Tate Speech - October 17, 2022


Andrew & Tristan Tate Explain It All!! | Tate Confidential Ep 161


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

148.22134

Word Count

2,500

Sentence Count

348

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

Join us as we take a trip down the memory lane to the past, present, and future with our good friends, Andrew, Jewel, and Joel. We talk about our favorite memories, our favorite drinks, and what it's like to be a part of a small town in the 90s. Enjoy the ride with us, and remember to be kind with us in the future. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your stuff. Thanks for listening, and Good Luck Out There. -The Guys Who Take Confidential Team Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. No remixes, unless otherwise stated. This episode was produced and edited by Luke and Andrew. We do not own the rights to any music used in this episode. All credit goes to original artists, producers, and labels. Thank you for any and all credit given to artists and labels given to us. The show was produced, edited, and produced by Luke, Andrew and Joel as well as our good friend, Andrew as they own all rights to all music used on this episode and any other music used for this episode, and all other credits given to other artists and artists used in the show. Please do not be offended by the music used without permission. We are not responsible for any other person s credit, credit given or credit given. It was given to anyone else's credit given, except where otherwise due to any third party or other person's credit. Also, we do not claim any other credit or other compensation. except where credit given in any other consideration given, other such credit given by third parties or other such person's use in this podcast or such other compensation is indicated. in any way is due to third party ownership or compensation is owed. by the owner's discretion. P.S. or any other such compensation is being compensated for their fair use or compensation or such compensation. Thank you, etc., etc. for this podcasting or other wise, etc.. as such, etc. etc. in any and other such thing is appreciated in any such thing. In this episode we have no such thing whatsoever. (Thank you for the use of this episode or service provided, etc.)


