Tate Speech - July 23, 2022


Deleted Scenes From Dubai | Tate Confidential Ep. 52


Episode Stats

Length

27 minutes

Words per Minute

78.49462

Word Count

2,190

Sentence Count

324

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary

Tristan and Andrew's trip to Dubai is ruined when they get lost in the airport, so they head to the airport to get tickets to Dubai, but it doesn't work out as planned, and they end up stranded in the middle of the desert. Meanwhile, Tristan and Andrew attempt to figure out how to get on a plane and make it to Dubai in time, but they don't have enough money to pay for their tickets and the plane is late and they can't even get on the plane in time to make it there in time. This episode is brought to you by SeatGeek, and edited by Adam Karnacz. We apologise for the audio quality in this episode, we are working on making sure it gets better in the future episodes, and we hope you enjoy the quality of the audio and editing, we promise it will get better in future episodes. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we'll make sure to make sure we get your favourite podcasters on the pod as well! Thanks for listening and supporting the podcast, we really appreciate it. See you next time! Timestamps: 5:00 - I'm the Real Champion 6:30 - We don't care about money 7:20 - We're not worried about it 8:00 9:40 - It's just a game 11:00- We're just here to make money 16:00s 17:15 - We have no idea what we're going to do 18:20- We want to do it better than you do it? 19:15- We don t care about it better? 21: What do you like it better 22:30 23:40 24:15 25:40 | We want you to be better than that? 26:10 27:00 | We're gonna do better than the other guy? 30:30 | Can you make it better next time? 31:00 / 32:20 35:00 // 33:00 & 36: Can you do better? 35:40 / 37: Is it a problem? 36:00 + 39:40 + 40? 37:00 Or do you want to get better than me better than this? 39:00 Can you help me do better 41:30 + 40:00


