Tate Speech - July 24, 2022


CONFIGURING MY BRAND NEW BUGATTI CHIRON SUPER SPORT | Tate Confidential Ep 104


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

151.93625

Word Count

3,178

Sentence Count

470

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary

In this episode, we talk about the new Bugatti Chiron, the new Lamborghini Miura, and the new Aston Martin. We also have a new addition to the Bugatti family, a new car that has been in development for a long time, and we discuss the pros and cons of choosing a color for your next car. We hope you enjoy the episode, and don't forget to subscribe to our channel to get notified when we upload a new episode every Sunday night. You can also join our FB group and join the conversation by using the hashtag on the socials, and find us on if you like the podcast and want to become a supporter, click here. Thanks for listening and share the podcast with your fellow car enthusiast friends! Timestamps: 4:00 - The new car is coming soon 5:30 - What color should you choose? 6:00 What colour should you go for? 7:20 - Is it a good color? 8:30 9:00 Is it worth it? 11:40 - What colour would you like to have? 12:00 Should you go with white or black? 13:15 - Which color do you prefer? 14:00 What colour do you like? 15:00 Does it have a painted line? 16:00 Are you looking for a paint colour? 17:10 - How much money should you spend on your car? 18:00 Do you want to buy? 19: What colour are you looking at? 22:00 Can you go back to? 21: What color would you want? 25:00 Would you prefer to have a paint scheme? 26:10 27:00 Will you drive the car in the car I like to drive it in white or blue? 29:30 What colour is it better? 32:30 Is it better than black or white? 35:00 Which color should I drive? 31:40 36:40 Is it more expensive? 33:40 Do you like it? 35:40 Can I drive it better or not have it in black or red? 37:40,000? 45,000 euro? 41:40? 42, is it more than white or white ? 47,000, do you need to drive a car like that?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Where's that loser? He thought he could fucking hide!
00:00:17.000 Good for you, man!
00:00:18.000 Good for you, man!
00:00:29.000 They're coming to take that!
00:00:35.000 You have a present for me.
00:00:49.000 Want to put presents for me? Absolutely.
00:00:51.000 Come look at this one. Mr.
00:00:55.000 Emery Tate. Chiron.
00:00:58.000 I don't even know what it is.
00:00:59.000 I'm excited. This is a owner's book.
00:01:04.000 Owner's book! Every person that owns a Bugatti Chiron gets this book.
00:01:09.000 Wow. Wow.
00:01:12.000 Who has such nice handwriting?
00:01:14.000 Must have been a girl. Must have been a girl.
00:01:16.000 Beautiful. It's actually one of the designers who does this.
00:01:18.000 Really? Yeah, exactly. And basically, this is the whole story of the development of the car, the technology, the design, everything that's behind it.
00:01:27.000 Let me know when you're done reading it.
00:01:31.000 When I lose my license and I have nothing else to do and I can't drive, I've got something to read now.
00:01:37.000 Thank you very much, man. Thank you very much, man.
00:01:39.000 Thank you. Thank you. It's a nice little coffee table book.
00:01:42.000 Amazing. Oh, we have another present.
00:01:46.000 Bro, you look after me too well.
00:01:48.000 I mean, maybe when you spend millions of euros, people like you.
00:01:51.000 I don't know. It's part of the package.
00:01:54.000 Part of the package. What do we have here?
00:01:56.000 So this is for your office or your wall.
00:01:58.000 It's basically just a sketch of the Pure Sports.
00:02:00.000 So it's a framed sketch that you can put on the wall.
00:02:03.000 Perfect. And the good thing about having Bugatti stuff is you always have the odd idiot with a Ferrari t-shirt on who doesn't have a Ferrari, right?
00:02:09.000 But when you have Bugatti stuff, you have to have a Bugatti.
00:02:12.000 So it's like, is that a Bugatti thing?
00:02:14.000 Yeah, it came with the car.
00:02:17.000 No big deal. Man, awesome.
00:02:19.000 Thank you very, very much, my friend.
00:02:21.000 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
00:02:23.000 That's the least. Right, let's finish the spec on the spaghetti because we have a few things to discuss here because your specking options, funnily enough, on baghettis are expensive.
