Tate Speech - May 08, 2025


A Night in Moscow | Tate Confidential Ep 298


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

167.2562

Word Count

3,373

Sentence Count

487

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

19


Summary

Tristan almost died from eating raw milk, and we're here to talk about it! Join us as we discuss it, and much more, in this week's episode of Thick & Thin, hosted by Luke and Tristan.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Bing bong.
00:00:00.000 Ooh, raw milk.
00:00:02.000 No, no, I don't want to fight.
00:00:03.000 No, I'm going to do ice bath and raw milk.
00:00:05.000 I can't buy a pillow.
00:00:08.000 I don't know.
00:00:16.000 Long time no see, friends.
00:00:18.000 Oh, look who's back.
00:00:19.000 Bing bong.
00:00:20.000 The old Dairy Queen.
00:00:25.000 You've been waiting for that one.
00:00:27.000 Yeah, I have.
00:00:28.000 Yeah, I have.
00:00:29.000 I believe you.
00:00:30.000 Dairy Queen.
00:00:31.000 People on Take Confidential don't know.
00:00:33.000 They don't know?
00:00:34.000 They don't know.
00:00:35.000 They don't know that you poisoned yourself and almost died by drinking raw milk after I specifically told you not to and you argued with me for about 20 minutes about how great it was.
00:00:42.000 From Desert Cows.
00:00:43.000 You wanted the diamond watch or this watch?
00:00:45.000 Diamond watch.
00:00:45.000 That's the wrong diamond watch, though.
00:00:47.000 I didn't see another one.
00:00:48.000 Bro, don't put your watches in saunas and blues anyway.
00:00:52.000 Don't tell me what to fucking do, bro.
00:00:54.000 Alright, do it.
00:00:54.000 I encourage you.
00:00:55.000 Don't tell me what to do.
00:00:56.000 No, no, bring it.
00:00:57.000 Listen.
00:00:57.000 Yeah, bro.
00:00:58.000 No diamonds allowed in the sauna.
00:01:01.000 It'll shine too bright.
00:01:02.000 However, I refuse to turn on you when we should be making fun of Dairy Queen.
00:01:07.000 I'm instantly going to pivot back to the fact that Bailey nearly died from milk that he shouldn't have been drinking.
00:01:12.000 Ooh, raw milk.
00:01:13.000 You know what's weird about health?
00:01:15.000 Men will do anything it takes to avoid fighting.
00:01:17.000 I say to men, eat loads of steak and go fight.
00:01:20.000 I'm into raw milk and ice baths.
00:01:22.000 You'll do anything it takes to avoid getting punched in the face.
00:01:24.000 Be a man and go fight.
00:01:25.000 Be a man and go fight.
00:01:27.000 No, I don't want to fight, but I do ice baths and raw milk.
00:01:31.000 Any kind of coke bullshit, go fight.
00:01:34.000 Everything else is gay.
00:01:35.000 Everything else is gay.
00:01:36.000 So a doctor came to this house because you were completely immobilized.
00:01:40.000 And I'm not going to show his face because I told him I wouldn't, but let me play the doctor's voice now.
00:01:43.000 Here's the video I made with the doctor.
00:01:48.000 And you're a qualified doctor here in this house, here to treat Bailey.
00:01:51.000 What do you think caused this problem?
00:01:53.000 So, the most common cause of bacterial infection causing gastroenteritis, bacterial gastroenteritis is...
00:02:03.000 The larger meta point here is why is anyone doing anything besides just beating the fuck out?
00:02:08.000 The fighting's all that matters.
00:02:09.000 Everything else is gay.
00:02:10.000 Eat some steak and go boxing.
00:02:11.000 Eat some steak and go fight.
00:02:12.000 This is why at 38 I look like fucking Hercules.
00:02:15.000 All I do is smoke.
00:02:16.000 Alright, I'm officially anti-raw anything.
00:02:18.000 No more sushi.
00:02:19.000 Sushi's gay.
00:02:20.000 You gotta hit bitches raw.
00:02:22.000 Yeah.
00:02:22.000 Right?
00:02:24.000 Raw dogging only.
