do you like about the most? 6: What are you looking for? 7:15 - How do you would like to see in a watch? 8:00 9:40 - What would you like to hear from someone else's story? 11:00- What's the best piece you're looking for in a new piece? 12:20 - Which piece is your favorite piece that's your favorite thing? 15:30- What are your favourite thing about a watch you're most excited about? 16:15- What do they're looking forward to doing next? 17:40- What s your favourite part? 18:10 - How much money you're going to get? 19: what do you think of it? 22:00 + +3:15 +5:30 +5? 21:40 +5 +5,5 +6,5


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Threat! Hey,
00:00:50.000 Andrew, how are you? How are you?
00:00:51.000 Nice to meet you, Jay. How are you?
00:00:53.000 Hey, how are you? How are you?
00:00:55.000 Good to meet you, man.
00:00:58.000 Have a quite a seat, man. Good to meet you, man.
00:00:59.000 Have a quite a seat, man. Have a quite a seat, man. Good to meet you, man. Would you like a coffee, water or something to drink?
00:01:01.000 Have a coffee, my friend. A coffee. What's up, please?
00:01:05.000 Black, milk, sugar.
00:01:06.000 Like me. Brown. Strong.
00:01:10.000 How was your try? How was your flight?
00:01:11.000 Yeah, it was good, man. It was good.
00:01:12.000 It wasn't too bad. So, what time did you get in?
00:01:15.000 2am? Yeah, I came in from Istanbul.
00:01:17.000 I flew last minute, so I got here about 2 in the morning, yeah.
00:01:20.000 Okay. Yeah, so I got in.
00:01:21.000 But I had to come get the watch, right?
00:01:22.000 Of course. And it's ready. You want to see it?
00:01:24.000 Let's do it. I'll let you make the coffees, I'll get the watch.
00:01:26.000 You make the better coffees, man. Good.
00:01:32.000 What's going on this morning? Yeah, 2 o'clock.
00:01:35.000 Yesterday morning I decided, you know I'm time to bail on Istanbul.
00:01:38.000 I'm not a big fan of this handle over here.
00:01:40.000 This is very nice.
00:01:47.000 Tristan, this was a much better idea.
00:01:48.000 Andrew said bus. Yeah, anyone can get a bus, man.
00:01:53.000 Yeah. Tristan did innovation.
00:01:58.000 Private... private van.
00:02:02.000 Luxury van. This was the way forward.
00:02:06.000 And now we can just go anywhere.
00:02:09.000 Anywhere we want. So just some free stuff.
00:02:16.000 There's a cap. Amazing. That's your paperwork in there.
00:02:19.000 Amazing. Travel case.
00:02:21.000 Good. Perfect. Here.
00:02:24.000 You want to unbox it or do you want me to do it for you?
00:02:26.000 Oh, you do. You're a professional. So we'll record it.
00:02:28.000 We'll record the professional unboxing.
00:02:29.000 Okay, cool. So this piece, obviously, is crazy.
00:02:34.000 There's limited numbers, you can't find them.
00:02:37.000 The skeleton is super rare, and soon this might be discontinued and the price is just gonna go through the roof.
00:02:41.000 We had one piece.
00:02:43.000 I know you messaged me, you said I want it.
00:02:44.000 Straight away, done, flew in, picked it up.
00:02:47.000 You know what, before you open this, I was thinking from your perspective, it must be weird to have some random guy on Instagram.
00:02:53.000 You must get this all the time, right?
00:02:54.000 I want this watch. Then you're like, yeah, yeah.
00:02:57.000 It's a waste of time. You know what's crazy?
00:02:58.000 We get people that, like, waste time.
00:03:01.000 Message, I want this. And they never hear them.
00:03:02.000 And then you get people that go, okay, cool, I'll take it.
00:03:04.000 And then just wire you the money. Just like you did.
00:03:07.000 The difficult thing is you can never really tell.
00:03:10.000 And, like, it's different levels of money to people, right?
00:03:12.000 So, like, The money that you pay for this watch is a lot of money.
00:03:15.000 To some people, it's unimaginable.