00:02:34.000 Do you want to spend an extra $300,000 for this little thing?
00:02:39.000 It's like, yes, I do. So let's go through it and work it out.
00:02:42.000 But you have to say yes, right?
00:02:44.000 Nothing happens without you saying yes.
00:02:45.000 I have to say yes, right, yeah.
00:02:46.000 But... I can't wait for this car, man.
00:02:48.000 I'm so excited. Can't wait for this car.
00:02:51.000 Can't wait. I have a lot of cars and I keep collecting cars.
00:02:54.000 I collected two cars this week.
00:02:57.000 You know what? I bought this after two gin and tonic.
00:03:01.000 But a guy eats a guy, right?
00:03:10.000 Is it the pinnacle? Have I reached the top?
00:03:11.000 Am I done with cars after this?
00:03:13.000 I think you're going to sell all these. Oof.
00:03:16.000 You might be right. Yep. Because the thing is, when you drive fast cars, it's not just about going fast.
00:03:21.000 It's the flex, right? It's like, ha, ha, ha, look at me.
00:03:23.000 And how do you surpass a baguette?
00:03:25.000 It's just going to make my Ferrari feel like me.
00:03:28.000 Lots of people at Ferrari.
00:03:29.000 It's a Ferrari. It might do that to me.
00:03:33.000 It's like when you fly first class for the first time after having been sitting in business or coach beforehand.
00:03:39.000 That's it. You're done. You're spoiled.
00:03:40.000 You're ruined. That's right. You can't go back.
00:03:42.000 Exactly. You can't go back. It's the same thing.
00:03:46.000 So I've already chosen the first option.
00:03:48.000 I chose my favorite color, my favorite color design scheme.
00:03:51.000 Here we are. So this is a 285,000 euro option net to have this.
00:04:00.000 To have a painted line.
00:04:01.000 Well, no, it's more than that.
00:04:03.000 But I've really reconsidered this.
00:04:08.000 Let's have a look at this at the later stage again, why you can turn the car on.
00:04:11.000 Because basically, so you see this line here is increased to here in Visual Carbon.
00:04:16.000 I'm not. 285,000 euro plus the AT. That's why other cars.
00:04:22.000 Yeah. I'm trying to choose a color.
00:04:23.000 You're choosing a color for your Bugatti.
00:04:25.000 It costs more than the McLaren I just told you.
00:04:27.000 Yeah, well, there's no problem. You'll sell your Ferrari anyway, so there's your car.
00:04:30.000 Yeah, true. Yeah, this is true.
00:04:31.000 It's true. It's true.
00:04:33.000 All right, okay, let's stick with the mono.
00:04:35.000 Let's stick with the mono for that.
00:04:36.000 We can add that later on.
00:04:37.000 Okay. Anyway, okay.
00:04:39.000 This is why I needed you, bro, because I would have gone through the configurator, just taken everything, and I would have added up with crazy amounts of options I didn't need.
00:04:46.000 So this is the sheet of colors that we have.
00:04:48.000 Okay. We went for the ruby red, which is definitely the best red.
00:04:53.000 So you have the Italian red, but that belongs to cars you soon won't own anymore.
00:04:58.000 Those trash Ferraris.
00:05:01.000 We have a darker one, but that's too old.
00:05:05.000 It's a maroon-ish color that doesn't really work.
00:05:08.000 So this is the...
00:05:09.000 Are all these colors the same price?
00:05:12.000 These are, yeah. What about these patterns down here?
00:05:16.000 They are a little bit more. That's visual carbon fiber.
00:05:18.000 How much is that going to cost?
00:05:20.000 So if you want...
00:05:23.000 You know what? Would you buy my cousin from me?
00:05:26.000 I'll sell you my cousin.
00:05:28.000 Take him! And give me that.
00:05:31.000 How much is this visual carbon fiber?
00:05:33.000 So I have to correct myself before.
00:05:34.000 So the split is 185, not 285.
00:05:37.000 Okay. I got this wrong.
00:05:38.000 So the full carbon fiber is 285.
