Tate Speech - May 05, 2020


Your Moms House vs Lord Tate

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Natasha Legero Diane Moshe Kashner Tom Lancas Plenty Natasha Ligero Tom Christina Aston Martin Sam Tripoli Bobby Lee Tom Lycus AMG S63 McLaren Stan Mike Tosh
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Episode Stats


Length

36 minutes

Words per minute

202.37

Word count

7,309

Sentence count

883


Transcript

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00:00:01.000 Because I'm trying out a webinar tape speech for the first time ever.
00:00:04.000 So I'm hoping this is going to work.
00:00:05.000 I'm hoping you can hear the YouTube video and you can hear my voice because it's come to my attention that I have ended up on your mom's house podcast.
00:00:17.000 I've never heard of your mom's house, but they're obviously pretty big.
00:00:20.000 And they talk about some of my tape speech videos.
00:00:23.000 And I thought before I watch what they say, I should probably record my reaction because I guarantee my reaction is hilarious because I'm hilarious.
00:00:32.000 And I don't want to have to try and imitate it the second time.
00:00:35.000 So let me do it the first time and do it right.
00:00:36.000 So here I am.
00:00:38.000 I've got webinar software, blah, blah, blah.
00:00:41.000 And we're going to try this.
00:00:43.000 I've already read through the comments a little bit.
00:00:45.000 Cobra takes the realist, obviously.
00:00:46.000 I have a lot of good points, obviously.
00:00:48.000 And then there's a whole bunch of worms saying, I don't know.
00:00:53.000 Natasha saying men are the ones that are.
00:00:55.000 Oh, yeah.
00:00:55.000 So I've already learned from the comments that Natasha, I know nothing about this podcast.
00:01:02.000 I'm guessing these two, the man and the woman, are together.
00:01:04.000 And Natasha has already cheated on the dude.
00:01:06.000 And he took her back because people are already saying, Why are you mentioning cheating when your girl fucked another guy?
00:01:11.000 So that's what they're already talking about.
00:01:14.000 I think that's my assumption.
00:01:17.000 I don't want to, you know, I don't want to get too mixed up in that, my friend.
00:01:21.000 If you've taken back your cheating girl, that's your problem.
00:01:23.000 But I think that's what people are saying.
00:01:24.000 But anyway, we're going to watch the clip.
00:01:27.000 Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen.
00:01:28.000 Here we go.
00:01:29.000 I've got a cup of tea here, you know, in case I get thirsty on my quest.
00:01:35.000 This is not the first podcast.
00:01:37.000 To find my hate speech channel and take it ultra seriously and get offended by it.
00:01:41.000 I think, in fact, this might be the hundredth.
00:01:43.000 Lots of people find my channel either fascinating or offensive.
00:01:50.000 So I'm kind of used to it.
00:01:52.000 And, you know, I've got thick skin.
00:01:53.000 So I'm in the game.
00:01:55.000 There's no point going on the internet if you don't understand, people are going to make fun of you.
00:01:59.000 That's how it goes.
00:02:00.000 I mean, people are making fun of this dude because his chick sucked another dick and he's still on the internet.
00:02:04.000 So just got to roll the punches.
00:02:08.000 So, here we go.
00:02:14.000 I think that it can, like, just having space.
00:02:19.000 I have no idea who these people are.
00:02:21.000 Literally no idea.
00:02:23.000 Natasha Legero, Moshe Kashner.
00:02:26.000 Natasha Legero, American actress.
00:02:31.000 Okay.
00:02:31.000 What does she do?
00:02:33.000 Comedian.
00:02:35.000 MTV's The 70s House, 2005.
00:02:41.000 I guess, I mean, obviously she.
00:02:44.000 Sub Saharan Africa.
00:02:45.000 What?
00:02:46.000 Okay.
00:02:47.000 You're not Sub Saharan.
00:02:49.000 Okay, so she's a comedian who used to be in a TV show, is no longer in a TV show.
00:02:54.000 And fuck knows, where are we?
00:02:56.000 Because we've got two to go through.
00:02:57.000 Moshe Kashner.
00:02:58.000 I guess this is another comedian that no one gives a shit about.
00:03:01.000 American stand up comedian.
00:03:02.000 Yeah, two comedians no one cares about.
00:03:04.000 Oh my gosh.
00:03:09.000 Why?
00:03:10.000 Why do you look like that?
00:03:12.000 You're a man.
00:03:14.000 You know, like, because you can, you know, go to the gym and put on some muscle mass.
00:03:18.000 You don't have to look like that.
00:03:19.000 That's a choice.
00:03:22.000 Strange.
00:03:23.000 Right.
00:03:23.000 Okay.
00:03:23.000 So these are the people who are mocking the four time kickboxing world champion, multimillionaire badass, Andrew Tate.
00:03:28.000 So let's continue.
00:03:30.000 Yeah.
00:03:30.000 You can sometimes think, that's why in the moment, I never like having, like, he's so good in the moment, but I need time to think about what I think.
00:03:36.000 And for me, like, since that conversation, I've.
00:03:40.000 Boring.
00:03:41.000 Boring.
00:03:42.000 Do you use condoms?
00:03:43.000 Wait.
00:03:44.000 Tom Christina, is this the people who cheated?
00:03:46.000 Natasha saying the men's the ones that are in class.
00:03:48.000 No, Natasha's the other one.
00:03:49.000 So it's not these two.
00:03:51.000 So, okay, so this bitch, sorry, I don't want to get banned.
00:03:55.000 This female is the cheating one.
00:03:57.000 The one who was on that 70s show is sucking dick.
00:04:00.000 Is she married to this guy?
00:04:02.000 Are they married?
00:04:04.000 Because he looks like the kind of dude who would get cheated on.
00:04:06.000 Let's cut the book.
00:04:07.000 Let's cut.
00:04:08.000 Come on.
00:04:10.000 He's the kind of guy who gets cheated on.
00:04:12.000 Are these two married?
00:04:14.000 Does it say you're their spouse?
00:04:17.000 Does he have a spouse?
00:04:18.000 Yes.
00:04:19.000 Okay.
00:04:20.000 So now it's all starting to make sense.
00:04:22.000 So this chick is married to this dork and she cheats on him.
00:04:27.000 Okay.
00:04:28.000 I thought it was the main hosts, the old people.
00:04:31.000 The old couple.
00:04:32.000 But no, it's not the old couple.
00:04:33.000 It's these guests.
00:04:36.000 And that's what they're talking about in the comments.
00:04:38.000 Now it makes sense.
00:04:39.000 So when I said there's no need to look like this as a full grown adult man, you can do something about it.
00:04:46.000 This.
00:04:47.000 Here.
00:04:49.000 Obviously, Natasha agrees with me because she went to suck another dick.
00:04:52.000 So she obviously knows I'm right.
