Tate Speech - September 08, 2024


International Ferrari Day | Tate Confidential Ep 255


Episode Stats

Length

23 minutes

Words per Minute

143.93983

Word Count

3,349

Sentence Count

380

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

14


Summary

Tristan is a dork. He likes music, he likes cars, and he wants to buy more cars, but he can't seem to stop. So he buys more cars and more cars. He buys so many cars that he has no idea what to do with them. And then he buys a car in Dubai for $1.4 million, and then another coupe in Dubai before he was arrested for 1.6 million. Then he bought a coupe of another color for 1 million. And finally, he bought an A12 GTS for $11 million. And he still doesn't know what to drive. And he doesn't even drive the cars he's driving. And that's a good thing, because he's not driving any of them. He's driving them all around the world in a car that he doesn t even know what it is, and no one knows what they're even called. And no one can even tell him what they are, because they don't even have a clue what a car like that is? So he just buys them all the more he wants them, and they're not even worth driving them? And then they're gone? Well, what's the point in all of that? Tristan has 70 cars and he still can't keep up with them all of them, so he just keeps buying more and more of them and more, and more. And now he's under arrest for human trafficking and he's in Romania, and it's not even remotely close to being a normal human trafficker. . That's right, he's a human traff trafficker, but it's better than he knows what he's up to something like that he's been driving around in a Lamborghini or something called a Lambo? . . . and he can drive them around and drive them in his car, so why not drive them all over the world? , right? Let's talk about it, shall we? Just pay him a visit, shall he? If you like cars, then let him know what he should drive them, then he can have them on the road, then you'll get a discount on them, right?? and he'll be able to drive them home and get them on his next time he drives them in the next one? Or not have to pay for them at the airport, but they'll have them in a garage ?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵Music🎵 🎵Music🎵
00:00:35.000 So we're going to pick up the A12 because they've got a new sound system.
00:00:37.000 right? Well, love music.
00:00:40.000 Tristan loves music. As we all know, he's a music fan.
00:00:43.000 Ah, thank you, sir. You too.
00:00:46.000 Thank you. Thanks.
00:00:50.000 We all know Tristan's a massive music fan.
00:00:52.000 What is it, Taylor Swift? Yeah.
00:00:55.000 Primarily Taylor Swift.
00:00:56.000 Tristan is the world's largest Swifty.
00:00:58.000 Can confirm. And all his girlfriends call him Swifty, not only because of his music taste, but how quick he is to ejaculate.
00:01:07.000 So, the 812 competition, annoyingly, speaking of music, can we turn that music off?
00:01:15.000 The 812 competition, annoyingly, because I bought so many of them, had a shit sound system.
00:01:20.000 I didn't expect it. Obviously, I chose the more expensive sound system.
00:01:23.000 I spec'd it on the options, and then I bought an Aperta for 2.4 million, and then I bought a coupe in Dubai before I was arrested for 1.4 million, and then I bought another coupe here for 1.6 million, and then I bought another coupe of another color for 1.6 million.
00:01:35.000 So I spent 10 or 11 million on these cars, and their sound systems are terrible.
00:01:40.000 Now the Ferrari sound system in the SF90 isn't that bad.
00:01:44.000 So why they put a car with more space, which is supposed to be a tour, with more room, they put a worse sound system in, I don't know.
00:01:51.000 So I've had to go through the effort of having the sound system in my 812 competition in Dubai changed, and the sound system in my Aperta changed, but I got that done by a Swiss company, because the cars in Switzerland, And then I thought, well the guy who did my Bugatti, Brian, he upgraded the stunt system to my Bugatti, and he also did the car in Dubai, so I flew him here in Romania to do the car in Dubai.
