Tate Speech - March 02, 2025


The Tate Escape | Tate Confidential Ep 273


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

140.49458

Word Count

1,515

Sentence Count

174

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

Tristan and Andrew are on a plane headed back to the US. However, they can't get on the plane because the Romanian police don't allow them through the airport because they think they're guilty of a crime they didn't commit.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 The police will not let us go through.
00:00:10.000 They said there's a f*** for Tristan only, not me.
00:00:13.000 Guys, we can't keep playing SSB.
00:00:39.000 They told us the jet is ready to go, and you've been playing SSB for the past five hours.
00:00:46.000 We can't keep playing SSB. I told you!
00:00:55.000 I literally told you!
00:00:57.000 The car's ready, the jet's ready, and yet you're playing SSB. We can't keep doing this.
00:01:03.000 Andrew, do you even feel like leaving?
00:01:06.000 How long have I been here?
00:01:08.000 Not long enough.
00:01:10.000 I don't feel bored of Smash Bros yet.
00:01:12.000 How long have I been here in Romania?
00:01:15.000 790-something days, but...
00:01:17.000 Three years?
00:01:17.000 There's plenty more ass-whoopings left in here.
00:01:22.000 Guys, can this please be the last game?
00:01:27.000 Yes?
00:01:28.000 No?
00:01:28.000 Maybe so?
00:01:29.000 No.
00:01:30.000 Tea.
00:01:32.000 Please.
00:01:33.000 Literally, please.
00:01:34.000 If you were at a party that you were really enjoying, would you want to leave early?
00:01:38.000 This isn't a party.
00:01:39.000 Isn't it?
00:01:40.000 It is.
00:01:40.000 This whole judicial process, they thought they were punishing us, but we were playing Smash Bros.
00:01:43.000 Yeah.
00:01:44.000 Everyone thinks like, oh, the kids can't leave the house.
00:01:46.000 Now that I'm supposed to, I don't even want to.
00:01:49.000 They spent all this money and time in court and judges and lawyers and prosecutors and indictments and all this crap, and Tristan and I the whole time just played Smash Bros.
00:01:56.000 It's fine.
00:01:57.000 It's not a joke.
00:01:58.000 We never gave a shit about any of it.
00:01:59.000 I like Smash Bros.
00:01:59.000 We're like, there's an indictment!
00:02:01.000 So?
00:02:01.000 I've never read any of my indictments.
00:02:03.000 I don't know what I'm accused of.
00:02:04.000 Oh, what?
00:02:04.000 Papers?
00:02:05.000 I'm playing some recros.
00:02:07.000 Let's have papers.
00:02:07.000 Now there's a jet to get us out of the country after three years of imprisonment.
00:02:11.000 Yawn.
00:02:12.000 Boring!
00:02:13.000 In that case, I've got next game, okay?
00:02:16.000 Fuck's sake!
00:02:18.000 You're a cheater.
00:02:19.000 You're a fucking lamer.
00:02:21.000 You're an Indonesian piece of shit.
00:02:24.000 You go to Lombok.
00:02:25.000 And you walk around, and you drink little cups of tea, and you say, how do I cheat at Smash Bros?
00:02:28.000 I'm up with a little Indonesian plan.
00:02:30.000 Yeah, I drink bintang.
00:02:34.000 I'm not going anywhere until I whoop your ass.
00:02:36.000 Tell them the cars they have to wait.
00:02:38.000 You're not going anywhere until you whoop my ass?
00:02:41.000 Actually, tell them that we're never leaving, then.
00:02:43.000 Chrissy, tell them we'll be right there.
00:02:46.000 You might.
00:02:47.000 You just go, Bailey.
00:02:48.000 Yeah, you want to leave so bad, you fuck off and go.
00:02:50.000 We're having a good time.
00:02:51.000 Three more years of arrest is fine by me, I don't care.
00:02:54.000 I'm trying to harsh my buzz.
00:02:57.000 I'm enjoying some Smash Bros.
