Tate Speech - February 21, 2025


INSTITUTIONALIZED | Tate Confidential Ep 272


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

130.18994

Word Count

1,942

Sentence Count

238

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

Tristan is off house arrest and wants to go out and do something outside of the house. The rest of the guys don t want him to go outside because they don t know what else to do with him.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 He's going out right now.
00:00:14.000 Yeah.
00:00:14.000 Yeah, they're going to have the rest after seven months and three days.
00:00:17.000 Why are we not going out?
00:00:22.000 What do you mean?
00:00:28.000 Martha.
00:00:30.000 Tristan, please don't buy into this.
00:00:35.000 You've been on house arrest for seven months.
00:00:37.000 And three days.
00:00:38.000 We can go now.
00:00:40.000 We can go do something.
00:00:41.000 We have a chance to go do something.
00:00:45.000 Don't get my laptop.
00:00:47.000 *laughs* *laughs* *laughs*
00:01:18.000 You've been off house arrest for 24 hours and you're still exactly where you've been for the past seven months.
00:01:22.000 Can we please go do something today that does not consist of sitting at this war room table?
00:01:27.000 A pancake swap.
00:01:30.000 We can't stay in the trenches forever.
00:01:33.000 We have to exit the trenches.
00:01:35.000 You can.
00:01:36.000 I'm Bill different.
00:01:39.000 You're saying after seven months and four days, I should leave my house?
00:01:45.000 I mean, that's my vote.
00:01:47.000 I actually think you're going stir-crazy.
00:01:48.000 And what's outside?
00:01:53.000 Anything but the trenches.
00:01:55.000 But what is...
00:01:55.000 How much have you made from the trenches?
00:01:57.000 Not enough to justify staying here.
00:01:58.000 What is actually outside?
00:02:01.000 Well, you've got a Christmas Lambo that you haven't driven yet.
00:02:05.000 My green Christmas Lambo?
00:02:07.000 I forgot I bought that.
00:02:09.000 I haven't driven that once.
00:02:10.000 No?
00:02:11.000 I've never driven...
00:02:11.000 You haven't.
00:02:12.000 My phone's not even paired.
00:02:14.000 I could drive my Christmas Lambo.
00:02:16.000 What would you drive, Tristan?
00:02:20.000 Lada's still at the lawyer's office.
00:02:22.000 Okay.
00:02:23.000 I'm not going to let him drive Lada.
00:02:24.000 So we need cars.
00:02:26.000 Story of our life.
00:02:27.000 We always need cars.
00:02:29.000 You know?
00:02:30.000 We need more cars.
00:02:33.000 How many McLaren 765LTs do we have?
00:02:35.000 That's the car we have the most of.
00:02:37.000 It's my favorite car.
00:02:38.000 We have seven, eight, nine.
00:02:41.000 How many do we have?
00:02:44.000 If you know what you got, you ain't got much.
00:02:47.000 What happened to going out?
00:02:54.000 I don't know.
00:02:54.000 Yeah, I'm off house arrest.
00:02:55.000 I'm celebrating.
00:03:01.000 This is not the way.
00:03:02.000 I'm off house arrest.
00:03:05.000 Well, I can't celebrate.
00:03:09.000 All we did while we were on house arrest was play SSB. It's an old tactic, you gotta change it up.
00:03:19.000 Why are we playing SSB? You've not been out of the house since you got off house arrest.
00:03:35.000 And it is not the way.
00:03:38.000 We always play SSB even on house arrest.
00:03:40.000 You can't keep playing SSB when you're off house arrest.
00:03:42.000 Yeah, but I'm celebrating that I got off house arrest, so I'm having fun by playing SSB. Marcel, talk some sense into this, man.
00:03:47.000 That means you're absolutely right.