00:04:54.000 Okay.
00:04:55.000 I'm starting to get to the grips.
00:04:56.000 Okay.
00:04:57.000 Okay.
00:04:58.000 He's so good in the moment, but I need time to talk about what I think.
00:05:02.000 Boring.
00:05:03.000 That's great.
00:05:03.000 She didn't want to know.
00:05:04.000 So he's the main host.
00:05:06.000 That's showing you huge respect.
00:05:08.000 Boring.
00:05:09.000 They're not allowed.
00:05:10.000 Boring.
00:05:10.000 Dust.
00:05:11.000 Yeah.
00:05:11.000 He's just going to take your penis in dust.
00:05:14.000 If you ever choose to meet another suitor, I think I have the guy.
00:05:20.000 Women.
00:05:21.000 Let's cut to the chase here.
00:05:22.000 Here we go.
00:05:23.000 Women should clean up.
00:05:25.000 They should.
00:05:27.000 I stand by my statement.
00:05:29.000 Women should clean up.
00:05:31.000 I absolutely stand by my statement and I stand by everything I said in that video.
00:05:35.000 Oh, yeah, by the way, a lot of people are saying my house is a green screen.
00:05:39.000 Why are they saying my house is a green screen?
00:05:41.000 My house is not a green screen.
00:05:42.000 Do I have to throw something to prove the background's real?
00:05:44.000 I don't really want to throw a cup.
00:05:45.000 I'll throw this bottle cap I found.
00:05:49.000 My house is real.
00:05:52.000 It's a nice house.
00:05:53.000 I'm a rich guy.
00:05:55.000 Okay, so yeah.
00:05:56.000 Women should clean.
00:05:57.000 I stand by my statement.
00:05:58.000 Not only should women clean up, women should clean up unprompted.
00:06:01.000 True.
00:06:01.000 And I'm going to tell you why.
00:06:03.000 Oh, okay, snake arm.
00:06:04.000 It's very, very simple.
00:06:06.000 Yeah, snake arm.
00:06:06.000 And the reason I have a snake on my arm is because as a kickboxing world champion, King Cobra was my fight name.
00:06:14.000 I think that's a pretty good reason to get a tattoo.
00:06:15.000 I mean, that's a better reason to get a tattoo than most bimbos get tattoos or most people get tattoos.
00:06:20.000 Oh, I just really thought, you know, the idea of, you know, the Sagittarius sign in a moon because, uh, dedicating your life to your craft and becoming a world champion to something and having a nickname for it is a pretty good reason to get a tattoo.
00:06:32.000 I think most people who watch this video would agree.
00:06:36.000 But uh, wait, who said snake arm?
00:06:37.000 Was it the girl who cheats?
00:06:39.000 Because there was a bit, there was a little bit of a tinge of the voice.
00:06:43.000 I'm a professional, I got a PhD that's a pimp and hose degree, and it's like, all right, snake arm, it's the kind of thing that girls say just before they suck dick.
00:06:50.000 The way she said it was like, you know, it was she's horny.
00:06:54.000 So if it's the cheating one, I'm in.
00:06:56.000 If it's the one who cheats, I'm in there.
00:06:58.000 Wait, should women clean up?
00:06:59.000 Women should clean up unprompted, and I'm gonna tell you why.
00:07:02.000 Okay, snake arm, yeah, it's the cheating one.
00:07:06.000 Listen to the way she says it, we're gonna go back one more time.
00:07:08.000 Because she wants me.
00:07:09.000 So now we know for the rest of this episode that she's obsessed with me.
00:07:13.000 She's already broadcasted that she wants me right in front of her husband, who she's already cheated on.
00:07:17.000 And he's sitting there just laughing.
00:07:20.000 Love you.
00:07:22.000 Very funny.
00:07:23.000 Won't be funny when I'm finished with her, friend.
00:07:26.000 One more time.
00:07:26.000 Listen, listen, listen.
00:07:28.000 On a one to 10, we're going to give it a score of horniness.
00:07:32.000 10 being the most, obviously, one being the less.
00:07:35.000 Women should clean up unprompted.
00:07:37.000 And I'm going to tell you why.
00:07:38.000 Oh, okay.
00:07:39.000 Snake arm.
00:07:40.000 10.
00:07:41.000 10.
00:07:42.000 Okay.
00:07:43.000 We live in a world where things need to be fair, 50 50, gender equality, blah blah.
00:07:48.000 I pay for things unprompted.
00:07:51.000 You don't have to ask me to pay for shit.
00:07:53.000 True.
00:07:53.000 If we go for dinner, I'll get my wool out, pay at the end.
00:07:56.000 Don't even check the price of the bill, my card always works.
00:07:58.000 True.
00:08:01.000 Why are they laughing now?
00:08:02.000 My card always works.
00:08:02.000 It does always work.
00:08:04.000 It always works.
00:08:05.000 There's lots of money on it.
00:08:09.000 Unprompted, if you're with me, your life is effectively free.
00:08:12.000 Everywhere you eat, everywhere you go, where you sleep, you ain't paying for shit.
00:08:16.000 You ain't getting in my car and I'm asking you for motherfucking gas money.
00:08:20.000 No.
00:08:20.000 I pay for everything.
00:08:22.000 Instantly, as a man.
00:08:23.000 Okay, so the.
00:08:26.000 Is it Tom, the bald guy?
00:08:28.000 That's what's up.
00:08:28.000 So far, he kind of gets it.
00:08:29.000 So I'm trying to just.
00:08:30.000 Because this is difficult for me, because this is the first time I've watched it.
00:08:33.000 I guess I should have watched it first and got some research done, but I didn't do that.
00:08:36.000 So I don't really understand the dynamic.
00:08:38.000 But what I understand thus far is Tom, the old school guy, he kind of agrees with me.
00:08:45.000 We have Natasha, who wants to cheat on her man again with me.
00:08:48.000 And then we have the guy who likes getting cheated on or doesn't like it, but pretends it's okay because what can he do about it?
00:08:54.000 Because he's a geek.
00:08:56.000 Laughing in the corner, pretending it's all a big joke.
00:08:58.000 That's what I understand so far.
00:09:00.000 As a man should.
00:09:01.000 Hell yeah.
00:09:01.000 Yep.
00:09:02.000 So, wait, is this guy from Birmingham, Alabama, or Birmingham, England?
00:09:06.000 This is a very interesting case.
00:09:09.000 He was born in the UK, I believe, lived here, has gone back.
00:09:14.000 No, I was born in the USA and moved to the UK and gone back and forth, but close enough.
00:09:17.000 I appreciate the research into my life.
00:09:20.000 I like that you put a little bit of effort in.
00:09:21.000 I know my accent is mixed because, yeah, I was always going back and forth between the countries, so I do have a mixed accent.
00:09:26.000 And now I live in Romania, so it's a real mess.