00:03:18.000 To some people, it's small.
00:03:19.000 So it's like different levels.
00:03:21.000 And you get people that won't wire you $200.
00:03:24.000 You get people that are just like, I've just sent you $300, so it's crazy.
00:03:27.000 So here is what you've come to see.
00:03:29.000 The city is massive.
00:03:36.000 Bye!
00:03:37.000 Nah, I can build a corner.
00:03:39.000 You can't have Lego.
00:03:42.000 You could not build a bigger one out of Lego.
00:03:46.000 Technically I could. No, there might not be enough Legos in the world.
00:03:49.000 Yeah, but they manufactured it for you.
00:03:51.000 And you, hand by hand, built it.
00:03:55.000 With some friends. You get no friends.
00:03:58.000 You have no friends.
00:03:59.000 I wouldn't help you.
00:04:02.000 You have no friends. I'm also not trying to build a Lego city.
00:04:08.000 Bigger than that one. Bigger than that one.
00:04:09.000 Yeah. Do you think you can?
00:04:12.000 Yeah, I admit I can.
00:04:14.000 I'll admit it.
00:04:15.000 Nice. VVS diamonds.
00:04:20.000 G color.
00:04:22.000 Over 2,000 stones set by hand.
00:04:24.000 Wow. I think I'll attract a little bit of attention, no?
00:04:31.000 A little bit. It's so crazy.
00:04:34.000 It's beautiful. You like it?
00:04:35.000 Yeah, man. It's really beautiful.
00:04:37.000 It's gorgeous. I was looking for something completely unique, right?
00:04:39.000 That's how I came to you guys.
00:04:41.000 I want something completely unique. Yeah, I can buy a gold AP. You're in Monaco, you're at the table, everyone has a gold AP, right?
00:04:46.000 Exactly. So it's like...
00:04:48.000 Exactly. So like this, you will probably not see anybody with this watch, ever.
00:04:51.000 I'm sure I will. Like, the watch without diamonds, you don't see anyway.
00:04:55.000 But with the diamonds and the quality of our work, you probably won't see.
00:04:58.000 So obviously with this, we have one-year warranty on our diamond setting, so like if you're ever unlucky and lose a stone, we fix free of charge.
00:05:04.000 Amazing. It hardly ever happens.
00:05:06.000 Yeah. But yeah, I mean, it's unbelievable.
00:05:09.000 It's over 20 carat of diamonds gone into this watch.
00:05:12.000 Wow. Can we see the backside one?
00:05:16.000 Yeah. AP. Always pimping, right?
00:05:20.000 Always pimping.
00:05:21.000 Or they say always paid as well.
00:05:23.000 Always paid? I can take that one.
00:05:25.000 Either one will do. In here you have our warranty card as well.
00:05:28.000 And at the bottom is your actual AP papers.
00:05:32.000 So you have the serial number for the watch.
00:05:34.000 It tells you about everything on there with the watch.
00:05:36.000 Amazing. So we'll size it for you as well.
00:05:38.000 Yeah. It's not far off.
00:05:41.000 But yeah, we'll size it. Maybe one.
00:05:42.000 Yeah, one. Depending on how tight you like it.
00:05:45.000 Well, I live in Romania, right?
00:05:46.000 So when I'm walking around Romania with this on, I'm going to be like, what the?
00:05:50.000 No one's going to take the watch off you, right?
00:05:52.000 I've seen some of your videos. I've got a few moves left.
00:05:54.000 I'm retired now, but I've got a couple left.
00:05:58.000 I've got good friends to call.
00:05:59.000 That's better. Yeah. Sultanahmet Square and Topkapu Palace is this road, this area. Sometimes you want to walk, it's all the time car.
00:06:23.000 Which one? What do you want?
00:06:24.000 A car. All the time car.
00:06:27.000 All the time car. Yes, I'm lazy. Thank you my friend.
00:06:31.000 That's fun.
00:06:45.000 What a road.
00:06:48.000 What a road.
00:06:51.000 I do a lot of my crazy stuff.
00:06:55.000 Look at this. Look, look, look.
