Tate Speech


BANKRUPTING LAS VEGAS | Tate Confidential Ep. 92


Summary

We're drinking from a balcony in Vegas and we're drunk as fuuuuck. We talk about gambling and how much money we're making on Dogecoin and a whole lot more. We don't even have a theme song for this episode, we're just drinking and talking about random stuff and it's a good one. If you're not a gambler, you're in for a treat, because we've got you covered. We're drinking vodka and talking gambling and we don't have any idea what we're doing, but we're drinking it anyway, so let's toast to that. Cheers! Also, we have a new segment called "Big School" where we talk about our favorite movies and tv shows from the 80's and 90's and talk about what's going on in the world of Big School. Big School is hosted by Luke and Andrew and they're here to bring you the funniest, funniest and most entertaining podcast you'll ever listen to. Just pay the 2.95 postage and we'll take care of you. Thanks to our sponsor, VaynerMedia. Thank you so much for sponsoring this podcast. Don't forget to rate, review, subscribe, and tell a friend about this podcast and/or tell us what you think about it on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you're listening to this podcast! Enjoy! XOXO, Big School, Luke, Andrew, Chad, and Luke. xoxo XO, Luke - Big School - BigSchool, Bigschool, Big school, and Big School - xOz, and BigSchool - xo, BigSchool. - Luke, Luke and Luke - Thank you for sponsoring the podcast? Luke, I'm so excited to have you here! - I hope you enjoy this podcast, thank you for listening and supporting the podcast, I really appreciate it so much. Big School and I'm looking forward to hearing from you! Love ya! - Luke and I'll send you back to Big School in the next episode of BigSchool - thank you, big school. Xo, Paul, Paul and Jordan - Paul, Jake, - XO - Jake, Jaxon, JUICY, Jeezy, JJJ, and Jordan, JB, and much more! - MRS.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm gonna tell you a secret, Luke.
00:00:07.000 I'll kick the motherfucking fuck out of you.
00:00:10.000 What's up?
00:00:11.000 Good show man, what's happening?
00:00:13.000 Good show man, what's happening?
00:00:24.000 They call it a chick party.
00:00:30.000 I'm gonna kick your ass.
00:00:32.000 How much money do you want?
00:00:41.000 Eight thousand dollars.
00:00:43.000 You can't film on casino floors.
00:00:46.000 No one's gonna believe it.
00:00:48.000 Yeah, you can't film on casino floors.
00:00:49.000 We've been winning so much money.
00:00:51.000 So much money we can't film it.
00:00:54.000 Not as much as I made on Doge yesterday, though.
00:00:56.000 That's true. Jonathan, take confidential.
00:00:59.000 Welcome to Jonathan. He's the king of Dogecoin.
00:01:01.000 Yeah. He made thousands of dollars fucking around with Dogecoin yesterday.
00:01:05.000 I bought in this morning.
00:01:06.000 I'm four grand down. Thanks.
00:01:08.000 Nice. Admit you want this vodka, Luke.
00:01:11.000 I don't. Why not?
00:01:13.000 We're on a balcony overlooking Vegas.
00:01:15.000 We're making thousands and thousands of dollars.
00:01:17.000 For no reason. No work.
00:01:19.000 We're already super lucky.
00:01:20.000 We already have all the best cars in the world.
00:01:22.000 We're already extremely handsome, extremely good looking.
00:01:24.000 And now the universe gives us, on top of that, unlimited gambling luck.
00:01:28.000 For that reason, you're not going to toast to that.
00:01:30.000 We're going to do a shot from the balcony in Vegas.
00:01:33.000 How about this, Lou? Just the one.
00:01:36.000 I know how this ends. Just the one.
00:01:38.000 Cheers.
00:01:41.000 High stakes.
00:01:45.000 High stakes.
00:01:48.000 Cheers.
00:02:13.000 How'd you get it?
00:02:14.000 Gamblin!
00:02:15.000 Whatever.
00:02:16.000 Hey Luke.
00:02:20.000 Yeah? What's your glass full?
00:02:23.000 I'm the Chad Boozer.
00:02:25.000 You're the Virgin Sip Slower.
00:02:28.000 We brought some news for you.
00:02:30.000 I've got some booze for ya. Here, drink it.
00:02:33.000 Drink it. And you two.
00:02:38.000 Cheers. Let's cheers more beers.
