Tate Speech - February 02, 2020


EP126 - Tate on Celibate in Thailand

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EP123 - Tate on the Royal Family EP128 - Tate on Borderline Personality Disorder

Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

222.53

Word count

1,758

Sentence count

134


Transcript

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00:00:08.000 I am the most celibate man in Thailand.
00:00:10.000 I'm sure I'm the only man who's ever lived in Thailand and gone weeks without fucking.
00:00:14.000 I must be the only man who's ever done it.
00:00:16.000 Every other man I ever know who's ever gone has fucked Thai girls.
00:00:18.000 And they're all like, oh, well, it's just fun.
00:00:20.000 Or they lie and go, oh, well, I fucked a Thai girl, but she's not a prostitute.
00:00:24.000 Shut up.
00:00:29.000 There is one country in the world where I remain celibate, and it's the country in the world where nobody else remains celibate because I am a superior being to most humans.
00:00:39.000 Some child is outside enjoying their life, playing with toys and smiling in the sunshine and having fun.
00:00:47.000 I hate happiness.
00:00:48.000 I hate happy children.
00:00:50.000 Anyway, you're all losers.
00:00:53.000 We've discussed this before.
00:00:54.000 I'm the king of the world.
00:00:56.000 And I am the only man who goes to Thailand without fucking Thai girls.
00:01:03.000 I've been to Thailand 15 times, maybe, when I was fighting.
00:01:07.000 I lived there for almost a year.
00:01:08.000 I know Thailand inside out, and I have never slept with a Thai girl in my life, ever.
00:01:13.000 Never once.
00:01:14.000 I've never slept with a Thai girl because they're fucking ugly, and on top of being ugly, they're whores.
00:01:18.000 And why would I want to fuck an ugly girl who everyone can fuck?
00:01:21.000 How can you sleep with a girl when you get to walk around and see all the other men who have probably fucked her?
00:01:26.000 It's disgusting, it's repulsive, it's extremely unattractive.
00:01:29.000 But most of you losers think with your dick, you go there anyway, you get a little bit drunk, and you pay money.
00:01:37.000 It's embarrassing.
00:01:39.000 Sex is more than just getting your dick wet.
00:01:41.000 Sex is about the woman adoring you and Respecting your physical prowess.
00:01:45.000 That's what it's about.
00:01:46.000 I'm not paying some bitch.
00:01:47.000 I've never paid for sex in my life.
00:01:48.000 Never in my life have I ever paid a female to like me.
00:01:51.000 And I will certainly never start with a fucking ugly Thai chick.
00:01:56.000 When I was in Thailand, the only girls you see which are of acceptable standard are the tourists.
00:02:00.000 Tourists from Russia or Ukraine, because Russian Ukrainian girls are pretty good looking.
00:02:03.000 But even then, they're not at the same quality they would be in Moscow.
00:02:07.000 If you meet a girl from Moscow and Thailand, her manicure is not on point.
00:02:09.000 She hasn't got a dress on.
00:02:10.000 She's not wearing heels.
00:02:12.000 Like, if I want a Russian girl, I'll go to Moscow.
00:02:13.000 Why the fuck I want to go to Thailand and wait for some tourists to turn up?
00:02:16.000 It's bullshit.
00:02:16.000 Thailand's bullshit.
00:02:17.000 But dudes still go there and dudes love the place.
00:02:20.000 I love Thailand because it's the only place they can fucking get some female adoration for their tiny budget.
00:02:25.000 Because most of you dudes are not only losers and shit with women, you're also fucking broke.
00:02:28.000 So you add that all together and you combine it and ta da, Thailand's the perfect combination.
00:02:32.000 $20 hooker bullshit.
00:02:34.000 I am the most celibate man in Thailand.
00:02:36.000 I'm sure I'm the only man who's ever lived in Thailand and gone weeks without fucking.
00:02:40.000 I must be the only man who's ever done it.
00:02:41.000 Every other man I ever know who's ever gone has fucked Thai girls.
00:02:44.000 And they're all like, oh, it's just fun.
00:02:46.000 Or they lie and go, oh, well, I fucked a tiger, but she's not a prostitute.
00:02:50.000 Shut up.
00:02:51.000 Fucking shut up.
00:02:52.000 They're all prostitutes.
00:02:53.000 They ain't fucking you if they're not a prostitute, you fucking worm.
00:02:55.000 You're a loser.
00:02:57.000 I actually like Thailand as a country.
00:02:59.000 I'm not shitting on Thailand, I don't mind it as a place.
00:03:01.000 The only problem with Thailand is the people who go there.
00:03:03.000 My problem with Thailand is it's full of fucking foreign losers.
00:03:07.000 Thailand is such a unique place, whereas people think they go there and they change somehow.
00:03:12.000 Like, if I go to Spain, I don't come back and pretend I'm a new person.
00:03:17.000 But when people go to Thailand, they come back, oh, I learned so much about myself.
00:03:20.000 And, you know, it was like I went to the Buddha and I got burlesque.
00:03:24.000 The Buddha doesn't give a fuck about you.
00:03:27.000 If that kid doesn't stop having fun in the middle of my tape speeches, Buddha doesn't give a fuck about you.
00:03:33.000 Buddha doesn't care.
00:03:34.000 The priest, how many stupid bimbo, backpacking, broke ass nomad losers have walked up to the priest and said, bless me, and him just go, a thousand a day?
