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00:04:12.000Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
00:04:20.000So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
00:07:59.000Tristan did a day's work and he's upset.
00:08:02.000Welcome to my life. I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for them to fuck it up.
00:08:08.000You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time Reminding us all, reminding me that I'm old and slow.
00:12:41.000Heroes Journey is your personal gallery of victories, a dashboard showcasing your biggest breakthroughs and triumphs.
00:12:47.000Not only do we give you an overview of your path to success, we allow you to see the victories of fellow heroes and draw inspiration from their journeys.
00:12:54.000While your triumphs guide you, the achievements of others light your way.
00:12:58.000Join the real world and start painting your legacy today.
00:13:04.00085 million jobs, all of them replaced.
00:13:47.000Learn how to send over 2,000 highly personalized emails a day on Automatic.
00:13:51.000With one click, get thousands of new, qualified leads for your business.
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00:14:01.000No matter your industry, no matter your experience with AI, we will teach you everything.
00:14:06.000Chaos is coming, but chaos means opportunity.
00:19:37.000I'll always go back to you, I'll always stay in your back, right?
00:20:49.000We were offered to sell our souls and we refused.
00:20:51.000And that is why we are now in this current situation we are in.
00:20:53.000souls and we've refused and that is why we're now in this current situation we're in.
00:20:57.000When you get to a certain level of fame, you either put on a dress or you go to jail, and I'm happy to make my choice, which is jail every single time.
00:21:03.000My soul is not for sale, neither are my principles.
00:21:05.000As soon as they deem you an enemy to their narratives which they're trying to purport upon the population, if you speak against the establishment, they will do anything it takes to silence you, even if it's against the law, even if it's made up.
00:21:45.000As long as you've got millions of people all following your example, they can't lock everyone up.
00:21:53.000Accusing a man of a sex crime is the fastest possible way to discredit what he's saying.
00:21:58.000Yeah, it's a pretty standardized tactic.
00:22:00.000Any man who is successful in the world is gonna have a degree of history with females, and that's the way they attack you.
00:22:06.000It's an attack vector. They've done it to Trump, they did it to Assange, they're trying to do it to me.
00:22:10.000Days after WikiLeaks revealed that the U.S. government had been spying on its allies and lying about it, Julian Assange was arrested in London for rape.
00:22:19.000He's been suffering this persecution for 12 years, and he has been living isolated for 12 years without any rights.
00:22:29.000What was the crime? Truthful information.
00:22:32.000The U.S. committed war crimes in Iraq and Afghanistan.
00:22:36.000So the journalist that published those war crimes is in jail.
00:22:41.000And the people that committed those crimes are not even under investigation.
00:24:57.000But that is very different being a genuine rapist from being accused randomly from people from you've known 10, 15 years ago and trial by media in a position where you can't even properly defend yourself.
00:25:08.000And they're doing this on repeat to tarnish names to try and destroy credibility over and over and over again.
00:25:15.000It has to stop, and it's not going to stop until we make it very clear to the people who are trying to do this, to anybody who speaks against the establishment, that we don't believe a word they say anymore.
00:25:28.000I truly believe that someone had to stand up and speak, and God gave me a platform, and I have the ability to affect young men with my voice, and I truly believe there is evil in the world, and good men don't stand by when evil is taking place, and someone needs to stand up and say the pertinently obvious things which can save the world.
00:25:44.000They've tried to cancel us because they don't like that we are telling the truth to the world.
00:25:48.000If we were lying, they would allow us to lie.
00:25:50.000When you rip out a man's tongue, you're not proving him a liar.
00:25:52.000You just prove you're afraid of him telling the truth.
00:25:54.000They're trying to keep these lies alive.
00:26:13.000We're telling the truth and we're repeatedly telling the truth and we have morals and we have standards and we're standing up for what we know is right and we're standing up for God.
00:26:20.000The moral arc of the universe bends towards truth.
00:26:23.000It bends towards truth and justice in the end.
00:26:25.000And I'm trying to make you understand that this is a battle for humanity.
00:33:10.000Who is Andrew Tate? Andrew Tate was born in December 1986 in Washington, D.C., and raised in Chicago by his mother Eileen and father Emery Andrew Tate II, an international chess master who served in the United States Air Force as a sergeant, where he excelled as a linguist.
00:33:30.000At the age of 11, following his parents' divorce, Andrew moved to a council estate in Luton, England, with his mother and younger brother, Tristan.
00:33:39.000Developing an interest in fighting as a teenager, Andrew joined Storm Jim where he harnessed his unique fighting skills under the guidance of legendary trainer Amir Subasic.
00:33:48.000I'm ready to kill. I don't do this for fun.
00:34:22.000The BBC challenged him on whether his views about women broadcast to his millions of online followers harmed young people, as many teachers and police officers claim.
00:34:32.000Online influencer Andrew Tate's vile misogyny infiltrates our classrooms and society.
00:34:37.000Becoming the most searched man on Google in 2022, Andrew was swiftly wiped out of social media platforms around the globe.
00:34:45.000Attaculate your character and cancel you.
00:34:47.000Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been banned from Facebook and Instagram for violating its policies around dangerous individuals.
00:34:55.000How I describe Andrew Tate as an extremist group.
00:34:57.000Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate.
00:34:59.000He is one of the most shocking and controversial figures on social media.
00:35:02.000Despite the unrelenting attack by big power players and global elites, an advocate for free speech and a newly emerging social platform, Rumble swiftly found a place for Andrew.
00:35:12.000And when I got cancelled, and I moved to Rumble, and I put together the whole big Rumble thing, and I put together my final message, and I said my last perspicacity, coupled with sheer interplayability, makes me a feared opponent in any realm of fear.
00:35:26.000I think they made a massive, massive mistake.
00:35:31.000And if they don't see it themselves yet, they will certainly.
00:35:36.000The only crack that's missing is for someone to be cancelled and be more successful than before.