00:09:28.000 So, I've never lived in Birmingham, Alabama, or Birmingham, UK, but, you know.
00:09:34.000 It's between the two.
00:09:35.000 Back and forth.
00:09:36.000 I think he's a British national, but he spent a lot of time in the South.
00:09:39.000 Does he have six fingers?
00:09:40.000 Honestly, aside from his kind of like old school views on gender equality, his vibe is very attractive.
00:09:46.000 Yeah.
00:09:47.000 Other than just.
00:09:51.000 Okay.
00:09:53.000 I need a pen and paper to keep up.
00:09:54.000 So now the dude who gets cheated on likes dudes.
00:09:58.000 Okay.
00:09:58.000 This is getting confusing.
00:10:00.000 I've got a piece of paper here.
00:10:02.000 All right.
00:10:02.000 So, okay, let me write this down.
00:10:03.000 So we've got the old school cat who knows about my life, who kind of agrees with me a little bit so far.
00:10:09.000 We've got the girl who likes to cheat who already wants me.
00:10:11.000 And then her husband, who I thought was going to get cucked, now wants me too.
00:10:16.000 So they both want me.
00:10:21.000 Story of my life.
00:10:23.000 Write this down.
00:10:23.000 Everyone, let me write this down because it gets confusing.
00:10:30.000 I just wrote down there, everyone wants you.
00:10:32.000 So I don't forget!
00:10:35.000 His stuff about men and women, the way he says things makes you want to be with him.
00:10:39.000 Look at how clean his house is.
00:10:40.000 Everything.
00:10:40.000 Oh, that's a green screen.
00:10:41.000 I think it's a green screen.
00:10:42.000 Oh, it is?
00:10:43.000 Yeah.
00:10:43.000 We'll figure that out later.
00:10:44.000 Yeah.
00:10:44.000 Well, you can also hear that echo doesn't sound natural for a room like that.
00:10:48.000 Okay, so now they're totally wrong.
00:10:49.000 This is not a green screen.
00:10:51.000 My house is not a green screen.
00:10:53.000 So now they fucked up because what they're saying is this house is nice and it's a green screen and the echo doesn't sound right.
00:10:58.000 Well, I've got high ceilings.
00:10:59.000 I don't know if I can move the camera up.
00:11:01.000 You can see I've got really high ceilings.
00:11:04.000 I'm going to quickly dispel this myth because I'm going to.
00:11:40.000 So that was a little tour of the house I had to do to prove that my house is not a green screen.
00:11:46.000 My house is not a green screen.
00:11:48.000 It's just a nice big house with tall ceilings.
00:11:49.000 So, what we need to start doing is keeping track of the things everyone gets right and gets wrong.
00:11:55.000 So, we're going to write down OD for old dude, OW for old woman, and then CB for cheating.
00:12:04.000 I don't want to say that word again.
00:12:06.000 I can't call her beautiful because she's not cheating.
00:12:10.000 Beatrice, and then C for cock, gay cock, GC.
00:12:14.000 So the old dude was right about me.
00:12:18.000 B to G. I've turned on my Street Fighter game now, it's making loads of noise.
00:12:23.000 Do I have to get up and turn Street Fighter off?
00:12:28.000 Yes.
00:12:29.000 I have to get up and turn off my Street Fighter to prove I didn't have a green screen.
00:12:32.000 This is very annoying.
00:12:33.000 I'm in the middle of recording who got things right and who's got things wrong.
00:12:35.000 Everyone's got a wrong point for the green screen.
00:12:37.000 The green screen ain't real, there's no green screen.
00:12:40.000 Fuck Street Fighter.
00:12:41.000 Okay, let's go.
00:12:41.000 I want to see where he lives.
00:12:42.000 See, he's not.
00:12:44.000 If he was living in here, I'd be a little more impressed.
00:12:46.000 He could fuck us all up.
00:12:47.000 He was a world class kickboxer.
00:12:49.000 Is that true?
00:12:49.000 Oh, shit.
00:12:50.000 I like him.
00:12:51.000 I think he's cool.
00:12:52.000 He seems cool.
00:12:52.000 He seems like a cool guy.
00:12:53.000 Okay, so the cuck likes me.
00:12:54.000 Oh, sorry for.
00:12:55.000 Okay, he likes me.
00:12:56.000 Okay, I'm sorry for everything I said about you.
00:12:57.000 Now you like me.
00:13:00.000 I mean, it's still true, but I shouldn't have said it because now you like me.
00:13:02.000 You're on my team.
00:13:03.000 Yeah, I live here.
00:13:04.000 This is my house.
00:13:05.000 So it's my house.
00:13:07.000 Is he a kickboxer?
00:13:08.000 Yes.
00:13:09.000 He's really cool.
00:13:10.000 Now, when I say this, girls go, well, I don't like.
00:13:12.000 Obviously, she likes me, obviously.
00:13:15.000 We've already established what she wants.
00:13:16.000 I like cleaning.
00:13:17.000 No problem.
00:13:18.000 If you don't like cleaning, here, how about this?
00:13:20.000 I'll clean.
00:13:21.000 And when I say I'll clean, I mean I'll hire someone else to clean.
00:13:24.000 Okay, man.
00:13:24.000 I'll get the house clean.
00:13:25.000 My card always works.
00:13:26.000 And you pay for everything.
00:13:28.000 How about that?
00:13:29.000 Oh, no, you can't do that either, can you?
00:13:30.000 Because you're a fucking moron.
00:13:32.000 And you realize that making money is much harder than getting some fucking dishes.
00:13:35.000 Who is he talking to?
00:13:36.000 There's a lot of women.
00:13:39.000 Okay, a lot of women have hurt him.
00:13:40.000 Now, that's not true, old dude.
00:13:41.000 It's just, you have to understand that my humor point, the way I get my points across, is by exaggeration.
00:13:48.000 And the point remains valid.
00:13:50.000 Anyone who's been in the game as long as me with a PhD knows that the majority of women you meet have no money in the bank.
00:13:56.000 The majority of women are broke.
00:13:57.000 If you say to a woman, like, show me your bank balance, it's always low.
00:14:01.000 They haven't got cash.
00:14:02.000 They're not like men.
00:14:03.000 Men are liquid.
00:14:04.000 We have money.
00:14:04.000 Women don't have money.
00:14:06.000 So the point I'm making is that it's much easier to clean up than it is to become rich.
00:14:09.000 Becoming rich is far harder.
00:14:10.000 I think any man who watches this would agree.
00:14:13.000 I thought the old dude who was kind of cool would agree.
00:14:16.000 But now he's saying women hurt me.
00:14:17.000 Women haven't hurt me.
00:14:17.000 I'm just making the point that they have no money.
00:14:19.000 Women having no money has absolutely nothing to do with my relationship with women, it's just a fact of life.
