Tate Speech - EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 25

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00:01:37.000 renowned to the to

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00:02:13.000 this unfortunate death of

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00:03:03.000 self addiction and recovery.

00:03:06.000 So, I'm going to be talking about self addiction and recovery. I'm going to be talking about self addiction and recovery.

00:03:21.000 Self addiction and recovery.

01:00:53.000 all of these right-wing political figures which seem to be winning in recent times, and how this affects you at home, and how this affects your life.

01:01:00.000 But now I'm playing poker.

01:01:02.000 Not for money. Just for glory.

01:01:04.000 Andrew doesn't gamble. I don't gamble, and I'm already very, very rich.

01:01:07.000 I don't need to take their money, but I need to take their honor and souls.

01:01:10.000 So, I'm playing for fun.

01:01:12.000 But it's not fun, it's very serious.

01:01:14.000 So instead, we're going to have to do that emergency meeting next time.

01:01:17.000 And this emergency meeting is going to have to be a more generalized theme.

01:01:22.000 And let's start it off...

01:01:24.000 Happy.

01:01:27.000 In fact, I could probably surmise that whole...

01:01:31.000 20? 20 to 4.

01:01:34.000 I can surmise that whole world.

01:01:35.000 I'll raise it to 50. 50 total raise.

01:01:37.000 I was about to say something nice in these raising.

01:01:40.000 We're playing poker. You know what?

01:01:44.000 It doesn't matter what politician wins.

01:01:46.000 It matters who your good friends are, who you sit around the table with.

01:01:49.000 None of us like you. Who don't raise on you.

01:01:52.000 None of us like you. You know? The nice guys.

01:01:55.000 50 to play.

01:01:56.000 It's going to be a more generalized theme.

01:01:58.000 Messing up the game. And let's start it off.

01:02:00.000 Call 50. 50 to play.

01:02:04.000 Cool. Cool. So it doesn't matter who wins.

01:02:09.000 It matters who you get thumbs up. It matters who your brothers are.

01:02:11.000 I said it a bunch of times before.

01:02:14.000 When things get hard, it's who you know.

01:02:17.000 Check with us. Did you shuffle these cards?

01:02:24.000 Yes sir. Fifty bet.

01:02:28.000 50 to play, yeah?

01:02:30.000 I will also fall.

01:02:39.000 Fold. Fold.

01:02:41.000 Fold. So this is a very interesting and unique emergency meeting.

01:02:44.000 So what are we actually going to discuss, if anything?

01:02:46.000 We're going to talk about how all of the right-wing figures affect your life at home, and then I decided to just surmise it, where it matters who you know, it matters who your brothers are.

01:02:53.000 Because when things get difficult in life, it's all about who you know.

01:02:57.000 All about who's gonna... It's been the same since the dawn of human time.

01:03:00.000 Horizon, you and your guys gotta pick up swords and fight.

01:03:09.000 That's all it's about. So there's lots of questions about why we are dressed like this.

01:03:17.000 I'm dressed like this because my complete lack of playing cards, my lack of all skill I'm hoping to compensate by my excess of cigarettes, cigars, tuxedos, and vodka martinis.

01:03:28.000 Now, I know it's the wrong glass.

01:03:29.000 If I lose, that's why.

01:03:33.000 But that's it. I'm hoping to psych everyone out.

01:03:37.000 You know like when someone turns up at the kickboxing gym with the best gloves and the best stuff?

01:03:42.000 In English you say, all the gear, no idea.

01:03:46.000 So that's me! I'm dressed to gamble.

01:03:49.000 20 the big blind, please. I'm the big blind?

01:03:52.000 Yes, sir. And check or raise?

01:03:53.000 I will raise 20. 20 more.

01:03:56.000 All the gear, no idea.

01:03:59.000 Call. Call.

01:04:03.000 Call. Call.

01:04:06.000 Am I gonna call this dumb shit?

01:04:07.000 What dumb shit? Me talking about how my tuxedo means I win at cards.

01:04:11.000 Call. I'm just saying, like, you all look quite smart here, but I've got a bow tie.

01:04:19.000 You guys got a bow tie. Watch out.

01:04:22.000 So I'm unsure how you're going to actually beat the bow tie.

01:04:25.000 Check.

01:04:25.000 Check all of it.

01:04:26.000 Check.

01:04:30.000 Oh, check.

01:04:32.000 Turn.

01:04:33.000 Check all of it, please.

01:04:36.000 Everything I said about how you need brothers who you can rely on, who are prepared to pick up a sword for you if things get difficult, by the end of this poker game, it's all going to be over.

01:04:44.000 Our whole brand is built on brotherhood, and we all live together, and we have the best time, and everyone's tuned into our lives, and has all this fun, and they're gonna watch us get mad at each other over poker, and it's all over.

01:04:52.000 It's all over. Hold.

01:05:05.000 200 to bet. Raise.

01:05:07.000 300. One more hundred, please.

01:05:09.000 Minimum, it's double.

01:05:11.000 Minimum, 400. Raise to 400.

01:05:14.000 Call. Call.

01:05:17.000 It's me now, isn't it? Aye, aye, aye.

01:05:22.000 Be a hero.

01:05:24.000 Raise me. It's all about the big potatoes.

01:05:28.000 Oops. Check for that please.

01:05:47.000 Two pairs, queens and nines.

01:05:59.000 Queens and nines wins.

01:06:01.000 So he's no longer in the Brotherhood.

01:06:03.000 He's out. That's the start of it.

01:06:06.000 He's out of it. I think I said about who you know.

01:06:10.000 Who do we turn our backs on next?

01:06:14.000 I'm off screen. No one knows who I am.

01:06:17.000 Shut up, baby. Everyone knows who you are now.

01:06:26.000 I was going to do a giveaway where somebody who watches this emergency meeting gets a chance to come and play poker with us.

01:06:32.000 But, I don't know if I like people that much.

01:06:34.000 But maybe. I don't like anyone here.

01:06:38.000 Imagine if some idiot comes here and runs his mouth and gets beaten up.

01:06:41.000 Turn! Fuck off!

01:06:47.000 Turn it to Colt. Colt.

01:06:50.000 Colt, Tony. Turn it to Colt.

01:06:53.000 Turn it to Colt. Feroz, $10 for a tax pledge for Palestine.

01:06:58.000 Raise your 20, wish you all the best.

01:07:00.000 Call. Call.

01:07:07.000 All these right-wing political figures, winning is actually important because it signifies a shift in public consciousness.

01:07:13.000 But still, if you're sitting around waiting for any politician to save your life, you're in public.

01:07:17.000 It's all about who you know.

01:07:19.000 And that shift in public consciousness, especially if you're somebody of sober mind, should make it easier for you to find other men of sober mind.

01:07:25.000 If you're not doing those exact things, you're bound to fail regardless.

01:07:28.000 I'm correct. New friends you can sit around and make fun of.

01:07:34.000 We'll also pick up a sword for you.

01:07:36.000 You're making racial judgments against myself.

01:07:40.000 Sword?

01:07:41.000 Straps only, baby.

01:07:42.000 Straps only. There's no straps!

01:07:45.000 There used to be. Cops took them off.

01:07:47.000 Wink, wink. What's straps?

01:07:48.000 What are you talking about straps?

01:07:50.000 I suppose we've got some money as well.

01:07:51.000 That's the reason... Look, Andrew is a Muslim.

01:07:53.000 That's why we're not gambling for money.

01:07:54.000 But I'm not gambling for money because they took all my money.

01:07:59.000 Me? 250.

01:08:05.000 250. It's Aikido.

01:08:10.000 It's good card Aikido.

01:08:11.000 You just pull the Aikido and good card's gone.

01:08:14.000 Good card Aikido? Does that move?