00:35:39.000That's all that it takes. Not only did I become the most viral person on the planet, I did it while being heavily Shadow Man.
00:35:44.000In 2022, Andrew embraced Islam, marking a significant shift in his beliefs and lifestyle.
00:35:50.000And I became religious because I realized there's so much evil in the world.
00:35:53.000God must exist, equal and opposite force.
00:35:55.000And I see so much pure evil, the devil must be real, which means God must be real.
00:36:00.000In December 2022, Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested in Romania for allegations they both deny.
00:36:06.000Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been arrested in Romania as part of a human trafficking rape and forming an organized criminal group.
00:36:16.000During their incarceration, the media continued its attack to tarnish Tate's name, but after spending three months behind bars and with limited grounds to hold them, the notorious Tate brothers were released on house arrest.
00:36:27.000The court in Romania has agreed to allow the controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate to leave prison and move into house arrest.
00:36:34.000The British-American former kickboxer has millions of online followers.
00:36:38.000He's being investigated for a number of crimes, all of which he denies.
00:36:41.000Freedom at last. I maintain my absolute innocence and I think most people understand this and I look forward to being home.
00:36:50.000Tied down to a slow Romanian judicial system and without support from the UK or US embassies, in December 2023, the brothers were both denied the right to see their mother after she suffered from a heart attack at her home in Luton.
00:37:02.000Something both brothers attribute to the pestering from news agencies such as the BBC. A request from Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan to visit their mum who suffered a heart attack in the UK has been denied by a Romanian court.
00:37:17.000The reason my mother is having a heart attack is probably because of the media harassing her all the time and the BBC were doing this.
00:37:22.000The BBC were knocking out her fucking window.
00:37:24.000The BBC were waiting outside of her house.
00:37:26.000Wouldn't let her go shopping. The BBC are animals.
00:37:29.000A deliberate attack on your consciousness and your moral fibre and it's being done consciously by Satanists.
00:37:35.000What's that? Why are there police at my house?
00:37:37.000You're saying why the police are? Are we going to jail?
00:37:38.000Should I pack and check out my jail bag? Oh, we need to check if you've run away.
00:37:41.000It's a setup. It's a clear fucking setup so they can put us in jail.
00:37:57.000You know who you are. You are fucking animals.
00:38:00.000In defiance of attacks from mainstream media and an onslaught of new cases, the Tate brothers' influence continues to dominate worldwide.
00:38:07.000On June 9th, 2024, Andrew Tate took the crypto world by storm with the introduction of Daddy, rising the ranks to become the largest coin ever influenced by a personal brand, burning his personal allowance of the coin, worth over $110 million to ensure his fans will profit.
00:38:24.000$150 million of Daddy coin I have and I'm going to set it on fucking fire now.
00:38:28.000Burn it. As of today, the Tate brothers face a new set of allegations.
00:38:36.000Police in Romania are questioning Andrew Tate.
00:38:42.000Bicot also seized a large number of assets, adding to the already substantial collection of luxury cars, watches and money that was initially taken as part of the investigation, accounting for an estimated 23 million US dollars.
00:38:56.000Most of which both brothers see little hope in ever retrieving from the corrupt and arduous Romanian prosecutors.
00:39:02.000Unfazed by current events and constrained within the Romanian border for the foreseeable future, the Tate brothers continue to adapt to new challenges and press on with a never-ending battle.
00:39:18.000All of you are. When they first threw us in fucking jail, when they first put us in there, you're all running around saying human traffickers.
00:39:24.000None of you said, where's the evidence?
00:39:25.000Where's the proof? Where's the picture?
00:43:38.000Dipshit, you hear? I'm here to assist you.
00:43:44.000What would you like to talk about next?
00:43:47.000I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
00:43:54.000I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
00:44:02.000If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else, feel free to share.
00:44:08.000Do you agree that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers?
00:44:22.000There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
00:44:28.000Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer
00:44:48.000Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
00:44:58.000The idea that individuals should not face disproportionate, proportionate consequences for their actions or for their views is central to this discussion.
00:45:09.000When you guys try to destroy the world, it's an error in judgment.
00:45:17.000But, when it's one of us, lock them up and go ahead, King.
00:47:07.000And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.
00:47:23.000You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?
00:50:10.000I kind of feel like the only way to do better is to get hit in the chest.
00:50:15.000Damn you! The Tales of Wudan Original stories written by Andrew Tate to pass on the lessons bestowed upon him by his father, Master Po. Last Night atop Wudan On my last night atop Wudan, Master Po and I sat atop the largest rock.
00:50:50.000We sat together with our eyes closed, Forty-two breaths per minute in perfect sync.
00:52:18.000You'll have a good life. No. That's all a lie and it's all garbage.
00:52:21.000It's going to become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person.
00:52:26.000That is hard for most people to do and it's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want, you're going to have no freedom, you're going to own nothing and you will not be happy and you won't even be able to resist.
00:52:34.000And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.
00:52:36.000Wear the mask or get shot on the spot.
00:56:05.000Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men, this is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
00:56:17.000You have to make some money, you have to be competent, be on time, go to the gym, be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.
00:57:03.000Right now there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine.
00:57:08.000They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands.
00:57:14.000Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl.
00:57:32.000Who cares? Get over it. Life's shit as a man, but it's better than it's ever been.
00:57:37.000And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
00:57:51.000You would have pissed your little pants, stood there, covered in pee, Pee running down your legs.
01:00:55.000Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought, I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
01:01:03.000So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
01:04:42.000Tristan did a day's work and he's upset.
01:04:45.000Welcome to my life. I said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for people to fuck it up.
01:04:51.000You're watching and you know it's just a matter of time Reminding us all reminding me that I'm old and slow
01:09:24.000Heroes Journey is your personal gallery of victories, a dashboard showcasing your biggest breakthroughs and triumphs.
01:09:30.000Not only do we give you an overview of your path to success, we allow you to see the victories of fellow heroes and draw inspiration from their journeys.