00:14:23.000 His mommy.
00:14:23.000 His mommy.
00:14:25.000 Why would someone put this online?
00:14:28.000 Voluntarily?
00:14:29.000 To be on our show.
00:14:31.000 Don't you get it?
00:14:32.000 Okay.
00:14:33.000 So the old lady said something.
00:14:34.000 I put this online to be on their show.
00:14:36.000 I don't mind being on the show, you know?
00:14:38.000 And I think my insights are funny.
00:14:39.000 So I put them online because I find myself amusing, in case you were wondering.
00:14:42.000 That's why.
00:14:44.000 And everyone liked me until they thought my house was fake.
00:14:48.000 Everyone was like, yeah, he seems cool.
00:14:49.000 Wow, he's a kickboxer.
00:14:50.000 Yeah.
00:14:50.000 Oh, his house is fake.
00:14:51.000 Oh, why is he putting this online?
00:14:52.000 So as soon as my house was fake, no one likes me.
00:14:55.000 Well, now that my house is real, I expect.
00:14:57.000 Apologies.
00:14:59.000 Issued.
00:15:00.000 Now, the only water I drink is sparkling water because sparkling water is for rich people.
00:15:04.000 I'll tell you why.
00:15:05.000 You can get non carbonated water, still water, from the fucking tap.
00:15:10.000 The government gives you that shit effectively for free.
00:15:14.000 Sam Tripoli over here.
00:15:18.000 Sparkling water you have to buy.
00:15:20.000 So if you only drink sparkling water, you only drink.
00:15:22.000 Is she drinking still a sparkling water right now?
00:15:25.000 It looks still to me.
00:15:27.000 That's why they're unhappy about this video.
00:15:29.000 They're still water drinkers.
00:15:30.000 You only drink rich man's water.
00:15:32.000 I explained this to someone, some bumba club, and of course he replied with the typical book, But I don't like sparkling.
00:15:39.000 You don't like sparkling water?
00:15:40.000 You don't like water?
00:15:41.000 Yeah, but the bubbles!
00:15:44.000 The bubbles?
00:15:45.000 You scared of bubbles, you little bitch?
00:15:48.000 It's true!
00:15:49.000 What about that?
00:15:50.000 Is it true?
00:15:50.000 You're with a full grown man, you're about to go into war.
00:15:53.000 You and him are about to run over the trenches in World War II.
00:15:56.000 And the guy next to you goes, I don't like the bubbles.
00:15:59.000 Would you feel confident in your friend's fighting ability?
00:16:02.000 No!
00:16:03.000 If you're rolling around with dudes who can't handle bubbles in their water, they shouldn't be your friends because they're pussies.
00:16:07.000 If still water gets put in front of me, I drink it.
00:16:10.000 If sparkling water gets put in front of me, I drink it.
00:16:12.000 If I have the choice to order, I order sparkling.
00:16:14.000 My point is if someone will not drink sparkling water out of fear of bubbles, then they have a bigger problem than sparkling water.
00:16:20.000 Their manhood as a whole is an issue.
00:16:24.000 I'm coming on to this guy's team a little bit.
00:16:26.000 Well, guess what?
00:16:26.000 We have a video.
00:16:27.000 These are from The Vault.
00:16:29.000 He has a new video.
00:16:30.000 We're really excited to check it out.
00:16:33.000 So today's topic is girls were baffled by cheating.
00:16:36.000 By what?
00:16:37.000 Cheating on Facebook.
00:16:38.000 I'm looking for a particular post.
00:16:40.000 I'm looking for those fucking bimbos whose man cheated on them.
00:16:43.000 Instead of sitting there like a good woman looking in the mirror and saying, My tits are a little saggy.
00:16:49.000 Okay, wait.
00:16:49.000 So we need to closely analyze the geek's face during this because this is going to be hurting him because this is aimed at him, but the other way around.
00:16:57.000 And I don't listen enough.
00:16:58.000 Of course, that's why he cheated.
00:17:01.000 That's true.
00:17:02.000 What are the dog pictures behind him?
00:17:04.000 The aggressive dog stuff.
00:17:06.000 So that was this house before I renovated it.
00:17:09.000 So they said this is a new video.
00:17:10.000 This is actually a very old video.
00:17:12.000 So it's the same house before renovation because I bought this house and it was ugly and I renovated it.
00:17:16.000 It's not a green screen, which I've already proved.
00:17:18.000 I don't know.
00:17:19.000 But honestly, he's not wrong.
00:17:22.000 He's not wrong.
00:17:22.000 I've studied this, actually.
00:17:24.000 I have a degree in psychology, and they say that about 72% of infidelity in a relationship, what is male generated, is due to saggy titties.
00:17:31.000 That's actually.
00:17:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:33.000 Okay, there we go.
00:17:34.000 I agree.
00:17:34.000 I don't listen.
00:17:35.000 Yeah, I'm not listening.
00:17:36.000 I don't listen.
00:17:36.000 Men are the enemy.
00:17:38.000 Men are pigs.
00:17:39.000 Why did he do it?
00:17:40.000 I can't believe he did it.
00:17:41.000 I'm so confused.
00:17:42.000 What are you confused about, bitch?
00:17:44.000 When's the last time you cooked him dinner?
00:17:46.000 Do you suck dick on demand?
00:17:48.000 Yes or no?
00:17:48.000 Wow.
00:17:49.000 Do you obey?
00:17:51.000 So, the point here is very simple.
00:17:53.000 I use exaggeration to prove my point, but the point is very simple.
00:17:56.000 The majority of women are in relationships where they refuse to have sex with the man, and then they're confused the man cheats.
00:18:01.000 If he's only allowed to have sex with you and you don't have sex with him, he's going to have sex with somebody.
00:18:05.000 What's confusing about that?
00:18:06.000 Absolutely nothing.
00:18:08.000 So cool.
00:18:09.000 Is he real?
00:18:09.000 This can't be real.
00:18:10.000 I think it is.
00:18:11.000 This dude's out there every day fucking working, and he comes home to hear bullshit from you.
00:18:17.000 And then you are the only female on earth he's allowed to have sex with.
00:18:20.000 My point.
00:18:21.000 And when he wants sex, you don't want it.
00:18:24.000 So he has to go through his life sexlessly because you're a fucking frigid asshole and you're confused he cheated.
00:18:30.000 I don't understand why.
00:18:32.000 I understand why because you're a fucking piece of shit.
00:18:35.000 Look after your man bearer.
00:18:36.000 Maybe he won't fucking cheat.
00:18:37.000 Now there's a cool guy.
00:18:42.000 So.
00:18:42.000 This reminds me of a conversation you and I had recently.
00:18:45.000 What is.
00:18:46.000 Oh, wait, wait.
00:18:47.000 A conversation you and I had.
00:18:48.000 Is this about her cheating?
00:18:49.000 I need the details.