00:03:45.000 You think he'd even remember your face?
00:03:47.000 You think if you got cancer, he'd give a solitary shit?
00:03:50.000 He doesn't care about you.
00:03:51.000 He ain't blessed you with nothing.
00:03:52.000 He just wants the fucking donation.
00:03:54.000 He wants something in the tip jar.
00:03:55.000 You probably didn't even leave a tip because you're a tight ass.
00:03:57.000 These people don't care about you.
00:03:58.000 You're a fucking payday to them.
00:03:59.000 And they're going to sit there and pretend you learned something.
00:04:01.000 You didn't learn a motherfucking thing.
00:04:04.000 You are the same geek when you come back from Thailand that you were when you fucking landed.
00:04:09.000 You didn't learn anything.
00:04:10.000 And I can't stand people who go there for a variety of reasons.
00:04:13.000 One is the whole spiritual bullshit.
00:04:15.000 Two is the fact that every dude can't resist banging fucking ugly ass chicks because they're not hot.
00:04:19.000 They really aren't.
00:04:20.000 And a caveat to that is that Thailand, especially Bangkok, isn't poor.
00:04:25.000 Bangkok is a very rich city full of millionaires.
00:04:27.000 If you're like a nine or a 10, if you're a Thai girl and you're legitimately hot and you decide you want to be a prostitute, you're going to be fucking millionaire Thai guys.
00:04:34.000 You're not fucking some Western dude for 20 bucks.
00:04:36.000 You're not doing that.
00:04:37.000 So that's how I know you only bang fours and fives because they're the only ones who are going to fuck some Western dude for your fucking budget.
00:04:43.000 Next thing I can't say about Thailand is how tight and stingy everyone is.
00:04:46.000 Everyone's so fucking broke there.
00:04:48.000 Everyone goes Thailand backpacking and thinks that the number one goal is not the quality of travel, it's the quantity of travel.
00:04:54.000 Make it last as long as humanly possible.
00:04:56.000 Delay, delay, delay.
00:04:57.000 Be a little fucking tight ass and save every penny and just long it out.
00:05:02.000 This is a God's Honest True story.
00:05:03.000 Koh Samui, Thailand, it was about 100 degrees outside, 30 degrees, let's say, Celsius.
00:05:08.000 There's a woman with a fucking stick and two baskets full of water walking along the beach.
00:05:14.000 A 60 year old woman walking along the beach with water.
00:05:17.000 And I was standing there and I, oh, water.
00:05:19.000 I went up to buy some water.
00:05:19.000 And these two fucking bitches, these two chicks from fucking Canada, I think they were, come up to her and go, um, how much is the water?
00:05:26.000 I can't remember what she said, 20 baht or something.
00:05:28.000 Oh, and if we buy three, can we have three for 50 baht?
00:05:32.000 And I turned and said, you're going to fucking haggle with an old lady carrying water in the hot sun over 10 fucking baht?
00:05:39.000 That's like fucking.
00:05:40.000 30 cents, 30p.
00:05:42.000 You're gonna haggle with an old lady carrying more than you could probably fucking lift in the hot sun up and down the beach.
00:05:48.000 You're gonna haggle her for water?
00:05:49.000 What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:05:51.000 And I said that, and these two girls were like, and walked off, all like, oh, like I was the crazy one.
00:05:57.000 What the fuck is wrong with people?
00:05:59.000 Give the woman her fucking money.
00:06:01.000 You're gonna go to Thailand, and you're gonna fucking haggle the locals over 10 cents in the hot sun so you can delay your trip and extend it as long as possible to update posts about how spiritual and how much you've learned and how much you love the local people and how good a person you are.
00:06:13.000 You're a fucking dickhead.
00:06:15.000 You're a moron.
00:06:16.000 Pay the fucking fee.
00:06:17.000 I gave her 100 baht for one bottle of water.
00:06:19.000 Ta da.
00:06:20.000 Tip.
00:06:20.000 Because I don't know many grandmas who can walk up and down the fucking beach with 40 kilos of water on their back.
00:06:26.000 Everyone who goes traveling in Thailand is a fucking dickhead.
00:06:28.000 They're either a stingy ass moron, they're some spiritual ass hippie bullshit, or they're there drinking whiskey and fucking a bunch of threes who got hepatitis.
00:06:37.000 The whole place is a beautiful country, and Thai people as a whole are quite nice.
00:06:41.000 They're extremely accommodating considering the bullshit we do there.
00:06:44.000 And I do enjoy visiting it, but I can't stand the Westerners who turn up.
00:06:48.000 When I go to Thailand, I'm celibate, I don't fuck anything, or I import my girl with me.
00:06:52.000 I'll go and I'll fly in two or three of my girlfriends and I'll meet them there.
00:06:55.000 I train every day, I beat the shit out of people, I look at the pretty nature, and then I leave.
00:06:59.000 That's how you enjoy Thailand.
00:07:00.000 Anyone who goes to Thailand and does it any other way other than my way is obviously a failure because it's my way or the highway.
00:07:05.000 I am the king of earth, and everything I do is correct.
00:07:07.000 If you do it any other way except the exact way I do it, you're a fucking failure.
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