00:02:26.000 Let's go.
00:02:28.000 I'm gonna take a professional line dance.
00:02:30.000 When you least expect it, you're going to get served.
00:02:34.000 No, when you least expect it, I'm going to line dance at you, and it's going to get you.
00:02:39.000 Watch this space.
00:02:40.000 I'm looking for a photo.
00:02:41.000 And he goes, can you carry a pillow?
00:02:43.000 I said, yes.
00:02:44.000 So why are you carrying a pillow?
00:02:46.000 Because I bought it.
00:02:47.000 And he's like, oh, can I have a photo?
00:02:52.000 What did he expect, the answer?
00:02:54.000 I bought a pillow.
00:02:55.000 I can't buy a pillow.
00:02:58.000 What am I not allowed?
00:03:00.000 Why are you carrying a pillow?
00:03:01.000 It's a fucking bullet, nigger!
00:03:03.000 What do you want?
00:03:04.000 A pussy ass?
00:03:06.000 This is like the old days.
00:03:08.000 We're in the Escalade.
00:03:10.000 Bailey, this is back in the old days.
00:03:12.000 This is back in the old days.
00:03:13.000 I remember.
00:03:14.000 Yeah, back in the old days.
00:03:15.000 Tristan, we're back.
00:03:16.000 Back to the old days.
00:03:17.000 These are the olden days where Bailey was filming.
00:03:20.000 I'm filming Bailey film.
00:03:22.000 We're in the back of the Escalade.
00:03:24.000 This is the olden days.
00:03:26.000 No, the olden days.
00:03:28.000 Back in the day.
00:03:28.000 Way back then.
00:03:29.000 Way back when.
00:03:30.000 Where's Andrew?
00:03:31.000 That's all we need.
00:03:31.000 And then we can get our...
00:03:32.000 I'm sorry.
00:03:34.000 Luke's dropping.
00:03:34.000 Drop the phone.
00:03:35.000 But that's okay.
00:03:36.000 Luke, there's a reason.
00:03:37.000 Move forward.
00:03:38.000 Andrew, admit this is a throwback.
00:03:39.000 It is a bit.
00:03:40.000 There's no suicide hotline, unfortunately.
00:03:41.000 Is there none?
00:03:42.000 No, we don't have internet.
00:03:44.000 Ah.
00:03:45.000 Ha ha.
00:03:46.000 So that's the one shame.
00:03:48.000 So I guess I'll just have to kill myself.
00:03:50.000 Yeah.
00:03:50.000 Well, you might have to.
00:03:51.000 Tristan, don't you want to stop him?
00:03:53.000 All milk?
00:03:54.000 That will do the trick.
00:03:55.000 Can't go down that way.
00:03:57.000 Can't go down that way.
00:03:58.000 It's true.
00:03:59.000 It's true.
00:03:59.000 That'd be a very embarrassing way to go down.
00:04:01.000 In fact, if raw milk were to hurt you, that'd be very, very gay, wouldn't it?
00:04:05.000 Especially if your name were like Bulletproof something.
00:04:08.000 Yeah, if that was your nickname, your nickname started with Bulletproof, you'd think that raw milk wouldn't get you.
00:04:13.000 You'd think that you'd be fine.
00:04:14.000 Yeah, of course.
00:04:15.000 You're Bulletproof!
00:04:16.000 Yeah, I know.
00:04:16.000 Bullets can't hurt you.
00:04:17.000 Yeah, if bullets can't hurt you, how could something like raw milk that baby cows drink get you?
00:04:23.000 True.
00:04:23.000 How could that happen?
00:04:25.000 Where's La Villa back?
00:04:26.000 So we're lost.
00:04:27.000 What's the place called?
00:04:28.000 It's called Poopoo.
00:04:30.000 It's called Poopoo.
00:04:31.000 I knew you were going to get him here.
00:04:32.000 What do you mean?
00:04:33.000 Lamborghini, yeah?
00:04:35.000 Bugatti?
00:04:35.000 So I'm in the back.
00:04:37.000 You're not allowed back here.
00:04:40.000 Of all the things I want to do, sitting next to you is last on my list.
