Tate Speech - March 29, 2025


Beverly Hills Ninjas | Tate Confidential Ep 280


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

163.54037

Word Count

2,633

Sentence Count

422

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

Tristan, Luke, and Andrew are in a coffee shop in Los Angeles, and they need a cup of coffee, but they don t have any. They go to the Beverly Hills Hotel to get some, but the coffee shop is closed, so they go to a local coffee shop instead.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 We don't do super shit and we've grown up.
00:00:01.000 Eat a fucking skittle, you cuss.
00:00:03.000 Bailey, stop trying to take my job.
00:00:04.000 I'm not trying to challenge you.
00:00:06.000 I have zero malice in my heart.
00:00:08.000 Oh, everybody.
00:00:10.000 Nobody knows but us how we roll, how we roll.
00:00:16.000 I stopped you from getting coffee by forcing them to close the coffee shop so you can shut up forever.
00:00:23.000 Nice. That was my idea.
00:00:25.000 Yeah, so Bailey, we came down here for coffee.
00:00:27.000 Where's your soup?
00:00:31.000 Where's your suit?
00:00:32.000 Tristan, you think just because I got my suit to look to my room, I'm gonna wear suits now.
00:00:36.000 Where's your suit?
00:00:38.000 That doesn't mean anything.
00:00:39.000 It does.
00:00:39.000 You know exactly what it means.
00:00:41.000 I'm wearing a jacket interroging with 24 karat gold.
00:00:43.000 It looks very good.
00:00:44.000 Where's your suit?
00:00:46.000 But don't you like my t-shirt?
00:00:48.000 And his gorilla hat.
00:00:50.000 And my gorilla hat.
00:00:51.000 There's no gold.
00:00:52.000 I think it's cotton.
00:00:54.000 Nobody likes you.
00:00:55.000 Admit it's good though.
00:00:55.000 No, it's not.
00:00:56.000 You like it.
00:00:56.000 You look like a bum.
00:00:58.000 No. You look like a trucker who's stalking Andrew Tate.
00:01:02.000 Maybe I am.
00:01:04.000 Maybe I replaced your cousin a long time ago.
00:01:07.000 I've actually just been a trucker stalking you guys.
00:01:10.000 Tristan, you caught me.
00:01:11.000 Your detective work has figured it out.
00:01:13.000 I'm not your cousin.
00:01:15.000 He died years ago.
00:01:16.000 I know that.
00:01:17.000 So you're a trucker who stalks him.
00:01:18.000 I get it.
00:01:18.000 Cool. Wonderful.
00:01:20.000 I'm your biggest fan.
00:01:21.000 I'm not talking to you.
00:01:40.000 to you.
00:01:51.000 I'm not talking to you.
00:02:02.000 I actually match every single one of these things.
00:02:05.000 Okay. Andrew, you're cousin.
00:02:08.000 You can't just look at me like that and then walk away.
00:02:11.000 Bailey stop trying to take my jaw I'm
00:02:42.000 gonna get to see you.
00:02:42.000 Wonderful to see you.
00:02:42.000 No. Yes!
00:02:42.000 Thank you.
00:02:42.000 Thank you.
00:02:42.000 My grandfather pulled the chicken.
00:02:42.000 Yeah, they shut it.
00:02:43.000 Shut it off.
00:02:44.000 That's why your first one was big.
00:02:46.000 I know.
00:02:47.000 They control all the algos, they control everything in this.
00:02:51.000 My father was in the Air Force.
00:02:52.000 They'd be rolling in their braids and they heard it doesn't say...
00:02:55.000 We are both of my own fucking country.
00:02:57.000 We're clean criminal records, by the way.
00:02:59.000 Congratulations. One thing for sure, though, I don't care where you guys are.
00:03:05.000 You've got to be at the wedding next year.
00:03:07.000 Oh, any of this.
00:03:08.000 All right, I'll be there.
00:03:08.000 Have you ever spoken to Netflix?
00:03:11.000 Have you ever spoken to Netflix?
00:03:13.000 Yeah. What brings you to Orange County?
00:03:20.000 Yeah, out of all- You're in Miami, I saw it, now you're in Orange County.
00:03:23.000 I came to see Mr. Francis, I don't know if you know him, we do podcasts with him.
00:03:26.000 Yeah, I've seen him.
00:03:26.000 Yes, I've seen him.
00:03:27.000 That's all that part of the world.
00:03:28.000 I got friends who are internet friends and friends who are not.
