Tate Speech - May 16, 2025


How Deep is the Pool? | Tate Confidential Ep 299


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14 minutes

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1,908

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287

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Misogyny

7

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71

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Marcel can't swim. He can't even swim in the pool. So he decides to go swimming in the Med, but it's not as easy as it looks. He struggles to keep his head above water and struggles to breathe.

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00:00:00.000 What's next? 1.00
00:00:00.000 Do you want to sit on the balcony and watch the sunset, faggot? 1.00
00:00:02.000 We're gonna find out, nigger. 1.00
00:00:03.000 Kick you in your fucking goofy head. 1.00
00:00:05.000 Marcel, I cannot wait for you to drown in the Mediterranean. 1.00
00:00:08.000 This is where Mark comes off.
00:00:10.000 Nobody knows how we roll.
00:00:16.000 Marcel, I'm just swimming.
00:00:18.000 Why?
00:00:21.000 Oh, just because you can't swim.
00:00:22.000 You don't want to go swimming.
00:00:24.000 Marcel, come on.
00:00:26.000 I just did.
00:00:27.000 Open that.
00:00:29.000 Well, basically, yeah.
00:00:29.000 Walk to the ocean and walk back out.
00:00:31.000 What's next?
00:00:31.000 You want to sit on the balcony and watch the sunset?
00:00:35.000 Faggot. 1.00
00:00:37.000 That's not as gay as walking on the beach. 1.00
00:00:40.000 Just jab. 0.84
00:00:41.000 And then it depends what you want to work.
00:00:43.000 But then round two could be jab, right kick. 0.97
00:00:47.000 Relax a bit.
00:00:49.000 Relax a bit.
00:00:53.000 Next round, three minutes.
00:00:55.000 Jab, cross, left kick.
00:00:57.000 Three minutes, three minutes, three minutes. 0.99
00:01:04.000 We're gonna find out, nigger. 1.00
00:01:06.000 I'll kick you in your fucking goofy head. 1.00
00:01:09.000 I'll get Marcel to protect you. 1.00
00:01:10.000 Just cross the pool without touching the box.
00:01:14.000 Like this.
00:01:15.000 Marcel, I've never seen you swim.
00:01:17.000 Ever.
00:01:17.000 Because I can't keep my head up like that.
00:01:19.000 Just cheat.
00:01:19.000 Just crawl with your feet.
00:01:21.000 At least you're in the water.
00:01:22.000 Yeah, but I've got boxers on.
00:01:23.000 Come on, I'll even take the camera in.
00:01:25.000 Honestly, I've got boxers on.
00:01:26.000 That's fine.
00:01:27.000 So if it gets wet, then my boxers get wet.
00:01:29.000 Look, I'm gonna take the camera inside as well.
00:01:31.000 Come on.
00:01:33.000 How far do we need to go?
00:01:35.000 Why are you asking questions?
00:01:36.000 Just get in the pool and swim!
00:01:38.000 The camera's rolling out by Sergio!
00:01:41.000 No way!
00:01:42.000 No way!
00:01:47.000 Why am I nervous?
00:01:49.000 You shouldn't be, because you're a good swimmer, alright?
00:01:50.000 You know how to swim.
00:01:51.000 Why would you be nervous?
00:01:52.000 Can I go to the side?
00:01:54.000 What about if I swim from here to there?
00:01:56.000 No!
00:01:58.000 Across the pool.
00:01:59.000 Okay, okay, okay.
00:02:03.000 Wait.
00:02:03.000 Come this side then.
00:02:05.000 You see?
00:02:08.000 Because I'm going to splash loads.
00:02:10.000 He's going to be lying to you.
00:02:13.000 He's going to be sliding.
00:02:16.000 He holds his breath the whole way.
00:02:27.000 This is actually impressive.
00:02:28.000 I don't think he knows how to breathe in turn.
00:02:32.000 Wait, Marcel, let me get this right.
00:02:33.000 You don't know how to breathe while you swim.
00:02:36.000 Have I just got- Is that why you were embarrassed?
00:02:38.000 Because you have to hold your breath as you swim. 0.96
00:02:40.000 Nigga, you are not surviving the yacht trips. 1.00