00:05:41.000 So that means the full body in visual carbon fiber.
00:05:44.000 If you want to go around the carbon fiber road, then I'd do that.
00:05:49.000 So that's full carbon, carbon, full carbon, 285,000 plus VAT. It's more bang for the buck.
00:05:55.000 But rather than going just half pregnant with the 185,000, if you want to do carbon, that's what I would do.
00:06:01.000 But I don't think the car necessarily needs it.
00:06:06.000 I think it's great colors.
00:06:08.000 There's nice tints to it.
00:06:11.000 Something like the blue is insane.
00:06:13.000 We're not showing you guys what we're clicking and specking because you guys have to wait for the Shion to arrive before we show you guys what it's going to look like.
00:06:20.000 It looks fucking incredible.
00:06:22.000 Man, it looks awesome. I'm glad, man, it looks awesome.
00:06:25.000 It looks incredible.
00:06:27.000 It looks incredible. No one's ready for this on the streets.
00:06:30.000 They're not ready. No one's ready.
00:06:31.000 No. They're going to be like, what is that?
00:06:33.000 They are not ready for this on the streets.
00:06:36.000 It looks incredible. And the accent color we've chosen, All the accents you've done, the engine, man.
00:06:41.000 Everything. Everything. It's gonna be beautiful.
00:06:45.000 It's gonna be beautiful. Yeah, no one's ready.
00:06:48.000 Well done. They're not. The world's not ready.
00:06:50.000 It's not ready. It's not ready, is it?
00:06:53.000 People like me shouldn't have things like this.
00:06:55.000 This is what people don't understand. There's people in the world who are allowed things like this, and there's people like me from the street who never get this stuff.
00:07:01.000 And now I'm here, so I'm going to do it my way.
00:07:03.000 You know, we're going to go gangster with it.
00:07:05.000 It'll be the only big guy in the world where someone's smoking a cigar and pumping gangster rap out the window.
00:07:11.000 People like me shouldn't have these things.
00:07:14.000 Man, beautiful. So we're in Italy.
00:07:24.000 We're in Italy. We're in Italy.
00:07:27.000 We're in Germany. It was rainy ass.
00:07:29.000 It was fucking rainy ass.
00:07:30.000 We're in Austria. It was rainy ass.
00:07:32.000 And we're in Italy and it ain't too bad so far.
00:07:34.000 They keep charging me money to drive on their roads.
00:07:36.000 Nice. I don't have any money.
00:07:38.000 I'm poor. Big scam. I'm poor.
00:07:40.000 I don't have any money. Yeah. Just got this new car.
00:07:42.000 Exactly. So they should go through for free.
00:07:44.000 Yeah. They should. Yeah. New cars go through free.
00:07:48.000 No front number plate. Go through the economy. No front number plate for their speed cameras.
00:07:50.000 Hello. Cubs. Yeah.
00:07:52.000 Nobody likes us. Nobody likes us.
00:07:54.000 We don't care. We don't care.
00:07:55.000 So Tristan's called us. He's in some little hotel in some town.
00:08:01.000 That's where we're going. To find Tristan.
00:08:04.000 We're coming for you, Tristan.
00:08:05.000 We're going to call you loads of names.
00:08:07.000 Loads of names. So many names.
00:08:09.000 Until he cries. He might cry.
00:08:11.000 We might be able to get him to cry.
00:08:12.000 We're going to make him cry. Oh, yeah.
00:08:18.000 Yeah, might as well let them know.
00:08:19.000 So, we've been stopped by the cops at a gas station.
00:08:23.000 We're just chilling. We're really on our phones.
00:08:24.000 Just chilling. We're on our phones, just chilling.
00:08:26.000 Drinking Red Bulls. The cops just rolled up on us.
00:08:28.000 Can you show the cops what they're doing?
00:08:30.000 Yeah. I don't know what they're doing anymore.
00:08:32.000 Just rolled up on us. Yeah, they're just...
00:08:34.000 Player haters. Yeah, player haters.
00:08:36.000 Is this car yours?
00:08:37.000 Put me in jail. I don't care.
00:08:41.000 So, it's doomsday for the crypto traders.