00:03:48.000 There's nothing outside but people, and people suck.
00:03:51.000 What am I going to do?
00:03:51.000 What am I going to talk about?
00:03:52.000 What are they going to tell me?
00:03:53.000 They're going to tell me their interesting life stories.
00:03:54.000 My life's been more interesting on house arrest for the last seven months than most people in their freedom.
00:03:59.000 How are you free if you're fucking broke?
00:04:01.000 Oh, my life's great.
00:04:02.000 I'm free.
00:04:02.000 I went to the park.
00:04:03.000 You're a brokey.
00:04:04.000 Most of you motherfuckers should just go to jail and get free.
00:04:07.000 Get a free fucking meal each day and a lie-in.
00:04:10.000 Because you niggers are getting up just to fucking pay bills.
00:04:12.000 At least in jail you got no bills.
00:04:14.000 At least you could sleep.
00:04:15.000 Jail's better than the life most people live.
00:04:18.000 My house arrest and my fucking compound with all of my females and my shisha, my endless cigars and massages and my gym and my smash bros is better than 99% of people's lives will ever be.
00:04:31.000 So when the police think they're punishing me, I have to show them that they're not by staying in the second they let me go.
00:04:35.000 I don't want to go anywhere.
00:04:37.000 There's nothing outside to see.
00:04:39.000 There's nowhere to go.
00:04:40.000 There's nothing to do.
00:04:41.000 There's nothing that's going to be nearly as fun as kicking the living fuck out of Marcel and Tristan at Smash Bros.
00:04:45.000 Name one thing that would be more fun than this or trenches.
00:04:48.000 Go on.
00:04:49.000 What's outside?
00:04:50.000 Name something.
00:04:51.000 The sky.
00:04:52.000 The moon.
00:04:54.000 Is that what you want me to do?
00:04:55.000 Go play with the fucking butterflies like a faggot.
00:04:57.000 Is that what you would do?
00:04:58.000 It's only been seven months, three days, and we go outside, there's butterflies outside.
00:05:02.000 Touching grass like a fucking homo.
00:05:04.000 Bailey, I'm not gay, okay?
00:05:07.000 When you lock me on house arrest, my reply to that is fine.
00:05:10.000 I will stay on house arrest.
00:05:11.000 Oh, you can go out now.
00:05:12.000 No, I can't.
00:05:13.000 I don't want to.
00:05:14.000 I don't want to.
00:05:16.000 Judge, Your Honor, I don't want to go outside.
00:05:19.000 No thanks.
00:05:21.000 When they were asking me in court, why do you want to leave house arrest?
00:05:23.000 I'm like, I don't really want to leave house arrest.
00:05:24.000 It's fine.
00:05:26.000 Okay, well, you'll stay.
00:05:28.000 Good.
00:05:28.000 Then eventually, after seven months, they're like, okay, we're going to let you out.
00:05:32.000 I didn't really ask for that, but okay.
00:05:35.000 So now I'm celebrating.
00:05:36.000 We're playing Smash Bros.
00:05:36.000 in my house.
00:05:40.000 Well, it's complicated.
00:05:42.000 I'm the do-it-back-to-you guy, you know?
00:05:45.000 Andrew, you're the human trafficker.
00:05:46.000 Do you know what I'm going to do?
00:05:47.000 I'm not going to say I'm not a human trafficker.
00:05:48.000 You know what I'm going to do?
00:05:49.000 I'm going to start human trafficking.
00:05:50.000 That's what I am.
00:05:51.000 Andrew, you're nasty and mean.
00:05:53.000 I'll become nasty and mean.
00:05:55.000 I'm that guy.
00:05:55.000 If you're gonna call me it, I may as well fucking do it.
00:05:59.000 I'm now the man who never leaves his house.
00:06:02.000 That's who I am.
00:06:04.000 That's what I do.
00:06:06.000 Maybe if I get a new car, I'll leave my house.
00:06:08.000 Do I need a new car?