Transcript

00:00:02.000 I'm glad you're here, Joel.
00:00:04.000 I haven't seen you in a while, Joel.
00:00:06.000 It's been a while.
00:00:07.000 It has been a while.
00:00:09.000 Don't worry, just the one.
00:00:11.000 I'm not the one who makes me turn in the void, void, turn in the void, void, turn in the void.
00:00:19.000 He makes me turn in the void, void, turn in the void, turn in the void.
00:00:27.000 He makes me turn.
00:00:37.000 Good shot, man! Check it out!
00:00:41.000 Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:00:45.000 Hey, sir! Hey, sir! Hey, sir!
00:00:49.000 Hey, sir! Hey, sir!
00:00:52.000 Face! So the show goes on.
00:01:37.000 No, it's not. Everyone's asking why we took down all Take Confidential videos.
00:01:45.000 We don't just quit making the show.
00:01:48.000 We also quit living the life.
00:01:50.000 Yeah, it's all over. We quit existing.
00:01:53.000 Without the channel, we don't exist.
00:01:54.000 We're about to fade into the world. We're actually computer-generated astral projections of the machine world.
00:02:03.000 Luke, you're about to disappear.
00:02:05.000 The moment you close this video, you will cease to exist.
00:02:09.000 Wait, so when we start taking off another trip, we just cease to exist?
00:02:12.000 No, it is. Luke. Alright.
00:02:14.000 Andrew, let's arrange something a little bit fun, but if Luke stops recording Take Confidential during what we're doing that's fun, he ceases to exist.
00:02:23.000 No, but you guys all cease to exist.
00:02:24.000 Do you want to cease to exist, or do you want to go down the rabbit hole of endless boos and private jets and stupid bullshit?
00:02:30.000 That is a good question.
00:02:31.000 Or do you want to cease to exist? You have to make a choice.
00:02:35.000 Is there going to be boos there? Loads.
00:02:37.000 Fucking loads. Loads of boos!
00:02:40.000 I don't mind the jets, I don't mind the woobies, the boats, but there's going to be booze.
00:02:46.000 Lots of booze. Nice G&T for you.
00:02:48.000 Nice. In fact, I haven't had breakfast.
00:02:51.000 The day started right. The day started right.
00:02:52.000 Nice slice of lemon. Wake you up.
00:02:54.000 Alright. Booze or eternal nothingness?
00:02:58.000 I guess, I guess Take Home Financial is continuing.
00:03:01.000 **Train noises**
00:03:24.000 **Train noises** Good, good, good.
00:03:45.000 The people are spoken to.
00:03:47.000 Good, good, good.
00:03:49.000 The way he looks about putting his sachi on now...
00:03:51.000 he could have stood farther away.
00:03:53.000 Maybe he's even hiding from us.
00:03:57.000 Uh, okay fine I guess You know it's just a solves all problems anyway.
00:04:03.000 You stare at it until you die...
00:04:09.000 until you have to stop for a few seconds.
00:04:14.000 Until you have to think again about it.
00:04:18.000 They're called the Matrix Numbers.
00:04:21.000 Yeah, the screen number went down a little bit.
00:04:24.000 Yeah, right.
00:04:49.000 I'll do the upline if I do!
00:04:51.000 Fucking wall, dude.
00:04:57.000 So it's begun.
00:04:58.000 I don't know.
00:04:59.000 So it begins. Shot glasses.
00:05:00.000 Luke, you chose this.
00:05:02.000 No, I didn't. You could have chosen non-existence.
00:05:04.000 Non-existence. That's not really a choice.
00:05:06.000 Shot glasses ready for ya.
00:05:08.000 Non-existence would have been easier than this is gonna be.
00:05:10.000 At least there's donuts. And I'll just slowly drive behind the rest of you.
00:05:14.000 Look, Luke, man, I feel your pain.
00:05:15.000 I refuse to put my foot down.
00:05:18.000 The people who take confidential to understand my pain.
00:05:20.000 I'm done. They don't understand.
00:05:22.000 I'm done. It's good to see you, Jewel.
00:05:24.000 Man, I missed you. Bro.
00:05:27.000 Haven't you missed Jewel, Andrew? Fucking missed him.
00:05:29.000 I'm glad you're here, Jewel. Glad you're here, Jewel.
00:05:31.000 Glad you're here. Missed you. I haven't seen you in a while, Jewel.
00:05:33.000 It's been a while.
00:05:34.000 Missed you. It's been a while. It has been a while.
00:05:36.000 Don't worry. Just the one.
00:05:40.000 Don't listen to him, Jewel. That's code.
00:05:41.000 That's code for many and many.
