00:00:03.000This is gonna be a very quick video, but it's a song that's really pissing me off and it's they keep playing it in Romania.
00:00:08.000Maybe it's a Romanian song, maybe none of you have ever heard it.
00:00:10.000We're gonna sample it in this video obviously.
00:00:12.000And it's about some woman who's singing like she went to Havana and her heart is still in Havana and she can't get over Havana because her heart's in Havana, all this bullshit.
00:00:31.000Just to me, it's like this is absolutely and utterly the modern world.
00:00:34.000Some dickhead bitch has released a song about how she's gone on holiday, dicked some guy she barely knew, and she's fallen in love with him, and her heart's in Havana.
00:00:42.000The worst thing about everything, I know she's understood that heart and Havana both begin with hate, so that's why she's probably choosing the city, and Havana rhymes with na She was an artistic genius.
00:00:53.000But really, the song's pissed me off, because what it's about is some bitch, she's gone on holiday, she's gone to Havana, she's fallen in love with fucking Pedro, he's dicked her, and now she's back here going, my heart's still in Havana.
00:01:02.000If you're going to be a whore on holiday, which you shouldn't do in the first place, I mean, singing about that is the absolute end of Western civilization.
00:01:08.000Like, I went on holiday and I was a whore.
00:01:37.000If you're going to be a whore on holiday, you should at least sing, you know, My Heart is in Zurich or My Heart is in Dubai or something.
00:01:43.000If you're singing My Heart is in Zurich, fair enough, it's going to be a lot harder to make a rhyme because it doesn't rhyme with na But at least you fell in love with a banker or a multi millionaire.
00:01:52.000Your heart's still in Zurich and you're here and wherever you live in your shitty apartment and you're dreaming of your multi million pound banker dude.