Tate Speech - May 03, 2020


EP138 - Tate on The Best Instagram in the World

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Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

213.66

Word count

1,022

Sentence count

113


Transcript

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00:00:08.000 So, I get asked a lot about my Instagram, which you can see here at Cobra Tate, because I write poems on my Instagram.
00:00:16.000 Because I'm a G like that, and I can do these things.
00:00:19.000 So, a lot of people come to me and say, Your poems, they're shit.
00:00:24.000 And I disagree.
00:00:25.000 My poems are not shit.
00:00:26.000 My poems are good.
00:00:27.000 And then I've concluded these low IQ people cannot read them in the correct timing that I write them in, because they're low IQ people.
00:00:35.000 So, what I'm going to do is I'm going to recite some of my poems for you, and I'm going to show you the picture.
00:00:40.000 Here next to me.
00:00:41.000 And you can go to my Instagram and you can read all my beautiful poems.
00:00:43.000 And when you read my poems, you should be able to sit there and understand ah, this does make sense when Tate says it.
00:00:49.000 We're just not as smart as Tate.
00:00:50.000 So we're gonna start with this one, which is me in my war room, drunk with my Glock pointed at a bitch.
00:00:56.000 Cause I'm a gangster like that.
00:00:58.000 She's taking my heart and using a blade.
00:01:00.000 She's afraid if I keep it, she's gonna get played.
00:01:02.000 Dismayed that I strayed, pimping grenade.
00:01:04.000 Wanna hurt me, bitch?
00:01:06.000 How about we trade?
00:01:07.000 Look mean, heart clean, gun doesn't miss.
00:01:10.000 Do damage with the bullet, do death with a kiss.
00:01:12.000 Reminisce on the blitz before the dismiss.
00:01:15.000 Glam and glitz was a lie, and so was the bliss.
00:01:17.000 Waving that thing, you almost look cute.
00:01:19.000 You'll need to touch up that lipstick after I shoot.
00:01:22.000 I got a cleanup crew already en route.
00:01:24.000 So tell me how we're gonna end this dispute.
00:01:26.000 What's it gonna be?
00:01:27.000 Wanna die or no?
00:01:29.000 I don't give a fuck, baby.
00:01:30.000 I'm ready to go.
00:01:31.000 We can end right here.
00:01:32.000 You slice, I blow.
00:01:33.000 You'll be Juliet, and I'll be Romeo.
00:01:37.000 That's gangster.
00:01:38.000 That poem's gangster.
00:01:39.000 It's like Romeo, Juliet.
00:01:41.000 We can kill.
00:01:41.000 I'll kill you, bitch.
00:01:42.000 You kill me.
00:01:42.000 I don't give a fuck.
00:01:43.000 I'm a gangster.
00:01:44.000 That's gee.
00:01:45.000 You ain't wrote nothing like that on your fucking Instagram.
00:01:46.000 Of course not.
00:01:48.000 Next.
00:01:49.000 Let's find another poem.
00:01:50.000 We're at random finding poems.
00:01:54.000 I'm too flashy, too flash.
00:01:55.000 You say I ain't classy, although I got cash.
00:01:57.000 I buy expensive cigars, though they all taste the same.
00:02:00.000 Trying to burn this money is the name of the game.
00:02:02.000 I'm too big, too strong.
00:02:04.000 You say I hit you too hard and fuck you too long.
00:02:06.000 I eat millionaire macaroni, bitch say cheese.
00:02:09.000 You don't get dick without thank you and please.
00:02:12.000 Ho, I love you, so we do it together.
00:02:15.000 Better do as you're told to stay mine forever.
00:02:17.000 Come rain, come shine, bitch, whatever the weather.
00:02:19.000 Life's been worse and it's still getting better.
00:02:22.000 Ho, I love you, so I'm giving diamonds and rings.
00:02:25.000 I kind of miss being broke, so I buy expensive things.
00:02:27.000 Trying to kill off this money to go back to the start when I had no car, no money, just a love in your heart.
00:02:36.000 All my, you know what?
00:02:37.000 All my Instagram, all the bitches are like, is this poem for me?
00:02:40.000 I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's for you.
00:02:42.000 I wrote it for you, ho.
00:02:43.000 Never spoke to you in my life.
00:02:45.000 Every poem I put up, every time I put up a poem, my inbox blows up.
00:02:50.000 Especially if I put up one about like missing an ex or something.
00:02:53.000 And every X thinks it's them.
00:02:54.000 There's none of them bitches.
00:02:56.000 Let me find the next one.
00:02:58.000 I know you don't believe that counting money gets boring.
00:03:00.000 I'm earning from warring, but it's you I'm adoring.
00:03:02.000 I'm out in the streets while my enemy's snoring.
00:03:05.000 Cash money's scoring and pussy exploring.
00:03:07.000 I implore you, baby.
00:03:09.000 I miss your touch.
00:03:10.000 I love like a gangsta and feel too much.
00:03:12.000 I think of your face when I fuck these sluts.
00:03:14.000 I'm a full grown man and I still gotta fuck.
00:03:17.000 My phone rings and it's cash.
00:03:18.000 It's never your name.
00:03:19.000 I only got rich so we could enjoy the game.
00:03:21.000 I'm left here alone with some money and fame.
00:03:24.000 I'm a big man and I can handle the blame.
00:03:26.000 But I can't forget who I love, that's not my style.
00:03:28.000 Let's do something we haven't done in a while.
00:03:30.000 I'll buy you something, baby, let's spend the pile.
00:03:32.000 I'll pay whatever it takes to make you smile.
00:03:36.000 Really?
00:03:37.000 Yeah, bitch, really.
00:03:38.000 Let's see what else.
00:03:40.000 Here we go, one more.
00:03:42.000 One more.
00:03:43.000 The kind of insta poems that the hoes love.
00:03:46.000 Ready?
00:03:47.000 We had it all to lose, we had it all to gain.
00:03:50.000 I know it hurts when you hear my name.
00:03:52.000 There's no sun without rain, no joy without pain.
00:03:55.000 Whoever made souls made ours the same.
00:03:57.000 Distance kills fake love and shows you what's real.
00:04:00.000 I know the deal, I can play Heart of Steel.
00:04:02.000 The distance seems to make it so much harder to heal.
00:04:05.000 Give me one more night of your touch, just one more feel.
00:04:08.000 I'm fucking some bitch and pretending it's you.
00:04:10.000 I fuck a new one each day since we said we were through.
00:04:13.000 I check my inbox and I just tear through the queue.
00:04:15.000 I can't sleep at night.
00:04:17.000 What else should I do?
00:04:18.000 I'm kissing this bitch and remember your lips.
00:04:20.000 I'm missing your touch while she's sucking this dick.
00:04:22.000 Called Battle Scars, girl.
00:04:23.000 I guess I finally got hit.
00:04:25.000 But I'm a champion and I'm made for this shit.
00:04:27.000 I remember when I posted that exact one.
00:04:29.000 I had like three X's.
00:04:31.000 Because what I'm basically saying is, because all these girls are like, oh, I split up and he's fucking all these girls.
00:04:36.000 And then I put the poem up.
00:04:37.000 He's like, he's fucking these girls, but he really is just because he's sad.
00:04:39.000 Because he misses me, and then they get fucked again, and then everyone's getting fucked, and I'm fucking everyone, and ha My poems are gangster.