Tate Speech - July 27, 2022


FRESH OUT OF JAIL ROMANIA | Tate Confidential Ep. 143


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

80.84615

Word Count

1,051

Sentence Count

125

Misogynist Sentences

7

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

The boys are back from their break and the boys are drunk as hell. They talk about a variety of topics including the recent raid at Tate Confidential, and how to count to infinity and beyond in sex. Also, the boys talk about how they would like to have sex with an infinite number of men and how many girls they've had sex with. They also talk about the importance of being a math nerd and how it's better than counting to infinity. And of course, they have a special guest on the show to help them figure out the answer to the question, "How many men have you had sexual intercourse with?" Enjoy the episode and don't forget to subscribe on your favorite streaming platform so you never miss an episode! XOXO, EJ & Luke xoxo - EJ and Luke xo - Ej and EJ x & EJ (and EJ s mom) EJ's dad, Ej s mom, Mrs. Cunos Luke's mom, Mr. Tate's mom and his girlfriend, Ms. Tate . Ej's dad and his sister, Mrs Tate's dad. . . . and Mrs Tate s mom and her boyfriend, Mr Tate's girlfriend. , Mr Tate s girlfriend and his friend, Ms Tate's sister. and the rest of the family. And they're all here in this episode and they're here to help out and talk about it all along with some of their favorite things. Luke s mom's birthday party. (EJ s , EJ is in this week's episode of Tate's first birthday party, and Mr. s mom is coming to the party, so he's going to be there and he's here with us this weekend, so we're here with EJ, and we can't wait for you guys to come back from his birthday party next week. EJ doesn't have time to go back to Mexico so he s here in Mexico so they're going to go to Mexico next week, so EJ has to stay in Mexico with us for the next week and he s going to Mexico for a few days, so that's cool with us to come to Mexico City, but he s coming back from Mexico City and we re going to do it in Mexico and we're going back on the next day, so you should come back in a week.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Oh
00:00:49.000 Gentlemen.
00:00:50.000 Gentlemen, our house has been raided.
00:00:53.000 All of our electronics have been taken.
00:00:57.000 Emergency, me! Emergency.
00:01:00.000 We just got out of jail. So?
00:01:02.000 And all of our electronics were taken and we were arrested.
00:01:05.000 Oh wait, what is this? Wait, you were in the VIP section.
00:01:08.000 And you wasn't in the VIP section.
00:01:09.000 Ah, you were in the VIP section. Of jail.
00:01:11.000 I was in a jail cell. Yeah, no, I was in the VIP jail cell.
00:01:13.000 You didn't do the jail Aikido?
00:01:15.000 You were in the VIP section? You were in the same cell as me.
00:01:17.000 Listen, bro, I was in the VIP section.
00:01:19.000 Nah, I was in the loser section.
00:01:22.000 We were definitely in the VIP section.
00:01:24.000 You couldn't see us from all the way down there.
00:01:25.000 They've taken iPads, $400,000 worth of fucking supercomputers, our entire YouTube studio for- All of our cash?
00:01:34.000 All of our cash for our emergency meetings.
00:01:36.000 They've taken everything. Okay.
00:01:38.000 Still got my NFTs. No, so it does sound like an emergency.
00:01:43.000 Emergency meeting. Emergency meeting.
00:01:45.000 We just got out of jail. We can't do emergency meetings.
00:01:47.000 Are we going to tell the people on Tate Confidential why a bunch of men, a bunch of SWAT officers with MP5s ran into our house?
00:01:54.000 You still? Literally. All right, I'll tell them.
00:01:56.000 All right. Because Luke wasn't wearing his fucking space suit.
00:02:00.000 We fucking told you.
00:02:01.000 I know, guys. Luke! I know!
00:02:03.000 See? Write it in!
00:02:05.000 Look! Put it on!
00:02:07.000 Put it on!
00:02:09.000 Ned, you're not allowed to kidnap this many people.
00:02:19.000 What a fucking moron.
00:02:25.000 Bye!
00:02:29.000 Susan, I told you brother you're not allowed to kidnap this many people.
00:02:33.000 I'm not allowed to kidnap one.
00:02:35.000 That's the point. So I may as well go all in.
00:02:38.000 I'm going to go all in.
00:03:11.000 Welcome.
00:03:14.000 Oh Oh, I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you.
00:03:19.000 Woo! You got it!
00:03:36.000 Amateur Hour! Amateur Hour!
00:03:38.000 Special kind of magic in the air. When you come around you know the heart and the knees will share the pain.
00:03:49.000 Come on, let me put my arms around you, it's what I can't control. There are no signs that I'm hurting, did you let me?