00:06:09.000 How many cars do we got, Tristan?
00:06:11.000 68. Do we need 70 cars?
00:06:14.000 If I get a new car, I might go out.
00:06:16.000 Until then, I'm playing Smash Bros.
00:06:19.000 If you take away the G and the R, how do you pronounce touching grass?
00:06:22.000 Touching ass?
00:06:25.000 Exactly.
00:06:26.000 Bailey, with his butterflies.
00:06:29.000 Butterfly Bailey.
00:06:30.000 Fucking hell.
00:06:32.000 I don't know what Tristan's getting at with the touching ass.
00:06:36.000 Nature's great.
00:06:37.000 Thank you.
00:06:39.000 I'm experiencing nature right now.
00:06:41.000 Look at this.
00:06:42.000 We're in a beautiful sandy castle.
00:06:44.000 Look, look at our nature.
00:06:46.000 We got sunshine coming through the windows up top.
00:06:50.000 Shisha please!
00:06:55.000 Unlimited everything I've ever wanted.
00:06:56.000 Three whiskey and cokes and a cigarette, please.
00:06:58.000 My jail's literally better than Esco bars.
00:07:01.000 Tristan, you can't drink.
00:07:02.000 We just woke up.
00:07:03.000 It's morning.
00:07:04.000 That's what I can do.
00:07:05.000 I'm a full grown man, baby.
00:07:07.000 In case you haven't noticed.
00:07:09.000 That game doesn't count because, uh, baby, wasn't it?
00:07:12.000 Oh, I was playing.
00:07:14.000 Andrew Grinder will be there tomorrow, man.
00:07:17.000 You weren't the computer that beat me, though.
00:07:19.000 That was Joker.
00:07:19.000 Just because I'm on my phone does not mean I'm on Grinder.
00:07:21.000 I'm on Grinder.
00:07:22.000 You are!
00:07:24.000 Can you prove you weren't on Grindr to any of us?
00:07:27.000 So if I'm ever on my phone, instead of playing Smash Bros, it's automatically Grindr.
00:07:30.000 Andrew, it's the Romanian system.
00:07:33.000 Can you prove that you weren't on Grindr?
00:07:35.000 No?
00:07:36.000 Guilty.
00:07:39.000 True.
00:07:41.000 Marcel, can he prove to you he was not on Grindr?
00:07:43.000 I love being on House Arrest!
00:07:45.000 This is sick.
00:07:46.000 Free.
00:07:47.000 At last.
00:07:49.000 This is great.
00:07:50.000 Baby, have you got Grindr on that camera?
00:07:52.000 Grindr will be there tomorrow.
00:07:53.000 Grind it over there tomorrow!
00:08:11.000 - Get him. - Come on brain man, get him.
00:08:15.000 Get him and hold him.
00:08:16.000 Fuck off! - Yeah, I told you, so it was dangerous bro.
00:08:21.000 Grind it You did win.
00:08:28.000 Tristan sucks.
00:08:30.000 Tristan, how does it feel to be horrible at SSB? So,
00:09:18.000 house arrest for seven months.
00:09:20.000 I basically locked myself in the house.
00:09:22.000 Cars have just shown up because we're free.
00:09:24.000 I'm gonna drive wherever Andrew says that's the plan wherever he wants to go clues Yash Galatz Timishwara Anywhere in the country and wants to go we are driving this car looks sick Okay, I just gonna want to stay home the guy who did this car I could trust there's no secret wires by decoy in this car This guy's legit So we're golden so wherever Andy wants to go is where we're going he's free from housework
00:09:51.000 Which means I'm free from house arrest because I put myself in house arrest because Andrew was on house arrest so I'm gonna jump clean and Put on a suit.
00:09:57.000 We're gonna jump in these cars and speed off into the sunset somewhere.
00:10:01.000 Don't know where.
00:10:03.000 We'll decide.
00:10:03.000 Andre this looks fucking amazing Pick which car you're driving tell me the plan ever going No wires in the car, huh?
00:10:19.000 Wow That is a mean looking car It is the best looking car I've ever seen.
00:10:30.000 765 is the best car anyway.
