Tate Speech


FERRARI VS HORSE, WHAT'S FASTER? Tate Confidential Ep. 83


Summary

Tristan and Luke find themselves stuck in a time warp and need to find a way to get out, but the only way they know is to drink a lot of booze. Will they be able to get through the warp before they wake up or will they be stuck in the time warp forever? Find out what happens if they drink too much and end up stuck in time and space. Also, find out if they can make it out of the warp and survive the trip without getting hit by a car or if they have to go back in time to a time and place before they can get out of time and travel to the real world. Enjoy this episode and spread the word to your friends about it! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. The theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, and the album art for the episode was done by my main amigo, Evan Handyside. Thank you so much for all your support, we really appreciate it. XOXO, Luke and Luke. P.S. Thank you for all the support and all the love you all sent in questions and support. We appreciate it, it really means a lot to us. We really do appreciate it and we appreciate you. Love ya. - Luke and Tristan xoxo, Luke & Andrew - P.A. <3 - Luke & Luke & Tristan, Tran, Luke and Andrew, :P. :D . :) - Luke, , & Andrew & Luke <333 - ( ) , P.B. (A.O. . . (TJ & B. ) (P.J. & A. ( ) . & P.E. ( ) - B. (Alyssa, (B. & B.) B. & E. (C. ) . (AJ. & J. & G. (P) ) ( ) - (Vlad, ) & Alyssa and P. , B. and C. (M. & S. (R. & C) (C) & K. (S. & M. (?) )