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:38.000 you Oh Where's Mr. Plenty?
00:00:45.000 There's someone from Nevada. What?
00:00:51.000 What's up? What's up?
00:00:55.000 You, you took this one.
00:00:56.000 I bought a plane, managed to pull it off, and we got tickets, and now we're going to Dubai, and I'll VIP you in green, everything I've lost and destroyed.
00:01:02.000 I didn't book tickets, I'm Georgiana.
00:01:05.000 I want this on the record.
00:01:09.000 My personal assistant screwed up a team.
00:01:11.000 I don't screw people up.
00:01:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:28.000 Where are you right now?
00:01:29.000 I'm just having a conversation.
00:01:32.000 That's how we save it.
00:01:37.000 I'm here.
00:01:39.000 You're wounded, man.
00:01:52.000 You're still down.
00:01:54.000 Damn, we need something to do with awkward now.
00:01:57.000 Yeah, it is.
00:01:58.000 Now you're up.
00:02:02.000 I'm up? Then I got recovered for your loss.
00:02:05.000 Sure. Loss.
00:02:08.000 Okay, then I do one.
00:02:10.000 Am I recovered for your...
00:02:11.000 Yeah. Weasley loss?
00:02:13.000 I believe so. How about you?
00:02:16.000 You're not happy. No, you haven't.
00:02:18.000 I must restore family honor.
00:02:21.000 Didn't fuck up there in the direction of it.
00:02:25.000 It's not online gambling.
00:02:27.000 I'm going to change the birds.
00:02:29.000 You're a speed gambler.
00:02:33.000 I'm a gambler of my speed.
00:02:35.000 It's going well.
00:02:39.000 I'm not so slow. Patience.
00:02:41.000 As soon as we get one lay up, literally one lay over the whole thing, I'm taking it.
00:02:49.000 I don't need mine to actually feel like a win.
00:02:55.000 We're getting there.
00:02:57.000 You win every spin.
00:03:01.000 You can't step to me.
00:03:13.000 Tristan, you got a hand.
00:03:15.000 Admit it.
00:03:17.000 Admit I've nearly recovered from your pathetic losses.
00:03:19.000 I nearly saved the family.
00:03:23.000 I nearly saved the family.
00:03:25.000 I like your head.
00:03:31.000 High five.
00:03:35.000 Throw up.
00:03:37.000 To be continued.
00:03:39.000 Thanks for watching.
00:03:41.000 Like, comment, subscribe.
00:03:43.000 See you next time.
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00:04:02.000 Next time. Next time we're bankrupt.
00:04:05.000 Andrew and me both lost the same amount.
00:04:08.000 Actually, Andrew lost double what I lost.
00:04:09.000 So, I'm the real champion.
00:04:11.000 I'm the real champion.
00:04:13.000 How do you spell that?
00:04:15.000 It's called normal gambling.
00:04:19.000 So, we have it every single episode of the game.
00:04:21.000 It's seven.
00:04:23.000 I'm the real champion.
00:04:56.000 There's no one here that can stand up.
00:04:58.000 Yeah, I hope not.
00:05:00.000 31 degrees.
00:05:02.000 I'm the shit.
00:05:24.000 I'm the shit.
00:05:26.000 Business, kickboxing.
00:05:30.000 What?
00:05:32.000 I'm the shit.
00:05:44.000 That piece looks like a piece.
00:06:04.000 I'm the shit.
00:06:06.000 Hello.
00:06:18.000 You need to go fast, dude.
00:06:20.000 Show me the power.
00:06:27.000 In case you haven't watched our series before, we spend all our money flexing on the Broke Boys.
00:06:33.000 Just offset the Broke Boys is what we do.
00:06:35.000 So I found out I could drive the Broke Boys and the Broke Boys out of the way.
00:06:40.000 What the fuck am I coming here for?
00:06:42.000 A walk? I don't even think we have to collect our own luggage.
00:06:58.000 I'm sending bug points to get my luggage.
00:07:00.000 Yeah, so the quick thing is bring everyone up to speed.
00:07:07.000 So Mike took forever to do every episode, as you knew by the end of the last episode.
00:07:11.000 He was really fucking slow.
00:07:12.000 We were giving a millionaire's life and he took too fucking long.
00:07:15.000 So he fired Mike. It's a shame.
00:07:17.000 I liked Mike. I liked Mike too.
00:07:19.000 And then loads of cool shit happened.
00:07:21.000 Loads of shit that should have been on film.
00:07:22.000 Loads of amazing efforts. Those were missed.
00:07:24.000 Yeah. And then I was walking down the street one night and I saw this fucking huge seven foot four dude.
00:07:29.000 I said, what's your name? With a camera.
00:07:30.000 Yeah, he had a camera, and he's walking around, and he had a sign saying, I want to do a vlog, my name's Runfold.
00:07:35.000 Seven foot four, Rubik's Cube World Champion.
00:07:37.000 So you had to wrestle him to the ground and capture him.
00:07:40.000 Like a Pokemon. Exactly.
00:07:42.000 And now, he makes our video.
00:07:44.000 You can't see what he looks like.
00:07:46.000 Seven foot four, Rubik's Cube World Champion.
00:07:50.000 That's Runfold. So Runfold's the new camera guy.
00:07:55.000 And now, all our episodes are going to be A better be on time.
00:07:59.000 Yo, wrong phone. Do some cool edit shit here to show them the power of your editing.
00:08:05.000 I'm too busy getting money.
00:08:07.000 Ain't worried about you niggas ain't on me.
00:08:10.000 You ain't got nothing better to do with your time.
