Tate Speech - April 15, 2025


EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 109 - KNIFE CRIME ON MARS


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 33 minutes

Words per Minute

161.37909

Word Count

24,847

Sentence Count

2,142

Misogynist Sentences

47

Hate Speech Sentences

91


Summary

In this episode, I talk about what it means to be a masculine man, and why it's important to have a masculine mindset in order to be successful in life and in business. I also talk about the future of AI, and how it's going to change the world.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Fine and not upping your game and not understanding that all of your bosses are constantly working towards and considering replacing you with a machine which will outperform you in every single metric, then you're a dumbass.
00:00:11.000 The future is AI and what's interesting about it is you're gonna have the people who know how to use it, like me, the business owners who know how to implement it, like me, who get monumentally wealthy, richer than ever before, and the average person is gonna get wrecked.
00:00:25.000 Have-nots, have-yots.
00:00:26.000 That's all it's going to be.
00:00:27.000 AI is going to put more and more money into the hands of people who know how to utilize it, and going to take more and more money from the Joe average.
00:00:34.000 I'll do my job, and then I'll go home, then I'll log off, dipshit.
00:00:37.000 Those people are long, long, long gone.
00:00:40.000 Sorry, Ted.
00:00:42.000 Sorry. And I'm genuinely making this video.
00:00:44.000 I'm not trying to brag in any way.
00:00:46.000 I actually tried to keep these people on the payroll.
00:00:48.000 I can't afford it.
00:00:50.000 But they're just, humans are ungrateful.
00:00:52.000 The machine says thank you to me more than the fucking human does.
00:00:56.000 And the machine doesn't even get paid!
00:00:58.000 This is the future.
00:01:00.000 I am the future.
00:01:01.000 I'm living the future.
00:01:02.000 I'm trying to live my life spearheading towards the future because I understand that's where time ends.
00:01:09.000 And this is a warning to every single one of you at home.
00:01:13.000 You need to understand that you have one of three choices.
00:01:17.000 You try your very best.
00:01:19.000 To be nice to your boss so that he keeps you on even though you're useless like Ted.
00:01:25.000 You try to outperform a machine, which is impossible, or you learn how to make machines work for you.
00:01:31.000 And I strongly recommend, especially if you're relatively young, that you take option three and learn how to make machines work for you before it's too late.
00:01:45.000 you.
00:01:49.000 Top G is an individual who is capable in all rounds, as my father said.
00:01:57.000 Sheer indistinguishability and unmatched perspective has made clear to public in all rounds of human development.
00:02:08.000 When you are Top G, you are dangerous at everything.
00:02:17.000 What the competition is, as soon as they say my name, you're going to be like,"Oh, fuck this." No matter what it is, hopscotch, jump rope, table tennis, who gives a shit?
00:02:25.000 Even things I'm not good at.
00:02:27.000 You know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to perceive, my sheer indefatigability, the fact that I never get tired.
00:02:36.000 You add all this together, I am a feared opponent in the mean realm of human endeavors.
00:02:40.000 Even things I don't yet know how to do.
00:02:43.000 You do not want to compete with me in those things.
00:02:45.000 That is why I am top G. That mentality you can expand on.
00:02:49.000 It's taught.
00:02:50.000 It's like a world.
00:02:50.000 It's like a world.
00:03:01.000 If you do your best in one thing, it can radiate out across your entire life.
00:03:06.000 That's the greatest thing about being a man.
00:03:08.000 As a man, when you upgrade your life and you become a better man, by extension you automatically improve the lives of all your friends.
00:03:15.000 Of your woman, of your children, of your community, of your country, we radiate.
00:03:21.000 As a man, when you have a lot of money, you use it to provide and to help others.
00:03:24.000 I find my happiness through the happiness of others.
00:03:26.000 My money is for everybody else.
00:03:27.000 I'm the workhorse.
00:03:28.000 All I do is work and give it away.
00:03:30.000 Are you fucking serious?
00:03:32.000 It's more about giving than receiving.
00:03:34.000 But that's what life is like as a man.
00:03:36.000 You give things.
00:03:37.000 You make other people happy.
00:03:39.000 That's the whole point of being a man is to stand up and make other people happy and work hard for other people and be dependable for other people.
00:03:46.000 It's all about other people when you're a full-grown man.
00:03:49.000 That's just how it works.
00:03:50.000 I believe the best way I can serve God is to improve the world.
00:03:54.000 And by improving the world as a whole, God will be happy with me.
00:03:56.000 And the way to improve the world is to create soldiers.
00:03:59.000 We need soldiers to fight for God.
00:04:01.000 We need masculine men to fight against the matrix and the control mechanisms.
00:04:05.000 We need to be the resistance.
00:04:07.000 This is how I show God that I am a loyal soldier.
00:04:11.000 By inspiring other soldiers, I'm Morpheus.
00:04:13.000 I free the minds which are ready to be freed.
00:04:20.000 I dedicate so much of my life to you guys.
00:04:22.000 I don't think you guys understand that most of you in my position would just get in the Bugatti and fuck off and just hang around with chicks and just go on yachts.
00:04:29.000 I dedicate so much of my life to you guys because I truly believe it's my purpose.
00:04:32.000 What else am I supposed to do?
00:04:32.000 What else am I supposed to do?
00:04:38.000 Some moron said to me, Andrew, what would you do if your sons don't end up like you?
00:04:46.000 As if that's even possible.
00:04:47.000 I am my father.
00:04:48.000 They are my father.
00:04:49.000 They are my children.
00:04:49.000 They are me.
00:04:50.000 How can they not be me?
00:04:51.000 They have only been born to continue the Tate dynasty.
00:04:54.000 That's why they exist.
00:04:56.000 Yeah, but maybe they want to do other things.
00:04:59.000 Want. Who is talking about want?
00:05:00.000 There is duty.
00:05:01.000 There is honor.
00:05:02.000 There's things they must do.
00:05:04.000 Who asks children what they want?
00:05:06.000 Children don't want to do anything important.
00:05:08.000 You must show them via discipline.
00:05:11.000 You must make them understand that some things are more important than their wants.
00:05:15.000 That's how they grow into an amazing person.
00:05:18.000 So then this clown said to me, well, so you're just having sons to be just like you?
00:05:22.000 That's the only reason you want them?
00:05:25.000 Yeah, basically.
00:05:26.000 I mean, I'm not gonna live forever.
00:05:27.000 Love is my link to the future.
00:05:29.000 Primarily, I want versions of me to exist, to leave a mark on the planet.
00:05:33.000 How gay must you be to not want to leave a mark on Earth?
00:05:41.000 Think about that mindset.
00:05:43.000 You have a finite number of human ears.
00:05:45.000 You are going to die.
00:05:46.000 That is guaranteed.
00:05:47.000 There are people who want to die and leave no mark.
00:05:51.000 They may not have kids at all.
00:05:52.000 If they do have kids, they want them to be individuals who come up with their own ideas and listen to the TV and YouTube and chuck their dicks off and listen to the school and their little homos.
00:06:01.000 And they don't want to leave a carbon footprint.
00:06:03.000 No, I just want to die and I don't want to be on the internet or on Wikipedia.
00:06:07.000 I want to be insignificant.
00:06:08.000 Nobody remember me and my sons don't even represent me and all my ideals and everything I represented is just gone.
00:06:14.000 I'm one of those people who is bored and vanishes and is never discussed again.
00:06:18.000 Are you fucking gay?
00:06:21.000 Your primary objective as a man should be, during this lifetime, to leave a mark that would be discussed.
00:06:29.000 Hopefully a positive one.
00:06:31.000 That's your goal, right?
00:06:32.000 Your goal is to be such a fantastic version of human that everybody talks about your upbringing, everybody talks about your parents, everybody talks about your lineage, is to make children in your image.
00:06:42.000 So when your children are fantastic, they then discuss their upbringing, meaning they discuss you by proxy.
00:06:48.000 Your mindset, your views, your ideals to be propagated into the future.
00:06:53.000 Isn't that the exact fucking point of being alive?
00:06:57.000 What else is the point of being alive?
00:06:59.000 They have emptied your heart and emptied your spirit and emptied your soul of all of the things you used to know you wanted.
00:07:05.000 The innate masculine desires have been replaced by garbage.
00:07:09.000 All you've ever wanted.
00:07:10.000 Is a woman who obeys you, who won't cheat, who will be loyal, who is desperate to give you sons?
00:07:15.000 That's all you've ever wanted.
00:07:17.000 And now feminism's convinced women that they shouldn't want that.
00:07:20.000 And even worse, it's convinced you you're a bad person for wanting it.
00:07:25.000 Oh, I'm a real man and I'm secure, so I don't want my woman to be loyal to me and just give me loads of kids.
00:07:30.000 I want her to, you know, follow her dreams at that party in Tulum.
00:07:35.000 Are you gay?
00:07:37.000 Are you gay?
00:07:38.000 I'm asking you a serious question.
00:07:39.000 Are you gay?
00:07:42.000 What else are we alive for?
00:07:45.000 What's the point in all of this if it's not to leave a positive mark in the world?
00:07:50.000 What's the point of any of it?
00:07:52.000 And what's the point in having children if they're not going to replicate you?
00:07:55.000 Which means you have a duty to your kids to be as fantastic as possible.
00:07:59.000 I can only hope my children are as good as I am.
00:08:04.000 Let alone better.
00:08:05.000 Do you understand how important it is for humanity as a whole that there are 10 Andrew Tates in the future?
00:08:11.000 Not one, ten.
00:08:12.000 Do you understand how important that is?
00:08:14.000 I have a duty to them to flawlessly perform.
00:08:19.000 People say to me, Andrew, you should shut up.
00:08:22.000 They're going to put you in jail.
00:08:23.000 If I shut up, I may not go to jail.
00:08:26.000 But then I do not get to propagate my ideals.
00:08:28.000 I do not get to show bravery to my offspring.
00:08:31.000 I do not get to leave a mark on humanity.
00:08:33.000 You think I'm afraid of a fucking jail cell?
00:08:35.000 I'm afraid of eternal insignificance, which is fostered from cowardice.
00:08:41.000 Because that is the life most of you men are living.
00:08:43.000 You are too cowardly to do the difficult things which must be done to garner respect from allies and enemies alike.
00:08:50.000 And you are going to be forgotten.
00:08:52.000 You are never going to be remembered.
00:08:54.000 Your sons will never wake up every day thinking, I have to be as good as dad.
00:08:57.000 I have to try harder.
00:09:00.000 Your kids will wake up and they'll go to school and they'll learn about Globo Homo.
00:09:06.000 That's the end of your bloodline, Globo Homo.
00:09:09.000 It's unbelievable.
00:09:13.000 You know, the human spirit is actually quite an easy thing to satisfy, especially the masculine one.
00:09:20.000 You want to be respected, especially by the people close to you.
00:09:23.000 You want to work hard.
00:09:24.000 You want to make money.
00:09:25.000 You want to have a woman who's obsessed with you.
00:09:27.000 You want to have children who respect you.
00:09:28.000 You want to provide for all of them.
00:09:29.000 You want to be feared by your opponents.
00:09:32.000 You want to be respected by your allies.
00:09:34.000 That's it.
00:09:34.000 We live in this technological age where we can do more things than we could ever do before.
00:09:38.000 You can go to more places.
00:09:39.000 You can do more activities.
00:09:40.000 You can play video games.
00:09:41.000 You can enter the metaverse.
00:09:42.000 You can go inside the matrix and put the goggles on.
00:09:45.000 You can jerk off.
00:09:46.000 You can do all this dumb shit, but your soul feels empty.
00:09:48.000 And the reason it feels empty is because the things you actually want, you can no longer find.
00:09:52.000 Feminism has convinced women that they shouldn't respect men.
00:09:54.000 Even worse, it's convinced you you shouldn't find a woman who respects you.
00:09:58.000 You think you're a bad man if you don't let your girlfriend go and suck men off in Tulum.
00:10:03.000 You think that makes you insecure if you don't let her go party every weekend.
00:10:06.000 When you stand up and say, I'm a man, and I'm a big, strong, competent man, and my woman's going to love me and respect me, and I'm going to protect and provide for her, and I will be obeyed because this is my household, and this is the tape name, and this is my creed, you're labeled misogynistic.
00:10:22.000 Even worse, if you're successful enough, they'll do what they did to me.
00:10:24.000 They'll label you a terrorist.
00:10:26.000 You're a terrible person.
00:10:28.000 At the same time, this is juxtaposed with immigrants and psychos running the streets with blades, At will.
00:10:37.000 When masculinity is more needed than ever before to protect families and protect society, they're decimating it in real time by the slave mechanisms, all with the goal of emptying out the cups.
00:10:47.000 You are a glass, and they're trying to empty you out, get rid of every single drop of water so they can fill you with poison instead.
00:10:53.000 You have to be empty before you're filled up.
00:10:55.000 Think about the things that even make you smile nowadays.
00:10:59.000 Is it a woman telling you that she couldn't leave you?
00:11:03.000 Is it a woman coming up to you saying, It doesn't matter what you do.
00:11:06.000 I know you keep having babies with other women because you want so many babies.
00:11:09.000 I just can't leave you.
00:11:11.000 Does that happen to you ever?
00:11:13.000 No. Does she even listen to you?
00:11:15.000 No. Do your children look at you like a superhero?
00:11:17.000 Do people fear you?
00:11:20.000 What makes you happy?
00:11:21.000 Video games, sports teams?
00:11:22.000 Going to a concert?
00:11:24.000 Ah, what if you make enough money on crypto to buy a Lambo and then fuck some horror everyone's fucked?
00:11:30.000 Does that make you happy?
00:11:31.000 Are you a man now?
00:11:33.000 Are you a real G?
00:11:34.000 Did you get a cigar?
00:11:37.000 It's all fucking gay.
00:11:40.000 This is why I quit drinking.
00:11:42.000 People often ask me, Andrew, why'd you quit drinking?
00:11:44.000 Because I have things to do now.
00:11:46.000 When I was younger, the world was a very different place.
00:11:49.000 10, 15 years ago, the entire world was different than it is now.
00:11:53.000 I don't feel like I've gotten older.
00:11:55.000 I feel like the world has actually genuinely changed.
00:11:58.000 And now we're in an age where the oncoming enslavement is so palatable.
00:12:03.000 You can feel it.
00:12:04.000 You can smell it.
00:12:05.000 You can touch it.
00:12:06.000 All you can possibly be doing is preparing for war.
00:12:09.000 I'm a billionaire with unlimited finance who can do anything.
00:12:12.000 And I spend most of my day training, making money, and educating my sons on how difficult their life's going to be.
00:12:18.000 You have a lot less money and resource and capability and fame and knowledge and intellect than me.
00:12:23.000 What are you doing with your time?
00:12:24.000 You should be dedicating even more time to these things than I am.
00:12:27.000 What are you doing with your time?
00:12:28.000 Be honest.
00:12:30.000 Going to the bar.
00:12:32.000 Whoa! A girl!
00:12:35.000 If a girl isn't giving you children, she's not important.
00:12:38.000 You don't need to talk to her.
00:12:40.000 That's what she's for.
00:12:41.000 She's to give you offspring and to respect you and love you.
00:12:43.000 That's what you need her for.
00:12:45.000 And if she ain't doing those things, you don't need her at all.
00:12:49.000 You're always going to feel empty until you just admit what you really want.
00:12:54.000 And the beauty of it is you can't believe that these things are owed to you because they're not.
00:13:01.000 The beauty about it is these things must be earned.
00:13:05.000 People say women are ruined and feminism has destroyed them.
00:13:08.000 It's true.
00:13:08.000 Women are ruined to the point that their standards are now much higher.
00:13:12.000 You can get a woman who will dedicate her life to you and trust you completely, but you have to be that guy.
00:13:17.000 And you can make money, but you have to be that guy.
00:13:20.000 And you can be feared by your enemies, but you have to be that guy.
00:13:23.000 Things have changed.
00:13:24.000 The difficulty has been turned up.
00:13:26.000 The winners will get higher scores than ever before.
00:13:28.000 The losers will be decimated in real time.
00:13:30.000 The Western world is collapsing.
00:13:32.000 Slavery is coming for everybody.
00:13:35.000 And you need to at least be perspicacious enough to see all of this coming and indefensible enough to work endlessly to do your best to resist.
00:13:44.000 And your primary objective should be to have enough sons who will go into history and become fantastic enough for them to discuss who their father was.
00:13:53.000 My father is still talked about every single day, somewhere on the internet, not only because of his achievements, but because of who I am.
00:14:01.000 And for that reason, he has sparked global intrigue.
00:14:08.000 The most common question I get asked by men is,"Why am I unhappy?" And the answer isn't an answer they like, but I'm going to tell you all one more time.
00:14:20.000 why you feel empty and unhappy inside.
00:14:22.000 So,
00:14:29.000 It's because you deserve it.
00:14:31.000 It's because you're a loser.
00:14:33.000 It's because you haven't tried hard enough.
00:14:35.000 It's because you're not significant enough.
00:14:37.000 Because that hole in your heart will never be filled by the garbage and asinine bullshit you're doing with your life.
00:14:43.000 Because nobody respects you and women don't pine after you.
00:14:46.000 You don't have endless children from endless supermodels.
00:14:50.000 You haven't achieved enough.
00:14:52.000 Your name isn't respected.