00:04:44.000 It's not.
00:04:44.000 That's why you chose this spot.
00:04:45.000 Please take us to Poo Poo.
00:04:48.000 It's not called Poo Poo.
00:04:49.000 Then I bet we get there.
00:04:50.000 Bailey, if we get there, I'll admit it, that it might be called poo poo.
00:04:53.000 Top G and a Bugatti, me and stuff is not a party, a lot of times they say she want me, Slicker than average, so she'll have to look for me.
00:05:01.000 Young and bit saucy.
00:05:05.000 Close your eyes.
00:05:07.000 I will push you off when you're not looking because I don't like you at all.
00:05:13.000 Close your eyes.
00:05:18.000 Here we go.
00:05:19.000 Poo poo.
00:05:20.000 Thanks man.
00:05:21.000 Villa Banya.
00:05:23.000 Nice!
00:05:25.000 Hello!
00:05:31.000 Search for...
00:05:33.000 Search for what?
00:05:35.000 Search for, yeah.
00:05:37.000 Okay.
00:05:39.000 Ailey, what is this?
00:05:40.000 I don't know.
00:05:42.000 This is actually the last thing I expected.
00:05:44.000 Dance, dammit.
00:05:45.000 So what do we have here?
00:05:46.000 Explain things to me.
00:05:46.000 I'm confused.
00:05:48.000 Yes.
00:05:49.000 Nice.
00:05:50.000 What's this place called?
00:05:52.000 That's what I call it.
00:05:54.000 That's what I'm doing.
00:05:56.000 The best view in Dubai.
00:05:58.000 Wait, I'm seeing that this place lives up to its name.
00:06:00.000 It's the main view of the airport.
00:06:04.000 It's Timo.
00:06:06.000 It's Timo.
00:06:08.000 Okay, what are we doing?
00:06:10.000 Never done.
00:06:10.000 I have no idea what I'm doing.
00:06:12.000 Really?
00:06:12.000 No.
00:06:13.000 Yeah?
00:06:14.000 None of us drink.
00:06:15.000 The only way to stop being Dairy Queen is for you to down all those.
00:06:18.000 You don't want to be Dairy Queen in your whole life, do you?
00:06:19.000 How many shots would I have to down to not be Dairy Queen?
00:06:21.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I feel like that's actually light work.
00:06:24.000 Yeah, exactly, light work.
00:06:25.000 I think you underestimate this horse strategy.
00:06:27.000 Two more people are coming.
00:06:28.000 Am I dreaming?
00:06:29.000 Am I still under some, like, raw milk coma?
00:06:31.000 Mikey.
00:06:32.000 There's this weird Russian music playing.
00:06:34.000 Take this antidote.
00:06:35.000 I will admit that this looks better.
00:06:36.000 I did not expect this owl.
00:06:37.000 Bailey, I was sold a spa.
00:06:39.000 That's what I was sold.
00:06:39.000 See, that's what I was sold.
00:06:40.000 I was sold a spa, and I imagine, like, okay, a super luxurious spa.
00:06:44.000 Like, I was sold something about grass, and they'll use grass somehow.
00:06:48.000 I wasn't sold something different.
00:06:49.000 I was sold spa.
00:06:50.000 My life isn't complete until I learn all the lyrics to the song.
00:06:52.000 You're never gonna learn the lyrics to the song.
00:06:54.000 Ever.
00:06:54.000 Shazam this.
00:06:56.000 No.
00:06:57.000 Don't shazam it.
00:06:58.000 No one's gonna shazam it.
00:06:59.000 To make sure your life can never be complete.
00:07:02.000 And now it's done.
00:07:06.000 You're really committed to that walk.
00:07:07.000 You can't just change your commitments.
00:07:09.000 Bailey, would you like some antidote?
00:07:10.000 If you dry-scoop Fireblood and then drink all of these, you'll be better for him.
00:07:14.000 I don't think that's how that works.
00:07:16.000 That sounds horrible.
00:07:17.000 If you dry-scoop Fireblood and drink six shots of random Russian alcohol, I promise we'll stop calling you Dairy Queen.
00:07:22.000 That's your Dairy Queen.