00:08:45.000 Everyone's getting fucking wiped out.
00:08:48.000 Annihilated. Also, a bunch of paper-handed bitches are selling their crypto and using their little paper hands as tissues.
00:08:54.000 They're crying. You know what's funny?
00:08:57.000 If you got liquidated or if you're feeling pain right now, one of two things happened.
00:09:01.000 You were either extremely greedy or extremely slow.
00:09:05.000 One of those two things.
00:09:06.000 You sat there and turned 50 grand into 500 grand, and you didn't think, hmm, Something strange is happening here.
00:09:14.000 I should take some profits. No.
00:09:15.000 You thought you were a genius.
00:09:17.000 I'm a genius! I'm so smart!
00:09:20.000 You're not smart. This was coming.
00:09:22.000 The gods must be fed blood.
00:09:25.000 Most of you fuckers must go broke so people like me, the whales, can continue to enjoy the giga pumps into eternity.
00:09:33.000 I don't have to trade crypto.
00:09:35.000 Y'all don't have to go long.
00:09:36.000 You know why? If I want a million of Bitcoin, I take a million cash and I buy Bitcoin.
00:09:40.000 I'm rich rich. So while you're crying your eyes out, I'm getting liquidated.
00:09:45.000 Short, I longed it and it went down more than a- I'm at a brand new McLaren 765LT cruising to the fucking Alps in Italy.
00:09:53.000 I don't give a fuck. Oh no, instead of 13 million in crypto, I have 22 million in crypto.
00:09:59.000 How will I afford gas?
00:10:01.000 I don't give a fuck.
00:10:02.000 Listen, you're either greedy or you are slow.
00:10:05.000 There's a lesson to be learned here.
00:10:06.000 You have to make sure it doesn't happen again.
00:10:08.000 So what I'm going to do is I'm going to put together 10 trading tips.
00:10:11.000 10 trading tips on a PDF so in the next bull run, you don't end up sitting there holding your dick with no money.
00:10:18.000 And if you want it, you can have it for free.
00:10:20.000 All you have to do is DM me and say, please, can I have your tips, Tate?
00:10:25.000 Don't say please, you don't get them.
00:10:27.000 For the rest of you paper handed bitches and all you traitors that lose all your money, have fun staying poor.
00:10:33.000 Where's that loser? He thought he could fucking hide.
00:11:02.000 FUCKING HIGH!
00:11:03.000 Ha ha! Well, we found your Lambo, Mr.
00:11:06.000 Fuckin' Loser. Yeah! Ah!
00:11:07.000 Way to be inconspicuous!
00:11:09.000 Nah, wait till we talk to him.
00:11:11.000 Cunt. You done?
00:11:17.000 Tristan, you're a loser. No, are we done?
00:11:19.000 You're a loser. Wait, wait, wait.
00:11:20.000 Now I have a deal. It's an artist.
00:11:22.000 I don't want to hear what Tristan says.
00:11:23.000 It's not dumb. And I also want to join in, Luke, calling your names.
00:11:27.000 Hey, Luke, who won't finish... You're a super loser.
00:11:29.000 Tristan, you think you're Italian.
00:11:33.000 You're not Italian. My drink is empty and your drinks are full.
00:11:36.000 So this is not the right time to be inside.
00:11:41.000 Although Luke does need a delicious drink.
00:11:43.000 He does. Because I've had 10 drinks which we've not recorded on camera.
00:11:46.000 Yes, at least 10. Probably 12.
00:11:50.000 Everyone who's ever met you has disliked you.
00:11:52.000 I don't like you. I'm aware.
00:11:54.000 I think you should kill yourself. Ah shit, can I say that?
00:11:57.000 Nobody has ever liked you.
00:11:59.000 Ever. Oh, you think I like both of you?
00:12:01.000 I'm stuck in this team.
00:12:03.000 You're both a pair of cunts.
00:12:04.000 You can't keep up with me. We don't want you around.
00:12:07.000 Nobody's ever wanted you around.
00:12:08.000 Never. When you have your full glasses, your insults are falling on deaf ears.
00:12:13.000 I'm too drunk to hear your insults.