00:03:00.000 Why are you going to be a party pooper, Bailey?
00:03:02.000 Party pooper Bailey?
00:03:03.000 There's something wrong with you, mate.
00:03:06.000 My man enjoy itself.
00:03:12.000 Alright, hand me a controller.
00:03:13.000 So we got clearance to fly back to the United States and leave Romania.
00:03:31.000 As long as it was done in secret.
00:03:33.000 So our Twitters went dark, and at 2 a.m., when everybody was supposed to be asleep, they reopened the closed airport, which usually closes at 10 p.m., and we got here to board a transatlantic jet.
00:03:46.000 However, for some reason, we've been stuck here for three hours, and the police will not let us go through.
00:03:50.000 They say this is for Tristan only, not me.
00:03:54.000 Which doesn't even make sense.
00:03:56.000 We don't know where it's from, and they're not letting us through.
00:03:59.000 So, we're now speaking ******, which is Romanian ******.
00:04:03.000 We understand they're sending a team here now to see if they can clear this ******, which is European-wide.
00:04:10.000 It's now 5 o'clock in the morning, 5:17 in the morning.
00:04:14.000 See if we can get out of here before sunrise because if the sun comes up and the media picks up that we were supposed to have left, it's gonna become a nightmare. - 791 days. it's gonna become a nightmare. - 791 days.
00:04:34.000 Been a while, old friend, but the world was a different place back then.
00:04:40.000 Feels like we finally have a sword now to fight back.
00:04:44.000 Well, the fight continues.
00:04:46.000 We haven't won yet.
00:04:48.000 We're nowhere near winning.
00:04:50.000 I think the work may have just begun.
00:05:09.000 Boys.
00:05:09.000 It's official, boys.
00:05:12.000 It's not official yet.
00:05:14.000 It's still on the fucking runway.
00:05:16.000 It's not official yet, friend.
00:05:18.000 Not yet.
00:05:19.000 I don't trust these Romanians.
00:05:21.000 Last time I got arrested.
00:05:23.000 Last time on a one-day stopover.
00:05:25.000 Until this plane is off the ground.
00:05:28.000 Until this plane is out of Romanian airspace, nothing's official.
00:05:34.000 Bailey.
00:05:35.000 Yes, sir.
00:05:36.000 Will you join me for a toast?
00:05:41.000 Absolutely.
00:05:41.000 To work to be done, new grand adventures, and getting the fuck off of a rest.
00:05:49.000 Okay, you haven't explained to people the drink combo that we're going to be having.
00:05:56.000 Oh, well, explain.
00:05:57.000 An espresso and a beer.
00:05:59.000 Espresso, one hand, a beer, and the other.
00:06:00.000 Because I promised myself in jail I was going to do it.
00:06:02.000 And you know what?
00:06:03.000 I bought a memento from jail.
00:06:04.000 Can you guess what it is?
00:06:06.000 Yes, that's right.
00:06:07.000 It's this $12,000 tailor-made jacket.
00:06:10.000 Because this was my jail pillow.
00:06:12.000 And I've worn this with my jade-encrusted suit to show the world that they can't faze me.
00:06:18.000 I take my jail pillow everywhere I go because I'm ready to go back.
00:06:22.000 I'm ready.
00:06:23.000 I ain't scared.
00:06:25.000 You know who you are, Andrew?
00:06:27.000 You know what we are?
00:06:31.000 We are fucking back.
00:06:37.000 We are so fucking back.
00:06:40.000 No one has ever been more back than we just got.
00:06:48.000 It's true.
00:06:49.000 And we never really left.
00:06:51.000 And now we're back, but we're starting from already kind of still being there, you know?
00:06:58.000 Yeah.
00:06:58.000 It's like we never left, but still massively came back.
00:07:04.000 We never left, but we're massively back.
00:07:07.000 Massively.
00:07:08.000 Without ever leaving.
