Tate Speech - September 18, 2018


EP25 - Tate on Shaina Twain . That Don't Impress Me Much

Hosted by
Andrew Tate Tristan Tate
Mentioned
Pedro
EP24 - Tate on a Car Collision Confrontation EP27S - Tate on Joe Biden (US) Encouraging Gay Marriage in Romania

Episode Stats


Length

3 minutes

Words per minute

201.35

Word count

745

Sentence count

70


Transcript

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00:00:04.000 Right, you know who's a dickhead bitch?
00:00:07.000 Shania Twain's a dickhead bitch.
00:00:09.000 I know this song's a little bit out of date, that you can't impress me much song, and I probably should have invented YouTube and created my YouTube channel when that song was relevant, but I didn't.
00:00:21.000 The only song I've complained about thus far is that Havana Nana Nana song, because she's a hoe.
00:00:26.000 And basically she's saying, I'm a dickhead bitch, I'm gonna fuck Pedro, even though he makes $10 a month.
00:00:31.000 But what's just as annoying is Shania Twain's song, that don't impress me much.
00:00:35.000 I was driving in my car today, being a G, as you do.
00:00:37.000 Shania Twain comes on.
00:00:38.000 I have no real beef with Shania Twain.
00:00:40.000 I mean, when I had Twitter and I was calling out all these celebrities, me and Shania Twain didn't exchange any bad words.
00:00:45.000 It was all good.
00:00:45.000 And I'm sitting there, I'm driving, I'm listening.
00:00:47.000 I kind of get the point of the song, like, that doesn't impress me, and I'm a fucking egotistical, self-centered female.
00:00:54.000 I'm so cool, as if that's unique nowadays.
00:00:58.000 It's not unique.
00:00:58.000 With Instagram, bro, every chick's egotistical and self-centered.
00:01:01.000 I know sevens who have, like, one fake nail missing and eat microwave dinners who are on Instagram with Facetune adjusting their shit.
00:01:11.000 Talking about.
00:01:12.000 Stay blessed, and i'm a queen.
00:01:14.000 You better treat me like one.
00:01:16.000 Ho, you are b-a-s-i-c anyway back on.
00:01:21.000 So, Shania Twain, i'm listening, i'm listening to her and I can't remember the exact words, but something like, so what?
00:01:26.000 You're a rocket scientist.
00:01:28.000 That don't impress me.
00:01:29.000 So you're not impressed by a rocket scientist.
00:01:32.000 You're not impressed by a dude who can get metal.
00:01:36.000 He can get rocks and melt it down into metal and then shape the metal into a rocket, and then he can combine oxygen, hydrogen And different elements from the atmosphere in the right combination, so they're becoming super explosive, to power this rocket fast enough to escape Earth's atmosphere, while also containing sophisticated communications equipment so we can control the rocket in space.
00:01:58.000 That doesn't impress you because you're so, so cool.
00:02:02.000 You've done something so much better by releasing super average pop songs.
00:02:07.000 Like, which of those two things is more difficult to achieve?
00:02:09.000 So I'm listening to this bimbo bitch saying, you know, rocket scientist doesn't impress her, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:02:14.000 I think she's an idiot.
00:02:15.000 But then I realized she's not an idiot.
00:02:18.000 She's just a woman.
00:02:19.000 And females and idiots, it's a pretty fine line.
00:02:22.000 Because she says something which proves me completely right.
00:02:24.000 She says, after she says you're a rocket scientist, that doesn't impress me much.
00:02:27.000 She says, that won't keep me warm on a long, cold, lonely night.
00:02:31.000 At the end of every single thing she says that doesn't impress her, like you're a businessman, that doesn't impress me.
00:02:35.000 You're a rocket scientist, that doesn't impress me.
00:02:37.000 That won't keep me warm at the end of a long, cold, lonely night, some shit like that.
00:02:41.000 What she's saying by that is, I need dick.
00:02:45.000 Long, cold, lonely night.
00:02:47.000 She's saying, I don't care if you're a rocket scientist.
00:02:49.000 I don't care if you're a businessman.
00:02:50.000 I don't care how successful you are.
00:02:51.000 I don't care about nothing.
00:02:52.000 I need dick.
00:02:54.000 Because if I'm kept warm, dicked right, on a long, cold, lonely night, any night.
00:03:00.000 Basically, I'm a hoe.
00:03:01.000 I need dick.
00:03:02.000 That's all I'm interested in.
00:03:04.000 And this is a very important lesson for you people out there.
00:03:05.000 This is how all females work.
00:03:07.000 If you've ever looked at a girl thinking, what the fuck's she doing with that guy?
00:03:10.000 That dude treats her like shit.
00:03:12.000 He has no money.
00:03:13.000 He's cheating on her all the time.
00:03:14.000 And she will not leave him.
00:03:16.000 Why?
00:03:17.000 Because he fucks her right.
00:03:19.000 That's why.
00:03:20.000 If you ever look at a girl and go, she's with a millionaire.
00:03:22.000 Why is she unhappy?
00:03:23.000 She is a millionaire.
00:03:24.000 He looks after her.
00:03:25.000 He looks after the kids.
00:03:26.000 They have a perfect house.
00:03:27.000 All he does is work to provide for her.
00:03:29.000 Why is she miserable?
00:03:30.000 Because she ain't getting dicked right.
00:03:32.000 And Shania Twain proves it with her stupid fucking song.
00:03:35.000 You ain't going to be a rocket scientist.
00:03:36.000 You just need a big dick.
00:03:37.000 You can keep any woman on earth happy.
00:03:39.000 Trust Big Daddy Tate.
00:03:41.000 I know.