Tate Speech - October 10, 2022


CLOSER TO GOD | Tate Confidential Ep 160


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

83.462685

Word Count

1,398

Sentence Count

194

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

Tristan and Tate go to a strip club and get into a fight with each other. Tate gets a head start on the fight and wins the night. Tate and Tristan have a birthday party and have a very special guest on the night of his birthday. They also order some food from a Spanish restaurant and order some drinks from a local bar. The night ends with a surprise birthday party for Tate's dad. This episode is brought to you by and produced by . Music by , , and , with additional music from & Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Will Witwer Music: Mike Carrier Editor: Alex Blumberg Theme Song by Ian Dorsch Music: Jeff Kaale ( ) Credits: Music: Zapsplat (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 45, 47, 44, 45 , 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 56, 52, 57, 54, 58, 1, 1, 59, 1 , 1, 60, 1 1 , 2, 2 , 2 , 1 , 3 , 3, 3 , 4 , 4, 4 , 5 , 5, 5 , 6, 6 , 6 , 7, 7 , 6 , 7 , 8, 8 , 9, 8 , 8 , 9 , 8 9, 9 , 10, 9 , 9 & 9, 6 8, 10 11, 9 & 10, 10 , 10 , 11, 11 12, 11 , 11 , 12 13, 10, 12 , 13 We hope you enjoy this episode. Thank you so much for listening to this episode and we hope you like it! Have a great rest of your thoughts and feelings and prayers and support us in the next one! XOXO Love & Blessings -Merry Christmas! -PODCAST AND PODCAST -JOSH


