Tate Speech - October 27, 2023


Real Life Mario Kart Massacre | Tate Confidential Ep 193


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

102.4025

Word Count

1,094

Sentence Count

151

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

The boys are back with a new episode, and this time, it's all about Mario Kart. We have a new driver, and a new team, and we're racing against each other to see who will win the day. It's a doosey one, and it's going to be a good one. Featuring: , , and . . . Also, we have a special guest on the show this week, and he's not a bad one at all! We don't know who he is yet, but we know he's pretty good at what he does, and that's pretty much all we need to know about him to know that he's good at Mario Kart, because he's been in the game for a long time, and has a lot of experience in Mario Kart and other forms of Karting, so we're excited to see what he has to say about it. Also, the boys talk about their favorite Mario Kart games, and how they're going to beat each other in the next Mario Kart World Championship, which is coming soon, so stay tuned for that! (Sorry about the audio quality, we're still working on that) and we hope you enjoy the episode. We'll be back next week with another new episode next week, we'll see you next week! xoxo. -The boys -PSA to everyone else! -Your Hosts: Ben, Andrew, Henry, and Ben Ben: Ben: Henry: Andrew: Jake: Chacho: Rory: Cheep: Jack: Ian: Alex: Kade: Danny: Garth: AK: Riley: Emma: Cassie: Keegan: Luke: Sam: EJ: Patrick: Bobby: Austin: James: Evan: Chad: Justin: C: Brandon: Daniel: Kyle: Thanks to: Michael: David: John: Mike: : Will: Tyler: Dan: Caravans: Jason: - Cassi: Can you tell me what you think of this episode? - What do you think about it? Is it good or bad? Can it be better than the other one? Will it be any good? Thanks for listening?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You drive past my scheme before you reach Yardy scheme.
00:00:03.000 My scheme name nitty-gritty.
00:00:05.000 Ask Yardy. Yardy can tell you.
00:00:08.000 My scheme, different scheme.
00:00:10.000 My scheme, guns them up.
00:00:13.000 We have all kind of things, Mujee.
00:00:15.000 We have Bertha, we have Cheep Black, we have Rogue, we have Logo, we have 9X, we have 45, we have all type of things, dawg.
00:00:23.000 We have AK. I'm gonna smoke all of you!
00:01:05.000 I'm gonna smoke all of you!
00:01:07.000 It's revenge time on Andrew today.
00:01:08.000 Without disrespect to anybody, I'm the best driver, I'm gonna win.
00:01:12.000 Yeah, but what can you do when the TEAM! What if I enter my name as Rory and drive her?
00:01:18.000 Very so. I'm coming last.
00:01:22.000 Then Rory loses. I'm female.
00:01:25.000 I'm going to go try this out and see where it works.
00:01:26.000 I'm female. Actually, no.
00:01:31.000 I'm going to be other. Cell phone.
00:01:36.000 Female. Rory.
00:01:39.000 It doesn't believe I'm born in 1900.
00:01:41.000 What? Are you not allowed to be immortal?
00:01:43.000 Do you know what I mean? What do you identify as?
00:01:51.000 Other. Top G is concept, which is non-binary.
00:01:59.000 Spectrum of coolness. So for full speed you have to be on your own?
00:02:15.000 Yes. You can't race with everyone?
00:02:17.000 No. We've never done that before.
00:02:20.000 You can admit it's mine or you can't use it.
00:02:22.000 You admit the light is mine.
00:02:26.000 Yeah, can I use the light, please?
00:02:28.000 It looks very light for my one.
00:02:30.000 It does. I've got two of these.
00:02:37.000 He doesn't have two of those, Andrew.
00:02:39.000 No, no, no. He's made that up.
00:02:40.000 Yeah, he does. I saw him.
00:02:43.000 You're a liar and a charlatan.
00:02:45.000 This entire time I'll take on potential you've been nothing but trying to pretend something you're not.
00:02:48.000 Yeah. You're a piece of shit.
00:02:49.000 You're a loser. You cried in jail and you're short.
00:02:56.000 You cried in jail and you're short.
00:02:59.000 I was happier in jail than I am here.
00:03:01.000 Didn't have these cunts around me.
00:03:03.000 It was great.
00:03:04.000 That's a relaxing break.
00:03:07.000 Decaught Hall today.
00:03:10.000 Decaught Hilton now.
00:03:12.000 Any predictions for today?
00:03:13.000 Anything.
00:03:15.000 Any predictions? I'm an excellent driver and I'm going to be slightly slower than other people because I'm heavier and go-karts matter when you're heavy.
00:03:22.000 My prediction is, Andrew is fucked.
00:03:25.000 Because we have a plan as a team.
00:03:28.000 Team! Team!