00:12:14.000 You are soberly talking to me.
00:12:16.000 Real cute. What is this, fucking preschool?
00:12:20.000 I need more fun. Every single person who has ever met you has been disappointed.
00:12:25.000 Extremely. Yeah, I bet. Disappointed.
00:12:27.000 Yeah, especially with women. Tiny penis.
00:12:31.000 He's getting himself. Yeah.
00:12:32.000 I'm half black.
00:12:34.000 My dad was black, but I get my penis from my mother.
00:12:38.000 I give up. I give up as well.
00:12:40.000 Tristan does win, doesn't he?
00:12:42.000 Booze time. I just beat his body.
00:12:46.000 Is that what happens? Yeah.
00:12:47.000 We came here to insult him, and he doesn't care because we didn't booze.
00:12:51.000 It was only an eight-hour drive, Luke.
00:12:53.000 Checkmate. It always ends in the same.
00:12:56.000 Booze. Welcome to big school.
00:13:02.000 That is pure poison. So we're leaving Italy.
00:13:13.000 We're leaving Italy. I want to go Slovenia and I want to go Croatia.
00:13:16.000 If I'm a G like that.
00:13:18.000 But I do really like Italy. I really like this town.
00:13:19.000 I want to come back at some point.
00:13:22.000 Waste loads of time with an Italian sitting around talking shit over espresso.
00:13:26.000 Italian. So we already speak Italian.
00:13:29.000 Exactly. We could stay.
00:13:30.000 Talk English and do this.
00:13:31.000 Forever.
00:13:31.000 Exactly.
00:13:32.000 You think these are the only supercars that they have seen?
00:13:42.000 Nah. They won't see Lambos.
00:13:45.000 They won't see McLaris. Yeah. Lambos and Ferraris.
00:13:48.000 He was wondering what this car was.
00:13:50.000 The one guy kept trying to look for a license plate in the front.
00:13:52.000 Yeah, that's lame. Life's good.
00:14:17.000 Life might be good.
00:14:19.000 Are we rich? Are we just cruising?
00:14:20.000 Are we just cruising on Italy and brand new?
00:14:23.000 Is that interested in a lamp all night?
00:14:26.000 It just might be.
00:14:28.000 It just might be. That was not even close.
00:14:45.000 Bro, that was not even close.
00:14:48.000 Not even close.
00:14:53.000 Not even close.
00:14:59.000 Yeah, completely differently.
00:15:03.000 That was not even close.
00:15:06.000 Man. So, we're in Croatia.
00:15:10.000 We made it through two borders.
00:15:12.000 Two. Which we're not allowed to go through because of Corona, but we always seem to make it through.
00:15:15.000 We always find a way. I think this whole time, basically, you don't want to go anywhere.
00:15:19.000 They just try to discourage you from dying.
00:15:21.000 Yeah, yep. You actually roll up and go like, no, that's where I live, I have to go, I have to go, they just let you go.
00:15:26.000 Yep. Okay, but where am I going?
00:15:30.000 So we don't know where we're going, but it doesn't matter.
00:15:34.000 It doesn't matter, does it? Because this is...
00:15:37.000 It's the best car. I figured it out.
00:15:40.000 I finally sold the missile.
00:15:43.000 This car...
00:15:45.000 So much grip!
00:15:51.000 This car is the best car!
00:15:57.000 It's a wonderful car.
00:16:03.000 Yeah, I'm lost on the map.
00:16:04.000 Man, they even have this?
00:16:06.000 This is- I have a car player. Man.
00:16:09.000 Any idea? No, I have no idea.
00:16:11.000 I've never been to Craigshire before.
00:16:14.000 What do you think I know?
00:16:15.000 I don't know what these words mean.
00:16:17.000 🎵
00:16:31.000 Huh?
00:16:33.000 Nobody likes us!
00:16:36.000 Andrew, I'm lost, by the way.
00:16:37.000 We're lost! Well, that's gas, man.
00:16:42.000 Fish picnic.
00:16:44.000 Yeah, fish picnic. Anti-stress for men.
00:16:48.000 You have gray hair. You need this, Luke.