00:06:57.000 See that guy going across.
00:06:59.000 Oh, fuck off. I thought an eagle checked him out.
00:07:01.000 I don't want to do that.
00:07:03.000 Is that a zip line?
00:07:05.000 Okay, so the champ's been shooting a little too well.
00:07:13.000 So...
00:07:14.000 Time to turn it up a bit.
00:07:16.000 He'll have no idea how many rounds are in each magazine and when the stoppage is coming.
00:07:20.000 Let's see how he performs with that.
00:07:22.000 Here's your number one.
00:07:34.000 Don't say I don't trust your jaw, but I'm suspicious.
00:07:41.000 I'm suspicious. All right.
00:07:44.000 Thank you, brother. Let's see.
00:07:47.000 Ready? Time to buy.
00:07:50.000 Don't fuck up, bro. Yes.
00:08:02.000 They are bumpy. But why are you making me take a tour?
00:08:06.000 I was happy in my five-star hotel.
00:08:08.000 No, because we're basically in a five-star hotel.
00:08:10.000 Just in a van.
00:08:12.000 A luxury van. And I get to see things.
00:08:16.000 Have you seen rivers before?
00:08:19.000 Have you seen that river before?
00:08:21.000 Yes. Have you seen it in this van?
00:08:23.000 No, in this van. That's what I thought.
00:08:25.000 That's your welcome. You are very welcome.
00:08:27.000 Oh, mag change again. He's out of ammo.
00:08:43.000 Switch to the knife. Good drills, brother.
00:08:47.000 Alright, bruv. Shooter ready.
00:08:50.000 Threat! No rounds.
00:09:00.000 What do we do? Oh wait, Wait, wait, wait, no ammunition.
00:09:18.000 And now it's a farm.
00:09:20.000 I got it by the head.
00:09:22.000 Oh, it's so fun!
00:09:25.000 Yay!
00:09:27.000 Yay!
00:09:29.000 Fuck you!
00:09:31.000 Fuck off!
00:09:33.000 Fuck you motherfucker!
00:09:35.000 Fuck you motherfucker!
00:09:37.000 Tristan, there's the boat.
00:09:48.000 Ah, I missed it.
00:09:49.000 It's not the boat. It was the boat.
00:09:52.000 I'm not buying that boat.
00:09:53.000 No, we could though.
00:09:55.000 We could afford it. We could actually probably buy it right now.
00:09:56.000 I could buy probably hundreds of them.
00:09:58.000 What tiny little dinghies.
00:10:00.000 They're not called dinghies, they're called boats.
00:10:03.000 Real man boats. That's called a boat.
00:10:06.000 I wish you could have seen it.
00:10:07.000 They were good. There was two too, so we could have had one each.
00:10:09.000 I need a pirate ship. You don't need a pirate ship.
00:10:13.000 I do. The reason feminism is promoted because it's a direct competitor to masculinity, right?
00:10:21.000 The reason masculinity is directly attacked is very simple.
00:10:23.000 Every single rebellion in history, every single revolution in history took place when men got pissed off and went to the streets.
00:10:29.000 If you're the elites of the world, there's only a few of you and there's a lot of very pissed off men.
00:10:33.000 You have to make sure men don't realize I'm working for fucking nothing.
00:10:36.000 They forced me to put a mask on.
00:10:37.000 They closed my business. They've taken my travel away.
00:10:39.000 If you wanted to do something like Corona, you need to destroy masculinity, absolutely.
00:10:44.000 Think how many politicians got blasted for less.
00:10:47.000 I mean it. Like, I don't mean it in a bad way.
00:10:49.000 I mean it in just, like, think how much, how many bad things happened to whoever, rulers or whatever, for doing far less in terms of restricting freedom than corona.
00:10:57.000 How do you do it? You remove masculinity.
00:10:59.000 And you do that specifically by taking one man, putting her with one woman, making it basically impossible for him to leave because he's going to face a financial downfall or destruction, let him sit there in a sexless marriage with kids who don't really respect him, paying taxes until he dies.
00:11:11.000 You have to remove the warrior spirit from men to control a society.