00:08:16.000 I want you watching my every move.
00:08:18.000 Trying to watch everything I do.
00:08:21.000 I ain't worried about you niggas.
00:08:23.000 No, I ain't worried about you niggas.
00:08:25.000 I'm getting my Do something cool.
00:08:43.000 Yeah, stay focused.
00:08:45.000 What?
00:08:47.000 So basically, we've got four open penthouses in line.
00:09:11.000 Which is, one of the bedrooms is substantially better.
00:09:15.000 And I can actually use that room.
00:09:17.000 No, I don't care.
00:09:19.000 I found this place, I broke it.
00:09:21.000 I've got dice.
00:09:23.000 I do not have a dice.
00:09:25.000 If any internet dice can be used, I'll call you.
00:09:29.000 I do not have a coin.
00:09:31.000 Do you have a coin?
00:09:33.000 No, I'm not going to call you.
00:09:35.000 You're a broke boy.
00:09:37.000 I'm definitely not.
00:09:39.000 Not to say you're a broke lawyer, Doc.
00:09:42.000 Because he's bigger than me.
00:09:43.000 But it would be useful.
00:09:45.000 Any coin of any type.
00:09:47.000 Boom! English 10 pin.
00:09:51.000 Alright, I flip, you call it. Let's flip it.
00:09:54.000 Ready? Go on, flip it.
00:09:56.000 Heads! Heads!
00:10:02.000 Woo! You got lucky.
00:10:05.000 No luck. Beginning of the adventure.
00:10:08.000 Alright. All of a sudden it's just so big and stingy.
00:10:39.000 I'm just saying it's so much. It's so much you're doing your life to.
00:10:44.000 Don't follow my time.
00:10:47.000 We would have been able to make this year.
00:10:50.000 We were just like, where?
00:10:53.000 We did buy a house, but like, we're missing half a million dollars in value.
00:10:59.000 That we can't add up to.
00:11:03.000 Like, Ukraine, that was three that night.
00:11:07.000 We took a look at it.
00:11:08.000 It's a good house.
00:12:08.000 So just finished sparring.
00:12:10.000 I was being a bit nice, you know.
00:12:11.000 Nah, he's good. But then we got some bullshit challenge.
00:12:15.000 We're gonna walk to the top of the tower, 80 floors up the stairs.
00:12:17.000 I don't know, how did this happen? Someone was talking some shit about walking up the stairs.
00:12:22.000 How did this happen? How did we agree on this?
00:12:24.000 I don't know. We're walking 80 floors, 80 floors to the top.
00:12:28.000 Look at them all doing double steps and running their shit.
00:12:34.000 I'm barefoot.
00:12:38.000 I don't have any speaker to do.
00:12:41.000 Mother Nature's speaking to you, Joran.
00:12:46.000 Oh, good.
00:12:47.000 First you need to go faster than this.
00:12:49.000 Now, Lord, I regret it.
00:12:50.000 I think we should place some money on where our boy is.
00:12:53.000 I'm going to go buy a new pair.
00:12:54.000 What do you reckon? Runfall.
00:12:57.000 Runfall. Runfall.
00:13:00.000 It's going to do it. We're supposed to get to the top.
00:13:02.000 We're all this way. I'm thinking the, after Jesus' moment, we're going to be able to bring people out of it.
00:13:10.000 Yeah, yeah. That's what I mean.
00:13:12.000 It's unbearable.
00:13:16.000 How did this get rid of one?
00:13:18.000 I don't know if I've ever seen this one.
00:13:20.000 Is there a dog that looks like you?
00:13:22.000 It's a good one.
00:13:32.000 It's a dog.
00:13:34.000 It's a dog.
00:13:36.000 Sorry for Mr. Fucking Jungle on the man.
00:13:38.000 Exactly. We're forwarding him on a pathway.
00:13:42.000 This is much harder than a manual cardio.
00:13:48.000 An hour of sex. Much harder than the precepts.
00:13:53.000 I thought too loud at the end of the day.
00:13:56.000 The hollowest victory of all.
00:14:19.000 Oh.
00:14:20.000 We're at the top.
00:14:23.000 And the door's locked. How are you feeling?
00:14:28.000 Jules fine. Do it again.
00:14:30.000 Jules probably got a boner.
00:14:32.000 Right the fuck for six hours.
00:14:36.000 Andrew's dead. I'm triple dead.
00:14:40.000 and Ron fold.
00:14:42.000 I'm going to try and get a good shot of this.
00:14:49.000 I'm going to try and get a good shot of this.
00:15:18.000 That's some cold hard cheese shit.
00:15:22.000 Supposedly, these are the fastest go-karts you can rent.
00:15:26.000 So I'm about to brunt you up.
00:15:29.000 My arm falls out of place if I do this.
00:15:31.000 I've got an injury on my shoulder. It's about to lose.
00:15:34.000 I said I didn't want to come. Guys, the GoPro's not working.
00:15:42.000 You can't fucking film with a fucking iPhone on a fucking go-kart track, Ronvald.
00:15:46.000 You know what? Mike, Mike fucked up loads, and Mike is here.
00:15:49.000 Ronvald, you're supposed to be the guy.
00:15:51.000 You're supposed to be the man.
00:15:53.000 Try and turn it off. Maybe it's the person.
00:15:56.000 Not working. Not working.
00:15:57.000 The GoPro doesn't work.
00:15:59.000 Did you charge it?
00:16:02.000 Yeah. I don't know, Ronvald.
00:16:06.000 You're lucky you're 7'4".
00:16:07.000 You're lucky.
00:16:09.000 I'm just going to have to beat you at go-karting without it being filmed.
00:16:13.000 And then take you back here with a GoPro that works next week.