01:08:16.000 It is this round. If you win, you have to do Aikido.

01:08:20.000 How about all the cards that are here?

01:08:22.000 Hold. 250. Re-race.

01:08:25.000 1,000. Pulling an ollie.

01:08:30.000 750? Play?

01:08:32.000 Two players.

01:08:34.000 Heads up. Turn.

01:08:38.000 Oh no, not a two. Not a two.

01:08:45.000 Put a one in the chat if you want to come play poker with us.

01:08:48.000 Let's dance. Five hundred.

01:08:52.000 Raise. How much did he just raise me?

01:08:56.000 Fifteen hundred more. Two thousand.

01:08:58.000 Two thousand poker. Check all of it.

01:09:09.000 All in. This is the second hand!

01:09:14.000 What is going on here?

01:09:16.000 What you got? Three hands.

01:09:21.000 Jackson nothing.

01:09:23.000 Alright, Aaron wins. So, my strategy of losing early so I can continue to talk to you on the emergency meeting has paid off very well, as you can see.

01:09:33.000 So, that wasn't the worst hand.

01:09:36.000 It was only a pocket that could have beaten me.

01:09:39.000 If he had a jack, he was in trouble because I had a king.

01:09:43.000 It was only Poppins I could have beat.

01:09:45.000 Fair play to us. So now that I'm no longer playing the game, which was my strategy, so I can host this emergency meet, I'm going to read out some super chats.

01:09:52.000 You're welcome, Andrew. I know that I decided to make the sacrifice of losing first.

01:09:54.000 I appreciate that. So I could talk to everyone else.

01:09:57.000 I'm just nicotining up with my shisha and my cigar.

01:09:59.000 Double nicotine. Double nicotine?

01:10:00.000 Brain neurons.

01:10:02.000 Would you like the trifecta? Yes, sir.

01:10:04.000 Tank Bowen. I'll do 10,000 pushups on camera this week to come play poker with you guys.

01:10:08.000 Why is everything extreme hit? This house is the most extreme house, but that's how we push each other to the limits.

01:10:13.000 That's why we train how we train.

01:10:14.000 It's always a competition. Nice.

01:10:18.000 You did have more chips, didn't you?

01:10:19.000 Because I may be left with like 10 bucks, but I doubt it.

01:10:22.000 I do. I doubt it. I'd like the 10, just to, you know.

01:10:25.000 Just to say, you wouldn't invest.

01:10:26.000 It's a side part. Check or raise.

01:10:29.000 Smart. Check.

01:10:30.000 You ain't got it, you ain't got it. Four players on the floor.

01:10:34.000 Cigarette, shisha, cigar, I got it all.

01:10:39.000 It'll all go out. Andrew, will you ever return to Switzerland from Armin.G? Yes, I love Switzerland.

01:10:47.000 Switzerland is beautiful. He called it the most boring country in the world.

01:10:50.000 Can't wait to go, to be honest.

01:10:52.000 True. I haven't left this country in 11 months.

01:10:55.000 Thanks. Guys.

01:10:58.000 Call. Two players. Heads up.

01:11:02.000 Oh no, not two.

01:11:06.000 check check 300 guys it's live this show is live It's not pre-recorded.

01:11:23.000 Tristan's going to be reading out the chats in real time.

01:11:26.000 What do you mean? I just read out 10 of them.

01:11:28.000 Who's saying this is pre-recorded?

01:11:30.000 Some idiot. Your cousin.

01:11:32.000 You do.

01:11:33.000 He's your cousin. Imagine if he was here.

01:11:40.000 Top G Netherlands, I don't care enough about Dutch politics to comment on that.

01:11:45.000 Andrew was going to comment on that.

01:11:46.000 We're going to talk about politics.

01:11:48.000 The new right wing leaders winning in...

01:11:50.000 It's good that there's a shift in public consciousness, but if you don't have people on your team, guys you can rely on, none of it makes any difference.

01:11:57.000 I've got a story, actually. I'm going to bless them all with a story.

01:11:59.000 Some of you may have heard it, some of you may have not.

01:12:01.000 Many, many years ago I knew this guy, I'm not gonna name him, but Richard was a guy I went to school with.

01:12:07.000 And the thing about Richard, what was his last name?

01:12:10.000 I forgot. The thing about Richard is Richard worked at a gas station, and when Brexit was coming up, and the Brexit vote was coming up, Richard wrote 25 pages a day on why England needs to do Brexit.

01:12:23.000 Now, I don't even care if he was right, I don't care if he was wrong, because Brexit went through, but none of the promises went through, so it was pointless anyway.

01:12:30.000 I said to Richard, bro, you work at a gas station and you need to stop talking about Brexit, because you working at a gas station is a hopeless situation.

01:12:38.000 So Brexit comes along.

01:12:39.000 Richard gets his way. The vote is passed.

01:12:40.000 Two years later, I buy a brand new Ashton and I drive through the gas station in my hometown.

01:12:44.000 And who's there? Richard.

01:12:46.000 He cared more about Brexit than anyone alive.

01:12:49.000 And he probably still works at a gas station now.

01:12:52.000 Hope you're well, Richard. Sure.

01:12:55.000 Brexit can't save you nothing.

01:12:56.000 If I ever need gas, I know where to hit you up.

01:13:00.000 BP station.

01:13:01.000 Check.

01:13:02.000 Check.

01:13:02.000 March to Armand Lucey farm border.

01:13:05.000 Check.

01:13:07.000 I'll play a hundred.

01:13:12.000 One hundred.

01:13:13.000 Who's going to lose the least chips this hand and the next five hands?

01:13:18.000 Guaranteed. It's called strategy.

01:13:24.000 I'm playing chess. You're all playing poker.

01:13:26.000 Checkmate. That's true.

01:13:34.000 You can't lose. That's right.

01:13:35.000 You can't lose. I can't lose. I can't lose.

01:13:37.000 How am I going to lose any chips in any hand?

01:13:39.000 I will not lose any chips in any hand for the rest of this game.

01:13:42.000 Checkmate. That is smart. Let me tell you a gambling story.

01:13:46.000 You're playing poker. I'm playing chess.

01:13:47.000 A long time ago when I was a bro-kid.

01:13:49.000 Let me tell you a gambling story. A long time ago when I was a bro-kid.

01:13:51.000 I was dating this beautiful woman and I had no money at all.

01:13:54.000 But you know me. I'm pumped you. That's him again right now.

01:13:57.000 She's totally gorgeous. And the Playboy Casino in London was opening up, and she got hired to be trained up to be a croupier for the Playboy Casino.

01:14:08.000 So while I was with her, she went through an eight-week training program to learn how to be a croupier along with all these other beautiful women.

01:14:16.000 And I got an invite to the opening of this casino, which I didn't belong at because I had no money.

01:14:21.000 None. So I'm in this casino.

01:14:27.000 Watching all of these women who just went through eight weeks training with these massive Arab gamblers, gambling huge money, failing at the math and having mental breakdowns in real time.

01:14:39.000 Andrew, don't be misogynistic on our street.

01:14:42.000 Men like me and Marcel and Alex and Bailey would never condemn any misogynistic.

01:14:53.000 Shit! I'm just saying that all women couldn't do the math.

01:14:58.000 The quiet part loud.

01:14:59.000 The old Freudian slip.

01:15:02.000 The Arabs were screaming, she fucked up.

01:15:04.000 How much?

01:15:09.000 100! I'm not listening to you, brother.

01:15:11.000 Wait, wait, wait! I can't lose!

01:15:15.000 These women were messing up all the math and the Arabs were screaming at the top of their lungs.

01:15:19.000 They're getting my math wrong, she's trying to steal my money, she's trying to steal my winnings, losing their mind.