00:04:02.000 I can't go back to living without you.
00:04:11.000 My name is Horatio Tudor.
00:04:13.000 I don't care what your name is.
00:04:15.000 Are you thirsty? You've been out here a long time.
00:04:19.000 Oh, ok!
00:04:21.000 You need to drink something with me.
00:04:22.000 Sure, sure.
00:04:23.000 Sure.
00:04:24.000 Drink.
00:04:25.000 Drink.
00:04:26.000 For your health.
00:04:27.000 Drink with us, you don't have one drink!
00:04:30.000 You must have one drink. Drink the drink.
00:04:32.000 If you want us to talk, you must drink the vodka, brother.
00:04:38.000 We wait for you to drink, man. Come on, let's go.
00:04:40.000 Here. Noroc. Noroc.
00:04:41.000 Ce facem? Drink. Nu acum.
00:04:43.000 Nu acum. Nu acum.
00:04:47.000 Nu acum.
00:04:49.000 Mr. Tate.
00:04:51.000 Mr. Tate. N-a mai cunoscut.
00:04:53.000 Oh, that one's a thing. Nice bit of rum.
00:05:01.000 Neat and sweet rum.
00:05:03.000 It's not neat and it's not sweet.
00:05:09.000 You're a math nerd.
00:05:16.000 What's the ratio? Six to one?
00:05:19.000 Nah, it might be more.
00:05:22.000 Yeah. Admit math is just numbers.
00:05:25.000 Math is just numbers.
00:05:26.000 Wait, wait, wait. Math is just numbers.
00:05:28.000 You admit math is numbers. Correct.
00:05:30.000 Admit if you were to count how many men you had sex with, it'd be in numbers.
00:05:35.000 Is it a number, yes or no?
00:05:38.000 Zero is a number. Is it a number?
00:05:42.000 Four is a number, too.
00:05:45.000 No, but I'm going to go with zero.
00:05:48.000 Do you admit you use the same numbers to count how many men you like sex with as you do how many girls are in this room?
00:05:55.000 And you admit you're a master.
00:05:57.000 I admit you love numbers.
00:05:59.000 I do like numbers.
00:06:02.000 No, no, but no.
00:06:04.000 I mean I like to enjoy it.
00:06:06.000 And if you admit zero and if Finny almost the same.
00:06:08.000 He's had sex with infinite number of men.
00:06:10.000 Immediately.
00:06:12.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:06:14.000 How many men you had sex with?
00:06:16.000 man you had sex with.
00:06:17.000 Zero. What's a hundred divided by zero?
00:06:22.000 Infinity? No, but that doesn't mean infinity.
00:06:28.000 You had sex with infinity and guy.
00:06:30.000 I'm leaving. You guys have fun with your whoopies.
00:06:33.000 Number of boobies.
00:06:35.000 I don't care. I don't care.
00:06:37.000 I don't care. I don't care.
00:06:39.000 I don't care.
00:06:45.000 Let's get a fuckin'acao to Zeke take it boy Let's get a fuckin'acao to Zeke take it boy Pandoit's da day Let's get a fuckin'acao to Zeke take it boy He és beutiful Mamma wont le eviter Zeke Take it boy Let's get a music to colymbania
00:07:14.000 Let's get a fuckin'acao to Zeke take it boy What is this?
00:07:20.000 The car. Are these the parties supposed to be like?
00:07:27.000 It was supposed to be like that.
00:07:29.000 God, let me go.
00:07:31.000 I'm sorry.
00:07:43.000 Wait.
00:08:02.000 What?
00:08:05.000 I'm sorry.
00:08:07.000 Oh!
00:08:15.000 Look!
00:08:17.000 Yeah.
00:08:20.000 That's fine.
00:08:28.000 Now it's wrestling!
00:08:30.000 Come on, come on, come on!
00:08:32.000 Come on, come on, come on!
00:08:34.000 You're fucking rude!
00:08:46.000 Take your fucking food!
00:08:48.000 Take your fucking food!
00:08:50.000 You're not rude!
00:08:52.000 Take your fucking food!
00:08:54.000 Take your fucking food!
00:08:56.000 Take the food!
00:08:58.000 You're fucking rude!
00:09:08.000 Meeting you with a view to waking
00:09:34.000 Face to face in secret places Feel the chill Life all covers me But you know the plans I'm making seem overseas.
00:10:01.000 Could it be the hole of opening white?
00:10:06.000 You know what's funny? What's funny is, I know it's exactly what I'm talking about.
00:10:10.000 A sacred white, a mystery keeping inside.
00:10:16.000 Who weakens why?
00:10:18.000 Until we Dance into the fire That fatal kiss is all we need Dance into the fire To fatal sounds of broken dreams Dance into the fire That fatal kiss is all we need Dance into the fire
00:10:48.000 I'm still here Is it a view to wake here?
00:11:05.000 Between the shades Assassin nation Standing still There's crystal tears Full of snowflakes on your body First time in years To drench your skin
00:11:34.000 But lovers' roses tame A chance to find The fear needs for the flame A chance to die But can we Dance into the fire That fatal kiss is all we need Dance into the fire
00:12:03.000 To fatal sounds of broken dreams Dance into the fire That fatal kiss is all we need Dance into the fire
00:12:19.000 When all we see is The chicken tender.
00:12:55.000 Okay. Milkshake.
00:12:58.000 Nice.