00:02:43.000 The ocean's a lot longer than this pool.
00:02:45.000 If you can't breathe while you swim, you are cooked.
00:02:49.000 I don't know how to do that thing.
00:02:54.000 What's the most important bit?
00:02:56.000 Breathing while you're in water is the most important bit, Marcel.
00:02:58.000 But did you see why they slashed the moon?
00:03:02.000 It works, right?
00:03:03.000 If this pool was twice as long, you would have drowned.
00:03:05.000 Oh, yeah.
00:03:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:07.000 All right, Marcel knows how to swim.
00:03:08.000 I didn't expect that.
00:03:09.000 No, he doesn't.
00:03:10.000 He doesn't have to swim.
00:03:11.000 It's like saying, this man knows how to sprint.
00:03:13.000 This man knows how to sprint, but after nine meters, his legs fall off.
00:03:16.000 Like, that's not the same.
00:03:18.000 If you can't breathe while you swim, you can't swim.
00:03:20.000 How do you breathe? 0.97
00:03:21.000 It's just fucking long. 0.98
00:03:27.000 Let me show you what happens when I try to breathe. 0.98
00:03:29.000 It gets...
00:03:29.000 It gets worse.
00:03:31.000 Alright, come on.
00:03:32.000 Come on.
00:03:34.000 I don't know how to do that before.
00:03:51.000 That's why I just go straight under.
00:03:52.000 I don't get the technique.
00:03:56.000 My lungs. 1.00
00:03:58.000 Shit. 1.00
00:04:00.000 I can swim. 1.00
00:04:02.000 Kinda.
00:04:02.000 Splash and move.
00:04:04.000 I can see it already.
00:04:05.000 It's because you're splashing and moving.
00:04:07.000 Your arms are going like this.
00:04:11.000 And it splashes me in the face on the way up.
00:04:13.000 But it needs to be.
00:04:14.000 You need to be racing your arm up and cutting in.
00:04:16.000 There needs to be more.
00:04:18.000 Ah, okay.
00:04:21.000 You're just kind of going like this. 1.00
00:04:24.000 You can't really get your head up and breathe in your stupid shit gas. 1.00
00:04:29.000 Splash a move, bro. 1.00
00:04:31.000 It's the splash a move technique.
00:04:33.000 Marcel, I cannot wait for you to drown in the Mediterranean.
00:04:37.000 When I get my yacht. 0.98
00:04:38.000 Unless I learn to swim, which I will.
00:04:40.000 You just said you could do four legs. 1.00
00:04:41.000 While holding your breath the whole fucking time. 0.99
00:04:46.000 Where's Marcel? 0.99
00:04:49.000 Bro, this is actually deep. 0.99
00:04:51.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:04:53.000 Well, it keeps you, man. 0.99
00:04:54.000 You don't have to do nothing.
00:04:56.000 It just keeps you.
00:04:56.000 A little bit.
00:04:57.000 I can't touch the bottom here.
00:04:59.000 And I'm 604.
00:05:00.000 No, I can't either.
00:05:01.000 So Marcel would drown here.
00:05:02.000 This is where Marcel dies.
00:05:04.000 Marcel would drown even limited.
00:05:07.000 Here.
00:05:07.000 Marcel dies here.
00:05:09.000 This is my limit.
00:05:10.000 Okay, now I'm standing up.
00:05:11.000 So Marcel's dead here.
00:05:13.000 What's this?
00:05:14.000 Four, five meters out?
00:05:15.000 Marcel, this is your limit.
00:05:16.000 Look how comically close it is to the show.
00:05:19.000 Can you imagine dying here?
00:05:21.000 Help! 0.98
00:05:21.000 Help! 0.98
00:05:22.000 I'm Marcel!
00:05:23.000 So he has the face of a man and the body of a baby.
00:05:26.000 Exactly.
00:05:26.000 And nobody will get tricked with this.
00:05:28.000 Exactly.
00:05:29.000 He's a grown man.
00:05:31.000 Let him swim.
00:05:32.000 Look, he has a beard and everything.
00:05:33.000 Exactly.
00:05:34.000 But then when his body's submerged in the water, everyone will think he's a baby.
00:05:37.000 It's a baby with some dirt on his face. 1.00
00:05:41.000 Alright, fuck the ocean. 1.00
00:05:43.000 I need to die for speedless. 1.00
00:05:47.000 Why are you in the water? 0.85
00:05:49.000 Why are you in the water?
00:05:51.000 I can't let Marcel move to the other side.