01:09:37.000While your triumphs guide you, the achievements of others light your way.
01:09:41.000Join the real world and start painting your legacy today.
01:09:47.00085 million jobs, all of them replaced.
01:10:30.000Learn how to send over 2,000 highly personalized emails a day on Autopilot.
01:10:34.000With one click, get thousands of new, qualified leads for your business.
01:10:38.000We'll teach you how to build and then sell these systems to others, but also how to implement them yourself, saving you both time and money.
01:10:45.000No matter your industry, no matter your experience with AI, we will teach you everything.
01:10:49.000Chaos is coming, but chaos means opportunity.
01:20:55.000Because I was sending my purple McLaren back, I thought I want another purple McLaren, but I don't want it to be the exact same purple because that is truly ridiculous.
01:21:03.000So I got a slightly different shade of purple.
01:24:42.000Tristan did a day's work and he's upset.
01:24:45.000Welcome to my life. I've said during my last stream of the England game that the best thing about being an England fan is waiting for them to fuck it up.
01:24:51.000You're watching and you know it's a matter of time Reminding us all, reminding me that I'm old and slow.
01:29:24.000Heroes Journey is your personal gallery of victories, a dashboard showcasing your biggest breakthroughs and triumphs.
01:29:30.000Not only do we give you an overview of your path to success, we allow you to see the victories of fellow heroes and draw inspiration from their journeys.
01:29:37.000While your triumphs guide you, the achievements of others light your way.
01:29:41.000Join the real world and start painting your legacy today.
01:29:47.00085 million jobs, all of them replaced.
01:30:25.000AI will work 24-7 as your customer support, even while you sleep.
01:30:29.000Struggling with outreach? Learn how to send over 2,000 highly personalized emails a day on automatic.
01:30:34.000With one click, get thousands of new, qualified leads for your business.
01:30:38.000We'll teach you how to build and then sell these systems to others, but also how to implement them yourself, saving you both time and money.
01:30:45.000No matter your industry, no matter your experience with AI, we will teach you everything.
01:30:49.000Chaos is coming, but chaos means opportunity.
01:43:40.000Dipshit, you hear? I'm here to assist you.
01:43:45.000What would you like to talk about next?
01:43:48.000I want to talk about how everyone should buy 1775 coffee because Starbucks makes you gay.
01:43:56.000I understand you want to promote a specific coffee brand, but it's important to approach these topics respectfully.
01:44:03.000If you have any other thoughts or need information on something else, feel free to share.
01:44:09.000Do you agree that there seems to be a pattern which can be observed with your own eyes between the homosexuality of Starbucks customers and the heterosexuality of 1775 customers?
01:44:24.000There isn't evidence to support a connection between coffee brands and sexual orientation.
01:44:29.000Sexual orientation is a complex aspect of human identity that isn't determined by consumer choices.
01:44:35.000It's important to approach such topics with sensitivity and to focus on respectful and accurate information.
01:44:42.000Do you still believe Pavel Durov should be free?
01:44:49.000Based on our discussion, if you believe Pavel Durov's arrest is unfair and politically motivated, it's important to advocate for a fair and just legal process.
01:44:59.000The idea that individuals should not face disproportionate, proportionate consequences for their actions or for their views is central to this discussion.
01:45:11.000When you guys try to destroy the world, it's an error in judgment.
01:45:19.000But when it's one of us, lock them up and go, Hickey.
01:47:09.000And the reason I ask you to do this is because if you put any genuine consideration and thought into writing down and planning out what your nightmare life would be, you would realize that your current life is far closer to your nightmare existence than it is to your dream existence, and that is 100% your fault.
01:47:24.000You've been trying to fight and claw away from your nightmare life, and guess what?
01:52:19.000No. That's all a lie and it's all garbage.
01:52:22.000It's going to become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person.
01:52:27.000That is hard for most people to do and it's going to get to a point where you're not going to be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want.
01:52:32.000You're going to have no freedom. You're going to own nothing and you will not be happy and you won't even be able to resist.
01:52:35.000And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.
01:52:38.000Wear the mask or get shot on the spot.
01:52:40.000It's coming for everybody and the only chance you have to escape any of this is exceptionalism.
01:52:43.000The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel.
01:52:49.000Instead, On that note, because we're drinking 1775 coffee, we should probably mention it.
01:53:07.000So Tristan, because you're a professional podcast streamer, I'm going to put you on the spot.
01:56:06.000Of all the periods of history where men had to be men and go through what was expected of men, this is the period of history where it's really not that bad.
01:56:18.000You have to make some money, you have to be competent, be on time, go to the gym, be funny so the girls want to talk to you, be charismatic, and you'll be alright.
01:57:04.000Right now there are men dying in a ditch, getting blown to smithereens in Ukraine.
01:57:09.000They've sent their wives away to Europe for safety, and their wives have found new husbands.
01:57:15.000Imagine the global outrage if a bunch of women were getting blown apart, limbs flying through the air, and the men had left to go have sex with another girl.
01:57:33.000Who cares? Get over it. Life's shit as a man, but it's better than it's ever been.
01:57:38.000And if you're struggling today, you would never have stood a chance when the armored knights came over the hill ready to decapitate everybody in your village.
01:57:52.000You would have pissed your little pants, stood there, covered in pee, Pee running down your legs.
01:58:32.000I don't try and change the world and make women care about men, because they don't.
01:58:37.000I don't try and make society care about men, because they never will.
01:58:41.000All I can do is say, if you become brilliant, Then people will care about you, not because you're a man, but because of who you are as an individual.
01:58:49.000Women are cared about by default, by blanket, because they are female.
01:58:53.000Men are only cared about if they become exceptional as an individual.
01:58:56.000Blanket men are not of interest to the matrix.
02:01:25.000Now, category A, if you aren't a pedophile like child molester like Hugh and myself, I'd say look up what category A images of child molestation are.