00:18:50.000 I should have done research.
00:18:51.000 Why didn't I do research for this show?
00:18:53.000 Because if I would have done some research.
00:18:56.000 Then I could have done better.
00:18:57.000 Typical me.
00:18:58.000 Cheating?
00:18:59.000 Does this come up?
00:19:00.000 Make sure we do cheating.
00:19:06.000 Natasha Ligero, Bobby Lee.
00:19:08.000 Who are these people?
00:19:15.000 Okay.
00:19:18.000 Stand up couple apologize for their comedy sins.
00:19:22.000 Why does he always look like that?
00:19:24.000 There's no need to look like that.
00:19:28.000 I don't have time to read this.
00:19:29.000 It's not interesting enough.
00:19:30.000 Okay, so.
00:19:33.000 Whatever.
00:19:34.000 I can't remember my point.
00:19:35.000 Stan, what is wrong with him?
00:19:37.000 I think there's a little bit of.
00:19:40.000 Performance?
00:19:40.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:19:41.000 So, in other words, I think he's leaning into being the.
00:19:45.000 It's Tom Lancas's.
00:19:46.000 Remember Tom Lancas's.
00:19:48.000 The old guy got something right.
00:19:49.000 He's smart.
00:19:50.000 He worked it out.
00:19:51.000 That bitch.
00:19:52.000 Yeah, Tom Lycus.
00:19:53.000 Totally.
00:19:53.000 Yeah, it's that shtick, and he's kind of remixing it.
00:19:56.000 Is that his Twitter right there?
00:19:58.000 Oh, this thing was hilarious.
00:20:00.000 He posted this.
00:20:01.000 This guy went kind of viral.
00:20:02.000 Never seen Star Wars.
00:20:03.000 I've seen this.
00:20:03.000 Remember that?
00:20:04.000 This is him.
00:20:05.000 Never will.
00:20:06.000 Oh, my God, you're missing out.
00:20:07.000 Maybe you're missing out on being a multimillionaire.
00:20:09.000 Keep your movie.
00:20:10.000 And then he's standing in front of a Bentley.
00:20:12.000 At a Bentley dealership.
00:20:13.000 At a dealership.
00:20:15.000 Yes.
00:20:15.000 It doesn't quite suggest he drives a Bentley.
00:20:17.000 Well, I do drive a Bentley because it has my name on the number plate T8T60.
00:20:22.000 And if you look at the second tweet, I explain that.
00:20:25.000 So just because I took a picture of me with my Bentley at the Bentley dealership doesn't mean I don't own the Bentley.
00:20:30.000 It's my Bentley.
00:20:31.000 In fact, I have nine cars.
00:20:32.000 I can name them all for you if you'd like.
00:20:33.000 In fact, while we're here, if we're going to play this game, because if the little dork wants to talk, let's talk about it.
00:20:41.000 Because I can't, I'm not technologically advanced enough to take the camera outside and show you the cars outside.
00:20:48.000 I don't know how to do that.
00:20:50.000 But here we go Porsche 992, brand new.
00:20:53.000 Went to tech art in Germany, $45,000 worth of upgrades.
00:20:56.000 Aston Martin Banker Chest Ultimate, only 175 in the world.
00:20:59.000 Most are in car collections.
00:21:00.000 Mine's on the street because I'm a G. Lamborghini Huracan, holographic and gold.
00:21:05.000 Here we have a McLaren 720S in purple velvet.
00:21:08.000 AMG S63.
00:21:10.000 This is my Aston Martin outside of one of the casinos I own.
00:21:13.000 Need I continue?
00:21:15.000 Need I continue?
00:21:17.000 I'm so fucking cool.
00:21:19.000 I'm so cool.
00:21:21.000 Right, right.
00:21:23.000 And the plate says TB sexy.
00:21:25.000 Tuberculosis sexy.
00:21:26.000 T8 sexy.
00:21:28.000 No, to the old woman, the first thing, T8.
00:21:31.000 How's that a B?
00:21:32.000 That's an A.
00:21:33.000 So the first thing the old woman says, you can't even read.
00:21:35.000 The old woman can't read.
00:21:36.000 So I'm writing that down.
00:21:37.000 Old woman can't read.
00:21:39.000 Dumbass.
00:21:40.000 The old dude got it right with me leaning into it.
00:21:42.000 And then his chick, he needs to check his bitch.
00:21:44.000 Sorry.
00:21:45.000 He needs to check his woman.
00:21:47.000 TB.
00:21:48.000 T8.
00:21:50.000 Dumb.
00:21:51.000 Low IQ.
00:21:51.000 Let me write that down.
00:21:52.000 She's a low IQ.
00:21:54.000 Low IQ old lady.
00:21:56.000 That's her.
00:21:56.000 I was a bent lady.
00:21:57.000 Right.
00:21:58.000 Right.
00:21:59.000 Plate says TB sexy, tuberculosis sexy.
00:22:02.000 Wait, he's someone that men can subscribe to, yeah, probably.
00:22:07.000 Yes, yes, they can.
00:22:08.000 You can sign up for his uh, he has a webcam and everything, yeah.
00:22:12.000 Yes, I have a webcam.
00:22:13.000 Mr. Plenty, yes, it is.
00:22:14.000 It's my nickname, yeah.
00:22:15.000 But he's also a world champion.
00:22:17.000 He was, he's no longer wow, but he was.
00:22:21.000 Yes, that is kind of cool to be that big of an and then no one will ever say anything to you.
00:22:25.000 Motion told me this tweet you just pulled up, he has told it to me so many times.
00:22:29.000 Which I'm like, I go, stop telling me that.
00:22:32.000 You said.
00:22:33.000 Yeah, you know, like they always say, what is that thing?
00:22:35.000 I say, show me a, I don't want to say it.
00:22:39.000 Show me a beautiful woman, I'll show you a man who's tired of fucking her, is a saying that I have.
00:22:42.000 Right, but he's saying it like he thought of it, and you've told me that so many times, I'm like, he definitely thinks that about me.
00:22:48.000 No, I don't.
00:22:53.000 Nerds.
00:22:53.000 The woman you're obsessed with.
00:22:54.000 Or on like the seventh time he's fucking.
00:22:57.000 How long have you guys been here?
00:22:59.000 Seven, eight years.
00:23:00.000 Oh, so you had the seven year itch.
00:23:01.000 Isn't that a thing?
00:23:02.000 I don't know.
00:23:03.000 But I had the 30 day itch.
00:23:04.000 You were like, that was our first conversation about Burning Man.
00:23:08.000 No, I don't feel a seven year itch.
00:23:10.000 I've gotten clicked in.
00:23:12.000 You dialed into it.
00:23:12.000 I'm in.
00:23:13.000 You have a child, it's different when you're a family.
00:23:15.000 It's like, who the hell is talking about this?
