Tate Speech - August 09, 2021


EP177 - Only Women Should Cook

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Lambo Cook
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Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

187.81

Word count

1,130

Sentence count

108


Transcript

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00:00:08.000 It's been a while since I've done a take speech.
00:00:11.000 I've lost a say, of course, but I've been busy, you know, conquering the world, flying around in private jets, flying around with AKs, ARs in Ukraine, saving people from hostage situations, making millions of dollars, driving around in sports cars, living the life you wish you had, but you don't have it, because you're not good enough.
00:00:30.000 Because you know what?
00:00:31.000 The universe actually gives people exactly what they deserve.
00:00:34.000 The universe has given you exactly what you deserve, not a penny more or a penny less.
00:00:39.000 If you deserved what I have, you'd have it.
00:00:42.000 And you don't, because you're not as great as me.
00:00:43.000 He's not been through what I've been through.
00:00:47.000 Anyway, let's get on subject without the ranting.
00:00:50.000 I was talking to some guy the other day.
00:00:52.000 It's kind of on subject, actually.
00:00:53.000 I was talking to some guy the other day.
00:00:54.000 I'm going to sit down.
00:00:55.000 I'm going to do my Tate speeches.
00:00:57.000 And he was telling me, oh, yeah, Tate, I want to be rich, blah, blah, blah.
00:01:00.000 Like every dude says, yeah, I'd love to live.
00:01:02.000 You know your life, driving the cars, blah, blah.
00:01:04.000 And I'm at the guy's house.
00:01:05.000 I've actually known him for a long time, I've known him since school.
00:01:08.000 And we're sitting there chilling.
00:01:10.000 And I was there for about six hours.
00:01:13.000 And he's like, Yeah, it'd be nice one day.
00:01:14.000 Anyway, I'm hungry.
00:01:15.000 You want something to eat?
00:01:16.000 I was like, No, I'm fine, bro.
00:01:18.000 So he gets his ass up.
00:01:19.000 He's a full grown man.
00:01:21.000 And he starts to cook himself something to eat.
00:01:24.000 Now, I know you amateurs, as an amateur, you think, What's the problem?
00:01:27.000 You're at your friend's house making himself some food.
00:01:29.000 But amateurs don't understand the world because amateurs do not analyze the world.
00:01:34.000 As a professional, which is what I am, I was analyzing the actions of said individual.
00:01:40.000 And I completely understood why he will remain poor for eternity.
00:01:46.000 You're sitting here telling me you're upset that you're broke.
00:01:50.000 And you're going to spend time, and everybody knows the age old adage time is what?
00:01:58.000 Money.
00:01:59.000 Money.
00:01:59.000 That's right.
00:02:00.000 Time is money.
00:02:01.000 You're going to spend time preparing food.
00:02:06.000 Now, actually, think about this for a second.
00:02:09.000 If you're broke, if you're not a millionaire, the last thing you should be doing with your time is cooking.
00:02:16.000 I can't think of a lower ROI activity than walking to the fridge, getting out some ingredients.
00:02:24.000 Ooh, an onion.
00:02:25.000 Oh, let me get the onion.
00:02:25.000 I'm going to start cooking.
00:02:27.000 Fridge.
00:02:27.000 Ooh, an onion and some lettuce.
00:02:31.000 Now, get a knife.
00:02:33.000 Get my knife.
00:02:34.000 Cut my onion.
00:02:35.000 Stop to cut my onion.
00:02:39.000 You're broke!
00:02:41.000 You're fucking poor!
00:02:43.000 You can order, you can get rotisserie chicken for five bucks.
00:02:46.000 Boom.
00:02:47.000 Chicken.
00:02:47.000 Bam.
00:02:47.000 Eat.
00:02:48.000 Bam.
00:02:48.000 Back to work.
00:02:49.000 You can fucking do a million things.
00:02:51.000 You can go for a run.
00:02:52.000 You can get in shape.
00:02:53.000 The time you spent cooking, if you dedicated to kickboxing, you could have got paid from kickboxing or piano.