01:15:23.000 And the casino was firing women in real time because it wouldn't get rid of the big baller Arabs because they're the money.

01:15:29.000 Yeah, I can't get rid of it.

01:15:31.000 So they trained up 20 women for 8 weeks.

01:15:34.000 And after the first opening night, 16, they quit.

01:15:38.000 What's the story behind this?

01:15:41.000 Oh, shit. Blinds are on up.

01:15:42.000 Blinds are on up. Don't say the story behind it.

01:15:45.000 Don't say it. I won't say it.

01:15:47.000 Story behind this is...

01:15:48.000 I'll say it. I'm ready for jail.

01:15:50.000 Always wear your seatbelt. Always wear your seatbelt.

01:15:52.000 I tweeted that today. I tweeted always wear your seatbelt.

01:15:55.000 I had nowhere today. So I think what everybody is saying in the chat and they are correct is, who cares if Tristan can't play poker very well and is way too reckless for no reason early on in the game and put all his chips in when he has nothing just as a joke.

01:16:14.000 He does look the best.

01:16:15.000 Thank you chat. You are correct.

01:16:17.000 I do look the best. That is true.

01:16:22.000 If you join this dream right now you think I've already won and retired.

01:16:26.000 If you have just joined the stream right now, I have one and retired.

01:16:31.000 You're welcome. Yeah, we have 26,000 people watching live.

01:16:35.000 It's about, what, a small stadium.

01:16:37.000 And on the next emergency meeting, which will be very soon, we're going to talk about these right wing political parties.

01:16:43.000 I'll just put a 50.

01:16:45.000 Thank you. I'm big blind, am I? Thank you.

01:16:47.000 Yes, sir. 40.

01:16:49.000 40, yeah. This is a super chat heavy emergency meeting, by the way.

01:16:54.000 Check all race. I used to be a smelly gamer.

01:16:58.000 Tristan Tate, Professor Arnold of the Business Campus in the real world saved my life.

01:17:02.000 I'm healthy, a reborn Christian, and I have a thriving business.

01:17:06.000 Thank you so much, guys. Stiles Bishness.

01:17:09.000 You're welcome. We steer people in the right direction.

01:17:13.000 If you take our instructions and make a long term...

01:17:18.000 Then that's your fault. Very few people will do that.

01:17:21.000 I made a point about Christians earlier that people don't misunderstand, because I said that Christians need to stick up for themselves.

01:17:26.000 Yes. And you can comment on this, but people, when I often promote Islam, people say, oh, but what about Christians?

01:17:31.000 And they get mad. It's not a competition.

01:17:33.000 The problem is, if you feel like you're being conquered by Islam, it's because you're not strong enough for your own beliefs.

01:17:38.000 Not only your own beliefs, but you're allowing people to be proponents of your beliefs, which aren't genuinely Christians.

01:17:42.000 Weakness is what's killing you, not Islam.

01:17:44.000 That is very true because if you say bad things about my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and mine are Alex's face, I will punch you in the mouth.

01:17:53.000 That's a real question right there.

01:17:54.000 Well, I'll turn the other cheek.

01:17:57.000 Duck, slip, hook. Have you ever heard that one?

01:18:02.000 You know the Bible better than me.

01:18:04.000 Turn the other cheek to get the angle on it.

01:18:07.000 Yeah, have I misinterpreted the teachings?

01:18:10.000 Islam is not the enemy to Christianity, but if you're going to be constantly weak, it's a constant of the universe that the weak get crushed.

01:18:17.000 And when they say, oh, Islam's conquering England, well, where's Christianity?

01:18:20.000 There's a vacuum. There's a vacuum for God, and right now the choices are Islam or transgenderism, and Christians try and chirp in on Twitter, but they don't actually defend their beliefs at any point.

01:18:30.000 Marcel, Marcel, Marcel, don't promote transgenderism on my screen.

01:18:33.000 I'm not even going to play that game.

01:18:36.000 I know what side you're on, Marcel.

01:18:38.000 Marcella. Transgender's not real.

01:18:42.000 I said it. A bigot!

01:18:47.000 I do not play poker with Nazis.

01:18:50.000 40 to quote. Good thing I'm black.

01:18:53.000 Is that a get-out-of-jail-free card?

01:18:55.000 They won't come after you.

01:18:57.000 40 to quote.

01:18:59.000 Thank you. Raise to 250 to quote.

01:19:08.000 Need more nicotine.

01:19:10.000 Have a cigarette, have a shisha, have a cigar.

01:19:13.000 Andrew, can you reply to this blasphemer who just upset me?

01:19:17.000 He says something stupid.

01:19:19.000 Andrew, I challenge you to a game of poker.

01:19:20.000 When I win, I want you and your team to mentor me.

01:19:23.000 If I lose, then let me play Tristan because he's not really doing good right now.

01:19:27.000 But his name is Second Jesus, so he's blaspheming me already and I'm annoying.

01:19:31.000 Can you please talk to this dork?

01:19:33.000 I get these stupid challenges from idiots all the time.

01:19:35.000 Why would I waste an hour playing poker?

01:19:37.000 Do you know how much value there is in an hour range that takes time?

01:19:43.000 Some dork who thinks he's the second Jesus.

01:19:45.000 There is no second Jesus. There's always someone saying, I challenge you to this and if I win, I don't have time for brokeies and idiots.

01:19:56.000 If you want to meet us, join the war room.

01:19:58.000 And then you'll end up meeting us.

01:19:59.000 Sir, there are people here right now, no names, who I met because they joined the war room.

01:20:05.000 100%. Right here, literally, I'm staring at someone.

01:20:08.000 That's how you become our friend, the war room.

01:20:10.000 If you want to meet us, if you want to be sitting at this table, you join the war room, you follow the white path, and you will end up here.

01:20:15.000 You don't just say, I challenge you to a game.

01:20:17.000 I don't know who you are, you idiot.

01:20:19.000 Why am I going to let you in my house?

01:20:21.000 Plus, you have no value to give me.

01:20:22.000 Sorry, before I continue with this talking, I want to make it very clear that most of you at home have absolutely no value to give me.

01:20:26.000 You have nothing that you know that I do not know, you have no connections that you do not have, plus you broke.

01:20:31.000 Why would I ever want to talk to you, ever?

01:20:34.000 My turn? Yes, sir.

01:20:35.000 Check out a bit. So the real reason I lost early is because what I'm doing is I'm playing roulette with myself on my $71,000 gold roulette application later.

01:20:44.000 I won. Unlike everyone else at this table, I am the champion.

01:20:51.000 I'd like poker more if I could see the cards.

01:20:53.000 The key to playing poker is only to bet the biggest when you have the best cards in your hand.

01:21:02.000 No way. What's funny, how is my strategy all flawed?

01:21:06.000 If you only bet big when you have the best cards on the table, how are you going to lose?

01:21:11.000 So the funny thing is, you're welcome.

01:21:14.000 Because I've known that all along and I let you win.

01:21:16.000 Straight to king.

01:21:19.000 Okay, he just won. He has a straight?

01:21:21.000 Yes, sir. Yeah, he does. 9, 10, Jack, Queen, King.

01:21:26.000 He has 6, 7, 8, 9.

01:21:29.000 He has 6, 7, 8, 9?

01:21:33.000 Yeah. That's not anything.

01:21:35.000 Wait, wait, where's he 8? I had an 8.

01:21:38.000 He has 9, 10, Jack, Queen, King.

01:21:42.000 He's the highest. He's a straight to the King.

01:21:44.000 Straight to the King, highest one.

01:21:47.000 If he can beat me, he can beat any of you.

01:21:49.000 If he can beat me, he can beat any of you.

01:21:55.000 I'm trying to lose so I can talk.

01:22:04.000 You always lose when you have a good hand bro. Three tens.