00:14:53.000 You're a fucking nobody.
00:14:55.000 If I was you, I'd be unhappy too.
00:14:57.000 And you deserve that unhappiness.
00:14:59.000 And that unhappiness should be endless fire and motivation for you to do whatever it takes to get ahead.
00:15:03.000 If I am outworking you and I'm already at the top of the mountain, how do you expect to ever get up here?
00:15:08.000 At the absolute highest echelons of human achievement, I am still outworking you.
00:15:13.000 I am not distracted by the things you're distracted by.
00:15:16.000 I've got a huge head start.
00:15:18.000 And if you ever want to feel truly content in your heart, if you ever want to look in the mirror and understand no matter what they do to me, if they put me in jail, If they attack me online, if they lie about me, if the BBC prints bullshit, if they matrix attack me, if they take my money, no matter what they do to me,
00:15:35.000 I'm still that guy.
00:15:37.000 It's only going to be achieved via hard work.
00:15:41.000 that Tate brothers are here in the U.S. of A. Think we boys need to go shoot them some guns.
00:15:49.000 Get ready for war, gentlemen.
00:15:51.000 The Tate brothers are here to stay.
00:15:53.000 I lay my head by my pay stove and close my eyes and pray.
00:15:58.000 These memories, they haunt me, baby, but the rock good whiskey makes the pain go weak.
00:16:05.000 Many miles on these old roads, many miles, yeah.
00:16:10.000 I've been running for so long, mama, if I slow down, I might wind up.
00:16:17.000 You can knock me down and drag me through the mud.
00:16:27.000 You can take my bones and spill all my blood.
00:16:34.000 You can light me up on fire.
00:16:37.000 Spent battles in my eye.
00:16:40.000 But you better run.
00:16:42.000 Let me tell you, son.
00:16:45.000 I'm a loaded gun.
00:16:47.000 When his scars on his fat man.
00:16:56.000 Not a tear in sight.
00:16:58.000 Scalas hands brought it quick like lightning.
00:17:02.000 And his pictures still drop it back.
00:17:05.000 Power slap like the UFC.
00:17:07.000 Power slap today, UFC tomorrow.
00:17:09.000 Oh, it's a power slap today.
00:17:15.000 Why do we have to go to a club?
00:17:17.000 Look, I don't know, man.
00:17:18.000 You're in your 20s.
00:17:18.000 You love going to clubs.
00:17:20.000 I don't.
00:17:21.000 I mean, I'm old, man.
00:17:22.000 I've done clubs.
00:17:23.000 I've done every club, almost anywhere in the world.
00:17:26.000 But you are my cousin.
00:17:28.000 No, I don't want to go to the club.
00:17:29.000 Listen, listen.
00:17:31.000 I don't want to go.
00:17:32.000 I think we should stay in the hotel.
00:17:34.000 Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
00:17:36.000 You twisted my fucking arm.
00:17:37.000 It's the last time.
00:17:38.000 I'm not twisting anything.
00:17:39.000 But I'll go to the club with you tonight.
00:17:40.000 I'm in.
00:17:41.000 You're in.
00:17:42.000 Andrew, Luke needs us to go to a club.
00:17:44.000 Oh, fine, Luke.
00:17:46.000 You're a father.
00:17:46.000 You're approaching 40. I understand you have no interest in this shit, and neither do I. But we're good cousins.
00:17:52.000 I don't want to go to the club.
00:17:53.000 You're welcome, Luke.
00:17:54.000 Don't worry.
00:17:55.000 Write me a letter of thanks.
00:17:56.000 Save your thank yous in the car.
00:17:58.000 Stupid. Stupid.
00:18:18.000 # What you call an icon of it?
00:18:28.000 # The label, Miss Fish just did it.
00:18:30.000 # Nylon cup for five minutes.
00:18:31.000 Whoa, we up too hot in the business.
00:18:34.000 #'Bout to make a movie independent.
00:18:36.000 Ooh. # Need new trucks independent.
00:18:37.000 Ooh. # I need you to listen to the vision.
00:18:40.000 Ooh. # All your verses sound like dirty dishes.
00:18:42.000 Ooh. # I'm about to clean'em in the kitchen.
00:18:44.000 Ooh. # And we making money by the minute.
00:18:46.000 Ooh. # I'm about to do it way different.
00:18:48.000 God, love it.
00:18:48.000 # I am just a icon living.
00:18:50.000 I am just an icon living.
00:18:52.000 # I-I-Icon living.
00:18:53.000 Ooh. # I am just a icon living.
00:18:55.000 I am just a I-I-Icon living.
00:18:56.000 Ooh. I am not a Mayan, I'm a menace
00:19:01.000 I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher.
00:19:04.000 I am here and it's still flexing.
00:19:06.000 I am just an icon.
00:19:07.000 America, baby.
00:19:08.000 Culture. I'm high style, cover five minutes.
00:19:11.000 Whoa, we are so hot in the business.
00:19:14.000 Last verse was before the award show.
00:19:16.000 Icon tatted on my torso.
00:19:18.000 Me and moi dipping in the Porsche, so what?
00:19:20.000 I ain't even taking on torso, what?
00:19:22.000 Uh, down.
00:19:24.000 Last girl signed a divorce, so what?
00:19:29.000 What? Look.
00:19:31.000 We don't know no one like you.
00:19:33.000 Gold Grills and you dance like Michael.
00:19:35.000 No eyes misfits, no typos.
00:19:38.000 Look. Wait.
00:19:40.000 We just wanna make you go psycho He said I would never fuck with Stiney again, then I want to give you enough The best thing about being in jail is that you were kept, walked away from it Yeah, he was terrified The first time, I know, no, I slept good in jail knowing you couldn't give me You never see me again,
00:19:55.000 my man So I kinda wanna go back and make sure I'm safe You never see me again like that, you're not
00:19:59.000 Different type of cockroach, right?
00:20:02.000 He's a bit upset because me and Stiney are about to get all the bitches.
00:20:06.000 Let's do a bet.
00:20:07.000 I got my alligator shoes on.
00:20:09.000 I'm a Stiney.
00:20:11.000 I'm going to be honest with pineapple.
00:20:14.000 No, no, no.
00:20:16.000 That pineapple.
00:20:17.000 Come on, bro.
00:20:18.000 Come on, bro.
00:20:51.000 on, bro.
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00:21:00.000 Fuck that paper, baby, my face on the dotted line.
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00:21:10.000 The freedom to wake up one day in Dubai and end the night in Beverly Hills.
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00:22:40.000 music*
00:22:42.000 Insane bullshit.
00:22:43.000 I didn't do it.
00:22:44.000 Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained.
00:22:47.000 The Matrix has attacked me.
00:22:49.000 We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it.
00:22:52.000 There's no evidence of crimes.
00:22:53.000 They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything.
00:22:57.000 They falsified evidence.
00:22:58.000 The whole thing is garbage.
00:22:59.000 What have they found on us?
00:23:00.000 You don't see any girls with bruises.
00:23:02.000 Where's the victims and all this?
00:23:03.000 The evidence was gathered illegally.
00:23:06.000 Illegal wiretaps.
00:23:07.000 False translations.
00:23:08.000 Fake witnesses that don't even exist.
00:23:11.000 There was never any evidence to put me in jail.
00:23:14.000 There was never any evidence to raid my house five times.
00:23:16.000 There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years.
00:23:18.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children.
00:23:20.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack.
00:23:23.000 There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth.
00:23:27.000 There was never any evidence to the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
00:23:32.000 This is a setup.
00:23:33.000 It is done on purpose.
00:23:35.000 And it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crime to slander our names.
00:23:39.000 This is disgusting!
00:23:42.000 My brother and I have always been innocent.
00:23:48.000 We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix.
00:23:53.000 The reason Trump is in office.
00:23:55.000 The reason everyone's now based in telling the truth.
00:23:58.000 The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming.
00:24:01.000 The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
00:24:07.000 It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
00:24:10.000 Felt like the weight of the world was on my shoulder.
00:24:16.000 They tried to get rid of us.
00:24:17.000 They tried to make us suffer.
00:24:20.000 Still standing?
00:24:21.000 We are, aren't we?
00:24:23.000 And I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing, are going to pay the price.
00:24:36.000 Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers.
00:24:47.000 And in the end, when have we ever lost?
00:24:51.000 Regardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
00:24:57.000 Andrew and Trisante do not break.
00:25:01.000 We do not fold.
00:25:03.000 We've done nothing wrong.
00:25:05.000 We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of head.
00:25:10.000 We are ready to die together.
00:25:19.000 We are ready to die.
00:25:36.000 And I am outside of the forest.
00:25:38.000 And I am screaming to you, saying, I know a way out.
00:25:41.000 The path is long.
00:25:42.000 It is dangerous.
00:25:43.000 You may hurt yourself.
00:25:45.000 You may get caught.
00:25:46.000 It's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out.
00:25:50.000 And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path, and it just leads straight out.
00:25:55.000 It is easy.
00:25:55.000 If you believe them, try.
00:25:57.000 But if it was true...
00:25:58.000 If there was an easy path out, why are so many people still stuck?
00:26:01.000 Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess?
00:26:07.000 Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
00:26:12.000 If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there.
00:26:16.000 I can't give you easy answers.
00:26:18.000 I don't have them.
00:26:19.000 I only have the hard answers.
00:26:20.000 And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking acts together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
00:26:39.000 'Cause that's all I did.
00:26:40.000 So that's all I know.
00:26:41.000 It is go time.
00:26:43.000 Today is go time.
00:26:44.000 You either go now or you lose.
00:26:48.000 But it truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
00:27:05.000 Mastery is a funny thing.
00:27:08.000 It's almost as if, on a long enough time frame, I've never lost.
00:27:15.000 And with this great power comes great responsibility.
00:27:17.000 And I have to be sure that I use it in the correct manner.
00:27:21.000 I don't want to do anything that would inspire God to believe that I cannot be trusted with the divine protection He has afforded me.
00:27:32.000 So it's for this reason I try my very best not to be vengeful.
00:27:39.000 Because when you have a lot of power...
00:27:41.000 And somehow, no matter how hard your enemies try, when they put you in a corrupt legal system under four criminal cases, and then your home nation of the United Kingdom betrays you, and they try and lock you up, and Interpol, and Extranite Lawrence, and you go to jail,
00:27:57.000 and you're locked in your house, no matter how hard your enemies try, and how much they truly believe they have you pinned down, the fact that you just pull it off every single time.
00:28:11.000 That kind of power needs to be used responsibly.
00:28:16.000 So I cannot live my life constantly looking for revenge.
00:28:21.000 Because when you are that powerful, revenge crosses your mind quite often.
00:28:26.000 However, I do like the idea of justice.
00:28:32.000 I think that the moral arc of the universe bends towards fairness.
00:28:37.000 It's not that I want to get revenge.
00:28:39.000 It's not that I'm vengeful.
00:28:42.000 It's that I just want things to be balanced.
00:28:45.000 I just want justice.
00:28:46.000 I just want it to be fair.
00:28:48.000 We all want to live in a fair world, right?
00:28:50.000 You know those videos you watch online of the perfectly shaped circle going into the perfectly shaped hole and for some reason you watch it three or four times and it gives you this calming feeling of how well it all just fits together.
00:29:05.000 It's not about revenge.
00:29:06.000 It's about justice.
00:29:07.000 It's about balance.
00:29:08.000 That's what it's about.
00:29:11.000 As far as I see it, I was thrown in jail.
00:29:15.000 Three years of my life were destroyed and my reputation was damaged.
00:29:19.000 My money was taken and my cars were taken and they tried their very best to have me spending 25 years in the Eastern European Gulag for something I did not do.
00:29:29.000 And because I understand I'm divinely protected and I cannot use these powers for vengeance, I've decided.
00:29:39.000 to use these powers to seek justice.
00:30:04.000 A lot of guys when they come to these events they see training and they're like...
00:30:07.000 I'm gonna learn how to fight.
00:30:08.000 I'm gonna learn some new moves.
00:30:09.000 It's not about that.
00:30:10.000 It's about breaking you down.
00:30:13.000 It's about you finding your own personal limits.
00:30:19.000 and learning how to push beyond them.
00:30:21.000 The golden age of America
00:30:41.000 begins right now.
00:30:42.000 I am so excited.
00:30:45.000 For the next four years because it is winning time.
00:30:47.000 It's gonna be fantastic for the winners.
00:30:49.000 It's gonna be terrible for the losers.
00:30:51.000 It is now a meritocracy.
00:30:53.000 No more easy mode.
00:30:54.000 No more games.
00:30:55.000 No more sympathy.
00:30:57.000 Nobody's gonna give a fuck about the losers losing.
00:30:59.000 Everyone's gonna be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before.
00:31:03.000 Stay like that because I'm a winner.
00:31:04.000 You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
00:31:09.000 If you're going to sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation, and you're tired, guess what?
00:31:20.000 You're going to lose.
00:31:21.000 You're going to hate the next four years.
00:31:24.000 These next four years are for winners who want to win.
00:31:27.000 Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
00:31:30.000 The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit.
00:31:35.000 And dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between.
00:31:44.000 That is gone.
00:31:45.000 The garbage is over.
00:31:47.000 Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won.
00:31:51.000 And if you're a winner, you should be excited.
00:31:53.000 If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody.
00:31:57.000 This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life this is going to be the time where it's the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final the rich stay rich the poor stay poor if i were you i would take the energy from the monumental win from the comeback story from the victory arc take it deep inside of your heart implement it inside of your mind build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping prevents you from being lazy prevents you from giving up
00:32:27.000 take all of these And you're either going to do the same thing and join us or you're going to end up on the losing team permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply tried harder than you.
00:32:51.000 You You you you you you you
00:32:58.000 You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
00:33:01.000 Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
00:33:06.000 Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
00:33:08.000 This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
00:33:12.000 While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within.
00:33:15.000 Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided.
00:33:18.000 The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck.
00:33:21.000 It's knowing your way in.
00:33:22.000 The real world is your way in.
00:33:23.000 With 18 modern wealth creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking it down step by step, The world didn't make me to be liked.
00:33:52.000 It didn't make me to like anybody.
00:33:54.000 It made me to piss everyone off.
00:33:56.000 So if you could let the big man know upstairs, then I won't let him down.
00:33:59.000 Under the horizon, y'all should runnin'down the stairs.
00:34:02.000 Who the fuck won't work with me?
00:34:04.000 Heart is out and I say that reluctantly.
00:34:07.000 Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight.
00:34:14.000 My boy, Ryan.
00:34:17.000 Just a fast hand.
00:34:19.000 See if he can pull off here.
00:34:21.000 See if he's got a fast mouth, too.
00:34:22.000 Usually he does.
00:34:24.000 Usually he does.
00:34:25.000 It's going to be entertaining.
00:34:27.000 I do know our attorney general is looking at what state and jurisdiction we may have to be able to deal with this, but the reality is Florida is not a place where you're welcome with that type of conduct.
00:34:39.000 We have yet to be convicted of any crime in our lives ever.
00:34:41.000 We have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever.
00:34:44.000 I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin, trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than politics.
00:34:54.000 You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
00:34:57.000 Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
00:35:02.000 Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
00:35:05.000 This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
00:35:08.000 While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within.
00:35:11.000 Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided.
00:35:14.000 The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck.
00:35:17.000 It's knowing the way in.
00:35:18.000 The real world is your way in.
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00:35:41.000 Mr. Loverman Shaba Mr. Loverman Mr. Loverman Shaba Mr. Loverman
00:35:51.000 You know what's actually funny about this whole misogynistic crap that came out about me?
00:35:55.000 Do you know that I get thousands of email states from women who adore me?
00:35:59.000 The amount of women who say you're a real man, you stick up for family values, you're a traditionalist, you sound like the exact kind of guy my dad wants you to be with, you sound like my dad and my brother.
00:36:10.000 I get thousands of women who completely adore me.
00:36:52.000 you again.
00:37:13.000 When you guys try to destroy the world, this is an error in judgment.
00:37:23.000 But, it's one of us.
00:37:27.000 Lock him up.
00:37:28.000 Go ahead, King.
00:37:29.000 Where's the evidence?
00:37:30.000 This is your chance.
00:37:32.000 I always tell people who are close to you to resist the same mind.
00:37:37.000 Everybody is awful these days.
00:37:40.000 Everybody just yells and screams at each other.
00:37:44.000 Nobody's civil anymore!
00:37:49.000 I see so much pure evil The devil must be real if God must be real.
00:37:55.000 Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you?
00:37:59.000 Who made more money this year, us or you?
00:38:02.000 Who had more attention this year?
00:38:03.000 Whose opinion was more respected?
00:38:06.000 Who made a greater dent in the matrix?
00:38:09.000 Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you.
00:38:14.000 You have to love the war.
00:38:15.000 You have to love the war.
00:38:22.000 People keep asking me about the trenches.
00:38:24.000 They say,"Andrew, we want to go to war with you!
00:38:27.000 Tell me what you're shooting.
00:38:28.000 We want to join in." And I made it very clear to them, even better than telling you what I shoot, I'm going to teach you how to shoot.
00:38:34.000 Inside of the real world, we are launching a DeFi campus which is designed to teach everybody how they could possibly make some money inside of the brutal player versus player environment that exists on the salon of blockchain.
00:38:45.000 The trenches are player versus player.
