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MASSIVE STRIKE IN BUCHAREST | Tate Confidential Ep. 25


Summary

Dice, Luke, Tyrone, and the Duke are in a bowling alley, and they're not scared of bowling. They're scared of real roads. And a secret escape room. And Batman. And balloons. And baseballs. And bowling. And more. This episode was written and produced by me and my good friend Luke. We recorded this episode in our spare time, so please bear with us as we work out the kinks. We hope you enjoy it, and if you like it, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and we'll read it out to you in the next episode. Thank you so much for listening to this episode, it was a lot of fun to make and we hope you do too! XOXO, Luke and Luke xoxo Luke and I - Luke - Luke - Luke's Theme Song: "I Don't Know" by Ian Dorsch (feat. Andrea Thomas) - "A Little Too Sensual" by Kevin McLeod - Outtro Music: "In My Head" by Zapsplat by Ian McLeod - "Outro Music: Chino - "In Your Face" by Jeff Perla - "I Can't Believe It's My First Time" by John Rocha - "Solo" by James Ruzicka - "Goodbye Outer Space" by Chadwick - "It's Not Your Day" by Sideshow - "Let's Talk About It" by Fergie - "I'm Not Sorry" by Squeals - "Too Effing Goodbyes" by Eddy - "We'll See You Soon" by Mr. & Mr. Peezy - "You Don't Need a Bowl" by Tanya - by Peece - "Don't Get My Number" by Chino and I'm Not Gonna Miss It by Jayne - "Peece and I'll Call It Out" by Jonny - "Noah and I Can't Stop by You" by Puff & I'm Too Goodbye - "Can't Get It By You're Not Good Enough? and "You're Too Good By Me And I'll Have It By Me & I'll Talk About That's Not Good By You?" - "Babe & I Don't Have It Anymore" by Koko - "So I'll Hear It by You Can See It?"