00:02:45.000 I know when to insist and when not to insist.
00:02:47.000 I like it too much.
00:02:49.000 It's weird because if I drink then all my hypnosis doesn't work.
00:02:51.000 I'm like, I'm not strong.
00:02:53.000 This is fake.
00:02:55.000 I love it.
00:02:57.000 I don't know what you Americans think but you do realize that Voldemortians are sharks, don't you?
00:03:01.000 Now I do.
00:03:03.000 Welcome to Big School.
00:03:05.000 Look guys, I'm sorry.
00:03:07.000 You're welcome.
00:03:09.000 Woo!
00:03:13.000 You are a ruined show.
00:03:15.000 We're gonna sit here talking all night and we're gonna go fucking gamble.
00:03:20.000 Let's fucking go!
00:03:24.000 Are we gamblers? Where's your mask?
00:03:27.000 What do you eat, mask? Mask.
00:03:29.000 What? What do you mean, mask?
00:03:31.000 No, it just tastes really good. Let me tell you a secret, dude.
00:03:35.000 I'll kick the motherfucking fuck out of you.
00:03:37.000 So, all the girls I know love those ones, but that's...
00:03:40.000 Ready? Woo!
00:03:43.000 Woo! Woo! Money isn't real.
00:04:00.000 None of this is real.
00:04:02.000 This is just...
00:04:03.000 It's free! It's free!
00:04:05.000 What do you mean free? Free money.
00:04:07.000 Lose it all. Lose it all.
00:04:14.000 Andrew I know you said money isn't real but I'm getting fucked You're a bitch! I'm playing $50.00.
00:04:27.000 You're a bitch! Money isn't real but I'm getting fucked.
00:04:33.000 You're a bitch! I'm playing $50.00.
00:04:45.000 I have $1,500.
00:04:48.000 I'm a fucking millionaire.
00:04:53.000 This is...
00:05:00.000 I won a thousand dollars when I give him my money.
00:05:02.000 I know. This motherfucker won 10 grand so I kick him out.
00:05:05.000 Yeah. You're not allowed to win.
00:05:07.000 All he did was win. Not allowed to win.
00:05:09.000 Nope. Not allowed. Not here.
00:05:10.000 Not here. They make their money by not winning.
00:05:14.000 No, I win a thousand. Listen, my friend, where are you from?
00:05:17.000 Georgia. Georgia.
00:05:20.000 Georgia. The country Georgia, right?
00:05:22.000 What's the capital of Georgia?
00:05:24.000 Fucking Tbilisi. Jordan.
00:05:26.000 Jordan. Jordan. What's the capital of Jordan?
00:05:28.000 Amman? Amman.
00:05:29.000 I know my brother.
00:05:30.000 I've been around the world. I know.
00:05:32.000 Listen, let me tell you something. Don't gamble in here.
00:05:34.000 They're motherfuckers. I win $1,500.
00:05:38.000 It's not even a lot of money.
00:05:39.000 It's not millions. Will not change your life, no?
00:05:42.000 They start saying to me, we cannot give you the money.
00:05:45.000 We must take away 30%.
00:05:46.000 Taxes.
00:05:48.000 They leave me one hour waiting by the machine.
00:05:50.000 One hour. I sit there. One hour.
00:05:52.000 The manager will come. Try and tell me not to take the money.
00:05:55.000 Blah, blah. For $1,000!
00:05:59.000 Unbelievable. Yep.
00:06:01.000 Fucking joke. Yeah, for real.
00:06:04.000 For real. For real. Yep. I said, I said, I, I said, I, and yesterday in the calls for Paul and I went out 10,000.
00:06:08.000 No problem. I went 1,000 here.
00:06:10.000 You make me wait one hour. Fucking amateurs.
00:06:13.000 Idiots. He said, well, guess what?
00:06:18.000 We're going to do the same shit again tonight.
00:06:21.000 Why are we supposed to be Andrew here?
00:06:23.000 I don't know. Which, what's his number?
00:06:25.000 I don't know. You don't know?
00:06:28.000 Terminal velocity. What?
00:06:34.000 So you've just assassinated somebody.
00:06:38.000 I'm the luckiest man on the planet.
00:06:40.000 I can't think of a time in my life I've ever been unlucky.
00:06:43.000 I can see the future.
