Tate Speech - March 05, 2020


EP130 - Tate on Meghan Markle

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Mentioned
EP128 - Tate on Borderline Personality Disorder EP134 - Tate on The Truth About Corona Virus

Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

202.95

Word count

619

Sentence count

68


Transcript

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00:00:08.000 Every day I get emails from people saying, Tate, do a Tate speech on Meghan Markle.
00:00:12.000 What do you want me to say about this?
00:00:15.000 Every day there's new news.
00:00:17.000 More thoughtery appears.
00:00:18.000 Thoughtery destroys institutions.
00:00:20.000 I've said this before.
00:00:21.000 She's a.
00:00:22.000 Megan's.
00:00:23.000 Is this going to give me a strike?
00:00:24.000 Am I allowed to say this?
00:00:26.000 Am I allowed to say Megan's a?
00:00:28.000 Fuck it.
00:00:28.000 Release it.
00:00:30.000 Megan, you are a promiscuous female.
00:00:35.000 There you go.
00:00:36.000 So you got round the ban.
00:00:38.000 What do people want me to say?
00:00:39.000 Hey, did you hear what Megan did?
00:00:41.000 Listen.
00:00:41.000 Prince Harry is a pussy.
00:00:43.000 He's a little bitch.
00:00:45.000 He got with a woman who's exploiting him.
00:00:47.000 I know all you guys are sitting there watching it and going, ha ha ha ha.
00:00:50.000 The truth is, most you pussies are with a woman who exploits you just the fucking same.
00:00:55.000 There ain't no G's left.
00:00:57.000 We all know if I was Prince, the level of pimping.
00:01:03.000 They'd kick me out the Royal.
00:01:04.000 I wouldn't be asking to leave, they'd be kicking me out.
00:01:07.000 It would be incredible.
00:01:09.000 Girls with His Royal Highness Tate tattooed all over their titties.
00:01:14.000 I ain't playing games.
00:01:15.000 I'm a fucking G.
00:01:16.000 I got girls putting tattoos.
00:01:17.000 I ain't even the prince of nothing.
00:01:19.000 This dude's a pussy, old.
00:01:20.000 What do you want me to say?
00:01:21.000 Dude's a pussy.
00:01:22.000 She's a hoe.
00:01:23.000 I mean, sorry.
00:01:24.000 Promiscuous female.
00:01:25.000 She's exploiting him the same way that your stupid girlfriend exploits you.
00:01:28.000 What the fuck do you want me to say about it?
00:01:29.000 She managed to make him quit being a prince.
00:01:32.000 So?
00:01:33.000 Most women get their men in some sexless marriage while he's working his ass off paying the bills while she's fucking the gardener and he pretends he doesn't notice for years.
00:01:44.000 Making a dude stop being a prince ain't even as hard as the shit that most women do to men.
00:01:47.000 It ain't even that difficult.
00:01:49.000 She's just using basic female tactics.
00:01:51.000 Get in a bad mood about nothing, deny him the pussy.
00:01:54.000 And this is what happens when you get attached to one pussy.
00:01:57.000 Look, you can try that game with me.
00:01:58.000 Oh, mate, you know, I don't like the way you've been.
00:02:00.000 We ain't going to fuck.
00:02:01.000 Good.
00:02:01.000 I'm glad we ain't going to fuck because I fucked three times today and I got two more to see.
00:02:05.000 My dick hurts.
00:02:05.000 I don't want to fuck.
00:02:07.000 Bye.
00:02:08.000 Anyway, so now Megan got an email saying, Did you know that Megan is using her fame to try and get into Hollywood again?
00:02:16.000 Duh.
00:02:17.000 Well, you think she married him because she likes ginger penis?
00:02:20.000 You think she's always been spending her whole life dreaming of a dick with ginger hair all around it?
00:02:25.000 Oh, that's why I want to marry him.
00:02:26.000 I love ginger dick.
00:02:27.000 No, she wanted fucking status.
00:02:29.000 Of course she did.
00:02:30.000 She's been getting gangbanged by NBA stars.
00:02:32.000 You think Prince fucking Harry is going to be able to satisfy that gaping hole?
00:02:36.000 It's like waving an umbrella in a motherfucking tunnel.
00:02:38.000 Do not message me about Meghan Markle anymore.
00:02:42.000 She is a promiscuous female.
00:02:44.000 PF.
00:02:45.000 And she ain't worth shit.
00:02:46.000 But Prince Harry's a dickhead and he ain't worth shit.
00:02:49.000 He can be the prince and he can still be a complete pussy, as proven.
00:02:53.000 And this is here, here we are.
00:02:54.000 This is the world we live in now.
00:02:55.000 All the men are bitches, except for me.
00:02:57.000 I'm the only man left that doesn't take shit from these hoes.
00:02:59.000 That's why they're lining up.
00:03:00.000 Lining up!
00:03:01.000 We can take the camera right now outside, there'll be a line of hoes.