Tate Speech - EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 105

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00:23:24.000 all I need is a study which was designed in El Micah and Gertas.

00:23:29.000 Championship was bounced off, Retirement Polar,

00:23:35.000 and the next and the next day.

00:24:06.000 The next day.

00:30:06.000 So, I was thinking, I'll have a nice cigar.

00:30:12.000 And then I was thinking, well, why don't I have a nice cigar with my friends on an emergency meeting?

00:30:19.000 Sounds nice.

00:30:21.000 Then I thought, why don't I do something else I enjoy at the same time?

00:30:28.000 Why don't I make fun of Kamala Harris?

00:30:31.000 And then I thought, As a consummate professional who likes to do an all-encompassing job, why don't I just make fun of all women?

00:30:43.000 So I kinda went from sitting on my chair working to, let's have a cigar with my friends and make fun of women!

00:30:53.000 And here we are!

00:30:56.000 Luckily for us, they give us endless content to work with.

00:31:00.000 Look, I know.

00:31:01.000 I know.

00:31:02.000 Trump's won now.

00:31:03.000 We all have to clean up our act, all of us right-wing influencers.

00:31:06.000 We're not allowed to be misogynistic and racist anymore because they just tar Trump with it.

00:31:11.000 I get it.

00:31:12.000 But can't we have one last one for the road?

00:31:15.000 A road beer?

00:31:17.000 You know?

00:31:18.000 One last spin.

00:31:22.000 So, uh, here we are.

00:31:26.000 We're gonna focus on Kamala at first.

00:31:29.000 But you know what I'm like once I get started.

00:31:31.000 You ever been driving a car and almost crashed?

00:31:46.000 You ever been driving a car and almost crashed?

00:31:48.000 And then afterwards you go, whew, close.

00:31:51.000 And then you imagine that alternate reality where you could have crashed a car that exact second and how bad it all could have gone.

00:32:00.000 You know?

00:32:01.000 That's how I felt today, thinking that Kamala was almost the president.

00:32:09.000 Do you guys have any idea how close we came to total fucking disaster?

00:32:15.000 Let's all take a second and once again thank our lucky stars that she didn't win.

00:32:23.000 The world would have been insufferable.

00:32:26.000 And we came so close and now we're like, okay, Trump won, whatever.

00:32:30.000 And we're all over it.

00:32:31.000 No.

00:32:31.000 We need to go back.

00:32:32.000 You nearly lost your life in that car accident.

00:32:35.000 You need to dwell on it a bit.

00:32:37.000 Dwell on your choices.

00:32:39.000 Dwell on your decisions.

00:32:41.000 What would happen if I did hit that tree?

00:32:45.000 Are my kids going to be okay?

00:32:47.000 Like, think about this stuff.

00:32:48.000 We're going to think about it.

00:32:49.000 We came this fucking close to endless DEI. Girlboss!

00:32:59.000 There's nothing worse than girlboss, bro.

00:33:02.000 There's nothing more depressing as a man than sitting there needing something done and a female's attempting to do it.

00:33:13.000 And you're just looking at her, observing her ineptitude, and she's not even humble about how she's failing.

00:33:21.000 She's girlbossing it.

00:33:22.000 You know?

00:33:23.000 I know what I'm doing!

00:33:24.000 I'm just sitting there like, bruh.

00:33:28.000 That would have been the entire presidency.

00:33:30.000 A tranny in every office.

00:33:33.000 Who's good at securing the border?

00:33:35.000 A tranny!

00:33:36.000 Who's good in the military?

00:33:38.000 A tranny!

00:33:39.000 Who's good with the banking?

00:33:40.000 A tranny!

00:33:42.000 Who's good?

00:33:42.000 Like, every single fucking office would have been filled with trannies.

00:33:45.000 White people would have never got a job ever again.

00:33:49.000 Bro.

00:33:52.000 It would have been bad.

00:33:54.000 So I'm going to remind you how close we came.

00:33:57.000 That's my job, is to remind you how close we came to fucking disaster.

00:34:06.000 But we've been unburdened, luckily, by Donald Trump.

00:34:09.000 He unburdened us from this shit.

00:34:12.000 And I ask you to remember the context in which you exist.

00:34:20.000 Yeah, I did that.

00:34:22.000 Uh-huh.

00:34:23.000 I ask you to remember that this struggle is not new.

00:34:35.000 Thank you.

00:35:03.000 I'm gonna play it again.

00:35:05.000 We're gonna watch it again.

00:35:08.000 We're gonna watch it again.

00:35:10.000 Forget all the amazing things Trump has done.

00:35:13.000 Think of all the amazing things Trump has done.

00:35:15.000 These motherfuckers would have done nothing.

00:35:17.000 Nothing would have changed.

00:35:19.000 Nothing would have got fixed.

00:35:20.000 Everything would have got worse.

00:35:22.000 They would have continued to steal your money and you would have been forced to endure and observe this shit.

00:35:28.000 And I ask you to remember...

00:35:32.000 The context in which you exist.

00:35:36.000 Yeah, I did that.

00:35:38.000 I ask you to remember that this struggle is not new.

00:35:54.000 Yeah, I did that.

00:35:56.000 Uh-huh.

00:35:57.000 You know what you did?

00:35:57.000 You're fucking lost.

00:35:59.000 You're lost.

00:36:01.000 Taylor Swift lost.

00:36:02.000 All your dickhead devil-worshipping fucking celebrities lost.

00:36:05.000 You all lost.

00:36:08.000 Women can't do anything right.

00:36:11.000 That's why we give them unimportant jobs.

00:36:14.000 You know?

00:36:14.000 Like clean the house.

00:36:16.000 It's not only that we don't want to do it.

00:36:18.000 It's that if they don't do it right, they can do it again without that much consequence.

00:36:24.000 You can't give women a job that they have to get right the first time, like fly a plane.

00:36:28.000 Anything they can redo, Make my dinner.

00:36:32.000 This is shit.

00:36:33.000 Make something else.

00:36:35.000 Clean the house.

00:36:36.000 It is clean.

00:36:36.000 That's not clean.

00:36:38.000 Do it again.

00:36:39.000 But if it's something they have to do right the first time, then you ask a man to do it.

00:36:46.000 True or false?

00:36:49.000 It's fucking true, bruv.

00:36:51.000 We couldn't have her as fucking president.

00:36:53.000 And the worst thing about girlbosses is, the harder they fail, the more arrogant they become as a defense.

00:37:01.000 Because as a man, if I am told as a man to move this can from place A to place B, and I fail, and you ask me why, I'll explain why I failed.

00:37:13.000 Or explain my plan to fix and rectify the problem in the near or immediate future.

00:37:19.000 A woman has no plan.

00:37:21.000 And she can't take criticism.

00:37:23.000 So when you ask her to move the can and she fails, her only response is to ignore the entire task she was trusted with in the first place and respond with brutal arrogance.

00:37:35.000 That's all she could do.

00:37:37.000 Why didn't you move the can?

00:37:40.000 I'm speaking!

00:37:43.000 The fuck's that gonna do with the job I told you to do?

00:37:45.000 Fucking move the fucking can!

00:37:49.000 You know, my father, my late great father, I didn't realize a lot of his genius until he died.

00:37:55.000 And now he's dead.

00:37:56.000 My brother and I say to each other every day, Dad was right.

00:37:58.000 About a million different things.

00:37:59.000 We say it all the time.

00:38:01.000 But one of the things he was best at, I remember when I was a kid, I was like seven or eight years old.

00:38:06.000 And he'd say, is it raining?

00:38:07.000 And my mom would look out the window and go, no.

00:38:10.000 And my dad would say, I don't trust women.

00:38:12.000 Andrew, go look.

00:38:13.000 I go look outside the window.

00:38:14.000 I'd say, a little bit.

00:38:15.000 He'd say, yeah, thought so.

00:38:18.000 When women told my dad anything, he said, no, you can't even be trusted to observe the weather.

00:38:24.000 No.

00:38:25.000 Is there a man around?

00:38:27.000 Even an 8-year-old child.

00:38:29.000 Are there any boys?

00:38:30.000 Is there any man who can do this?

00:38:33.000 I trust an 8-year-old boy more than I trust a full-grown woman.

00:38:37.000 Can anybody fucking answer this question?

00:38:39.000 I don't listen to women.

00:38:41.000 Because you're always wrong.

00:38:44.000 Back then, I was like, I didn't really get it.

00:38:46.000 Now I get it.

00:38:47.000 How many times have you asked a chick something?

00:38:48.000 And it's like, normal shit.

00:38:50.000 And you're like, how did you get that wrong?

00:38:53.000 Huh?

00:38:54.000 Is my wallet there?

00:38:55.000 No!

00:38:57.000 Well, find it then.

00:38:59.000 They look around, look around.

00:39:00.000 Eventually, you walk in the room.

00:39:00.000 It's right there.

00:39:01.000 What the fuck?

00:39:03.000 Are you blind?

00:39:07.000 Bro, that can't happen at governmental level.

00:39:10.000 I think we all understand now how the Democrats effectively operate.

00:39:13.000 They get into power.

00:39:14.000 They don't do anything besides just steal.

00:39:17.000 That's what they do.

00:39:18.000 If you're not sure how they steal, I could do a pretty simple demographic, a pretty simple graph for you.

00:39:24.000 But basically what they do is they take government money and they give it to NGOs, non-governmental organizations and charities.

00:39:31.000 And they get those NGOs to do the dirty work that the government's not allowed to do.

00:39:34.000 So if they want you...

00:39:36.000 Take away your free speech.

00:39:38.000 The government can't take away your free speech.

00:39:39.000 But an NGO can get you silenced or can sue you to take away your free speech.

00:39:43.000 So the government just adds this layer in between to do the dirty work.

00:39:46.000 And they also steal all the money.

00:39:48.000 Right?

00:39:49.000 They also use their NGOs to do dirty work abroad.

00:39:51.000 So they'll get a country abroad and they'll say, we're going to start a charity that's based around protecting people from AIDS. This is a recent one.

00:40:00.000 A real one.

00:40:01.000 A charity that protects people from AIDS, and we're going to send in a bunch of nurses and money to save people from AIDS, but those people are actually trying to overthrow the government by just causing problems.

00:40:09.000 They're troublemakers, NGOs.

00:40:13.000 So this is how they steal the money.

00:40:14.000 And then every single time they give a billion dollars to some charity, that charity can then do whatever it wants with its money.

00:40:20.000 It can pay a speaking fee to the aunt of some senator.

00:40:26.000 So it's all just money laundering a big famose.

00:40:28.000 The Democrats do nothing but just steal.

00:40:31.000 And if you bring it up to them, why haven't you done anything?

00:40:35.000 Their answer will be, I'm speaking.

00:40:39.000 You know, even worse, the shield this dumb shit gives you, when you start talking about climate activists and diversity and these other garbage things, that gives you the ability to steal endless money because now you can start endless charities for no reason.

00:40:56.000 If you're realistic and you start a charity, Your charity has to do something.

00:41:01.000 Hi, my charity feeds kids.

00:41:05.000 What kids?

00:41:06.000 Where?

00:41:07.000 How many?

00:41:08.000 When?

00:41:10.000 Now you've got to come up with some kind of results.

