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BUYING 3 NEW FERRARIS WITH GOLD COINS | Tate Confidential Ep. 95


Summary

Tristan and Luke find a way to make money with solid gold coins, but it's not easy and the police have a problem with it. Will they be able to get all the coins they need to become rich and become a millionaire, or will they get caught and go to jail? Find out what happens when they try to get the coins and get caught by the police and end up getting in trouble with the law. Also, find out if the coins are solid gold or not solid gold, and find out how many cars they can buy with the money they just got and how much it will make them rich. Just pay the 2.95 postage and you're good to go. If you don't have a car, you're not going to make it to the big town in time, but if you do have a Ferrari, you can buy a bunch of Ferraris and you want to get rich, then you're going to be rich too. Have a listen to this episode and decide for yourself. Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! Have fun, friends! XOXO, Luke and Tristan - EPISODES: xoxo, Andrew, Luke, and Andrew, this episode was written and produced by Luke, so please don't forget to leave us a review and tell us what you thought of it! if you liked it. We'd love to hear your thoughts on the podcast and what you think of it :) - we'd really appreciate it :) Thank you, please be kind and spread it around the world! - Luke, if you like it - we're listening to it - please leave us some love, we'll be looking out for us in the next episode :) - thank you! :) - P.S. We'll be listening out for you in the comments section :) - Luke & Andrew, thank you. - Thank you! - Luke and Andrew - - Evan, Bryce, Jake, Gav, Gorms, and Evan, P.A. . - Jake, J.B. xo xx - <3, - Andrew, Andrew & Tristan, Rachao, R.M. XO - Eichenauer, , & Evan, @ , J.A., ( ) //


Transcript

00:00:02.000 The boss for us. Because...
00:00:06.000 I'm a multimillionaire.
00:00:10.000 That's what they do, isn't it? That's what I do, yeah.
00:00:12.000 That's what I do. What else am I gonna do? Andrew,
00:00:46.000 it's not gold. No.
00:00:47.000 I have a solution to your car problems.
00:00:50.000 Okay. I found a way we can exchange this solid gold coin.
00:00:54.000 It's not solid gold. For at least three new Ferraris.
00:00:57.000 This isn't real. It is.
00:00:58.000 It's from the Yash Museum and it's solid gold.
00:01:00.000 And the greatest thing about it is it only cost me 10 lei.
00:01:04.000 It only cost you 10 lei. 10 lei and it's solid gold.
00:01:06.000 And Luke doesn't see the genius in my maneuver.
00:01:10.000 Because it's not gold, no one would accept it for anything.
00:01:12.000 I'm not even sure you could get 10 lei back for it.
00:01:14.000 People don't accept gold. It's not gold!
00:01:17.000 I'm sure you're present, actually. Bitcoin, you're worth it.
00:01:19.000 I'm Mr. Bitcoin. Listen, precious metals, mate.
00:01:22.000 This is the future. We can spend all our money on this.
00:01:25.000 More. How many of those can we buy?
00:01:29.000 All of them? We can actually buy all of them.
00:01:32.000 I know the answer. This isn't real.
00:01:36.000 This isn't gonna help the Ferrari problem at all.
00:01:39.000 I'm depressed. New driver, mate.
00:01:43.000 Why have one Bugatti?
00:01:46.000 I know what you're going to do. What's he going to do?
00:01:50.000 Why would we only have one Bugatti Tristan when I found a way to make us richer than beyond our wildest dreams?
00:01:56.000 We thought we were rich before.
00:01:59.000 We're about to get rich rich.
00:02:01.000 This can't be about the coins again.
00:02:03.000 Solid gold coins.
00:02:04.000 I thought we were going to the cars.
00:02:07.000 Cars? Solid gold coins.
00:02:11.000 They're not solid gold coins.
00:02:13.000 Solid gold coins. This castle doesn't give you solid gold coins for 10 lei.
00:02:18.000 I know it sounds crazy, but trust me, it can't be real.
00:02:26.000 My friend, if it worked once, it'll work again.
00:02:32.000 Oh shit, maybe they worked out.
00:02:34.000 Looks like they worked out that they're giving away solid gold coins for only 10 lei.
00:02:37.000 I don't think it works anymore. No fucking way it worked.
00:02:50.000 Repeat and repeat. Let's keep going.
00:02:52.000 Stop wasting money.
00:02:54.000 I'm not wasting money.
00:02:56.000 Well now they're only two. Millionaire.
00:02:59.000 They're a millionaire now. Solid gold coin.