00:23:17.000 Is boring.
00:23:17.000 Talk about me again, polyamory when you have kids, men, yeah, you know, because the woman just naturally takes on a little bit more of the child care, even if it is like getting the nanny and scheduling everything.
00:23:29.000 You're just as a woman way more absorbed.
00:23:31.000 I don't know, Mike, true, no, me too.
00:23:33.000 No, that's all true.
00:23:33.000 Head of the house, house, the in house house.
00:23:36.000 Oh, you guys, it's true.
00:23:38.000 Well, you have a problem if you're in charge of the house because you don't know the difference between A and B.
00:23:41.000 So, bro, I've just paused on you now, old dude.
00:23:44.000 Check her because she's running your shit.
00:23:46.000 She can't even fucking read.
00:23:47.000 True.
00:23:49.000 When's a baby's next doctor appointment?
00:23:51.000 Go.
00:23:51.000 It's later this year.
00:23:53.000 You want to ask me?
00:23:54.000 So I kind of like the old guy.
00:23:56.000 He's kind of like me.
00:23:56.000 He's like, whatever, whatever.
00:23:58.000 He kind of gets everything so far.
00:24:00.000 He was wrong about the green screen, but his woman's stuff.
00:24:03.000 Me?
00:24:04.000 Yeah.
00:24:04.000 When's the next physical?
00:24:06.000 When does it get to me?
00:24:06.000 I don't care, you fucking hoe.
00:24:08.000 You bumper clap complaining saggy titty hoe.
00:24:11.000 You come to me.
00:24:12.000 I wanted to blowjob on demand.
00:24:14.000 That's what a doctor.
00:24:17.000 How about a head doctor?
00:24:19.000 When is the head doctor appointment?
00:24:21.000 Fuck yeah.
00:24:22.000 Yeah.
00:24:22.000 That's what's up.
00:24:23.000 That is what's up.
00:24:24.000 You make money all day, bitch.
00:24:25.000 You know what?
00:24:25.000 You know who I am, bitch?
00:24:27.000 Mr. Plenty.
00:24:30.000 I'm not Jamaican.
00:24:30.000 I don't know why he's using a Jamaican accent.
00:24:33.000 But I guess when you get cheated on, your mind changes.
00:24:41.000 Does your car never get declined?
00:24:42.000 Never.
00:24:43.000 Who is it?
00:24:45.000 No, not never.
00:24:46.000 My car always works.
00:24:47.000 That's the line.
00:24:47.000 You can't ruin it by saying never in a shit Jamaican accent.
00:24:50.000 I'm not even Jamaican.
00:24:51.000 Who is this nerd?
00:24:53.000 Who is this nerd?
00:24:55.000 This nerd right here.
00:24:57.000 What's his name again?
00:24:59.000 Moshe Kashner.
00:25:01.000 Why is every picture of him?
00:25:03.000 You know what?
00:25:03.000 He's one of those people who thinks that by looking funny, hopefully he'll be unintimidating enough to not punch.
00:25:09.000 So there's a few different classes of men in the world, but there is a class of men who knows that they stand zero chance of physical altercation.
00:25:15.000 So they try their best to come across as unthreatening as possible.
00:25:19.000 And the idea is that I'm too weak to hit because you'll look bad for beating me up, the same way someone will look bad for stealing from a baby.
00:25:26.000 And that's his whole persona.
00:25:27.000 Like, I can say funny, sarcastic things, but I'm such a little worm, no one will do it.
00:25:33.000 That's who he is.
00:25:35.000 And that's his life choice.
00:25:37.000 But, I mean, look at those fragile little hands.
00:25:41.000 He's never hit shit in his life.
00:25:43.000 But there's no happiness in life if you're a man like that.
00:25:46.000 He's the kind of man who has, like, you know, depressive episodes.
00:25:49.000 And we already know his chick cheats on him, so whatever.
00:25:53.000 Somebody said, somebody commented under that video.
00:25:57.000 The first, when he's like, My car didn't get, he's like, Yeah, it's called overdraft protection.
00:26:05.000 These aggressive dog photos, I'm not feeling it.
00:26:08.000 Yeah, I didn't like, I didn't feel the meter.
00:26:09.000 That's why I renovated the house over here when I got here.
00:26:11.000 And I'm in Romania, so I moved into this.
00:26:12.000 This is an old warehouse.
00:26:14.000 Some random Romanian had it, and he had weird dog photos.
00:26:17.000 Nobody knows why.
00:26:18.000 I don't know why.
00:26:19.000 Hence the renovation.
00:26:20.000 Well, you have set as well, though.
00:26:21.000 Yeah, it doesn't, maybe.
00:26:22.000 It feels odd.
00:26:23.000 No, it looks like a more like a real setting, but it's still not good.
00:26:26.000 Because it is real.
00:26:27.000 It's not good.
00:26:28.000 His whole philosophy seems to be directed at one person.
00:26:31.000 Yeah, he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:33.000 It seems like he's like, yeah.
00:26:34.000 And another thing, I can assure you that's absolutely 0% true.
00:26:38.000 Diane.
00:26:40.000 This is all for Diane.
00:26:42.000 Everything.
00:26:43.000 100%, Natasha.
00:26:44.000 I think you hit the nail on the head.
00:26:45.000 This is an ex girlfriend.
00:26:47.000 Right.
00:26:47.000 He's some girl fucked him up.
00:26:48.000 That is the most basic bitch psychology.
00:26:52.000 Because he has a view on something, his ex.
00:26:54.000 So if I have a view on cars, my past car was terrible.
00:26:57.000 If I have a view on women, my past woman was terrible.
00:26:58.000 That's the most basic bitch shit psychology.
00:27:01.000 Of course, the woman who can't read comes out with the most shit.
00:27:04.000 Zero thought, zero originality psychology.
00:27:07.000 So I have to write down low IQ times two for her because she's obviously very stupid.
00:27:11.000 She is like, there's no thought with a different guy.
00:27:14.000 You know what I mean?
00:27:15.000 She left him for his friend.
00:27:17.000 NRE, Tosh, do you know what that is?
00:27:18.000 I don't have any friends.
00:27:21.000 New relationship.
00:27:22.000 I win.
00:27:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:23.000 It sounds nice.
00:27:25.000 Diane, you have saggy titties.
00:27:27.000 You specifically.
00:27:28.000 Your titties sagged.
00:27:29.000 And she never cleaned.
00:27:31.000 He's so mad at her.
00:27:32.000 She didn't fucking listen.
00:27:33.000 She didn't.
00:27:33.000 Wait, is the old guy joining in with the low IQ shit?
00:27:35.000 Do I have to write low IQ times one on the old dude?
00:27:37.000 I liked him.
00:27:38.000 I don't want to do it.
00:27:39.000 I'm going to give him a pass.
00:27:40.000 But if he says anything else stupid, he's going to have to get one.