00:03:32.000 But I'm essentially family for this one.
00:03:34.000 Point, baby.
00:03:35.000 Do what I should do.
00:03:37.000 Point, point, baby.
00:03:38.000 Do what I could do.
00:03:41.000 Where is everybody?
00:03:42.000 Supposedly Tristan is sick.
00:03:44.000 I think he's sicky wicky.
00:03:47.000 He's sicky wicky.
00:03:48.000 He's feeling bad.
00:03:51.000 Sad and bad.
00:03:53.000 Too bad to get a cup of coffee and some eggs.
00:03:55.000 Big, strong Tristan Sikkiwiki.
00:03:57.000 And then, of course, your cousin, Luke.
00:04:00.000 Of course, there's always something wrong with him.
00:04:02.000 Just you and I, the last soldiers, the last resistance, the two last Spartans at Thermopylae, and cups of coffee in the Beverly Hills Hotel.
00:04:11.000 Supposedly this hotel's famous and there's been lots of movies, but of course I don't watch shit movies, so I wouldn't know.
00:04:15.000 That might explain the $100,000 fucking price tag for a week.
00:04:19.000 Was it worth it?
00:04:20.000 No. Didn't even clean my room.
00:04:21.000 Then they moaned that we couldn't film, so now we have to film on an iPhone.
00:04:25.000 Oh shit, they looking?
00:04:26.000 Okay. Anyway, Tristan Sikiwiki and your cousin, he ain't even replying.
00:04:37.000 Two fucking losers.
00:04:39.000 Loser one and loser two.
00:04:41.000 It's just us down here with the pancakes.
00:04:44.000 If we drink all the coffee and eat all the food and they can't order room service, that might get them.
00:04:48.000 My Shadow Fist will finish it.
00:04:50.000 And that's what they refuse to accept.
00:04:52.000 They refuse to accept that if they get hit with a Shadow Fist, it's open.
00:04:56.000 Tristan and Luke are missing out.
00:04:58.000 Tristan and Luke aren't even people at this point.
00:05:00.000 I don't know why you can teach these characters from the show.
00:05:02.000 We should kick them out.
00:05:03.000 No one gives a shit about that.
00:05:04.000 When's the last time you heard anyone scream, Wow, Luke!
00:05:08.000 Wow, Tristan!
00:05:10.000 Big, tall, and sick fucking faggot.
00:05:12.000 He gives a shit.
00:05:14.000 Should they battle it out?
00:05:15.000 She's too scared of eggs.
00:05:18.000 We all know, eggs aren't even real.
00:05:22.000 Did you know that?
00:05:24.000 That's before my time, sir.
00:05:25.000 But you did know.
00:05:26.000 *laughs*
00:05:34.000 I'm ready.
00:05:35.000 You challenged me to a fight.
00:05:37.000 I'm not trying to challenge you.
00:05:39.000 We're going to challenge you to a fight now.
00:05:40.000 We'll go back to Miami.
00:05:41.000 I have.
00:05:42.000 He's challenged me, so it's fine.
00:05:45.000 He insulted my honor.
00:05:46.000 I didn't insult your honor.
00:05:49.000 I insulted my honor.
00:05:50.000 Just saying.
00:05:51.000 Shit. So now we have no choice of the fight.
00:05:54.000 Bailey, you're coming too.
00:05:55.000 I'm not getting beat up alone.
00:05:56.000 Sorry, baby.
00:05:57.000 I'm not going to hide behind the camera.
00:06:00.000 Yeah, baby.
00:06:01.000 That was bad for you, no?
00:06:03.000 I thought you were against those kind of things.
00:06:04.000 Yeah, me too.
00:06:06.000 Can you leave me alone?
00:06:07.000 Amit your RFK Jr.
00:06:08.000 We'll leave you on it.
00:06:08.000 Isn't he the new health secretary?
00:06:10.000 Yes, he is.
00:06:11.000 So he's going to put you in jail.
00:06:12.000 I'm really sick.
00:06:13.000 Yeah. Can you admit it?
00:06:16.000 Mr. Sickly.
00:06:17.000 Mr. Sick Boy.
00:06:18.000 You two have been so sick for the last week.
00:06:21.000 I've toughed it out.
00:06:22.000 I'm sick of you, man.
00:06:23.000 Yeah, that was all because you were around me.
00:06:25.000 Tristan, I've been recording all week.
00:06:26.000 I have no footage of them being sick.
00:06:27.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:28.000 It's because they were in their fucking bedrooms crying.
00:06:30.000 No, I've got footage of them all week.