00:03:01.000 See how much I must be worth. They're worth less than $10,000.
00:03:05.000 Maybe $25,000, $30,000 each.
00:03:07.000 Alright, wait. Used indefinitely.
00:03:09.000 Okay. No! Wait, no!
00:03:11.000 Okay, it's $10 per hundred.
00:03:12.000 $10 per hundred. How many can we get?
00:03:14.000 Tristan, we're going to be fucking rich.
00:03:16.000 Stack them up. This isn't how it works!
00:03:19.000 How else do you think we'd keep buying all these expensive cars?
00:03:22.000 But if anyone knows where Timishwara is, or where Yash is, sorry, they can steal our idea.
00:03:28.000 Wait, has this been the whole business the whole time?
00:03:31.000 Yeah, the whole time for this. This is all the money we've ever spent.
00:03:34.000 We're gonna have all the coins before anyone else steals our idea.
00:03:37.000 Nice. So we're gonna be the only rich people.
00:03:39.000 Empty the machine. You can't empty...
00:03:43.000 Russians like the Nazis.
00:03:46.000 Alright. So turn off the main road.
00:03:48.000 We're trying to go round.
00:03:51.000 the main road because there's police cars everywhere and I don't know I have a suspicion I never speed for camera I never speed we drive at the speed but the police seem to have this issue with me they stop me all the time so we've kind of gone off into the villages but it's just dirt roads and there's cops everywhere maybe we should just face the music I think there's a way yeah that's what I think but also also send me to jail Like, okay, this one, yeah. But how do we do about these ones?
00:04:19.000 Up there. This one's fine.
00:04:21.000 There's a town right here. Well, we just have to get to the nearest big town, right?
00:04:25.000 That's the objective. Big town hotel.
00:04:30.000 Ployest is easy. Wait.
00:04:31.000 Yeah. Wait a minute. Go down this way.
00:04:33.000 No, I've got it. If we go around these cops...
00:04:36.000 Are they up here?
00:04:38.000 Where are they? Are they there? Keep going.
00:04:40.000 Yeah, they're there.
00:04:44.000 We need to get out towards Ployess somehow.
00:04:49.000 There must be a way.
00:04:50.000 I think there's a way. Back to Podogoria.
00:04:54.000 Around to Saralescu.
00:04:58.000 Are we really going to do this just to try and avoid it?
00:05:00.000 It's kind of fun. It is kind of fun.
00:05:02.000 I hope we're not breaking any laws. Let's go down to Ramunka Sarat.
00:05:06.000 And then let's navigate towards...
00:05:09.000 Brashov.
00:05:11.000 That's a long way, bro It's not a way I'm neat Ramney Kusar a message loop go all right, I think we win I think we win this.
00:05:25.000 I think we're fucking the best.
00:05:27.000 I think we're good. Oh, look at the old lady.
00:05:32.000 She's seeing us plot our escape.
00:05:36.000 So, we're doing the dirt road move.
00:05:39.000 No one has, no one has ever been on this road in this car.
00:05:42.000 No. No one. Ever.
00:05:44.000 Ever. This is the most net worth that's ever been driven across this road ever in the existence of this road.
00:05:51.000 In the existence. Of the entire existence of this road.
00:05:54.000 This piece of earth, probably.
00:05:56.000 If we're actually thinking about it. This piece of earth.
00:05:58.000 We're just in between two fields on a dirt road.
00:06:00.000 I know. And $600,000 for commerce.
00:06:02.000 Yes. It doesn't make any sense.
00:06:05.000 It does. To avoid a speeding fine.
00:06:07.000 Yes. And we weren't even speeding, that's the thing.
00:06:10.000 Of course you weren't. We weren't even fucking speeding.
00:06:12.000 We would never do that. We're always at the speed limit.
00:06:15.000 I wonder what the speed limit is here, on this road.
00:06:18.000 Well, I don't think I could break it if I wanted to.
00:06:21.000 I'm doing 18 miles an hour.
00:06:23.000 It's a rough ride as it is.
00:06:26.000 Good old Romania.
00:06:29.000 So these people are getting a bit flexed on.
00:06:31.000 They have to admit it. They probably feel it a bit.
00:06:36.000 Two British supercars worth hundreds of thousands of dollars each.
00:06:40.000 Going on these fucking roads.
00:06:42.000 These houses are worth a tenth of the price of this car.
00:06:45.000 I could buy this street.
00:06:48.000 This entire block instead of this car.
00:06:55.000 I wonder how to survive. It must be just like Big Bomb, but like even horror.
