Tate Speech - EP72 - Tate on Gilette

Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

63.26

Word count

136

Sentence count

Transcript

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00:00:06.000 Men.

00:00:07.000 No matter how hard you try, do you now find yourself struggling to use Gillette products?

00:00:14.000 This is a natural reaction to having testosterone and balls.

00:00:28.000 Remember, hairless faces are for women, babies, and little soy boy liberals.

00:00:36.000 So if you're none of these things, try the new morning routine by Tate.

00:00:46.000 Start by having one of your favorite girlfriends fetch you a bottle of refreshing beverage.

00:00:55.000 Smooth.

00:00:58.000 Next, take a top of the range Cuban cigar and cut it.

00:01:02.000 And baptize that communist Cuban tobacco by lighting it with a sheet of grade A American capitalist currency.

00:01:10.000 Then it's time to do some weights.

00:01:13.000 Because the bigger you are, the easier it is to crush your enemies and defend your conservative values.

00:01:56.000 I love your beard.

00:02:07.000 The best a real man can get.

Tate Speech - January 24, 2019