00:11:14.000 If men still have warrior spirit, you can't control us on this.
00:11:17.000 Everyone's going to be like me, and we're all going to say no.
00:11:19.000 You don't want that. You don't want men to say no.
00:11:21.000 So this is the reason it's done. It's all done very, very purposely.
00:11:24.000 Don't think that, oh yeah, society's trying to make me live a life I'm not happy with, and it's reducing my testosterone levels, and it's making me miserable.
00:11:32.000 Why does it do that? It's all done absolutely and utterly on purpose.
00:11:35.000 It's absolutely and utterly purposeful.
00:11:37.000 It's purposeful. And that's how they control us.
00:11:40.000 Because it's the men who are going to stand up and say no to things.
00:11:42.000 But we don't stand up and say no. You know why?
00:11:43.000 Because the wife will be mad if we're out late.
00:11:45.000 No rebellions. Got to be home at nine.
00:11:48.000 That's what it is. We've got an Instagram boyfriend behind your game frame while we're talking about this shit.
00:11:53.000 But this is the reality of it.
00:11:55.000 I understand completely why, as a government, they've come along and said, look, one man, one woman, sit there, even though they know it's not biologically normal.
00:12:03.000 There's a few reasons for it, right?
00:12:05.000 So we've got the first reason. Let's talk about the one man, one woman thing, where it came from.
00:12:07.000 Because everyone knows it's not biologically normal.
00:12:09.000 The human biological norm is that the top men have all the women and the lower men have no women.
00:12:15.000 If you look at the history, if you actually look at the genes, something like 99% of females have reproduced this to dawn of human time.
00:12:21.000 Only 23% of men have.
00:12:23.000 So the point being that in the olden days, 23% of the men had 99% of the women.
00:12:28.000 And that isn't necessarily a genetic thing.
00:12:29.000 That's a power thing. That's a success thing, right?
00:12:31.000 You can be a king. You ain't got to be something special, but you're the king.
00:12:33.000 So you fuck all the girls, right? All those other dudes never got pussy.
00:12:36.000 So the reason society has come along to say one man will woman is for two reasons.
00:12:39.000 One is because it destroys the spirit of the man, like we just discussed, to avoid rebellion.
00:12:43.000 But two, when you have a whole bunch of men who don't get laid, they're dangerous.
00:12:48.000 They're the people who are going to revolt.
00:12:49.000 They're the people who are going to riot. They're the people who are going to commit crime.
00:12:51.000 It's not good for society as a whole.
00:12:53.000 Both these men can't get laid. For a long time, we killed them off in wars and shit.
00:12:56.000 But now everyone's living too long, right?
00:12:57.000 So now we all exist. So it's like, all right, everyone needs a partner and they sit there miserable with their partner and be too busy, too depressed, too sad, too self-absorbed, too selfish to worry about the bigger picture.
00:13:07.000 So the reason men haven't marched on the street because of Corona is because they're too busy, upset and sad because the woman's being mean to them.
00:13:14.000 That's literally it. It's also the reason they promote depression.
00:13:17.000 Why do they promote mental illness at every corner?
00:13:19.000 Because if you're so busy living inside your head, you don't give a fuck about what they do to you outside of your head.
00:13:23.000 I'm depressed. I'm sad.
00:13:24.000 I'm anxious. I'm depressed. I'm sad.
00:13:26.000 I'm anxious. Poor me, me, me.
00:13:27.000 Self-absorb. If they self-absorb everybody, then we're not going to rebel.
00:13:31.000 Why do the Western powers also promote diversity?
00:13:34.000 If every single person who is inside of a city doesn't think the same or look the same or have any kind of common ideology, how can they rise up together?
00:13:41.000 How can they all get together and band together against clear injustice?
00:13:44.000 They won't. Well, he looks like that, he thinks this way.
00:13:46.000 He looks like that, he thinks this way.
00:13:48.000 Diversity, feminism, matrimony, all this shit is deliberately designed to stop the men at the bottom realizing they're getting fucked and standing up and doing something.
00:13:58.000 All it is. It's completely a plan.