00:10:32.000 Look at that.
00:10:33.000 Look at the detail of the car.
00:10:35.000 Get the fuck in.
00:10:35.000 Put it on ultra HD, do some fucking lens zoom.
00:10:38.000 It's the best looking tire I've ever seen.
00:10:42.000 I've never seen a better look of the tire.
00:10:44.000 It's like you've done it with the other one.
00:10:49.000 Wow.
00:10:54.000 This car has a lot of work to do.
00:10:58.000 Because that looks amazing, 10 out of 10.
00:11:02.000 When the sun hits it and it overtakes you, you're like, "What the fuck was that?" Full carbon, everything is carbon.
00:11:08.000 And you took all the chrome off it, you blocked all the badges.
00:11:11.000 All the badges, and we had to paint some other parts.
00:11:15.000 The car is fully, fully PPF'd.
00:11:17.000 I mean, there is PPF in places that you wouldn't think.
00:11:22.000 Fully, fully carbon.
00:11:24.000 That's amazing.
00:11:26.000 In the sunshine, that is gonna pop.
00:11:29.000 So where are we going?
00:11:31.000 It's Christmas Lambo, we haven't driven yet.
00:11:41.000 I've got the brand new pink, fully carbon 765.
00:11:45.000 And I'm off house arrest.
00:11:47.000 Yep.
00:11:49.000 I'm off house arrest.
00:12:19.000 Alright, finished finished the car.
00:12:49.000 Tour.
00:12:49.000 Who's taking what?
00:12:50.000 Tristan, you taking the Lambo or the McLaren?
00:12:55.000 No.
00:12:55.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:59.000 We can't be doing this.
00:13:01.000 Fuck, you're right.
00:13:02.000 This game doesn't count because Bailey's not in it.
00:13:06.000 Andrew.
00:13:09.000 Andrew, you can't buy a brand new McLaren and sit here and play SSB. Earth to Andrew.
00:13:20.000 This is not...
00:13:21.000 Hello, Andrew, hello.
00:13:23.000 Oh, fuck off, you fucking Indonesian Nepalese, you fucking Pakistani fuck.
00:13:28.000 This is bullshit.
00:13:29.000 This is Pakistani-India bullshit.
00:13:32.000 Fucking bullshit.
00:13:37.000 Andrew.
00:13:38.000 What?
00:13:39.000 You just bought a brand new plan.
00:13:42.000 Okay.
00:13:42.000 We're supposed to go driving.
00:13:44.000 Why?
00:13:45.000 That was the plan.
00:13:47.000 The plan was for Tristan to get in the Lambo, you to get in McLaren, and then we were going to take off and go test it out.
00:13:54.000 Seven months, four days of house arrest.
00:13:57.000 I think I should celebrate my freedom by playing Smash Bros.
00:14:01.000 And if you're not playing Smash Bros, it's because you're on Grindr.
00:14:04.000 Grindr will be there tomorrow, Bailey.
00:14:06.000 So put the fucking Grindr camera down and lock in.
00:14:10.000 I ain't going nowhere.
00:14:12.000 This is Pakistani.
00:14:15.000 Indonesian, Nepalese...
00:14:15.000 Louis, close the door.
00:14:17.000 Bouton bullshit.
00:14:19.000 That's why I lost.
00:14:20.000 Because Tristan cheated.
00:14:22.000 But the next game he won't be allowed to.
00:14:24.000 Oh, drive through McLaren, drive through Lambo.
00:14:26.000 Maybe you should go out.
00:14:27.000 What the fuck do I want to go out for?
00:14:29.000 Keep me on house arrest.
00:14:31.000 Judge.
00:14:32.000 Tristan, I think something's wrong with your brother.
00:14:35.000 I mean, he just lost this game, so...
00:14:37.000 Skill issue, I guess.
00:14:40.000 First...
00:14:41.000 You hate the walls.
00:14:44.000 Then, you get used to them.
00:14:45.000 And after a while, kind of depend on them, you know?
00:14:49.000 Not sure I can survive on the outside anymore.
00:14:50.000 I'm fully institutionalized.
00:14:52.000 Have you seen the Shawshank Redemption?
00:14:54.000 The old man hangs himself.