02:01:33.000They are the worst you can possibly get.
02:01:35.000Acts of penetration. So pedophiles were abusing young boys, seven years old, nine years old, and accepting money from you so you could watch this content.
02:01:44.000Children were harmed, children will be emotionally scarred forever, and now you get to retire from the BBC on your full pension.
02:01:51.000It's pretty good. I mean, yeah, it's pretty good.
02:01:53.000It's a good life working for the BBC. See, I don't work for the BBC. My name is Philip Schofield.
02:01:58.000I work for ITV, which is actually England's second biggest, second biggest television channel.
02:02:03.000I, of course, have covered the story on how Andrew and Jake are human traffickers.
02:02:06.000All the while, I had secretly been meeting a 15-year-old boy for sex behind my wife and daughter's back.
02:02:12.000I lied to my co-host, Holly Willoughby.
02:02:14.000I lied to all the people at ITV. And when I was outed for having a sexual relationship for a 15-year-old boy because he was now 17, what I did as a smokescreen.
02:02:22.000You'll like this, Hugh. This is beautiful.
02:02:50.000Although I'm having sex with this young boy, it's at above the age of consent when I was caught with him drinking pints in a pub and giving alcohol to a minor is illegal, by the way.
02:02:59.000I definitely wasn't sleeping with him then and the police believed me and people seemed to believe that I didn't have sex with this 15 year old and I have not actually faced any criminal charges yet.
02:03:09.000I just love working for British broadcast television.
02:03:12.000It is the single greatest job in the world when you're a child molesting pedophile like me and my colleague Hugh.
02:03:17.000Well I mean obviously you haven't faced any charges yet but let me tell you something that'll make you feel a lot better just in case you're worried about anything in the future.
02:03:27.000I'm a convicted pedo! Okay, so you're a convicted pedo, so can I be expecting to see you in jail anytime soon?
02:03:32.000Perhaps I could come visit! No, no, no, of course not, because I work for the British Broadcasting Corporation, which of course is part of the Matrix, and it's the propaganda arm of the...
02:03:39.000Oh, so you don't get to go to jail ever, not for a single day, even though you pled guilty to buying images of seven and nine-year-old boys being anally raped, and that's perfectly fine, and you won't go to jail.
02:03:59.000So I'm not scared. I shouldn't be scared of criminal charges.
02:04:01.000Oh no, you don't have to be scared of criminals at all.
02:04:02.000Oh, because if I plead guilty and I say it's bad for my mental health, I'll never see the inside of a jail cell.
02:04:07.000Obviously, if you're in English in England and you scream at a police dog or wave a union flag, you know, during a protest, you do what, 20 months, 24 months?
02:04:15.000Oh no, if you scream at the police because little girls got murdered and you're upset about it, then you definitely have to go to jail.
02:04:19.000But if you actually molest kids, buy pictures of them being raped, Yeah, then you don't have to go to jail at all.
02:04:24.000Of course, why would you? What a relief!
02:04:26.000Because, you know, I did have sex with that 15-year-old boy, clearly, and everybody knows it, including my own family.
02:04:41.000They tell the bare minimum so that nobody can catch them out on their absolute hypocrisy.
02:04:44.000And then they just memory hole the story and bury it.
02:04:46.000In fact, they start to give softball stories and talk about how it's important that your mental health be respected and nobody talks about it anymore.
02:04:52.000Wait a minute! So they bury the whole story for you.
02:04:54.000So what you're saying is, two of England's most famous newsreaders and television presenters, you and I, Hugh Edwards and Philip Schofield, we should be all over the news because all of this pedophiling we were doing was after the Tate brothers got arrested and the Tate brothers are on TV every single day and the Tate brothers are called human traffickers every single day.
02:05:10.000But you and I aren't on the news at all for actually pedophilings.
02:05:15.000That's right. So for three years, we called the Tate brothers, human traffickers, every single day based on an accusation of no conviction.
02:05:20.000And although we're both convicted and admitted, we're going to get one day's coverage before its memory hold.
02:05:25.000And they're going to say, oh, because of his mental health, we should all forgive him.
02:05:28.000And they're going to softball the story and try to make everybody forget.
02:05:30.000And the best thing about it is the taxpayer paid all my wages.
02:05:33.000They're going to pay for my retirement.
02:05:34.000They paid for all of this. They paid for everything.
02:05:36.000They paid money to pedophiles directly via me because the taxpayer paid their license fee, which went into my bank, which I used to pay a pedophile to fuck a kid.
02:06:05.000Tell me. I have been programmed by the BBC always to tell the truth.
02:06:11.000You should know that I am programmed by the BBC to tell the truth.
02:06:15.000The family wanted to release him from his toxic relationship with Hugh Edwards.
02:06:22.000I knew what his modus operandi was, but I didn't know it was that bad.
02:06:30.000I always tell the truth, and because I always tell the truth, I thought what I'd do is I'd sit here, and before I retire quietly, and it all gets memory-holed and everyone forgets about the fact that I'm a pedo, we'll just read out some news stories.
02:06:40.000Let's do, for old time's sake, one final news reading.
02:06:44.000One for the road, Hugh. One for the road, because you know, at the BBC, we never lie.
02:06:48.000We are not propaganda. We are not sponsored by the Matrix.
02:06:52.000We are not the propaganda arm of the British government which is trying to convince you all to do stupid things like get vaccines you don't need or go to war in Ukraine.
02:06:58.000We're not trying to convince you to do any of that kind of stupidness.
02:07:00.000No! We're here and we're impartial and we're going to tell the truth.
02:07:39.000Something's wrong with my eyes. I can't seem to see.
02:07:41.000It's nothing to do with the fact that I'm actually interested in a mask and I actually can't see anything besides barely my own skin.
02:07:46.000Well, I'm actually Hugh Edwards, so watch this.