00:07:23.000 You'd have to stop then.
00:07:24.000 Listen, Dairy Queen, there's a way out.
00:07:26.000 Don't live with that forever.
00:07:27.000 You'd get a cooler name like the Bear Man.
00:07:29.000 I don't know.
00:07:29.000 Something cooler.
00:07:30.000 Wait, guys.
00:07:31.000 He worked it out.
00:07:31.000 He's in a dream.
00:07:32.000 This is Inception.
00:07:33.000 You're in a dream, and I'm the one here who's trying to wake you up back into the real world.
00:07:37.000 I'm next to your hospital bed.
00:07:39.000 I've been sent into your dream to tell you the only way to get out is to dry scoop fire blood and drink these six shots of alcohol.
00:07:44.000 Then you'll wake up in hospital and you'll be okay.
00:07:46.000 If not, you're going to stay in this coma fever dream forever.
00:07:50.000 I've been in a coma for five days.
00:07:52.000 Exactly.
00:07:52.000 And now, all of a sudden, I'm in a Russian.
00:07:56.000 That house.
00:07:57.000 Yes, we're trying to help.
00:07:57.000 We're your friends.
00:07:58.000 We wouldn't lie to you for no reason.
00:08:00.000 You're wearing adult diapers in this bed.
00:08:03.000 Bailey, I wouldn't come down here into your subconscious to tell you this if I didn't care about you.
00:08:07.000 You should do it.
00:08:08.000 That's why it's called poo-poo, because you're in a hospital bed pooing yourself.
00:08:11.000 Yeah, you see?
00:08:12.000 It all makes sense.
00:08:13.000 The subliminal messaging is trickling in.
00:08:15.000 Where's wardrobe?
00:08:15.000 Here.
00:08:16.000 We have shorts, hats, robes, slippers, everything.
00:08:20.000 Hats?
00:08:20.000 Yeah.
00:08:22.000 You'll take three men and one girl for Dairy Queen.
00:08:25.000 Bailey, the Dairy Queen thing might stick.
00:08:28.000 It might stick.
00:08:28.000 No, it might stick.
00:08:29.000 You brought this upon me.
00:08:31.000 Yeah, but you're Dairy Queen.
00:08:33.000 That's why it happened to you.
00:08:34.000 Yeah, fair.
00:08:34.000 It happened to me.
00:08:35.000 No, that is super funny because, Luke, you are responsible for this.
00:08:38.000 But he's taking all the flack.
00:08:40.000 You were like, Bailey, I got the best raw milk ever.
00:08:43.000 Yeah, I did.
00:08:44.000 I gave him the hookup.
00:08:44.000 And you pasteurized it.
00:08:46.000 Yeah, I did pasteurize it.
00:08:47.000 And you didn't tell me.
00:08:48.000 No, I did.
00:08:49.000 I told you I pasteurized it.
00:08:52.000 But you did drink it super raw.
00:08:53.000 And it turns out raw milk.
00:08:54.000 Can actually get you sick.
00:08:55.000 It turns out.
00:08:56.000 I mean, I guess for Dairy Queen.
00:08:59.000 For me, I'm fine.
00:09:00.000 I'm built different.
00:09:01.000 I'm bulletproof.
00:09:03.000 Bulletproof Luke.
00:09:04.000 You came full of drinking a glass of milk without crying.
00:09:10.000 So I need a hat and a rope.
00:09:11.000 That's what I need.
00:09:12.000 It looks like this is what I need.
00:09:13.000 And the chains look cool with it.
00:09:17.000 Oh, Bailey, there's loads.
00:09:18.000 Remember when Tristan said, don't bring the chain, don't bring the watch?
00:09:21.000 Tristan's like, oh, no, no, it's going to heat up and the diamonds are going to fall off.
00:09:24.000 That is exactly what you said.
00:09:26.000 I will cut back to that clip.
00:09:28.000 Don't be your watches and saunas and booze anyway.
00:09:30.000 So Bailey's interested in these watches down from heat.
00:09:37.000 You're doing the wrong dance.
00:09:38.000 The correct dancers actually.
00:09:52.000 I like your outfits, guys.