00:41:12.000 So you don't want to do that if you want to steal the charity money.

00:41:15.000 So instead you start a charity promoting diversity and inclusion.

00:41:22.000 Okay?

00:41:23.000 Well, we've given you $500 million.

00:41:25.000 What have you done?

00:41:26.000 I made this TikTok.

00:41:30.000 About blacks.

00:41:34.000 And we put a bitch in a Blackhawk and she crashed.

00:41:39.000 You know?

00:41:40.000 They don't have to do anything.

00:41:42.000 They just get to steal the money.

00:41:44.000 They just steal it all.

00:41:46.000 That's what they love about climate change and diversity, inclusion.

00:41:50.000 Promoting climate awareness.

00:41:53.000 344 million, please.

00:41:57.000 What do they even mean?

00:41:59.000 What do you mean promoting climate awareness?

00:42:01.000 You women don't even...

00:42:02.000 You're not even capable of saying what the weather is.

00:42:04.000 My dad taught me that in the fucking 90s.

00:42:07.000 And now you're promoting climate awareness?

00:42:09.000 Crap.

00:42:11.000 All garbage.

00:42:16.000 All gay.

00:42:19.000 Let's find another video of our mate Kamala and her infinite genius.

00:42:25.000 Guys, I don't want to be misogynistic because I know that they tar me with this.

00:42:29.000 And I know Trump's in charge now.

00:42:30.000 I've got to clean up my act.

00:42:31.000 I know it all.

00:42:31.000 But let me just ask you a question.

00:42:33.000 Be honest.

00:42:34.000 Be honest.

00:42:34.000 I'm not trying to be misogynistic.

00:42:36.000 I'm sorry, Donald Trump and Republicans.

00:42:38.000 I don't want to get anyone in trouble here.

00:42:39.000 I'm a comedian.

00:42:40.000 This is a comedic sketch.

00:42:41.000 Just don't take it too seriously.

00:42:44.000 Please.

00:42:44.000 Guys.

00:42:45.000 Guys.

00:42:46.000 I'm a man who slept with over a thousand women and talks to plenty of them.

00:42:48.000 Please, I can't remember the last time any of them said anything that turned my brain on in any way.

00:42:55.000 I can't remember the last time any of them said anything that made me pause and go, wait, I need to think about that.

00:43:03.000 Interesting insight.

00:43:04.000 Hmm.

00:43:05.000 How does that apply?

00:43:07.000 You know, like all the podcasts I do, I talk to all these guys around the world.

00:43:10.000 I talk to the war room guys.

00:43:11.000 I'm inside the real world.

00:43:12.000 I talk to my friends.

00:43:13.000 We're having long conversations.

00:43:14.000 I can't remember the last time a woman said anything.

00:43:18.000 And I had to pause to reflect.

00:43:21.000 Ever!

00:43:23.000 Ever.

00:43:24.000 Now, I consider that their skill issue more than my misogyny, to be honest.

00:43:36.000 "I'm a beast." I'm VP Harris.

00:43:40.000 I'm worried about the election.

00:43:42.000 Women's reproductive rights are on the line.

00:43:44.000 Our Supreme Court is on the line.

00:43:46.000 Our basic freedoms are being tested.

00:43:48.000 Madam, BP, I know you've been traveling across the country.

00:43:52.000 What are you hearing?

00:43:53.000 Yeah, girl, I'm out here in these streets.

00:43:55.000 And let me tell you, you're right, Taraji.

00:43:57.000 There is so much at stake in this moment.

00:43:59.000 The majority of us believe in freedom and equality.

00:44:04.000 but these extremists as they say they're not like us no they not there's a full-on attack on our fundamental freedoms the freedom to vote yep the freedom to love who you love the freedom to be safe from gun violence the freedom for a woman to make decisions about her own body

00:44:22.000 not having her government tell her what to do they not like us so The freedom to make a choice about my own body.

00:44:44.000 I'm voting Kamala Harris because I want the freedom to make a choice about my own body and the choice I make is to get spunked in and get pregnant and kill the baby.

00:44:54.000 You know what?

00:44:55.000 Then maybe you shouldn't be allowed choices about your own fucking body.

00:44:58.000 If you're not going to take the pill and you're not going to go on contraception and you're not going to make him use a condom and you're not going to tell him to pull out and you don't know him enough and you don't want to have a child with him, why are you letting him come in you?

00:45:11.000 Maybe you're not allowed to make choices anymore.

00:45:14.000 If a man kept making poor choices, imagine you're a man and you keep putting your finger in a plug socket, getting electrocuted.

00:45:22.000 Someone will eventually come along and say, I'm sorry, you're getting locked up.

00:45:26.000 You're not allowed to make your own choices anymore because you're a dumbass.

00:45:28.000 If you're a chick spreading your legs for dudes you don't even know, taking fucking loads of semen and getting endlessly pregnant and then murdering children on repeat.

00:45:38.000 Why the fuck are you even allowed a choice?

00:45:42.000 Why are you allowed to vote?

00:45:44.000 Who are these people?

00:45:47.000 Who the fuck are these people?

00:45:51.000 I know I'm not supposed to say this.

00:45:52.000 I have to clean up my act.

00:45:53.000 Blah, blah.

00:45:54.000 But let's cut to the fucking bottom line.

00:45:57.000 Choice about my body.

00:45:58.000 I want more abortions.

00:46:01.000 You shouldn't be allowed to vote.

00:46:04.000 Who the fuck are you?

00:46:07.000 They not like us.

00:46:09.000 I recognize the actress.

00:46:10.000 I don't know where the fuck she's from.

00:46:11.000 I've seen her in some shit.

00:46:12.000 They scripted this whole fucking thing.

00:46:14.000 It's so scripted and gay.

00:46:17.000 Madam VP! Abortion!

00:46:23.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:46:26.000 I couldn't live.

00:46:27.000 I couldn't have lived through four more years of this crap.

00:46:32.000 Four more years of this shit.

00:46:35.000 Unbelievable.

00:46:35.000 The whole fucking girl, she'd put on her little pantsuit.

00:46:39.000 Like she's, you know, with her sneakers because she's cool at the same time.

00:46:45.000 I was talking to someone who was going to vote for Kamala.

00:46:52.000 And she said, people don't like her because people are misogynist.

00:46:55.000 I was like, really?

00:46:57.000 Interesting.

00:46:57.000 Interesting theory you've got there that people are misogynistic.

00:47:01.000 I said, But I'm going to agree with you.

00:47:05.000 People are misogynistic.

00:47:07.000 Do you know who's definitely misogynistic?

00:47:09.000 World leaders.

00:47:11.000 Putin's a misogynist.

00:47:13.000 Xi's a misogynist.

00:47:15.000 Leader of Saudi.

00:47:17.000 Bin Salman's a misogynist.

00:47:19.000 All the important countries are misogynistic.

00:47:22.000 So that, when you're saying people are misogynistic, I'm going to agree with you and say she's not qualified because no one's going to listen to her.

00:47:27.000 So you're right.

00:47:28.000 People are misogynistic and nobody wants a fucking silly bitch in a pantsuit.

00:47:33.000 Trying to talk to them.

00:47:34.000 You're going to sit down in front of Putin.

00:47:35.000 The man's fucking killed people.

00:47:36.000 And you're going to sit there.

00:47:38.000 Actually.

00:47:39.000 Actually.

00:47:40.000 The fuck?

00:47:42.000 You're not qualified to be a fucking leader then.

00:47:44.000 Yeah, because we're all too misogynistic.

00:47:46.000 I agree.

00:47:47.000 No more women leaders.

00:47:49.000 Fixed.

00:47:49.000 Done.

00:47:50.000 Men are in charge.

00:47:51.000 And when I say men, I don't mean Democratic men.

00:47:54.000 Because they're girls too.

00:47:56.000 This was a whole girl versus men fucking election.

00:47:59.000 David Hogg probably had more abortions than most chicks.

00:48:02.000 Taking more semen up his ass.

00:48:04.000 Most chicks are taking it all over the fuck.

00:48:06.000 Bro, I'm gonna go jail.

00:48:08.000 Shit.

00:48:12.000 You know, it's like, you know, I always get a female judge and they play my videos and I'm standing there.

00:48:23.000 Yeah, so David Hogg's a faggot.

00:48:38.000 See, he's got abortions too.

00:48:40.000 Now he's in charge of the Democrats.

00:48:42.000 Fucking Mr. Skinny Arms.

00:48:44.000 Twiglet.

00:48:48.000 Fucking hell.

00:48:52.000 Madam VP! How much did you get paid for that?

00:48:57.000 $11,000 probably.

00:48:59.000 She can't find any fucking work.

00:49:01.000 She's low on money.

00:49:02.000 Black entertainment networks.

00:49:03.000 The figures are low.

00:49:04.000 No one's watching her crap.

00:49:07.000 Sorry, Trump won.

00:49:09.000 Sing a sad song, Taylor Swift.

00:49:12.000 Weren't you crying about it?

00:49:13.000 I saw a video of Taylor Swift crying about something about fucking abortion and patriarchy.

00:49:19.000 Newsflash.

00:49:19.000 Patriarchy built the world.

00:49:22.000 Newsflash.

00:49:22.000 Patriarchy put us on the fucking moon.

00:49:25.000 Patriarchy built the roads you drive on.

00:49:27.000 Built the buildings that you live in.

00:49:28.000 Built the mobile phone you use.

00:49:30.000 Built the computers you use.

00:49:32.000 Patriarchy built everything.

00:49:34.000 Patriarchy built the entire fucking modern world because matriarchy never built anything.

00:49:39.000 Matriarchy wasn't even successful enough to have a recorded history.

00:49:44.000 Any single...

00:49:46.000 Every civilization of history that attempted a matriarchy, we cannot name.

00:49:51.000 If you look at history, every single civilization was patriarchal.

00:49:56.000 All of them had men in charge.

00:49:58.000 Why?

00:49:59.000 Because the ones that attempted matriarchy got destroyed so quickly that they didn't even manage to write a fucking book for us to find.

00:50:07.000 Meaning it is ineffective and uncompetitive.

00:50:11.000 So the matriarchies always lose to the brutal efficiency and capabilities of patriarchies.

00:50:21.000 Newsflash!

00:50:25.000 Men are supposed to be in charge.

00:50:29.000 Newsflash.

00:50:33.000 Get over it.

00:50:34.000 Sing a sad song.

00:50:36.000 Fill up a fucking stadium.

00:50:37.000 Get your flat ass up there.

00:50:39.000 Shake it.

00:50:42.000 For the fucking patriarchy.

00:50:44.000 Because I guarantee the people who own your record label are dudes.

00:50:49.000 So pay us, Taylor.

00:50:50.000 You know, I don't like to torture myself.

00:50:59.000 I'm not suicidal, but I'm going to watch it again.

00:51:02.000 I'm VP Harris.

00:51:03.000 I'm worried about the election.

00:51:05.000 Women's reproductive rights are on the line.

00:51:07.000 Our Supreme Court is on the line.

00:51:09.000 Our basic freedoms are being tested, madam.

00:51:12.000 BP, I know you've been traveling across the country.

00:51:15.000 What are you hearing?

00:51:16.000 Yeah, girl, I'm out here in these streets.

00:51:18.000 And let me tell you, you're right, Taraji.

