Tate Speech - January 03, 2020


EP121 - Tate on Cleaning is For Girls

Hosted by
London Knife Crime Epidemic EP123 - Tate on the Royal Family

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

196.55

Word count

570

Sentence count

48


Transcript

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00:00:07.000 Women should clean.
00:00:09.000 So when you walk into a house and you see mess, why is your lazy ass not doing the right thing and start picking and cleaning shit up?
00:00:24.000 Women, let's cut to the chase here, women should clean up.
00:00:30.000 Not only should women clean up, women should clean up unprompted.
00:00:33.000 And I'm going to tell you why.
00:00:35.000 It's very, very simple.
00:00:37.000 We live in a world where things need to be fair, 50-50, gender equality, blah, blah.
00:00:43.000 I pay for things unprompted.
00:00:45.000 You don't have to ask me to pay for shit.
00:00:47.000 If we go for dinner, I'll get my wallet out, pay at the end.
00:00:50.000 Don't even check the price of the bill.
00:00:51.000 My card always works.
00:00:53.000 Just bang, ouch, pay, whatever, no problem.
00:00:56.000 Unprompted, if you're with me, your life is effectively free.
00:00:59.000 Everywhere you eat, everywhere you go, where you sleep, you ain't paying for shit.
00:01:04.000 You ain't getting in my car and I'm asking you for motherfucking gas money.
00:01:07.000 No, I pay for everything instantly, as a man should.
00:01:11.000 So when you walk into a house and you see mess, why is your lazy ass not doing the right thing and start picking and cleaning shit up?
00:01:19.000 If you're sitting there going, that's sexist, well, it's sexist for me to fucking pay for everything, isn't it, you fucking bimbo?
00:01:25.000 But that's fine.
00:01:26.000 This is the whole world we live in now, double standards.
00:01:28.000 It's okay for me to do the masculine thing, but it's not okay for you to do the feminine thing.
00:01:33.000 It's bullshit.
00:01:34.000 Women should clean.
00:01:36.000 Now, when I say this, girls go, I don't like cleaning.
00:01:38.000 No problem.
00:01:39.000 If you don't like cleaning, here, how about this?
00:01:41.000 I'll clean.
00:01:43.000 And when I say I'll clean, I mean I'll hire someone else to clean.
00:01:45.000 Anyway, I'll get the house clean.
00:01:48.000 And you pay for everything.
00:01:50.000 How about that?
00:01:51.000 Oh no, you can't do that either, can you?
00:01:52.000 Because you're a fucking moron.
00:01:53.000 And you realize that making money is much harder than getting some fucking dishes washed.
00:01:58.000 Then you're going to realize what real work is.
00:01:59.000 Because to pay for shit is much more difficult than keeping a house generally tidy, I mean a generally pleasant female to be around.
00:02:06.000 Fucking lazy.
00:02:08.000 That's the world we live in now.
00:02:09.000 Females are entitled and fucking lazy.
00:02:11.000 I don't want us to be like some woman hating shit.
00:02:13.000 Because to be honest, many men are also lazy and entitled.
00:02:16.000 In fact, all people are lazy and entitled.
00:02:18.000 I hate everyone equally.
00:02:19.000 Don't come at me and call me sexist or racist or any of these things.
00:02:23.000 I hate everyone.
00:02:23.000 I don't care if you're black, white, straight, gay, man and woman.
00:02:26.000 I hate you anyway.
00:02:27.000 I hate everybody exactly the same.
00:02:28.000 It's the same universal hate.
00:02:30.000 So, I'm a very fair person.
00:02:32.000 But I make something very, very clear to my females.
00:02:34.000 You have a choice.
00:02:35.000 Either you can pay for my $300 steak, or you can make sure that I have a nice coffee in the morning and that cup ain't sitting around with some fucking coffee stained bullshit and my house is nice and clean, pristine, the way it should be, and I'll ensure that we're living a good life because I've got more dollars than balls, and I've got a whole bunch of balls for you, stupid ass hoes.