00:38:47.000 There's huge risk.
00:38:48.000 You might die.
00:38:49.000 You may not come back alive.
00:38:50.000 So if you want to enter, you need to have the best possible chance, the best equipment, air support, artillery, radar, you name it, or you don't stand a chance.
00:38:58.000 For this reason, we're going to be telling you which KOLs to follow, which volume books we use, how to get insider information, along with allowing you to join an army of other traders so that you can raid the enemy trenches at once.
00:39:09.000 Don't you want every single possible competitive advantage?
00:39:11.000 If you're going to enter the cage, you need to learn how to pot.
00:39:14.000 You're going to learn war, you're going to learn how to shoot.
00:39:16.000 If you're going to enter the trenches, you need to see my characters up in the real world.
00:39:20.000 So, if you are serious about taking this risk, if you're serious about putting some of your money into high-risk investments, if you want to have a competitive advantage over everyone you're trying to take money from, you can get that inside of the DeFi campus of the real world.
00:40:31.000 Listen up soldier, you've been sitting
00:40:34.000 We've been on the sidelines long enough, watching others claim their fortune in the trenches.
00:40:39.000 Every day, warriors enter the crypto battlefield.
00:40:42.000 And every day, some don't make it back.
00:40:46.000 But you're different.
00:40:48.000 You're ready to strap on that helmet and join the elite few who dare to enter these waters.
00:40:53.000 The trenches ain't pretty soldier.
00:40:55.000 They're dark.
00:40:56.000 They're brutal.
00:40:58.000 And they separate the weak from the strong.
00:41:01.000 So get off your ass!
00:41:03.000 Grab your gear and prepare for glory.
00:41:07.000 The trenches are calling.
00:41:08.000 Will you answer?
00:41:10.000 I'm pissed.
00:41:11.000 We've had a good year, though, Andrew.
00:41:16.000 And you know what?
00:41:20.000 2025 is going to be an even better year.
00:41:25.000 Me and you, we don't lose.
00:41:27.000 You've been wasting all of 2024 jerking off watching TV, scrolling on TikTok reels, and messaging girls on Instagram who don't reply to you anymore because you're a fuck up.
00:41:40.000 Fuck off!
00:41:42.000 2024 was a very chaotic year, and so many things happened that you don't even remember most of them.
00:41:47.000 We all suffer from TikTok brain to some degree now.
00:41:50.000 The world is moving so quickly, and what's scary is, is that you remember last New Year's Eve like it was yesterday.
00:41:56.000 Time is flying.
00:41:57.000 The world is speeding up.
00:41:59.000 As AI comes into power, as computers gain more and more control, As human capital becomes less and less valuable, the world will move faster than ever before.
00:42:08.000 Technological advancements will come quicker than they ever have.
00:42:10.000 You'll be expected to react, to act, to do things faster than they've ever been done.
00:42:16.000 The world is getting quicker, and the point of this is to highlight to you how quickly it's already moving, how fast you're already forgetting, how a year can disappear in the blink of an eye.
00:42:26.000 It is only going to get worse.
00:42:27.000 2025 perhaps may be the best year of your life.
00:42:32.000 After living through all of this insanity and these dark days, that better days are coming.
00:42:37.000 Although you can be happy a good year is coming, you cannot rest on your laurels and get lazy.
00:42:42.000 You must make hay while the sun shines because a rainy day is sure to come again.
00:42:47.000 This is the year for winners.
00:42:48.000 It's going to get harder and harder for a loser to win.
00:42:50.000 It's going to get easier and easier for a winner to win.
00:42:52.000 So I want you guys to knuckle down, lock in, because 2025 has to be a year that we all remember filled with amazing stories.
00:42:58.000 Men, if you're honest with yourselves and you compare yourself to us, You're gonna realize how badly you monumentally failed, and the primary objective of that is to inspire you to try harder this year.
00:43:07.000 You have wasted 2024.
00:43:09.000 If I asked you to tell me what you have done in 2024, you couldn't name more than five things, and probably three of them wouldn't matter at all.
00:43:16.000 But if you try hard and you focus, it's amazing how much you can achieve if you actually try.
00:43:21.000 And you should feel deep shame if 2024 did not change your life.
00:43:25.000 That's the kind of year you need to have if you want to be a winner.
00:43:28.000 2025, you should have a list which rivals ours.
00:43:31.000 When we ask you at the end of 2025 what you've achieved, you should have a list which you can hold parallel to ours and not feel a deep sense of shame without feeling a deep sting of regret for how you've wasted your time.
00:43:42.000 You've wasted 2024 because you're too busy jerking off.
00:43:47.000 is going to be pivotal and we're going to talk again exactly a year from now to see what you've achieved.
00:43:53.000 Is that time?
00:43:54.000 They just ain't the same for young Jameis to under.
00:43:58.000 It all didn't make me to be liked.
00:44:04.000 It didn't make me to like anybody.
00:44:06.000 It made me to piss everyone off.
00:44:08.000 So if you could let the big man know upstairs, then I won't let him down.
00:44:11.000 Under the horizon, y'all should run a number.
00:44:14.000 Who the fuck won't work with me?
00:44:16.000 Heart is out and I say that reluctantly.
00:44:18.000 Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight.
00:44:26.000 My boy, Ryan.
00:44:29.000 Just a fast hand.
00:44:31.000 Let's see if he can pull off here.
00:44:33.000 See if he's got a fast mouth, too.
00:44:34.000 Usually he does.
00:44:36.000 Usually he does.
00:44:37.000 It's going to be entertaining.
00:44:37.000 I do know our attorney general is looking at what state and jurisdiction we may have to be able to deal with this, but the reality is that Florida is not a place where you're welcome with that type of conduct.
00:44:50.000 We have yet to be convicted of any crime in our lives ever.
00:44:52.000 We have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever.
00:44:54.000 I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin, trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than politics.
00:45:04.000 You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
00:45:07.000 Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
00:45:12.000 Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
00:45:15.000 This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
00:45:18.000 While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within.
00:45:21.000 Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided.
00:45:25.000 The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck, it's knowing your way in.
00:45:29.000 The real world is your way in.
00:45:30.000 With 18 modern world creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking it down step by step, and live calls with direct feedback and guidance.
00:45:37.000 Most hesitate, some act.
00:45:39.000 For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and network to start winning today.
00:45:44.000 Join the real world today and start making money now.
00:45:52.000 Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained.
00:45:54.000 The Matrix has attacked me.
00:45:56.000 We were erected on a garbage case with no evidence in it.
00:45:59.000 There's no evidence of crimes.
00:46:00.000 They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything.
00:46:04.000 They falsified evidence.
00:46:05.000 The whole thing is garbage.
00:46:06.000 What have they found on us?
00:46:07.000 You don't see any girls with bruises.
00:46:09.000 Where's the victims of all this?
00:46:10.000 The evidence was gathered illegally.
00:46:13.000 Illegal wiretaps.
00:46:14.000 False translations.
00:46:16.000 Fake witnesses that don't even exist.
00:46:17.000 Resist! There was never any evidence to put me in jail.
00:46:20.000 There was never any evidence to raid my house five times.
00:46:23.000 There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years.
00:46:25.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children.
00:46:28.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack.
00:46:30.000 There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth.
00:46:34.000 There was never any evidence to the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
00:46:39.000 This is a setup that is done on purpose and it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes to slander RNA.
00:46:46.000 This is disgusting!
00:46:49.000 My brother and I have always been innocent.
00:46:55.000 We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix.
00:47:00.000 The reason Trump is in office.
00:47:02.000 The reason everyone's now based in telling the truth.
00:47:05.000 The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming.
00:47:08.000 The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
00:47:14.000 It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
00:47:23.000 They tried to get rid of us.
00:47:24.000 They tried to make us suffer.
00:47:27.000 Still standing?
00:47:28.000 We are, aren't we?
00:47:30.000 And I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing, are going to pay the price.
00:47:43.000 Come too far to go back now I am looking for freedom
00:47:50.000 Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers.
00:47:54.000 And in the end, when have we ever lost?
00:47:58.000 Irregardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
00:48:06.000 Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break.
00:48:09.000 We do not fold.
00:48:13.000 We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of heads.
00:48:18.000 We are ready tonight together.
00:48:20.000 We are ready tonight.
00:48:30.000 Living like this isn't an accident.
00:48:32.000 The private booths that you would see, surrounded by champions.
00:48:35.000 The best tables at the most exclusive clubs.
00:48:37.000 The freedom to wake up one day in Dubai and end the night in Beverly Hills.
00:48:40.000 This life is built, earned, One, but most people, they just watch.
00:48:44.000 They watch from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage-side.
00:48:47.000 They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice.
00:48:51.000 They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first-class flights, wondering why it's never them.
00:48:56.000 Because they never start.
00:48:57.000 This is where you start.
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00:49:02.000 18 proven ways to make money online.
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00:49:17.000 Live calls, direct feedback, step-by-step lessons, everything designed to get you earning fast.
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00:49:25.000 For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and connections that turn effort into cold hard cash.
00:49:31.000 Join the real world today and start making money now.
00:49:34.000 The golden age of America begins right now.
00:49:39.000 I am so excited for the next four years because it is winning time.
00:49:43.000 It's gonna be fantastic for the winners.
00:49:44.000 It's gonna be terrible for the losers.
00:49:46.000 It is now a meritocracy.
00:49:48.000 No more easy mode.
00:49:49.000 No more games.
00:49:51.000 No more sympathy.
00:49:52.000 Nobody's gonna give a fuck about the losers losing.
00:49:55.000 Everyone's gonna be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before.
00:49:59.000 Don't be like that because I'm a winner.
00:50:00.000 You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
00:50:05.000 If you're going to sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation and you're tired, guess what?
00:50:16.000 You're going to lose.
00:50:17.000 You're going to hate the next four years.
00:50:19.000 These next four years are for winners who want to win.
00:50:23.000 Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
00:50:25.000 The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit, and dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between.
00:50:40.000 That is gone.
00:50:41.000 The garbage is over.
00:50:42.000 Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won.
00:50:46.000 And if you're a winner, you should be excited.
00:50:48.000 If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody.
00:50:53.000 This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life.
00:51:06.000 If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc, take it deep inside of your heart, implement it inside of your mind, build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping, prevents you from being lazy,
00:51:22.000 prevents you from giving up.
00:51:23.000 Take all of the energy in from the universe.
00:51:25.000 take it in from God, put it deep inside of your blood, inside of your red blood cells, and do whatever it takes to win.
00:51:31.000 Because that's what Trump did, and now he's the most powerful man in the world.
00:51:34.000 That's what we're going to do.
00:51:35.000 That's why we're going to bust this
00:51:37.000 case and you're gonna do the same thing and join us or you're gonna end up on the losing team permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply try it harder than you oh you
00:52:25.000 You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul.
00:52:30.000 And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you, saying, I know a way out.
00:52:35.000 The path is long.
00:52:36.000 It is dangerous.
00:52:37.000 You may hurt yourself.
00:52:39.000 You may get caught.
00:52:40.000 It's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out.
00:52:45.000 And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path, and it just leads straight out.
00:52:49.000 It is easy.
00:52:50.000 If you believe them, try.
00:52:51.000 But if it was true...
00:52:52.000 If there was an easy path out, why are so many people still stuck?
00:52:56.000 Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess?
00:53:01.000 Surely, the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
00:53:07.000 If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there.
00:53:10.000 I can't give you easy answers.
00:53:12.000 I don't have them.
00:53:13.000 I only have the hard answers.
00:53:14.000 And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking ass Get together and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
00:53:33.000 Because that's all I did.
00:53:34.000 So that's all I know.
00:53:36.000 It is go time.
00:53:37.000 Today is go time.
00:53:39.000 You either go now or you lose.
00:53:42.000 But it truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
00:53:45.000 *Dramatic music*
00:53:58.000 Guys, when they come to these events, they see training and I'm gonna learn how to fight, I'm gonna learn some new moves.
00:54:02.000 It's not about that, it's about breaking you down.
00:54:06.000 It's about you finding your own personal limits.
00:54:13.000 and learning how to push beyond them.
00:54:31.000 Top G is an individual who is capable in all rounds, as my father said.
00:54:35.000 Top G is a person who is capable of being able to do this.
00:54:43.000 Sheer indefatigability, an unmatched first potassie made the feared opponent in all realms of freedom.
00:54:49.000 When you are top of me, you are dangerous at every time.
00:54:58.000 It doesn't matter what the competition is, as soon as they say my name, you're gonna be like,"Oh, fuck this." No, it doesn't matter what it is, hopscotch, jump rope, table tennis, who gives a shit?
00:55:06.000 Even things I'm not good at.
00:55:08.000 You know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to proceed.
00:55:13.000 My sheer indefatigability.
00:55:15.000 The fact that I never get tired.
00:55:18.000 You add all this together.
00:55:19.000 I am a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavors.
00:55:21.000 Even things I don't yet know how to do.
00:55:24.000 You do not want to compete with me in those things.
00:55:26.000 That is why I am top chief.
00:55:28.000 that mentality you can expand on it's taught it's up to forward
00:55:43.000 Oh, I heard them.
00:55:44.000 Tate brothers are here in the U.S. of A. Think we boys need to go shoot them some guns.
00:55:49.000 Get ready for war, gentlemen.
00:55:51.000 The Tate brothers are here to stay.
00:55:53.000 I lay my head by my pesto and close my eyes to pray.
00:55:58.000 These memories, they haunt me, baby, but the right good whiskey make the pain go weak.
00:56:05.000 Many miles on his old roads, many miles, yeah.
00:56:10.000 I've been running for so long, but I may have slowed down my mind up, yeah.
00:56:22.000 You can knock me down and drag me through the mud.
00:56:27.000 You can break my bones and spill all my blood.
00:56:33.000 You can light me up on fire, spit battles in my eyes, but you better run.
00:56:41.000 Let me tell you, son, I'm a loaded gun.
00:56:51.000 Many scars on his bad man Not a tear in sight Scarlet's hands blow a quick line And his bloodshed eyes still sharp that night
00:57:10.000 No, it's a power slap today and then club after power slap.
00:57:15.000 Why do we have to go to a club?
00:57:16.000 Look, I don't know, man.
00:57:17.000 You're in your 20s.
00:57:18.000 You love going to clubs.
00:57:20.000 I don't.
00:57:20.000 I mean, I'm old, man.
00:57:22.000 I've done clubs.
00:57:23.000 I've done every club almost anywhere in the world, but...
00:57:26.000 You are my cousin.
00:57:27.000 No, I don't want to go to the club.
00:57:29.000 Listen, listen.
00:57:31.000 I don't want to go.
00:57:32.000 I think we should stay in the hotel.
00:57:34.000 Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
00:57:36.000 You twisted my fucking arm.
00:57:37.000 This is the last time.
00:57:38.000 I'm not twisting anything.
00:57:38.000 But I'll go to the club with you tonight.
00:57:40.000 I'm in.
00:57:41.000 You're in.
00:57:42.000 Andrew, Luke needs us to go to a club.
00:57:44.000 Oh, fine, Luke.
00:57:45.000 You're a father.
00:57:46.000 We're approaching 40. I understand you have no interest in this shit.
00:57:49.000 And neither do I. But we're good cousins.
00:57:52.000 I don't want to go to the club.
00:57:53.000 You're welcome, Luke.
00:57:54.000 Don't worry.
00:57:55.000 Write me a letter of thanks.
00:57:56.000 Save your thank yous.
00:57:58.000 This is stupid.
00:58:15.000 go. This is stupid.
00:58:30.000 Nylon cup for five minutes.
00:58:31.000 Whoa, we up too hot in the business.
00:58:33.000 About to make a movie independent.
00:58:35.000 Need new trucks independent.
00:58:37.000 I need you to listen to the vision.
00:58:39.000 All your verses sound like dirty dishes.
00:58:41.000 I'm about to clean them in the kitchen.
00:58:43.000 And we making money by the minute.
00:58:45.000 I'm about to do a way different.
00:58:47.000 I am just an icon living.
00:58:49.000 I am just an icon living.
00:58:51.000 I-I-icon living.
00:58:53.000 I am just an icon living.
00:58:55.000 I am just an icon living.
00:58:57.000 I am not a Mayan, I'm a menace.
00:58:59.000 It's wild, you can lie like a professor.
00:59:01.000 I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher.
00:59:03.000 I am near an innocent flesh.
00:59:08.000 Culture! We don't know no one like you.
00:59:33.000 Gold Grills and you dance like Michael.
00:59:35.000 No eyes misfits, no typos.
00:59:38.000 Look. Wait.
00:59:39.000 We just wanna make you go psycho He said I would never focus tiny again, then I want to be enough The best thing about being in jail is that you were kept walked away He was terrible.
00:59:51.000 I might not know I slept good in jail though.
00:59:53.000 He's good So I kind of want to go back to make sure I'm safe
00:59:59.000 He's a bit upset because me and Stiney are about to get all the bitches.
01:00:06.000 Let's do a bet.
01:00:07.000 I got my alligator shoes on.
01:00:09.000 I'm a Stiney.
01:00:10.000 I'm going to be honest.
01:00:14.000 No, no, no.
01:00:15.000 Who's getting laid tight?
01:00:16.000 Come on, bro.
01:00:17.000 Come on, baby.
01:00:18.000 Come on, baby.
01:00:51.000 on, baby.