00:51:19.000 You're out there in the streets, all right?

00:51:21.000 There is so much at stake in this moment.

00:51:22.000 The majority of us believe in freedom and equality.

00:51:27.000 But these extremists...

00:51:29.000 As they say, they not like us.

00:51:31.000 No, they not.

00:51:32.000 There's a full-on attack on our fundamental freedoms.

00:51:35.000 The freedom to vote.

00:51:37.000 Yep.

00:51:38.000 The freedom to love who you love.

00:51:39.000 I'm out there in them streets.

00:51:51.000 Yes.

00:51:54.000 Jesus fucking Christ.

00:51:57.000 Guys, we came so close.

00:51:58.000 I don't know what I would have done if she won.

00:52:00.000 Ah, bro, they would have locked me up in jail anyway.

00:52:03.000 I'm probably going to go to jail, probably.

00:52:05.000 Who cares?

00:52:06.000 My haters don't get it.

00:52:07.000 They're like, he's going to go to jail!

00:52:08.000 They think I don't want to go.

00:52:10.000 It's like, I don't care.

00:52:14.000 My haters are such cowards that the idea of going to jail is devastating to them because they're pussies.

00:52:20.000 They don't understand that.

00:52:22.000 Tristan and I keep talking about how fun jail's gonna be.

00:52:24.000 We don't care.

00:52:25.000 We've been.

00:52:25.000 It was fine.

00:52:26.000 We'll go again.

00:52:29.000 Give a shit?

00:52:30.000 Like I won't be sitting in jail with a fucking fat cigar.

00:52:33.000 Sitting around making fun of chicks with the guys.

00:52:35.000 I'll be doing the same shit I do right now.

00:52:37.000 It'll make a fucking blind bit of difference.

00:53:05.000 That clip is giving me AIDS.

00:53:08.000 I can't play it again because I'm afraid that that clip is actually giving me AIDS.

00:53:15.000 I'm getting real AIDS from that.

00:53:22.000 AIDS. I mean, guys, I'm serious.

00:53:26.000 If I play it again, we're on the fucking danger zone.

00:53:31.000 We're getting AIDS from that shit.

00:53:35.000 Imagine, I'm your president!

00:53:37.000 Why is the border fucked?

00:53:39.000 Why is the economy fucked?

00:53:41.000 Why is inflation fucked?

00:53:42.000 Why is the infrastructure fucked?

00:53:44.000 Why are the wars everywhere?

00:53:46.000 Why are we giving Ukraine all our money?

00:53:49.000 Everything's fucked!

00:53:50.000 Kamala, do you have an answer?

00:53:52.000 do something Kamala How are you going to fix this country?

00:54:08.000 And the fucking MSM will be too busy licking her clit to keep her fucking accountable for anything.

00:54:20.000 and Be too busy fucking munching on that street, puss.

00:54:27.000 Can't wait to be in Romanian court and the judge be like, what do you mean by street, puss?

00:54:37.000 laughter laughter She said she's from the fucking streets!

00:54:42.000 Doesn't fucking...

00:54:43.000 That's what she said!

00:54:47.000 Fuck, I'm repeating it.

00:54:48.000 What annoys me most is the pantsuits.

00:54:58.000 Because she has to try and look semi-official, right?

00:55:00.000 So she puts on a pantsuit.

00:55:01.000 But she doesn't want to look like she's actually competent in any way because she knows she's not.

00:55:05.000 So she puts on a shit pantsuit and then she puts on some sneakers.

00:55:10.000 The fuck is this?

00:55:12.000 We're gonna watch this ten times.

00:55:20.000 Guys, we're gonna go through this ten times.

00:55:22.000 We're gonna do it ten times.

00:55:23.000 Ready?

00:55:28.000 That's one I can't I I can't do it.

00:55:46.000 I'm sorry.

00:55:48.000 87 world title fights, Romanian dungeons, you name it.

00:55:51.000 I've been through a lot, but I can't watch that shit 10 times in a row.

00:55:55.000 If that was the president, bro, I would be so fucking pissed.

00:55:58.000 It would be the end of the world.

00:56:00.000 It would literally be the end of the fucking world.

00:56:04.000 Kamala, World War III is about to start.

00:56:08.000 And all our dickhead fans would be like, she's doing a good job.

00:56:12.000 Good job of what?

00:56:14.000 What did she even do?

00:56:15.000 You said Joe Biden was great.

00:56:18.000 Guys, don't forget the PSYOP. They said Joe Biden was smart.

00:56:22.000 He stands up there fucking senile.

00:56:24.000 They all say he's senile instantly in lockstep and then change and say Kamala's fantastic.

00:56:29.000 Before that, nobody even fucking said her name.

00:56:33.000 Jesus Christ.

00:56:35.000 Clown world.

00:56:38.000 And the best thing, the reason the vibe has shifted, gentlemen, The reason the world is better now than it was before is we've all just stopped listening to girls.

00:56:50.000 I've already been the guy.

00:56:52.000 I've never listened to girls.

00:56:54.000 That's why my life's great.

00:56:56.000 You guys listen to girls.

00:56:58.000 I've never listened to girls.

00:56:59.000 Girls try and make me listen to them all the time.

00:57:03.000 That's what they do.

00:57:04.000 You know, you're a bit older.

00:57:06.000 Why don't you get married?

00:57:08.000 Be serious.

00:57:11.000 If I listened to fucking women like you, I wouldn't be where I am.

00:57:15.000 So why the fuck am I going to get to the top and now listen to you?

00:57:19.000 Fucking dumb?

00:57:22.000 I've always ignored women.

00:57:24.000 I'm like my dad.

00:57:25.000 I don't trust them to tell me what the fuck if it's raining.

00:57:29.000 But the world was listening to girls.

00:57:32.000 We'd say, let's do this to fix everything.

00:57:35.000 And then some fucking woman would have an opinion.

00:57:37.000 And then we go, ah, the woman has an opinion.

00:57:39.000 Oh, I guess we better not do it.

00:57:40.000 And then everything was fucked.

00:57:42.000 Now, we've all just stopped listening to girls.

00:57:45.000 Now when girls do what girls do, we don't care.

00:57:49.000 And the world's better.

00:57:51.000 The world's literally better if you ignore them.

00:57:53.000 I'll give you proof of this.

00:57:55.000 If Kamala had one, everybody would give a shit about the deportations.

00:58:00.000 But now we're just deporting everyone.

00:58:02.000 Man, woman, child, dog, motherfucking cat.

00:58:05.000 If you've eaten a taco in the last three weeks, you're going out.

00:58:09.000 See ya.

00:58:09.000 Get on the bus.

00:58:12.000 Selena Gomez had a little fit, a little breakdown.

00:58:15.000 If the girls were still in charge, we'd all be like, this is a humanitarian crisis!

00:58:21.000 But now, Selena Gomez cries and we just make fun of her.

00:58:27.000 The tacos!

00:58:30.000 The nachos!

00:58:33.000 Doritos!

00:58:34.000 Doritos!

00:58:35.000 The ranch Doritos!

00:58:39.000 And the salsa.

00:58:40.000 I don't understand.

00:58:42.000 And the taco van outside my house.

00:58:47.000 I don't want to know.

00:58:49.000 There's not enough Mexicans in America anymore.

00:58:54.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:59:01.000 The fuck are you?

00:59:02.000 You didn't get deported!

00:59:04.000 Yet.

00:59:05.000 So what the fuck are you crying for?

00:59:09.000 If the girls were still in charge, we'd be listening to this shit.

00:59:12.000 She didn't even give an argument.

00:59:16.000 She didn't even say, excuse me, I think deportation is wrong because.

00:59:19.000 No, because women can't do that.

00:59:22.000 They just resort to emotions.

00:59:25.000 Remember, this is why I don't listen to women.

00:59:28.000 Women say, Andrew, can you please stop cheating?

00:59:32.000 I'm like, why?

00:59:35.000 Because...

00:59:40.000 Give me a reason why you can't.

00:59:45.000 I'm immune to your tears, my dear.

00:59:49.000 When you've lived a life as hard as I have, and you've been through enough pain, you're not very sympathetic.

00:59:57.000 Like, you're crying over nothing.

00:59:58.000 I was in a position a million times worse and didn't cry, so just fucking snap out of it.

01:00:05.000 She's trying to manipulate you.

01:00:07.000 She has no argument for why illegals should be allowed to stay.

01:00:11.000 So she thinks if I make a story and cry, maybe we'll just...

01:00:15.000 You should have at least wore makeup.

01:00:19.000 I'm so sorry.

01:00:21.000 Because, you know, dudes listen to Hollies.

01:00:24.000 You're famous and you're still coming out here like a fucking crying five.

01:00:28.000 If you were a ten...

01:00:30.000 I don't understand.

01:00:34.000 I'm so sorry.

01:00:35.000 I wish I could do something, but I can't.

01:00:38.000 I don't know what to do.

01:00:41.000 I'll tell you what to do.

01:00:42.000 Get the fuck off Instagram.

01:00:45.000 I'll tell you what to do.

01:00:46.000 Put your phone away and fuck off.

01:00:50.000 You say you don't know what to do?

01:00:51.000 I'll tell you what to do.

01:00:52.000 Put your phone away and get the fuck out of here.

01:00:55.000 You know the thing that's so fucking disingenuous about this whole thing?

01:01:02.000 Her crying.

01:01:04.000 Let's imagine it's not fake.

01:01:07.000 Which it is.

01:01:08.000 This is what must have happened.

01:01:10.000 She's sitting in her mansion in her privileged life.

01:01:14.000 And all of a sudden, she's overcome with this wave of sympathy for the criminals.

01:01:20.000 And she starts to cry.

01:01:26.000 Tacos.

01:01:28.000 And then in the pit of despair, she has to find her phone.

01:01:34.000 Her face ID ain't working because she has gremlin face.

01:01:45.000 So she has to stop crying to unlock it.

01:01:52.000 And once it's unlocked, she gets the camera out.

01:01:55.000 Sets it up.

01:01:57.000 I don't understand.

01:02:12.000 What the fuck is this?

01:02:16.000 What the fuck are you doing?

01:02:20.000 Or is it more likely she thought, I need views.

01:02:23.000 I want to look compassionate.

01:02:26.000 Puts the camera down perfectly fine.

01:02:29.000 Clicks go.

01:02:31.000 Gets some water splashed on her face and starts faking.

01:02:39.000 These people can't be in charge of us men anymore.

01:02:46.000 Listen, let me tell you a secret about women.

01:02:49.000 The day you need a woman, the day you're feeling pain, because men have hard lives, and the day something bad has happened to you, and you go to a woman, and you say, I feel terrible, and I'm struggling, I've got anxiety, and I'm stressed.

01:03:06.000 You know what she'll do?

01:03:08.000 She'll stand there, straight-faced.

01:03:10.000 She won't cry.

01:03:10.000 She'll just be like, oh, well, yeah, you'll be okay.

01:03:15.000 She won't show an ounce of empathy or an ounce of emotion because she doesn't give a fuck.

01:03:20.000 Women only care about themselves.

01:03:22.000 Women are selfish.

01:03:23.000 They don't care about anything but themselves.

01:03:24.000 That's why they can't lead.