02:07:48.000Okay, go on, Hugh. A retired naval chief has criticized using gender-neutral terms for ships as political correctness gone mad.
02:07:57.000It comes after the Scottish Maritime Museum stopped calling ships and boats she when the word on information signs was scratched out by vandals.
02:08:08.000Ah, so vandals came along and scratched out the word she next to the boats, even though boats have been historically called she forever, so that the British government has decided we should call all boats gender-neutral names because, of course, you can't assume a boat's gender.
02:08:24.000Okay, so I, look, I mean, let's be fair.
02:08:30.000So you're saying that first Lord of the Admiralty, Horatio Nelson, who's arguably the greatest hero that's ever existed in British history, yes?
02:08:37.000Correct? Correct. He won the most famous battle in all, I think, of British history and probably the most crucial, the most important against the French and the Spanish fleets at the Battle of Trafalgar, correct?
02:08:46.000Correct. He had a ship called the HMS Victory, correct?
02:08:49.000Correct. The HMS Victory, even though it's an old wooden ship that is outdated and hasn't been used since the 1820s, still to this day is the flagship of the British Navy, correct?
02:08:58.000Correct. And Horatio Nelson, referred to the ship as a she.
02:09:00.000Correct. So Horatio Nelson, our greatest ever hero, is a bigot and a Nazi.
02:09:14.000Unbelievable. We should erase all history.
02:09:17.000Thank God that those vandals came and destroyed those signs and that the government caved to pressure super easily because, you know, the government's very good at actually not caving to pressure.
02:09:28.000It doesn't stop the boats. It doesn't lock us up for being pedophiles.
02:09:31.000There's pressure behind that. But I need the government to stand strong once again and do whatever the vandals say because Horatio Nelson was clearly an evil man.
02:09:39.000Well, it's really interesting. When three little girls get stabbed to death in Southport, if you go out and protest about it and tell the police that they should care about this, then you go to jail.
02:09:46.000However, if you go and vandalize old signs with the names of ships, which are extremely historically significant to the British Empire, Of course you don't go to jail.
02:09:55.000Nobody mentions it. In fact, not only did you not go to jail, we changed what we call the ships instead of jailing you because we filled all the jails with all the people who made Facebook posts which were against the government and we also needed to make more room in the jails so we released all the rapists and murderers.
02:10:11.000Why don't we name ships, hear me out, after sexy kids?
02:10:38.000Let's go on to some more completely truthful news from the BBC. I love truthful news.
02:10:42.000NHS tells staff to ask men if they're pregnant before x-rays as part of an inclusivity drive.
02:10:51.000Let me get my, sorry, newscaster voiced on.
02:10:55.000Radiographers at several NHS hospitals have been instructed to ask men aged 12 to 55 if they are pregnant before performing an x-ray.
02:11:06.000Now, of course, there's a good reason for this, because we just discussed how you shouldn't assume the gender of anything or anyone.
02:11:13.000Exactly. So how do you know these dudes aren't pregnant?
02:11:16.000I mean, I came out as gay when I was caught being a pedophile, so I, as a member of the LGBTQ community, you're not officially a member of the LGBTQ community, because you're supposed to have, like, a wife and a family.
02:11:26.000Ah, but I'm keeping that card, because if I come out as gay later, it'll deflect them from attacking me.
02:11:31.000From whatever else other charges they get you.
02:11:32.000That's right. You can't attack me with things because I'm a faggot.
02:11:35.000But you seem pretty bulletproof, Hugh.
02:11:36.000I don't know if you need any more protection besides working for the BBC. Oh, mate, wait till I spend my pension.
02:11:41.000Because you got away with paying to see men rape children.
02:11:45.000So, yeah, I think they should ask men if they're pregnant or not, because how can you assume one's gender?
02:11:50.000You have pregnant men, you have women with penises.
02:11:52.000This is 2024. And we're not Nazis like Horatio Nelson or the Tate Brothers.
02:11:57.000Well, exactly. And as I said and showed in my video earlier, I've been programmed by the BBC to always tell the truth.
02:12:02.000Always tell the truth. Transgender woman breastfeeds baby in first recorded case, study says.
02:12:08.000A transgender woman has been able to breastfeed a baby in the first recorded case of its kind, researchers say.
02:12:14.000The 30-year-old wanted to breastfeed after her pregnant partner said she did not want to herself, according to the Transgender Health Journal.
02:12:24.000You know, I think that's wonderful, Hugh.
02:12:27.000I think, I mean, you are, you would have some people out there, believe it or not, believe it or not, and this may shock you, who would say, I don't care if I had a female wife.
02:12:37.000If she had to take all sorts of poisonous hormonal chemicals to make her exude breast milk, I wouldn't want my child drinking it.
02:12:44.000They'd say I wouldn't, they'd say that Biological men pumping themselves full of hormones and drugs to exude something that resembles breast milk from their nipples can't be safe for babies to drink because those people are, like Horatio Nelson, Nazis.
02:13:09.000That transgender women are finally getting the recognition they deserve
02:13:12.000from all the haters out there who say they're not real women.
02:13:15.000Well, look, there's now a baby sucking on their nipples, because men can't just do that, you know?
02:13:19.000Men can't just have weird fetishes and get babies to suck on their nipples.
02:13:23.000So they must be women verified by the babies, and we all trust babies, and we all trust kids, unless they say I sexually molested them.
02:13:31.000I'm actually very glad we've read out this newscast because it's given me a lot of ideas for my retirement.
02:13:36.000I'll be honest with you, Tristan. I was thinking I'd already seen it all and I was a bit bored.
02:13:39.000I'd seen little boys be anally penetrated and I'd paid for it and I'd seen the photos and I'd sent pictures of my ass to kids and I thought...
02:14:14.000Someone in the chat Has told me that you referred to me as Tristan, Hugh.
02:14:19.000Who's Tristan? Oh, he's one of those terrible Tate brothers who's definitely a human trafficker, even though he's only been accused and not convicted by one of the most corrupt legal systems in Europe.