01:22:07.000 Smart play.

01:22:08.000 This is fucking gay.

01:22:09.000 But my fate would have eaten your three tens if you didn't have them.

01:22:12.000 Shut up.

01:22:13.000 I'm just telling the truth.

01:22:14.000 Just shut up. That's the truth.

01:22:15.000 No, it's not the truth. Did you win?

01:22:18.000 You lost along with me.

01:22:20.000 So you know better than me.

01:22:22.000 We're both on the sinking ship, my friend.

01:22:24.000 So don't worry about it.

01:22:26.000 I drowned last!

01:22:28.000 Cool. You held your breath longer!

01:22:33.000 To be fair, to be fair!

01:22:35.000 And I'm not gonna say why, but Marcel would drown first.

01:22:38.000 What? Are you inferring things onto my jokes?

01:22:45.000 I'm laughing at the same joke you are.

01:22:52.000 My wife, I'm 30, she's 28, has divorced me.

01:22:55.000 I said okay. My 3.8-year-old son is going to grow up just like me, divorced kid without a single sibling.

01:23:02.000 What would you have done? My friend, you did the right thing.

01:23:05.000 You cannot negotiate with terrorists.

01:23:07.000 You cannot give in.

01:23:08.000 To unfair, stupid conditions because you're too worried about your son.

01:23:13.000 They have you by the kids, they have you by the balls.

01:23:15.000 You have to be strong enough to know that a fulfilled and happy father is the most important thing a son can have.

01:23:22.000 Maybe even more important than siblings.

01:23:26.000 So don't negotiate with terrorists.

01:23:29.000 Call 200. I bet all the Super Chat money on the next hand.

01:23:37.000 Guys, we're on Twitter, but we're about to go over to Rumble exclusively, so we're going to cut the Twitter feed now.

01:23:41.000 You can see us on rumble.com slash take speech.

01:23:43.000 See you later, Elon. Check out a bit.

01:23:49.000 500 bits. He just wants to wipe me out instantly.

01:23:58.000 Is there only two of us left? Yes, sir.

01:24:00.000 Heads up. Cool.

01:24:06.000 Here we go. I'm sorry.

01:24:11.000 Call. All in.

01:24:13.000 Call. Who goes first?

01:24:22.000 A pair of kings with fives.

01:24:25.000 Kings and fives. Full house.

01:24:29.000 Nice. He owes you some money.

01:24:37.000 I thought you were a... Well played.

01:24:38.000 Thank you, sir. I thought you were playing the, uh, first to take strategy of lose early to involve yourself in the EM. Seems only I take anything seriously, Your Honor.

01:24:46.000 I knew he was going to bully me. So I had to, you know, keep the IT to, like, turn the other sheep.

01:24:50.000 But, like a real Christian.

01:24:52.000 Doc Slip Hook. Doc Slip Hook.

01:24:55.000 I'm back in the game. I'm back in the game.

01:24:57.000 Doc Slip Hook. Small grind, big grind, 20, 40, please.

01:25:00.000 $500 super chair. I'm a 17-year-old from Section 8 housing in California.

01:25:03.000 You've completely transformed my mindset and changed my life for the better.

01:25:06.000 Thank you very much. T. Do Lee, you're welcome.

01:25:09.000 I'm glad that you are listening to our teachings.

01:25:13.000 Nothing we say leads anyone in a bad direction.

01:25:15.000 That's the goal. We want everyone who listens to us to actually be a better person and have a better life.

01:25:20.000 And that's why we're different from all these other influencers who just want attention and clout and talk garbage and say anything it takes to be paid attention to.

01:25:26.000 We're very different people.

01:25:28.000 We don't care. We don't care if one person watches us if their life improves.

01:25:31.000 To be fair, I do want the worst from ourselves.

01:25:36.000 Look, I only lost at poker.

01:25:41.000 And tonight...

01:25:44.000 42 quarter. It's poker night.

01:25:48.000 It's not a defense. It is.

01:25:50.000 I only lost a poker.

01:25:52.000 Tonight's poker night. I only lose a poker.

01:25:54.000 It's poker night. What did you expect me to do?

01:25:57.000 I'm reckless and immature.

01:26:06.000 You know what Liz, I just want the best for my friends.

01:26:10.000 I didn't want any of you feeling the defeat of loss in my home.

01:26:13.000 So I was happy to bet big on a pair of jacks.

01:26:17.000 Bet 200.

01:26:19.000 Whatever you had. The problem is that Team Krog.

01:26:22.000 Team No Krog. Don't even get into this.

01:26:24.000 We should have banded together.

01:26:26.000 We should have just checked out.

01:26:31.000 Two players. Heads up.

01:26:32.000 What about the other team?

01:26:34.000 Invest in me and my friends game. No. All in. He's got the flush Gosh.

01:26:51.000 Bye!

01:26:51.000 Bye.

01:26:53.000 He's got the flush.

01:26:55.000 I know he has a flush.

01:26:59.000 How much is it? $1,400 exactly.

01:27:05.000 Call 1,700.

01:27:06.000 Showdown, please. Nothing.

01:27:11.000 Three-tenths. Trips stands.

01:27:17.000 Three-tenths, but...

01:27:18.000 Three-tenths wins queen with the kicker higher.

01:27:23.000 Fucker. That hurts, bro.

01:27:27.000 Because you have to bet on that.

01:27:29.000 I was desperate, bro. I had to bet on three-tenths.

01:27:31.000 I'm just a fuck.

01:27:32.000 We know you are, but then why are you playing poker?

01:27:38.000 Sorry, keep the offensive jokes coming.

01:27:43.000 Every time I have a good hand, I can get wrecked.

01:27:47.000 Why do I play this game? Play with a bad hand, then.

01:27:49.000 Yeah, that's what I do. This is bad big on shit hands.

01:27:55.000 Look, without the hands to hold the cards, my hands are free to drink martinis.

01:28:00.000 Who's really winning? Explain how people end up at this table, T. Make it clear about how the white path works.

01:28:19.000 It's a meritocracy. You have to prove yourself in the harshest of conditions.

01:28:26.000 We are utterly ruthless in our appraisement, not judgement, in our appraisement of other individuals.

01:28:34.000 Come along. You end up in the war room.

01:28:36.000 You're on our radar. We now know your name.

01:28:38.000 We know where you're from. Are you a dork?

01:28:42.000 Are you working to not be a dork?

01:28:43.000 Also me. Are you not working to not be a dork?

01:28:47.000 Scythe. It's a maximum security business institution, and if you can't break rocks, you get shot in the head.

01:28:55.000 And if you break enough rocks, you end up at this table.

01:28:58.000 Check for the bed.

01:29:01.000 Check for the bed. Check. Check.

01:29:06.000 All check.

01:29:07.000 Reverb.

01:29:08.000 Check for the bed.

01:29:10.000 Arian Shedfar. I'm a student inside the real world.

01:29:12.000 I want to thank you for inspiring young men to become the best versions of themselves.

01:29:14.000 One way I'll join the boardroom and thank you in person.

01:29:16.000 Thank you. Ace high.

01:29:18.000 Ace high. We go fours.

01:29:21.000 I got a jack. All right.

01:29:22.000 We got two pairs. Jackson fours.

01:29:25.000 Jackson sevens.

01:29:28.000 You're going to throw your hand in. If you're showing, you're showing.

01:29:32.000 Jackson fours.

01:29:40.000 Last hand on these runs?

01:29:41.000 You guys lost to Aaron.

01:29:42.000 Two of you guys lost to Adam.

01:29:45.000 So what are we going to do when I don't talk to any of my own friends anymore?

01:29:50.000 Everything I said about network, I'm going to lose it all tonight.

01:29:52.000 Everything I said about you need network, I'm going to hate everyone by the end.