00:16:17.000 So maybe this was all a plan, a conspiracy by you to go go-karting twice.
00:16:22.000 Maybe you're just a super go-kart fan and I'll let that slide.
00:16:25.000 But if next time we come here we don't have a working GoPro, I'm gonna be pissed.
00:16:32.000 Still ordering HVADs, still building buildings, and I'll tell you all about that.
00:16:41.000 that.
00:16:42.000 I've got jet skiing, but it's 8am and I don't like cold, I don't like the ocean, so I better not fall in.
00:16:49.000 It's not gonna be cold?
00:16:51.000 No, I'm not cold. It's gonna be cold.
00:16:55.000 So I'm gonna leave Yo!
00:17:08.000 They're fast though. They're fast as shit!
00:17:15.000 I need gloves though.
00:17:16.000 I cut my fingers on the rubber on this bit here I'm going to try and get it out of the way. It's not going to come out.
00:17:29.000 I'm going to try and get it out of the way.
00:17:36.000 I cut my fingers on the rubber on this bit here.
00:18:02.000 I need to stay fucking still.
00:18:05.000 But I keep spinning around and shit.
00:18:08.000 Look, first layer of skin done broke off, bruv.
00:18:12.000 The fuck is this?
00:18:15.000 That's why black men don't fucking jet ski.
00:18:17.000 This is some bullshit. There's a run boat here.
00:18:22.000 Seven foot motherfucker on a motherfucking jet ski.
00:18:24.000 And I fucking cut myself.
00:18:27.000 Black people don't fucking jet ski?
00:18:29.000 Hell no. Fuck this.
00:18:32.000 I ain't coming back. Not with these motherfuckers.
00:18:36.000 Nope. Not with nobody.
00:18:38.000 Why can't this shit stay still?
00:18:40.000 Why you keep spinning around?
00:18:42.000 You guys better shit than me man!
00:18:50.000 Shit wait wait Y'all got me fucked up Bye!
00:19:09.000 Bye!
00:19:11.000 Y'all got me fucked up.
00:19:18.000 This is some bullshit.
00:19:21.000 I'm gonna go get a drink of water.
00:19:37.000 I see it on films.
00:19:42.000 When you get water in your boat, you start sinking.
00:19:45.000 Bet I get this shit out. Goddamn.
00:19:49.000 Y'all got me fucked up
00:19:51.000 I'm fucked up!
00:21:00.000 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:21:02.000 I think he's trying to get the girl on the road.
00:21:06.000 I think he's trying to get the girl on the road.
00:21:14.000 You know what I mean?
00:21:15.000 It's just hilarious the narrative that comes out of people.
00:21:18.000 It's just hilarious.
00:21:20.000 I'm a man of my word.
00:21:43.000 Of course, that's what happens when you haven't trained in three years.
00:21:47.000 You come to Dubai, Rob goes, don't worry, I'm not the UAE Heavyweight Champion for you.
00:21:51.000 Lovely. Lovely.
00:21:53.000 We'll see.
00:21:55.000 I don't know.
00:22:15.000 Dad is directing you to stop coolly.
00:22:18.000 Hurry.
00:22:22.000 Why does he have to feed you?
00:22:25.000 What is wrong with my dog?
00:22:30.000 He had a terrible audio quality and they needed to doayed remedy to get him over with his auto having dominated for generations.
00:22:38.000 Got it?
00:22:39.000 Self mute on your face.
00:22:41.000 Are you trying to make me do it again, mom?
00:22:45.000 I'm sorry.
00:23:04.000 7.
00:23:17.000 FIREWORKS 8.
00:23:36.000 FIREWORKS.
00:23:56.000 9.
00:24:08.000 FIREWORKS.
00:24:20.000 10.
00:24:32.000 FIREWORKS.
00:24:44.000 11.
00:24:58.000 FIREWORKS.
00:25:18.000 12.
00:25:32.000 FIREWORKS.
00:25:52.000 13.
00:26:08.000 FIREWORKS.
00:26:36.000 You know what it is? We don't have actual real life in this way to buy.
00:26:39.000 And it's fine, but to buy is expensive.
00:26:43.000 People who don't like it like the jet skis.
00:26:46.000 Three, four, a hundred bucks.
00:26:48.000 Massage, three, four hundred bucks.
00:26:49.000 Nice dinner, three, four hundred bucks.
00:26:51.000 I think a thousand a day, to me, to you, it's like, who cares?
00:26:54.000 Like, you're spending money.
00:26:55.000 But to most of you, a thousand is a month's work.
00:26:58.000 They can't do that in a day.
00:27:00.000 They come to Dubai and they, you know, they sit around and drink in their hotel room and say Dubai's boring.
00:27:05.000 Because it's expensive. It's fun for you and you need to have money.
00:27:09.000 And loads of people in Dubai are both.
00:27:11.000 It looks like it's rich, but loads of brokers are there.
00:27:14.000 There's a lot of credit card debt, there really is.
00:27:16.000 Yeah, I bet. There's a lot of examples of people who walk up and they leave with less...
00:27:20.000 Even when they've been here for extra money, years and they've spent extra money, they head home with less money.
00:27:27.000 We could all swim and jump in, you know.
00:27:29.000 So this is a good one to jump off if you want to get that footage.
00:27:32.000 Eh, maybe. Iron jumping in no more.
00:27:35.000 I have a saying, oceans are just swimming pools for poor people.
00:27:40.000 I like my luxury, clear-ass swimming pool.
00:27:46.000 No sharks, no jellyfish, no one shits in it.
00:27:50.000 It's wonderful.
00:27:51.000 It's good.
00:27:52.000 Yeah.
00:27:53.000 Oceans are swimming port of port before.