Tate Speech - JACOB AND CO BUGATTI WATCH PROBLEM | Tate Confidential Ep. 137

Tristan and Andrew are lost in the middle of no where. They finally find their way back to civilization, but it's not the way they expected it to be. They talk about how they got lost again, and how they're going to get lost for the rest of their lives. They also talk about the dangers of wearing a mask in public, and what they would do if they were hit by a nuclear attack. And, of course, the end of the episode involves a lot of drinking and a whole lot of crying. If you don't want to miss it, go listen to this episode of the podcast, it's a good one. Enjoy! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Please rate and review the podcast if you enjoyed this episode, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and other podcasting platforms if you liked it. Thank you so much for all the support, it really means a lot to us and we can't thank you enough of you enough for your support. XOXO, Andrew and Tristan. P.S. We'll see you next Monday! xoxo, Andrew (Sorry for the bad audio in this episode. It's a little choppy, but we'll get better next week. We're working on the next one, we promise we'll make it better next Monday. Love ya'll. -P. <3, Andrew & Tristan - P.A. (Sorry, we'll be back next Monday, next week, next Tuesday, next Wednesday, next Thursday, next Friday, Friday, etc etc etc., etc. xOXO. . xo XO, <____________ -- - - -- - - ~ - Jake - JUICY - SONGS - BABY LOVE YOU SO MUCH - XO - KEVIN AND AJE - MURPHY CHEESE - ETC - CRY AND PODCAST - RYANTON OCH CHECK OUT THE EPISODESPODCAST EPISODE - NIKO AND AYAN BONUS EPISOPHOR AND KELLY MAYOR - LAURENS - DOUG CHEER

00:00:02.000 Yeah, they might. $450,000 U.S. Bargain.

00:00:07.000 It's not bargain Yes, I mean like I still got over five hundred thousand dollars So that's what you're doing I

00:00:42.000 I told myself I was never coming here ever again.

00:00:44.000 Watch this.

00:00:45.000 Yeah. You've been saying this for three days.

00:00:52.000 It has.

00:00:56.000 You've been saying this for three days.

00:00:59.000 Three days. And you don't remember last time.

00:01:02.000 I was also here with Tristan, we got lost for days again.

00:01:04.000 You need a Bugatti.

00:01:05.000 You need a Bugatti.

00:01:06.000 You wouldn't let me buy another Bugatti because you called them and told them to open up at ridiculous time.

00:01:12.000 I was going to buy an SF90, I was going to buy a Bugatti.

00:01:14.000 Yeah, see we don't need these things.

00:01:15.000 We don't need any of these things. You just have to wait one day.

00:01:20.000 It's less than 24 hours.

00:01:22.000 You live slow. My mind, when you're as smart as me, an hour to the average human is up in a tourniquet for me.

00:01:28.000 Computation is too quick. It's a supercomputer.

00:01:30.000 I can't live like that. 0.99

00:01:32.000 Everyone else is like, oh, next week, I'll just, next week, that's why you're fucking broke. 0.86

00:01:36.000 I do it now, everything now, all of it now. 0.86

00:01:38.000 I can't wait. They don't, they don't sell Bugattis in here.

00:01:41.000 But they must, I want something that's going to make me happy. 0.81

00:01:44.000 If I spend a million dollars on crap from Dolce& Gabbana, I will. 0.90

00:01:49.000 Money isn't real. I know it's not real. 0.97

00:01:52.000 Yeah, there's no happiness here.

00:01:55.000 Oh, yeah, the deadly virus.

00:01:58.000 So dangerous. You worried about Corona, bro?

00:02:02.000 Oh, you give me one for free?

00:02:04.000 Very kind of. Awesome.

00:02:06.000 Cool. Free mask. Free mask.

00:02:08.000 Nice. See, we're already getting richer.

00:02:09.000 It's true. Hey, if we did this every time when we sold it, Unlimited.

00:02:14.000 Times a penny. Why is the only place I pretend to wear a mask?

00:02:17.000 Yep. Because I can't be asked to go to jail forever.

00:02:20.000 Yep. That would be ass. 0.99

00:02:22.000 Okay, so we agree. 0.99

00:02:23.000 Million dollars in shopping. No, no.

00:02:25.000 Not a million dollars in shopping. Yes, that's the word.

00:02:28.000 It's World War 3, Andrew.

00:02:29.000 We need hand sanitizer. We don't.

00:02:31.000 We don't need hand sanitizer. No, it doesn't.

00:02:33.000 Alright, if a nuke was about to hit you, would it be better if you were sanitized?

00:02:36.000 No. It wouldn't matter.

00:02:39.000 That's what you think. You believe the mainstream media.

00:02:43.000 Bro, I need a mask because of Corona.

00:02:44.000 Please, Corona. I'm so scared.

00:02:46.000 Oh, no, no. Me too, please. Quickly. Oh, my God.