01:00:57.000 The career is more at stake when you in your prime Fuck that paper, baby, my face on the dotted line Living like this isn't an accident.
01:01:05.000 The private booths that you would see, surrounded by champions.
01:01:08.000 The best tables at the most exclusive clubs.
01:01:10.000 The freedom to wake up one day in Dubai and end the night in Beverly Hills.
01:01:13.000 This life is built, earned, One.
01:01:15.000 But most people, they just watch.
01:01:17.000 They watch from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage-side.
01:01:20.000 They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice.
01:01:24.000 They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first-class flights, wondering why it's never them.
01:01:29.000 Because they never start.
01:01:30.000 This is where you start.
01:01:32.000 Inside the real world, you'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up.
01:01:35.000 18 proven ways to make money online.
01:01:38.000 From e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation.
01:01:41.000 Direct access to millionaire mentors that guide you daily.
01:01:44.000 No theory, just real strategies that work.
01:01:47.000 A global community of winners, so you're never figuring it out alone.
01:01:50.000 Live calls, direct feedback, step-by-step lessons, everything designed to get you earning fast.
01:01:55.000 Most people will sit and watch.
01:01:57.000 You don't have to be most people.
01:01:58.000 For less than $50, you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and connections that turn effort into cold, hard cash.
01:02:04.000 Enjoy the real world today, and start making money now!
01:02:37.000 If they lock me up to some
01:02:42.000 Insane bullshit.
01:02:43.000 I didn't do it.
01:02:44.000 Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained.
01:02:47.000 The Matrix has attacked me.
01:02:49.000 We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it.
01:02:52.000 There's no evidence of crimes.
01:02:53.000 They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything.
01:02:57.000 They falsified evidence.
01:02:58.000 The whole thing is garbage.
01:02:59.000 What have they found on us?
01:03:00.000 You don't see any girls with bruises.
01:03:02.000 Where's the victims of all this?
01:03:03.000 The evidence was gathered illegally.
01:03:05.000 Illegal wiretaps.
01:03:07.000 False translations.
01:03:08.000 Fake witnesses that don't even exist.
01:03:11.000 There was never any evidence to put me in jail.
01:03:13.000 There was never any evidence to raid my house five times.
01:03:16.000 There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years.
01:03:18.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children.
01:03:20.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack.
01:03:23.000 There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth.
01:03:27.000 There was never any evidence to the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
01:03:32.000 This is a setup that is done on purpose, and it's designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes to slander our name.
01:03:42.000 My brother and I have always been innocent.
01:03:47.000 We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix.
01:03:53.000 The reason Trump is in office.
01:03:55.000 The reason everyone's now based in telling the truth.
01:03:58.000 The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming.
01:04:01.000 The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
01:04:07.000 It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
01:04:16.000 They tried to get rid of us.
01:04:17.000 They tried to make us suffer.
01:04:20.000 Still standing?
01:04:21.000 We are, aren't we?
01:04:23.000 And I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing are going to pay for us.
01:04:35.000 Come too far to go back now I am looking for freedom
01:04:43.000 Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers.
01:04:47.000 And in the end, when have we ever lost?
01:04:51.000 Irregardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
01:04:59.000 Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break.
01:05:02.000 We do not fold.
01:05:04.000 We've done nothing wrong.
01:05:06.000 We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of heads.
01:05:10.000 We are ready to die together.
01:05:13.000 We are ready to die.
01:05:30.000 You're trapped in a forest.
01:05:33.000 Surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul.
01:05:36.000 And I am outside of the forest.
01:05:38.000 And I am screaming to you saying, I know a way out.
01:05:40.000 The path is long.
01:05:42.000 It is dangerous.
01:05:43.000 You may hurt yourself.
01:05:45.000 You may get caught.
01:05:46.000 It's difficult.
01:05:47.000 But I can guarantee you it leads out.
01:05:50.000 And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know an easy path and it just leads straight out.
01:05:54.000 It is easy.
01:05:55.000 If you believe them, try.
01:05:57.000 But if it was true, if there was an easy path out, why are so many people still stuck?
01:06:01.000 Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess?
01:06:07.000 Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
01:06:12.000 If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there.
01:06:16.000 I can't give you easy answers.
01:06:17.000 I don't have them.
01:06:19.000 I only have the hard answers.
01:06:20.000 And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking act together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
01:06:38.000 'Cause that's all I did.
01:06:40.000 So that's all I know.
01:06:41.000 It is go time.
01:06:43.000 Today is go time.
01:06:44.000 You either go now or you lose.
01:06:48.000 But it truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
01:07:05.000 Mastery is a funny thing.
01:07:08.000 It's almost as if, on a long enough time frame, I've never lost.
01:07:14.000 And with this great power comes great responsibility.
01:07:17.000 And I have to be sure that I use it in the correct manner.
01:07:21.000 I don't want to do anything that would inspire God to believe that I cannot be trusted with the divine protection He has afforded me.
01:07:32.000 So it's for this reason I try my very best not to be vengeful.
01:07:39.000 Because when you have a lot of power...
01:07:41.000 And somehow, no matter how hard your enemies try, when they put you in a corrupt legal system under four criminal cases, and then your home nation of the United Kingdom betrays you, and they try and lock you up, and Interpol, and Extranite Lawrence, and you go to jail,
01:07:57.000 and you're locked in your house, no matter how hard your enemies try, and how much they truly believe they have you pinned down, the fact that you just pull it off every single time.
01:08:11.000 That kind of power needs to be used responsibly.
01:08:15.000 So I cannot live my life constantly looking for revenge.
01:08:21.000 Because when you are that powerful, revenge crosses your mind quite often.
01:08:26.000 However, I do like the idea of justice.
01:08:32.000 I think that the moral arc of the universe bends towards fairness.
01:08:37.000 It's not that I want to get revenge.
01:08:39.000 It's not that I'm vengeful.
01:08:41.000 It's that I just want things to be balanced.
01:08:44.000 I just want justice.
01:08:46.000 I just want it to be fair.
01:08:48.000 We all want to live in a fair world, right?
01:08:50.000 You know those videos you watch online of the perfectly shaped circle going into the perfectly shaped hole and for some reason you watch it three or four times and it gives you this calming feeling of how well it all just fits together.
01:09:05.000 It's not about revenge.
01:09:06.000 It's about justice.
01:09:07.000 It's about balance.
01:09:08.000 That's what it's about.
01:09:11.000 As far as I see it, I was thrown in jail.
01:09:15.000 Three years of my life were destroyed and my reputation was damaged.
01:09:19.000 My money was taken and my cars were taken and they tried their very best to have me spending 25 years in an Eastern European gulag for something I did not do.
01:09:29.000 And because I understand I'm divinely protected and I cannot use these powers for vengeance, I've decided.
01:09:39.000 to use these powers to seek justice.
01:10:04.000 A lot of guys when they come to these events, they see training and they're like...
01:10:07.000 I'm gonna learn how to fight.
01:10:08.000 I'm gonna learn some new moves.
01:10:09.000 It's not about that.
01:10:10.000 It's about breaking you down.
01:10:13.000 It's about you finding your own personal limits.
01:10:16.000 2, 3 And learning how to push beyond them The golden age
01:10:32.000 of America Begins right now I am so excited
01:10:44.000 For the next four years, because it is winning time.
01:10:47.000 It's going to be fantastic for the winners.
01:10:49.000 It's going to be terrible for the losers.
01:10:51.000 It is now a meritocracy.
01:10:52.000 No more easy mode.
01:10:54.000 No more games.
01:10:55.000 No more sympathy.
01:10:56.000 Nobody's going to give a fuck about the losers losing.
01:10:59.000 Everyone's going to be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before.
01:11:03.000 I like that because I'm a winner.
01:11:04.000 You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
01:11:09.000 If you're going to sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work and you have no motivation and you're tired, guess what?
01:11:20.000 You're going to lose.
01:11:21.000 You're going to hate!
01:11:22.000 The next four years.
01:11:23.000 These next four years are for winners who want to win.
01:11:27.000 Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
01:11:30.000 The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit.
01:11:35.000 And dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between.
01:11:44.000 That is gone.
01:11:45.000 The garbage is over.
01:11:47.000 Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won.
01:11:51.000 And if you're a winner, you should be excited.
01:11:52.000 If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody.
01:11:57.000 This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life.
01:12:02.000 This is going to be the time where it's the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor.
01:12:10.000 If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc.
01:12:16.000 Take it deep inside of your heart.
01:12:18.000 Implement it inside of your mind.
01:12:20.000 Build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping, prevents you from being lazy, prevents you from giving up.
01:12:27.000 Take all of the energy in from the universe.
01:12:29.000 Take it in from God.
01:12:31.000 Put it deep inside of your blood, inside of your red blood cells, and do whatever it takes to win.
01:12:35.000 Because that's what Trump did, and now he's the most powerful man in the world.
01:12:38.000 That's what we're going to do.
01:12:40.000 That's why we're going to bust this game.
01:12:41.000 And you're either going to do the same thing and join us or you're going to end up on the losing team, permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply tried harder than you.
01:12:58.000 Don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
01:13:01.000 Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
01:13:05.000 Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
01:13:08.000 This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
01:13:11.000 While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within.
01:13:15.000 Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided.
01:13:18.000 The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck.
01:13:20.000 It's knowing your way in.
01:13:22.000 The real world is your way in.
01:13:23.000 With 18 modern wealth creation methods, millionaire mentors breaking it down step by step, The world didn't make me to be liked.
01:13:52.000 It didn't make me to like anybody.
01:13:54.000 It made me to piss everyone off.
01:13:56.000 So if you could let the big man know upstairs, then I won't let him down.
01:13:59.000 Under the horizon, y'all should run in numbers.
01:14:02.000 Who the fuck won't work with me?
01:14:04.000 Heart is out and I say that reluctantly.
01:14:06.000 Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight.
01:14:14.000 My boy Ryan.
01:14:17.000 Mr. Fast Hands.
01:14:19.000 Let's see if he can pull off here.
01:14:20.000 See if he's got a fast mouth too.
01:14:22.000 Usually he does.
01:14:24.000 Usually he does.
01:14:25.000 It's going to be entertaining.
01:14:26.000 I do know our attorney general is looking at what state and jurisdiction we may have to be able to deal with this, but the reality is that Florida is not a place where you're welcome with those who have that type of conduct.
01:14:39.000 We've yet to be convicted of any crime in our lives ever.
01:14:41.000 We have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever.
01:14:43.000 I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin, trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than follow the law.
01:14:51.000 What about Trump?
01:14:52.000 What about Trump?
01:14:53.000 We don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
01:14:57.000 Shaking hands with champions, billionaires and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
01:15:02.000 Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
01:15:04.000 This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
01:15:08.000 While most men walk from a distance, For less than $50,
01:15:29.000 you gain access to the tools, knowledge, and network to start winning today.
01:15:33.000 Join the real world today and
01:15:41.000 making money now!
01:15:51.000 You know what's actually funny about this whole misogynistic crap that came out about me?
01:15:55.000 Do you know that I get thousands of emails dating from women who adore me?
01:15:59.000 The amount of women who say you're a real man, you stick up for family values, you're traditionalist, you sound like the exact kind of guy my dad wants you to be with, you sound like my dad and my brother.
01:16:10.000 I get thousands of women who completely adore me.
01:16:40.000 I get thousands of women who
01:16:57.000 are living in love.
01:17:10.000 I get thousands of women who are living
01:17:27.000 in love.
01:17:31.000 I always tell people you're close to me to resist the same mind.
01:17:37.000 Everybody is awful these days.
01:17:40.000 Everybody just yells and screams at each other.
01:17:44.000 Nobody's civil anymore!
01:17:48.000 I see so much pure evil The devil must be real as God must be real.
01:17:55.000 Ask yourself, who trained harder this year, us or you?
01:17:59.000 Who made more money this year, us or you?
01:18:01.000 Who had more attention this year?
01:18:03.000 Whose opinion was more respected?
01:18:06.000 Who made a greater dent in the matrix?
01:18:09.000 Please understand, my brother and I have been suffering a punishment and still managed to outperform you.
01:18:14.000 You have to love the war!
01:18:22.000 People keep asking me about the trenches.
01:18:24.000 They say,"Andrew, we want to go to war with you!
01:18:26.000 Tell me what you're shooting.
01:18:28.000 We want to join in." And I made it very clear to them, even better than telling you what I shoot, I'm going to teach you how to shoot.
01:18:34.000 Inside of the real world, we are launching a DeFi campus which is designed to teach everybody how they could possibly make some money inside of the brutal player-versus-player environment that exists on the salon of blockchain.
01:18:45.000 The trenches are player-versus-player.
01:18:47.000 There's huge risk.
01:18:48.000 You might die.
01:18:48.000 You may not come back alive.
01:18:50.000 So if you want to enter, you need to have the best possible chance, the best equipment, air support, artillery, radar, you name it, or you don't stand a chance.
01:18:57.000 For this reason, we're going to be telling you which KOLs to follow, which volume box we use, how to get insider information, along with allowing you to join an army of other traders so that you can raid the enemy trenches out What?
01:19:09.000 Don't you want every single possible competitive advantage?
01:19:11.000 If you're going to enter the cage, you need to learn how to pot.
01:19:14.000 If you're going to learn war, you need to learn how to shoot.
01:19:16.000 If you're going to enter the trenches, you need to be by a campus of the real world.
01:19:20.000 So, if you are serious about taking this risk, if you're serious about putting some of your money into high-risk investments, if you want to have a competitive advantage over everyone you're trying to take money from, you can get that inside of the T-Pi campus of the real world.
01:20:06.000 *music* Hear that?
01:20:08.000 *music* You gotta let your hair flow *music* And that drop top *music* That's that funky
01:20:23.000 right there *music* Take that *music* Listen up soldier You've been sitting on the sidelines long enough.
01:20:35.000 Watching others claim their fortune in the trenches.
01:20:39.000 Every day, warriors enter the crypto battlefield.
01:20:42.000 And every day, some don't make it back.
01:20:46.000 But you're different.
01:20:48.000 You're ready to strap on that helmet and join the elite few who dare to enter these waters.
01:20:53.000 The trenches ain't pretty soldier.
01:20:55.000 They're dark.
01:20:56.000 They're brutal.
01:20:58.000 And they separate the weak from the strong.
01:21:01.000 So get off your ass.
01:21:03.000 Grab your gear.
01:21:05.000 And prepare for glory.
01:21:07.000 The trenches are calling.
01:21:08.000 Will you answer?
01:21:10.000 I'm pissed.
01:21:11.000 We've had a good year, though, Andrew.
01:21:16.000 And you know what?
01:21:20.000 2025 is going to be an even better year.
01:21:25.000 Me and you, we don't lose.
01:21:27.000 You've been wasting all of 2024 jerking off watching TV, scrolling on TikTok reels, and Messenger girls on Instagram, we don't reply to you anymore because you're a fuck-up.
01:21:40.000 2024 was a very chaotic year and so many things happened that you don't even remember most.
01:21:46.000 We all suffer from TikTok brain to some degree now.
01:21:50.000 The world is moving so quickly.
01:21:51.000 And what's scary is, is that you remember last New Year's Eve like it was yesterday.
01:21:56.000 Time is flying.
01:21:57.000 The world is speeding up.
01:21:59.000 As AI comes into power, as computers gain more and more control, As human capital becomes less and less valuable, the world will move faster than ever before.
01:22:08.000 Technological advancements will come quicker than they ever have.
01:22:10.000 You'll be expected to react, to act, to do things faster than they've ever been done.
01:22:16.000 The world is getting quicker, and the point of this is to highlight to you how quickly it's already moving, how fast you're already forgetting, how a year can disappear in the blink of an eye.
01:22:25.000 It is only going to get worse.
01:22:27.000 2025 perhaps may be the best year of your life.
01:22:32.000 After living through all of this insanity and these dark days, that better days are coming.
01:22:37.000 Although you can be happy a good year is coming, you cannot rest on your laurels and get lazy.
01:22:41.000 You must make hay while the sun shines because a rainy day is sure to come again.
01:22:47.000 This is the year for winners.
01:22:48.000 It's going to get harder and harder for a loser to win.
01:22:50.000 It's going to get easier and easier for a winner to win.
01:22:52.000 So I want you guys to knuckle down, lock in, because 2025 has to be a year that we all remember filled with amazing stories.
01:22:58.000 Men, if you're honest with yourselves and you compare yourself to us, You're going to realize how badly you monumentally failed, and the primary objective of that is to inspire you to try harder this year.
01:23:07.000 You have wasted 2024.
01:23:08.000 If I asked you to tell me what you have done in 2024, you couldn't name more than five things, and probably three of them wouldn't matter at all.
01:23:15.000 But if you try hard and you focus, it's amazing how much you can achieve if you actually try.
01:23:21.000 And you should feel deep shame if 2024 did not change your life.
01:23:25.000 That's the kind of year you need to have if you want to be a winner.
01:23:28.000 2025, you should have a list which rivals ours.
01:23:31.000 When we ask you at the end of 2025 what you've achieved, you should have a list which you can hold parallel to ours and not feel a deep sense of shame without feeling a deep stain of regret for how you've wasted your time.
01:23:42.000 You've wasted 2024 because you're too busy jerking off.
01:23:47.000 is going to be pivotal.