00:02:12.000 While we're going to get the 812 competition back for this new sound system, we're also going to get an 812 GTS, because everyone was saying it's just a baby SF9e, but I like the SF9e, and I wanted to buy something, so I bought an 812 GTS, and we're going to see if that was a complete waste of money like the M3, or if there's anything special and unique about it.
00:02:29.000 Got a coffee, got a cigar, Trish is a Swifty, Bailey's a fucking dork, and that is the update on Tate Confidential.
00:02:36.000 That's where we are. That's what's happening.
00:02:38.000 We're getting a 296, dickhead.
00:02:40.000 Well, yeah, exactly.
00:02:42.000 Not an 812 GTS. Oh yeah, shit.
00:02:45.000 I said 812 GTS, didn't I? I apologize.
00:02:48.000 We're getting a Ferrari 296 GTS, not an 812 GTS. We're picking up an 812 competition.
00:02:52.000 This is getting confusing because Tristan will not stop buying cars.
00:02:56.000 What the hell, Tristan?
00:02:58.000 Tristan. Tristan, what's the fucking point in spending money when nobody even knows what they are anymore?
00:03:04.000 No one can even keep track in their heads.
00:03:06.000 We have cars in 18 different fucking countries, going from here to there and everywhere, changing color, upgrading sound systems.
00:03:11.000 We don't even fucking drive them. We don't even see them.
00:03:14.000 We haven't seen most of the cars you fucking bought.
00:03:17.000 You're taking the things I say to you and saying them to me.
00:03:19.000 Most of the cars you buy, you never even fucking drive!
00:03:24.000 Unbelievable. We need to take Tristan to Retail Rehab.
00:03:26.000 Tristan, this is out of control.
00:03:28.000 How many Jeskos do you have?
00:03:32.000 You have two Jeskos.
00:03:33.000 A Pagani Utopia. Two Hiura BCs.
00:03:36.000 You've ordered two Jamiaras.
00:03:38.000 Two! Two of the new Bugays.
00:03:41.000 You already have a Bugay.
00:03:44.000 Unbelievable. And then, because you're such a dickhead, that new Lambo that came out yesterday, I bet you bought one of them as well, didn't you?
00:03:51.000 Go on. Tell everyone at home.
00:03:53.000 Go on, tell them. Car number 68.
00:03:56.000 Go on, tell them. Tell them you have 70 cars and you've driven six of them because you're under arrest for human trafficking.
00:04:01.000 You're locked in a country because you're a dipshit.
00:04:03.000 What the fuck are you doing in Romania anyway?
00:04:05.000 You're not Romanian!
00:04:08.000 Oh, the Romanian justice system screwed me over.
00:04:11.000 Duh! It's fucking Romania.
00:04:14.000 What the fuck are you there for?
00:04:16.000 It's the first thing that happens.
00:04:18.000 Why didn't the judge let you go?
00:04:19.000 Oh, I don't know. It's the system.
00:04:21.000 The system where? Romania.
00:04:22.000 Oh, fucking Romania. Oh, yeah.
00:04:23.000 You can trust that. What the fuck did you do coming here, showing off all your fucking money, buying 70 cars, running around like Mr.
00:04:32.000 Fucking Big Shot, pissing off governments, being a big mouth, and ending up in a Romanian jail, but expecting some kind of fucking mercy from the Romanian system?
00:04:41.000 You're not Romanian.
00:04:43.000 You're a Swifty and a dipshit.
00:04:44.000 I have had enough.
00:04:46.000 if you buy one more fucking car.
00:04:48.000 ♪♪ ♪♪
00:05:00.000 All our cars.
00:05:02.000 BANG!
00:05:03.000 What's ours? One, two.
00:05:07.000 So wait, we got the A12 Competition's ours.
00:05:09.000 This 765LT's being completely carbon on the outside, orange carbon, that's ours.
00:05:14.000 MC20 News Service, that's ours.
00:05:15.000 SF90 Coupe is ours.
00:05:17.000 296GTS is ours. Anything else?
00:05:19.000 That's it. Haha, what about the Huracan EVO in the corner?
00:05:23.000 I'm having upgraded. Forgot about that, didn't ya?