00:05:43.000 That's code. I genuinely do not want to do this.
00:05:47.000 I don't either. This is pure poison.
00:05:48.000 No, alcohol is pure poison. You know, this is private jet peer pressure.
00:05:51.000 It's a real thing. Private jet peer pressure.
00:05:58.000 Watermelon vodka Aikido.
00:06:04.000 My heart, my lungs.
00:06:05.000 It's horrible. My lungs.
00:06:08.000 I taste it down my spine.
00:06:12.000 I can taste it down my spine.
00:06:14.000 It's only one, baby, don't we?
00:06:16.000 He's looking at me saying, but you said something.
00:06:20.000 No, no, that's cool. No, no, no.
00:06:21.000 No, no, no, don't drink anymore though, you better listen to your woman.
00:06:23.000 You got your there, Joe.
00:06:30.000 I'm going to get out and fucking walk to court.
00:06:32.000 It'll be less painful than this shit.
00:06:37.000 Oh, man. Would you like to have another shot?
00:06:42.000 Yes, please. Four more shots.
00:06:43.000 Yes, please. Thank you for the offer.
00:06:45.000 Thank you. Four more. Thank you.
00:06:46.000 Appreciate that. I think we're out of vodka.
00:06:48.000 Thank you. Four more shots, please. We haven't even left, Leon.
00:06:50.000 How much do I have to pay you for us to be out of vodka?
00:06:52.000 Four more vodka shots, please.
00:06:53.000 Thank you. Jewel, I'll contribute.
00:06:56.000 I'll help. We can be out of vodka.
00:07:01.000 We can forget the vodka. Why is it watermelon, guys?
00:07:03.000 What are you doing? Who cares?
00:07:04.000 We are half black. It's literally like bubble gum.
00:07:06.000 It's a mixed race. We like watermelon.
00:07:09.000 All African-Americans too. You don't understand.
00:07:13.000 We eat Australians like kangaroo flavor.
00:07:17.000 I know the Australians me too.
00:07:20.000 Why'd you let me on the plane then?
00:07:23.000 That's where we need Sterling. We're gonna have that conversation.
00:07:25.000 You need to charge at the gunfire.
00:07:27.000 Charge at the gunfire.
00:07:34.000 for watching.
00:07:35.000 You gotta move through the bullets.
00:07:37.000 Don't let the bullets move through you.
00:07:39.000 Even the smell of this shit is disgusting.
00:07:41.000 It is horrible. It's horrible.
00:07:45.000 Everyone who watches this, Jewel, everyone who watches this thinks that, ah, nah, Luke, I would love to do that.
00:07:52.000 No. It hurts our bones!
00:07:57.000 It's pure poison.
00:07:59.000 Next one. Because I drink with them!
00:08:04.000 Your life's great!
00:08:05.000 It's a little bit of a party.
00:08:07.000 It's because they work 52 weeks a year and they love a weekend of drinking with us.
00:08:11.000 No, but that's the thing. They wouldn't even love a weekend of drinking.
00:08:13.000 They wouldn't even love after the first, I think, 90 minutes.
00:08:16.000 Yep, they'd realize.
00:08:18.000 Holy shit, the pace.
00:08:20.000 Do you remember my birthday?
00:08:22.000 Sorry, I can't hear you, mate. Yeah, I can't hear you either.
00:08:24.000 Sorry. Was Jule talking?
00:08:26.000 Yeah, the sound of you not drinking is drowning out your voice.
00:08:29.000 It must be like refracting off the booze back.
00:08:31.000 Yeah, something weird.
00:08:32.000 Something weird is going on. It's about the moving.
00:08:34.000 I saw it's about the moving as well.
00:08:35.000 The sound travels over water, but it might travel into booze.
00:08:39.000 Oh, this is so horrible. So it's just blocking the waves.
00:08:43.000 This is so horrible.
00:08:45.000 It's so horrible, Jule.
00:08:46.000 Jules, it's horrible.
00:08:48.000 Welcome to big school!
00:08:56.000 Welcome to the real world.
00:08:57.000 Why though? That's the thing.
00:09:00.000 It makes no sense that we do these things.
00:09:02.000 It doesn't. It doesn't. Okay, so now that you can hear me.
00:09:05.000 For my birthday, three weeks every day we got on it.
00:09:08.000 I couldn't get out of bed without drinking two things of Red Bull.
00:09:11.000 I couldn't move. And you were fine, you motherfucker.
00:09:16.000 People don't know. They don't realize.
00:09:17.000 No, they don't realize. Juvies, I see the comments all the time.
00:09:20.000 Oh, I could do that. Luke just can't drink.
00:09:22.000 The thing is, I think I could out-drink most of Take Confidential viewers.