01:29:55.000 For one, no one likes you already.

01:29:58.000 No one hates Marcel. No one does like Marcel.

01:30:01.000 Correct. Everyone hates Marcel.

01:30:04.000 But the thing is, do you really feel like a loser when you light your cigar with a $71,000 light?

01:30:09.000 But we were poor and decaught took our money.

01:30:12.000 I borrowed this lighter from Marcel.

01:30:15.000 Thanks, Marcel. Put him in jail.

01:30:17.000 Marcel, thanks. Thanks for lending me this lighter.

01:30:20.000 You're welcome. 20 to call.

01:30:22.000 40 to call. 40 to call.

01:30:28.000 Thank you.

01:30:34.000 Thank you. Check.

01:30:36.000 Check. Check. Check. Check. Check.

01:30:55.000 You know, I shouldn't have done it.

01:30:57.000 I should've just cheered somehow.

01:30:59.000 Check for a bit. Cheered, you're more likely to win.

01:31:04.000 That's true. It would've increased my chances, sir.

01:31:07.000 40, 40. You ever read Moonraker?

01:31:12.000 40, yeah.

01:31:16.000 I have a shiny lighter on the table but they wouldn't let me do it.

01:31:20.000 Oh, you read the micro you'll get it.

01:31:22.000 What?

01:31:30.000 Check order please.

01:31:37.000 That's 200 fold.

01:31:44.000 Thank you.

01:31:47.000 I work for Matrix Control Bank in Zurich.

01:31:49.000 They'd never give you guys an account.

01:31:51.000 What do you think about the banking industry, Andrew?

01:31:53.000 The banking industry is designed, like every other industry, to be a mechanism of control.

01:31:56.000 Every single thing you need and rely on, they will eventually use and weaponize against you to control you.

01:32:00.000 It doesn't matter what it is. As soon as you need them for food, they're going to use the idea of you eating to make sure that you comply.

01:32:06.000 So you have to find ways to operate outside of the system.

01:32:08.000 And there are ways to do it. Banking is one of the oldest systems and is one of the most traditional ways of Aikido-ing.

01:32:15.000 But yeah, I can't have a bank account for the rest of my life.

01:32:17.000 That's absolutely true. We will never have a bank account again.

01:32:19.000 And people will say, ah, you're still inside the bank account.

01:32:22.000 I can't have a bank account for the rest of my life.

01:32:23.000 That's absolutely true. We will never have a bank account again.

01:32:25.000 They'll say, ah, you're still inside the matrix.

01:32:27.000 You think money's real? You're inside the matrix with your little card with your little name on it.

01:32:32.000 Your little number is in the bank.

01:32:34.000 Don't understand. I live outside the matrix.

01:32:36.000 I view the code from the outside.

01:32:38.000 It's different. It's just numbers.

01:32:43.000 New blinds 50, 100 please.

01:32:45.000 My big?

01:32:47.000 Yes sir, 100 big blind.

01:32:48.000 Thank you. Can I have a vodka martini for shadow over here?

01:32:51.000 Sure. Thanks. 100.

01:32:59.000 Call. 100 to call.

01:33:05.000 Call. Call 100.

01:33:08.000 Check or raise? Tristan, your hair is terrible, but it's better than the men to your left and right.

01:33:15.000 Thank you. I'll take that.

01:33:19.000 Well, my hair is terrible, yeah?

01:33:22.000 Hair's thinning. I'm 36, what do you want?

01:33:26.000 Can't argue with the results.

01:33:30.000 When I had hair, I had 700 girlfriends.

01:33:32.000 Now I've got 900. 400.

01:33:37.000 That's around. I'm only about four wives.

01:33:41.000 Is that actual number? Four is the limit.

01:33:46.000 What are their twins?

01:33:48.000 Same DNA. So you have four sets of twins, you get eight.

01:33:52.000 I need to talk to some very...

01:33:53.000 The thing is with Islam, people often ask me my advice on it.

01:33:56.000 I'm not a scholar. I have a lot to learn.

01:33:58.000 I speak to scholars every day.

01:33:59.000 I spoke to scholars about this game today.

01:34:01.000 I know. We have to talk to them and find out if I can do that.

01:34:04.000 DNA is the same. Identical twins have identical DNA. Let's get four sets of identical twins.

01:34:11.000 Bro, that was sick. Biggie!

01:34:15.000 Real bad, real bad.

01:34:20.000 Need more nicotine.

01:34:25.000 Who's losing? Look at you losers losing.

01:34:29.000 Can you admit that you're losing right now and I'm not?

01:34:32.000 Hold. Hold.

01:34:37.000 Hear that sound? No risk, no reward. Just like life.

01:35:04.000 But there's no reward in this game because we're not playing for real money.

01:35:07.000 Analyzing the people around you to see their weaknesses, just like life.

01:35:10.000 Putting it all on the line.

01:35:13.000 Perhaps looking stupid, perhaps pulling it off in a blaze of glory, just like life.

01:35:16.000 Just like me. There's a reason why people love poker.

01:35:18.000 There's a reason why it's such a popular game.

01:35:20.000 And then they go home to little pussies.

01:35:22.000 You know, it's actually interesting about gamblers, especially like gambling addicts.

01:35:25.000 I've seen dudes who will gamble 100,000 euro a night in the casino, and because they love gambling so much, when it comes to buying food, they'll be like, nah, that's what, 3 euro, nah.

01:35:34.000 And they save all their money, and then they'll lose all in the casino, and then when it comes down to anything else, they're as tight as it gets.

01:35:39.000 They only want to gamble with their money.

01:35:44.000 Haram. Not me.

01:35:49.000 Thank you. That is for him.

01:35:52.000 Small blind, big blind, please.

01:35:54.000 5100. Thank you.

01:35:55.000 Good luck. Cheers to you, Alexander.

01:36:00.000 Cheers. Cheers to you, Bailey.

01:36:03.000 Bailey. To your swift and decisive defeat.

01:36:07.000 Not ready for the win. 100 to call.

01:36:08.000 Swift and decisive.

01:36:12.000 Yeah, to your swift and decisive defeat, yeah.

01:36:16.000 Raise. 500.

01:36:18.000 Hold. 500 to call.

01:36:23.000 Oh, no. 500 to call.

01:36:26.000 I can fold, right?

01:36:27.000 Yes, sir. You can't bet after you just fake fold it.

01:36:33.000 Turn the other cheek!

01:36:35.000 Four more hundred. Turn the other cheek.

01:36:38.000 Duck slip hook.

01:36:42.000 I may have to speak to the Pope about this.

01:36:44.000 Genuine question, guys, so at home.

01:36:45.000 Let's see everyone getting happy about these right-wing political figures winning.

01:36:47.000 How does that change your life? Okay, it changes the consciousness to public consciousness.

01:36:50.000 That's fine. How does that affect your life if you're not looking for other people with the same consciousness?

01:36:54.000 And then when you're aligning with those people, making sure that they're loyal, making sure they're good people, and working together to make a whole bunch of money.

01:37:00.000 Because if you're rich enough, none of this matters.

01:37:02.000 So I see people celebrating, like my brother said, like the guy who was celebrating Brexit, working in a gas station.

01:37:07.000 Yes. Does it matter?

01:37:09.000 Do you even live in the Netherlands?

01:37:11.000 The guy in the Netherlands won, do you even live there?

01:37:13.000 That's worse. You're from a super, super left-wing ruined country like France and you're like, the new president of Argentina?

01:37:20.000 Argentina? Motherfucker, you ever been to Argentina?

01:37:23.000 Why don't you spell Argentina first before you come at me with your bullshit?

01:37:28.000 You have to create your own politics by being hyper-capable and having people around who you can trust.