00:06:47.000 So what I'm going to do is use my powers on a roulette wheel to see the number that's going to come.
00:06:51.000 To guarantee, no one's ever thought of this, to guarantee I always win.
00:06:55.000 Because I've always found the best system with roulette is to bet heavily on the number that's next going to show up.
00:07:02.000 Yeah, people don't do that. People don't do that.
00:07:03.000 They bet on all the numbers. If you bet on the number that's going to come, then you win.
00:07:07.000 And you're rich. Exactly.
00:07:08.000 Shit. Think outside the fucking box, Uke.
00:07:11.000 Welcome to the real world.
00:07:13.000 I think Uke needs a Grey Goose vodka, doesn't he?
00:07:15.000 How much is this? Like $40?
00:07:17.000 $40. Doesn't matter.
00:07:19.000 We're about to spit it up and gamble.
00:07:20.000 Welcome to Las fucking Vegas.
00:07:22.000 And let me tell you something. We have to keep a clear head, right?
00:07:24.000 We're drinking and we're gambling.
00:07:26.000 Clear head. Just the one shot.
00:07:28.000 Just the one. Just the one.
00:07:30.000 Is it actually just the one? Just the one, Luke.
00:07:32.000 just the one. Let's gamble.
00:07:35.000 I'm going to throw the ball, spin it up. Woo! That's what I'm talking about.
00:07:42.000 Turn the box, spin it up.
00:07:44.000 Woo!
00:07:46.000 Tristan, why aren't you using your powers?
00:07:48.000 I don't. Why are you putting on the wrong ones?
00:07:54.000 Tristan, you're losing all our money.
00:07:57.000 I'm losing my own money.
00:07:58.000 But I'm rich, it's fine.
00:08:03.000 Wait, Andrew, the system isn't working.
00:08:05.000 It's not working. I'm down 900 gold.
00:08:08.000 I just told him to do the ball that the number is going to go on.
00:08:11.000 Wait So he's winning Don't be gambling if you win Sign it up. That's the thing is it this Russian girl just said that the machines with buffaloes are good luck And you know what they say? Always trust Russians.
00:08:34.000 Spin it up! Where's the buffalo?
00:08:36.000 It changed. Time to gamble.
00:08:41.000 Boom! Gambling!
00:08:44.000 This didn't activate.
00:08:46.000 We needed this to land to get the real big...
00:08:50.000 Give me money, Luke. It's called the cash machine.
00:08:52.000 Give me some cash. Give me cash.
00:08:54.000 Give me cash. Yeah.
00:08:56.000 Spin it up. I don't have much cash.
00:08:58.000 We're gambling, Luke. Give us your money.
00:09:00.000 Now listen. Unless you're winning, it's not gambling.
00:09:04.000 As we say in the... In the cash machine.
00:09:06.000 Cash machine. Let's gamble.
00:09:11.000 More cash. It was $50 a spin.
00:09:15.000 Yeah, give me more cash.
00:09:18.000 What you do is you take the money out of the machine, put it back in for cyclical gambling.
00:09:25.000 Cyclical gambling. Give me more cash.
00:09:28.000 We can't spin it up unless you give me cash.
00:09:32.000 Please, some cash. I'll give you all my money and you lose it in two spins.
00:09:35.000 Two spins? I'll fucking...
00:09:37.000 Can we do $100 spins?
00:09:39.000 Here, up at this bit.
00:09:41.000 I thought it was supposed to be the cash machine.
00:09:43.000 Yeah, it takes your cash.
00:09:45.000 No, you guys told me I'd get cash.
00:09:48.000 Woo, $50 spin, let's gamble.
00:09:51.000 It's $50 spin, let's gamble.
00:09:55.000 Okay. More money, Luke. More money.
00:09:57.000 More cash. It eats my- Hand the cash over, loser!
00:10:03.000 They know how gambling works. They know how gambling works.
00:10:06.000 Here, just have all of it.
00:10:07.000 The more you gamble, the bigger you win.
00:10:09.000 I give up. Scientific fact.
00:10:11.000 Welcome to big school.
00:10:13.000 Where's the money? The cash machine has taken all our cash.
00:10:17.000 Show me the money Luke.
00:10:19.000 Do you know why this strip is empty?
00:10:26.000 Because Luke's not wearing a space suit.
00:10:29.000 What do you mean, space suit?
