Tate Speech - July 26, 2022


BABY CAN'T DRIVE CAR | Tate Confidential Ep. 111


Episode Stats

Length

19 minutes

Words per Minute

75.899216

Word Count

1,456

Sentence Count

219

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

This is the first episode of Take Confidential, and it's going to be one of the best episodes ever. Luke is going home, and the rest of the episode will be shot at home, so there will be no filming, no footage, and Luke will be at home. It's a no booze episode, so no booze will be consumed or even seen in the entire episode. This is the Luke Episode, and this is Luke Confidential. By the way, this is how my normal hand looks. And the other one looks like it's in the process of becoming iron, so you can ignore that. Today's episode is all about Luke and I driving around in a Lamborghini Huracan SPYDER, and we're going to drive to the best roads in the world. And we're driving in the middle of the night in the dead of winter, with no lights on, no air conditioning, and no food in the fridge. And it's all because Luke hurt his hand. And he doesn't want to go out and get it fixed. So he's going home. And I'm going to take care of it. Day 1 is Day 1, and Day 2 is Day 2, and I'm here to make up for Day 1. So stay tuned for Day 2. I'll try and keep you up to date with the latest episode soon. XOXO, Luke xoxo. I know I don't talk to you guys enough, I know it's hard to keep up with all the stuff I doin' on here, but I'm working on it. I'm trying to keep you guys updated. I promise. Xoxo, I'll do my best to keep it real fast. I love you all the best. - Luke xOXO. - P.S. - Luke XOXOXOXO - Luke xx - Luke XOXOCO - JOSH - JUICY - JORDY XO - BONUS EPISODES - JEAN CHEK - PODCAST EPISODE - SONGS - CHECK OUT THE SHOW - BECAUSE I'M TALKING TO ME AND I'LL BE TALK TO YOU SOON. I WAS TOLD I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT SOON, SOON AND I HAVE A BABY'S MENTIONED IN A DOG AND I M NOT GETTING AN IDEA OF WHAT I WILL BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 I'm going to take a look at the car.
00:01:29.000 We're going to drive. I've taken one third of my collection out.
00:01:32.000 About four supercars. One core.
00:01:35.000 Around the Transfiguration, one of the best roads in the world.
00:01:37.000 What car are you driving? Huracan.
00:01:39.000 Huracan Spider, one of the best roads in the world.
00:01:41.000 Today is going to be one of the best episodes to take potential ever.
00:01:43.000 Yeah, but I'm going home. What?
00:01:46.000 Why the fuck did you go home?
00:01:48.000 Yesterday sparring, I destroyed my hand.
00:01:52.000 Yeah, why are you?
00:01:53.000 Why are you going home, buddy? Go home.
00:01:55.000 Let's go. So, I call you baby hands all the time.
00:02:03.000 Yeah. And you refuse to admit that you're baby hands.
00:02:06.000 And now you're... I'm going to drive the drop top Lamborghini on one of the best roads in the world.
00:02:11.000 Yeah. Exactly.
00:02:13.000 So, sorry to take confidential. This is also...
00:02:15.000 So, there's going to be no filming for Take Confidential.
00:02:17.000 No footage. Nothing. And you're going to be at home.
00:02:19.000 Yeah. Fine. That's fine.
00:02:21.000 The rest of this entire episode, I want it to be you at home.
00:02:24.000 Okay. That's it.
00:02:25.000 So all the people who take confidential know that it's all your fault.
00:02:27.000 We have a 765L team at Flammer, limited edition.
00:02:30.000 We have an Aston Martin Vanquish S Ultimate, limited edition.
00:02:33.000 We have a Porsche 911 992 TechRox event.
00:02:35.000 And we have a Lamborghini Huracan Spyder.
00:02:38.000 And we're going to one of the best roads in the world.
00:02:39.000 And you're refusing to come because you hurt your hand.
00:02:41.000 So there's no filming.
00:02:43.000 There's no beautiful mountains.
00:02:44.000 There's no beautiful scenery. There's no fast cars.
00:02:46.000 There's nothing. The rest of this episode, I want to be you at home.