01:37:32.000 Those are the politics of life.

01:37:36.000 Who don't wreck you in poker with their lucky ass, high card bullshit.

01:37:41.000 You are lucky. How?

01:37:43.000 What do you mean how? You keep winning bullshit.

01:37:45.000 Lucky is bullshit.

01:37:46.000 You're very lucky. You're super lucky.

01:37:48.000 Why? Because I started off with pocket aces.

01:37:50.000 Oh, it was planned though.

01:37:52.000 I planned that. He did plan that, maybe.

01:37:55.000 If he planned that, that's even better than being lucky.

01:37:58.000 If he somehow contacted the dealer before...

01:38:01.000 Small blind. On small blind, how much?

01:38:03.000 50? 50, so thank you.

01:38:06.000 If you were to let me deal, what I'd do is I'd use the reflective surface of this LEGO, as I flip the cards out, to check what you all have.

01:38:15.000 It's called cheap, but I'm allowed to deal for that reason.

01:38:20.000 These guys stopped me dealing because I'm scared of my certain victory.

01:38:27.000 Four players on the floor.

01:38:33.000 Check over. Check.

01:38:37.000 Check, check, check.

01:38:39.000 Turn. Check all that please.

01:38:43.000 Check, check, check.

01:38:46.000 Check. Rework.

01:38:49.000 Shadow, I know you know a good martini when you taste one.

01:38:52.000 It's an outstanding martini.

01:38:53.000 It is outstanding. Outstanding in the range.

01:38:56.000 Check, check.

01:38:58.000 Bet 1,500.

01:39:01.000 Fold, fold.

01:39:11.000 And fold.

01:39:13.000 Small blind deal, please.

01:39:19.000 You and Andrew have inspired me and bettered my life in the year and a half since I began watching you.

01:39:23.000 I've got a permanent income of 5.

01:39:25.000 And I'm on track for making six figures.

01:39:27.000 Are you scared? I didn't see his hand.

01:39:35.000 Here's a good super chat. If I was sitting to your right, Andrew, I'd punch you in the face right now.

01:39:40.000 A guy called MarcelBlackSnake77.

01:39:45.000 It's a super chat. Well, the amount of money he has, it probably is a super chat.

01:39:50.000 It's a good chat here.

01:39:59.000 ICHIACCards from AlexFitnessExpert22.

01:40:06.000 I need fake super chat.

01:40:08.000 Blind calls only.

01:40:12.000 Blind calls? Of course.

01:40:13.000 You know, I actually bear off to do all-in blinds.

01:40:16.000 You don't look at your own cards, just go all-in to see what happens.

01:40:19.000 Call. Check. Raise. Raise.

01:40:21.000 300 in total. Two more to call.

01:40:26.000 Call. Call.

01:40:28.000 All in. All in.

01:40:30.000 Did you look at your own cards?

01:40:32.000 It's not called. Did you look at your cards?

01:40:34.000 Yeah. Lame.

01:40:37.000 How much?

01:40:39.000 1800, 1900, 2120.

01:41:05.000 Oh shit.

01:41:09.000 Oh, I'm out! My bad.

01:41:17.000 Skill issue or? I'll tell you what I folded there.

01:41:23.000 Fold. Pocket tens.

01:41:28.000 Could've gone either way with that.

01:41:32.000 I would have beat you if I was in.

01:41:34.000 Small blinds are empty.

01:41:36.000 If I was in I would have beat you.

01:41:38.000 I'm taking a break.

01:41:40.000 You can't lose now.

01:41:42.000 Why can't I lose? I can't lose a single chip.

01:41:44.000 Oh snap.

01:41:48.000 Shadow I didn't even see you.

01:41:50.000 That's right.

01:41:52.000 That's why they call him Shadow.

01:41:54.000 I feel like you need to imitate a Steven Seagal voice for this entire stream.

01:41:58.000 for this entire string.

01:42:00.000 It's a thought experiment for everyone at home though.

01:42:02.000 Genuinely, what do you want your friends to be able to do for you?

01:42:04.000 What kind of network do you actually even want?

01:42:05.000 People go, oh yeah, I want important friends.

01:42:06.000 To do what? To leech off them?

01:42:08.000 Because all you need is going to leech off your mates?

01:42:10.000 Ask them for money? They ain't going to work.

01:42:11.000 You have to give value. How are you going to give value to people who you see as more important than you?

01:42:14.000 Or at least valuable to you.

01:42:17.000 And I have to say, to be fair, Alex and Marcel and Bailey provide extreme value to me.

01:42:26.000 Because I'm so popular with the ladies, they scare them away.

01:42:28.000 So, you know, it sets it back to hard mode, so I find the better quality ones.

01:42:31.000 Very useful. Tristan, you spoke about a Dutch politician called Thierry Brudeau on Twitter.

01:42:48.000 He didn't win. Your wildest did opinion.

01:42:53.000 Thierry Boudot is a guy I speak to.

01:42:55.000 He's a guy who stood up for the injustice happening to me when I was in jail from the get-go.

01:43:01.000 He's a guy I have massive respect for.

01:43:02.000 He's a guy who clearly knows how to call bullshit on bullshit things.

01:43:06.000 I'm in conversation with him almost daily.

01:43:09.000 I would consider him certainly an internet and online friend.

01:43:12.000 And he didn't win. That's a shame.

01:43:15.000 I like that guy. The current Dutch PM. I'll do some more research.

01:43:20.000 I'll answer you on the next EM. I don't know.

01:43:22.000 Nines and fours, with ace, five.

01:43:25.000 Nine and sixes, both cards are playing, ace, high kicker wins.

01:43:32.000 Nice hand. Failing. Oh, thank god.

01:43:36.000 No. Well big, 50, 100 please.

01:43:41.000 Fistball? I'm...

01:43:44.000 Yeah, 50. Yeah, 50, 100.

01:43:47.000 You were 100 last time.

01:43:48.000 Nice. Nice.

01:43:51.000 That's a good fistball. I'm taking a break from my cigar to smoke cigarettes.

01:43:57.000 Really get that nicotine in.

01:43:59.000 You have to have all three kinds.

01:44:00.000 It's like five a day? No, all three.

01:44:02.000 Cigarettes, cigars, and your tissue.

01:44:04.000 With the nicotine in your blood.

01:44:05.000 Or you could... People make fun of me smoking too much.

01:44:07.000 I'll beat this shit out basically anyway.

01:44:09.000 So come. Try.

01:44:10.000 If I grabbed your neck with my left hand, I could crush your spinal cord.

01:44:16.000 So... With a cigar in my mouth.

01:44:17.000 With a cigar in my mouth. In fact, a loser at this table, no names, Andrew, no names, but some loser brought nicotine gum into this house the other day.

01:44:26.000 Now, let me tell you something. What it did was it spoiled the taste of my cigarette as I was smoking and chewing.

01:44:33.000 No names, so we don't embarrass Alex.

01:44:36.000 It's only acceptable if it's a fourth type of nicotine.

01:44:39.000 You take all your other nicotines. Oh, no, no.

01:44:40.000 I smoked cigarettes at the same time I chewed the nicotine gum.

01:44:45.000 I felt cheated. I cheated myself.

01:44:48.000 I have seven cigarettes.

01:44:49.000 Check, bet. Check.

01:44:51.000 Check, check, check.

01:44:53.000 Check all of it.

01:44:57.000 Do we do a competition to let someone watch this emergency meeting come back up?

01:45:05.000 Bet 300. They're gonna be a dork.

01:45:08.000 They're gonna annoy me. More than you, five dorks.

01:45:11.000 Why is that one on Earth? Why are you?

01:45:14.000 Call. 300. Cool.

01:45:20.000 Grace, 2,000.