00:05:26.000 Army Green with gold wheels.
00:05:27.000 You didn't fucking remember that one, did ya?
00:05:29.000 The car you bought. Dipshit.
00:05:31.000 Fucking loser. What loser?
00:05:34.000 What fucking loser?
00:05:37.000 You forgot you bought that, didn't ya?
00:05:39.000 You bought it.
00:05:42.000 I don't buy cars.
00:05:43.000 You bought it. It has to have a carbon hood.
00:05:45.000 It has to have the whole carbon body kit.
00:05:46.000 It's Army Green. It's called gold wheels.
00:05:48.000 You don't remember buying it? I'm a fucking loser.
00:05:54.000 He wastes so much money.
00:05:58.000 I'm a fucking loser.
00:06:08.000 How do you take this apart?
00:06:09.000 Where's the screw? Where do you even begin?
00:06:11.000 Do you start with these screws down here, get the seat out?
00:06:13.000 I mean, I have quite some experience in these cars, so I know exactly how they put everything together.
00:06:20.000 So, you're going to the floor, huh?
00:06:21.000 A couple. Is it as complicated as it looks?
00:06:24.000 Not really. To be very honest, the Bugatti was the best car to work on.
00:06:28.000 Really? The way they have engineered everything, the interior and everything is perfect.
00:06:32.000 Oh, wow. Perfect. This is also very good.
00:06:34.000 What's the hardest? McLaren is harder.
00:06:41.000 McLaren is McLaren, of course.
00:06:43.000 I mean like the Accord Battle for example, with the Ferrari they're using like 12 screws to fix it and with the McLaren it's only 4.
00:06:53.000 So it's easy to dismantle and put it back together, but to do it right.
00:06:57.000 They have to save weight, huh?
00:06:59.000 Eight screws. That's how they do it.
00:07:01.000 Definitely. But everything went well, everything is put back together.
00:07:07.000 Let me see the trunk first, because you did something in the trunk, right?
00:07:09.000 We did some special things. No, first I want to show you something.
00:07:12.000 Okay, you're the boss. You know it better.
00:07:13.000 Because. You brought the car back to the factory upgrade, which is JBL. Now we have some things.
00:07:23.000 You have a war room logo, huh?
00:07:24.000 Yes! Look at that!
00:07:28.000 Beautiful! I've got my emblem on the speakers.
00:07:32.000 I should listen to my voice in HD, reminding me never to give up.
00:07:37.000 That's amazing. That's cool, right?
00:07:39.000 Yeah, it's very cool. I can turn it on?
00:07:45.000 Because I like the car.
00:07:48.000 Alright, so beautiful car.
00:07:50.000 I never had massage seats before.
00:08:17.000 That was amazing.
00:08:19.000 And I can feel it.
00:08:21.000 It's incredible.
00:08:22.000 And there's none of that tinny noise or that horrible sound.
00:08:26.000 It's all just turn out loud loud now.
00:08:30.000 Excuse me sir, you're gonna scratch the paint.
00:08:32.000 I'm gonna have to ask you to not sit on this car.
00:08:34.000 What? You're gonna scratch the paint.
00:08:35.000 I'm gonna have to ask you not to sit on this car.
00:08:38.000 It's my car, faggot.
00:08:42.000 The person's gonna love that car.
00:08:49.000 He's gonna love it. Which of the cars is the prettiest?
00:08:55.000 The prettiest? The 765, the MC20, the SF90, the H-12, the 296, or the Evo?
00:09:00.000 Of my cars? 296.
00:09:03.000 You think so?
00:09:05.000 We're taking it out, see what we can do.
00:09:08.000 Coming?
00:09:25.000 Let's see what it can do. No, we're gonna go out around Snagolf.
00:09:29.000 We're gonna race around Snagolf.
00:09:31.000 Yeah, spin around.
00:09:36.000 Crew got bigger? Growing by the day.
00:09:40.000 So... This is my first ever drive in a Ferrari 296 GTS because I have the SF90s and this is a baby SF90 so that's what they say but from what I've seen online it looks like it's just as quick so we're gonna see how it feels I might even like it more than the SF because if it's a tiny bit slower but a lot lighter and a lot more nimble it's gonna be attractive to buy so we're gonna see how it feels or it can end up like the M3 you know driven once and forever forgotten But I know how it all works.
