Tate Speech - April 03, 2020


EP134 - Tate on The Truth About Corona Virus

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Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

239.09

Word count

526

Sentence count

45


Transcript

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00:00:07.000 I'm gonna tell you something about corona that logic dictates that none of you have fucking thought about.
00:00:11.000 Four out of five people are asymptomatic.
00:00:13.000 That means four out of five people show no symptoms at all.
00:00:16.000 I've had women, because I've got bitches all around the world, I've had women in Dubai, I've had women in different countries message me, oh my god, I have corona with a positive test.
00:00:24.000 They ain't lying to me.
00:00:25.000 Positive corona test, picture.
00:00:26.000 They start freaking out, crying, send me voice notes, crying, everything.
00:00:30.000 Two days later, I'm like, are you okay?
00:00:31.000 They're like, yeah, I've got a little bit of a sore throat, I feel fine.
00:00:33.000 A day later, done.
00:00:34.000 Yeah, I'm totally fine now.
00:00:36.000 Hardly any symptoms at all.
00:00:38.000 When you see these long threads on Twitter of people going, I caught Corona, the next day my temperature was so high.
00:00:43.000 They're just idiots, attention-seeking pussies.
00:00:46.000 That's what they are.
00:00:47.000 A 104-year-old man just beat Corona.
00:00:49.000 I saw it on fucking Twitter.
00:00:51.000 They gave me their pussies.
00:00:52.000 I caught Corona and then my vagina started to hurt because they're bitches.
00:00:55.000 Because I know these girls who were sending me their positive tests.
00:00:58.000 They ain't Iron Men.
00:00:59.000 They ain't strong like me.
00:01:00.000 These are, I fucked these hoes.
00:01:01.000 I know these hoes.
00:01:02.000 They ain't strong.
00:01:03.000 And now they got the sore throat.
00:01:04.000 So, logic dictates if four out of five people are acid tobacco.
00:01:07.000 Do you know what that means?
00:01:08.000 That means more people must have had the virus than they tell us.
00:01:11.000 If four out of five people can get sick and it doesn't, and nobody notices because there's no symptoms, how would they have caught the virus instantly?
00:01:18.000 They're saying it still happened in November, December.
00:01:20.000 But if a virus starts appearing in November, December and four out of five people aren't even getting sick, how would the World Health Organization and everyone jump all over it?
00:01:26.000 They wouldn't.
00:01:27.000 I guarantee this virus has been around for ages, been around since last year.
00:01:31.000 In fact, I remember December last year, I had a sore throat for two days.
00:01:34.000 And that's unusual for someone as perfect as I.
00:01:36.000 I was sitting there thinking, what the fuck, a sore throat to the man?
00:01:40.000 So I already had Corona.
00:01:42.000 All of you have already had Corona.
00:01:43.000 Loads of people have already had Corona.
00:01:45.000 It's been around for ages.
00:01:46.000 Four out of five people don't even notice they're properly sick.
00:01:49.000 That day you went to work and you felt a little bit shit, you had a little bit of a dry throat, you had Corona.
00:01:52.000 Now you're over it.
00:01:53.000 Everyone's had Corona, meaning this entire lockdown is a waste of time.
00:01:57.000 I'm in Stockholm, Sweden, because Booker WrestleMania where I live is completely locked down.
00:02:00.000 Stockholm isn't.
00:02:01.000 And I've come here, I'm running around the world, I'm kissing bitches, I'm drinking vodka, doing whatever the fuck I want, and I'm not getting sick because I already fucking had it.
00:02:07.000 Everyone's already had it, so putting people in their houses is a waste of time.
00:02:11.000 This Corona thing is bullshit.