00:05:53.000 Marcel will die.
00:05:54.000 We just swam.
00:05:56.000 The middle ish.
00:05:57.000 You're right.
00:05:58.000 Marcel can't swim.
00:06:01.000 Yeah, pick them up.
00:06:02.000 Nice and easy.
00:06:03.000 There we go.
00:06:04.000 Now walk all the way down to the rocks until you see the sign on the left.
00:06:07.000 Turn around and walk back up.
00:06:09.000 Four times back and forth.
00:06:10.000 Good luck.
00:06:15.000 Straighten your back up as well.
00:06:16.000 That's it.
00:06:20.000 Looks pretty easy to me.
00:06:22.000 You know what?
00:06:23.000 It's not that far.
00:06:24.000 It's deceptive.
00:06:25.000 It looks a bit easy.
00:06:26.000 It's easy.
00:06:26.000 You should do it.
00:06:26.000 You go next?
00:06:27.000 Yeah.
00:06:28.000 Nice.
00:06:28.000 Do it.
00:06:29.000 Let him do his reps.
00:06:31.000 So you did, what, four times going?
00:06:34.000 Four times with 40 kilos.
00:06:35.000 Yeah.
00:06:36.000 40 kg, 20-20.
00:06:38.000 And another four times with 10. That's 20-20?
00:06:41.000 No, no.
00:06:41.000 We did with 20 /20.
00:06:43.000 We were doing it heavyweight.
00:06:47.000 I saw you carrying those off.
00:06:49.000 Yeah, we were after.
00:06:50.000 Four with 20 and four with 10. Okay.
00:06:55.000 It's like carrying Marcel in each hand.
00:06:57.000 It's like Marcel and Bailey.
00:06:58.000 Bro, it's more than half of Marcel's weight.
00:07:01.000 40 kg.
00:07:03.000 Imagine.
00:07:04.000 Straighten your back.
00:07:06.000 Hold your head high.
00:07:07.000 Straighten your back.
00:07:07.000 It's good for you.
00:07:13.000 Three more.
00:07:15.000 Go on, no rest.
00:07:16.000 Turn around and do it again. 1.00
00:07:18.000 Well, fuck it. 1.00
00:07:19.000 You don't look tired. 1.00
00:07:21.000 Go.
00:07:22.000 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:07:23.000 Walk to the stairs, faggot. 1.00
00:07:27.000 You're trying to cheat me by six meters. 1.00
00:07:31.000 That's it.
00:07:31.000 Boom.
00:07:32.000 Straighten your back.
00:07:32.000 Stand up straight.
00:07:33.000 All the way down.
00:07:34.000 There we go. 1.00
00:07:35.000 Fix your fucking goofy posture. 1.00
00:07:37.000 Looking like Lurch from the Addams Family up on that beach. 1.00
00:07:40.000 I'm gonna get a phone call, Frankenstein's monster's on the loose.
00:07:44.000 A young guy like Alex, it's good for him to be mean to him.
00:07:48.000 This is good for him. 0.93
00:07:50.000 And if he didn't do it, I was gonna punch him. 0.88
00:07:52.000 It's good for him.
00:07:53.000 People are like, "Oh, you're bullying your friends!" There was an episode of Luke and Andrew bullying me, then me and Andrew bullying Luke, then me and Luke bullying Andrew.
00:07:59.000 I'll never talk to you again for the rest of my life! 0.98
00:08:01.000 Mr. Sick Boy! 1.00
00:08:03.000 I hate everybody white! 1.00
00:08:05.000 It's a fucking loser, just like, "Oh, you can tell they resent each other." And the comments underneath were just like, tell me your wife's your best friend without telling me your wife's your best friend. 1.00
00:08:13.000 If everyone in this house started being nice to me for 24 hours, I'd be very suspicious.
00:08:17.000 I'd be very suspicious.
00:08:19.000 If Alex and you and Nigel, no one made jokes about me for 24 hours, I'd be very suspect.
00:08:23.000 Yeah.
00:08:24.000 Wouldn't be right. 1.00
00:08:24.000 People with no male friends are fucking losers. 1.00
00:08:27.000 Their wife's their best friend and they're nice to her constantly. 1.00
00:08:29.000 I said this yesterday on a podcast.
00:08:30.000 Yeah?
00:08:31.000 Yeah, because he asked me, how is life with the Thates?
00:08:34.000 How is living with them and this bro?
00:08:37.000 I can tell you how it's not to live with them for six months.
00:08:42.000 Man!
00:08:43.000 Without competition, without all of these things...