00:09:54.000 No, I came here dressed like this.
00:09:55.000 Oh, okay.
00:09:56.000 Me too.
00:09:57.000 You guys like the environment, the area?
00:10:00.000 Yeah.
00:10:01.000 You're the one who showed us the Russian karaoke bar.
00:10:06.000 I think it's a great way to celebrate having fun.
00:10:09.000 It's the only place that's open until 6 a.m.
00:10:12.000 That's the real reason.
00:10:14.000 It's fun singing.
00:10:17.000 Andrew had a great voice.
00:10:19.000 You remember that one time we did a little duet together?
00:10:24.000 Guys, I hope this is a nice, chill evening.
00:10:26.000 That's what we're here for right now.
00:10:28.000 Rob, until you put a hat on, I don't listen to anything you say.
00:10:30.000 Same.
00:10:31.000 With no hat, you have no opinion.
00:10:34.000 Imagine listening to the no hat man.
00:10:35.000 We have a hat.
00:10:38.000 Imagine Bailey.
00:10:38.000 Bailey has a hat.
00:10:39.000 That's the only reason I listen to him.
00:10:40.000 Even I have the hat.
00:10:42.000 Clearly, people come to these places to get healthy.
00:10:44.000 So if you want to take your health seriously, first thing you need is a scoop of fire blood.
00:10:48.000 Okay.
00:10:49.000 So I'm going to drink fire blood.
00:10:50.000 It's going to taste like pain.
00:10:51.000 It tastes like pure pain.
00:10:53.000 People don't realize that.
00:10:54.000 It tastes horrible.
00:10:54.000 Nice marble red.
00:10:55.000 Cowboy killer.
00:10:57.000 Fire blood?
00:10:57.000 Fuck that.
00:10:58.000 You need it, bro.
00:10:59.000 Make it stronger.
00:10:59.000 Mmm.
00:11:01.000 It's not good.
00:11:02.000 It's not a good thing.
00:11:03.000 When the repowering is complete, second cigarette.
00:11:07.000 If you disagree with my health protocol...
00:11:09.000 You can fight me anytime you want.
00:11:11.000 No.
00:11:12.000 You want to fight?
00:11:13.000 I will admit he can beat me up.
00:11:14.000 So it's very hard to argue with the logic when someone can beat you up.
00:11:18.000 It's very, very hard.
00:11:19.000 What's health other than being able to beat someone else up?
00:11:21.000 I'm the bastion and pinnacle of health.
00:11:22.000 You're right.
00:11:23.000 I put on gloves 10 years retired and I beat up a bunch of active fighters.
00:11:26.000 This is why.
00:11:27.000 Marlboro Reds.
00:11:28.000 Cowboy killers.
00:11:29.000 a man of taste and distinction.
00:11:43.000 That was from "Mohammed".
00:11:45.000 I don't do the time.
00:11:50.000 I don't do the time.
00:11:57.000 This is where you normally drink loads.
00:12:21.000 Thank you so much.
00:12:23.000 Thank you.
00:12:28.000 is made up of days.
00:12:29.000 One year, one month, one decade.
00:12:31.000 The biggest buildings were built one brick at a time.
00:12:34.000 You need to stop getting lost.
00:12:36.000 You need to hold yourself accountable every step of the way.
00:12:38.000 That's why, in the real world, we've created an in-platform feature exactly for this.
00:12:42.000 With the daily checklist, you now have the ability to conquer your tasks with automatic organization seamlessly integrated into your student dashboard.
00:12:50.000 You can create tasks, add descriptions, complete them, and increase your power level as a result.
00:12:55.000 Stop trying to remember what you need to do You know, I like saying I told you so, but to no one as much as you, baby.
00:13:23.000 Dairy one.
00:13:24.000 You guys can go on that side.
00:13:26.000 Ah, this is the hot side.
00:13:28.000 So this is a side.
00:13:31.000 No, the whole side's hot, I'll be real.
00:13:32.000 Everything's hot.
00:13:33.000 This one looks good, I'm gonna have a heyday.
00:13:35.000 So this is one of those situations where I invite you to something and I don't expect you to actually do it and then it actually happens and then he gets a bit pee.