00:07:01.000 If I spoke very Romanian, I'd pull up as someone's house and ask if we could park and have lunch.
00:07:05.000 That would be good. Hello.
00:07:08.000 We are trying to escape.
00:07:10.000 Can we please have lunch here?
00:07:12.000 Tristan, what is this?
00:07:21.000 It's not an actual emergency. Okay, first of all, this morning we were out with cigars.
00:07:24.000 Check the humidor. Okay.
00:07:27.000 We were out with cigars.
00:07:29.000 I know what Tristan's doing.
00:07:31.000 He's drawing something and saying, I know everything's going to be fine because I've realized something about our business.
00:07:38.000 Guys, what I've been putting together is my vision for the family's future.
00:07:44.000 Okay. Does anyone want a cigar?
00:07:45.000 Yes, please. I'll take one of the small ones.
00:07:47.000 Cool.
00:07:48.000 My vision for the future of this family...
00:07:50.000 Andrew, you got one for him?
00:07:52.000 I've been plugging it out.
00:07:54.000 Now, we're gonna celebrate my vision over a nice drink.
00:07:59.000 So I've had a... These are massive.
00:08:01.000 Oh, so? It's just the one.
00:08:03.000 We all know that's not true.
00:08:05.000 It's just the one. Cheers. Just the one's like a mint.
00:08:06.000 Cheers. It's like Santa Claus.
00:08:08.000 Wait, I can't talk until there's a new candle on the table.
00:08:11.000 Because candles may be... Agreed?
00:08:14.000 Alright, take a sip of that and tell me it's not good.
00:08:16.000 What is this?
00:08:18.000 Whiskey soda with sliced lemon peel.
00:08:20.000 Sliced lemon peel, nice.
00:08:22.000 Nice touch.
00:08:24.000 It's a nice touch. Wonderful fucking touch.
00:08:26.000 It actually does taste good.
00:08:29.000 I'll admit, these are actually quite good.
00:08:32.000 Yes, near me.
00:08:36.000 because I'm gonna use it.
00:08:38.000 There you go.
00:08:42.000 Nice candle.
00:08:44.000 I know. I'll take that later.
00:08:49.000 Alright.
00:08:50.000 I'm finishing the chocolate.
00:08:54.000 Thanks for watching!
00:08:59.000 Bye.
00:09:00.000 For my visits for a family future.
00:09:06.000 I'm feeling I know what it is.
00:09:09.000 I have a feeling I know what it is.
00:09:11.000 I just can't say it on YouTube.
00:09:13.000 That's the one.
00:09:22.000 My vision for the family's future goes up some layers.
00:09:24.000 I know what it is.
00:09:26.000 Stocks only go up...
00:09:27.000 Stonks only go up. Crypto only goes up.
00:09:29.000 Everything's going to the moon.
00:09:31.000 We're going to be rich. We are smart.
00:09:33.000 We're not smart. We are smart.
00:09:35.000 Smart's not a thing. It is a thing.
00:09:39.000 Where's the crayons?
00:09:41.000 Do we eat them or put them in another one?
00:09:43.000 Favorite flavor only, please.
00:09:45.000 I like red. I just like the stonk.
00:09:50.000 I just like the stonk.
00:09:51.000 I knew it. Okay.
00:09:53.000 Everything's going up. There's no reason to worry.
00:09:56.000 We're heading off to crypto that we're already going to be a nine-figure millionaires.
00:10:02.000 Okay, so, how is this an emergency?
00:10:06.000 This sounds like only good news.
00:10:08.000 Because we have cigars. We didn't have any.
00:10:11.000 That is true. And now we've been restocked.
00:10:13.000 We have to celebrate with just the one drink.
00:10:15.000 It's never a salon. It's not real.
00:10:19.000 You have to admit, this is a good drink.
00:10:21.000 It is quite good. Why are we in Turkey?
00:10:47.000 Why are we in Turkey?
00:10:49.000 We came to the airport not knowing where we're going.
00:10:52.000 Now we're gonna be standing on the line.
00:10:55.000 Tristan, remember what I'm saying? He's not talking to you.
00:11:02.000 Do you know why we're in Istanbul?
00:11:04.000 I have no clue. I don't care.
00:11:06.000 I'm not talking to you either. So this is going to be a silent takeoff metro, just me narrating.
00:11:12.000 Basically. I'll talk to you.
00:11:15.000 I'm not talking to you anymore.
00:11:18.000 So why are we in Istanbul? Listen.
00:11:21.000 Do you not remember when you went all the way to Las Vegas and didn't wear your space suit?