00:07:11.000 Imagine not liking us.
00:07:15.000 Oh, that's a bad thing for you, isn't it?
00:07:19.000 All we do is win in the end.
00:07:21.000 All we do is win.
00:07:23.000 Name a time the Tates have ever lost.
00:07:25.000 Four criminal cases in a corrupt Romanian system.
00:07:31.000 British cases on top.
00:07:32.000 Name a time we've ever lost.
00:07:34.000 Everyone thought, oh, they're done.
00:07:37.000 And now we're back.
00:07:40.000 This was my life only three years ago.
00:07:42.000 Private jets, golf streams, flying around the world doing whatever I wanted, wearing expensive cash beer overcoats.
00:07:48.000 Then they threw me in jail and they forgot I'm a fucking tough guy.
00:07:51.000 It's almost like I thought I wasn't a tough guy.
00:07:53.000 Like I'm some rich kid.
00:07:55.000 The only reason I had that life is because I started off as a fucking tough guy.
00:08:00.000 Small hiatus.
00:08:02.000 You feel that?
00:08:03.000 It's the feeling of leaving Romanian soil.
00:08:06.000 We're off the ground.
00:08:08.000 We're back.
00:08:09.000 We're back.
00:08:12.000 Small hiatus.
00:08:14.000 Got to enjoy Romanian jail.
00:08:15.000 That was fun.
00:08:16.000 It was entertaining.
00:08:17.000 It's nice to see all sides of the spectrum, you know?
00:08:21.000 Time is warm.
00:08:29.000 What was I about to ask?
00:08:31.000 Do you want some drink?
00:08:34.000 No, no strong alcohol.
00:08:36.000 I would like a double espresso and a beer.
00:08:39.000 Do you have any beer?
00:08:40.000 Sorry, we don't have the beers, but we have the champagne, wine, and...
00:08:44.000 I'll take a double espresso and a whiskey then.
00:08:46.000 Thank you.
00:08:47.000 You know, I'll have a coffee as well.
00:08:49.000 We'll have two cappuccinos also.
00:08:51.000 Since we've been in jail, I said, when our wheels take off from the runway of Romania, and when he's sitting on the jet, Drinking a double espresso and a beer.
00:09:06.000 It turns out I was lying.
00:09:10.000 It's got to be a double espresso and a whiskey.
00:09:14.000 I lied to you.
00:09:17.000 791 days I kept you to see it.
00:09:19.000 You fooled into thinking you knew the outcome of this masterful dance I was doing.
00:09:26.000 But the crescendo has come and crushed you like a bug.
00:09:31.000 Under the heel of my chute.
00:09:33.000 How do you feel?
00:09:35.000 I don't care that you randomly changed alcohol at the last minute after promising me for three years you were going to have an espresso and a beer on a private jet when we escaped going to jail.
00:09:45.000 You didn't beat me.
00:09:46.000 I don't care that you said whiskey now.
00:09:48.000 So why do I sense your anxiety, your anguish?
00:09:52.000 Why can I tell that you feel upset a tiny bit?
00:09:58.000 For three solid years, you did tell me espresso and beer, and you have just changed it.
00:10:04.000 Maybe you did trick me.
00:10:05.000 Not that I care about any of this.
00:10:08.000 For three years, you'd say, one day, Andrew, we're going to bust this case.
00:10:11.000 We're going to get away from it.
00:10:13.000 Everyone thinks we're going to jail.
00:10:14.000 We're not going to go to jail.
00:10:14.000 We're going to be on a private jet, and I'm going to have espresso in one hand and a beer in the other.
00:10:18.000 And now, for some reason, he's changed it to whiskey, and he's attacking me with it, and it's kind of working.
00:10:23.000 You forget two things.
00:10:26.000 At the last minute.
00:10:28.000 And right under your nose.
00:10:33.000 Fine.
00:10:34.000 So you are upset.
00:10:37.000 I don't think this is what you're saying.
00:10:41.000 Oh, he will.
00:10:46.000 He will.