Transcript

00:00:02.000 Cheers! Get the cowboy in!
00:00:06.000 Cheers! I'll leave this one on.
00:00:44.000 If not, it's 1 minute 30 right now.
00:00:48.000 One, two, three, four, five.
00:01:02.000 Only 30 seconds left.
00:01:05.000 Seven, eight.
00:01:08.000 Nine, ten.
00:01:11.000 Eleven, twelve.
00:01:14.000 Thirteen.
00:01:17.000 Four, three, two, one.
00:01:20.000 Time's up.
00:01:23.000 Ten seconds left.
00:01:27.000 Five, four, three, two, one.
00:01:32.000 Ding, ding, ding. All good.
00:01:40.000 Don't wait for that counter, Andrew.
00:01:47.000 Don't be afraid to use your jab.
00:01:56.000 Don't wait for the counter.
00:02:05.000 Break.
00:02:11.000 Counter, Andrew.
00:02:12.000 Timer's on.
00:02:13.000 Out.
00:02:21.000 Ten seconds.
00:02:22.000 Ten seconds. Ten seconds. Done.
00:02:31.000 Go, bro. There. Hands back to the head.
00:02:34.000 More than one, bro. More than one.
00:02:35.000 Nice. Go, bro. Nice.
00:02:39.000 15 seconds.
00:02:42.000 15 seconds. Go to the body, Mike.
00:02:45.000 Go, yo. Big Andrew Tate and Tristan take real bad money in the block, bro.
00:02:49.000 Alright, y'all just start, eh?
00:02:51.000 I'ma show you how it's done, eh?
00:03:13.000 How you boozing the boss now?
00:03:33.000 Last night he's definitely boozing.
00:03:43.000 He's boozing heavy.
00:03:51.000 Marcel can sing!
00:03:55.000 Man, I didn't know they could sing!
00:04:01.000 I'm so proud of Marcel!
00:04:02.000 I'm so proud of me!
00:04:04.000 Oh, my God.
00:04:06.000 Oh, yeah.
00:04:07.000 Oh, no.
00:04:08.000 You're all you got So, let me take one last dive Missed me, missed me, missed me Hey!
00:04:17.000 I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie I love you like I did before You made me feel higher There ain't no time to go without There ain't no river wider You can't forget my feelings for you
00:04:36.000 Ain't no mountain higher than the river Cheers! Cheers!
00:04:59.000 Get the cowboy in.
00:05:01.000 Cheers!
00:05:03.000 Happy birthday to you.
00:05:06.000 Ho! Happy birthday to you.
00:05:10.000 Ho! Happy birthday!
00:05:15.000 Happy birthday to you.
00:05:19.000 It's your birthday tonight.
00:05:23.000 All I need is your love tonight.
00:05:28.000 Cheers!
00:05:30.000 Cheers!
00:05:31.000 Tristan.
00:05:36.000 Tristan is a...
00:05:37.000 I'm in Spain, so I feel I should order paella.
00:05:40.000 We really... We should, shouldn't we?
00:05:42.000 But... I know.
00:05:44.000 It is. Every single time the Spanish get us with this trick.
00:05:47.000 It's supposed to be what they eat.
00:05:50.000 And it's supposed to sound good.
00:05:51.000 Are we going to get ourselves to order this shit?
00:05:53.000 We are. And also, they have black rice with fried calamari.
00:05:57.000 I think we have to. And then we'll also order normal things like steak.
00:06:01.000 Just in case the Spanish try and get us again.
00:06:03.000 I'm all in on paella. No, you can't all in on paella.
00:06:06.000 Tristan, you're going to regret it.
00:06:08.000 We'll see. So Tristan doesn't think we've been set up.
00:06:11.000 We've been set up. I still think we've been set up.
00:06:16.000 We'll see.
00:06:18.000 We'll see.
00:06:20.000 What's up?
00:06:22.000 What?
00:06:24.000 Turn to the back.
00:06:26.000 Turn to the back.
00:06:28.000 You lied to me bro.
00:06:30.000 You lied to me.
00:06:32.000 You're such a fucking idiot.
00:06:34.000 You're such a shit like boy.
00:06:36.000 There's only one thing to do when they do that.
00:06:38.000 On those times I said that I love you Spray it everywhere.
00:06:50.000 Spray it. I don't drink that shit.
00:06:52.000 I don't drink champagne.
00:06:55.000 Animal day.
00:06:56.000 that home the hard the E
00:07:10.000 the
00:07:38.000 E-haaaaa!!
00:07:46.000 GOodes!
00:07:50.000 Oh yeah!
00:07:52.000 I'm a little bit drunk.
00:07:54.000 I'm a little bit drunk.
00:07:56.000 Oh yeah!
00:07:58.000 Woohoo!
00:08:00.000 Woohoo!
00:08:02.000 Front yard area.
00:08:14.000 We got me again..
00:08:31.000 Hello, hello.
00:08:53.000 it.
00:08:54.000 you This is what we do now, Tate.
00:08:58.000 I'm going to fly somehow, my friend.
00:09:00.000 Hello, sir, wake up, Lord.
00:09:02.000 I'm going to fly somehow.
00:09:05.000 This can't be how you fly.
00:09:06.000 It is. Flap your arms.
00:09:10.000 It's true. You're not going to flap your arms.
00:09:12.000 It's true. No, there's middle.
00:09:15.000 There's middle ground. Peasant fighting.
00:09:21.000 Who, sir? Do you admit all of it?
00:09:27.000 Do you admit every single thing?
00:09:28.000 Do you admit all of it?
00:09:31.000 Can't admit some of it. You've got to admit everything.
00:09:34.000 Just admit it.
00:09:37.000 Just admit it. Just admit it!
00:09:41.000 Do you admit it?
00:09:43.000 Let me see it.
00:09:46.000 Do you admit it?
00:09:48.000 Do you admit to everything Andrew's going to make me admit?
00:09:51.000 I'll give you the right up. Why is he going to admit the hell he was your shit lighter?
00:09:54.000 I don't know. Why are you admitting it?