00:11:30.000 Do you know why the strip is empty?
00:11:32.000 Because Luke's not wearing a space suit.
00:11:35.000 What do you mean, space suit?
00:11:37.000 When's the last time you wore your space suit, Luke?
00:11:39.000 Well? Are you in outer space?
00:11:41.000 No. Why is Luke not wearing a space suit again?
00:11:44.000 Again! No one of the strips is fucking empty.
00:11:47.000 I do. Are you wearing your space suit now?
00:11:51.000 I am not. So you have not learned your lesson.
00:11:54.000 And that my friend is why we're in this event Walked into this prestigious establishment and said what is your most expensive hotel?
00:12:05.000 Expensive hotel rooms to Alfred Hitchcock suite so why it's about the Alfred Hitchcock suite. He actually stayed in this hotel What the fuck are people coming to Turkey for all the way back then?
00:12:15.000 So I was like well, I mean he was okay I'm definitely better writer than he ever was see the fucking room Mmm.
00:12:26.000 Here we are. I mean, what did he write?
00:12:28.000 A book or some shit? I don't even know who he is.
00:12:31.000 Well, let's put it this way.
00:12:32.000 I'm cooler than him. The birds.
00:12:38.000 Is that it? The birds. So that's what he's doing.
00:12:40.000 I can do that. He's the birds, man.
00:12:41.000 The birds. So this is where I now live, Luke.
00:12:45.000 I play piano. I sit at my desk.
00:12:48.000 I write interesting, amusing things.
00:12:50.000 Obsessed with birds? Obsessed with birds.
00:12:52.000 I have my nice velvet bedsheets.
00:12:56.000 For my whoopies, which I'm sure will come at some point in the future.
00:13:00.000 And then what I do is, I smoke cigars outlooking the Bosphorus because I'm a multi-millionaire.
00:13:13.000 That's what they do, isn't it? That's what I do, yeah.
00:13:15.000 That's what I do. What else am I going to do? So, yeah.
00:13:20.000 That's why we came distant. How long do we stay?
00:13:24.000 When you finally understand why you need your space suit, you'll find everything will start to make sense.
00:13:30.000 It'll click. Until you understand why you need your space suit, nothing's gonna make sense.
00:13:35.000 So we might be here for some time.
00:13:36.000 We might be here for some time. We might leave shortly and go somewhere else.
00:13:39.000 See? Nobody knows.
00:13:41.000 It's all just a big joke to you, isn't it, Lou?
00:13:52.000 What do you mean? Just a big joke.
00:13:56.000 Everything I say is a joke, isn't it, Luke?
00:13:58.000 It's not a joke. Luke, clearly, you don't take anything I say seriously.
00:14:03.000 What is this about? What day of the week, Luke?
00:14:09.000 Monday. Monday, correct.
00:14:11.000 Where are we? Turkey.
00:14:14.000 Istanbul. And you, just like Vegas, are not wearing a space suit.
00:14:20.000 Why? I don't even own a space suit.
00:14:26.000 Everyone at home knows you should be wearing a space suit.
00:14:30.000 And I'd like you to tell me why, since Vegas, you've refused to put it on.
00:14:33.000 Because I don't own one.
00:14:35.000 I don't even know.
00:14:36.000 I thought the space suit thing was a joke.
00:14:37.000 There is no spacesuit.
00:14:39.000 Question to you.
00:14:41.000 Do you know why you're supposed to wear a spacesuit?
00:14:43.000 I'm sorry?
00:14:45.000 I'm sorry.
00:14:47.000 I'm sorry.
00:14:48.000 No. Now you're going to pretend you don't know why.
00:14:50.000 First you're going to pretend you don't have one, now you're going to pretend you don't know why.
00:14:52.000 Why? Is it because we're going to the moon?
00:14:54.000 Crypto? Is it crypto related?
00:14:59.000 I can't hang around with you anymore, Luke.
00:15:00.000 Sorry, it's going to take confidential.
00:15:01.000 You're going to have to film it all by yourself.
00:15:03.000 I refuse to hang around with you until you put a spacesuit on.
00:15:04.000 I'm leaving. I don't own a spacesuit.
00:15:06.000 I'm leaving. Where are you going?
00:15:09.000 Dubai. Wait, why?
00:15:15.000 Nah, he'll be back. I seriously don't know what the spacesuit thing is.
00:15:21.000 I don't have a spacesuit. We have one piece.
00:15:28.000 I know you messaged me. You said I want it.
00:15:29.000 Straight away. Done.
00:15:31.000 Flew in. Picked it up. VVS diamonds.