00:13:45.000 How are you?
00:13:46.000 Good man, how are you?
00:13:47.000 I'm good.
00:13:48.000 Dah.
00:13:49.000 Yeah, dah.
00:13:50.000 Hello.
00:13:52.000 Thank you.
00:13:53.000 I'm right, David.
00:13:55.000 What was that?
00:13:57.000 I said, how do you feel good?
00:13:59.000 I said, everything will be revealed with time.
00:14:01.000 That's what I said, yes?
00:14:03.000 I don't understand.
00:14:05.000 No, no.
00:14:07.000 He doesn't speak English.
00:14:08.000 Everything will be revealed with tongue.
00:14:09.000 Everything will be revealed with tongue.
00:14:11.000 How do you know that phrase?
00:14:14.000 In what world would you need that phrase?
00:14:16.000 For this exact moment.
00:14:19.000 I knew he was going to ask.
00:14:21.000 That's the kind of thing Russians say as an answer, though.
00:14:24.000 Like, are you going to kill me?
00:14:25.000 Everything will be revealed with tongue.
00:14:28.000 It's a very scary answer.
00:14:29.000 If someone told you that...
00:14:31.000 If a big guy like Tristan told me that, I'd be like, "Okay, am I kidnapped?
00:14:37.000 Are my organs gone?" This is the woman.
00:14:43.000 Smell it.
00:14:44.000 I'm fine.
00:14:45.000 *Sigh* *Sigh*
00:14:52.000 Only Cyrus my Goonik You're gonna thank me so much after this feels good so far actually like it I really need me to translate anything to the Russian guy tell me I My dog doesn't eat eggs.
00:15:06.000 That's not the same.
00:15:09.000 I just told him, my dog does not eat eggs.
00:15:11.000 I mean, he's in mine.
00:15:15.000 He's in mine.
00:15:15.000 Yeah.
00:15:16.000 I have a suspicion he's in mine.
00:15:19.000 I don't know.
00:15:20.000 you Yeah.
00:15:20.000 I'm sorry.
00:15:22.000 Anything else?
00:15:25.000 I took six washing lessons, bro.
00:15:29.000 I've spent the past 24 hours trying to recover from critical dehydration.
00:15:34.000 Now I'm in the sauna, sweating my balls off.
00:15:39.000 Bailey, what if I told you this is all part of the plan?
00:15:42.000 Everything will be revealed in time.
00:15:43.000 Guys, we did $5,000 worth of IV treatment to get me...
00:15:49.000 Back to normal.
00:15:51.000 The reason you think you're sweating is like a dream.
00:15:53.000 You are sweating in your dream because you're sweating in real life because you're still on the hospital bed.
00:15:57.000 You're poo-poo boy in the hospital bed.
00:15:58.000 You just need to take the six shots.
00:16:00.000 Just drink it.
00:16:00.000 It's the only way out.
00:16:02.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:04.000 Ah, nice.
00:16:05.000 Now's the ice part.
00:16:06.000 No, not for me.
00:16:07.000 I don't want it.
00:16:07.000 Yes, do it for him.
00:16:08.000 Do it for him, please.
00:16:09.000 No, no, no, no.
00:16:11.000 No, I don't want it.
00:16:12.000 Nah, no cold.
00:16:13.000 It's so good.
00:16:14.000 It's actually not cold.
00:16:15.000 It's fine.
00:16:16.000 I highly doubt it.
00:16:18.000 It's not good.
00:16:19.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:22.000 It's not good.
00:16:23.000 The heat was better.
00:16:24.000 Did you just break the heat?
00:16:27.000 I'm big.
00:16:31.000 What do you want?
00:16:32.000 I'm big.
00:16:34.000 I'm sure Russians are big too.
00:16:37.000 I'll get in.
00:16:43.000 All right, you're tall.
00:16:45.000 Yeah, I can't go all the way down.
00:16:46.000 You can't go all the way down?
00:16:48.000 I can't get my head on the wrong control.
00:16:50.000 Ah, so Bailey, admit that the GoPro died.
00:16:52.000 Say again?
00:16:52.000 Admit the GoPro died.