00:02:50.000 Everyone at Take Confidential is going to know it's all your fault.
00:02:52.000 It is my fault. It is your fault.
00:02:56.000 Have fun, nerd.
00:02:58.000 Day one.
00:03:20.000 Home alone.
00:03:22.000 It's all being remodeled, so there's actually nothing here.
00:03:27.000 Hand still destroyed.
00:03:33.000 This is gonna be the best Take Confidential episode ever.
00:03:36.000 We're gonna hang out the whole time, me and you guys.
00:03:42.000 This is my hand.
00:03:46.000 It shouldn't be this way, but I have a feeling all the blood and stuff is going to make it extra powerful.
00:03:53.000 Just wait, it's in the evolution process of becoming iron.
00:03:57.000 True take-confidential watchers will know why my pinkies are fucked up, so you can ignore that.
00:04:01.000 Yep. God damn it.
00:04:13.000 How bad is it?
00:04:14.000 I'm not taking charge. You also may notice the sweat.
00:04:29.000 That's because because of the remodeling it is super hot in here and the ACs don't work Luckily I have water Ah Ahhhh.
00:04:54.000 Much better than booze. This is going to be a no booze episode.
00:04:57.000 Zero booze. No booze will be consumed or even seen in this entire episode.
00:05:03.000 The Luke episode. This is Luke confidential.
00:05:07.000 By the way, this is how my normal hand looks.
00:05:14.000 And the fucked up one.
00:05:17.000 This is going to be a blast.
00:05:19.000 Me and you guys.
00:05:21.000 Comment if you want more Luke Confidential episodes.
00:05:24.000 It'll just be me talking to you guys as I sit here at my workstation working.
00:05:34.000 Yeah, that's where the demon town is.
00:05:36.000 They contact every phone in the country at once.
00:05:38.000 They're saying that there are boars in the town near the transfer gas.
00:05:40.000 They couldn't run the town, but I hope so.
00:05:46.000 Looks like we're eating bad tonight.
00:05:51.000 I can't see any bears or any clouds.
00:05:56.000 So yeah, that's Romania.
00:06:04.000 Drive in and get a bear warning.
00:06:05.000 What can I say? Oh shit,
00:06:36.000 I see it. I see it.
00:06:38.000 It's right there dude Another day day two soon.
00:06:55.000 you So, I'll try and actually talk to you guys more.
00:07:00.000 I know I don't talk to you guys enough.
00:07:01.000 I'm still here. Same spot.
00:07:03.000 Day two. Yesterday, I did actually go out with the Wolverham guy.
00:07:08.000 Sorry, that's confidential.
00:07:10.000 But, um...
00:07:11.000 Yeah. Hand.
00:07:14.000 Still looks stupid.
00:07:17.000 I kind of understand baby hands now.
00:07:19.000 This is a baby's hand.
00:07:22.000 But, I think it's starting to heal.
00:07:24.000 Slowly but surely. Day two.
00:07:29.000 I'll try and keep... What do I have?
00:07:30.000 I have coffee. With bone broth inside.
00:07:35.000 That's what I'm drinking.
00:07:37.000 I haven't eaten yet. Day two.
00:07:40.000 This is my diary.
00:07:43.000 Welcome to Take Confidential.
00:07:45.000 I hope someone has never watched Take Confidential before and they think that this is all it is.
00:07:50.000 It's me. Talking.
00:07:52.000 To you. In this same spot.
00:07:56.000 Never moving. See you next time.
00:08:01.000 few hours.
00:08:03.000 I'm going to go ahead and do it.
00:08:32.000 It's a little bit of a long way.
00:08:58.000 I'm going to do it.
00:09:22.000 It's a little bit of a long way.
00:09:49.000 So I've decided to lay on the floor.
00:10:07.000 you That's what I'm doing now.
00:10:11.000 It's day two.
00:10:14.000 I'm starting to become depressed.
00:10:16.000 Maybe I should just do it I
00:10:44.000 Ah, there this is!
00:10:52.000 All right, here I go.
00:11:02.000 That little propeller thing continues to grow.
00:11:09.000 And there's the end of it.
00:12:44.000 It's day three, and something amazing happened.
00:12:49.000 Thank you.
00:12:50.000 you Thank you.
00:12:53.000 Nothing amazing happened.
00:12:55.000 I got you.
00:12:57.000 I'm still here.
00:12:59.000 It's just a different day.
00:13:05.000 Am I losing my mind?
00:13:09.000 Is this like isolation?