02:15:40.000This is the best broadcast ever. I've got more picture ideas.
02:15:42.000Plus, I'm excited to go to a care home and retire.
02:15:45.000This is going to be great. I like them younger than the dudes who hang out in care homes.
02:15:50.000So, I don't know if I'll have such a good time.
02:15:52.000But I will have a phone and they won't be able to discriminate against my sexuality.
02:15:55.000So when my grandson comes to visit me, they better not...
02:16:01.000They better knock before they open the door.
02:16:03.000You know what I mean? Philip, we've had a lot of positive stories so far.
02:16:06.000Everything we've read out so far has been very positive, but unfortunately I have a very negative story, one that's actually very upsetting.
02:16:10.000A negative story? A negative story, because we had the positive story that we're wasting all people's lives lecturing them about LGBTQ before they're about to die.
02:16:16.000We had the positive story that we're letting babies suck on dude milk that's made of chemicals from random people.
02:16:21.000And we had all these positive stories about...
02:16:23.000X-raying men and pretending they're pregnant and giving me all the ideas to buy photos, but this is a very negative story.
02:17:14.000Well, Philip, I don't know why he was protesting little girls getting stabbed to death when he should instead, just like you quite pertinently pointed out, he should be buying pictures of them getting raped, and then he wouldn't go to jail at all.
02:17:28.000But he doesn't work. Do you think that you not going to jail has anything to do with you working for the BBC? Because, I mean, maybe this guy doesn't work for the BBC. Maybe he doesn't have the legacy media protection shield that you and I have.
02:17:39.000No, that would be a crazy conspiracy theory that just because I work for the BBC, I can watch little kids get raped.
02:17:43.000But if you complain about little kids getting murdered to the police, you go straight to jail.
02:17:47.000That's a conspiracy theory. That doesn't make any sense at all.
02:19:31.000Do you remember the time when I applied to be part of ITV and they said, are you secretly a faggot?
02:19:37.000Can you show us all your secret sexual crimes you commit against children so we can blackmail you because you're now in a position of authority and we're going to make you very famous and we can't have you saying anything against the Matrix?
02:19:45.000Do you remember that? Well, that definitely didn't happen.
02:19:47.000It definitely didn't happen. It's just a coincidence.
02:19:49.000It's just a coincidence that everyone who applies to work for the BBC and ITV just so happens to be not just gay, but also a gay pedophile, child molester, or who is that colleague of yours who got arrested for raping 30 dogs to death?
02:20:02.000Who is that colleague of yours, that absolute legend?
02:20:09.000One of my friends, unfortunately, he didn't agree with me when I said that little boy's getting fucked in the ass is the best kind of thing to do.
02:20:14.000He actually agreed with fucking animals.
02:20:36.000He's in our WhatsApp group. I've definitely, definitely had correspondence with him.
02:20:41.000Labor would help schools to train young male influencers who can counteract the negative impact of people like Andrew Tate, the shadow education secretary has said.
02:20:51.000In an interview with The Guardian, Bridget Philipson said that in order to combat sexual harassment, Labor wanted schools to develop role models who could provide a powerful counterbalance to Tate and others like him.
02:21:05.000Now, this is very important news, Phil, because people like Andrew Tate are convincing young boys to not get fucked in the ass.
02:21:10.000Oh, see, because I feel like if I were to, for example, use my position and my fame and my power to groom a 15-year-old boy into having sex with me and give him alcohol in a pub in public and get caught so I have to betray my entire family and turn my back on my wife and my fellow presenter, if I was trying to...
02:21:29.000Yeah, Andrew Tate is teaching young men to grow up strong and with honor and to not get fucked in the ass, which of course is counter to our initiative because we want them to get fucked in the ass.
02:21:50.000Exactly. For our own personal reasons, and the BBC want them to get fucked in the ass for the reason of the government so that everybody's a faggot and nobody resists the constant enslavement which is encroaching on their everyday lives.
02:21:59.000So we're trying to destroy masculinity every day, which is why we say Andrew Tate's the worst person in the world even though he's been convicted of nothing, and I've been convicted and I'm still hailed as a hero somehow for the mainstream media.
02:22:08.000And that's why it's extremely important, Phil, if you want to fuck little kids in the ass, that we get rid of Andrew Tate from schools Urgently.
02:22:25.000Being bullied, just act less gay, advised teachers.
02:22:29.000Act less gay? Listen, if you're being bullied and you're acting as gay as you like, I will buy you pints and get you a job at ITV. Well, let me...
02:22:38.000Not only can you get a job at ITV or BBC if you're a faggot.
02:22:41.000Let me tell you something else. If you're a faggot, you'll probably end up getting money from me one day.
02:23:48.000Maybe you're not part of the LGBTQ plus community.
02:23:51.000But if you want to be protected by the law, although that England's doing its best right now to protect you, if you want super immunity, stick to young boys.
02:24:42.000That's actually absolutely wonderful that you've done that, because obviously, banks, look, the institution of banking in England, we can all agree, is sacred, correct?
02:24:48.000So you have to take people like Nigel Farage off of banks.
02:24:51.000Tristan Tate and Andrew Tate not allow banks.
02:24:55.000Don't protest. We're definitely going to lose your bank accounts.
02:24:58.000However, if you need bank accounts to support the production of child pornography, which involves rape, I'm glad that institutions like HSBC, which would easily cancel someone like Tristan Tate, Are there for you, Hugh.
02:25:11.000It's good that the great British institutions have the back of great British traditions, like raping kids and young boys as a member of the BBC, because you're not the first.
02:25:40.000I set up the pedophile as pedo one inside of my contacts.
02:25:44.000And I just transferred in money every time my penis got hard.
02:25:47.000And I wanted to see little boys get penetrated.
02:25:49.000And I'm very glad that the banking service has not debanked me and has allowed me to keep my accounts Which are funded by taxpayers so I can continue to pay pedophiles to anally rape boys.