00:14:00.000 It's been put together in the elites and pulled it off fantastically.
00:14:02.000 That's all it is. I'm glad I met you.
00:14:17.000 Same. It's been a pleasure. Yeah, yeah, very glad.
00:14:19.000 I was looking for someone who could ruin my life and bankrupt me.
00:14:22.000 I was like, who's this handsome guy in the back?
00:14:24.000 That's what our friends are for, though, right?
00:14:25.000 It's like, this is Bob. Thank you very much.
00:14:27.000 Pleasure. Thank you very much again.
00:14:28.000 Thank you, Andrew. So that's the second Diamond Watch this week.
00:14:31.000 You've now completed AP. I've completed AP. I've completed AP. AP's done.
00:14:35.000 We need to get a photo with one on each wrist, I think.
00:14:38.000 Yeah, a proper gangster. I'm going to have to do it.
00:14:40.000 African dictator. I'm going to have to be in the Bugatti when you've got one woman.
00:14:45.000 No one's going to compete with you now.
00:14:46.000 We're going to have to do it. Honestly, it really suits you that much.
00:14:50.000 It's different because it's really comfortable with the rubber.
00:14:53.000 And also you're used to, was it your Hublot I think you have, was it the leather or the rubber?
00:14:56.000 It's kind of a similar feel.
00:14:58.000 And then you've got like, with these you've got a dime watch for all occasions.
00:15:01.000 And you're not going to see anyone with either of these.
00:15:03.000 Same and peace, both are beautiful.
00:15:05.000 The fact that this is, you know, the white gold steel and this is the rose gold, like they play nice.
00:15:10.000 I'll wear this like most of the time and I'll wear that like on Mike's album.
00:15:13.000 Exactly. Yeah, amazing.
00:15:15.000 Very happy. I was going to send you the details of it, but I thought, he just bought the Scanderton.
00:15:18.000 I saw that on your Instagram.
00:15:22.000 I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's this?
00:15:24.000 What's this? Got to be done.
00:15:26.000 Amazing. Thank you. Pleasure.
00:15:28.000 Thank you as well. All right, Jules, is that much for you?
00:15:30.000 If it fits you, it's yours. No problem.
00:15:32.000 I love it. If it fits you, I'll buy it for you today.
00:15:34.000 So you have to tell me if it fits you. It's cutting off the circulation front, it's a little bit tight.
00:15:40.000 And there's no weight, I mean, there's no class to increase or anything.
00:15:45.000 He will buy the watch now, he's like that man.
00:15:47.000 The problem is, getting these links is really difficult.
00:15:50.000 I can't get them. We'd have to make one, and then with the baguette, by the time you've done it, it's going to be like two months.
00:15:57.000 Yeah. I mean, beautiful piece.
00:15:59.000 I love it, but it doesn't fit legitimately.
00:16:01.000 If it's going to be too tight on you, obviously I wouldn't want you to have it anyway.
00:16:05.000 Yeah, exactly. But thank you, bro.
00:16:06.000 I appreciate that. It's a shame, my friend.
00:16:08.000 I'm ready to buy it for you right now.
00:16:09.000 Take another 30 seconds to think about it.
00:16:11.000 It's yours. I'll just let my hand go blue because it's shit.
00:16:16.000 That's right. Blue looks good with diamonds.
00:16:18.000 It looks good together. Very kindly, man.
00:16:21.000 I appreciate it. But yeah, it doesn't fit for me.
00:16:23.000 The problem is you have to decide now is which one you're going to wear the most.
00:16:26.000 That's right. Yeah, it's a hard life.
00:16:27.000 It's a hard life. Same problem with cars.
00:16:29.000 Women. But the good thing is I genuinely have, other than the white gold one I show you, I've got no more AP coming.
00:16:33.000 So you're safe for a while.
00:16:35.000 Amazing. And you've got the best too.
00:16:37.000 The thing is, the skeleton is a little bit more sophisticated.
00:16:41.000 You can get away with that little receipt.
00:16:42.000 It's a bit more difficult.
00:16:44.000 Like this you can ride your motorbike.