00:13:11.000 Have I lost my mind?
00:13:13.000 The end? Yo,
00:13:54.000 T, where are you taking me, bro?
00:13:56.000 I'm taking you to Dracula's house.
00:13:59.000 Yes, it's a real place.
00:14:01.000 I'm tired of all you motherfuckers in America asking, wow, is Transylvania real?
00:14:05.000 That's racist. Drac lives matter.
00:14:09.000 Hey, man. I'm taking you to Dracula's house.
00:14:11.000 You heard it here first. Drac lives matter, man.
00:14:13.000 Drac lives matter. Hey. Remember that one.
00:14:15.000 Don't hate. Alright man, we made it to Dracula's neighborhood.
00:14:32.000 He's a real person.
00:14:33.000 Stop thinking he isn't. This was his house.
00:14:37.000 He lived here. That's an illegal park.
00:14:42.000 I'm a parker. I'm supposed to park obviously.
00:14:45.000 VIP. Dracula knows me.
00:14:48.000 My boy. I forgot he was immortal.
00:14:52.000 We're real tight with Dracula, right?
00:14:53.000 Yeah, exactly. You know, if he was actually immortal, then he'd be a tall, dark, dangerous millionaire living in Romania right now.
00:15:03.000 We don't mind you both. Maybe I'm Dracula.
00:15:12.000 Wait, maybe you want to drag the front.
00:15:15.000 Yeah, go ahead.
00:15:41.000 food or soldiers outside. It's just chilling.
00:15:45.000 That's it. Come get me.
00:15:47.000 Come get me, pussy.
00:15:49.000 This is where you collect taxes from, yeah?
00:15:51.000 Yeah, that's right. Bring me your shit.
00:15:53.000 Pay me. Bring me the virgins and the wheat.
00:15:57.000 I'll send my dudes down there.
00:15:58.000 Not much has changed in the world.
00:16:00.000 They've still got the dudes I can send you.
00:16:03.000 The unicorns aren't cool, though.
00:16:04.000 No, not the unicorns are cool. Just make sure there aren't any virgins.
00:16:07.000 Yeah, I'm not going to go to the bathroom.
00:16:09.000 I'm going to go to the bathroom.
00:16:11.000 No!
00:16:45.000 7000 weighs 3500 3500 weighs 3500 weighs 3500 weighs 3500 weighs 3500
00:17:14.000 weighs 3500 weighs 3500 The best episode the world has concluded there We had a blast who's we mean take home this reviewers Fuck off. We were the ones driving around in supercars.
00:17:37.000 Didn't do shit. What do you mean?
00:17:38.000 I was with them the whole time.
00:17:40.000 We had loads of fun. No, they kept me company.
00:17:42.000 No, because you're recording this like a week before they'll see it.
00:17:46.000 Nah. You guys were with me the whole time.
00:17:48.000 You guys know it. Best episode ever.
00:17:49.000 And they're going to comment and want loop confidential.
00:17:57.000 It's not. So why did I get called in here?
00:17:59.000 So now it's emergency means again.
00:18:00.000 It's this. Same old story.
00:18:03.000 I came back from supercars driving through the mountain.
00:18:06.000 Well, actually, this emergency means is very important because I actually have something very important to tell you about.
00:18:09.000 This is not a joke. This is actually a supercar.
00:18:11.000 What has happened is...
00:18:14.000 I got called Morpheus along.
00:18:20.000 I get called Morpheus all the time in my DMs because I'm trying to wake people up.
00:18:24.000 If the Matrix is real and you are watching this video, I am Morpheus.
00:18:27.000 I am the guy trying to wake you up from slavery.
00:18:30.000 I get messages all the time.
00:18:32.000 And the most common message I get from people is, Hey Tate, you know, once I've paid my mortgage off, I think I'll be in a position where I feel more financially free.
00:18:40.000 I feel like, you know what I need?
00:18:42.000 I need a weapon. I'm through the screen.
00:18:44.000 I can... If you want to get rich, find somebody who's rich and start training to get rich right here, right here. This is a brand new way anybody can make money, even if you only have 50 bucks.
00:19:06.000 I guarantee you will make money with this system.
00:19:08.000 Hold on tight, we're about to get rich.
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