00:10:31.000 When's the last time you wear a space suit, Luke?
00:10:33.000 Well? Are you in outer space?
00:10:35.000 No. Why is Luke not wearing a space suit again?
00:10:38.000 Again? No wonder the strip's fucking empty.
00:10:41.000 Nothing to do with COVID. You're not wearing your fucking space suit.
00:10:44.000 Dork. Unbelievable.
00:10:47.000 We're just losing money.
00:10:50.000 Guys, look up, look up.
00:10:52.000 I didn't know where we were fucking going, you cunt.
00:10:55.000 You don't know what to fucking do.
00:10:57.000 He doesn't wear his fucking spacesuit.
00:10:58.000 He's fucking Taco Bell! I'm not hungry.
00:11:01.000 Can we just go and gamble and drink, please?
00:11:03.000 Seriously. All the times Tristan ordered Taco Bell.
00:11:07.000 We'll get the best Taco Bell in the world.
00:11:09.000 The best Taco Bell.
00:11:10.000 Fuck you guys. I'm going to taco crazy.
00:11:12.000 It's going to be a taco bonanza.
00:11:14.000 Good!
00:11:15.000 I win!
00:11:16.000 I win!
00:11:17.000 Who doesn't have a spacesuit?
00:11:18.000 Woo!
00:11:19.000 I win!
00:11:20.000 I win!
00:11:22.000 Who doesn't have a spacesuit?
00:11:24.000 Oh my god!
00:11:25.000 Can we? A party?
00:11:30.000 A party where? What kind of party?
00:11:34.000 What kind of party?
00:11:35.000 You say it's a party. A party where?
00:11:37.000 I got this, man. I got a bunch of food.
00:11:39.000 Back in the corner. Top, top, top, top, top.
00:11:42.000 What do you want? As long as it's all heterosexual, I'm down.
00:11:46.000 I'm coming to your party. We're going to this guy's party.
00:11:49.000 Let's do it. Dice it up!
00:11:52.000 Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:11:55.000 More!
00:11:56.000 You betcha I'm gonna hit a one!
00:11:58.000 You betcha I'm gonna hit a one!
00:12:00.000 Ooooooh!
00:12:02.000 Yeeeeeeeah!
00:12:06.000 Woo!
00:12:08.000 Woohoo!
00:12:09.000 That's your money!
00:12:12.000 I'm out!
00:12:14.000 I'm out! You gave up!
00:12:18.000 Well, I thought you did take on my money.
00:12:21.000 I gave up because I ran out of cash.
00:12:24.000 What's the roll of stuff?
00:12:26.000 I need to roll. You roll it.
00:12:29.000 I have to touch another surface.
00:12:34.000 Can't only touch four. Don't worry.
00:12:47.000 Don't worry. That's like keto, man.
00:12:49.000 It's going to be a six. What's this?
00:12:51.000 Super roll. Anyone else?
00:12:59.000 Fuck it. I'll be in.
00:13:03.000 What's wrong with me? Let's go.
00:13:08.000 Let's go!
00:13:10.000 Three!
00:13:16.000 Woo!
00:13:20.000 Anyone else want for anymore?
00:13:22.000 anymore.
00:13:23.000 Side baits up there. Me?
00:13:26.000 Let's go! Let's go!
00:13:30.000 Woo! Let's gamble!
00:13:35.000 I'm sorry.
00:13:37.000 Me and my friend in this organization are insane.
00:13:40.000 I'll take it.
00:13:42.000 I'm starting to find it.
00:13:44.000 It's good.
00:13:46.000 It's all in there.
00:13:48.000 Off the patio door.
00:13:50.000 It's a four.
00:13:52.000 It's a five.
00:13:54.000 Whoa!
00:13:56.000 Go away!
00:13:58.000 Go away!
00:14:00.000 All right.
00:14:08.000 Brownie to Corn Dogs.
00:14:10.000 Because I'm a G. I'm here at the War Room Summit in Las Vegas, Nevada.
00:14:14.000 Got 50 men here. We're all talking about making money.
00:14:16.000 Over 10 of these men are multimillionaires.
00:14:19.000 A lot of men are huge into crypto.
00:14:20.000 We're here while this whole GameStop thing's going on.
00:14:22.000 And we're analyzing it right now in real time.
00:14:24.000 Let me tell you something. These people are fucking criminal.
