Tate Speech - January 13, 2020


EP123 - Tate on the Royal Family

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Mentioned
EP121 - Tate on Cleaning is For Girls EP126 - Tate on Celibate in Thailand

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

184.29

Word count

473

Sentence count

54


Transcript

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00:00:08.000 Royal talks.
00:00:10.000 Talk about what?
00:00:12.000 I'm the prince.
00:00:13.000 You're a divorcee bitch.
00:00:16.000 What's the fuck to talk to?
00:00:17.000 What's going on, bruv?
00:00:19.000 What's there to talk about?
00:00:21.000 Talks.
00:00:22.000 And there's all those clips on the internet of her talking over him and shit.
00:00:25.000 Who the fuck does she think she is?
00:00:28.000 I am mad.
00:00:29.000 I'm mad and I'm not even Harry.
00:00:32.000 I'm watching her talk over him and I feel like slapping the bitch.
00:00:34.000 Like, who the fuck you think you are?
00:00:36.000 That's the prince.
00:00:37.000 And he's just standing there like, Talking to the Disney CEO.
00:00:40.000 She does voiceovers.
00:00:41.000 My wife does voiceovers.
00:00:42.000 Please, please.
00:00:44.000 Fucking, you look like a geek.
00:00:46.000 I know the older brother of Harry is pissed.
00:00:49.000 You know why?
00:00:49.000 Because William did it right.
00:00:51.000 William was a G.
00:00:52.000 He found Kate.
00:00:53.000 Kate went to all the best schools in England.
00:00:55.000 She was raised to be a princess.
00:00:56.000 All the best schools, prestigious.
00:00:58.000 Wasn't married to no one.
00:00:59.000 Didn't have no kids.
00:00:59.000 Perfect, bang.
00:01:00.000 Made her a princess.
00:01:01.000 Had a family.
00:01:02.000 William did not disgrace the royal family.
00:01:05.000 Then this pussy all comes along and disgraces the royal family completely with some washed up divorcee.
00:01:11.000 Let me tell you something.
00:01:12.000 There's a level of player you can get to, which is my level.
00:01:15.000 When you get to my level, you can see the micro transitions inside of the faces of hoes.
00:01:22.000 If a hoe does something particularly hoeish, there's something very slight that changes on her face.
00:01:29.000 It's difficult for me to even explain.
00:01:30.000 But when I say to you she's been gangbanged, I know.
00:01:34.000 Fact.
00:01:34.000 I would bet my net worth on the fact that there's been a point in this hoe's life where she's had two dicks, one in each hand.
00:01:41.000 And she's fucking with the Queen.
00:01:43.000 The Queen's an OG.
00:01:44.000 Nowadays, we're getting paid.
00:01:45.000 We throw money.
00:01:46.000 You throw shade.
00:01:47.000 Kicking down the door like a fucking.
00:01:50.000 Well, now she's old and shit.
00:01:52.000 She doesn't want all this trouble.
00:01:54.000 She's like fucking 90, 100, whatever she is.
00:01:57.000 She's like, okay, go Canada, fuck off.
00:02:00.000 Bullshit.
00:02:01.000 She's ruined the royal family.
00:02:02.000 Harry has ruined the royal family completely and utterly by letting this fucking thought amongst them.
00:02:08.000 Faltery can destroy any institution.
00:02:10.000 How many brothers I know whose businesses have been ruined because their wife's been arguing, they argue with their business partner?
00:02:15.000 How many fucking guys are not good friends with their brothers and their family because the wife's always in the way?
00:02:19.000 Faltery will ruin any institution, including the royal family of the United Kingdom.
00:02:23.000 The most famous royal family on earth was destroyed by the forces of Faltery because he didn't have the PhD course.
00:02:30.000 It's my fault.
00:02:30.000 If I would have said it with a PhD course, none of this would have happened.