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So if you spend enough time here, I think we can completely improve this place.
00:00:06.000 Wait a minute!
00:00:07.000 Wait a minute!
00:00:09.000 Good showman retain!
00:00:11.000 Good showman retain!
00:00:23.000 Take cover! Take cover!
00:00:26.000 Take cover! Take cover!
00:00:28.000 This is not what we're never coming back.
00:00:43.000 So this is us when the business is over.
00:00:46.000 Correct. It's very rare to still see people...
00:00:50.000 So there's a pig's hoop for the palinka.
00:00:58.000 Now here in Romania, in my country, the first shot we do when we're killing a pig is always out of the hook.
00:01:07.000 And drink How was it?
00:01:18.000 Is this our new It's our emergency meeting for today.
00:01:26.000 Got the clinker, don't worry.
00:01:27.000 Soldier Ferrari. So now I'm at one horsepower.
00:01:44.000 I miss our old spot.
00:01:46.000 It was warm. Oh, we had a bar.
00:01:48.000 And you guys only allowed me to have one glove on.
00:01:50.000 I had to inverse it so I could use my right hand.
00:01:53.000 Tristan has the good glove.
00:01:54.000 Yeah, sir. One glove.
00:01:57.000 Are you going to even explain to take off a natural why you're only allowed to wear one glove?
00:01:59.000 No, you're only allowed to wear one.
00:02:00.000 That's it. I'm not explaining myself.
00:02:02.000 Just the one. It is true. Just the one. They probably heard that before.
00:02:04.000 I got the booze. The air with booze.
00:02:08.000 It's never just the one.
00:02:10.000 It is just the one. It never is.
00:02:11.000 It might be. Sometimes it is, but other times it's not.
00:02:15.000 It's just the one with the things that you want two of, like gloves.
00:02:17.000 And it's always multiple with the things you want just the one of, like...
00:02:20.000 Like boobs. Nice.
00:02:23.000 Luke, listen. So what's the emergency?
00:02:25.000 You are in a time-space-hyperloop paradox.
00:02:31.000 I've escaped the first one.
00:02:32.000 No, you didn't. I did.
00:02:33.000 No, you're about to wake up in the chair in about an hour.
00:02:35.000 Oh, fuck. Unless you finish a significant amount of booze.
00:02:41.000 So this is the way out.
00:02:42.000 It's the only way out. It's the only way out.
00:02:44.000 It's an escape. Look at Vlad.
00:02:46.000 There's space here. Surpresa?
00:02:55.000 Surpresa. What's your name?
00:03:04.000 Keep tea. Keep tea.
00:03:06.000 Keep tea. Keep tea.
00:03:08.000 Keep tea.
00:03:09.000 Of course, man. These are not too cupped, so I'm not going to fill them all over.
00:03:14.000 No, no, that's fine, that's fine. So Tristan is becoming a village, man.
00:03:16.000 Yeah. I'll make sure our driver's nice and drunk.
00:03:20.000 Safe. Nice. For people at home who do not know, this is pure gasoline.
00:03:29.000 Imagine going to your car.
00:03:31.000 Instead of putting gasoline in the pump, you put it in a nice cup.
00:03:34.000 and then you've taken a second to sit with it.
00:03:36.000 All right.
00:03:38.000 I'll just shake it again.
00:03:40.000 Beautiful.
00:03:47.000 This is good. Yeah, please.
00:03:49.000 Natural sparkling water.
00:03:50.000 Natural sparkling water. So, it's not a big famose.
00:03:53.000 I thought they put air in all of it.
00:03:54.000 That's because you're American. I didn't know this existed as a thing.
00:03:58.000 You didn't know the mineral water is natural and sparkling?
00:04:01.000 No. I didn't know that either.
00:04:02.000 Why would it be? I didn't know that.
00:04:03.000 I've done that for like 12 years.
00:04:05.000 But why? Because Blase tried to tell me that you could sell it in England.
00:04:08.000 Explain me some science.
00:04:09.000 Tristan, I need some science. Because there's carbon dioxide in it.
00:04:13.000 Why? Because there is.
00:04:15.000 Why is there zinc in it? Why is there magnesium in it?
00:04:18.000 Because it's around metals. You can stop by the side of the road and get natural sparkling water from the square.
00:04:23.000 Yeah, if you have a horse camera.
00:04:26.000 I don't think a Rambo would go up here.
00:04:28.000 It wouldn't. But also, ATVs would.
00:04:30.000 Would if I drove. It's true.
00:04:33.000 It probably would if Andrew drove.
00:04:37.000 That's just not fair. It's all sick.
00:04:40.000 Andrew, where are we? Why are we here?
00:04:49.000 We're stuck in a time warp.
00:04:52.000 Is booze the only way out?
00:04:54.000 I'm not sure what the way out is.
00:04:56.000 For 3,000 years we've lived the same day on repeat.
00:04:59.000 I don't even wake up and do the exact same thing.
00:05:01.000 I've been trying the booze.
00:05:03.000 Has it worked? Hasn't worked yet.
00:05:05.000 We're stuck in a time warp. Maybe anymore.
00:05:08.000 I don't know. There are worse places to be time warp in though.
00:05:15.000 There are. That would be ass.
00:05:20.000 Super ass. What gasses is it?
00:05:33.000 Do we have lighter? Yeah, but the gasses, it's really good.
00:05:39.000 What gases is it?
00:05:42.000 So someone saw this bubbling and has built a little house on top of me.
00:05:56.000 So there's mainly sulfur as you can sense now.
00:06:02.000 Yeah, yeah. There's a couple other minerals in it.
00:06:07.000 This is weird.
00:06:17.000 I just want to...
00:06:22.000 I don't want to...
00:06:28.000 I don't want to stay in the light.
00:06:31.000 So you feel it's a little bit warmer.
00:06:34.000 It's gas from the earth, so it's warmer.
00:06:37.000 It's carbon dioxide, sulfur, a couple other minerals that once you inhale them, they're good for your body.
00:06:47.000 You can't get dizzy if you're too low to it.
00:06:52.000 And the feeling is, they say if you spend enough time here, a tingling feeling through the testimony.
00:07:00.000 Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
00:07:04.000 First of all, you're not going to speed past that like you didn't just say what you just said.
00:07:09.000 If you spend enough time here, a tingling feeling through the testimony.
00:07:14.000 If you want, you can stay as long as you want until you get that feeling.
00:07:21.000 There's other ways to achieve that.
00:07:26.000 Many ways. Yep, there it goes.
00:07:36.000 No, I'm telling you, I put my face low.
00:07:39.000 Put your face low. See?
00:07:41.000 It hits hard. It hits hard.
00:07:43.000 It hits hard, bro. It hits very hard.
00:07:45.000 I'm telling you, I didn't just filming, just thinking, oh, you made it.
00:07:49.000 No, it hits hard like crack.
00:07:51.000 I told you. It hits super hard at that level.
00:07:54.000 You can scoop it up. Carbon dioxide.
00:07:58.000 Yes, you can! Yes, you can!
00:08:00.000 That was actually me.
00:08:02.000 Sorry. Ah!
00:08:05.000 It hits my eyes!
00:08:10.000 That's some poison!
00:08:11.000 This is where I eat Cheetos!
00:08:12.000 This is where you eat- This is where I eat Cheetos useful!
00:08:14.000 This is where I eat Cheetos useful!
00:08:15.000 Okay, now we lock you guys out.
00:08:17.000 This is where I eat it!
00:08:26.000 Hey, you survived. Where are we?
00:08:32.000 Nothing makes sense.
00:08:34.000 Come.
00:08:36.000 That's it. No more.
00:08:53.000 Seamless.
00:08:58.000 Soldier, these are better french fries.
00:09:02.000 Oh, you knew about them.
00:09:04.000 I knew about them.
00:09:08.000 They're french fries a little better.
00:09:10.000 Yeah, big pleasure. Everyone, you should have this.
00:09:13.000 You, you're in America.
00:09:14.000 You've never had this before, I guarantee you.
00:09:16.000 This is French fries, done better.
00:09:19.000 This can't be, this can't be that big.
00:09:34.000 Epic.
00:09:36.000 This. It's too good.
00:09:40.000 He didn't. He didn't at all.
00:09:44.000 But shit. Yeah, I'd kill him too.
00:09:49.000 Stabby stab. Some dude, I don't know, some heavy guy.
00:10:02.000 Their opponent pulled out and they want me to go fight.
00:10:06.000 So, I'm going to fight tomorrow.