01:03:25.000 That's why they can't run a country because women are self-absorbed.

01:03:28.000 So if they're not going to cry for your struggle and you know them, when they're crying for people they don't know, rest assured it is not genuine.

01:03:37.000 It is simply manipulation.

01:03:39.000 When a woman cries, it is only ever manipulation.

01:03:42.000 They cry to try and affect you.

01:03:45.000 When you're talking to a woman and she starts crying, just know she is trying to fool you.

01:03:51.000 She is trying to trick you.

01:03:52.000 She's trying to hide her intention.

01:03:54.000 She's trying to play innocent.

01:03:56.000 It's all a lie.

01:03:58.000 If something actually is worth crying over, she doesn't give a fuck about you.

01:04:01.000 Ever.

01:04:04.000 But she'll cry about some fucking dirty Mexican she doesn't know.

01:04:08.000 But if you would go to Selena Gomez as her friend, And say, I'm suicidal.

01:04:12.000 She'd be like, why are you messaging me for?

01:04:13.000 I'm suicidal.

01:04:14.000 Can I have 20 bucks?

01:04:15.000 I'm not giving you money.

01:04:17.000 And she'd let you kill yourself.

01:04:19.000 But she'll cry over fucking Pedro.

01:04:21.000 She'd never even fucking met.

01:04:25.000 Bullshit!

01:04:30.000 Absolute bullshit.

01:04:33.000 See if there's any more AIDS videos.

01:04:35.000 What's this, AIDS? I don't know what that is or why it's even applicable,

01:04:59.000 but it's AIDS. It's AIDS. It's AIDS. Guys, I've already fixed the culture and turned the whole world right-wing.

01:05:11.000 Me, personally, by myself.

01:05:12.000 I did it.

01:05:13.000 I turned the youth cool again.

01:05:15.000 Me.

01:05:16.000 Andrew Tate alone, me.

01:05:18.000 But we have to fully break the matrix.

01:05:23.000 So what I'm going to do when I escape this shit...

01:05:26.000 Is I'm going to copy Matrix shows and remake them.

01:05:29.000 So instead of like real housewives of fucking LA or whatever, it's going to be real tape bros of fucking wherever we are, Dubai, real tape bros in Miami.

01:05:39.000 And I'm going to make and fund it all myself and do a proper reality show like how the real G's live.

01:05:46.000 That's my plan.

01:05:47.000 To go direct head-to-head war with them.

01:05:52.000 Oh, fucking Mr. Aids.

01:05:54.000 Wait, we got another video.

01:05:55.000 We got Mr. Aids himself.

01:05:57.000 This is the lamest attempt to sound strong or intimidating or brave ever.

01:06:02.000 Listen to this, dude.

01:06:04.000 Listen to this.

01:06:06.000 Are you ready to go on the offense?

01:06:09.000 Are you ready to go on the offense?

01:06:11.000 We have to win back our young people.

01:06:14.000 I am the only candidate in this race for any of these positions that is under 30. We had a 20-point shift to the right of our young people.

01:06:22.000 We must show our young people we give a damn about them, that we support them, and we invest in them.

01:06:29.000 I have raised over $11 million in the past year to support the future of our party because I don't just tweet.

01:06:35.000 I don't just talk the talk.

01:06:37.000 I also walk the walk and I knock the knock indoors across the country, but I'm counting on you in this moment right now.

01:06:43.000 I need your support.

01:06:45.000 Please vote for me.

01:06:46.000 Thank you so much.

01:06:48.000 You know, everything goes full circle.

01:06:58.000 There's no light without dark.

01:07:01.000 And this is a universal constant that I talk about quite often.

01:07:04.000 That nothing good happens without a negative element.

01:07:08.000 And nothing negative happens without a good element.

01:07:11.000 And there's something terribly negative, which is bullying.

01:07:14.000 Which is negative.

01:07:15.000 I'm not for bullying.

01:07:16.000 Bullying is bad.

01:07:18.000 But there was a positive.

01:07:19.000 And the positive is, when the school bully...

01:07:23.000 Still had free reign.

01:07:24.000 Little dipshits like him didn't talk very much because they ended up in a fucking locker.

01:07:30.000 He'd be walking around saying, yeah, girl power, girl power.

01:07:33.000 And some dude would just come to him and say, you're a fucking dork.

01:07:35.000 And just shove him into a locker.

01:07:37.000 But now the bully's gone, which is great.

01:07:41.000 But the negative is this fucking loser is running around pretending what he says matters.

01:07:48.000 Why are you gay?

01:07:56.000 If I ever meet him and we ever have a debate, which I don't do debates anymore.

01:07:59.000 If you haven't noticed, I don't really want to debate any of these people.

01:08:01.000 Because we've won now.

01:08:02.000 So I don't want him to platform them.

01:08:03.000 We've won.

01:08:06.000 Hey, I'm the DMC chair!

01:08:08.000 Why are you gay?

01:08:10.000 Do I call you mister?

01:08:12.000 Do you perform the natural obligations?

01:08:18.000 What the fuck is this?

01:08:26.000 Anyway, the men are back in charge.

01:08:34.000 No girl boss crap.

01:08:41.000 None of that shit.

01:08:44.000 We're back.

01:08:46.000 Now we're going to scroll my Twitter and laugh at my funny tweets because I'm funny.

01:08:50.000 Guys, if you're ever feeling down, here's a depression hack.

01:08:55.000 Because I work hard for all you people at home.

01:08:57.000 I'm a hard worker.

01:08:59.000 If you're ever feeling down, just go to Twitter.

01:09:06.000 My keyboard's not working.

01:09:07.000 I've been sabotaged.

01:09:10.000 If you're ever feeling down, guys, just go to Twitter.

01:09:14.000 Wait.

01:09:26.000 And look at my reply section.

01:09:32.000 Thank you.

01:09:33.000 Because my replies section is fucking hilarious.

01:09:36.000 Because I am funny.

01:09:38.000 Guys, I don't want to blow my own trumpet or anything.

01:09:42.000 But I am fucking hilarious.

01:09:44.000 I'm the coolest account on Twitter.

01:09:46.000 I'm fucking funny.

01:09:48.000 So if you're ever bored, just go to Andrew Tate's profile and click replies.

01:09:54.000 You should put your notifications on so you never miss one.

01:09:56.000 But put replies.

01:09:57.000 I just did one today about how Mexico and Canada are side-hose.

01:10:02.000 You should watch it.

01:10:03.000 It's great.

01:10:04.000 It's great.

01:10:04.000 Some of my finest work.

01:10:05.000 You know, I wake up in the morning, I have a cigar for breakfast, and I just fucking destroy Trudeau and the fucking only Jew in Mexico.

01:10:13.000 I just wreck them.

01:10:15.000 We're gonna look at replies here.

01:10:17.000 What else we got here?

01:10:21.000 This is a five-alarm fire.

01:10:23.000 The people elected Donald Trump to be president, not Elon Musk.

01:10:27.000 We have an unelected billionaire with his own foreign debts and motives.

01:10:31.000 Bitch, you didn't give a fuck when the liberal billionaires were involved.

01:10:35.000 Do you know why AOC is so against Trump's wall?

01:10:39.000 It's because she has PTSD from hitting it.

01:10:43.000 She has PTSD from hitting the fucking wall.

01:10:47.000 You used to be a kind of cute.

01:10:49.000 You were a stupid cute seven.

01:10:51.000 Now you're an old dumb five.

01:10:54.000 Shut up.

01:10:55.000 AOC is scared of Elon seeing how she's been stealing money ever since we started deporting Mexicans who commit crime.

01:11:02.000 Get the fuck out of here!

01:11:05.000 Deported!

01:11:07.000 Orla Jolson.

01:11:09.000 We don't want to be Americans.

01:11:10.000 I can't do a Greenlandic accent.

01:11:12.000 I don't know how they fucking sound.

01:11:13.000 I don't know what they...

01:11:14.000 Fucking Eskimos.

01:11:17.000 We don't want to be Americans.

01:11:18.000 No is no.

01:11:19.000 Nobody asked you!

01:11:21.000 Eskimos can't fight!

01:11:23.000 We're going to get on your fucking dog sleds with your spears.

01:11:27.000 You've invented shit from the fucking stone age.

01:11:30.000 We have predator drones.

01:11:33.000 Don't fuck with us.

01:11:35.000 Be glad we want your shithole.

01:11:37.000 Shut up.

01:11:39.000 Mexican President Jew asks Google not to rename Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America.

01:11:45.000 Sorry, hombre.

01:11:46.000 It's too late.

01:11:49.000 Matt Walsh.

01:11:51.000 It blows my mind when I hear a parent who says they had no choice but to put their seven-year-old on psychiatric drugs.

01:11:56.000 So yeah, kick his ass!

01:11:57.000 You know what?

01:11:58.000 This is an unpopular opinion.

01:12:00.000 I have a few.

01:12:00.000 Everyone says you shouldn't hit your kids.

01:12:03.000 There is a line in the world where if you cross that line, violence appears.

01:12:08.000 The real world is you can get away with so much.

01:12:12.000 But if you cross a line, violence appears.

01:12:14.000 If you talk back to the police for too long, violence appears.

01:12:18.000 If you get in a man's face and run your mouth, violence appears.

01:12:21.000 The real world has a line and violence behind it, and it's the same with children.

01:12:25.000 I tell my kids to obey, and they do.

01:12:28.000 But they do because they know if they cross the line, there's violence.

01:12:32.000 So I don't have to be violent ever because they know I will be.

01:12:35.000 The fact that I will be means I don't have to be.

01:12:38.000 My dad was very fair to me.

01:12:40.000 He said, son.

01:12:42.000 I'm going to beat your ass.

01:12:44.000 Stop.

01:12:45.000 Then I have a choice to make.

01:12:47.000 I either stop or I fight.

01:12:51.000 I can make the choice.

01:12:52.000 I'm a sentient being.

01:12:55.000 There's nothing wrong with it.

01:12:57.000 Give him a fair warning.

01:12:58.000 Don't go over the top.

01:13:00.000 My son, I'm like, boy, you want to fight?

01:13:02.000 No, dad.

01:13:03.000 Didn't think so.

01:13:04.000 So shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.

01:13:06.000 If you want to fight, let's fight.

01:13:10.000 I ain't playing games.

01:13:13.000 Seven-year-old on drugs for ADHD. ADHD is a lack of fucking discipline.

01:13:18.000 How are you going to discipline someone when there's no line to cross?

01:13:21.000 If police officers could never get violent with you, no matter what you did, how could they even enforce the law?

01:13:27.000 Ever.

01:13:28.000 You just keep saying no.

01:13:29.000 Fuck off.

01:13:31.000 There's a line.

01:13:33.000 Now, people are going to sit here and go, oh, you're beating kids is wrong.

01:13:36.000 But there are normal people who raise normal shit kids.

01:13:39.000 I'm the most famous man on the planet.

01:13:40.000 I got my ass kicked when I ran my mouth.

01:13:43.000 My sons will be the best kids on the planet.

01:13:45.000 They'll get their asses kicked when they run their mouth.

01:13:47.000 I ain't playing fucking games.

01:13:49.000 ADHD. ADHD is not real.

01:13:53.000 Not real.

01:13:56.000 Not real.

01:13:57.000 Dump his ass in Africa.