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Good shot there from Tate!
00:00:02.000 A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
00:00:20.000 But I'm not a girl.
00:00:22.000 I'm a girl.
00:00:36.000 you Thank you.
00:00:40.000 We're going boldly.
00:00:41.000 No, we're not. He thinks we're going boldly, but I'm going boldly.
00:00:43.000 Listen, if you're a genuine bad man, like a man of the road, you stab a man who looks at you wrong, what's your favorite sport?
00:00:51.000 None of those people have ever been boldly.
00:00:54.000 No, it's never been boldly.
00:00:57.000 What else are you going to do? Shooting!
00:01:00.000 I'm about to shoot the ball at the pin!
00:01:04.000 You're scared! I'm not scared!
00:01:07.000 I'm sure scared! If I- I'm gonna be- I'll fuck you up!
00:01:11.000 I'm gonna do something that's scarier than bowling.
00:01:14.000 That's to prove I'm not scared of bowling.
00:01:15.000 Bro, let me tell you something. When I beat you at bowling, When I be in the bowling, please get a close-up of his baby face.
00:01:22.000 Where's the bowling? There's gonna be bowling!
00:01:24.000 The duke is right. The duke is right. All three of us are.
00:01:28.000 Dice is bowling! Dice is bowling! Dice is bowling! Dice is bowling!
00:01:31.000 Dice is bowling! Dice is bowling!
00:01:33.000 Dice is bowling! Dice is bowling!
00:01:38.000 Gold button, Gold button. Gold button still locked on me.
00:01:41.000 Alright, you go start. Alright. This is gonna be a 6. That means we know. We're not gonna lose. We're not gonna win.
00:01:48.000 That's a 6. We're not gonna win. That's a 6.
00:01:54.000 Six! I told you!
00:01:57.000 Because I'm the master of life!
00:02:00.000 Superroll! Yeah, Superroll's old.
00:02:03.000 See? Five. Five?
00:02:05.000 There's no way to Tyrone.
00:02:08.000 Tyrone Leatherman.
00:02:10.000 Four! Four! Alright, we're going to the secret escape room.
00:02:13.000 We're going to the escape room. Are they open?
00:02:15.000 I don't know. If they're not open, then I think I can just stop what we do by the next default.
00:02:20.000 No, it's going to be boring. Yeah, it's going to be boring.
00:02:23.000 What would it be? Listen, you're all just scared of real roads.
00:02:26.000 It's going to be scared of real roads.
00:02:30.000 Alright, escape room, let's go.
00:02:31.000 Boom. So in the general world they're geese.
00:03:03.000 And they become clients, and then there are gooses, and then you've removed the gooses to make them up.
00:03:08.000 When you have one goose, you have a goose.
00:03:10.000 When you have two goose, you have what?
00:03:12.000 Geese? No, gooses.
00:03:14.000 You can have one geese.
00:03:15.000 For me, a geese will lose the goose.
00:03:17.000 You don't know shit!
00:03:23.000 I'm super powerful.
00:03:26.000 She doesn't move. She knows.
00:03:27.000 Two, yeah, two. I ain't got my phone.
00:03:30.000 Oh, no. These are gonna make you die.
00:03:39.000 Yeah. You don't eat enough junk.
00:03:41.000 That's how you don't stop.
00:03:43.000 Is that how it works?
00:03:45.000 That's how it works?
00:03:47.000 I don't get it.
00:03:49.000 What?
00:03:51.000 Cause you know I'm about to own you.
00:03:53.000 I'm a bad man.
00:03:55.000 I'm about to fuck you up.
00:03:57.000 Cause you know I'm about to own you.
00:03:59.000 I'm a bad man.
00:04:01.000 I'm about to fuck you up.
00:04:03.000 I'm about to fuck you up!
00:04:05.000 Watch me win! Bro!
00:04:07.000 Watch me win! Bro, you don't know how badly this is gonna hurt.
00:04:12.000 How do we bowl? Staying ready!
00:04:14.000 Ready!
00:04:16.000 Nice!
00:04:30.000 I can't breathe!
00:04:33.000 I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.
00:04:35.000 I want you. I'm all Batman.
00:04:40.000 I have some balloons.
00:04:43.000 I have some balloons. I have some balloons. I have some balloons.
00:04:44.000 I have some balloons. I have some balloons.
00:04:46.000 And uh, I see where we're headed.
00:04:49.000 These baseballs, and another old Luger saw.
00:04:53.000 Shit, I need a bowl.
00:04:55.000 Fuck!
00:04:59.000 I need a bowl.
00:05:02.000 Warm up.
00:05:05.000 I see you, mate.
00:05:06.000 We're afraid of the bowl.
00:05:08.000 Fuck the bowl.
00:05:09.000 Fuck the bowl.
00:05:10.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:05:11.000 I'm sorry.
00:05:14.000 What is this?
00:05:19.000 We're about to hold that. Yeah,
00:05:56.000 There it goes.
00:05:57.000 It's got to rest it.
00:05:58.000 Number ten, aim number ten.
00:06:00.000 There it is, there it is.
00:06:01.000 Oh, I see.
00:06:02.000 Oh, I see.
00:06:31.000 Now we have to bowl all day.
00:06:33.000 What?
00:06:36.000 Are these different weights?
00:06:46.000 Should I be carrying it?
00:06:48.000 I'm not sure.
00:06:54.000 Oh, it's Mr. Planty.
00:07:22.000 those are the things I got.
00:07:51.000 So, Ron Coles the champion.
00:08:13.000 Ron Coles too consistent on the streets.
00:08:15.000 I get strike and then I completely miss.
00:08:17.000 Ron Coles consistent.
00:08:18.000 Me and team, baby Luke, we don't talk about it.
00:08:24.000 I learned how to bowl.
00:08:26.000 Maybe you'll get famous as a player.
00:08:28.000 Famous as a gamer.
00:08:30.000 Shit.
00:08:34.000 So how do you know I bowl?
00:08:38.000 Bowling beats.
00:08:40.000 Bowling didn't beat you by like one or two pitches.
00:08:42.000 You lost by 20 to 30.
00:08:46.000 Bowling was attractive.
00:08:50.000 A trap in which all you guys are using.
00:08:53.000 And I have almost never played it.
00:08:56.000 No one's played bowling.
00:08:58.000 You guys have bowling.
00:08:59.000 No, no, you get all over this and roll forward.
00:09:02.000 Alright, last one.
00:09:15.000 Finally gets it.
00:09:28.000 Alright, 10.
00:09:30.000 10.
00:09:32.000 Nice!
00:09:41.000 Good.
00:09:42.000 10.
00:09:43.000 Good try.
00:10:02.000 40 of angles here, sir.
00:10:04.000 That was enough.
00:10:08.000 You can prove for money.
00:10:10.000 Thank you.
00:10:11.000 What was that target?
00:10:22.000 I just watched it.
00:10:24.000 And?
00:10:25.000 I threw it at him.
00:10:26.000 I was giving him trouble.
00:10:27.000 Oh, I see.
00:10:28.000 I see.
00:10:29.000 I see.
00:10:30.000 But he's not playing.
00:10:31.000 Yeah.
00:10:32.000 Who do you think you're playing with?
00:10:33.000 He's not playing.
00:10:34.000 So, you remember me?
00:10:35.000 I only remember you winning three matches.
00:10:37.000 I was there and I beat you.
00:10:39.000 You couldn't be...
00:10:41.000 There's a piano game.
00:10:42.000 I'm multi. It's a child's game.
00:11:06.000 It's even at a child's height where me standing up fully Me standing up fully, I can't reach the frog with the head.
00:11:15.000 So it's not a real game.
00:11:18.000 I mean, your score, you can probably beat the frog.
00:11:24.000 I feel like a total of your plus-up.
00:11:27.000 No, it's actually a child's game.
00:11:28.000 When you're standing up straight, you can't reach.
00:11:31.000 That's it. I'm holding on, I'm going to be a child's height.
00:11:35.000 Bro, it's not crazy. I'll whoop your ass.
00:11:37.000 This is me. This is going to be Charles' place.
00:11:40.000 You see?
00:11:42.000 Hold on a second. Hold on a second.
00:11:44.000 Ah, perfect.
00:11:45.000 I'll put the coin in a second.
00:11:47.000 Put the coin in a second.
00:11:49.000 I don't have any fucking...
00:11:50.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:11:51.000 Stop that.
00:11:52.000 Hey, come and play.
00:11:58.000 Serious business.
00:12:00.000 Fuck off.
00:12:11.000 The End BYE!
00:12:17.000 This year me and my brother are getting serious about our money.
00:12:20.000 We're not going to be leaving Bucharest that much because we are opening casinos all over Bucharest.
00:12:25.000 This is number one and you're going to see about eight or nine more openings throughout the year.