00:27:42.000 She didn't give him blowjobs on demand.
00:27:45.000 They all give me blowjobs on demand.
00:27:46.000 They all do.
00:27:47.000 I run a webcam business.
00:27:49.000 This is what I mean about people.
00:27:51.000 If I was on that panel, I'd say, okay, guys, stop.
00:27:54.000 Let's go back to his Twitter.
00:27:55.000 Let's look at his webcam company.
00:27:56.000 He's on a boat.
00:27:56.000 He's a millionaire surrounded by women.
00:27:58.000 Surely he gets his dick sucked.
00:28:00.000 That would be very common logic, but none of these people doesn't even cross their mind because they're stupid.
00:28:05.000 Like, ho ho, he can't get girls, but he has a webcam company, but he can't get girls.
00:28:11.000 There's a massive cognitive dissonance, which none of them have identified.
00:28:15.000 And the dork just keeps making a Jamaican accent.
00:28:18.000 Don't know why.
00:28:20.000 It's pretty weird.
00:28:21.000 And I thought the only person who was kind of from the sidelines realizing that what they're saying is stupid was the old dude.
00:28:26.000 But he kind of joined in, but he might have just been joining in for his wife because, you know, like I kind of get it.
00:28:31.000 When you're a man and your chick's doing dumb shit, you got to kind of like be like, oh yeah, and kind of pretend that she ain't embarrassing herself.
00:28:37.000 So I'm going to let him slide.
00:28:38.000 I'm going to give him off one more time.
00:28:39.000 This guy's going to be like 80 when he's going to be like, oh, I feel like Diane knows now.
00:28:45.000 Yeah.
00:28:46.000 No, okay.
00:28:47.000 One low IQ for the old guy.
00:28:48.000 Never fucked a girl called Diane.
00:28:51.000 Look it up.
00:28:52.000 What is that even?
00:28:53.000 How do you even ask for a blowjob on demand?
00:28:56.000 Like, how would you even.
00:28:56.000 Well, you don't ask.
00:28:57.000 Let's start there.
00:28:58.000 Correct.
00:28:59.000 You finally, the geek got something right.
00:29:00.000 It's true.
00:29:01.000 They pushed your head down.
00:29:04.000 You come home after having made a bunch of money and you go.
00:29:06.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:29:07.000 That's literally what you do.
00:29:09.000 Yeah.
00:29:09.000 Why is everyone laughing?
00:29:10.000 That's exactly what happens.
00:29:13.000 I demand a blowjob.
00:29:14.000 No, there's no Jamaican accent, bro.
00:29:16.000 That's not funny.
00:29:16.000 Stop saying the Jamaican accent.
00:29:17.000 You're supposed to be a comedian.
00:29:18.000 Realize when it's not funny.
00:29:20.000 And then if they don't give it to you, you're like, you saggy titty bitch.
00:29:23.000 And you go fuck somebody else.
00:29:24.000 Like, he just shows me the check.
00:29:25.000 He's like, you know what to do.
00:29:27.000 Tom, when you go on the road, you come home with publishers' clearinghouse checks from the venue.
00:29:32.000 They gave me one at a venue.
00:29:34.000 One of the venues was like, a big check?
00:29:36.000 Yeah.
00:29:36.000 And it was in the office.
00:29:37.000 Like, I go back to the office.
00:29:39.000 It's like you'd want that on the plane.
00:29:41.000 I don't know what a publishing clearinghouse check is.
00:29:43.000 We made this for you.
00:29:45.000 Like, here's, and they wrote out the actual amount and everything on it.
00:29:48.000 And I was like, Okay, cool.
00:29:50.000 Can I get the real one?
00:29:51.000 The regular check?
00:29:52.000 And then they're like, yeah.
00:29:53.000 And then she like puts it on.
00:29:54.000 It was boring.
00:29:55.000 Yes!
00:29:56.000 Bizarre.
00:29:56.000 Very bizarre.
00:29:58.000 I don't know what this is.
00:29:59.000 This is somebody in a grocery store.
00:30:01.000 Is that where this is happening?
00:30:03.000 The guy calling out the behavior?
00:30:04.000 I hate to leave this guy.
00:30:05.000 Yeah, I know.
00:30:06.000 This guy is really fantastic.
00:30:07.000 Yeah, don't leave.
00:30:08.000 We're just getting started.
00:30:10.000 What do you mean horrible?
00:30:11.000 I'm not horrible.
00:30:12.000 I'm a nice man.
00:30:13.000 Back in your 20s.
00:30:14.000 No, I had some horrible boyfriends though.
00:30:16.000 Yeah.
00:30:16.000 Like, what's the worst piece of shit you dated?
00:30:20.000 What did they do?
00:30:21.000 Don't look at me, bitch.
00:30:22.000 I mean, this actually goes.
00:30:23.000 Bro, the Jamaican accent isn't funny.
00:30:25.000 It's not funny.
00:30:27.000 Give it up.
00:30:29.000 What else we got?
00:30:30.000 I mean, I'd like to hear him a little more.
00:30:32.000 In all cheating scenarios, 100% of the blame is always on the female.
00:30:40.000 I am super funny.
00:30:42.000 I'm laughing at my own videos.
00:30:45.000 I am super hilarious.
00:30:46.000 Yeah, I said it.
00:30:48.000 It's true.
00:30:48.000 If you looked after your man properly, let me tell you something.
00:30:51.000 Men are a lot more lazy than you give us credit for.
00:30:54.000 What a weird point.
00:30:55.000 That is a good point.
00:30:56.000 It's like he's having a mental break.
00:30:59.000 We can't be bothered to go out there, find some bimbo, talk shit to her, take her for dinner, buy her some shit, listen to her opinions on fucking her favorite dog breed, and scroll, oh yeah, your Instagram filter.
00:31:13.000 It's a specific person.
00:31:14.000 It's not a specific person.
00:31:17.000 This woman is obviously not dated women.
00:31:19.000 Every single woman is going to talk about star signs and her specific dog breed.
00:31:22.000 Every single woman.
00:31:23.000 So it's not a specific person.
00:31:25.000 I'm going to tell you something.
00:31:27.000 Women are extremely generic.
00:31:29.000 And any man who's had as many women as me knows that they're all basically the same.
00:31:33.000 And there's always the woman who thinks she's original.
00:31:34.000 This woman's a comedian from 2004, whatever.
00:31:37.000 And she's like, oh, I'm unique.
00:31:39.000 You're not.
00:31:39.000 I guarantee if I went on a date with you, it'd be the same script.
00:31:42.000 I mean, you already want me in the first five seconds.
00:31:44.000 I'm snake arm.
00:31:44.000 I didn't even have to say anything to you, and you want to cheat on your man.
00:31:47.000 So, here's what you think.
00:31:49.000 We don't want to do none of that.