01:13:59.000 Let him dehydrate to the point of death.

01:14:03.000 And then put him in front of a fucking book and say, if you read this whole book, you can have some water.

01:14:10.000 Would he read it?

01:14:11.000 Or would his ADHD prevent him from concentrating?

01:14:15.000 To me, it sounds like incentives.

01:14:18.000 He needs a strong incentive.

01:14:21.000 And if you're not going to dehydrate him, another strong incentive is, dad'll kick your ass.

01:14:27.000 There's an incentive right there.

01:14:29.000 I'm your father, and I'll whoop your ass, son.

01:14:32.000 Read that fucking book.

01:14:34.000 You want to put a kid in front of an iPad, playing games all day, perma-entertained, with this crack-addict, dopamine, mini-transaction, candy-crush dildo, then take him off of that and put him in front of a boring book.

01:14:48.000 And when he doesn't focus, you want to blame a disease instead of the fact he's simply bored and not scared of you.

01:14:54.000 Why is there no ADHD in China?

01:14:58.000 Because the parents in China know Kung Fu.

01:15:01.000 That's why.

01:15:06.000 Croc of shit.

01:15:08.000 Absolute croc of shit, Matt Walsh.

01:15:11.000 Kick your kids' asses if they fucking run their mouth.

01:15:14.000 You can make fun of my parenting, but how come I'm more successful than you?

01:15:17.000 And you can make fun of how I raise my kids, but they'll be more successful than yours.

01:15:20.000 And my kids know, dad gets mad, and dad'll hit me.

01:15:24.000 So I shut up, and I behave.

01:15:26.000 Yes sir, no fucking sir.

01:15:29.000 We were all raised getting our asses kicked, weren't we?

01:15:32.000 When did this become wrong?

01:15:33.000 Every single kid raised in the 80s got their ass kicked.

01:15:36.000 No?

01:15:37.000 Now it's become the worst thing in the world.

01:15:39.000 You're gonna damage their mentality.

01:15:41.000 You're gonna take away their originality.

01:15:44.000 I don't want originality.

01:15:46.000 I want him to eat his fucking dinner.

01:15:47.000 He doesn't need originality.

01:15:48.000 He's fucking five.

01:15:50.000 Originality to why he's fucking five.

01:15:54.000 All these fucking conservative dorks.

01:15:56.000 Don't hate your kids.

01:15:58.000 Let me tell you something.

01:16:00.000 If you fuck with me too tough, I'll hit you.

01:16:03.000 I don't give a shit if you're a kid.

01:16:05.000 I don't give a shit if you're a man.

01:16:06.000 I don't give a shit if you're a woman.

01:16:08.000 It doesn't matter what you are.

01:16:09.000 There is a line.

01:16:11.000 Don't hit women.

01:16:12.000 What if the woman comes up to me and fucking throws a petrol bomb on my girlfriend?

01:16:17.000 What if a random chick comes up to me and tries to light my girl who I love on fire?

01:16:23.000 What am I going to do?

01:16:24.000 Stand there?

01:16:26.000 Sorry, babe.

01:16:27.000 I don't hit women.

01:16:28.000 And just let her burn to death in a fireball.

01:16:33.000 Sorry, babe.

01:16:37.000 I'm sorry.

01:16:38.000 I'm sorry.

01:16:39.000 I just don't want to hit women.

01:16:40.000 How fucking gay is that?

01:16:44.000 If a random girl comes up and goes anywhere near my girl, I'll beat the shit out of a bitch.

01:16:48.000 Straight away.

01:16:49.000 If a random girl comes up and hits my girl, I will fuck that girl up.

01:16:53.000 Don't touch my property.

01:16:55.000 You can't touch my car, my lawn, or my bitch.

01:17:00.000 Come near my shit.

01:17:03.000 I ain't playing games.

01:17:06.000 So yeah, I hit a woman.

01:17:08.000 Yeah.

01:17:09.000 Play that in court.

01:17:10.000 Yeah, I'll hit a man.

01:17:11.000 The lines are different.

01:17:12.000 Sure, there's different lines.

01:17:14.000 But everyone's got a line.

01:17:15.000 Men have the shortest line.

01:17:18.000 Men get hit first.

01:17:19.000 Women get a bit more tolerance.

01:17:21.000 Children get a bit more tolerance.

01:17:23.000 Bro, a cow's got a fucking line.

01:17:26.000 There ain't nothing without a line.

01:17:27.000 If a cow comes up to me, he's fucking with me too tough, I'll pick up a stick and fuck up a cow.

01:17:31.000 You think I'm gonna fight a fucking cow?

01:17:33.000 When I see these kangaroos on Instagram trying to like put their hands up, you think I'm gonna bust up a kangaroo?

01:17:39.000 Hold that jab, nigger.

01:17:43.000 Hold that jab.

01:17:44.000 Did you read motherfucking do, pussy?

01:17:47.000 There is a line for everything in this universe, including kids.

01:17:53.000 I think I'm going to have a fucking child.

01:17:54.000 I'm going to be negotiating with my own kid.

01:17:57.000 Seven-year-old.

01:17:59.000 Please do your homework.

01:18:01.000 No, dad.

01:18:02.000 I want to play video games.

01:18:05.000 I asked you to do your homework.

01:18:07.000 No, dad.

01:18:08.000 I'm playing video games.

01:18:10.000 go away well if you don't do your homework buster You're no dessert for you.

01:18:30.000 Bruh.

01:18:31.000 There's a line.

01:18:33.000 If you're watching this, if you're my girl watching this, if you're someone I don't know watching this, if you're a motherfucking cow, there's a line.

01:18:42.000 There's a line.

01:18:45.000 Don't cross it.

01:18:49.000 So Matt Walsh is too scared to say the kids need their asses kicked.

01:18:52.000 Because they fucking do.

01:18:57.000 First month of the year is done.

01:18:58.000 You'll never get this time back ever.

01:19:00.000 What have you accomplished?

01:19:01.000 Because you could have already made thousands of extra dollars.

01:19:03.000 This is true.

01:19:04.000 I made this video December 31st.

01:19:06.000 The whole month is gone.

01:19:07.000 You're probably still fucking broke.

01:19:08.000 Get in the real world now before it's too late.

01:19:12.000 Get in the real world before it's too late.

01:19:14.000 Fuentes, women can't drive.

01:19:23.000 Well, you know, Nick is a...

01:19:25.000 I like Nick.

01:19:26.000 Good guy.

01:19:27.000 Visionary.

01:19:28.000 But, you know, I think I'm the women can't drive king.

01:19:33.000 Women lack situational awareness.

01:19:35.000 That's how they ended up in Romania, human trafficked.

01:19:38.000 I'm so funny.

01:19:40.000 I'm so fucking funny and cool.

01:19:45.000 Democrats think we care about the prices going up from tariffs.

01:19:48.000 We voted for Trump to deport 10 million illegals and destroy the system rigged against us.

01:19:52.000 Do you think we give a damn about cigarette prices from Canada?

01:19:54.000 It's true.

01:19:55.000 As for Mexico, I don't listen to women, Mexicans, or Jews.

01:19:58.000 So I definitely ain't listening to that bitch.

01:20:01.000 She's all three.

01:20:03.000 I don't listen to women, Mexicans, or Jews, and you're all three.

01:20:09.000 Who's this hoe?

01:20:10.000 Yana.

01:20:10.000 Fucking women are so smart on the internet, aren't they?

01:20:12.000 Women always have something to fucking say.

01:20:14.000 Date sweet men.

01:20:16.000 Men who are calm.

01:20:17.000 Men who can articulate themselves.

01:20:19.000 Men who are soft-spoken.

01:20:20.000 Men who are patient with you.

01:20:22.000 Men who respect both you and themselves.

01:20:24.000 Men who are kind to you.

01:20:25.000 Men who are gentle.

01:20:27.000 Men who have self-control.

01:20:29.000 Women always talk smart.

01:20:32.000 And grown up when they're on the internet.

01:20:33.000 Then they end up getting raw-dogged in the back of a car by a drug dealer.

01:20:40.000 Date women who shut the fuck up.

01:20:42.000 Date women who do as they're told.

01:20:43.000 Date women who aren't fat.

01:20:45.000 Date virgins.

01:20:46.000 How about I make a list?

01:20:47.000 How about that?

01:20:49.000 How about the fact that another man's cum inside of you makes me fucking revolted?

01:20:55.000 And I don't give a shit if it was before I even met you.

01:20:57.000 It makes me feel sick.

01:20:59.000 How about that?

01:21:00.000 Can I write that down?

01:21:01.000 On my list?

01:21:04.000 Stupid bitch.

01:21:06.000 I need a man who's patient with me.

01:21:07.000 You want me to be patient with you and your little attitude mood swings?

01:21:10.000 Cool.

01:21:11.000 I'm going to sit there.

01:21:11.000 I'm patient with you.

01:21:12.000 What's your problem?

01:21:13.000 Well, you know, you haven't been giving me much attention and you talk to your friends but you don't talk to me.

01:21:17.000 My friends are funny and you are boring.

01:21:20.000 Then why are you with me then?

01:21:21.000 For sex.

01:21:26.000 Is that all you want?

01:21:27.000 What else you got?

01:21:30.000 Sell me something.

01:21:32.000 If you got something else, what have you been holding out on all this time?

01:21:37.000 I didn't know you had anything else to give.

01:21:39.000 Go on then.

01:21:39.000 You gonna pay my bills?

01:21:40.000 Because I've been paying yours.

01:21:42.000 You gonna protect me?

01:21:43.000 Because I've been protecting you.

01:21:44.000 You gonna teach me something?

01:21:46.000 Because I've been teaching you.

01:21:47.000 You gonna surprise me?

01:21:48.000 I've been surprising you.

01:21:49.000 You gonna send me fucking flowers?

01:21:51.000 You gonna buy me a fucking gift?

01:21:53.000 You gonna put me in a house that you pay for?

01:21:56.000 You gonna take me for a spin in your Lambo?

01:21:58.000 Oh!

01:21:59.000 You don't have anything else to give me.

01:22:04.000 Shut the fuck up, Yana.

01:22:10.000 Yana.

01:22:12.000 Fucking Bumba Club.

01:22:17.000 Look at the fucking arms on this guy.

01:22:21.000 What the fuck is...

01:22:23.000 A nigga needs a snack.

01:22:29.000 That's why I wrote, nigga needs a snack.

01:22:31.000 He must have AIDS. I'm not making fun of people with AIDS. He must have AIDS. There's something wrong with that guy.

01:22:35.000 He has AIDS, no?

01:22:37.000 You can't have that little muscle mass.

01:22:39.000 He must have AIDS. Jesus Christ.

01:22:47.000 This dude.

01:22:48.000 Can we get a GM? The reason this is so gay, he didn't say, can I get a GM? If he said, can I get a GM, you could ignore the fact his woman's in the picture.

01:22:57.000 Can I get a GM? But what he's actually trying to do, guys, I'm a master.

01:23:03.000 I am a master of human psychology.

01:23:06.000 That's why I'm famous.

01:23:07.000 I'm a master of it.

01:23:10.000 This guy said we because he's trying to prove to the world that he has a girlfriend.

01:23:16.000 And that's the kind of shit that men who don't get girls do.