01:23:49.000 And we're going to talk again exactly a year from now to see what you've achieved.
01:23:53.000 Is that time?
01:23:54.000 They say the same for young Jameis to under me.
01:23:58.000 The world didn't make me to be liked.
01:24:04.000 He didn't make me to like anybody.
01:24:06.000 He made me to piss everyone off.
01:24:08.000 So if you could let the big man know upstairs, then I won't let him down.
01:24:23.000 Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight.
01:24:26.000 My boy, Ryan.
01:24:29.000 Just a fast hand.
01:24:31.000 See if he can pull off here.
01:24:32.000 See if he's got a fast mouth, too.
01:24:34.000 Usually he does.
01:24:36.000 Usually he does.
01:24:37.000 It's gonna be entertaining.
01:24:37.000 I do know our Attorney General is looking at what state and jurisdiction of any crime in our lives ever.
01:24:52.000 We have no criminal record anywhere on the planet ever.
01:24:54.000 I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin, trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than follow the law.
01:25:04.000 You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
01:25:07.000 Shaking hands with champions, billionaires, and cultural icons doesn't happen by chance.
01:25:12.000 Flying private while others wait in line isn't luck.
01:25:15.000 This life is built by those who refuse to be average.
01:25:18.000 While most men walk from a distance, a select few move within.
01:25:21.000 Where culture evolves, the future is shaped, and where power is decided.
01:25:25.000 The barrier to entry isn't talent or luck.
01:25:27.000 It's knowing the way in.
01:25:28.000 The real world is your way in.
01:25:30.000 With 18 modern world creation methods, millions I didn't do it.
01:25:51.000 Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained.
01:25:54.000 The Matrix has attacked me.
01:25:56.000 We're arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it.
01:25:59.000 There's no evidence of crimes.
01:26:00.000 They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything.
01:26:04.000 They falsified evidence.
01:26:05.000 The whole thing is garbage.
01:26:06.000 What have they found on us?
01:26:07.000 You don't see any girls with bruises.
01:26:09.000 Where's the victims and all this?
01:26:10.000 The evidence was gathered illegally.
01:26:12.000 Illegal wiretaps.
01:26:14.000 False translations.
01:26:15.000 Fake witnesses that don't even exist.
01:26:18.000 There was never any evidence to put me in jail.
01:26:20.000 There was never any evidence to raid my house five times.
01:26:23.000 There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years.
01:26:25.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children.
01:26:27.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack.
01:26:30.000 There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth.
01:26:34.000 There was never any evidence to the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
01:26:39.000 This is a setup.
01:26:40.000 It is on purpose.
01:26:42.000 And it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes to slander our names.
01:26:46.000 This is disgusting!
01:26:49.000 My brother and I have always been innocent.
01:26:55.000 We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix.
01:27:00.000 The reason Trump is in office.
01:27:02.000 The reason everyone's now based in telling the truth.
01:27:05.000 The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming.
01:27:08.000 The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
01:27:14.000 It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
01:27:17.000 Felt like the weight of the world was on my shoulders.
01:27:23.000 They tried to get rid of us.
01:27:24.000 They tried to make us suffer.
01:27:27.000 Still standing?
01:27:28.000 We are, aren't we?
01:27:30.000 I promise you.
01:27:31.000 Now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing, are going to pay the price.
01:27:43.000 Come too far to go back now I am looking for freedom
01:27:50.000 Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers.
01:27:54.000 And in the end, when have we ever lost?
01:27:58.000 At the harvest of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
01:28:06.000 Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break.
01:28:09.000 We do not fold.
01:28:11.000 We've done nothing wrong.
01:28:13.000 We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of heads.
01:28:18.000 We are ready to die together.
01:28:20.000 We are ready to die.
01:28:30.000 Living like this isn't an accident.
01:28:32.000 The private booths that you would see, surrounded by champions.
01:28:35.000 The best tables at the most exclusive clubs.
01:28:37.000 The freedom to wake up one day in Dubai and end the night in Beverly Hills.
01:28:40.000 This life is built, earned, won.
01:28:42.000 But most people, they just watch.
01:28:44.000 They watch from the cheap seats while the real players sit cage-side.
01:28:47.000 They walk past luxury hotels while others check in without thinking twice.
01:28:51.000 They scroll past stacks of cash, diamond watches, and first-class flights, wondering why it's never them.
01:28:56.000 Because they never start.
01:28:57.000 This is where you start.
01:28:59.000 Inside the real world, you'll learn exactly how to build wealth from the ground up.
01:29:02.000 18 proven ways to make money online.
01:29:04.000 From e-commerce and investing to AI automation and content creation.
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01:29:17.000 Live calls, direct feedback, step-by-step lessons, everything designed to get you earning fast.
01:29:22.000 Most people will sit and watch.
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01:29:34.000 The golden age of America begins right now.
01:29:39.000 I am so excited for the next four years because it is winning time.
01:29:43.000 It's going to be fantastic for the winners.
01:29:45.000 It's going to be terrible for the losers.
01:29:46.000 It is now a meritocracy.
01:29:48.000 No more easy mode.
01:29:49.000 No more games.
01:29:51.000 No more sympathy.
01:29:52.000 Nobody's going to give a fuck about the losers losing.
01:29:55.000 Everyone's going to be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before.
01:29:58.000 I like that because I'm a winner.
01:30:00.000 You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
01:30:05.000 If you're going to sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to You have no motivation, and you're tired.
01:30:15.000 Guess what?
01:30:16.000 You're going to lose.
01:30:17.000 You're going to hate the next four years.
01:30:19.000 These next four years are for winners who want to win.
01:30:22.000 Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
01:30:25.000 The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit, and dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between.
01:30:40.000 That is gone.
01:30:41.000 The garbage is over.
01:30:42.000 Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won.
01:30:46.000 And if you're a winner, you should be excited.
01:30:48.000 If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody.
01:30:53.000 This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life.
01:30:58.000 This is going to be the time where it's the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final.
01:31:03.000 The rich stay rich, the poor stay poor.
01:31:06.000 If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc.
01:31:12.000 Take it deep inside of your heart, implement it inside of your mind, build a splinter inside of your consciousness that prevents you from sleeping, prevents you from being lazy, prevents you from giving up.
01:31:23.000 Take all of the energy in from the universe, take it in from God, put it deep inside of your blood.
01:31:31.000 'Cause that's what Trump did and now he's the most powerful man in the world.
01:31:34.000 That's what we're gonna do.
01:31:35.000 That's why we're gonna bust this case.
01:31:37.000 And you're either going to do the same thing and join us, or you're going to end up on the losing team, permanently and forever subjugated and crushed by people who simply try it harder than you.
01:31:46.000 Oh, fuck.
01:32:16.000 You're trapped in a forest, surrounded by ghouls which intend on taking your soul.
01:32:30.000 And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you saying, I know a way out.
01:32:35.000 The path is long, it is dangerous.
01:32:37.000 You may hurt yourself, you may get caught.
01:32:40.000 It's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out.
01:32:45.000 I know an easy path and it just leads straight out.
01:32:49.000 It is easy.
01:32:50.000 If you believe them, try.
01:32:51.000 But if it was true...
01:32:52.000 If there was an easy path out, why are so many people still stuck?
01:32:56.000 Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess?
01:33:01.000 Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard!
01:33:07.000 If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there!
01:33:10.000 I can't give you easy answers.
01:33:12.000 I don't have them.
01:33:13.000 I only have the hard answers.
01:33:14.000 And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking acts together, And start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
01:33:33.000 Because that's all I did.
01:33:34.000 So that's all I know.
01:33:36.000 It is go time.
01:33:37.000 Today is go time.
01:33:38.000 You either go now or you lose.
01:33:42.000 But truthfully is go time gentlemen.
01:33:58.000 A lot of guys when they come to these events they see training and I'm gonna learn how to fight, I'm gonna learn some new moves.
01:34:02.000 It's not about that, it's about breaking you down.
01:34:06.000 It's about you finding your own personal limits.
01:34:13.000 and learning how to push beyond them.
01:34:15.000 *Music*
01:34:30.000 Top G is an individual who is capable in all routes, as my
01:34:41.000 said.
01:34:43.000 Sheer indistinguishability, an unmatched perfect capacity, a feared opponent in all kinds of community members.
01:34:49.000 When you are top-deaf, you are dangerous at everything.
01:34:58.000 No matter what the competition is, as soon as they say my name, you're going to be like,"Oh, fucks it." No matter what it is, hopscotch, jump rope, table tennis, who gives a shit?
01:35:06.000 Even things I'm not good at, you know my mindset, my unmatched perspicacity, my ability to proceed, my sheer indefatigability, the fact that I never get tired.
01:35:18.000 You add all this together, I am a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor.
01:35:21.000 Even things I don't know yet, I don't yet know how to do.
01:35:24.000 You do not want to compete with me in those things.
01:35:26.000 That is why I am top chief.
01:35:28.000 That mentality you can expand on, it's taught in the world.
01:35:31.000 *Music*
01:35:42.000 Oh, I heard that Tate brothers are here in the U.S. of A. I think we boys need to go shoot them some guns.
01:35:49.000 Get ready for war, gentlemen.
01:35:51.000 The Tate brothers are here to stay.
01:35:53.000 I lay my head by my pay stove, and close my eyes to pray.
01:35:58.000 These memories, they haunt me, baby, but the rock good whiskey made the pain go weak.
01:36:05.000 Many miles on these old roads, many miles, yeah.
01:36:10.000 I've been running for so long, but I may have been slowed down to my wind up, yeah.
01:36:22.000 You can knock me down and drag me through the mud.
01:36:27.000 You can break my bones and spill all my blood.
01:36:33.000 You can light me up on fire, spit petals in my eye, but you better run.
01:36:41.000 Let me tell you, son, I'm a loaded gun.
01:36:51.000 When his car's on his bed, man, not a tear in sight, Scarra's hands boling quick like lightnin'and his bloodshot eyes still sharp at
01:37:06.000 night.
01:37:07.000 UFC. Power slap today, UFC tomorrow.
01:37:10.000 No, it's power slap today, and then club after power slap.
01:37:15.000 Why do we have to go to a club?
01:37:16.000 Look, I don't know, man.
01:37:17.000 You're in your 20s.
01:37:18.000 You love going to clubs.
01:37:19.000 I don't.
01:37:20.000 I mean, I'm old, man.
01:37:22.000 I've done clubs.
01:37:23.000 I've done every club, almost anywhere in the world.
01:37:25.000 But you are my cousin.
01:37:27.000 No, I don't want to go to the club.
01:37:29.000 Listen, listen.
01:37:31.000 I don't want to go.
01:37:32.000 I think we should stay in the hotel.
01:37:34.000 Fine, you twisted my arm, Luke.
01:37:36.000 You twisted my fucking arm.
01:37:37.000 It's the last time.
01:37:38.000 I'm not twisting anything.
01:37:38.000 But I'll go to the club with you tonight.
01:37:40.000 I'm in.
01:37:41.000 You're in.
01:37:42.000 Andrew, Luke needs us to go to a club.
01:37:44.000 Oh, fine, Luke.
01:37:45.000 You're a father.
01:37:46.000 You're approaching 40. I understand you have no interest in this shit.
01:37:49.000 And neither do I. But we're good cousins.
01:37:52.000 I don't want to go to the club.
01:37:53.000 You're welcome, Luke.
01:37:54.000 Don't worry.
01:37:55.000 Write me a letter of thanks.
01:37:56.000 Save your thankings for the club.
01:37:58.000 That's stupid.
01:38:26.000 you call an icon living?
01:38:27.000 I saw the record label, Ms. Fish just did it Nylon cup for five minutes Woah, we are too hot in the business'Bout to make a movie independent Need new trucks independent I need you to listen to the vision All your verses sound like dirty dishes I'm about to clean'em
01:38:42.000 in the kitchen And we making money by the minute I'm about to do a way different I am just an icon living I am just an icon living I-I-Icon living I am just an icon living I am just a I, I,
01:38:57.000 I, I, I am not a Mayan, I'm a menace
01:39:01.000 I don't got the time to put you on a stretcher, stretcher.
01:39:04.000 I am here and it's still flesh.
01:39:05.000 I am just an icon.
01:39:07.000 America, baby.
01:39:08.000 Culture. I'm high style, cover five minutes.
01:39:11.000 Whoa, we are so hot in the business.
01:39:13.000 Last verse was before the award show.
01:39:16.000 Icon tatted on my torso.
01:39:17.000 Me and moi dipping in the torso.
01:39:19.000 I ain't even taking on torso.
01:39:22.000 Last girl signed a divorce.
01:39:25.000 Now I'm focusing.
01:39:26.000 We about to all blow up.
01:39:28.000 We just trying to make the The whole crowd go lush, right?
01:39:31.000 Look, we don't know no one like you.
01:39:33.000 Gold Grills and you dance like Michael.
01:39:35.000 No eyes, misfits, no typos.
01:39:38.000 No, wait, we just wanna make you go psycho.
01:39:43.000 Before he came here and said, he said I will never fuck with Stiney again,'cause I don't wanna get beat enough.
01:39:46.000 The best thing about being in jail was knowing that you were kept locked away from me.
01:39:50.000 Yeah, he was terrified.
01:39:51.000 First time, no, no, I slept good in jail knowing you couldn't get me.
01:39:54.000 You never see me again, okay?
01:39:55.000 So I kinda wanna go back and make sure I'm safe.
01:39:57.000 You never see me again like that, scared up.
01:39:59.000 Different type of cockroach, right?
01:40:02.000 He's a bit upset because me and Stiney are about to get all the bitches.
01:40:06.000 Let's do a bet.
01:40:07.000 I got my alligator shoes on.
01:40:09.000 I'm a Stiney.
01:40:10.000 I'm going to be honest.
01:40:14.000 No, no.
01:40:15.000 That pineapple.
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01:40:50.000 on, bro.
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01:41:00.000 Fuck that paper, baby, my face on the dotted line.
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01:42:37.000 If they lock me up to some place,
01:42:42.000 Insane bullshit.
01:42:43.000 I didn't do it.
01:42:44.000 Influencer Andrew Tate has been detained.
01:42:47.000 The Matrix has attacked me.
01:42:49.000 We were arrested on a garbage case with no evidence in it.
01:42:52.000 There's no evidence of crimes.
01:42:53.000 They printed an indictment with thousands of pieces of paper, which doesn't mean anything.
01:42:57.000 They falsified evidence.
01:42:58.000 The whole thing is garbage.
01:42:59.000 What have they found on us?
01:43:00.000 You don't see any girls with bruises.
01:43:02.000 Where's the victims and all this?
01:43:03.000 The evidence was gathered illegally.
01:43:05.000 Illegal wiretaps.
01:43:07.000 False translations.
01:43:08.000 Fake witnesses that don't even exist.
01:43:11.000 There was never any evidence to put me in jail.
01:43:13.000 There was never any evidence to raid my house five times.
01:43:16.000 There was never any evidence to keep me travel banned for three years.
01:43:18.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my children.
01:43:20.000 There was never any evidence to stop me seeing my mother when she had a heart attack.
01:43:23.000 There was never any evidence to steal all of my cars and all of my money and all of my wealth.
01:43:27.000 There was never any evidence for the media, which were very complicit, to try their very best to slander me.
01:43:32.000 This is a setup that has gone on purpose, and it is designed to come up with the most heinous possible crimes to slander our names.
01:43:39.000 This is disgusting!
01:43:42.000 My brother and I have always been innocent.
01:43:47.000 We were attacked because of our monumental fame and the work we were doing at the time to break the matrix.
01:43:53.000 The reason Trump is in office.
01:43:55.000 The reason everyone's now based in telling the truth.
01:43:58.000 The reason the masculine youth are rejecting the programming.
01:44:01.000 The reason all of these things are happening was by no small part down to my brother and I personally.
01:44:06.000 It's not just us, but we were part of the entire culture war.
01:44:16.000 They tried to get rid of us.
01:44:17.000 They tried to make us suffer.
01:44:20.000 Still standing?
01:44:21.000 We are, aren't we?
01:44:23.000 And I promise you, now that the war has been won, and now that my final paperwork is being stamped before I am released, the people who have done this, who have tried to make us suffer injustice purely because we were trying to do the right thing are going to pay the price.
01:44:35.000 Every trial and tribulation we've ever faced has brought us closer as brothers.
01:44:46.000 And in the end, when have we ever lost?
01:44:51.000 Regardless of the circumstance, even when we were sitting in a jail cell together, we only laughed and smiled.
01:44:57.000 Andrew and Tristan Tate do not break.
01:45:01.000 We do not fold.
01:45:03.000 We've done nothing wrong.
01:45:05.000 We are the type of men who will charge at the gunfire after a quick nod of head.
01:45:09.000 We are ready to die together.
01:45:19.000 We are ready to die.
01:45:36.000 And I am outside of the forest, and I am screaming to you, saying, I know a way out.
01:45:40.000 The path is long.
01:45:42.000 It is dangerous.
01:45:43.000 You may hurt yourself.
01:45:44.000 You may get caught.
01:45:46.000 It's difficult, but I can guarantee you it leads out.
01:45:50.000 And perhaps there's another voice saying, I know any.
01:45:53.000 If you believe them, try.
01:45:57.000 But if it was true, if there was an easy path out, why are so many people still stuck?
01:46:01.000 Why are so many people still trapped if there's an easy way out of this mess?