00:08:46.000 Yeah, you need it.
00:08:46.000 You need it.
00:08:47.000 I would not do this by myself.
00:08:48.000 With these 20 kilogram plates we were doing, I wouldn't do it by myself.
00:08:51.000 Me neither.
00:08:51.000 I'd stop all the time.
00:08:52.000 And after three reps, I'd be like, I have enough.
00:08:55.000 Good is you?
00:09:09.000 See?
00:09:10.000 Go listen to my instructions. 0.96
00:09:14.000 You need to be surrounded by killers.
00:09:16.000 You know that friend that begs you to hop on Fortnite after work?
00:09:19.000 Don't forget them.
00:09:19.000 You are the five people you spend the most time with.
00:09:22.000 So why not join a community of like-minded individuals that you know are always switched on?
00:09:26.000 We have built the real world exactly for this.
00:09:28.000 Every feature is designed specifically to connect you directly to the individuals that are with you in your journey to success.
00:09:34.000 Direct messages.
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00:09:39.000 You also have the power to unlock your own email server.
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00:09:46.000 We have custom domains created Specifically for TRW students and more being constantly added.
00:09:51.000 You can't expect to become successful if you don't change your surroundings.
00:09:55.000 Connect to your brothers.
00:09:56.000 Join the real world.
00:09:58.000 Two maxes out.
00:10:05.000 One and up.
00:10:06.000 Come here. 1.00
00:10:08.000 Shut up. 1.00
00:10:12.000 Four of us going? 0.99
00:10:14.000 Where's Alex? 1.00
00:10:17.000 Alex you faggot, hurry up! 1.00
00:10:22.000 Andrew's about to whoop all of our fucking asses. 1.00
00:10:25.000 I front crawl, I don't do... 1.00
00:10:28.000 So there and back, there and back.
00:10:31.000 Ultimate swimming contest.
00:10:34.000 Let's go.
00:10:50.000 Bye, Andrew.
00:10:54.000 You've got to touch the rocks, Andrew.
00:10:57.000 Touch the rock with your hand.
00:11:00.000 Wow!
00:11:02.000 A little bit *Wheel* *Wheel*
00:11:27.000 *retractor starts* *Stand gasp* *aims to regulate a tripleordo* *Stand gasp* *Stand gasp* *Stand gasp*
00:11:57.000 *Stand gasp* *Stand gasp* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Stand gasp* *Sigh* Did you win or did you earn?
00:12:25.000 I'm lord of all beasts of the land and fishes of the sea Ooh, I'm dead.
00:12:31.000 Come on, some Alex.
00:12:34.000 They're so far away, you can't even see them on camera.
00:12:37.000 Nice.
00:12:38.000 I hope they've drowned and I'm seeing illusions.
00:12:43.000 Well done.
00:12:46.000 Well done.
00:12:49.000 Tried to crawl.
00:12:51.000 Started swallowing water like three times.
00:12:53.000 Waves.
00:12:55.000 Salt. 1.00
00:12:56.000 Fucking disgusting. 1.00
00:12:58.000 You taught me how to breaststroke four years ago. 1.00
00:13:00.000 I could barely swim four years ago.
00:13:01.000 You taught me how.
00:13:02.000 It's alright.
00:13:02.000 Now Smalox is the last place.
00:13:04.000 I said it was Yusuf, but he's filming.
00:13:05.000 Yusuf looked like he's drowned.
00:13:07.000 We can't see him.
00:13:08.000 Good workout.
00:13:09.000 1.2 kilometers.
00:13:12.000 Nice.
00:13:14.000 Nice! 0.94
00:13:19.000 I'm still Poseidon, king of the sea.
00:13:22.000 A lot of swimming practice I got on last summer.
00:13:24.000 Hang on some music today.
00:13:27.000 Well, it's finished.
00:13:28.000 Come on.
00:13:30.000 Where is it? 1.00
00:13:31.000 Fucked. 1.00
00:13:32.000 Loser of the sea, yeah? 1.00
00:13:34.000 You know this is fucked? 1.00
00:13:35.000 Your swimming speed. 1.00
00:13:36.000 Again?
00:13:37.000 Yeah, of course not.
00:13:40.000 Tomorrow.
00:13:41.000 Bro, the water was green back there.
00:13:44.000 Yellow is green. 0.99
00:13:45.000 I swallowed a fucking whole mouthful. 1.00
00:13:48.000 Electrolytes. 1.00
00:14:29.000 Too much t-show, too much cigars, all day.