00:03:00.000 You could fucking be a traveling piano man with the time you've wasted, cutting fucking onions.
00:03:06.000 If you're broke, there is zero reason why you should ever prepare me.
00:03:11.000 If you're a multimillionaire and you're a boring one, you're not a fun one like me, you have these big cigars and big money keys and fast cars.
00:03:17.000 If you're one of the really boring ones and you have all the time in the world because you're rich and you want to cook, Sure, waste your time, right?
00:03:25.000 But if you're not a multimillionaire, your time is extremely important as a man.
00:03:28.000 That needs to be dedicated towards world conquest.
00:03:31.000 There's no need to prepare food.
00:03:33.000 Either order some food, which can be done very cheaply and very healthily, or taste your chicken in a bag of salad for like four bucks.
00:03:40.000 That's done.
00:03:41.000 Or instruct a female to provide sustenance.
00:03:45.000 Cook.
00:03:47.000 And get back to world conquest.
00:03:48.000 You have better things to do.
00:03:51.000 So I'm sitting there, and my friend's cooking his meal, and I start telling him, You're a jackass.
00:03:55.000 You're going to be poor forever.
00:03:57.000 What do you mean?
00:03:59.000 Because you're cooking!
00:04:01.000 So, well, everyone cooks.
00:04:02.000 Everyone's broke!
00:04:04.000 Doesn't that prove me right?
00:04:06.000 That proves me totally right.
00:04:08.000 I can't think of anything more stupid for a man to do.
00:04:11.000 So I want you to ask yourself this question Are you broke?
00:04:14.000 Yes.
00:04:14.000 Do you cook?
00:04:16.000 Probably.
00:04:16.000 Do you not see the problem here?
00:04:19.000 That is a complete waste of your human time.
00:04:24.000 The cooking, the preparation, the cleaning up afterwards.
00:04:27.000 You're going to do this three times a day?
00:04:31.000 The fuck is wrong with you?
00:04:32.000 So this became my new worldview, and I'm going around telling everybody you're broke, you cook, you're a jackass.
00:04:37.000 Oh, you ain't got Lambo?
00:04:38.000 I bet you cook food, don't you, bro?
00:04:40.000 Boom, boom, boom.
00:04:41.000 Some fucking dork takes a bunch of steroids.
00:04:44.000 He's the tough guy.
00:04:45.000 Yeah, but you know what?
00:04:46.000 A real man cooks a real steak.
00:04:47.000 You know, when I cook my steak, I can do it like a real man does.
00:04:50.000 You know what a real man does?
00:04:51.000 A real man gets in the cage.
00:04:53.000 A real man becomes a four time kickboxing world champion.
00:04:55.000 A real man has 13 million dollars.
00:04:56.000 A real man has 17 supercars.
00:04:58.000 A real man has a property portfolio.
00:05:00.000 A real man has the police chief of the city he lives in on fucking speed dial.
00:05:03.000 That's what a real man does.
00:05:04.000 A real man doesn't sit in his fucking broke ass house with his ugly ass wife cooking steak.
00:05:10.000 That's bullshit.
00:05:11.000 You think you're a real man because you managed to cook a steak.
00:05:13.000 That is a cough out.
00:05:15.000 That is the ultimate symbol of failure if you're gonna say that your credentials for masculinity are putting meat on a fucking stove.
00:05:25.000 Do you know how I cook a steak as a real man?
00:05:27.000 I instruct one of my seven girlfriends, Meat now.
00:05:31.000 Boom, it turns up perfect.
00:05:33.000 Tabasco on the side.
00:05:34.000 Nice glass of ice water.
00:05:36.000 I ain't gonna do shit.
00:05:37.000 That's how a real man cooks a steak.
00:05:39.000 If you think cooking is important or manly, or if it's a good, tough way to waste your time, a good pastime, or even if you're sitting here going, Whoa, I need to eat, so I'll just cook.
00:05:48.000 You do not understand the true link between genuine focus on an objective and success.
00:05:56.000 Because I promise you, when I was broke, I didn't have time to cook.
00:05:59.000 I was too busy learning how to get fucking rich.