01:46:06.000 Surely the fact that most people can't escape is testament to the fact that the only way out is hard.
01:46:12.000 If it was easy to escape, no one would be fucking trapped in there.
01:46:16.000 I can't give you easy answers.
01:46:17.000 I don't have them.
01:46:18.000 I only have the hard answers.
01:46:20.000 And the hard answer is for you to knuckle down, stop fucking praying for an economic miracle, get your fucking act together, and start working all day, every day, until you finally have enough for you to no longer have to be forced to live an experience you don't enjoy anymore.
01:46:39.000 Because that's all I did.
01:46:40.000 So that's all I know.
01:46:41.000 It is go time.
01:46:43.000 Today is go time.
01:46:44.000 You either go now or you lose.
01:46:48.000 But it truthfully is go time, gentlemen.
01:47:05.000 Mastery is a funny thing.
01:47:08.000 It's almost as if, on a long enough time frame, I've never lost.
01:47:14.000 And with this great power comes great responsibility.
01:47:17.000 And I have to be sure that I use it in the correct manner.
01:47:21.000 I don't want to do anything that would inspire God to believe that I cannot be trusted with the divine protection He has afforded me.
01:47:32.000 So it's for this reason I try my very best Not to be vengeful.
01:47:39.000 Because when you have a lot of power, and somehow, no matter how hard your enemies try, when they put you in a corrupt legal system under four criminal cases, and then your home nation of the United Kingdom betrays you, and they try and lock you up, and Interpol,
01:47:54.000 and extradite warrants, and you go to jail, and you're locked in your house, no matter how hard your enemies try, and how much they truly believe they have you pinned down.
01:48:04.000 The fact that you just pull it off every single time.
01:48:11.000 That kind of power needs to be used responsibly.
01:48:16.000 So I cannot live my life constantly looking for revenge.
01:48:21.000 Because when you are that powerful, revenge crosses your mind quite often.
01:48:25.000 However, I do like the idea of justice.
01:48:32.000 I think that The moral arc of the universe bends towards fairness.
01:48:37.000 It's not that I want to get revenge.
01:48:39.000 It's not that I'm vengeful.
01:48:41.000 It's that I just want things to be balanced.
01:48:44.000 I just want justice.
01:48:46.000 I just want it to be fair.
01:48:48.000 We all want to live in a fair world, right?
01:48:50.000 You know those videos you watch online of the perfectly shaped circle going into the perfectly shaped hole.
01:48:57.000 And for some reason you watch it three or four times and it gives you this...
01:49:00.000 A calming feeling of how well it all just fits together.
01:49:05.000 It's not about revenge.
01:49:06.000 It's about justice.
01:49:07.000 It's about balance.
01:49:08.000 That's what it's about.
01:49:11.000 As far as I see it, I was thrown in jail.
01:49:15.000 Three years of my life were destroyed and my reputation was damaged.
01:49:19.000 My money was taken and my cars were taken and they tried their very best to have me spending 25 years in an Eastern European Gulag for something I did not do.
01:49:29.000 And because I understand I'm divinely protected and I cannot use these powers for vengeance, I've decided to use these powers to seek justice.
01:50:05.000 of guys from the
01:50:05.000 They come to these events, they see training, and I'm going to learn how to fight, I'm going to learn some new moves.
01:50:09.000 It's not about that, it's about breaking you down.
01:50:13.000 It's about you finding your own personal limits.
01:50:16.000 62, 63, and learning how to push beyond them.
01:50:21.000 The golden age of America begins
01:50:39.000 now.
01:50:43.000 I'm so excited for the next four years because it is winning time.
01:50:47.000 It's going to be fantastic for the winners.
01:50:49.000 It's going to be terrible for the losers.
01:50:51.000 It is now a meritocracy.
01:50:52.000 No more easy mode.
01:50:54.000 No more games.
01:50:55.000 No more sympathy.
01:50:56.000 Nobody's going to give a fuck about the losers losing.
01:50:59.000 Everyone's going to be celebrating the winners winning more than ever before.
01:51:03.000 I like that.
01:51:03.000 Because I'm a winner.
01:51:04.000 You have to make a decision if you're a winner or a loser.
01:51:06.000 Because if you're a loser, you're going to hate the next four years.
01:51:09.000 If you're going to sit around and cry about being depressed and saying you were born in the wrong body and moan that you have no money and that it's too hard to go to work, you have no motivation, and you're tired, guess what?
01:51:20.000 You're going to lose.
01:51:21.000 You're going to hate!
01:51:22.000 The next four years.
01:51:23.000 These next four years are for winners who want to win.
01:51:27.000 Losers are going to suffer more than they ever did because you know what?
01:51:30.000 The last administration was taking the hard work of winners, taking all of their merit and dishing out a little bit to each of the losers to detriment the winners and try and prop the losers up a little bit while stealing a whole bunch of money in between.
01:51:44.000 That is gone.
01:51:45.000 The garbage is over.
01:51:47.000 Losers are going to suffer more than they've ever suffered and winners are going to win more than they've ever won.
01:51:50.000 And if you're a winner, You should be excited.
01:51:53.000 If you're a loser, you better change teams quick because there's no more sympathy for anybody.
01:51:57.000 This is going to be the greatest wealth creation period in your life.
01:52:02.000 This is going to be the time where it's the easiest it's ever going to be to get rich before the schism is final, the rich stay rich, the poor stay poor.
01:52:10.000 If I were you, I would take the energy from the monumental win, from the comeback story, from the victory arc, take it deep inside of your heart, implement it inside of your mind, build a That's what we're going to do.
01:52:40.000 That's why we're going to bust this case.
01:52:42.000 And you're either going to do the same thing and join us or you're going to end up on the losing team permanently and forever subjugated and crushed.
01:52:49.000 people who simply tried harder than you.
01:52:51.000 *Gunshot* *Gunshot* you you
01:52:58.000 You don't sit front row at world title fights by accident.
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01:53:59.000 Under the horizon, y'all should runnin'up.
01:54:02.000 Uh, who the fuck won't work with me?
01:54:04.000 Heart is out and I say that reluctantly.
01:54:06.000 Press conference for the upcoming Ryan Garcia fight.
01:54:14.000 My boy Ryan.
01:54:17.000 Just a fast hands.
01:54:19.000 Let me see if he can pull off here.
01:54:20.000 See if he's got a fast mouth too.
01:54:22.000 Usually he does.
01:54:24.000 Usually he does.
01:54:25.000 It's going to be entertaining.
01:54:26.000 I do know our attorney general is looking at what state and jurisdiction we may have to be able to deal with this, but the reality is that Florida is not a place where you're welcome with that type of conduct.
01:54:39.000 We've yet to be convicted of any crime in our lives ever.
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01:54:43.000 I think it's extremely important that we stop allowing media spin, trying to destroy the reputations of good people who have no intention to do anything other than politics.
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01:55:58.000 So, Tristan.
01:56:00.000 No, no, no, no.
01:56:01.000 Don't start.
01:56:02.000 You won't tell me what this emergency meeting is about.
01:56:05.000 It's called Knife Crime on Mars.
01:56:07.000 I have no idea what that means.
01:56:09.000 Usually we meet about 10-20 minutes before and we say, what are we going to talk about?
01:56:12.000 And you've been smiling at me and pointing up at the sky.
01:56:16.000 So why don't you give me a briefing as to what we're actually going to do in the emergency meeting and what we're actually going to cover because I have no topics written down on my screen.
01:56:25.000 Well... I think the whole world knows that you are one of the most respected and accredited experts on interplanetary crime.
01:56:35.000 And when it comes to Mars, you're probably the first person that people would want to talk to to understand the intricacies of social dynamics on a foreign celestial body.
01:56:46.000 So for that reason, I thought it'd be very interesting that I get you as the expert here.
01:56:51.000 And I prepared a list of questions about Mars that you are going to have to answer.
01:56:56.000 However, if you get any of them wrong, you are eternally a faggot.
01:57:03.000 That's today's emergency meeting.
01:57:05.000 Question one.
01:57:06.000 Do I have to do this?
01:57:07.000 Question one.
01:57:09.000 Elon's intention is to use the Neuralink chip to finally download consciousness so that he can live forever.
01:57:20.000 And he will be the forever ruler of Mars, which he populated.
01:57:24.000 Like the wizard in The Wizard of Oz, he's going to be inside of one of his Tesla machines with Elon Musk's consciousness from a Neuralink chip taken from his brain in 3,000 years, running the new Mars colony.
01:57:37.000 Okay. What are you going to do about that?
01:57:40.000 Well, I'm not going to do very much about it.
01:57:43.000 If that's his intention, I wish him the best of luck.
01:57:46.000 I, Tristan Tate...
01:57:47.000 I'm not going to try to help him, stop him.
01:57:51.000 I don't know why you're asking me this.
01:57:54.000 I don't know what this has to do with anything that we ever talk about.
01:57:57.000 So just to confirm to everyone at home, you intend to do nothing.
01:58:02.000 We have a billionaire.
01:58:05.000 The most rich man on this planet.
01:58:07.000 Perhaps one of the most powerful with the most advanced technology who's going to download his consciousness into a robot that he owns and send it on his rocket to...
01:58:16.000 Rule over the future colony of previously humans, soon to be Martians, living on the first foreign celestial body ever populated by human beings.
01:58:29.000 Okay. And he is going to be the forever leader god.
01:58:32.000 Okay. And you're going to do, you Tristan Tate, you are now telling the audience at home that you intend to do nothing.
01:58:38.000 In fact, I fully support him because if you have forever Elon, then you won't get temporary Mars, Camilla, or Hillary.
01:58:46.000 So it's not a bad system.
01:58:48.000 So you're on his team?
01:58:49.000 Yes. Okay, guys, write this down.
01:58:53.000 Tristan's on Elon's team.
01:58:55.000 Yes. So it turns out you have no intention of trying to stop this madman.
01:58:59.000 No. Neither do you.
01:59:02.000 You know, you shouldn't point fingers.
01:59:05.000 Perhaps this entire emergency meeting is about my plan to prevent this from happening.
01:59:11.000 Because I have a strong suspicion, Tristan, That when we go to Mars, it's going to be very much like when the English went to America.
01:59:18.000 I'm not going to Mars.
01:59:19.000 No, but for a while, the Martians are going to cooperate with the Earthlings.
01:59:24.000 Okay. And provide them with what they need until eventually they say, fuck the crown!
01:59:28.000 I don't actually think Earth needs much from Mars.
01:59:32.000 Interesting. As an expert on Mars, can you enlighten everyone at home on why the people of Earth would not need anything from Mars?
01:59:39.000 I feel like the shipments would be going one way, essentially.
01:59:42.000 I don't think Mars has anything.
01:59:44.000 They've analyzed Mars soil.
01:59:46.000 The caps are just made of carbon dioxide.
01:59:48.000 Unless they find something insane, like uranium in massive quantities, which they won't and they haven't.
01:59:55.000 So you said there's nothing useful for the Earthlings on Mars?
02:00:01.000 Clarify! You're saying there's nothing useful for the Earthlings on Mars?
02:00:05.000 Yeah, as I understand it, and I'm not an expert on Mars.
02:00:08.000 Then why the fuck we going, you colossal cunt?
02:00:10.000 Why the fuck?
02:00:11.000 When we build a rocket and go all the way up there, people would risk their lives to go fucking become Martians if we're not going to gain anything at all.
02:00:17.000 This is because you are in cahoots.
02:00:19.000 You're in cahoots with Elon, who intends on being forever leader by uploading his consciousness to one of his Tesla cyber robots.
02:00:26.000 And I want everyone at home to know that you, along with your dickhead cousin, lacking his space suit, have been discovered.
02:00:32.000 You have been found out.
02:00:34.000 And this emergency meeting is to tar and feather you as the piece of shit you are.
02:00:39.000 I'm going to ensure these clips go as viral as possible.
02:00:41.000 You're in on the scam.
02:00:43.000 I like the scam.
02:00:44.000 The scheme.
02:00:44.000 And I know very well what's going to happen.
02:00:46.000 When the Martians finally get tired of listening to the Earthlings, like the Americans got tired of listening to the British, there'll be an interplanetary space war.
02:00:55.000 That's what's going to happen when we try and tax their tea.
02:00:58.000 And when that space war happens and fucking children die, it's because of people like you and my cousin.
02:01:06.000 And your cousin.
02:01:08.000 Alright, next question.
02:01:09.000 Do you admit everything I've said so far is true?
02:01:11.000 Sure, whatever.
02:01:12.000 So you admit it?
02:01:13.000 Yeah. What happens when the Martians no longer feel like Earth is home?
02:01:22.000 You know?
02:01:22.000 How does cultural and psychological detachment from Earth evolve after three or four generations?
02:01:29.000 Will Earth become more mythological than a real place to the Martian descendants?
02:01:34.000 Won't they see themselves as people of Mars, from Mars, and have very little interest in the Earthlings, and perhaps very significant cultural differences?
02:01:43.000 As an expert on Mars, can you please tell us, the people at home, how this is going to affect the future relations between the two planets, considering that after three or four generations, the Martians are no longer going to feel like Earthlings?
02:01:56.000 Yeah, I don't think it's going to matter that much because when Mars becomes self-sustaining...
02:02:03.000 Then... I don't think they're gonna...
02:02:04.000 Earth isn't gonna need much from Mars, and if Mars can sustain itself, it's not gonna need much from Earth.
02:02:09.000 Oh, do you hear that, guys?
02:02:10.000 The expert says it doesn't fucking matter.
02:02:12.000 Don't worry about it.
02:02:13.000 It's just the biggest cultural shift in history.
02:02:16.000 It's just humanity splintering in two to the end of space-time on different celestial bodies.
02:02:22.000 No, it doesn't matter.
02:02:23.000 It's the first time ever humans are going to go anywhere and they're going to stop talking to us and it doesn't matter at all.
02:02:28.000 Is that your fucking answer?
02:02:29.000 I know you've written some real topics.
02:02:31.000 Is that your answer that it doesn't matter?
02:02:33.000 That the people we send to Mars, that we invent the technology to get them there, eventually fucking betray us?
02:02:39.000 And stop listening to the Earthlings like the Americans betrayed the British.
02:02:43.000 And the Australians and the Canadians.
02:02:45.000 They're going to betray the crown.
02:02:47.000 And you're saying it doesn't matter at all.
02:02:49.000 You thought the New World losing America was bad.
02:02:52.000 What's going to happen when the Earthlings lose Mars?
02:02:53.000 Nothing. Are you telling me that this just doesn't matter to you?
02:02:55.000 No, it doesn't.
02:02:56.000 So as an expert on Mars, this doesn't matter to you?
02:02:58.000 No. At all?
02:02:59.000 No. Guys at home, write this down.
02:03:01.000 Once again, Tristan has failed to show common decency, to show intellect, to show respect, to be humble, He has failed us.
02:03:12.000 You were invited on here as an expert.
02:03:16.000 A topical expert.
02:03:17.000 And so far, all you've said is, I don't know, it doesn't matter.
02:03:20.000 What's your next question?
02:03:21.000 You are a fuck-up!
02:03:22.000 And what is your next question about Martians?
02:03:24.000 How do Martians redefine what it means to be human?
02:03:27.000 Because with the potential biological adaptations, e.g.
02:03:30.000 lower gravity, limited sunlight, and an altered circadian rhythm, Will Martians eventually see themselves as a brand new branch of humanity or perhaps a completely different species altogether?
02:03:42.000 What do you think about this and how does it affect you and I and the people who are watching this emergency meeting today?
02:03:47.000 Well that's actually a very interesting question because I imagine although adaptations will happen like lower bone density, the idea of natural selection is driven by a higher mortality rate in those who are unwilling to or unable to adapt and survive.
02:04:01.000 So typically if we went to Mars and there was a breeding population but we had no human technology, those who couldn't bear the gravity, those whose circulatory systems weren't adapting very well would die and the people more adapted would give birth and give rise to the next generation.
02:04:16.000 And therefore you'd have people more suited to the planet Mars.
02:04:19.000 I imagine with all of the advanced technology and the cost involved in sending people to the planet that you would have a system where you'd get very little death.
02:04:29.000 By accident and death, by early death.
02:04:33.000 I feel like everybody who goes to Mars is going to have the best Medicare that exists and that we can get to the planet.
02:04:40.000 So they're all going to live to breeding age.
02:04:42.000 And we're not going to have the forces of natural selection that worked on this planet before humans invented technology.
02:04:49.000 So that is a very interesting question.
02:04:51.000 And it's going to settle the big argument of, is evolution by natural selection something that happens by its own system?
02:04:59.000 Or is evolution by natural selection in Charles Darwin's work completely wrong?
02:05:02.000 And will humans naturally adapt to their environment without the need of inferior genes passing out?
02:05:09.000 So that's a very important question.
02:05:11.000 It doesn't fucking matter!
02:05:12.000 Stop asking me about fucking Mars!
02:05:14.000 Ask me something else!
02:05:15.000 So because of the lower gravity, you'd agree that they would be taller, yes?
02:05:19.000 No, I'm saying if...
02:05:21.000 I'm just asking, are the Martians over time with lower gravity probably going to be taller than...
02:05:25.000 Earthlings. Taller and slimmer, I'd imagine, yeah.
02:05:27.000 So you're saying they're going to be huge?