00:06:32.000 You saw me out.
00:06:32.000 Footage never lies.
00:06:33.000 Yeah, footage never lies.
00:06:35.000 Tristan's been the sick one this whole time.
00:06:37.000 Mr. Sickly.
00:06:38.000 Sickly Tristan, is what you're called.
00:06:41.000 Every time the camera turns off, he's complaining, groans, crying.
00:06:45.000 He's been super crying every single time the camera's off.
00:06:48.000 How sick he is, how he needs to go to bed, he wants to sleep with men.
00:06:52.000 Tristan, is that not true?
00:06:53.000 Who was asleep in the van last night?
00:06:55.000 No one.
00:06:56.000 You. That's not true.
00:06:58.000 Prove it.
00:06:59.000 Show the fucking clip.
00:06:59.000 Prove it.
00:07:00.000 I will.
00:07:00.000 Prove it.
00:07:11.000 Bailey, why would I care?
00:07:12.000 I didn't even notice until I looked up.
00:07:14.000 You felt it.
00:07:15.000 That's why you looked up.
00:07:16.000 You looked up because you felt it.
00:07:20.000 As independent judge, Luke does seem very mad.
00:07:23.000 Luke. Luke, I'm just saying...
00:07:25.000 Luke, it's just a joke.
00:07:26.000 Calm down.
00:07:27.000 No, seriously, Luke.
00:07:28.000 I can't seem mad at all.
00:07:31.000 I have zero malice in my heart or zero anger.
00:07:34.000 Don't try and convince us.
00:07:34.000 Just calm down.
00:07:35.000 I feel the exact same way.
00:07:37.000 It's not that big of a deal.
00:07:38.000 It's a joke.
00:07:39.000 It is.
00:07:39.000 Look, it was just a fucking joke.
00:07:40.000 As when it was up.
00:07:41.000 Chill. It's fine.
00:07:42.000 Chill. It's going to be okay.
00:07:44.000 This is stupid.
00:07:45.000 I know we're just stopping angry.
00:07:46.000 You can't take a fucking joke.
00:07:47.000 Stop making jokes.
00:07:48.000 Stopping it.
00:07:54.000 Why do you want any chips, Luke?
00:07:56.000 They're free.
00:07:58.000 Because they're poisoned.
00:08:00.000 There's a new health secretary, and you're going to jail.
00:08:03.000 I'll tell you why, because they're complimentary for fluid passengers.
00:08:05.000 And what you don't know is you're just here to see us off before you get on a Greyhound bus back to Miami.
00:08:10.000 41 hours.
00:08:11.000 That's fine.
00:08:13.000 I like the bus.
00:08:14.000 I like the bus.
00:08:15.000 I'd rather go on the bus alone than be on any jet with you guys.
00:08:19.000 Your terms are acceptable.
00:08:22.000 Be a lot more than 41 hours.
00:08:24.000 Would it be more than 41 hours?
00:08:26.000 Oh yeah.
00:08:26.000 Three to four days.
00:08:29.000 Nice. We're due to make Luke get the Greyhound bus.
00:08:38.000 So I want everyone on Take Confidential to vote for whose footage goes inside.
00:08:44.000 Because I think mine's better than Bailey's.
00:08:47.000 I really do.
00:08:48.000 I really think that mine's more entertaining.
00:08:51.000 I think that Bailey can get fired.
00:08:53.000 No more need for Bailey with his fancy cameras.
00:08:56.000 I've got an iPhone.
00:08:59.000 And then these are the days we used to say, GMT? Yeah.
00:09:20.000 We've grown up now.
00:09:21.000 We don't do stupid shit.
00:09:23.000 Eat a fucking Skittle, you cunt.
00:09:27.000 Eat a fucking Skittle.
00:09:29.000 Eat a Skittle or face certain retribution.
00:09:33.000 Your ancestors will be awakened by the screams of pain.
00:09:38.000 My ancestors are your ancestors.
00:09:40.000 You can do it to your own ancestors.
00:09:42.000 Eat a fucking Skittle.
00:09:45.000 No, it's not, bro.
00:09:46.000 Bro, my room at the hotel, I put an 80. Same.
00:09:49.000 Did it when I was sick?
00:09:50.000 Still at 80. I realized, wait, I always liked it.
00:09:53.000 80 is a good number.
00:09:55.000 Bro. When it's snowing outside, I have my window open.
00:09:59.000 I like cold air.
00:10:00.000 It has to be real air.
00:10:01.000 This is fridge.
00:10:02.000 It's not about the temperature.
00:10:03.000 It's not real.
00:10:04.000 And you know why you don't like it?
00:10:05.000 So, it's because of the electrons in the air.
