00:01:20.000Even people I've known a long time, right now that I'm super famous, people who I've known a long time, who I actually like, people, I don't dislike these people, people I like, are messaging me.
00:01:29.000And I'm saying this with respect get to the fucking point.
00:02:20.000I guess I finally got hit, but I'm a champion and I'm made for this shit.
00:02:25.000So I thought now's a good time to read some poems to you because I'm an emotional, soft, sensitive man.
00:02:34.000This is a picture of me in Paris at the Eiffel Tower.
00:02:38.000Now, Paris is the city of love, as we all know.
00:02:42.000There's no way I would ever call Paris a rotting cesspit covered in rats and crime and homeless.
00:02:49.000I don't know why anyone would say that about the city of love.
00:02:51.000Because it would be a shame, it would be an awful shame if a nation were to have a city, a capital city, which is renowned internationally for being associated with something as beautiful as love.
00:03:04.000And because they are so inept, they allow it to crumble before their very eyes.
00:03:09.000I mean, what type of people would even do that?
00:03:25.000Luckily, I managed to escape quite quickly.
00:03:28.000And I took a picture and I decided to write a poem.
00:03:32.000And when I write these poems, I always worry.
00:03:35.000And my worry is that because everyone on earth is so many miles below me, perhaps they don't get the timing right.
00:03:40.000Perhaps they read it, but in their tiny little brains, it doesn't sound the way it's supposed to sound because they're not as smart as I am.
00:03:47.000So perhaps the best thing I can do is just read it out loud to them, like children, so they can hear how it was always intended.
00:08:00.000Yes, it's my fault that her heart is sore, but I just don't want her anymore.
00:08:07.000And that poem is about you're the big G, got your bitch, you're doing your thing, you're out with your boys, pimping, accidentally fuck this hoe.
00:08:16.000Happens, every man out here knows sometimes you accidentally fuck a bitch, you slip, oops, pussy.
00:08:20.000Fuck this bitch, you're out, you're busy, you're away, you know, you're doing things.
00:08:25.000She starts complaining, yeah, you broke my heart, da da da da.
00:08:27.000And then when you're finally home, she ain't cool anymore.
00:08:30.000Instead of being loving and nice, she's just like naggy.
00:08:33.000Moaning, and now she ain't the same as she was.
00:08:39.000The last lines of the poem are important.
00:08:42.000It says, I have no more obligation for the chore.
00:08:47.000She's become a chore, and I'm living with one leg out the door.
00:08:51.000It's my fault that her heart is sore, but I just don't want her anymore.
00:08:56.000So, yeah, it's my fault that you became a dickhead, but now you're a dickhead, and I don't really want to be with a dickhead.
00:09:02.000So then when you leave them, they're like, Why did you leave me?
00:09:05.000Because I live one life, my dear, and I lived my life to the best of my ability, and some things upset you, and instead of staying in line, you just thought that the best thing to do would be to become a nagging, horrible person.
00:09:18.000And I know you feel like I am obligated to deal with it because I turned you into this person, but I disagree.
00:09:25.000You could have analyzed a chessboard and came to me kindly and nicely and begged for me to stop and stayed lovely and nice so that I wanted to be with you.
00:09:36.000Because once I don't want to be around you anymore, you don't really have much leverage.
00:09:39.000Do you, my love, and that's what the poem's about.
00:09:44.000I've sent that poem to about three chicks, and none of them even truly understood the context well enough to realize they should shut up.
00:09:58.000They continued to run their mouths, and then they got dumped.