00:10:08.000 The infotainment, everything's exactly the same as the SF90. So we're in electric mode now.
00:10:13.000 Greta is happy. Very calm, very quiet.
00:10:17.000 See? Electric mode. For now.
00:10:20.000 For now. And it has a V6 instead of a V8. Which of course is gay.
00:10:26.000 But supposedly...
00:10:28.000 It's worth it. Supposedly they get enough power out of it and it saves a lot of weight.
00:10:32.000 So we're going to see. See how she feels.
00:10:34.000 So instead of filming a big car review where I don't have any fun, instead this video is just going to be me having loads of fun.
00:10:40.000 Which may detriment the video quality, but this is about me, it's not about you.
00:10:44.000 So I don't give a fuck. I'm not stopping, starting, but no, I'm just racing the car.
00:10:49.000 So get over it.
00:10:50.000 And we've got the Huracan.
00:10:52.000 And we've got an RA. Performance to race against.
00:10:54.000 Is the 488 coming? I don't know.
00:10:57.000 Maybe. Supposedly. But he'll get smoked anyway.
00:11:01.000 So we'll see. Venture's now on.
00:11:03.000 Yeah, we're in four months. How long until Alex dies?
00:11:11.000 He's got a few months left.
00:11:14.000 Got a few months. So we'll talk to him one or two more times.
00:11:18.000 I mean, I barely talk to the guy.
00:11:19.000 Do you talk to him? Every day.
00:11:22.000 Hi, hi. Would my life really change?
00:11:28.000 Bye, Alex. Bye. SSB? One less hi, I have to say, per day, and one less ass I have to kick an SSB, basically.
00:11:35.000 but yeah it doesn't really change much.
00:11:37.000 Very surprised by the engine itself.
00:11:44.000 It feels more twitchy and more high-pitched and more highly sprung, which is why I like it in a Ferrari than the V8 or V6. Here we go.
00:11:57.000 Time to sell the SFs.
00:11:59.000 I don't sell cars, do I? I just keep them.
00:12:02.000 I get new ones.
00:12:04.000 Time to buy more 296s, perhaps.
00:12:07.000 It doesn't feel Slow or laggy, like the V6 and the MC20 feels a bit like, come on turbos, come on, go.
00:12:16.000 This feels very...
00:12:18.000 angry.
00:12:20.000 Like you want a Ferrari to feel.
00:12:22.000 You want a Ferrari to feel like it's on the precipice of annihilation.
00:12:27.000 You know? You want to feel like it's always on the edge.
00:12:30.000 But it does feel like that.
00:12:32.000 Let's see what happens when I really push it.
00:12:34.000 Let's go kinda kick an ass.
00:12:36.000 Ready or not, here we go.
00:12:38.000 We have any and we die.
00:12:40.000 Nothing can do but a leader.
00:12:42.000 La, la, la.
00:12:46.000 Alright, we got a 296, we got an R8, a Huracan, and a 488.
00:12:51.000 Do any of them stand a chance?
00:12:53.000 Go entertain driving.
00:12:55.000 None of them stand a chance.
00:12:57.000 I could be in a fucking go-kart.
00:12:59.000 I could be in a shopping trolley.
00:13:01.000 I could be one of them shitty American cars.
00:13:02.000 F-150, yeah, best truck we got.
00:13:05.000 I'll win anyway.
00:13:07.000 Stand no chance, Alex.
00:13:13.000 Against that? Yeah.
00:13:16.000 We'll see. I'm not even going to press the full throttle.
00:13:20.000 Like maybe 70% for that.
00:13:21.000 We'll see Alex Ahhhh
00:13:25.000 I'm an innocent clock, monolith upon the belly, beat drop, anytime when I'm ready, sick, suck, you and me dead upon
00:13:32.000 the tables, in the food and I'm a zillion, yo the dial lights steady
00:13:35.000 Speed of Jesus, white t's and I'm a baby, gas I'm a shop like you look tinder, it's I'm a blizzard, the life I want
00:13:47.000 live for the fast cash, rich and I'm a dog, fully goes up can't fall off
00:13:53.000 Benz big like a road dig, have some goons I'm a roll with, uptown girl she a trophy, yo mama they all dem want it
00:14:04.000 Oh yeah I have done with it's quick, it's quick It gets very fast out of the corners.
