Tate Speech - October 29, 2023


BATMOBILE BADNESS


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

145.38461

Word Count

1,071

Sentence Count

158

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

It's been 5 days since I bought a new car, and I'm feeling a bit broke. So I decided to get something a little more sensible... a 4WD, 4-wheel drive car for the winter... a Maserati MC20. But then the police come and take all my cars back. Will I ever get them back? Or will I have to go to jail again? And how much will it cost to get them all back? And will it be worth it? We'll find out the answer to all these questions and more in this episode of Behind The Bricks! Featuring a new segment called The Batmobile, where we get to meet the man in charge of the Batmobile and find out what he's been up to since the last episode. And of course, there's a quiz from Curtdizzle too! Enjoy, enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! P.S. Please don't forget to rate, review and subscribe to the podcast if you like what you've been listening to this podcast. We'll be looking out for the next episode next week, so you won't want to miss it! 5 stars is much appreciated and much appreciated! XOXO, your support is greatly appreciated and really helps keep us on track with our podcasting efforts. Love ya'll! xoxo, Ben & Gave us a shoutout! - Ben and Gretta - P.B. - The Crew Ben & Greta, P.E. & G.A. G & G - R. Ben and Bailey - A. ( ) G. (A. ( ) - J. (S. (P) (B) & G (A) (C. (C) (A). (A.) (C.) (R. (R.) (B). (B.) (S) (B. (M.) (D. (V) ) (E. (D) (E.) (R) (C). (R). (P. (I) ( ) ) ) ( ) (S.) ( ) & B. (T. (E). (E) (M. (F) (P.) (A., B. & G) (V). (C ) (R), B. B (A ) (P). )