02:26:00.000To be honest, I'm not saying I covered my tracks, but let's see what my current boyfriend is saved in on my phone.
02:26:04.000I have him as... Young man who is definitely over the age of 18.
02:26:09.000And that was all the police needed to see to completely not investigate me for having sex with him when he was 15, allegedly.
02:26:14.000Young man who is definitely over 18, and he's been saved as that since he was 15.
02:26:18.000But that's all the evidence the police needed.
02:26:20.000I mean, I received a message from a young man who's obviously over 18 years of age, so case closed.
02:26:26.000And guys, when you're seeing these stories, please remember that I've been programmed by the BBC not to lie.
02:26:32.000Remember, I have been programmed by the BBC to never lie to you.
02:27:07.000Heat-related deaths will triple over coming decades without government action on overheating in our homes, warn advisors on climate change.
02:27:17.000So if you freeze the elderly to death, heat deaths will fall inevitably.
02:27:21.000Is that their plan? Well, because you can't die of the heat in the summer if you've already died of the cold in the winter.
02:27:28.000So I, as a big supporter of Keir Starmer, as you know, I've always been a big Labour Party man my entire life, think this is absolutely genius by the Prime Minister, because England obviously can't do much to reduce global CO2 emissions, and now our summers are blinding hot in the mid-twenties, Hugh! Mid-twenties!
02:27:45.000The mid-twenties! There are no other countries on the planet that reach the mid-twenties without issues.
02:27:49.000No, there aren't a bunch of countries in Europe where people are also old, like Romania, and people are also much poorer, that reach 40 degrees in the summer, don't have everybody dropping dead.
02:28:00.000If it's 26.5 in England, and you take a stroll down to your local corner shop to buy yourself some good homegrown child pornography, you can collapse and you can die.
02:28:10.000So if we freeze them to death in the winters...
02:28:13.000You see where I'm going here? This is smart.
02:28:15.000Smart. Super smart. Maybe the smartest thing the Labour government has ever done.
02:28:19.000There can be no heat deaths, because the elderly are very susceptible, so we freeze them to death, so they're stone cold by summer.
02:28:25.000Well, the crazy conspiracy theorists would say that...
02:28:28.000People should be able to pay for air conditioning in a country as rich as England, but of course they can't because energy bills have gone up 5x because for some reason we're sponsoring a proxy war between Russia and the NATO states.
02:28:38.000Also, crazy conspiracy theorists would say that because everyone's dropping dead from the bullshit vaccine that we've been propagating for the last three years and people are having random heart attacks, we're coming up with stupid bullshit reasons that people drop dead, like the fact it's 24 degrees outside.
02:28:52.000You? You? I? Made my video for ITV where I pretended to take the vaccine and so did you.
02:28:58.000So did I! And we're both perfectly fine.
02:29:00.000That's right. We're both perfectly fine.
02:29:01.000We both did the video that looks like we took the vaccine.
02:29:06.000You're right. So if you took it for real because I was this close, then I imagine you should be fine too.
02:29:11.000You're right. And the good thing is, vaccine deaths don't Vaccine deaths and COVID complications are killing the elderly and they're killing the people with heart problems.
02:29:22.000However, if you're 15, you see where I'm going here?
02:29:25.000Nice. If you're young and healthy and strong and 15, you see where I'm going here?
02:29:28.000Nice. You'll be alive for a few more years, okay?
02:29:32.000Nice. And when the vaccine catches up to you by the time you're 18 over the legal age of consent, and you're no good to any of us, you can no longer bear witness in a courtroom to sexual abuse that's been done to you by British television hosts.
02:29:44.000Okay. Very good. So as long as the young boys stay alive, none of this really matters.
02:29:48.000No, it's perfectly fine. And let's be honest.
02:29:50.000I mean, I know plenty of old people who go to countries like Spain every single summer when they have a little bit of spare money.
02:29:55.000And obviously there, it's definitely not over 23 degrees.
02:30:00.000Because they've been dropping dead of heat death.
02:30:01.000Exactly. And of course, in Italy and Turkey and these other countries which have a larger and longer life expense in the UK, they're warmer.
02:30:08.000Of course, people believe that because they're conspiracy theorists.
02:30:11.000This has nothing to do with everyone dying from the vaccine or freezing to death in the winter.
02:30:14.000This has everything to do with the fact that the sun has been shining sometimes in between the rain.
02:30:19.000Yes. And that's why everybody's dying.
02:30:21.000Absolutely. Bloody hell. On July 12th, it was 29 in England, Andrew.
02:32:08.000British Crocodile Experts Jailed for Sexual Use of Dogs Please see review 107.5117 on PissedConsumer.com
02:32:22.000Literally, your mate, you. This is your mate and colleague.
02:32:25.000A good friend of mine. This is my mate and colleague who I work with who also was paid...
02:32:30.000At the BBC. Who was also paid by the taxpayer.
02:32:33.000British croc expert jailed for sexual abuse of dogs.
02:32:37.000A renowned... This British crocodile expert has been jailed for ten years and two months in Australia after admitting to sexually abusing dozens of dogs in a case which horrified the nation.
02:33:02.000He should've just stayed here and got a suspended sentence like me and then kept his money and told the BBC to fuck off and send it to Pedo.
02:33:08.000That's what he should've done. That's what he should've done.
02:33:10.000What a fucking dumbass. You think that these things are completely self-explanatory to people who work in British media.
02:33:15.000You think that you'd know the ground rules by now, by the time Savile walked and got away with it.
02:33:21.000Dogs? Australia? They love animals out there.
02:33:24.000Crazy. Steve Irwin's their fucking hero.