00:14:13.000 It just grips. Yeah, it does just grip.
00:14:15.000 I thought it would lose the back.
00:14:17.000 Not at all. It just grips and goes.
00:14:19.000 It grips better than the SF. The SF loses the back more than this.
00:14:25.000 Ferrari might have nailed it with this car.
00:14:29.000 They might have, but it lacks drama.
00:14:31.000 It's a bit sterile.
00:14:34.000 V6, it's a bit boring, it doesn't sound very much.
00:14:37.000 But it's a good car.
00:14:39.000 I have to admit it's a good car.
00:14:41.000 But it's not an SF or a McLaren.
00:14:45.000 That's how I'm going to act tonight.
00:14:47.000 I'm going to act tonight.
00:15:30.000 Even though it's rear-wheel drive, it actually feels a lot more usable than the SF. You can just put your foot down a lot easier without having to worry, surprisingly, because rear-wheel drive, I thought it'd be a nightmare, but it's not.
00:15:44.000 I thought it would be really twitchy, but it's really not.
00:15:47.000 The SF feels a lot more twitchy, even from the rear, which is a four-wheel drive car.
00:15:51.000 There's a lot more twitching So yeah surprising I'm surprised
00:16:11.000 I could just put my foot down and it gripped.
00:16:15.000 And it went. The SF doesn't do that.
00:16:18.000 I know the SF's a thousand horsepower.
00:16:20.000 I don't even know how much this has. I think it's like 800 or something.
00:16:23.000 But it should have the same amount of horsepower to the rear wheels.
00:16:28.000 And then the SF has electric motors at the front.
00:16:30.000 But from what I understand of this car, maybe I'm wrong.
00:16:34.000 That all the power goes to the back.
00:16:35.000 Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe... Maybe it's only got 600 horsepower going to the back wheels and then 200 going to the front.
00:16:42.000 That's why it feels more manageable.
00:16:47.000 This is a lot less scary than the SF so far.
00:16:50.000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this.
00:17:36.000 It's done with the engine.
00:17:38.000 Feels like. There's a reverse in the SF. It's the electric motor only.
00:17:43.000 So there you go, this is one thing different.
00:17:45.000 I think that was because people complaining if the electric engine is in charge you can't reverse.
00:17:49.000 That seems like that could be a problem.
00:17:52.000 Yeah, I mean, very unique scenario you could end up in.
00:17:59.000 No wheel speed. We lost everybody.
00:18:37.000 Nobody kept up. Empty rear view.
00:18:39.000 You know, it's the story of my life.
00:18:41.000 Money, women, success, fame, cars, Long Johnson, you don't name it, fighting.
00:18:47.000 I only tried for a few seconds.
00:18:50.000 I was fucking around with the guys and I was like, oh, let me try.
00:18:53.000 Three seconds of trying. What the fuck?
00:18:55.000 Where is everyone? Andrew, how do you become so rich and famous?
00:18:58.000 Well, I'm not dumb shit. I'm fucking dumbass like you, sitting around fucking jerking off.
00:19:01.000 Of course. Not that hard, is it?
00:19:04.000 Fucking losers. Bunch of fucking losers.
00:19:11.000 Very good, nothing bad to say about it.
00:19:12.000 Very capable, extremely quick, amazing grip.
00:19:15.000 Just lacks a bit of drama. With all my kind of cars, at my level, just a little bit, boy.
00:19:22.000 But not boring because it's not capable.
00:19:25.000 Or boring because it's very capable and does everything right.
00:19:29.000 It does everything good. So it's kind of like me.
00:19:32.000 It's too easy. Easy mode.
00:19:35.000 Which is fine if you're on a track and you're trying to set the best track time ever.
00:19:38.000 You want easy mode. You just want to go around the track.
00:19:41.000 But if you want to race around and drift around roundabouts and do a bit of wild stuff, I think the 296 is a little bit sterile.
00:19:48.000 Just a tiny bit. But that's not a bad thing at all, what I'm saying.