00:02:48.000 The disease hurts everybody. Thank you. Oh, my God.

00:02:50.000 Please. Close one. Thank you, bro.

00:02:51.000 Thank you. I was so worried. I was so...

00:02:53.000 When it comes at an angle, it deflects.

00:02:58.000 That's not how it works.

00:02:59.000 It is. Aikido. Corona, Aikido.

00:03:03.000 That can't be how it works. Do I have Corona?

00:03:07.000 Probably not. Am I wearing a mask?

00:03:08.000 Yes. So the mask works.

00:03:10.000 That's not how this works. That's not deflecting anything.

00:03:14.000 That's not how it works. It's not like rabies that just go to you.

00:03:17.000 Aikido mask. And what if they ray beam you the other side?

00:03:20.000 No, because when it comes, I turn and catch the angle.

00:03:23.000 You don't know about the angles. Ah, so you've been seeing it coming.

00:03:25.000 Ah, you slip it.

00:03:26.000 Like a punch. Yeah.

00:03:29.000 Nice. That was on purpose. Now you've got to try to come from below. 0.96

00:03:31.000 So I have a mask to block it down.

00:03:34.000 Makes sense. I understand.

00:03:35.000 Now the car is defeated, so I don't have to wear one anymore.

00:03:37.000 Nice. Alright, so we agree.

00:03:40.000 Million dollars. So how long are we going to be lost in here?

00:03:43.000 Four days? I've already forgotten how to get out.

00:03:47.000 It's a maze. Hmm.

00:03:51.000 What? It's fancy.

00:03:53.000 Yeah. And that one has a cobra in it. 0.91

00:03:56.000 Cobra watch? That's a snake. Cobra watch?

00:03:59.000 Pretty big though. But I don't have many watches.

00:04:02.000 No, you do. You have too many watches.

00:04:03.000 You don't need any more. You keep making fun of me, telling me I need more watches.

00:04:07.000 No, I don't. In fact, I think that's all you said.

00:04:09.000 You said you don't have any emeralds, you're a loser. 0.99

00:04:11.000 And I bought emeralds. And then you said, oh, you got emeralds now, but you still don't have enough watches. 0.97

00:04:14.000 No, I've never said that ever.

00:04:17.000 I've never said that in a million years.

00:04:19.000 Hello. What's your name, my friend?

00:04:26.000 I'm Dmitry. Dmitry.

00:04:27.000 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

00:04:29.000 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. You have a Cobra watch here.

00:04:32.000 Something with a snake in it. It's actually a piece you need.

00:04:36.000 A dragon. Oh, it's a dragon.

00:04:37.000 It's phenomenal aesthetic. Do you want to try it on?

00:04:40.000 See how do you feel about it?

00:04:41.000 I would love to. Yeah, please.

00:04:43.000 Make yourself comfortable. I'll bring it in.

00:04:45.000 Thank you. But let's maybe finish the tour and see what else will catch your eyes, maybe?

00:04:50.000 This is for girls, right? Yeah. 0.98

00:04:51.000 I'm also generous to Michael.

00:04:53.000 You know, because you know, it's like, meh.

00:04:55.000 Then we've gone better.

00:04:57.000 Then we've gone worse.

00:04:59.000 My cousin's trying to tell me not to spend a million dollars.

00:05:02.000 He doesn't need to spend any more money.

00:05:03.000 I want to know that I'm not going to listen to him.

00:05:05.000 I'm not going to let him corrupt me.

00:05:06.000 No. And I'm going to spend any more money.

00:05:07.000 Just treat yourself. I'm sure you deserve it.

00:05:11.000 See? I deserve it. See?

00:05:12.000 He kind of deserves it, but doesn't he keep spending so much?

00:05:15.000 Look at this side.

00:05:18.000 If you like the Astronomia art, there is another tool of Astronomia's art.

00:05:23.000 Piece is unique. Left and right side.

00:05:27.000 It's like planets and stuff?

00:05:28.000 Yeah, so they were trying to recreate a mechanical version of solar system.

00:05:33.000 Wow. So they create this...

00:05:35.000 That one is pretty cool....caliber.

00:05:37.000 It's a three-arm and four-arm astronomias where it's always in motion.

00:05:42.000 It always rotates.

00:05:46.000 Yeah, that is super cool.

00:05:48.000 That is pretty cool. And here we've got some really sporty watches.

00:05:54.000 Is that a Bugatti Chiron watch?

00:05:56.000 Yes, absolutely. And this is the best seller.

00:06:01.000 No. Andrew, no.

00:06:03.000 Can I see the Bugatti Chiron watch, please?

00:06:05.000 No. Right. Yeah, I'd love to see it.

00:06:06.000 Because is this the one with the engine that moves?

00:06:08.000 Yeah, it has built-in 16-piston Bugatti Chiron engine.

00:06:13.000 A built-in engine?

