Beverly Hills Ninjas | Tate Confidential Ep 280
Episode Stats
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163.54037
Harmful content
Misogyny
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Toxicity
75
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Hate speech
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Summary
Tristan, Luke, and Andrew are in a coffee shop in Los Angeles, and they need a cup of coffee, but they don t have any. They go to the Beverly Hills Hotel to get some, but the coffee shop is closed, so they go to a local coffee shop instead.
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We don't do super shit and we've grown up.
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I stopped you from getting coffee by forcing them to close the coffee shop so you can shut up forever.
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Tristan, you think just because I got my suit to look to my room, I'm gonna wear suits now.
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I'm wearing a jacket interroging with 24 karat gold.
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No. You look like a trucker who's stalking Andrew Tate.
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I've actually just been a trucker stalking you guys.
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I actually match every single one of these things.
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You can't just look at me like that and then walk away.
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They control all the algos, they control everything in this.
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They'd be rolling in their braids and they heard it doesn't say...
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Congratulations. One thing for sure, though, I don't care where you guys are.
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Yeah, out of all- You're in Miami, I saw it, now you're in Orange County.
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I came to see Mr. Francis, I don't know if you know him, we do podcasts with him.
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I got friends who are internet friends and friends who are not.
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Of course, there's always something wrong with him.
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Just you and I, the last soldiers, the last resistance, the two last Spartans at Thermopylae, and cups of coffee in the Beverly Hills Hotel.
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Supposedly this hotel's famous and there's been lots of movies, but of course I don't watch shit movies, so I wouldn't know.
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That might explain the $100,000 fucking price tag for a week.
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Then they moaned that we couldn't film, so now we have to film on an iPhone.
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Okay. Anyway, Tristan Sikiwiki and your cousin, he ain't even replying.
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If we drink all the coffee and eat all the food and they can't order room service, that might get them.
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They refuse to accept that if they get hit with a Shadow Fist, it's open.
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Tristan and Luke aren't even people at this point.
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I don't know why you can teach these characters from the show.
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When's the last time you heard anyone scream, Wow, Luke!
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Shit. So now we have no choice of the fight.
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I thought you were against those kind of things.
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It's because they were in their fucking bedrooms crying.
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Tristan's been the sick one this whole time.
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Every time the camera turns off, he's complaining, groans, crying.
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He's been super crying every single time the camera's off.
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How sick he is, how he needs to go to bed, he wants to sleep with men.
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There's a new health secretary, and you're going to jail.
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I'll tell you why, because they're complimentary for fluid passengers.
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And what you don't know is you're just here to see us off before you get on a Greyhound bus back to Miami.
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I'd rather go on the bus alone than be on any jet with you guys.
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Nice. We're due to make Luke get the Greyhound bus.
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So I want everyone on Take Confidential to vote for whose footage goes inside.
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No more need for Bailey with his fancy cameras.
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And then these are the days we used to say, GMT? Yeah.
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Eat a Skittle or face certain retribution.
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Your ancestors will be awakened by the screams of pain.
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Still at 80. I realized, wait, I always liked it.
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Bro. When it's snowing outside, I have my window open.
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Nah. But that's why he likes the real cold air, but not this one.
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Why is hot air that's fake the cold air that's fake?
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In fact, I was about to say I was not birthed to suffer, but it seems I was.
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You will never talk to me for the rest of my life because of a joke.
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I'll never talk to you again for the rest of my life!
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Please talk to me for the rest of my life.
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There's no need to go that far over a fucking joke.
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I'm never going to talk to you for the rest of my life.
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Furious. Complete banishment of family for the rest of his days?
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I'll be sitting with espresso in one hand and beer in the other.
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It is the first jet I've been on since of the three jets that has both espresso and beer.
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I can't possibly be mad while I'm this refreshed.
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No, guys, I'm much madder than you thought I was.
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Tristan's trying to sleep on a plane with eight men.
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Tristan's dying and we refuse to let him sleep.
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I need some chips because chips start with C. You know what C stands for?
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And even with everything against us, we still won.
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And for the first time in history, the game isn't rigged against you.
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If you think If you've seen it all, you haven't.
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Burning 150 million doesn't even come close to it.
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You've seen nothing compared to what is coming.
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If I told you that Elon and members of the Trump cabinet and the most important people in the world are looking to work with us, if you understood how large our endeavors are going to become, you would want to make sure you are part of them.
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You're probably thinking, what could it possibly be?
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New features within the real world that guarantee you can't fail?
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Something so game-changing you wouldn't believe it if I told you.
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The kind of move that puts the real-world students in control of the future.