02:05:29.000 No. So there's an alien race of huge monsters run by you and Elon, which intend on betraying Earth.
02:05:38.000 Confirm? Tristan, this is an emergency meeting.
02:05:42.000 This is important.
02:05:43.000 I just want everyone at home to know when this happens, when the Martians finally attack Earth with their space lasers, they can find this video and play it back.
02:05:54.000 From the year 2025 when I identified the future problems.
02:05:58.000 There is no possible chance that the Martians across three to four generations stay in good standing with the Earthlings.
02:06:05.000 It's just going to be like America and England.
02:06:07.000 They're going to fall out.
02:06:08.000 They're going to argue.
02:06:09.000 There's going to be some bullshit leader on Earth who tells the Martians to send them red dirt.
02:06:12.000 And the Martians will say, fuck you.
02:06:14.000 And there's going to be a space war.
02:06:15.000 And people are going to die.
02:06:17.000 There's going to be space refugees and space corpses.
02:06:20.000 And there's going to be space craters around all of the planets because of the space weapons.
02:06:24.000 And I'm trying to save people's lives here.
02:06:28.000 And all I'm asking from you...
02:06:30.000 It's to have a little bit of fucking human decency and to give a fuck.
02:06:33.000 But the metaphysical argument...
02:06:35.000 To give a shit!
02:06:35.000 The metaphysical argument that you brought up two questions ago would stress if Earthlings are Earthlings and we are people, are Martians, after their biological adaptations to the planet, are they really the same species as us at all?
02:06:48.000 In which case, why don't we just nuke them all?
02:06:51.000 Send people to space, build a big city, thrive, do Elon's plan, nuke it.
02:06:58.000 So you've now changed teams.
02:07:00.000 No, I'm just giving the Earth things advice.
02:07:02.000 No, because you said that the Martians were going to be super tall and big.
02:07:05.000 Yes, but...
02:07:05.000 And that they're allowed to ignore us because they're a different species.
02:07:07.000 But now you're saying Earth things...
02:07:08.000 But they wouldn't be able to come to Earth because their bone density would be lower.
02:07:11.000 You're saying we should nuke them all.
02:07:13.000 Yeah, nuke the Martians is my...
02:07:15.000 I'm going to be a Nuke the Martians t-shirt.
02:07:17.000 Write this down.
02:07:18.000 Can someone make a Nuke the Martians t-shirt for TopG.com, please?
02:07:21.000 Thank you.
02:07:23.000 Interesting. It's interesting how quickly you change teams.
02:07:26.000 You know, some would say that you're fickle and you lack loyalty.
02:07:28.000 But, you know, it's fine.
02:07:30.000 We'll get to it at the bottom.
02:07:31.000 You just switch to Earth, Mars, Jupiter.
02:07:35.000 What next?
02:07:36.000 The moon?
02:07:37.000 Is your next question about Mars?
02:07:39.000 Who controls history on Mars?
02:07:41.000 And what history gets taught?
02:07:43.000 Will the Martian educational center around Earth's historical struggles?
02:07:47.000 or will they create an entirely new mythos focused on survival colonization and space-bound evolution e.g do the people on mars need to learn about world war ii or will they have a whole different branch of history focused on the fact that history began when they went to mars and
02:08:03.000 all of the struggles that they went through before the eventual space war which resulted in the trillions of deaths that you so that you're so excited for
02:08:13.000 I imagine some people will go to Mars and teach history.
02:08:16.000 Who? Name one.
02:08:19.000 No, name a guy.
02:08:21.000 Name someone on Mars who teaches history.
02:08:25.000 Another lie from Tristan.
02:08:27.000 Write this down.
02:08:29.000 Nuke the Martians.
02:08:30.000 Tristan's a liar.
02:08:31.000 Two t-shirts on topg.com.
02:08:33.000 Thank you very much.
02:08:33.000 I asked you a very specific question, dipshit.
02:08:36.000 Are they going to teach Earth history or are they going to start a whole new version?
02:08:45.000 I have a question for you about Mars.
02:08:48.000 I want to say something first.
02:08:49.000 I have a question for you about Mars.
02:08:50.000 I haven't even said anything this whole thing to me.
02:08:51.000 I'm going to leave the stage.
02:08:52.000 No, I'm going to say something first.
02:08:53.000 No, I'm going to say something first.
02:08:55.000 I am on Team Earth.
02:08:57.000 Because you know why, Tristan?
02:08:59.000 I've only ever lived on Earth, and I'm loyal.
02:09:02.000 I'm like you, who wants to fucking change teams and go to Mars.
02:09:07.000 I've never gone to space.
02:09:09.000 If you ask me to go to space, guess what I'd say?
02:09:13.000 I'd say no.
02:09:15.000 The chat's saying you're trying to get me to leave.
02:09:17.000 I'd say no.
02:09:18.000 And it's working.
02:09:19.000 I'm a real Earth nigger.
02:09:21.000 Topg.com, real Earth nigger t-shirt.
02:09:23.000 I'm a real Earth nigger.
02:09:25.000 I'm staying right here where I was born.
02:09:27.000 I ain't going anywhere.
02:09:28.000 You are so desperate to change planets.
02:09:31.000 It's fucking embarrassing.
02:09:34.000 Is your next question also about Mars?
02:09:36.000 I have a question about Mars.
02:09:40.000 I thought you were an expert.
02:09:41.000 Why do you have questions?
02:09:42.000 That you should send people to Mars all practicing the exact same religion to see if the religion evolves or changes as and when they go to Mars?
02:09:53.000 Or do you think you should send an ethnic variety of different religions to Mars so there could be some sort of Martian holy war and they kill each other?
02:10:02.000 I'll tell you what.
02:10:03.000 You're supposed to be the expert, but you clearly don't know shit.
02:10:05.000 Even though I am on Team Earth, I'm going to answer the question.
02:10:07.000 For you.
02:10:09.000 Those Martians should do as we fucking say.
02:10:12.000 Now listen.
02:10:14.000 You're going to have to listen to the Earthlings because we put you there.
02:10:17.000 So we're going to put them on Mars.
02:10:19.000 We need to keep our sights focused on them.
02:10:22.000 We need to make sure that we have them in the sniper range permanently.
02:10:26.000 Slow down the orbit of Mars around the sun so we can always hit them with our photon torpedoes.
02:10:31.000 And them niggers need to listen to us.
02:10:34.000 One in the chat if the Martians need to listen to us on Earth.
02:10:37.000 I ain't having no motherfucking tall-ass Martian bitch up there.
02:10:42.000 Oh, my dad was born on Mars.
02:10:43.000 I was born on Mars.
02:10:44.000 Tristan said I'm cool.
02:10:45.000 You're all fucking geeks.
02:10:47.000 Fuck all you.
02:10:48.000 Why? Who even goes to Mars to live in a fucking pond like a homo?
02:10:52.000 Nuclear landmines underneath.
02:10:54.000 Gay sex only.
02:10:54.000 Gay sex only.
02:10:55.000 No, don't try and change teams.
02:10:57.000 Gay sex only on Mars.
02:10:58.000 Tristan, you have to stay.
02:11:00.000 I'm not done.
02:11:00.000 You are the leading expert on Martian questions.
02:11:03.000 You're one of the world's leading experts.
02:11:05.000 You cannot let down the viewers of this emergency meeting.
02:11:08.000 Okay, the next question will not be about Mars.
02:11:10.000 Okay.
02:11:17.000 It's about Martians.
02:11:19.000 Can Martians afford to believe in individualism?
02:11:23.000 Given the hostile environment and fragile infrastructure, will Martian society naturally veer towards collectivism, enforce rules, or even AI-assisted governance out of necessity?
02:11:35.000 What do you think, Tristan?
02:11:36.000 Don't know.
02:11:37.000 You're an expert.
02:11:39.000 Yeah, I know.
02:11:40.000 You wouldn't understand the answer.
02:11:42.000 I brought you on this show as you are an expert.
02:11:45.000 On all things Martian.
02:11:47.000 You wouldn't understand.
02:11:48.000 That is why you're on their team, and you have betrayed the humans of Earth.
02:11:51.000 Can you answer the fucking question?
02:11:52.000 But thinking about it, your question about adaptation, couldn't we just genetically modify humans to better suit the environment on Mars?
02:12:01.000 Oh, so these tall Martians are going to be genetically modified?
02:12:03.000 Interesting. Tell us more.
02:12:04.000 I feel like that is the solution.
02:12:06.000 Rather than waiting 7,000 generations to answer a question, which is going to be a pointless experiment, which leads to a mass loss of life and death of the people who are living on Mars, couldn't we just genetically engineer them with the bone density they need, the muscle density they need,
02:12:23.000 the height they need, and just create humans that better suit the Martian environment?
02:12:28.000 With today's science, even in 2025, that is absolutely feasible.
02:12:32.000 So I feel like that's the...
02:12:34.000 As an expert on Mars, I know that that's the direction that we are going to take.
02:12:38.000 Yeah, but that's the physical differences.
02:12:40.000 I'm asking if they're going to believe in individualism or, because they need to survive, will individualism be replaced by the collectivism?
02:12:47.000 Basically, will Mars become a communist shithole?
02:12:49.000 What do you have to do exactly as you're told?
02:12:51.000 Because if you don't maintain the pump...
02:12:53.000 Listen, Tristan, I know your fucking dream.
02:12:55.000 Tristan, I know your dream.
02:12:56.000 If I can't speak, I'm leaving.
02:12:58.000 There's going to be a shipwreck syndrome, where at the very beginning, the collectivism is going to be how they function.
02:13:04.000 However, if by 2050 we have a functioning city of a million people, like Elon wants, on the city of Mars, there's going to be a lot more room for individualism as things like recreation and stuff come in.
02:13:16.000 Listen, I know what your dream is.
02:13:18.000 Your dream...
02:13:19.000 Is everyone on Mars and Earth gone?
02:13:21.000 No. What you've been working for your entire life, since the second I remember you being born, all you have ever talked about is the collectivism and communism you want to instill and bestow among the Martians.
02:13:32.000 I've never once...
02:13:33.000 Tristan, there is nothing you talk about more than trying to instill collectivism and communism on the Martians.
02:13:40.000 You know what you want?
02:13:40.000 You want some little Martian...
02:13:42.000 Oh, sorry.
02:13:43.000 Tall Martian, sitting somewhere in the corner of a bubble, pressing a pump up and down, otherwise everyone just asphyxiates and dies.
02:13:51.000 That's exactly what, that's your fucking dream!
02:13:53.000 For some little man to sit there, on Mars, pumping the little pump.
02:13:57.000 Because he has to because it's communism.
02:13:59.000 Otherwise, he gets shot in the head with a space laser so that everyone else can do their own little jobs and have a nice little utopia and you can sit there with Elon and he has to sit there and pump the little pump all day fucking long.
02:14:07.000 That is all you've ever fucking talked about.
02:14:10.000 It's all you've ever fucking wished for is to make communism on Mars so some guy has to sit there and pump the air.
02:14:17.000 Admit it!
02:14:22.000 Admit what you've done.
02:14:23.000 Admit what you've done.
02:14:29.000 You've been exposed, sir.
02:14:31.000 The purpose of this emergency meeting is to expose you.
02:14:35.000 Since you were a toddler, all you have ever talked about.
02:14:37.000 You know what?
02:14:38.000 I think our whole brotherhood, the jail, the getting rich, the working together, living together, all of it was just a facade.
02:14:44.000 For you to cover for this exact moment so at the ripe age of 38 I am forced to sit next to you and discover that your wet dream is to instill communism on Mars so a little fucking Martian has to pump a pump so everyone can breathe.
02:14:57.000 That is all you've ever been fucking trying to do this entire time.
02:15:00.000 You have hoodwinked me.
02:15:01.000 You are a charlatan, sir.
02:15:03.000 Everything you have ever done ever has led to this.
02:15:10.000 How does a Martian child Understand the concept of nature.
02:15:14.000 Raised in biodomes and synthetic environments, what will trees, oceans, or wildlife mean to a child born on Mars?
02:15:22.000 How does this create an entirely new spiritual or philosophical framework?
02:15:28.000 Can you tell us at home, as an expert on Mars, can you please tell the people at home, how?
02:15:32.000 Nature will be understood on Mars, considering that your fucking wet dream's gonna come true, and they're all gonna live in biodomes, everyone's gonna walk around with a dildo, everyone's gonna be gay, and they're all gonna sit around in a communist utopia, and I know the song, Tristan.
02:15:45.000 Don't think I haven't heard you singing the song late at night.
02:15:47.000 You can swear at me all you want.
02:15:48.000 I've heard you singing the song late at night.
02:15:49.000 We are Martians, we are Martians, we are gay, we are gay.
02:15:52.000 I've heard it.
02:15:53.000 The whole house has fucking heard it.
02:15:55.000 You've been exposed, sir.
02:15:57.000 Everyone knows exactly what you've been fucking singing and dreaming of.
02:16:01.000 Communism! Communism!
02:16:02.000 Tristan, can you answer the fucking question and get serious?
02:16:06.000 If that's a serious question, I would imagine that humans would learn about their nature from their own origins and our place within it.
02:16:15.000 They will learn about the origins of humanity and how we fit into an ecological society which created us in terms of what we ate, where we went, how we developed, what we're good at.
02:16:29.000 What other animals are good at, what our advantages were, what our disadvantages were.
02:16:34.000 On Mars, which is a completely barren landscape where there are no other living life forms besides the humans, nature will have to be understood as relative to the humans on it.
02:16:44.000 Because that's the only thing you can do to make it topical or interesting.
02:16:47.000 And people are going to learn about it via our relationship to nature and where we came from and our origins.
02:16:53.000 Origins, hey?
02:16:56.000 That's my...
02:16:57.000 Expert opinion.
02:16:58.000 Origins. Are there going to be Lamborghinis on Mars?
02:17:03.000 There will be things made by Lamborghini on Mars, yeah.
02:17:06.000 Eventually. Big brands carry big money.
02:17:11.000 Porigins. Because you Mars niggers.
02:17:15.000 You and your cronies.
02:17:16.000 You have porigins.
02:17:18.000 How do I have porigins?
02:17:19.000 Because your origins are poor.
02:17:20.000 Yeah, but I stock...
02:17:22.000 I stuck with it on Earth.
02:17:23.000 I didn't run away to another fucking planet.
02:17:24.000 I stayed here.
02:17:25.000 I fucking did the work.
02:17:26.000 I was at Mars.
02:17:27.000 I knuckled down to a witch.
02:17:28.000 All you've ever been doing is singing that song and staring at the fucking sky.
02:17:31.000 You're right.
02:17:31.000 I was at Mars.
02:17:31.000 Dreaming of Mars.
02:17:32.000 I was at Mars yesterday.
02:17:34.000 Oh, interesting.
02:17:35.000 You were at Mars yesterday.
02:17:37.000 Yeah. Tell us what you saw.
02:17:38.000 Recon mission.
02:17:39.000 Finally, we get...
02:17:40.000 You see, guys?
02:17:41.000 You see?
02:17:41.000 Everyone thought I was just wasting everyone's time.
02:17:43.000 See? I got it out of it.
02:17:44.000 You see?
02:17:45.000 Once I told them I heard the song...
02:17:47.000 We are Martians.
02:17:48.000 We are Martians.
02:17:48.000 Once I told Tristan I heard his fucking song, he's finally admitted.
02:17:52.000 Are they singing that song on Mars?
02:17:54.000 Tristan was on Mars yesterday.
02:17:56.000 Go on.
02:17:56.000 Tell us the whole story.
02:17:58.000 How'd you get there?
02:17:59.000 What did you see?
02:18:01.000 Let's get to the bottom of this.
02:18:02.000 I was the only one there.
02:18:03.000 It was a recon mission.
02:18:05.000 I was trying to find the best place to make the first Martian city.
02:18:10.000 I just held my breath.
02:18:11.000 I just jumped into space and held my breath.
02:18:13.000 I didn't do the spaceship thing because that would have been too obvious for people to see me go up.
02:18:17.000 So, yeah.
02:18:19.000 Just looked around.
02:18:20.000 Found a place for a city.
02:18:22.000 What place did you choose?
02:18:24.000 The surface.
02:18:26.000 Interesting. And this city that you want to build.
02:18:31.000 This city you intend on building.
02:18:33.000 You fucking dickhead.
02:18:34.000 Tell us about this utopian city.
02:18:37.000 That's going to be built.
02:18:38.000 And tell us the name of the Martian who has to press the pump where everyone is to see it.
02:18:41.000 There will be no physical pump pressed by a person.
02:18:44.000 That's why we have technology machines.
02:18:45.000 So what will the Martians do?
02:18:46.000 They won't have jobs?
02:18:48.000 No, they'll mainly be scientists researching.
02:18:53.000 Researching what?
02:18:54.000 How to create ecological systems on the planet.
02:18:57.000 How to terraform the planet.
02:18:58.000 How to thicken the atmosphere.
02:18:59.000 How to adapt.
02:19:02.000 Humanity to the surface, because it will usually only be a one-way trip.
02:19:06.000 People will not be going back.
02:19:07.000 And basic things.
02:19:10.000 How to dispose of human waste without running water.
02:19:13.000 How to dispose of human remains.
02:19:14.000 Scientists will be there finding things out the hard way.
02:19:17.000 How to create a viable society.
02:19:20.000 That's what the scientists will be working on.