00:14:26.000 They're criminal! They suspended trading so no one can buy, leaving you with no option but to sell, then doubled down on their shorts to make sure that as the price slowly drops to make all their fucking money back.
00:14:38.000 These are the people who have had their fucking boot on the neck of the average American, the average person on this planet for fucking years.
00:14:45.000 They're criminals! It doesn't matter whether you're a Republican, Democrat, Liberal, Conservative, it doesn't matter.
00:14:51.000 These people will fuck you just the same.
00:14:54.000 They will destroy your life just the same remorselessly.
00:14:57.000 They don't give a fuck as they manipulate markets and play the game and destroy you.
00:15:00.000 They will wipe you out.
00:15:02.000 Let me explain something. I've been broke.
00:15:04.000 I'm rich now. Most of you here, you've been broke.
00:15:07.000 We know how to survive.
00:15:08.000 Worst case, we'll get a can of beans and watch some TV. A new paycheck will come.
00:15:12.000 These people have never been broke.
00:15:14.000 We break them, their whole world will shatter.
00:15:17.000 You don't need a few of their shitty fucking dollars.
00:15:20.000 Don't sell for a few crap dollars that they just print at random.
00:15:23.000 Diamond hands.
00:15:24.000 Don't give in. We're still gonna win this.
00:15:28.000 Fuck them. Because, you know, I'm not actually that guy, but...
00:15:33.000 Yeah, that's what we're betting.
00:15:39.000 Do a big side bet.
00:15:54.000 Out bad, the best.
00:15:58.000 Hey, wait, I brought a little something.
00:16:01.000 Woo!
00:16:04.000 Woo!
00:16:06.000 That's right, bitch! You're welcome to Aikido, bitch!
00:16:10.000 You want to fight? I got it!
00:16:12.000 I've got hands on my legs!
00:16:13.000 You ready? You ready to beat?
00:16:15.000 Woo! I don't think you're ready!
00:16:18.000 I'm sorry, but this is horrible.
00:16:19.000 No, but I do have one. It's right here.
00:16:21.000 Woo! That's right, bitch!
00:16:29.000 That's right, bitch! Woo!
00:16:31.000 Welcome to the big school, nigga!
00:16:32.000 That's what you get! You gotta sleep!
00:16:34.000 Welcome to comfortable school!
00:16:36.000 You want Aikido? You want Aikido?
00:16:38.000 You want hands? You want Aikido?
00:16:40.000 You want Aikido? You want hands? Shit, I got it!
00:16:42.000 I got a few right here!
00:16:43.000 It's right here! I've been able to pull like 10 times.
00:16:57.000 You can't push me and I don't care.
00:16:59.000 I'm gonna burn. All right.
00:17:07.000 That's three.
00:17:09.000 These dice don't feel right.
00:17:11.000 Let's go dice.
00:17:13.000 One!
00:17:15.000 Two!
00:17:17.000 Let's gamble!
00:17:19.000 Straighten up! Let's gamble!
00:17:21.000 Let's gamble! Let's gamble! Let's gamble!
00:17:23.000 Let's gamble! You know what? I swear it's not gold on my hand.
00:17:25.000 I don't want to throw anyone in the pool anymore.
00:17:27.000 We're done. We're done.
00:17:34.000 We're done. We had our fun.
00:17:37.000 We threw everyone in. Now we get to big games.
00:17:41.000 I'll go. Where's the dice?
00:18:06.000 Where's the moves? Let's do it!
00:18:09.000 Spin it up!
00:18:10.000 Let's gamble! Let's gamble!
00:18:13.000 Where's the moves?
00:18:15.000 Three! Two!
00:18:17.000 Two! One!
00:18:18.000 One, one, one, one.
00:18:20.000 Fuck!
00:18:22.000 Six.
00:18:24.000 Again.
00:18:26.000 I did.
00:18:28.000 Five.
00:18:30.000 I'll go.
00:18:32.000 Why haven't you lost yet?
00:18:34.000 I did it at six, like seven hours ago.
00:18:36.000 Ooh.
00:18:38.000 Four.
00:18:40.000 Five.
00:18:42.000 Again.
00:18:44.000 Six.
00:18:46.000 Woo! Let's go!
00:18:48.000 Double the back! All right, again, again.
00:19:05.000 That was sick!
00:19:23.000 All right. Awesome, man.