00:10:08.000 Because electricity has to pump this air out.
00:10:10.000 It electrifies the air.
00:10:12.000 Everybody likes the breeze and the cool air.
00:10:15.000 Nah. But that's why he likes the real cold air, but not this one.
00:10:18.000 Real air is okay.
00:10:19.000 So do what?
00:10:19.000 There's none in there.
00:10:21.000 But... Just, I know you're good.
00:10:23.000 Why is hot air that's fake the cold air that's fake?
00:10:27.000 It's just...
00:10:28.000 Being freezing cold all of the time.
00:10:30.000 It's not...
00:10:31.000 I actually can almost guarantee...
00:10:32.000 My ancestors...
00:10:33.000 I was not birthed.
00:10:34.000 In fact, I was about to say I was not birthed to suffer, but it seems I was.
00:10:37.000 Yeah. I take that back.
00:10:40.000 Bailey, it's stupid.
00:10:41.000 No one cares.
00:10:43.000 He does the whole time.
00:10:44.000 I can just do it back.
00:10:46.000 Calm down, Luke.
00:10:49.000 Calm down.
00:10:50.000 It's fine.
00:10:50.000 Don't need a joke.
00:10:51.000 Read in, read out.
00:10:54.000 Big deep breaths.
00:10:55.000 I'm going on my phone.
00:10:56.000 Ignore you.
00:10:57.000 For the rest of this flight.
00:10:58.000 I'll never talk to Tristan ever again.
00:11:00.000 Calm down.
00:11:00.000 You will never talk to me for the rest of my life because of a joke.
00:11:03.000 Fucking hell, Luke.
00:11:04.000 What's wrong with your cousin?
00:11:05.000 Can't take a fucking joke.
00:11:05.000 He is mad.
00:11:06.000 I'll never talk to you again for the rest of my life!
00:11:08.000 I didn't say it like that.
00:11:09.000 It's on the film how I said it.
00:11:11.000 That's exactly how you said it.
00:11:12.000 You're typing on your phone pretty angrily.
00:11:13.000 Yeah. I'm not.
00:11:14.000 That's exactly what you said.
00:11:15.000 And that's an angry smile.
00:11:16.000 An angry smile.
00:11:17.000 You look mad.
00:11:18.000 There's no angry smiles.
00:11:19.000 Just stop being mad.
00:11:21.000 It's just a click on it.
00:11:22.000 Please talk to me for the rest of my life.
00:11:24.000 There's no need to go that far over a fucking joke.
00:11:25.000 If you just don't be mad, I'll know.
00:11:28.000 He looks even more mad now.
00:11:30.000 No, he's furious.
00:11:30.000 He's going to cancel.
00:11:31.000 He's furious.
00:11:32.000 It's because I'm reading.
00:11:32.000 Why are you so angry?
00:11:33.000 He's googling hitmen.
00:11:34.000 Stop being angry.
00:11:36.000 It's fine.
00:11:37.000 You're on a private jet.
00:11:38.000 Go back to Miami.
00:11:39.000 It's just a joke.
00:11:40.000 Chill. Don't be so mad.
00:11:42.000 Chill. It's okay.
00:11:43.000 Stop being angry.
00:11:44.000 I'm never going to talk to you for the rest of my life.
00:11:46.000 I didn't say it.
00:11:47.000 That's exactly what he said, isn't it?
00:11:49.000 Everyone heard how I said it.
00:11:50.000 He is pissed.
00:11:52.000 Furious. Complete banishment of family for the rest of his days?
00:11:58.000 You need a lawyer.
00:12:00.000 Thank you very much.
00:12:08.000 Well, well, well.
00:12:11.000 Well, well, well.
00:12:15.000 What do we have here?
00:12:18.000 Answer the fucking question.
00:12:22.000 What do we have here, Luke?
00:12:27.000 Espresso and a beer.
00:12:30.000 I spent 791 days under arrest saying to him.
00:12:34.000 I'll be out on a private jet.
00:12:35.000 I'll be sitting with espresso in one hand and beer in the other.
00:12:39.000 791 days.
00:12:40.000 It is the first jet I've been on since of the three jets that has both espresso and beer.
00:12:50.000 What are you going to call it?
00:12:52.000 A Romanian car bar?
00:12:53.000 This is not a thing!
00:12:54.000 You care, look.
00:12:55.000 So Andrew's angry.
00:12:56.000 There's a huge issue.
00:12:57.000 Andrew, calm down.
00:12:59.000 Calm down.
00:13:00.000 Never be so mad.
00:13:02.000 It's okay.
00:13:04.000 It's a brother.
00:13:05.000 I mean, it's a joke.
00:13:06.000 I can't possibly be mad while I'm this refreshed.