02:19:22.000 And as and when those problems are cracked, you see, you then have other occupations.
02:19:27.000 Let's say we do find a way to terraform Martian soil and make sure that it has the micro fauna and flora inside of it that will give the nutrients to growing plants.
02:19:38.000 And we find a system where inside of an oxygenated bubble we can grow crops.
02:19:42.000 Then once scientists crack that problem on a small scale, then you'll need construction workers and you'll also need farmers and agricultural scientists to move on to the next stage will be growing Mars'own.
02:19:54.000 So as and when scientists crack the answers to the difficult questions of how to survive Will there be black people on Mars?
02:20:12.000 Hopefully not.
02:20:13.000 I might send Marcelo just to get him because he'd hate that.
02:20:16.000 Will there be Indians on Mars?
02:20:17.000 I might send Yusuf just to get him.
02:20:19.000 Will Mars have Glovo?
02:20:21.000 Maybe. No, there's no maybes.
02:20:25.000 You're a fucking expert.
02:20:26.000 Answer yes or no.
02:20:27.000 Be a professional.
02:20:27.000 No, we've partnered with Uber Eats.
02:20:29.000 So there's Uber Eats.
02:20:30.000 Understood. Yeah.
02:20:31.000 What happens when the first Martian-born generation wants political independence from Earth?
02:20:36.000 What are the ethics and logistics of Martian succession?
02:20:40.000 They'll get it immediately.
02:20:41.000 Would Earth ever let go of a planet it funded?
02:20:44.000 Or would Mars fight a digital or economic war for freedom?
02:20:47.000 How? Would the war between Mars and Earth be fought?
02:20:52.000 And what happens when the first Martian-born generation wants political independence from Earth?
02:20:56.000 When you finally...
02:20:57.000 No, no, no.
02:20:58.000 The question's not over.
02:20:59.000 When you finally...
02:20:59.000 I know the question.
02:21:01.000 ...betray us.
02:21:02.000 When you finally betray us.
02:21:04.000 Okay. What happens?
02:21:06.000 Well, nothing.
02:21:07.000 Because there's always been a symbiotic relationship with trade colonies.
02:21:10.000 So we needed, from the United States, the tobacco and the sugar cane.
02:21:15.000 We did.
02:21:16.000 And that's the way it worked.
02:21:17.000 But it was called the fucking, what's it called, the Atlantic Triangle, where, you know, you bring fucking money and guns to Africa, get slaves, bring slaves to America, cotton, tobacco, and sugar, and bring it back.
02:21:27.000 The idea behind colonizing Mars actually has nothing to do with needing anything from the Martian surface and needing anything from them.
02:21:33.000 The idea is, like, you would take a bird in a cage and let it free to fly.
02:21:39.000 You don't want anything from the bird in exchange.
02:21:42.000 The idea is that if anything goes cataclysmically wrong, Or Kamala Harris.
02:21:48.000 Or a meteor strike.
02:21:50.000 Or Super Ebola.
02:21:52.000 Or Marcel.
02:21:53.000 Then... Mars is safe.
02:21:55.000 So we have another area where the human story can continue.
02:21:59.000 Not so much the human genome and humans who look like us, but the human story that began here continues elsewhere.
02:22:05.000 So as long as they are keeping up their end of the bargain by wanting to stay alive and thriving as a civilization, I don't see, as a colony where we wouldn't need any physical resources back from them, what control we would need to have over the Martians.
02:22:18.000 But what if we use AI digital machines to destroy your aquaponics?
02:22:24.000 And then you can no longer grow basil.
02:22:29.000 Tristan, have you seen Storm Ship Troopers?
02:22:32.000 I, Andrew Tate, Top G, am the leader of Earth's forces, and I will command the crusade against the petulant and ungrateful Martians for the betrayal which they're eventually going to commit.
02:22:46.000 Me. And I promise you, you're gonna fucking lose.
02:22:49.000 I'll do anything it takes to make sure you fuckers.
02:22:52.000 I think we're done with this.
02:22:53.000 Unless you're going to change the subject about Mars.
02:22:55.000 Tristan, we are not done.
02:22:55.000 I think we're done.
02:22:56.000 We will infect your systems with an AI super virus.
02:22:59.000 I think we're done.
02:22:59.000 I'm going to sit on my phone.
02:23:00.000 No, Tristan, there's an AI super virus that I have already developed.
02:23:03.000 Interesting. And you're all going to asphyxiate.
02:23:05.000 You're going to be standing around tall as fuck with your dildos asphyxiating in real time.
02:23:11.000 You're going to finally get that Martian, Rick.
02:23:13.000 You're going to say, Rick, go press the pump.
02:23:15.000 So much for your machines doing it for you.
02:23:17.000 You know, you're not nearly as smart as you fucking think you are, you know?
02:23:20.000 You go through life thinking you have all the fucking answers.
02:23:22.000 I ask you any question, you think you know it all.
02:23:24.000 We don't need Rick.
02:23:25.000 We'll just use the machines.
02:23:27.000 My AI is going to ensure your machines never fucking function again.
02:23:32.000 I have been preparing for the eventual interplanetary war which is guaranteed to come since before you even knew that we were going to go to Mars.
02:23:42.000 I am the leader of Earth's forces.
02:23:45.000 I am the commander in chief.
02:23:46.000 And everybody believes in me because they know that there's nobody on the fucking planet who is tired of your shit more than me.
02:23:57.000 I'm tired of your shit.
02:23:58.000 I'm tired of sharing my toys with you when I was three.
02:24:02.000 I'm tired of growing up together.
02:24:04.000 I'm tired of emergency meetings.
02:24:06.000 I'm tired of fucking jail.
02:24:07.000 I'm tired.
02:24:08.000 And I have had enough.
02:24:11.000 In fact, the truth is that Elon is only funding a trip to go to Mars to ensure that your treachery is exposed to the world.
02:24:24.000 You almost got it, Tristan.
02:24:26.000 You almost said something smart for the first time in your life.
02:24:28.000 You said, there's no real reason to go to Mars.
02:24:30.000 There is.
02:24:31.000 Because it's not about resource.
02:24:33.000 We're going to Mars, Tristan, because we have to expose that you're a fucking turncoat.
02:24:38.000 How else could we make you exposed to people live on an emergency meeting that you're prepared to portray every single man, woman, and child of Earth without a Mars mission?
02:24:49.000 So Elon has contacted me and told me he is going to Mars specifically so you can choose the Martians team and expose yourself as a piece of shit.
02:24:57.000 A fucking treacherous traitor.
02:24:59.000 And he has enlisted me as the defender of the Earth forces to ensure that you pay the price for that very action.
02:25:06.000 That is why we're going to Mars.
02:25:07.000 And you're too fucking dumb to see it.
02:25:09.000 Too fucking blinded by hatred.
02:25:12.000 Hatred for the planet that you grew up on.
02:25:14.000 Hatred for the people around you.
02:25:16.000 Think of everyone who held the door open for you, Tristan.
02:25:18.000 Think about everyone who's ever helped you in your entire life.
02:25:20.000 Think of all the times you said please or thank you to a nice person.
02:25:22.000 Think of all the smiling faces.
02:25:24.000 You want to leave it all behind, don't you?
02:25:25.000 Go to Mars.
02:25:26.000 Get a whole bunch of tall Martians.
02:25:27.000 Stand around in your fucking communistic utopia and develop space lasers to try and destroy the people of Earth.
02:25:32.000 I am here to let you know that that will not happen.
02:25:34.000 Not on my watch.
02:25:35.000 You have to get through me and it's never gonna fucking happen!
02:25:40.000 Here's your next question about Mars.
02:25:45.000 How will AI governance and synthetic biology shape Martian identity as Martians lean on autonomous systems to survive?
02:25:54.000 Interesting. We just talked about that.
02:25:56.000 Will their leaders be human or AI co-governors?
02:26:01.000 Could Mars become the birthplace of a post-biological civilization?
02:26:05.000 This ties into what we were saying earlier about Elon becoming Space Lord, but I've now exposed that Elon's actually on my team, exposing you as a turncoat, treacherous, treasonous, disloyal, earth-hating piece of shit.
02:26:17.000 So, please explain how AI governance and synthetic biology will shape Martian identity.
02:26:23.000 You dick.
02:26:24.000 Already discussed synthetic biology.
02:26:28.000 AI governance is a very complicated issue here on Earth when society is extremely complex.
02:26:34.000 You have billions of different people with hundreds of thousands of different languages and cultures and religions and churches and foods and stuff.
02:26:42.000 I imagine when you break humanity down and society down to its simplest forms, shifts for everybody, there's only a hundred people, everyone eats at these times, the food is all the same.
02:26:52.000 I imagine that AI can very easily run a society, yeah.
02:26:56.000 By telling people what to do in a fair way.
02:26:58.000 So in your communist utopia, everyone's just gonna work all the time and eat at the same time and eat the same slop.
02:27:03.000 That's what you've planned.
02:27:04.000 No, I'm just trying to confirm.
02:27:05.000 That's what you've planned for everyone.
02:27:06.000 That's my plan.
02:27:07.000 Oatmeal. Yeah.
02:27:08.000 That's my plan.
02:27:10.000 I'm Tristan.
02:27:11.000 I want to betray everyone on Earth.
02:27:12.000 We're all gonna go to Mars.
02:27:13.000 I'm gonna give you oatmeal at a certain time every day.
02:27:15.000 That's my plan, yeah.
02:27:17.000 That is the shittest plan.
02:27:19.000 I have ever...
02:27:20.000 You're not invited.
02:27:20.000 Tristan, that is the shittest...
02:27:22.000 There's no one on Earth...
02:27:23.000 No one that gives a shit about...
02:27:25.000 Did you just say there's no one on Earth who would accept that?
02:27:28.000 Yes. Well, you've fallen right into my trap, haven't you?
02:27:34.000 What's your trap?
02:27:35.000 Can you just admit that you fell right into my trap?
02:27:38.000 That no one on Earth wants to live that way.
02:27:40.000 But people on Mars do?
02:27:42.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:27:44.000 And what's the point of life on Mars?
02:27:45.000 To eat oatmeal twice a day and sing that fucking song?
02:27:47.000 Exactly. We are Martians.
02:27:50.000 We are Martians.
02:27:50.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:27:52.000 We're just talking lights out.
02:27:54.000 Ah, we've lost light.
02:27:57.000 That's interesting.
02:27:58.000 Now, Tristan.
02:28:00.000 Okay, next question.
02:28:00.000 I'm going to ask you a yes or no question.
02:28:02.000 Is it about Mars?
02:28:03.000 Is the light going off something to do with you and your plans to betray Earth?
02:28:09.000 Yes. Explain to me why the light going off is integral to your plans to betray all Earth's plans.
02:28:13.000 I need the darkness to scheme.
02:28:17.000 I can't scheme in the light.
02:28:19.000 But I put the light back on.
02:28:21.000 Yeah. So now you can't scheme.
02:28:23.000 Shit. Aha.
02:28:25.000 So you've been deceived.
02:28:26.000 I'll stop scheming for now.
02:28:27.000 So you admit I won.
02:28:29.000 Sure. For now.
02:28:30.000 I tricked you.
02:28:30.000 Well, no.
02:28:31.000 You lost that hand of poker, Mr. Bond.
02:28:35.000 Next question.
02:28:35.000 You now owe me five trillion Earth dollars.
02:28:38.000 It's the next question about Mars.
02:28:45.000 What's the Martian version of a revolution?
02:28:47.000 If systems break down, or if inequality arises, what does rebellion look like in a place where every system, oxygen, food, data, is tightly controlled and very scarce?
02:28:58.000 Torturing three or four people, getting access codes, killing them, and taking control yourself.
02:29:04.000 You seem to have thought this through.
02:29:06.000 It's the first time you gave me a real answer.
02:29:07.000 I've actually tried to answer your question.
02:29:10.000 Despite the fact that I didn't know this emergency meeting was going to be anything to do with Mars.
02:29:13.000 Despite the fact that I don't know anything about Mars.
02:29:17.000 Despite the fact that...
02:29:18.000 Wait, wait, wait.
02:29:18.000 Guys, write this down.
02:29:20.000 Tristan has been faking and has been posing fraudulently as a Mars Martian expert for all of this time.
02:29:28.000 I'm opening a Mars Life campus inside of the real world.
02:29:33.000 Where I prepare people mentally, scientifically, and physically for life on Mars.
02:29:39.000 It's going to be called the Terraformation Campus.
02:29:43.000 And I'm going to get people inside and train them to live, work, on Mars.
02:29:48.000 You're not recruiting soldiers from our school.
02:29:50.000 I can't use the real world to build a Mars colony.
02:29:52.000 No. But you said something very interesting there.
02:29:56.000 You said a revolution is just one person getting the access codes and controlling everything.
02:30:00.000 Yes. So which one of you pieces of shit that goes to Mars is going to do that?
02:30:04.000 Me. Me.
02:30:06.000 So you're going to do it?
02:30:08.000 Yeah. Go and rant at me and then we can...
02:30:09.000 No, so the plot thickens.
02:30:11.000 So you're going to betray the people of Earth and then you're going to cause a rebellion inside the Martian camp.
02:30:17.000 Yes. And betray the people of Mars.
02:30:19.000 Yeah, basically, yeah.
02:30:20.000 And what will be the intention of the rebellion on Mars?
02:30:23.000 What are you intending to do?
02:30:24.000 Well, if you understand the history of humanity, which we both do, you understand that every single great emperor and king was only ever emperor or king of a certain area of Earth.
02:30:36.000 So the British did it the best.
02:30:38.000 You could say George V was arguably the person who ruled the most of Earth at any one time.
02:30:43.000 Emperor Trajan had the largest area of the Roman Empire at any one time.
02:30:48.000 Kublai Khan had the largest area of Mongolia, Eastern Europe, and the Middle East under the Mongol Empire.
02:30:56.000 But there isn't a single person in all of humanity, no ruthless warlord, who has ever had a revolution or fought a war and controlled an entire world.
02:31:07.000 Whereas if I do that first, my name will go down in history.
02:31:11.000 Villain or hero.
02:31:12.000 That is yet to be.
02:31:14.000 So Elon is working with me to put together a Mars mission, not so that he can live forever via his Neuralink and his Tesla robots, but actually to expose you as a turncoat and a traitor who will betray all the people of Earth so that you go to Mars and you raise Martians, you then betray the Earthlings, start a rebellion against Earth,
02:31:31.000 cause a space war, trillions of people die, and at the last minute you then, once again, betray, because you're a betrayer, the people of Mars, and become the forever ruler of Mars after a coup in which you somehow seize absolutely Yeah, right.
02:31:47.000 It's been great joining you.
02:31:48.000 So are you a Plutonian?
02:31:51.000 Are you working for the people of Pluto?
02:31:55.000 Because if you betray the Earthlings and you betray the Martians, we deserve to know who you really work for.
02:32:01.000 And that's the point of this emergency meeting, Tristan.
02:32:04.000 That's why I put all these questions together.
02:32:06.000 That's why I dragged you up here.
02:32:08.000 That's why I told your fucking stupid girlfriend to fuck off out.
02:32:11.000 And that you have something more important to do to sit you down here and ask you very important and pertinent questions about Mars so that you expose yourself as a Plutonian agent.
02:32:21.000 It turns out it wasn't about Elon.
02:32:23.000 It wasn't about Tesla.
02:32:24.000 It wasn't about Neuralink.
02:32:25.000 No, it wasn't even about the space war between Earth and Mars.
02:32:27.000 It's about none of that.
02:32:28.000 We all already knew that you were going to betray us Earthlings.
02:32:31.000 We know you're a fucking traitor.
02:32:32.000 Everyone always has.
02:32:33.000 We knew.
02:32:34.000 From the age of three, you've been singing that stupid fucking song about Mars.
02:32:38.000 We knew all of that, but the people at home didn't know that you intended on betraying the Martians too, and you are secretly a Plutonian agent.
02:32:45.000 I don't work for Pluto.
02:32:47.000 So who do you work for?
02:32:50.000 The planet I work for is located in the Andromeda galaxy, and it is yet to be picked up by your earthly telescopes.
02:32:56.000 All you can see is my galaxy.
02:32:58.000 My planet is too detailed to pick out.
02:33:04.000 I'm an intergalactic agent.
02:33:07.000 Collaborating with the moon men.
02:33:09.000 Who, as we know, are run by Yusuf.
02:33:13.000 So Yusuf?
02:33:15.000 Yeah, the guy behind the cameras.
02:33:17.000 Our camera guy and our admin for this emergency meeting, yeah.
02:33:20.000 He's the real one behind all of this?
02:33:23.000 And the moon men?
02:33:24.000 The moon men.
02:33:25.000 You didn't see him looking at the moon yesterday?
02:33:28.000 Fucking all along.
02:33:30.000 All along.
02:33:31.000 That makes perfect sense.
02:33:32.000 Right under your stupid earthly nose.
02:33:34.000 It was Yusuf and the fucking moon men.
02:33:36.000 I told ya.
02:33:37.000 So we don't need to nuke Mars.
02:33:39.000 No, we don't.
02:33:39.000 We need to nuke the moon.
02:33:42.000 The moon and this mystery planet that's instructing the moon men to somehow convince you to betray all the people of Earth and Mars.
02:33:51.000 Exactly. Exactly.
02:33:54.000 Shit. Better get to work then, I guess.