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So you told me we're going to pick up a car.
00:00:01.000 Obviously, I've been gone for a month.
00:00:02.000 I have no idea what car we're getting.
00:00:03.000 What did you get? Well, I replaced the 765 and the GT4 with my spare ones.
00:00:10.000 So obviously, I have spare ones.
00:00:12.000 Okay. And then I bought a Maserati MC20, what, like five days ago, I think?
00:00:17.000 So it's been ages, bro.
00:00:19.000 Who likes Maserati?
00:00:22.000 Not really me, to be honest.
00:00:23.000 I test drove it.
00:00:24.000 I wasn't all that impressed.
00:00:26.000 Well, let's go see it. Five days.
00:00:30.000 Since I got a new supercar, so I started to feel poor.
00:00:33.000 Five days, and you've not gotten a new supercar in five days.
00:00:37.000 Do you know what I mean? Kind of.
00:00:39.000 So I started to feel a bit broke, so it's nearly been a week.
00:00:42.000 Oh my gosh. I know, exactly.
00:00:44.000 It's been five days since I bought a stick of gum.
00:00:48.000 So I had to take drastic action to make something happen.
00:00:52.000 Okay, I'm here for it.
00:00:54.000 Are we going to tear up the streets at least?
00:00:57.000 Well, it's coming through the winter, so I had to make a sensible decision.
00:00:59.000 So I decided to get, you know, something four-wheel drive, something calm, something sensible.
00:01:07.000 Okay. Only 1,000 horsepower.
00:01:09.000 Only. Only. It'll do.
00:01:12.000 Hybrid, so it's good for the environment.
00:01:15.000 Because we are environmentalists now.
00:01:16.000 Oh, completely, yeah. And Greta and I, we're like this.
00:01:20.000 So, uh... Let's go check it out.
00:01:22.000 I think I've done the right thing. Hello, sir.
00:01:26.000 Hello. How are you?
00:01:28.000 Fine, and you? Same old.
00:01:30.000 Nice to meet you. Good evening.
00:01:35.000 Here she is. Here she is.
00:01:38.000 My very sensible, hybrid, four-wheel-drive car for the winter, you know?
00:01:44.000 Yeah. I wonder if I'll ever get the 15 cars the police took from me back.
00:01:52.000 Because I'm a human trafficker.
00:01:54.000 I'm fucking balls. I think you should get 16.
00:01:56.000 One-up them. I mean, I could replace them all tomorrow.
00:02:02.000 But when are we gonna get the original ones back?
00:02:04.000 We're gonna find out. This saga's certainly been interesting.
00:02:08.000 Jail's certainly been an interesting experience.
00:02:11.000 Anything that's difficult is certainly teaching.
00:02:15.000 I don't believe that people learn things the easy way.
00:02:17.000 I think you only learn things the hard way in life.
00:02:20.000 In life, we all go through life and bad things almost happen all the time and none of us make any changes to our life at all until something bad actually happens.
00:02:29.000 So, jail was good.
00:02:31.000 Having all my stuff taken from me was good.
00:02:32.000 Having all my wealth taken was good.
00:02:34.000 All my wealth, please.
00:02:36.000 I apologize. They tried.
00:02:38.000 But, you know, the lessons were interesting.
00:02:42.000 Now I just buy all the cars again.
00:02:44.000 How much is it to replace all the cars?
00:02:45.000 Nine million? Chump change.
00:02:47.000 Bang. Buy the diamond watches again.
00:02:49.000 A few million. Money's not real.
00:02:52.000 Money's not real, but I'm just wondering if I'll get all my things back.
00:02:54.000 We'll see one day. Even if you do get it all back, doubles better, always.
00:03:00.000 Completely, yeah. Yeah. I'll have to find a bigger house to park them on.
00:03:05.000 I guess. Alright, so we're getting a Ferrari now, because I thought this was the Maserati with the body kit.
00:03:11.000 No, this is a Ferrari. Maserati's already come, and then I'm installing a body kit and a race exhaust.
00:03:14.000 That's a way. That'll be back tomorrow, I think.
00:03:16.000 Okay. But like I said, it had been five days since I bought a new car, so I felt broke, so we got one.
00:03:22.000 Felt for. 1,000 horsepower?
00:03:24.000 Electric? Think of the environment, Bailey.
00:03:28.000 Duh. Do you know what that is?
00:03:30.000 What? A Ferrari SF90. SF? Super fast?
00:03:35.000 I don't know. I guess.
00:03:37.000 It's gotta be. It's gotta stand for something.
00:03:43.000 It is beautiful. Looks like the Batmobile.
00:03:45.000 It will be the Batmobile. Because I'm going to Batmobile it out even further.
00:03:49.000 I'm going to put a carbon body kit on it.
00:03:51.000 Matte black PPF. It's going to be matte black and tinted windows.
00:03:53.000 It'll be like the Batmobile. The police are going to assault me and they'll be so angry.
00:03:56.000 How'd you get another car? We took all your cars.
00:03:57.000 Why are you in the Batmobile? I thought you were supposed to be in jail.
00:03:58.000 Why are you Batman?
00:04:00.000 Ha ha ha ha Pretty Pretty We do a little bit of work on it We're going to make it even more backwards on your list, but it's perfect.
00:04:30.000 You'll be driving through the mountains late at night.
00:04:32.000 It'll be a dark night. You'll be driving in your normal car, and then something will overtake you.
00:04:37.000 You'll be like, what the? What was that?
00:04:39.000 And it'll be me in this, pitch black.
00:04:41.000 Yeah. Looks super cozy.
00:05:01.000 Yeah, it's got race harness for seatbelts, which annoys me.
00:05:04.000 I want a normal seatbelts.
00:05:05.000 I don't know if it has normal seatbelts at all.
00:05:10.000 Oh well. Verano package.
00:05:15.000 I don't know what that means. Just ordered it.
00:05:18.000 Carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon.
00:05:20.000 Every order. You just tick everything on the order box.
00:05:21.000 Always. Of course. What do you want in your car?
00:05:25.000 Everything. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
00:05:26.000 Give me everything. I must have accidentally ticked race harnesses instead of normal seatbelts, but...
00:05:31.000 That's the price you pay for going fast.
00:05:35.000 The price you pay for just ticking every box on the fucking configurator, isn't it?
00:05:40.000 Good to meet you.
00:05:43.000 Good to meet you. Thank you.
00:05:45.000 Bye-bye. Bye. The seat back because my legs are so long because I'm so tall and fucking sexy.
00:05:53.000 Alright, so we're in electric mode because we care about the environment.
00:05:57.000 See that? Nice electric car.
00:06:01.000 Nothing crazy. Like you said, good for the environment.
00:06:06.000 Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what any of these buttons do.
00:06:12.000 Ah, oops. I put the engine on.
00:06:14.000 Sorry. Come on now, think about the turtles.
00:06:22.000 The turtles. Turtles never paid my rent.
00:06:27.000 Oh yeah, anyway.
00:06:29.000 Make a face, I'm winning.
00:06:31.000 I'll take it out and see what you can do.
00:06:33.000 You know?
00:06:51.000 You know?
00:06:53.000 Yeah!
00:07:01.000 I'm a good boy, I'm a dog.
00:07:03.000 Just move with it, move with it.
00:07:05.000 Move, move your foot, move your hip.
00:07:07.000 I'm a king and a meek and laddie.
00:07:09.000 I choose a slave.
00:07:11.000 I'm a good boy.
00:07:12.000 You think she's gonna sound fire?
00:07:14.000 I hope so. Me too.
00:07:17.000 Me too. I'll show you climate change.