00:16:50.000 Nice. To be fair...
00:16:52.000 Oh, there's a lot of anti-stress for men.
00:16:54.000 I have loads of that at home and I'm pretty stressed out by them.
00:16:56.000 They are quite stressful. What's this one?
00:16:58.000 Why do they sell these things? Why do they have this?
00:17:00.000 How's this real? This can't be a real land.
00:17:04.000 Antistress for women. That probably is true.
00:17:07.000 Hello. Okay.
00:17:15.000 Jason, you got cash? I don't need them.
00:17:17.000 But they're kind of cool. We don't need them, but that is interesting.
00:17:21.000 That's super cool. In America, you wouldn't be allowed.
00:17:28.000 America's whack. You wouldn't be allowed because it's bad.
00:17:30.000 Getting shot is fine. It's okay to get shot.
00:17:34.000 Literally. Why are we here?
00:17:41.000 No one will believe the reason.
00:17:43.000 It doesn't make any sense.
00:17:45.000 It is fucking cool. All right, I keep getting emails from people who are watching Tate Confidential saying, how do you afford all these things?
00:17:50.000 How do you afford to travel the world? How do you afford these cars, etc, etc?
00:17:53.000 I'm going to tell you how. But what's amazing is even when you tell people how you make money, they still don't listen.
00:17:57.000 I know, they're stupid. Because you're stupid.
00:17:59.000 So here's what you're going to do. If you're not a moron, You can ask me because I don't want to tell you if you're a moron and then you not do it.
00:18:06.000 If you are not a moron, send an email to cobertatenews at gmail.com saying, I'm not a moron.
00:18:13.000 Also tell me your age, country you live in, and your current job.
00:18:16.000 You can do those things and I will tell you exactly how I make money.
00:18:19.000 And if you're not a moron, you can do it too.
00:18:24.000 Cheers. You're telling me you don't want to go in the aquarium and terrain.
00:18:28.000 Yeah, but there's lizards. He's got a fish.
00:18:33.000 Let us know.
00:18:36.000 You can tell us all now. What about snakes?
00:18:53.000 Are you scared of snakes? I am now, yeah.
00:18:56.000 If they're here, you can. Yeah, let's go.
00:19:00.000 You have to face your fears sometime.
00:19:03.000 You have to face your fears.
00:19:05.000 Face the monster. Yeah, exactly.
00:19:11.000 I like to face my fears, so I'm going to tell you to face yours.
00:19:16.000 Come on, Tristan, it can't happen a second time.
00:19:18.000 I forgot my parking ticket.
00:19:22.000 That's not a parking ticket.
00:19:24.000 Oh, and...
00:19:25.000 Yeah, maybe it's not a parking ticket.
00:19:27.000 I bet it's a leaflet for some advertising thing that they want us to do.
00:19:30.000 Nah, or... hmm.
00:19:34.000 I don't think Croatia would expect that we'd pay this.
00:19:37.000 What's that on that?
00:19:39.000 Letter? Parking ticket though.
00:19:41.000 Parking ticket. I'll do.
00:19:43.000 Oh, wonderful. Nice.
00:19:46.000 Tristan, did you get a parking ticket?
00:19:50.000 Why can't you park here? It doesn't even make sense.
00:19:51.000 I clearly see the blue lines.
00:19:54.000 Who gives a fuck? It's a hundred of their shitty pennies.
00:19:58.000 Ah, Tristan did too.
00:20:01.000 Tristan, they tricked you as well.
00:20:12.000 Wonderful. So Tristan, what are you going to do now that you're impoverished?
00:20:21.000 Because I have to pay a hundred of their money.
00:20:23.000 Yes. I don't even know what their money is.
00:20:25.000 Technically, I don't have any of their money.
00:20:28.000 Where's the ticket? Nice.
00:20:34.000 Nice, they got you. You're poor now.
00:20:36.000 I'm gonna sell it. Sell it all.
00:20:38.000 F**k So we explained it to take a couple of minutes.
00:20:48.000 We ran the casino. And he's a loser.
00:20:50.000 They told Luke to stop filming.
00:20:51.000 We ran the casino. We lost 25,000 euros.