00:16:46.000 You're just going to look badass with a motorbike.
00:16:48.000 This is when I actually realised Obviously, I realised when I met you, you were a very serious guy, but especially you took the watch straight out on a motorbike out in the desert.
00:16:56.000 Oh yeah! I'm like, what are you doing?
00:16:58.000 I'm shooting. Why are you not worried about coming off the bike?
00:17:02.000 We're on the range, man. We're running.
00:17:05.000 It doesn't seem to change a watch.
00:17:06.000 But do you know what?
00:17:08.000 That's so cool because it's for enjoy it.
00:17:10.000 People buy these, they stick them in the safe, they're like, oh, I scratched it.
00:17:12.000 I don't wear it. Enjoy it. You scratch it, you can polish it.
00:17:15.000 Do you know that?
00:17:17.000 Just did, uh, 35 now.
00:17:19.000 I'll work 30. I can do it. Cool.
00:17:21.000 Do you want me to take it tomorrow?
00:17:23.000 Or you trust me, or I'll take it now, whatever.
00:17:24.000 About 35. So, perfect.
00:17:26.000 Thank you. Awesome! Are you going to say no?
00:17:30.000 You look up at self-control when he has.
00:17:31.000 I'd be like, fucking yeah, I'd lose my head.
00:17:34.000 I'd lose this shit. He's mature.
00:17:37.000 I'll be straight on the treadmill after that.
00:17:40.000 It'll stretch, bro. It'll stretch.
00:17:42.000 It'll stretch. It's exactly like the Huracan.
00:17:44.000 I love it, but I don't fit in it. What are you going to do?
00:17:46.000 I mean, they're great cars, but like, If you were driving them every day, they are a little bit...
00:17:50.000 Oh yeah, of course. I've got one, but yeah, if I do a long drive through Europe, I don't take it.
00:17:54.000 Especially the Spyder, because the Spyder's got less to it, Mike, because they're both headed at the back.
00:17:57.000 I've got a Spyder, and it's fine for an hour and a half around the sea, but if I take a long drive through Europe, I never take it.
00:18:05.000 The best two-door cars are like Ferraris, Astons, because they've got a tiny little seat to the back that you never use, but it just gives you that room.
00:18:12.000 I got super fast, it's good for that.
00:18:15.000 The Astons is good for that.
00:18:16.000 My 992 is good for that.
00:18:17.000 I've been in the 720, but it never worked, right?
00:18:20.000 Yeah, they never worked. 720 turns on, has a bunch of problems.
00:18:23.000 All 720s are female.
00:18:25.000 They're all women. Because sometimes they're fine, and sometimes it's like...
00:18:29.000 You never even know when you tell them.
00:18:31.000 Or now. But when it's good, it's good.
00:18:34.000 Yeah, when it's good, it's very good.
00:18:35.000 When it's like a crazy bitch, right?
00:18:37.000 When it's good, it's very good. But when it's bad, it's like, ahhh.
00:18:40.000 What do you think? Penthouse views?
00:18:56.000 I am pretty... I am rage. I should be waking up to this shit. Like, you know...
00:19:02.000 Yeah, it's not bad.
00:19:07.000 It's not bad. It does look like Dubai.
00:19:16.000 You know I'm in Dubai, right?
00:19:17.000 No one's gonna be like, where is he?
00:19:19.000 Dubai, he's in Dubai.
00:19:21.000 You lose it in the box.
00:19:23.000 Yeah, that's the amount of beach fight that's what I'm looking at.
00:19:35.000 Thank you.
00:19:37.000 Okay, so yeah, You can send me links to them all, but I like this one so far.
00:19:56.000 Is this the guest who...
00:19:58.000 And then how does it work with like, uh, do I get any amenities that you get from the hotel?
00:20:08.000 Do I get like cleaning and room service?
00:20:11.000 Do you know why I came to Dubai to him?
00:20:19.000 Because I was in Istanbul with Luke and he's a little bitch who wouldn't wear a space suit.
00:20:25.000 So I was thinking what space suit?
00:20:27.000 His space suit. Luke never wears it.