00:16:54.000 The GoPro died.
00:16:54.000 Yeah, it overheated.
00:16:55.000 I'm on my main cam.
00:16:56.000 The GoPro that's meant to go to the volcanoes is dead.
00:16:59.000 It did die.
00:17:00.000 So we're stronger than volcanoes.
00:17:01.000 Yes.
00:17:03.000 It seems like it.
00:17:04.000 Evidence is here.
00:17:05.000 I mean, you can bring the GoPro back if you want, and we can try again.
00:17:08.000 Thank you.
00:17:09.000 It'll quit before we do.
00:17:10.000 I'm willing to beat you.
00:17:11.000 You outlasted the GoPro.
00:17:12.000 Real niggers.
00:17:13.000 Yeah.
00:17:14.000 How is it?
00:17:15.000 You look like you're roasting in hell.
00:17:17.000 It is roasting, but it's not as bad as it was.
00:17:19.000 Because the door's open.
00:17:19.000 I know.
00:17:20.000 I know why.
00:17:21.000 I know the reason, Mr. Science Point.
00:17:23.000 I know why.
00:17:28.000 Are these hard things good for us?
00:17:30.000 Struggle brings you closer to God.
00:17:33.000 If you imagine a man who truly believes in God and finds strength from God, he suffers.
00:17:37.000 And if you imagine a man who's born with a perfect life, perfect parents, endless money, no adversity, no struggle, nothing ever goes wrong.
00:17:43.000 Doesn't need to train.
00:17:44.000 He's skinny.
00:17:45.000 Nobody ever attacks him.
00:17:46.000 That man is an evil hedonist.
00:17:47.000 He's petty.
00:17:49.000 The kind of person who will hurt those weaker than him.
00:17:51.000 Try and use his influence and power for nefarious purposes.
00:17:55.000 People who only have pleasures in their life do not experience connection with God, friend.
00:18:00.000 But all of the suffering, you see.
00:18:01.000 Suffering is what reminds you that the light is light and the dark is dark.
00:18:06.000 This is why God gives us suffering in the first place.
00:18:09.000 So many people pray for their suffering to end, not understanding that.
00:18:12.000 The suffering is the reason they're praying in the first place, so.
00:18:14.000 Is this good for us?
00:18:15.000 Well, it's been a while since you've appreciated fresh air, isn't it, friend?
00:18:19.000 It has.
00:18:20.000 It has.
00:18:20.000 I appreciate fresh air.
00:18:21.000 I would argue it is good for us.
00:18:22.000 I would argue all suffering is good for us, and God wants us to suffer to show.
00:18:26.000 That we deserve his blessings.
00:18:28.000 That's why, if you're lazy, you're never lucky.
00:18:30.000 And if you work hard and you suffer, somehow, you'll always lose.
00:18:33.000 Up!
00:19:13.000 Jump in the water.
00:19:14.000 Into the ice place, into the ice place.
00:19:15.000 Jump in the water.
00:19:17.000 Go on.
00:19:18.000 Nice, put your back.
00:19:20.000 Take out of Bailey.
00:19:21.000 Get in?
00:19:22.000 Head off.
00:19:23.000 Head off?
00:19:24.000 Yeah, dunk it.
00:19:25.000 Jump in.
00:19:28.000 Jump in the water.
00:19:30.000 Nice.
00:19:31.000 Nice work.
00:19:33.000 One butch left.
00:19:39.000 One butch left.
00:19:41.000 Lay down, lay down.
00:19:42.000 I'll go back in that torture chamber before I get back in that water.
00:19:48.000 I tried to film it, but it was unfilmable.
00:19:49.000 Tell them what happened.
00:19:54.000 Come on, Luke.
00:19:56.000 What's next?
00:19:56.000 You want to sit on the balcony and watch the sunset, faggot?
00:19:58.000 You're going to find out, nigger.
00:20:00.000 Kick you in your fucking goofy head.
00:20:01.000 Marcel, I cannot wait for you to drown in the men's room.
00:20:04.000 This is where Marcel's at.
00:20:06.000 Ultimate swimming contest.
00:20:08.000 I swallowed a fucking whole mouthful.