Tate Speech - May 22, 2018


EP18 - Tate on Havana na na na

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EP17 - Tate on Being A Spy in Transnistria EP20 - Tate on Demi Lovato

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

232.67

Word count

508

Sentence count

31


Transcript

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00:00:03.000 This is gonna be a very quick video, but it's a song that's really pissing me off and it's they keep playing it in Romania.
00:00:08.000 Maybe it's a Romanian song, maybe none of you have ever heard it.
00:00:10.000 We're gonna sample it in this video obviously.
00:00:12.000 And it's about some woman who's singing like she went to Havana and her heart is still in Havana and she can't get over Havana because her heart's in Havana, all this bullshit.
00:00:31.000 Just to me, it's like this is absolutely and utterly the modern world.
00:00:34.000 Some dickhead bitch has released a song about how she's gone on holiday, dicked some guy she barely knew, and she's fallen in love with him, and her heart's in Havana.
00:00:42.000 The worst thing about everything, I know she's understood that heart and Havana both begin with hate, so that's why she's probably choosing the city, and Havana rhymes with na She was an artistic genius.
00:00:53.000 But really, the song's pissed me off, because what it's about is some bitch, she's gone on holiday, she's gone to Havana, she's fallen in love with fucking Pedro, he's dicked her, and now she's back here going, my heart's still in Havana.
00:01:02.000 If you're going to be a whore on holiday, which you shouldn't do in the first place, I mean, singing about that is the absolute end of Western civilization.
00:01:08.000 Like, I went on holiday and I was a whore.
00:01:09.000 Great, congratulations.
00:01:10.000 But if you're going to do that, why Havana?
00:01:13.000 Cuba is a shithole.
00:01:14.000 I've been to 70 countries, I've been everywhere.
00:01:15.000 I know for a fact Cuba is a shithole.
00:01:17.000 People romanticize Cuba and go, oh, but they have the old cars.
00:01:20.000 They have the old cars because it's a shithole that can't afford new fucking cars.
00:01:24.000 Most of the buildings are broken down.
00:01:25.000 It's crap.
00:01:26.000 So people are saying, oh, Cuba is a beautiful place.
00:01:28.000 It's really not so beautiful.
00:01:29.000 It's a socialist shithole and they're all broke.
00:01:31.000 And the fact that she's gone to Havana and fallen in love with Pedro and he earns like $4 a week.
00:01:35.000 And now she's in love with him.
00:01:36.000 Why dick him?
00:01:37.000 If you're going to be a whore on holiday, you should at least sing, you know, My Heart is in Zurich or My Heart is in Dubai or something.
00:01:43.000 If you're singing My Heart is in Zurich, fair enough, it's going to be a lot harder to make a rhyme because it doesn't rhyme with na But at least you fell in love with a banker or a multi millionaire.
00:01:51.000 Then I can forgive you.
00:01:52.000 Your heart's still in Zurich and you're here and wherever you live in your shitty apartment and you're dreaming of your multi million pound banker dude.
00:01:58.000 I get it.
00:01:58.000 Why are you dreaming of Pedro, the Havanian, Mr. Cuba, live under socialism, can't afford anything other than flip flops?
00:02:05.000 What's he got to improve your life?
00:02:06.000 Was the dick that good?
00:02:07.000 The dick wasn't that good.
00:02:08.000 You're just a slut.