01:45:22.000 Trist is definitely having the best time here and he's not even playing.

01:45:25.000 It's true. I'm all stressed with my short stack.

01:45:29.000 Story of your life You know what I love about this stream you We are on Rumble, and we are uncensorable, but even for the respect of our fans, we have to censor ourselves.

01:45:57.000 Because as a group of friends, we're super offensive to one another.

01:46:00.000 And if you and your friends aren't super offensive to each other, then you have no friends.

01:46:05.000 2050 total. Oh.

01:46:15.000 Yeah. Wait, is that a raise?

01:46:21.000 No. Just call.

01:46:22.000 Imagine. Call the blind. How much do I? $2,050 total.

01:46:26.000 Wanna pay, or do you wanna go in?

01:46:30.000 Big hand!

01:46:32.000 Like, fuck, I bailed on this!

01:46:36.000 Should be part of that mess. Next card's gonna be something annoying like an eight, so anyone can have the straight with a four or a nine, and someone's got a queen, it's gonna ruin everyone's day.

01:46:46.000 Four or an eight next, and it's gonna win someone with the straight, watch.

01:46:52.000 Okay, now, even worse.

01:46:54.000 So this is beginning to review.

01:46:57.000 Check, check. Let's see the cards, please.

01:47:01.000 Queens and sixes.

01:47:05.000 Queen with ace high.

01:47:07.000 Ace and jack. Queen with sixes, two person.

01:47:13.000 Nice hand.

01:47:19.000 Marcel, we can all relax.

01:47:22.000 Everyone wanted you to lose.

01:47:25.000 Everyone on line wanted you to lose.

01:47:28.000 Your blinds, 100, 200.

01:47:30.000 We're playing only with the big blind because the small blind is out.

01:47:32.000 200, please. Risk it all.

01:47:36.000 Gotta risk it all sometimes.

01:47:37.000 That's how life works. But in the general poker playing sense, you've had a great week.

01:47:43.000 I have had a great week. I've gotta give you guys a chance.

01:47:47.000 It's like the boxing thing. You know how Marcel goes easy on you at boxing?

01:47:54.000 It's just gonna end up tomorrow on a stream.

01:47:57.000 Us fighting. No.

01:47:58.000 How can this end well for you?

01:48:00.000 No, but the thing is with Marcel is I have a feeling he'll go easy on you tomorrow.

01:48:03.000 Because he's a generous man.

01:48:04.000 Look, he just gave all his chips away.

01:48:06.000 Like I did.

01:48:08.000 You say lose and I say charity.

01:48:10.000 Call 200. Call.

01:48:21.000 full.

01:48:21.000 you 4, check.

01:48:24.000 4, please.

01:48:26.000 Windows opening.

01:48:28.000 If you inherited a million dollars from your father's death, would you treat it as your own or try to use it as though the money was his and he were still alive?

01:48:39.000 If I inherited a million dollars from my father's death, Buzz9767, I would consider myself extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely lucky.

01:48:47.000 Extremely lucky. And I don't know how to answer that question because I inherited zero.

01:48:52.000 So I hope that answers your question.

01:48:54.000 I did it the hard way.

01:48:56.000 Check my book.

01:48:58.000 I have no money.

01:49:07.000 I'm sitting in one of those brokies walking around with $1 bills flashing it.

01:49:10.000 That's me. Show cast, please.

01:49:15.000 8 and 9s.

01:49:17.000 Both cast, please. Power of Force.

01:49:21.000 Clean 7.

01:49:22.000 King 8. Sixes and Force wins.

01:49:27.000 Time. Small blind, big blind.

01:49:33.000 He's not playing. Still do it?

01:49:37.000 100? Yes, sir.

01:49:43.000 Why do I have no money? Decal took it all.

01:49:48.000 Twitch. Decal took it all.

01:49:49.000 Then my friend sat there and said, Andrew, you're going through the most difficult legal position of your life.

01:49:53.000 We're going to bust you up at Pelgron.

01:49:55.000 Thanks. Thanks, guys.

01:49:58.000 Greatly appreciated. All my tens!

01:50:23.000 There's a black in there? No, there's two blacks in there.

01:50:25.000 Just the tens.

01:50:29.000 Let's not get out of hand here.

01:50:31.000 There is a black at the very bottom.

01:50:32.000 This is 200 total.

01:50:34.000 Okay, that's the call, yeah? And I have no more 10s.

01:50:39.000 I can't even raise. I'm a loser.

01:50:40.000 Oh, I got another 10. Can I raise by 10?

01:50:42.000 No, I can't. No, you have to be 400 to raise.

01:50:46.000 Let's not get a hand here.

01:50:49.000 Let's not be crazy now!

01:50:54.000 May Allah reward you for your virtuous good deeds.

01:50:58.000 Thank you, Wysel. Appreciate it.

01:51:02.000 Thank you. Andrew, please explain why you would never promote gambling on this stream.

01:51:26.000 We are friends sitting around dealing with pieces of plastic.

01:51:29.000 Why would you never promote gambling?

01:51:31.000 For real. I'll let you tell the story first.

01:51:36.000 I mean, it's not a story.

01:51:37.000 It's a very simple answer. The very simple answer is if I promoted anything that made any of my fans or anyone who supports me and anyone who looks up to me worse off, I would feel eternally guilty.

01:51:48.000 If I said gambling was a wonderful idea, then maybe a fan of mine may gamble and lose his last 500 bucks, his month's rent.

01:51:55.000 I couldn't deal with that.

01:51:57.000 I would never promote gambling, and this is not promoting gambling.

01:52:00.000 Friendship, brotherhood, good sport, we're messing around, we're pieces of plastic.

01:52:04.000 Everyone do understand that we never promote gambling.

01:52:07.000 Yeah, we're not enough degenerate losers.

01:52:12.000 Well, Marcel's here.

01:52:13.000 We're gonna do the normal emergency meeting.

01:52:15.000 I have actually a lot to talk about. Very interesting things we're doing in the next couple days.

01:52:19.000 We're just playing, having fun with you guys at home.

01:52:24.000 Do you even know why I put some coffee?

01:52:26.000 Because I'm wearing Crocs in the suit.

01:52:30.000 I hate you. I have to adjust my gambling stuff.

01:52:32.000 Now I really want you to win.

01:52:35.000 Because he's wearing crows.

01:52:36.000 with the suit.

01:52:38.000 Everyone's flooding vote Donald Trump 2024.

01:52:51.000 Yeah, we all want Trump to win. That'd be amazing for the culture.

01:52:53.000 Yeah. But then, even the right-wing culture is hyper-competitive, right?

01:52:57.000 That's when real men are in charge of the world again.

01:52:58.000 Real capitalism. So if you're not a real man, then you're even going to be more fucked than now because no one's going to be coming to help you.

01:53:04.000 True. I don't think people understand how much personal responsibility they have in all things, especially politics.

01:53:11.000 Andrew Tate's message.

01:53:13.000 Matrix so gay. Tristan's message.

01:53:15.000 Cigarette so good. Thank you, Gammags.

01:53:18.000 I'd like to feel I have a more important message than that.

01:53:21.000 Check on that. Check.

01:53:24.000 In fact, my messages don't smoke.

01:53:27.000 How about that? Spanner in the works.

01:53:31.000 Check. Check.

01:53:32.000 Check. Check.

01:53:36.000 Check. That's 200.

01:53:53.000 With six or seven minutes left of this emergency meeting, I feel like we're all going to give a final thought.

01:53:59.000 Do you remember Jerry's final thought?

01:54:01.000 Shout out to Jerry's prayer.

01:54:03.000 Rest in peace. He wasn't Gene.

01:54:06.000 May his soul rest in peace.

01:54:08.000 Towards the end of that show where they had midgets, no point in nothing, just random fucking...