01:23:19.000 Look, I got a girlfriend!

01:23:21.000 Look, I got a girlfriend!

01:23:22.000 Look, we're going for a walk on the beach!

01:23:24.000 Look!

01:23:24.000 Look, I spend my time with my girl!

01:23:27.000 And I enjoy it!

01:23:28.000 I'm not gay!

01:23:31.000 Spending time with women is an unfortunate side effect of fucking them.

01:23:35.000 Because only gays like hanging around with chicks.

01:23:37.000 Who hung around with chicks in high school?

01:23:39.000 Gays.

01:23:41.000 Can we get a GM? We.

01:23:43.000 Couple.

01:23:44.000 Us.

01:23:45.000 You're a fucking faggot.

01:23:46.000 You're trying to tell everyone you have a girlfriend.

01:23:48.000 And you've invited every man on the internet to say good morning to your girl.

01:23:52.000 You don't want me saying good morning to your girl because I'll take her.

01:23:56.000 I will take your bitch.

01:23:59.000 I will come up to you on the beach and say hello.

01:24:02.000 Hi.

01:24:03.000 I think I've seen you on Twitter.

01:24:06.000 What?

01:24:07.000 And what's your name?

01:24:08.000 Sandra.

01:24:09.000 Sandra, what are you with this fucking dickhead for?

01:24:12.000 And there you go.

01:24:13.000 That's it.

01:24:13.000 I put it down now.

01:24:14.000 Now you got a binary decision.

01:24:16.000 You either fight me on the spot or she thinks you're a pussy forever.

01:24:20.000 What did you say?

01:24:21.000 I said you're a fucking dickhead.

01:24:25.000 You want to fight and get knocked out in front of your fucking bitch?

01:24:27.000 No.

01:24:28.000 Let's go, Sandra.

01:24:29.000 Let's go.

01:24:30.000 Sandra's like, you're so mean, sir.

01:24:33.000 So I just walk it off.

01:24:36.000 Glances back.

01:24:39.000 That's it.

01:24:40.000 She's mine now.

01:24:42.000 She's mine now!

01:24:46.000 She's mine now!

01:24:48.000 You want me to say good morning?

01:24:50.000 That's what you fucking get.

01:24:52.000 You think making some money with Solana turns you into a man?

01:24:55.000 Because you caught a fucking meme coin pump.

01:24:58.000 Well, Solana price is up.

01:24:59.000 I can afford a Rolex.

01:25:00.000 I'm a real man now.

01:25:02.000 I'll grab you by your fucking neck.

01:25:05.000 Keep your girl off the internet, dickhead.

01:25:07.000 Who the fuck is this guy?

01:25:15.000 UxG.

01:25:17.000 Full-time web 3 degen.

01:25:23.000 I don't know why I'm dunking on him.

01:25:24.000 I don't know him.

01:25:24.000 He might be alright.

01:25:26.000 He just did some faggot shit.

01:25:28.000 And what was I saying earlier about the bully?

01:25:30.000 The bully keeps everyone in line, right?

01:25:32.000 I'm bullying this guy so he knows better.

01:25:34.000 I'm teaching you a lesson, sir.

01:25:36.000 Don't be mad.

01:25:38.000 If you're mad, you can take some of that Solana and buy a ticket to Bucharest.

01:25:41.000 I'm not going anywhere.

01:25:42.000 You know where my house is and I'll beat the fuck out of you.

01:25:43.000 You can come fight me.

01:25:44.000 No problem.

01:25:45.000 If you're not going to fight me, just shut the fuck up and keep your girl off the internet.

01:25:48.000 Can we get a GM? Well, before you go for fucking matcha lattes and a pegging session.

01:25:57.000 Faggot.

01:26:01.000 As generally not very patriotic, pretty pro-US Canadian, Absolutely fuck Donald Trump and the United States he represents.

01:26:09.000 Our two countries had the most successful international partnership in the history of the world.

01:26:13.000 You want to fuck with us?

01:26:14.000 Come find out.

01:26:16.000 Find out what, you little pussy?

01:26:20.000 Find out what?

01:26:23.000 Neil Hart...

01:26:24.000 Look at this guy.

01:26:25.000 This is the guy saying, come find out.

01:26:27.000 Fucking hell.

01:26:29.000 Fucking...

01:26:30.000 Find out what?

01:26:34.000 The fuck you gonna do?

01:26:35.000 Nothing.

01:26:37.000 And if you call a successful international partnership America paying for your whole country and you giving us fuck all back, it's like a girl.

01:26:44.000 That's why you can tell he's a little bitch.

01:26:46.000 Because girls do that.

01:26:47.000 We were a good team.

01:26:49.000 Oh, we were a good team.

01:26:51.000 We were a team when I paid your bills, bought you a car, took you on private jets, took you around the world, spoiled you, fixed your problems, put up with you, dealt with your mood swings.

01:27:00.000 We were a team when I did all of that, and in return, you put on makeup and got dick.

01:27:05.000 That's it.

01:27:06.000 And you call us a fucking team.

01:27:07.000 That's me giving everything to you, and you giving the only thing back you got, and it ain't worth what you're getting fucking paid.

01:27:13.000 America's been giving Canada billions of fucking dollars, and in return, we get nothing but fentanyl and fucking maple syrup.

01:27:20.000 And you call that a good team.

01:27:22.000 Then you want to threaten the big G when he tells you to fucking take your deal and shove it.

01:27:28.000 Neil.

01:27:31.000 Get the fuck out of here, Neil.

01:27:33.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:27:35.000 My house is all good.

01:27:36.000 Come to my fucking house, Neil.

01:27:38.000 You and Ux G can share the same fucking flight.

01:27:46.000 UxG.

01:27:47.000 Web3 DJ. Probably share the same fucking girl anyway.

01:27:51.000 Pair of faggots.

01:27:57.000 Look at this retarded R. Retard!

01:28:04.000 Looks retarded.

01:28:05.000 11k likes.

01:28:08.000 How cute!

01:28:10.000 retard.

01:28:10.000 Brazilian beach summers is what living is for.

01:28:19.000 Sixes with a ball.

01:28:21.000 Who cares?

01:28:22.000 Who cares?

01:28:22.000 That's the fucking sixes kicking a ball.

01:28:24.000 This is what life's all about.

01:28:27.000 Going down to fucking Brazilian.

01:28:29.000 Brazil's just Mexico anyway.

01:28:31.000 Anywhere below Mexico is just one big Mexico to me.

01:28:33.000 It's Mexico.

01:28:35.000 If you saw a Brazilian breaking into your car and you called the cops, someone's breaking into my car!

01:28:40.000 You're like, okay, sir, what does he look like?

01:28:43.000 Mexican.

01:28:44.000 You wouldn't say he looks Brazilian.

01:28:45.000 You'd say he looks Mexican.

01:28:46.000 They're all Mexicans.

01:28:48.000 This dick shit.

01:28:49.000 In fact, I actually quite like Concerned Citizen.

01:28:51.000 He's quite a good account.

01:28:52.000 I don't know why he posted this gay shit.

01:28:54.000 That living is all about going down to Brazil and watching some sixes kick a ball around.

01:28:59.000 Is this what your life is about?

01:29:01.000 This is the goal of your life.

01:29:02.000 Not the lamentation of your enemies.

01:29:04.000 Not endless finance.

01:29:05.000 Not conquering the world.

01:29:06.000 Not becoming important.

01:29:08.000 Not becoming strong.

01:29:09.000 Not making the history books.

01:29:10.000 No.

01:29:10.000 Sitting around perving on sixes kicking a fucking ball.

01:29:13.000 Who cares?

01:29:14.000 Who the fuck cares about this?

01:29:17.000 This is shit.

01:29:19.000 If I was standing right there, I would be like, why am I here?

01:29:21.000 This is shit.

01:29:23.000 I'd rather smoke a cigar and make fun of chicks on an emergency meeting.

01:29:26.000 This is gay.

01:29:28.000 Sixes with a ball.

01:29:29.000 Who gives a shit?

01:29:33.000 Bryce said sorry.

01:29:35.000 Heartbreaking.

01:29:36.000 I don't think there's a lot of Americans who wake up in the morning and saying, oh, damn, Canada, we should go after Canada.

01:29:46.000 Yeah, we do.

01:29:47.000 Yeah, we do.

01:29:48.000 We don't, you know what, you Canadians, you know, just fuck off.

01:29:52.000 Just fuck off with your fucking, just get the fuck out of here.

01:29:54.000 Go back to fucking, fuck off.

01:29:57.000 Fuck you.

01:29:59.000 This guy's a dickhead.

01:30:01.000 Wizard to neighbors.

01:30:02.000 What does that even mean?

01:30:03.000 You know, there's always some fucking dumb guy.

01:30:05.000 I don't want to be racist.

01:30:06.000 I don't want to say they're all black.

01:30:08.000 But you know.

01:30:09.000 There's always some guy who like, Isn't original at all.

01:30:13.000 I don't want to say they're all black, but...

01:30:16.000 All the blacks, anyway.

01:30:20.000 They're not original.

01:30:21.000 And they have nothing that stands out about them.

01:30:24.000 So, to become original, they either dress really crazy.

01:30:28.000 I just saw a picture of Jaden Smith.

01:30:30.000 He had a castle on his head.

01:30:32.000 Let's see if you can find it.

01:30:33.000 They either dress really crazy, or they come up with a really weird nickname.

01:30:37.000 You'll meet the most unimpressive normal black guy.

01:30:41.000 I'll be like, what's your name?

01:30:42.000 They call me the wizard, dawg.

01:30:47.000 Do you know magic?

01:30:48.000 Nah, bro.

01:30:49.000 You know, when I grew up on them streets, dawg, you know.

01:30:53.000 I don't know.

01:30:54.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:30:56.000 What do you mean?

01:30:57.000 Why do they call you the wizard?

01:30:58.000 What can you do?

01:30:59.000 You haven't even got a wizard's hat.

01:31:02.000 Yo, I left it at home, dawg, but you know, I might start wearing it, bro.

01:31:05.000 Yo!

01:31:07.000 What the fuck?

01:31:08.000 Where'd you come up with this shit name?

01:31:10.000 They always come up with these shit names.

01:31:12.000 Black people.

01:31:12.000 Unimpressive black people have some weird name.

01:31:14.000 It's like an originality thing.

01:31:17.000 And now we got this guy.

01:31:19.000 Ward to Neighbors.

01:31:22.000 And if you asked him why, he'd be like, no, I got a good reason, dawg.

01:31:25.000 You see, when I was growing up, my name was Ed Ward.

01:31:28.000 They called me Ward.

01:31:29.000 And I didn't like my neighbors.

01:31:31.000 So after I robbed them, yo, I was like, Ward to the neighbors.

01:31:37.000 Get a fucking job.

01:31:39.000 Get a job.

01:31:40.000 Get off crack.

01:31:42.000 Get off social security.

01:31:43.000 Get a fucking job.

01:31:45.000 This dickhead.

01:31:47.000 Izzy pulled the reverse Piera, waved off the ref, and got sparked.

01:31:51.000 LOL. Well, LMFAO. That's what he said.

01:31:57.000 Let me show you ward to neighbors here.

01:32:01.000 Making fun of fucking Israel Adesanya, one of the best fighters in history.