00:19:52.000 I'm actually saying they've gotten rid of some of the mistakes you can possibly make with an SF. And this is, bro, it's really not much slower.
00:20:02.000 Truthfully, if I was racing myself in an SF, it wouldn't be like I was disappearing.
00:20:06.000 Not at all. So it's as capable as most scenarios.
00:20:12.000 And some scenarios would be more capable then, because it just feels so much lighter and more nimble.
00:20:19.000 Great car. Because I have to go through all the time because I couldn't keep up with Andrew.
00:20:32.000 So Nigel managed to stay alive, which is an accomplishment.
00:20:35.000 We're used to driving on the other side of the road, you know?
00:20:37.000 It's harder for us. And I'm getting used to my car.
00:20:40.000 You know you're caught inside and out.
00:20:42.000 I changed the tires.
00:20:44.000 They don't grip as much now. I also have to, like, go for now.
00:20:48.000 How's the pro? I was actually impressed.
00:20:52.000 You were impressed? Impressed.
00:20:53.000 Brand new car, brand new tires, first time I've ever driven it.
00:20:56.000 Nice. Handles.
00:20:58.000 Yeah, I was surprised. It actually handles better than the SF. A lot better.
00:21:01.000 Yeah? I thought, I thought, because the SF, when you put your foot down, it does this all the time.
00:21:05.000 I thought it would be like that. Not at all.
00:21:07.000 It just goes straight. How much? 800?
00:21:09.000 800 horsepower, yeah. So the extra 200 horsepower the SF has is actually more annoying than it is useful, because you just lose grip all the time.
00:21:16.000 And it's heavier. And it's heavier.
00:21:19.000 This is lighter. This is a better car, yeah.
00:21:22.000 This is a faster car, but it lacks drama.
00:21:25.000 It's just a bit meh. Like, a bit boring.
00:21:29.000 Back never kicks out.
00:21:31.000 Doesn't make too much noise. It's kind of like meh.
00:21:35.000 What does your car represent?
00:21:38.000 The net? Yeah. I've seen it from behind, and I see the car, like, it's heavier than the Lambo.
00:21:45.000 So, like, you're pushing it 80-90%, probably, like, in the corners.
00:21:49.000 Like, it goes quicker out of the corners, but in the corners, I think the Lambo can do it faster.
00:21:54.000 And in the mountains, I... What is your car rev to?
00:21:58.000 10,000. That's why.
00:22:00.000 That's why you're a lot quicker than me.
00:22:02.000 I was like, I was redlining, I bounced off my red liver.
00:22:05.000 It's also that it's way lighter.
00:22:07.000 Like mine is probably 1,400, something like that.
00:22:11.000 You rev to, I probably rev to probably about eight and a half.
00:22:15.000 Eight and a half is where my limit is.
00:22:18.000 So you've got 2,000 more out of your red range.
00:22:21.000 I can hear it. Yeah, you hear that Lambo.
00:22:24.000 It's the only car you fucking hear.
00:22:28.000 Bro, the Lambo is great.
00:22:30.000 I really think they killed it with the new one.
00:22:33.000 It's V8 hybrid.
00:22:35.000 Did you see the new one I posted in the group?
00:22:38.000 You posted it, someone posted it.
00:22:39.000 The new, the Huracan replacement.
00:22:41.000 Is that the one you're talking about? Yeah, I'm not.
00:22:43.000 I'm not that excited about it, let's put it that way.
00:22:47.000 There's nothing more expensive than not working.
00:22:49.000 Trying to have fun. Enjoy your life.
00:22:51.000 Because then you spend money. But if you work, it's free.
00:22:54.000 In fact, you get paid.
00:22:55.000 It's even better. I probably spend 90% of my waking hours working.
00:23:00.000 And then I'll go out and race the car around.
00:23:02.000 It's the only thing I enjoy to do.
00:23:03.000 I'll train. I'll beat anyone up who's ready to fight.
00:23:06.000 And then I'll go back to work. All I do is work.
00:23:09.000 Work. Endless.
00:23:10.000 Never ends. There's always something to be done.
00:23:13.000 Isn't there. Always, because I edit it.