00:03:31.000 I'm going to win. Team!
00:03:32.000 I'm going to win. I know you like to drive around your fancy McLarens and Porsches and Bugattis, but I am the Mario Kart Champion.
00:03:42.000 And go-karts are different from your fancy cars.
00:03:45.000 Yeah, you have a new threat.
00:03:48.000 We played real life Super Smash Brothers.
00:03:50.000 And I beat the shit out of you.
00:03:51.000 You did. And I'll beat the shit out of you in real life Mario Kart.
00:03:53.000 I live in the real world, friend.
00:03:55.000 We will see, sir. We will see.
00:03:58.000 Henry's actually never driven a supercar in his life.
00:03:59.000 Those are all CGI, the deep fates, AI. He's a charlatan, and a liar, and a fraud.
00:04:06.000 I fucked up the laser tag yesterday.
00:04:08.000 I'll be coming behind you, so don't worry.
00:04:10.000 He's gonna hate me. He's gonna hate me for this.
00:04:30.000 You put it out of the box.
00:04:32.000 I'm gonna spin him out.
00:04:34.000 I'm going to spin him out.
00:04:37.000 Andrew thinks he's going to be nice and professional and he's just going to have this terrorist on the track.
00:04:43.000 It's going to be good. Pure chaos.
00:04:44.000 Pure chaos, bro. I'm just going to rear end him.
00:04:47.000 I'm going to take him out. It's going to be good.
00:04:49.000 Good.
00:04:50.000 Trust me.
00:04:50.000 Fart sound.
00:04:56.000 The
00:05:26.000 person. Yo, Dallas. Yo, chemist.
00:05:33.000 my gun with long rise, dress up clean like semi-yago bob ties, she ca squeeze shot fly man a cap size, boy get a 3-piece meal with the hot fries, we lock the place from Brooklyn to Brownside, gun pon the downside, boy off your chat wise, anywhere me gun me roll with the android shot fly, left you in a hole with your hand tied, violate my dogs dem a landslide, we left a bum inna your yard a your mom ride, my killer dem dark like all guide people, we killa with a...
00:05:59.000 no we not shot... excuses excuses... Bailey just made video so I'm last... where do we get the laptop? Android...
00:06:10.000 This is why I hate go-karts, because I'm always a couple seconds behind, but I'm fucking 15 kilos heavier.
00:06:16.000 It's bullshit. Go-karts matter when you're heavy.
00:06:19.000 If I was 93 kilos, there'd be four or five seconds off that time.
00:06:24.000 Who's the winner? I won the qualifying.
00:06:27.000 Rory won this one. Again, another race.
00:06:29.000 Rory, you said you would win.
00:06:31.000 Look, I promised you. I'm not one to let people down.
00:06:33.000 I won the qualifying. Then I wanted to go last to overtake everyone.
00:06:36.000 So they kept holding me up, overtaking them all.
00:06:38.000 So now me and Rory have to be for real.
00:06:39.000 Woo! So Rory and Andrew race off.
00:06:42.000 Yes. Lean into the barrier.
00:06:44.000 Like, this guy got hit and it's like, boom!
00:06:47.000 Helmet went all over the place. I saw that.
00:06:48.000 Yeah, I did. Sorry, bro.
00:06:50.000 That was you. Oh my god!
00:06:57.000 It took me out!
00:06:59.000 Out! And then I was like, I was in a little spilling and someone else went past me and that was me.
00:07:04.000 It's done. Alex!
00:07:08.000 My ribs are fast.
00:07:11.000 What happened to your ribs?
00:07:13.000 I banish in Nagel.
00:07:19.000 But I took five.
00:07:24.000 The fifth place.
00:07:28.000 The day record.
00:07:36.000 That's what we've got to beat. 101.742.
00:07:41.000 I think I can beat it. So Roy is currently the champion.
00:07:47.000 In fairness, Andrew started at the back, so I think me and Andrew need to start together and see what happens.
00:07:52.000 But 101.742 is a good time to beat.
00:07:55.000 Is that your fastest lap?
00:07:57.000 Yeah. Alright, best of luck, sir.
00:08:02.000 Are we going now? Yeah. Yeah.
00:09:11.000 I didn't lose at all.
00:09:12.000 I was one of the fastest. What are you doing?
00:09:14.000 And I'm slightly slower than everyone, because I'm fucking 15 kilos heavier.
00:09:19.000 It's cheating. These things don't take, the timing doesn't need to take into account the speed difference made in go-karts from being much heavier.
00:09:28.000 If I was the same weight as Rory, I would have beaten their times.
00:09:31.000 Absolutely. I believe you.
00:09:32.000 Every time I go-kart, it's the same.
00:09:33.000 Oh, Tristan, one second slower.
00:09:35.000 It's just like, what the fuck?
00:09:37.000 You are the heaviest. It's bullshit.
00:09:40.000 You know what that sounds like?
00:09:43.000 Skill issue. Are you the champ?
00:10:18.000 The new champ? You guys hit me in the beginning,