01:32:06.000 LMFAO, he got knocked out.

01:32:07.000 Yeah, he went in the cage, was brave, and he lost.

01:32:10.000 Have you been in the cage?

01:32:11.000 Have you ever been brave in your life, Ward?

01:32:15.000 I hate when people who don't have the balls to step in the cage type things like LMFAO. Laughing at the warrior to feel better about being a coward.

01:32:22.000 Izzy's a legend is braver than 99.9% of men alive.

01:32:26.000 Masculine men show respect to those braver than them.

01:32:28.000 Hating is feminine.

01:32:29.000 This is so true.

01:32:30.000 If you're a man and you see another man in the cage doing something you've never done, You're inspired to go and do it.

01:32:36.000 If you're a little hating feminine bitch and you see someone in the cage, you make fun of them.

01:32:40.000 Because you don't want the world to know that you're a coward.

01:32:43.000 So you try and make fun and drag that person down.

01:32:46.000 As opposed to accept he's your superior.

01:32:49.000 Izzy is your superior, Ward.

01:32:51.000 Izzy is better than you at fighting.

01:32:53.000 He's more famous than you.

01:32:54.000 He's richer than you.

01:32:55.000 He's even fucking blacker than you.

01:32:57.000 He's better than you at everything.

01:32:59.000 So for you, the only thing you can do is show him respect.

01:33:03.000 And you want to sit there as someone who's never been in the cage ever, ever, and make fun of someone who's fighting at the highest possible echelon.

01:33:11.000 That's because you're a feminine little bitch.

01:33:13.000 That's female talk.

01:33:14.000 That's what girls do.

01:33:16.000 Women.

01:33:17.000 Mean girl crap.

01:33:19.000 Yeah, but look at her dress.

01:33:21.000 When the girl's prettier than them.

01:33:26.000 So I didn't like this comment from fucking Ward.

01:33:29.000 Dickhead.

01:33:30.000 Never mock a fighter unless you're the one who knocked him out.

01:33:34.000 If you didn't do it your fucking self, you better shut up because Izzy would fuck you up.

01:33:41.000 Oh, the female pilot who crashed.

01:33:42.000 Of course she fucking crashed.

01:33:43.000 Of course.

01:33:44.000 And I'm not allowed to mention it because I'm a misogynist.

01:33:46.000 Women just crash helicopters, but you can't say anything about it because then, you know, you get called names.

01:33:50.000 Call her a name.

01:33:53.000 A woman crashed a fucking plane.

01:33:54.000 Women can't fly.

01:33:55.000 You're a misogynist.

01:33:56.000 She's a fucking helicopter crasher.

01:33:58.000 I'd rather be a misogynist than a helicopter crasher.

01:34:03.000 We're going to start throwing names around.

01:34:07.000 She's a fucking helicopter crasher.

01:34:09.000 And she was warned twice.

01:34:12.000 She was told she was about to collide twice.

01:34:14.000 She just ignored the warning.

01:34:16.000 See?

01:34:17.000 No line.

01:34:18.000 If the air traffic controller said, I'll beat the fuck out of you, bitch!

01:34:22.000 Stop!

01:34:23.000 Maybe she would have fucking saved everyone's life.

01:34:26.000 Instead, she was like, girl boss, Kamala, this air traffic controller ain't touching me.

01:34:34.000 Crash.

01:34:34.000 AE people dead.

01:34:37.000 Just stop all women flying helicopters.

01:34:39.000 Just stop.

01:34:39.000 Sorry, no.

01:34:41.000 Denied.

01:34:45.000 Here, here's Jaden Smith.

01:34:47.000 His name is not original enough, I guess, to do the I'm original black guy thing.

01:34:51.000 So instead...

01:34:53.000 He does the fucking...

01:34:54.000 He dresses like a retard.

01:34:56.000 Here he is at some event with a castle on his head.

01:35:03.000 Explain this to me.

01:35:07.000 Explain...

01:35:07.000 There's a castle...

01:35:08.000 Why do you have a castle on your head, Jaden?

01:35:11.000 You know...

01:35:12.000 People are just living inside the box and they're living inside the castles in their mind because they're building these walls and I just want to show everyone that inside of their brain they have these walls that they put up themselves and are artificially...

01:35:24.000 You're a faggot.

01:35:28.000 You're a fucking faggot.

01:35:30.000 No, because we're building walls around our mind and no one can think outside the box.

01:35:35.000 You're a fucking faggot, Jaden.

01:35:37.000 Take the castle off your fucking head.

01:35:39.000 If your dad wasn't so busy simping, he'd beat the shit out of you.

01:35:45.000 Someone needs to beat the shit out of you, and your dad's too busy chasing pussy who doesn't want him.

01:35:50.000 The worst thing about me insulting all these famous people is I'm gonna meet them all.

01:35:53.000 When I'm free, I'll be at the same event as them.

01:35:55.000 And they'll be looking at me like, he made fun of me on an emergency meeting, and I'll be looking at them back like, yeah, nigger.

01:36:01.000 I did.

01:36:06.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:36:08.000 So, gentlemen, I have one sponsor.

01:36:17.000 For some reason, people think my show is too risky to sponsor.

01:36:20.000 They think it's too controversial.

01:36:22.000 I have one sponsor.

01:36:23.000 Of course, I have the Hustlers University.

01:36:25.000 I have my own products.

01:36:25.000 You all know about that by now.

01:36:27.000 But I have one sponsor.

01:36:28.000 There's only one company that's brave enough to sponsor me.

01:36:30.000 1775 Coffee.

01:36:31.000 So please go buy some 1775 Coffee because they're gangsters and they deserve it.

01:36:35.000 They stick up for me.

01:36:36.000 So go buy some 1775 Coffee.

01:36:38.000 They're the only people who are not afraid to sponsor my elaborate rhetoric.

01:36:44.000 Let's call it that.

01:36:47.000 So what did we learn?

01:36:49.000 Thank God Kamala's not president.

01:36:53.000 Thank God.

01:36:55.000 No one's listening to the chicks anymore.

01:36:59.000 Jaden Smith's weird.

01:37:01.000 My Twitter replies is hilarious.

01:37:05.000 We learned some important things on this show.

01:37:10.000 Get some 70 to 75 coffee, guys.

01:37:14.000 Oh, David Hogg has AIDS. We learned that.

01:37:17.000 Let's not forget David Hogg has AIDS. Let's find one more banging tweet reply before we go.

01:37:24.000 One last one.

01:37:26.000 Let's find a good one He's trying to look tough But he just looks gay Trudeau does this also.

01:37:36.000 They probably fuck.

01:37:40.000 I'm so funny.

01:37:41.000 Ah, guys, if you haven't watched my review of my Porsche GT3 RS, I'm going to start doing a car review for every single car.

01:37:54.000 Because in case you guys can't afford them, I'll tell you how they feel to drive.

01:37:56.000 So you should watch that.

01:37:57.000 It's on Rumble.

01:38:02.000 Ah, another thing.

01:38:03.000 Gentlemen, here's my Photon link.

01:38:06.000 Sign up via the Photon link.

01:38:07.000 Don't become a gambling degenerate.

01:38:09.000 Just do one trade to verify your account.

01:38:12.000 Something's going to happen.

01:38:13.000 This is your final warning before it happens.

01:38:15.000 Sign up on my Photon link, do a single trade.

01:38:17.000 You can trade on it forever if you want, but you can't sign up and not do a trade.

01:38:23.000 Ah, this is a good one.

01:38:25.000 Find the picture of that ice poster of that woman.

01:38:28.000 The pretty one.

01:38:30.000 Here.

01:38:31.000 Guys, everyone knows I'm ahead of the game.

01:38:34.000 Everyone knows that my brand is built on being ahead.

01:38:37.000 I say things before they come true.

01:38:39.000 That's what I do.

01:38:40.000 I have excellent, world-class...

01:38:45.000 Deduction and reasoning.

01:38:48.000 Unlimited perspicacity.

01:38:49.000 My ability to see things.

01:38:51.000 And then I put them together in my mind and accurately predict the future.

01:38:54.000 And I said something which turned out to be absolutely true.

01:38:59.000 And this was the tweet I tweeted almost a year ago.

01:39:03.000 Men, learn the habit of insta-scrolling past any hot girl you see.

01:39:07.000 Don't look.

01:39:08.000 Don't stare.

01:39:09.000 Don't like her picture.

01:39:10.000 Don't message her.

01:39:11.000 Do not engage.

01:39:12.000 Ignore.

01:39:13.000 Blink and make your mind immune instantly.

01:39:16.000 AI is coming and nobody even knows what's real anymore.

01:39:19.000 The only thing worse than women leading you by the dick is machines leading you by the dick.

01:39:24.000 Kill all lust quickly.

01:39:26.000 The only thing worse than you guys simping over women on Instagram is you simping over fucking AI pictures on Instagram.

01:39:32.000 And you're already doing it and you don't know.

01:39:35.000 These bitches have filters.

01:39:36.000 They don't look like they're supposed to look like.

01:39:38.000 They don't look like that in real life.

01:39:39.000 They're already half-cyborg, cybernetic organisms.

01:39:44.000 And now you're all falling for the AI psyops.

01:39:46.000 This ICE poster of this hot girl, I argue, is an AI psyop.

01:39:52.000 I think it was an AI psyop to be like, look, we're deporting hotties.

01:39:57.000 Let's see if I can find it.

01:40:01.000 I don't know if you guys have seen this poster.

01:40:05.000 But everyone's like tweeting out, wait a second, maybe we should reconsider.

01:40:11.000 Because she got deported.

01:40:13.000 Here's my argument.

01:40:14.000 I think she's made up.

01:40:16.000 I think it's AI. I don't think it's real.

01:40:19.000 In fact, using my fabulous deductive reasoning, there's two choices.

01:40:29.000 Either she's real, and I've never fucked her, so I don't care about her.

01:40:33.000 Or, she's fake.

01:40:35.000 And in either one of those scenarios, she can get the fuck out of America.

01:40:40.000 I don't care.

01:40:41.000 All those people tweeting, maybe we should reconsider, LOL, thinking they're being cool bros, are gay.

01:40:47.000 I don't give a fuck if she's real.

01:40:50.000 She ain't ever made a taco for me.

01:40:53.000 Anna Desterio Franquez, you should have made me a fucking burrito when you had the chance.

01:40:59.000 Then you'd have Top G here on an emergency meeting saying, let her stay.

01:41:03.000 You know?

01:41:04.000 You'd have some vocal representation.

01:41:06.000 Your lazy ass didn't cook me a single enchilada, no nachos, and now you're getting deported.

01:41:13.000 Fuck off back to Mexico.

01:41:14.000 I don't know you.

01:41:17.000 If she's real, she's probably AI. I'm beyond simping.

01:41:23.000 Guys, every single hot girl on Instagram messages me every day.

01:41:27.000 I am the prize of Earth.

01:41:28.000 Getting Top G to settle down with you makes you the ultimate female, and females love clout.

01:41:34.000 They're all chasing me.

01:41:35.000 They're all doing anything it takes to try and get me.

01:41:38.000 They know if they can get me to settle down and make them publicly wifey and simp for them, they get the most clout on the planet.