01:54:14.000 He'd be like, Jerry's final thought.

01:54:16.000 And say some smart stuff.

01:54:18.000 In the hype of emotions and relationships, infidelity can creep along like a monster to destroy who you think you are and how you treat those around you.

01:54:31.000 I can't even do it. Take care of yourself and each other.

01:54:40.000 Jerry's final thought was always good.

01:54:43.000 Always. He could have midgets throw bananas at each other.

01:54:47.000 That was it. When you're vertically challenged, the urge to throw fruit.

01:54:54.000 How much to play?

01:54:56.000 Two to play. Broke.

01:55:01.000 What would you do without each other?

01:55:03.000 Don't know. Stupid question.

01:55:06.000 I don't think it's a stupid question at all, actually.

01:55:07.000 No, I mean, as of right now.

01:55:09.000 What would we have done without each other is a stupid question.

01:55:11.000 Birds of a feather flock together.

01:55:13.000 If you can't find friends you can rely on, then you're probably not a very reliable person.

01:55:17.000 I answer this question in many different ways when people come to me and say, oh, I can't find any guys I rely on.

01:55:20.000 I'm just trying to fuck my girl because you're a little snake yourself.

01:55:23.000 So I don't feel sorry for you. Because if you were a G, you'd find the other G's of Earth.

01:55:26.000 That's how it works. The universe is actually very fair and very good and very balanced.

01:55:29.000 Heroes find heroes. We roll together like the Avengers.

01:55:32.000 That's how it works. If you believe you are one of those people, you can join the war room and follow the white path.

01:55:36.000 You're going to have to join, you're going to have to work, you're going to have to do things, you're going to have to prove yourself.

01:55:39.000 But if you end up proving yourself at the highest possible echelon, you won't be sitting here at this table.

01:55:43.000 Isn't that amazing? You'll sit here and watch this from home.

01:55:46.000 Like a little idiot. Like a broker.

01:55:47.000 I want to be there.

01:55:50.000 You can be here. All you have to do is prove yourself.

01:55:52.000 Join the war room and prove it. And we'll allow you to come.

01:55:55.000 Most of the people at this table are war room guys.

01:55:58.000 There's nothing stopping you.

01:55:59.000 Except for your lack of belief in yourself.

01:56:01.000 Your lack of agency. If you believed in yourself, you'd be here.

01:56:08.000 And I look forward to 30,000 people watching your stream, whatever.

01:56:11.000 One of you deciding to join the war room and prove themselves.

01:56:13.000 And I look forward to you ending up on the stream and telling everyone at home that yes, it's very doable.

01:56:17.000 Alright, Jerry's final thoughts.

01:56:18.000 Let's start with Shadow. You can speak in a disguised voice.

01:56:21.000 In fact, I'd like you to speak in a Steven Seagal voice.

01:56:24.000 I don't know what Steven Seagal sounds like.

01:56:25.000 I don't know what he sounds like.

01:56:27.000 Since I've seen the Steven Seagal movie.

01:56:29.000 Now you've got to I'm so sorry to that.

01:56:33.000 Jerry Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati.

01:56:37.000 I didn't know that. He was a Republican politician, and he got caught up in some scandals.

01:56:44.000 But I've caught up in my scandal myself.

01:56:48.000 A fake one, but it is what it is.

01:56:53.000 I'm a big wife? 200!

01:56:55.000 Jesus Christ, I don't have any money!

01:56:57.000 What I would say, look, take a Steven Seagal voice and give a poker lesson.

01:57:02.000 One more thing to learn.

01:57:05.000 The cards are on the table.

01:57:07.000 You gotta know when to hold them.

01:57:09.000 You know exactly when.

01:57:12.000 No, you have to use nonsensical poker advice.

01:57:15.000 Something like... Don't play with a bad hand?

01:57:20.000 I don't know. You could never allow your enemy to see your cheeks.

01:57:28.000 Bet 2,000. Sixes and nines are always wild.

01:57:31.000 Scared of the 2,000. Very.

01:57:34.000 All my money. In fact, I have a lot less.

01:57:36.000 Now we're talking. Sixes and nines are always wild.

01:57:39.000 Bailey, Jerry's final thought.

01:57:40.000 I feel like you do good at this.

01:57:42.000 I have a point to make.

01:57:43.000 Do you know what Jerry's final thoughts were?

01:57:45.000 No, but I have a thought and I have a point.

01:57:47.000 Because you sound like Jerry Springer.

01:57:49.000 A bit. My point is...

01:57:55.000 Valentino Crocs with a suit is the highest echelon of masculinity.

01:57:59.000 It's not. Shit. That's disgusting.

01:58:01.000 Are you kidding? You do know this is my stream.

01:58:04.000 They owe me money.

01:58:05.000 That brand owes me money.

01:58:07.000 How do you think they're going to buy these now?

01:58:08.000 They should pay me.

01:58:10.000 I'm promoting all this shit for free.

01:58:12.000 Shows I'm too rich. I don't care.

01:58:14.000 Every other streamer is like, give me $10 and I'll mention it.

01:58:17.000 Fucking bunch of nerds.

01:58:18.000 My final statement. I joined the war room and here I am.

01:58:22.000 Correct. It is true.

01:58:23.000 Bailey security kick Bailey out Marcel yeah as tonight's biggest loser final thoughts Thank you very much.

01:58:40.000 A game is only lost when you gain nothing at the end.

01:58:44.000 I like that. You want to say something bad about me, don't you?

01:58:51.000 You can't. I said the quiet part out loud.

01:59:00.000 Andrew, final thoughts for this evening?

01:59:03.000 I'm gonna lose a poker? I always do very interesting thoughts, since my whole brand is interesting thoughts.

01:59:09.000 What I will say then to my friends and colleagues joining me from around the world is this.

01:59:17.000 You're the best-dressed man in the room. You're always the winner.

01:59:21.000 Thank you.

01:59:27.000 Alex, last bit of advice for the emergency meeting.

01:59:32.000 Thank you.

01:59:33.000 Thank you.

01:59:35.000 Advice. Watch me winning this hand now, doing 10 push-ups in one hand.

01:59:46.000 Alright, cool. Who goes first?

01:59:48.000 No, he meant the people at home.

01:59:50.000 Check. 200 minimum.

01:59:59.000 He doesn't even know how to play there.

02:00:02.000 He is so incompetent, he has so little clue what he's doing, that I feel the safest thing to do is just hope.

02:00:08.000 I don't know what's going on, he doesn't know what's going on, it's too messy, I'm out.

02:00:12.000 It's a mess. Everyone walks into a club and there's like a fight going on over there, guy kissing a girl over there, some bitch is falling over in her own sick, and you're just like, too much.

02:00:21.000 I'm out. This club might not.

02:00:24.000 Going home. It was one of them.

02:00:27.000 Small binding like this.

02:00:29.000 100 to 100. Last hand on these binds.

02:00:33.000 Last time these blinds. Guys, we're going to email the winner of this game.

02:00:37.000 We're going to email who the winner is.

02:00:38.000 And they're going to give a very interesting final thought to everyone on the newsletter.

02:00:41.000 So if you're not on the newsletter, go to copertake.com.

02:00:43.000 You can sign up completely for free.

02:00:44.000 And you're going to find out who won the poker game.

02:00:46.000 And if you want to end up here sitting with us, having the best time of your life with the coolest men on the planet, because that's who we are.

02:00:51.000 Let's not be honest. In Romania, the coolest men on the planet, in the big compound with the security, etc, etc.

02:00:55.000 Join the war room. Follow the white path.

02:01:00.000 Let's up the blinds and cut the feed.

Tate Speech - November 24, 2023

EMERGENCY MEETING EPISODE 25 - The Right Choice

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