00:31:50.000 We do it because eventually there's some sex at the end.
00:31:53.000 So, if you gave him enough sex at home, he's not going to bother with that shit.
00:31:56.000 Why am I going to talk to this bitch?
00:31:58.000 My bitch already sucks dick.
00:31:59.000 I don't need to.
00:32:00.000 If your man's cheating, it's because you ain't looking after him right.
00:32:02.000 So, stop the confusion.
00:32:04.000 Stop being baffled.
00:32:05.000 I'm telling you right now.
00:32:06.000 So, they're agreeing with me.
00:32:07.000 These people flip flop a lot.
00:32:08.000 Right now, why he did that.
00:32:10.000 He lied.
00:32:11.000 Oh, no, no, no.
00:32:11.000 Go back.
00:32:12.000 Go back.
00:32:13.000 Go back.
00:32:14.000 You see the veneer start to crack.
00:32:15.000 He was about to laugh at his own.
00:32:16.000 Oh, okay.
00:32:17.000 Because you gave him enough sex at home, he's not going to bother with that shit.
00:32:20.000 Why am I going to talk to this bitch?
00:32:22.000 My bitch already sucks dick.
00:32:23.000 I don't need to.
00:32:24.000 If your man's cheating, it's because you ain't looking after him right.
00:32:26.000 So stop the confusion.
00:32:27.000 Stop being baffled.
00:32:29.000 I'm telling you right now why he did that.
00:32:31.000 See?
00:32:33.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:32:33.000 He's not real.
00:32:34.000 This guy's no gangster.
00:32:34.000 He probably is married.
00:32:35.000 He's probably coming to someone's like, no, I'm not married, friend.
00:32:38.000 I'm just funny.
00:32:39.000 I mean what I say, but I'm funny.
00:32:40.000 Unlike you with your shit Jamaican accent, I'm just actually funny.
00:32:43.000 And what's funny about all of this is that they're trying to make fun of me, but they're also agreeing with me a lot.
00:32:48.000 Like they just high five.
00:32:50.000 The old lady, she worked out, you know, she has a low IQ, but obviously through years of rigorous training, the same way you train a dog, give her a donut, whatever, she's worked out the high five.
00:32:59.000 She can do it now.
00:33:00.000 Congratulations.
00:33:01.000 So they agree with me, but they just don't want to say they agree with me because I'm too cool to agree with.
00:33:07.000 And I'm too, my point is too abrasive for them to.
00:33:10.000 Openly come out and say, Yes, we endorse this individual.
00:33:12.000 It comes home and is like, Honey, I did a great video today.
00:33:15.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:15.000 Inspired by you.
00:33:16.000 I don't know.
00:33:17.000 He seems, yeah.
00:33:17.000 I don't know.
00:33:19.000 Yeah.
00:33:20.000 If your man does cheat, the most stupid thing you can do is leave him.
00:33:24.000 You're going to leave the man you love, the man you were head over heels in love with.
00:33:28.000 You're going to leave him and find another man who you don't love who's still going to cheat on you because you're still a trash bitch.
00:33:39.000 I am hilarious.
00:33:40.000 That is super true.
00:33:43.000 Okay, now he's making an appeal to.
00:33:46.000 See, in my argument group, we would call that an appeal to logic, and that actually does make sense.
00:33:50.000 There's some sense to that.
00:33:52.000 You leave the guy you like, you go to the next guy, you're a trash bitch, so you're going to get cheated on.
00:33:56.000 I'm assuming the premise is it's a woman's fault that a man cheats, therefore all men will cheat if you're a piece of shit bitch.
00:34:02.000 So he's right.
00:34:03.000 Let me ask this one question.
00:34:04.000 I am right.
00:34:04.000 Okay, wait, so I'm going to take off.
00:34:05.000 She just said, do I take off a low IQ for that?
00:34:07.000 Because she said I'm right.
00:34:08.000 She did a high five, and she said, she agreed with me.
00:34:12.000 Does that do she go from two times low IQ to one times low IQ?
00:34:16.000 She did do the high five.
00:34:17.000 I know she worked hard for the high five.
00:34:20.000 We'll see.
00:34:20.000 We'll give maybe she's close to the other man.
00:34:23.000 Are her titties going to get perkier or do they?
00:34:24.000 No, they don't.
00:34:25.000 They're still saggy.
00:34:26.000 That can be done.
00:34:27.000 He's going to cheat again.
00:34:28.000 She's right.
00:34:28.000 Wear a shirt that says still saggy because that's what's up with every bitch.
00:34:34.000 I dated a guy once and I remember he's he when he got mad at me.
00:34:37.000 I think I might have cheated on him, but he was like, Well, so she's what just advertising to the world that she's a hoe.
00:34:42.000 She's already.
00:34:43.000 First word she said to me, she wants dick.
00:34:45.000 Now she cheated on her man.
00:34:46.000 Now she's bragging that she's cheating again.
00:34:49.000 Who is this?
00:34:49.000 She's a trash bitch.
00:34:51.000 That's what I'm writing down under her name.
00:34:54.000 Trash bitch.
00:34:54.000 I actually had cheating bitch written down as her title on my piece of paper, but trash bitch.
00:34:59.000 So basically, all of this, the whole time, the conclusion to this video is the whole time, all of this has been about her.
00:35:05.000 She's like, this is about a specific person.
00:35:08.000 Yes, you, because you're a trash bitch.
00:35:11.000 It was like, I can't believe you moved to Hollywood.
00:35:14.000 That's all Hollywood needs is another 26 year old with eye bags.
00:35:22.000 It's true.
00:35:23.000 Wow.
00:35:23.000 Or crow's feet.
00:35:24.000 Crow's feet.
00:35:25.000 Crow's feet.
00:35:25.000 Feet, yeah, and I was like so young.
00:35:27.000 26, you're not stunning.
00:35:31.000 You had to cross feet when you were 26.
00:35:33.000 I can't, I mean, no, oh no, hello, and that's the end.
00:35:38.000 So, that was kind of fun.
00:35:39.000 I've got another one here I want to do, but you know, for this one, I'm gonna save that.
00:35:42.000 I'm gonna do it tomorrow.
00:35:43.000 Ah, this is must have been when they were young because she doesn't look so old there.
00:35:46.000 She's still two times low IQ.
00:35:47.000 The old guy is kind of like he was kind of cool.
00:35:49.000 I have a feeling like if I was alone talking to the old guy, he'd agree with me, but in front of his wife, he's a little bit like, oh, I don't agree.
00:35:55.000 The geek is a geek who gets cheated on.
00:35:57.000 And the conclusion to the video is everything I said was actually about the trash bitch who was in a sitcom no one watched 10 years ago.
00:36:03.000 This has been Andrew Tate.
00:36:05.000 Hope you enjoyed.
00:36:05.000 Goodbye.