01:41:44.000 They're all desperate for clout.

01:41:46.000 They're all trying the impossible task.

01:41:48.000 And I just scroll past it.

01:41:50.000 I don't care.

01:41:51.000 I'm immune to it now.

01:41:52.000 I'm immune to female beauty.

01:41:54.000 It doesn't work.

01:41:56.000 Your beauty doesn't work.

01:41:57.000 Your magic tricks don't work on me now.

01:42:00.000 You have to come up with something else and you have nothing else because you are vapious.

01:42:05.000 I don't care how you look.

01:42:06.000 What else you got?

01:42:11.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:42:12.000 Nothing.

01:42:14.000 Fucking nothing.

01:42:16.000 You ain't got anything else to offer.

01:42:20.000 Women know this.

01:42:21.000 You ever say to a woman, what does a man get when he's with you?

01:42:23.000 Well, they get me.

01:42:26.000 What the fuck does that even mean?

01:42:27.000 You get me.

01:42:28.000 Me, me, me.

01:42:31.000 You think you're so special?

01:42:33.000 You think you're the only fucking fake tits on the planet?

01:42:35.000 Bro, fake tits and some fucking lipstick?

01:42:38.000 Do you have any idea how easy that is to fucking find?

01:42:41.000 These women are delusional.

01:42:43.000 He gets me.

01:42:44.000 What's so great about you?

01:42:45.000 Tell me what's so great about you.

01:42:48.000 I'm here to be convinced.

01:42:49.000 I'm here.

01:42:50.000 I'm on your side.

01:42:51.000 Convince me.

01:42:52.000 What's so good about you?

01:42:53.000 Make me believe.

01:42:55.000 You seem so confident.

01:42:56.000 Make me believe.

01:42:58.000 Okay, he gets you.

01:42:59.000 You're the fucking prize.

01:43:00.000 What you got?

01:43:00.000 Pussy?

01:43:01.000 Had that.

01:43:02.000 Fake tits?

01:43:03.000 Every girl's got them.

01:43:04.000 What else you got?

01:43:07.000 What else did you?

01:43:10.000 Because you sound to me like an expensive headache.

01:43:14.000 That's what you sound like to me because love is gone.

01:43:16.000 Women are only with men for money now.

01:43:18.000 Women want paying.

01:43:20.000 There's not even more of this I'm broke, but she likes me.

01:43:23.000 No.

01:43:23.000 Women like money.

01:43:24.000 That's all they have ever liked.

01:43:26.000 They like you if you pay their bills.

01:43:29.000 So you want to come along, give me stress, cost me money, and you're offering what?

01:43:34.000 Me!

01:43:36.000 Sell the car.

01:43:38.000 Sell the Ferrari.

01:43:38.000 Give me the features.

01:43:39.000 Guys, I am funny.

01:44:05.000 One of my future plans is to do a stand-up tour.

01:44:08.000 I hope you guys buy tickets and come.

01:44:10.000 It'll be great, I promise.

01:44:12.000 Feminists will come and they'll like try and heckle me.

01:44:16.000 You're bald!

01:44:18.000 I shave my head.

01:44:19.000 Of course I'm bald.

01:44:20.000 If I tried to shave my head and still had hair, that would make me at female level incompetence.

01:44:26.000 It's not that fucking difficult.

01:44:28.000 You silly bitch.

01:44:30.000 Next.

01:44:32.000 Yeah, you're not funny.

01:44:33.000 And you're fucking fat.

01:44:35.000 You're fucking fat.

01:44:36.000 Put the spotlight on the fatty.

01:44:38.000 You're fat.

01:44:44.000 You are.

01:44:47.000 I regret nothing.

01:44:50.000 Call the dude's daughter ugly.

01:44:51.000 Had a fucking breakdown.

01:44:52.000 Fucking ugliest kid I've ever seen.

01:44:55.000 Ugliest kid.

01:44:55.000 It was too easy.

01:44:57.000 It's not that I dislike you or anything.

01:44:59.000 It's just that it's a fucking ugly kid.

01:45:00.000 It could be the fucking princess of fucking Zanzibar.

01:45:04.000 Who gives a shit?

01:45:05.000 It's a fucking ugly kid, bro.

01:45:09.000 Anyway, come to my stand-up show because I'm now a comedian.

01:45:13.000 That's my covering fire.

01:45:15.000 I'm going to say all the things I want to say, but it's comedy.

01:45:18.000 Guys, I'm not racist.

01:45:20.000 I'm a comedian.

01:45:23.000 I'm not misogynistic.

01:45:25.000 I'm a comedian.

01:45:26.000 I didn't human traffic her.

01:45:28.000 I was joking.

01:45:30.000 It was a joke, Your Honor.

01:45:34.000 It was a joke.

01:45:34.000 joke i took her passport away as a joke i'll give a discount to anyone who's inside of the real world on my stand-up tickets when i do my stand-up tour of the usa come see me in miami in a stadium making fun of chicks You know it'll be the best night of your life.

01:45:55.000 Bring a girl.

01:45:56.000 Bring that girl you're dating who's a little bit stuck up.

01:45:59.000 You know that girl you're dating?

01:46:01.000 She's kind of cool, but she's a little bit stuck up and gets upset sometimes.

01:46:04.000 She gets a little bit mad.

01:46:05.000 Bring her to my comedy special, please.

01:46:09.000 Woo!

01:46:11.000 I promise it'll be funny.

01:46:16.000 If you're inside the real world, I'm going to announce tour dates as soon as I'm free inside of the Tate channel.

01:46:20.000 If you're not inside the real world, get inside of it soon.

01:46:22.000 This has been a great time, guys.

01:46:23.000 It's 3 in the morning.

01:46:24.000 It's 3 in the morning.

01:46:25.000 I'm just up late at night smoking cigars, making fun of chicks.

01:46:28.000 You know?

01:46:30.000 You know, I could be doing something else, but I have a great time with you guys.

01:46:34.000 It's funny.

01:46:35.000 You get me.

01:46:36.000 You're my friends.

01:46:37.000 You know?

01:46:38.000 Everyone here is laughing.

01:46:39.000 We're all laughing.

01:46:40.000 Ha ha ha.

01:46:40.000 Chicks are stupid.

01:46:41.000 It's great.

01:46:43.000 We should do this more often.

01:46:44.000 We should do it more often.

01:46:45.000 It's funny.

01:46:47.000 See you guys inside of the real world.

01:46:49.000 Make sure you don't miss an emergency meeting.

01:46:51.000 Chicks always give us something new to talk about.

01:46:54.000 And remember, I did a video about the real world only one month ago.

01:47:00.000 One month is already gone.

01:47:02.000 It's extremely important that you do not waste this year.

01:47:05.000 One more thing I want to say actually about Donald Trump's presidency.

01:47:10.000 It's amazing how much he's getting done, but I am pertinently aware that it's going to end, unfortunately.

01:47:15.000 I feel the time ticking away.

01:47:18.000 And one day Trump won't be president anymore and things are gonna get hard again.

01:47:21.000 So you need to get rich now before it's too late.

01:47:23.000 You need to get rich now before Trump stops being president and times get difficult.

01:47:29.000 Now is the time to get rich.

01:47:31.000 We've already wasted a month of Trump.

01:47:33.000 This is the best years of your life.

01:47:36.000 These are the prime years of your life.

01:47:38.000 You're a good age.

01:47:39.000 You're strong.

01:47:40.000 You're healthy.

01:47:40.000 Trump's president.

01:47:42.000 Women aren't in charge.

01:47:43.000 No girl boss.

01:47:44.000 No woke.

01:47:45.000 No trannies.

01:47:46.000 Now you gotta get rich.

01:47:47.000 Because when the trannies come back, if you're not at least rich, you're fucked.

01:47:50.000 You're gonna end up going to work and being forced to call a dude a chick.

01:47:53.000 You gotta get rich now.

01:47:55.000 Now's the time.

01:47:56.000 Get rich.

01:47:57.000 Come to my comedy tour.

01:47:58.000 I'll be free soon.

01:48:01.000 Good times are coming.

01:48:04.000 Do you remember the Miami aliens?

01:48:05.000 That was an entire year ago.

01:48:07.000 What did you achieve in 2024?

01:48:09.000 Did your life completely change?

01:48:11.000 Did you remove the shackles, the splinter in your mind, which is constantly bothering you, reminding you there's a better version of reality, reminding you that with hard work and grit and determination, you can evolve to a higher echelon of finance and capability?

01:48:23.000 Has any of that been fixed?

01:48:24.000 Or are you still carrying the burden?

01:48:26.000 Are you still wearing it on your face?

01:48:28.000 How unhappy you are and how much better you could be if you finally dedicated yourself to something.

01:48:32.000 You know, you haven't got to listen to me.

01:48:34.000 You can listen to the people who previously took advantage of the hero's year inside of the real world, who previously had what it took to try and escape from the Matrix.

01:48:41.000 When the hero years started, my mentality just skyrocketed from there.

01:48:45.000 I also generated around 25k.

01:48:47.000 It's upwards of 25,000 euros.

01:48:50.000 Over 30,000 dollars.

01:48:51.000 I've made around 16,000.

01:48:53.000 Today, the same life-changing program opens again.

01:48:57.000 However, sign-ups close on January 1st.

01:48:59.000 We only have so much space, so much capability to help those who want It is not my job to try and convince a loser to want to be a winner.

01:49:07.000 It's my job to find the people with a fire in their heart, with a splinter in their mind, which are already grasping for every single opportunity because they understand time is running out.

01:49:15.000 I look for the drowning men who are trying to swim, who are treading water, trying to find air.

01:49:20.000 I do not look for the losers who have quit, who have given up already.

01:49:23.000 2025 can be the most important and evolutionary year of your life, if you make that decision.

01:49:28.000 You know, it's amazing what the mind can do.

01:49:30.000 If you decide you're hot, you're hot.

01:49:31.000 If you decide you're cold, We're cold.

01:49:33.000 If you decide you're going to lose, you're going to lose.

01:49:34.000 If you decide you're going to win, you're going to win.

01:49:36.000 And this year can be the year where you finally change everything you wanted to change about your life.

01:49:40.000 Inside of the real world, the Heroes Year is a program that affords you an accountability manager, custom lessons which aren't taught to others, artificial intelligence automation.

01:49:48.000 We make money with cryptocurrency.

01:49:50.000 We have a world-class fitness program.

01:49:52.000 You can change your entire life, but enrollment closes on January 1st.

01:49:55.000 This special program, the Heroes Year program, is for people who want to make 2025 something special and are serious about changing their life.

01:50:01.000 Time is running out.

01:50:02.000 You're already late.

01:50:03.000 You're an entire year behind the people who tried last year.

01:50:06.000 You're an entire year behind the aliens.

01:50:09.000 And a year from now, I'm going to ask you a very important question.

01:50:11.000 How was 2025 spent?

01:50:13.000 Did you spend it the same way you spent 2024?

01:50:16.000 Watching aliens on TV? Wasting your time?

01:50:19.000 Long periods of inactivity in between the odd spur of motivation?

01:50:22.000 Or did you dedicate yourself to something?

01:50:24.000 Did you finally scramble and fight and resist the oncoming enslavement?

Tate Speech - February 02, 2025

EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 105 - UNBURDENED

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