00:09:57.000 Just admit it.
00:10:02.000 Alright Andrew, I admit it. Verify it.
00:10:06.000 On camera. Full confession.
00:10:09.000 I knew it all along, but this is the last piece of evidence I needed.
00:10:13.000 All the pieces to the puzzle are now in place.
00:10:15.000 For I was blind, but now I see.
00:10:20.000 I fucking hate you guys.
00:10:24.000 You know what? We're drinking soft together, dressed well, traveling in a classy way, all together.
00:10:32.000 What does this remind me of?
00:10:35.000 The tiki mode. So, happy birthday, Justin.
00:10:39.000 This boat tour is supposed to end in 10 minutes.
00:10:41.000 We've been sending it for number 19.
00:10:43.000 Oh, yeah. It's on me.
00:10:44.000 We're refueling. He said I was running out of fuel.
00:10:47.000 I can do the fuel stuff. I'll pull some gas stations, too.
00:10:49.000 Listen, my Amex never runs dry, dude.
00:10:53.000 Woo! Woo! Woo!
00:11:01.000 🎵 Don't you see me when she rides? 🎵
00:11:03.000 I feel him!
00:11:05.000 Woooooo!
00:11:07.000 🎵 Don't you see me when she rides? 🎵
00:11:09.000 It's not the fucking T-shirt!
00:11:10.000 It's exactly the same!
00:11:11.000 It's exactly the same!
00:11:12.000 This is nothing like the T-shirt!
00:11:13.000 It's exactly the same thing!
00:11:15.000 Don't be a hater, it's the same thing!
00:11:17.000 This is vastly different!
00:11:18.000 What the fuck is wrong with me?
00:11:24.000 The boat was better. Way better.
00:11:29.000 Fuck you guys.
00:11:30.000 Next time we're taking the Tiki boat.
00:11:32.000 You know what? All the way around the Mediterranean.
00:11:35.000 I'll tell you what else the Tiki boat had.
00:11:38.000 Whiteboard music. That's right.
00:11:40.000 Give me that phone.
00:11:43.000 I know you got Aldine on there.
00:11:45.000 You got G-Country in that phone.
00:11:47.000 I know. I gave you the playlist.
00:11:49.000 Country Boys World on that list.
00:11:52.000 I got a little apple pie down low.
00:11:54.000 Fuck.
00:11:57.000 I'm ready.
00:12:03.000 Okay, fuck around I Mean everybody got in the end everybody ready mama mama, huh?
00:12:12.000 Another one God
00:12:30.000 I
00:12:48.000 Wrangled a bit too much didn't I?
00:13:13.000 Didn't I?
00:13:14.000 Yep.
00:13:14.000 I think this is an over wrangle.
00:13:16.000 I think.
00:13:17.000 Too much wrangle?
00:13:18.000 What's that mean?
00:13:19.000 It's like too much money.
00:13:21.000 There's no such thing.
00:13:23.000 Another one. Is your name Luke?
00:13:49.000 Maybe. I don't think it is.
00:13:54.000 Why not be? Tristan, why are we watching fountain shows?
00:14:09.000 And I'm getting eaten by mosquitoes and I killed them in real time.
00:14:12.000 Tate Confidential saw me kill the mosquito on my arm.
00:14:15.000 Tristan. I don't care.
00:14:17.000 Yeah, you do. I hope you have malaria.
00:14:20.000 Tristan, what have I told you that I set up snipers in the buildings?
00:14:24.000 Tristan, at the end of all this, the sniper's gonna fire.
00:14:46.000 No one's gonna notice because of all the water.
00:14:50.000 I'm talking to you. Scared.
00:14:57.000 Tristan doesn't believe me that I set up snipers throughout all the buildings.
00:15:00.000 They're gonna shoot him at the end of the show.
00:15:03.000 Tristan... If one of your own men's turned on you, and he's taking the rifle, he's wanted to shoot you.
00:15:17.000 His rifle fired blanks, because half of my guys fired blanks, half fired real bullets, so no one would be sure exactly who killed Luke.
00:15:26.000 So I know who turned on me and I know his rifle and he said loaded with live ammo.
00:15:29.000 I loaded his gun with live ammo.
00:15:31.000 I switched the live ammo in your drawer with blanks before you went out.
00:15:38.000 You should go on forever.
00:15:40.000 I know I could. No, there were two clips of ammo.
00:15:43.000 No, but also, since you guys have been saying this, I've already messaged my guys to go back and kill your guys, and you're fucked, mate.
00:15:50.000 My guys successfully pulled them off and have messaged Andrew's guys and said, let's team up against Luke to save ourselves time.
00:15:57.000 You're dead, mate. You didn't realize I had a contingency plan in case this was gonna happen.
00:16:01.000 If I die, I have a dead man switch on my phone right now.
00:16:05.000 And if I drop this phone once I die, this whole place blows up.
00:16:08.000 Well, what you don't understand is you're not looking at Tristan Tate.
00:16:11.000 I'm actually a holographic projection being controlled from a safe control room deep underground in a military complex.
00:16:18.000 And I can vanish at any moment.
00:16:21.000 Okay, I can see.
00:16:23.000 I was gonna say I have men in the military complex and they set it up and it's not actually hologram.
00:16:28.000 I win.
00:16:30.000 I win.
00:16:32.000 Everyone's asking why we took down all the Tay Confidential videos.
00:16:39.000 I need to get this guy.
00:16:41.000 We don't just quit making the show.