00:09:25.000 You can out-drink most men now. That's the thing.
00:09:27.000 But they don't realize the levels.
00:09:30.000 It's a different game. It's a different game.
00:09:32.000 Oh, boy. So I woke up this morning, and loads of people are making YouTube videos about me.
00:09:38.000 Loads. Now, I don't make YouTube videos about anyone.
00:09:41.000 The idea that I'm going to sit there, watch someone else's video, talk about this person as if they matter, and break it down, don't give a fuck.
00:09:49.000 Because I live a very, very good life.
00:09:52.000 Because I'm an amazing man.
00:09:54.000 So, when people are making all these videos about me, I don't even know until someone messages me, hey, this guy made a video about you, da-da-da-da.
00:10:00.000 And in the comments, there's some people who love me, some people who don't love me.
00:10:03.000 But there is a massive difference between the two types of people, right?
00:10:06.000 The people who like me and the people who dislike me, there's a huge disconnect between the two.
00:10:09.000 The people who like tape, they watch what I say.
00:10:13.000 They join HU, they join the War Room, some of them spread the gospel, either among their friends or some of them spread it online, etc.
00:10:19.000 They absorb the knowledge, they go to the gym, they work out, they work hard, give themselves five or six women, live a good life.
00:10:27.000 The followers of these other people sit at home, watch their videos, get upset that tape's so fantastic, get angry and bitter and hate-filled, sit there fat, do nothing, jerk off and go to bed.
00:10:37.000 So those are the two teams.
00:10:39.000 You either follow Tate, end up motivated, rich, with a bunch of pussy, with a six-pack, or you follow the other people, sitting there, behind your computer screen, obese.
00:10:51.000 Tate's a misogynist.
00:10:53.000 Upset. If I'm such a misogynist, why am I fucking you ain't fucking?
00:10:56.000 I'm such a misogynist. So why are the women coming to me if I'm such a misogynist?
00:11:01.000 So you can choose a team. You can join the other side, the people who all make hate videos on me.
00:11:06.000 Even some people I thought, you know what, they have their brain on, they're kind of cool.
00:11:09.000 Now they're coming sideways because they're jealous of the success.
00:11:12.000 And then they come and say, well, Tate's wrong, da-da-da.
00:11:14.000 Bro, there ain't a person on that fucking platform, a wang, Richard Daniela would kick the fuck out of me.
00:11:20.000 So shut the fuck up.
00:11:22.000 I win. The internet's mine.
00:11:24.000 I own it. All of it is mine.
00:11:26.000 Excuse me, can we have four more shots of vodka, please?
00:11:28.000 I appreciate that. So, Tristan was just joking about how he drank all the vodka and he needs to wash it back with the Ferrier and the ice.
00:11:43.000 Danger down is.
00:11:44.000 I can't hear that. And I wasn't even recording.
00:11:46.000 But I hear them. I actually hear them do what's real and say it's there.
00:11:49.000 I didn't hear that sound. I didn't hear that sound.
00:11:51.000 No, you can. The sound carries.
00:11:54.000 It amplifies the sound.
00:11:56.000 It's a GMT. It's a Dodge Street.
00:11:57.000 Why not enjoy it for a couple of minutes?
00:11:59.000 Why does it have to be 50?
00:12:02.000 Your boyfriend told me you only enjoy sex in five minutes.
00:12:08.000 Joel, I'll tell you a trick.
00:12:09.000 There is no enjoyable drink.
00:12:11.000 It doesn't exist.
00:12:13.000 That's a myth. Cocktails, drink 20 and down them.
00:12:18.000 No such thing.
00:12:19.000 Why does the word cocktail have cock in it?
00:12:23.000 Yeah, not enjoyable at all.
00:12:25.000 Nothing. Look at that shit. So I don't actually know what country we're in.
00:12:33.000 But yeah, we're here.
00:12:35.000 I'm here to support the people of the United States. I'm here to support the people of the United States.
00:12:43.000 Go Chief! Go Chief! Go Chief!
00:12:48.000 And try to follow...
00:12:51.000 Follow Chief.
00:12:53.000 Go Chief! Go Chief! Go Chief!
00:12:55.000 Can I get a back up, sir?
00:13:09.000 you What's that? They're boats.
00:13:13.000 No, my hand. Onwards?
00:13:15.000 I told you it was my hand, you didn't even know what it was.