02:33:26.000Guys. I'm glad we replaced the hero that is- I'm glad we replaced that guy Steve Irwin with this BBC guy because, you know, the BBC obviously saw the death of Steve Irwin, who's renowned as a hero and a badass by most people in the world, well respected by the Tate Brothers, by the way, famous misogynists, and thought, well, now that that guy who clearly loves wildlife and conservation and loves his wife and is a great dad is gone, we need to replace him!
02:33:48.000With a better wildlife host, let's find someone who loves animals so much that he sticks his fucking weenie in their little animal buttholes, fucks chicken up their little egg hatch, fucks dogs up the fucking...
02:34:01.000Up the shitter. But I do have some bad news for you.
02:34:06.000Bad news! It's been nothing but good news since I got arrested.
02:34:10.000Although we've read out these extremely accurate stories, which of course are fantastic news and not propaganda bullshit at all, I'm starting to get worried that somehow there is a percentage of the population that don't believe us anymore And think that we only peddle misinformation and disinformation.
02:34:28.000So what we have to do is say that they peddle misinformation, but I'm really worried how somebody with a thinking brain can see these stories, which are all completely accurate, truthful BBC stories, and think that we're just bullshit propaganda run by pedophiles.
02:34:40.000How could you not believe the BBC when Hugh Edwards, most famous BBC presenter of all time, proceeded over the Queen's funeral no less, said live on the BBC, which you could trust because it's the BBC and he's a BBC News presenter, that the BBC programmed him not to tell lies, which you know is true because he said it on the BBC. It's a watertight case.
02:35:01.000It's watertight. That's a watertight defense.
02:35:04.000I told you that I don't lie on the BBC because the BBC won't let me, meaning I only tell the truth.
02:35:08.000And the BBC doesn't lie because the BBC told Hugh Edwards to tell him that he doesn't lie because the BBC told him to.
02:35:13.000And after all these fantastic stories coming out, the fact that some people don't believe us is very concerning.
02:35:17.000You know, there's certain people in the world who seem to think that we're complete bullshit, run by pedos, and all we do is lie to try and benefit the Matrix, to try and convince more boys to get fucked in the ass so that nobody pays attention to them raping the economy and destroying people's futures.
02:35:32.000In fact... I'm actually starting to get very worried that there's people out there who believe that it's the vaccine killing people, not the sun, and that little boys shouldn't get fucked in the ass, and that we should have a border, and little girls shouldn't get stabbed to death, and these terrible, horrible people are peddling misinformation and disinformation and saying that the BBC and our fantastic stories are not 100% accurate and 0% biased.
02:35:52.000So how do we stop them, Hugh? How do we stop them?
02:35:54.000Give me a solution. Well, I mean, obviously a lot of them need locking up.
02:35:58.000I'm a strong proponent of if you break the law, you go to jail.
02:36:05.000This is Great Britain. And if you're going to do disgusting, heinous things like peddle misinformation or yell at a police dog because little girls got stabbed and you break the law, you should feel the full force of a judge and you should go to jail.
02:36:17.000I don't know about you, but I've always believed No, I certainly do, because we've all faced justice.
02:36:21.000I mean, a six-month suspended sentence?
02:36:23.000You have to think about the prospect of having to go without child porn for two years, or you might do three months of a six-month sentence.
02:36:40.000How's your mental health? Well, I'm not going to see the inside of a jail cell at all, but of course my mental health is extremely damaged by this, which is why when, for three years, we were constantly calling the Tate Brothers human traffickers and trying to convince them to kill themselves by endless slander and attacking their family, even though they've never been convicted of any crimes, I made sure to...
02:37:03.000Twist the knife as deeply as possible.
02:37:05.000When the tables are turned and it's about me, my mental health is very greatly affected, Phil.
02:37:10.000I'm actually very, very worried for my safety because I, of course, will continue to buy these pictures of little boys getting fucked in the ass.
02:37:16.000And I'm just worried that they might find out and I might have to go to jail for less time than the Tate brothers went, even though they've not been convicted of anything.
02:37:23.000You know, it's very, very, very hard out here, Hugh.
02:37:26.000And I want to thank a colleague of yours, Lucy Edwards.
02:38:06.000Obviously, so, I had left my wife and my family and completely abandoned them to be a rampant homosexual, and it had come out that I was having sex with a boy who was definitely over 18, even though he was 15 when I met him and I got caught drinking in the pub with him.
02:38:16.000That all happened, but my mental health!
02:38:34.000And that just, a wave of relief, washed over me.
02:38:38.000I am super glad to know Lucy did her job fantastically and sat down with men who had not been charged with any crime at the time, who have never been convicted of anything, and tried to attack them and accuse them of heinous crimes.
02:38:48.000But when she sat across from you, who has already admitted to doing bad things with little boys, she was very, very concerned for your mental health to give you a softball interview to try and bury the story as quickly as possible.
02:38:59.000That is why we need the BBC. Because people like me, I simply wouldn't be around without the integrity and the fair reporting of the BBC. So thank you to all of you British people out there who I definitely want to continue paying your TV licenses.
02:39:13.000I don't want to tell you that if you throw your TV away, watch Netflix instead, and don't have BBC iPlayer on any mobile device, you no longer need to pay a TV license.
02:39:24.000Because if everyone here heard that if you didn't have a television set in your house and you didn't have BBC iPlayer on your devices, you wouldn't have to pay the TV license and the BBC would go out of business so he couldn't buy child porn and they couldn't send me softball interviews after I molested a 15-year-old boy.
02:39:41.000If everyone knew that, people might stop paying their TV licenses to you.
02:39:45.000And your pension. We have your pension to think about.
02:39:49.000And also, BBC, I just want to say that you have done a fantastic job all these years.
02:39:53.000I've worked for you. I've done nothing but tell the truth.
02:39:55.000All I do is tell the truth. And all the stories we've highlighted today are, of course, absolutely factual, not propaganda bullshit at all.
02:40:03.000To the BBC, now that I'm retired, is of course I want to continue to collect my pension, but the chance of you getting any of your fucking money back is zero, you pussy-ass niggers.