00:13:09.000 But you?
00:13:10.000 Chill out.
00:13:12.000 Look at how angry he's on his phone.
00:13:14.000 He hates it when my plans come together.
00:13:16.000 I'm furious.
00:13:18.000 I'm Superman.
00:13:18.000 My plan has come together.
00:13:20.000 No, guys, I'm much madder than you thought I was.
00:13:23.000 I know it's not being mad.
00:13:24.000 I am twice as mad.
00:13:26.000 Imagine maximum mad and double it.
00:13:28.000 That's how mad I am.
00:13:30.000 Shit. Why are you so mad?
00:13:31.000 No, no, no.
00:13:32.000 Exactly. Exactly.
00:13:33.000 Why am I so mad?
00:13:36.000 It's just an espresso to beer.
00:13:38.000 What's the problem?
00:13:38.000 Why am I fucking fuming?
00:13:40.000 I don't know.
00:13:41.000 I need to calm down.
00:13:43.000 Really. Truthfully, I should calm down.
00:13:44.000 You need espresso to beer.
00:13:48.000 Andrew. Andrew.
00:13:52.000 Tristan's trying to sleep on a plane with eight men.
00:13:55.000 There's a flag on this one.
00:13:57.000 It's true.
00:13:58.000 It's true.
00:13:59.000 I know.
00:13:59.000 Sometimes I'm ashamed of my cousin.
00:14:01.000 Exactly what he's doing.
00:14:03.000 He's trying to sleep with loads of men.
00:14:05.000 Luckily, we're not sleeping with the back.
00:14:07.000 He's trying to sleep with us.
00:14:08.000 Yeah, he's trying.
00:14:08.000 He's been caught red-handed.
00:14:12.000 Tristan's dying and we refuse to let him sleep.
00:14:17.000 Mr. Sick Boy!
00:14:19.000 Look at the tables served.
00:14:20.000 I hate everybody who I don't.
00:14:23.000 I need some chips because chips start with C. You know what C stands for?
00:14:28.000 Cheer up, Tristan.
00:14:30.000 That's true.
00:14:30.000 That is true.
00:14:32.000 You can't do this.
00:14:34.000 Look, this is so much fun, Luke.
00:14:36.000 Oh, they got him out of their home.
00:14:37.000 This is the best night of my life.
00:14:39.000 No, I didn't.
00:14:40.000 I didn't even say that.
00:14:45.000 Your children will ask what you did in 2025.
00:14:48.000 What will you tell them?
00:14:49.000 5% of the year is already gone.
00:14:51.000 What have you built?
00:14:52.000 What have you changed?
00:14:53.000 2024 was war.
00:14:54.000 The system tried to crush us.
00:14:56.000 We fought back.
00:14:57.000 And even with everything against us, we still won.
00:15:00.000 But 2025?
00:15:01.000 This is different.
00:15:02.000 The system is falling apart.
00:15:03.000 The barriers are gone.
00:15:05.000 The floodgates are open.
00:15:06.000 And for the first time in history, the game isn't rigged against you.
00:15:10.000 This is the year that will define your legacy.
00:15:12.000 What's coming next will change everything.
00:15:14.000 If you think If you've seen it all, you haven't.
00:15:16.000 Burning 150 million doesn't even come close to it.
00:15:19.000 You've seen nothing compared to what is coming.
00:15:21.000 If I told you that Elon and members of the Trump cabinet and the most important people in the world are looking to work with us, if you understood how large our endeavors are going to become, you would want to make sure you are part of them.
00:15:31.000 You're probably thinking, what could it possibly be?
00:15:33.000 The highly anticipated daddy tour?
00:15:35.000 A one-of-one merch piece?
00:15:36.000 A TRW token release?
00:15:38.000 New features within the real world that guarantee you can't fail?
00:15:41.000 Yes, but there's something even bigger.
00:15:44.000 Something so monumental.
00:15:45.000 Something scientific.
00:15:46.000 Something so game-changing you wouldn't believe it if I told you.
00:15:50.000 This is like Bitcoin in 2016.
00:15:52.000 The kind of move that shifts history forever.
00:15:55.000 The kind of move that puts the real-world students in control of the future.
00:15:58.000 A hidden message is embedded within.
00:16:00.000 A key buried in this map.
00:16:02.000 Only the sharpest will see it.
00:16:03.000 Only the fastest will act.
00:16:05.000 This is your moment.