00:13:17.000 Dom, what's this?
00:13:20.000 Your hand. No, onwards.
00:13:21.000 You're a fucking idiot. Why are you even doing TV? It's the best TV channel in the world.
00:13:28.000 Biggest YouTube channel in history.
00:13:29.000 I don't even do that. We have the most subscribers ever.
00:13:31.000 It's true. People don't realize that, do they?
00:13:34.000 And you don't even know the basics.
00:13:36.000 No, that was onward.
00:13:37.000 I said onwards first, and then he said it's your hand, and then you did the other one, and he said it's not...
00:13:41.000 I said it's your hand, and you said it's onwards.
00:13:43.000 That's a trick question. Yeah, nice try, mate.
00:13:46.000 Nice try. We're in Croatia.
00:13:54.000 It's super nice here.
00:13:55.000 Croatia's a sick country. It actually really is.
00:13:57.000 I think you need to be dialed in to know where the parties are at so it doesn't get too sleepy.
00:14:00.000 But if you were dialed in correctly, I think Croatia would be one of the best countries in the world to live.
00:14:04.000 Because even in the winter, it doesn't get back.
00:14:06.000 It's still drivable in the winter.
00:14:07.000 Yeah. But it'd be awesome.
00:14:09.000 Croatia, if I could start again, Croatia would be a strong contender.
00:14:13.000 But I own Romania now, so I can't.
00:14:14.000 But if I could start again, Croatia would be a very strong contender.
00:14:17.000 Because it is a sick place.
00:14:19.000 It is sick. It is sick.
00:14:24.000 Americans definitely don't know where Croatia is, by the way.
00:14:27.000 10 years it'll be mainstream.
00:14:28.000 10 years it'll be trashed. But for the time being, no.
00:14:32.000 Who's your mate, Luke? It's not my mate.
00:14:34.000 Who's your mate? It's not my mate.
00:14:36.000 It's not my mate. I don't have mates.
00:14:38.000 They're your mates. What about this kind of bike?
00:14:40.000 Your mate? No. It's your mates.
00:14:41.000 I don't have mates. You're the one with mates.
00:14:44.000 You're the only one with mates around here.
00:14:46.000 Do you like me? What about these people in the shade?
00:14:48.000 Are they your mate? No. They've been sitting waiting for the event instead of getting a hotel like we did.
00:14:52.000 They've been sitting here for four hours.
00:14:53.000 Nice. So you're mates, yes?
00:14:55.000 No, they're not my mates. No, it's not.
00:14:58.000 Actually, it kind of is.
00:14:59.000 To be honest, to be fair. Yeah, to be fair, it actually kind of is.
00:15:05.000 No, but they're not my mates.
00:15:06.000 Because I'd sit alone.
00:15:08.000 Because I have no mates your mates
00:15:11.000 Crochet is safe.
00:15:41.000 What are they? Shoes?
00:15:43.000 No. What are you walking on?
00:15:46.000 What do you use to walk?
00:15:48.000 Feet. Legs.
00:15:50.000 Legs. So why you got those ones?
00:15:52.000 What do you mean why do I have these ones?
00:15:55.000 They're mine. You didn't bring your sea legs with you.
00:15:57.000 I did. No, you're not.
00:15:58.000 I did. I brought my sea legs.
00:16:00.000 If there were sea legs, you wouldn't be walking like that.
00:16:02.000 What do you mean? You left your sea legs at home like a dipshit.
00:16:05.000 How am I walking differently?
00:16:06.000 Luke, it is official.
00:16:08.000 You are a dipshit. And you forgot your sea legs.
00:16:11.000 So we're going to have a sea, yacht, bare knuckle straightener to fix this once and for all.
00:16:16.000 How would that give me my sea legs?
00:16:18.000 I can't think of another answer.
00:16:20.000 Can you? If I lost my sea legs...
00:16:23.000 Any other suggestions? I can't do anything else.
00:16:26.000 Maybe sea legs aren't real.
00:16:28.000 We'll see them, won't we? We're having that straight now.
00:16:31.000 If sea legs aren't real, you should win.
00:16:32.000 Shit. What does...
00:16:37.000 I don't give a fuck about you, Luke.
00:16:38.000 I don't give a fuck about nothing else. I don't give a fuck.
00:16:39.000 You can die in a car crash. Take confidential.
00:16:42.000 What does confidential?
00:16:43.000 What letter does it start with?
00:16:46.000 C! There was a hidden message all along.
00:16:49.000 Smell it! No! Smell it!
00:16:51.000 Smell it! Smell it!