00:06:15.000 Fully animated. Fully animated.

00:06:16.000 It's crazy. Have a seat, I'll get it.

00:06:18.000 I would absolutely love to have a look at that watch.

00:06:19.000 Yeah? Thank you. Andrew, you don't need that watch.

00:06:22.000 I know you were saying, ah, we're going to look for something, but no, you don't need that watch.

00:06:27.000 How much is this? Probably some ridiculous price. 0.77

00:06:31.000 Prices? They sell it to Bugatti owners, probably.

00:06:34.000 Okay. Who else would buy one?

00:06:36.000 True. You can't buy one without a Bugatti, so it's going to probably be expensive.

00:06:39.000 But prices are made of numbers, correct?

00:06:42.000 Yeah. Numbers go up to infinity, correct?

00:06:45.000 Yeah. So there's unlimited numbers.

00:06:47.000 Okay. So why are we worried about food numbers?

00:06:51.000 It's not how numbers work. Is it?

00:06:54.000 Is it how numbers work?

00:06:58.000 It's like the Fahrenheit Celsius conversation.

00:07:01.000 I've just worked out how numbers work.

00:07:04.000 Do you ever watch for the menu inside?

00:07:07.000 No, I don't.

00:07:08.000 None of the brand has.

00:07:11.000 So, in this case, we have a rose gold 18 carat Rose gold casing.

00:07:16.000 It's actually a coincidence because my Bugatti is copper like rose gold, so it suits my Bugatti perfectly.

00:07:24.000 How many miles?

00:07:26.000 It's brand new. I was supposed to collect it today and they wouldn't give it to me.

00:07:30.000 They said I had to wait till tomorrow, so I got upset and came shopping.

00:07:33.000 But look, here she is. Look, you see? Oh wow, this is a perfect match.

00:07:37.000 Perfect match, no? Now I'm very convinced that now you have to buy it.

00:07:42.000 Maybe I have to buy it. I have to buy the watch.

00:07:45.000 You don't have to buy. Actually, actually, have you seen the number of it?

00:07:49.000 It's number seven.

00:07:50.000 Nice. What is the plate number of your car?

00:07:53.000 Oh, yeah. No, I think I have number 18.

00:07:57.000 But still, seven is a cool...

00:07:59.000 Lucky. Is it number one is the most popular and number seven is the second most popular?

00:08:03.000 I have to say, yes.

00:08:05.000 Number seven. The first and last numbers are very popular.

00:08:08.000 Yeah. And then number seven.

00:08:10.000 Then number seven. That's for sure.

00:08:11.000 That's for sure. Okay. Look at the...

00:08:14.000 Look at the mechanics here.

00:08:16.000 Okay. So, the watch has been inspired by Bugatti Chiron.

00:08:22.000 So, if you look at your car, the front of the watch looks like a new Bugatti Chiron.

00:08:27.000 Yeah, literally. You see?

00:08:29.000 Yeah. So, then all the hyper cars, they have an engine at the back, as well as here.

00:08:37.000 Yeah. So, when I was saying it's fully operated, I was not joking.

00:08:42.000 Okay. There is a crown to operate with a caliber, so doing clockwise you are winding The main caliber, the main watch, the main spring, and doing the same counterclockwise, you're winding the animation.

00:08:59.000 Okay, so right is how I wind it up to keep the time.

00:09:02.000 Yes. And left is how I wind it up to make the engine.

00:09:05.000 Exactly. So it doesn't have a battery?

00:09:07.000 It doesn't have a battery. It's all winding.

00:09:09.000 It's absolutely mechanical.

00:09:11.000 Purely mechanical, and it's not based on movement or anything.

00:09:13.000 It's all pure mechanical. Pure mechanical.

00:09:17.000 And here you have a, you see there is indicator of power reserve.

00:09:21.000 Where? This one, this little hand.

00:09:23.000 Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So right there is blue, but it goes up.

00:09:26.000 Yeah. Blue is, it's fully wind.

00:09:28.000 Red, it means it needs to be wind.

00:09:30.000 Ah, so even though it's at the bottom, it's nearly full power now.

00:09:33.000 Yes. Okay. So, do you want to try?

00:09:37.000 How do we turn the engine on? This is super cool.

00:09:39.000 You need to press the button here.

00:09:42.000 And it starts. You see?

00:09:44.000 Yeah. That is super cool.

00:09:49.000 How do you need to do this?

00:09:54.000 Listen to it though. You can hear it running like a baguette engine.

00:09:57.000 You can literally hear it.

00:09:59.000 I wonder if they can pick it up.

00:10:02.000 It stopped, it works for a couple of, I mean not a couple, it works for good, like 12 seconds.

00:10:07.000 And then it stopped and if you want to do it again, you just need to press the button again.

00:10:11.000 And I've still got loads of power left.

00:10:13.000 The power reserve is for the engine animation or the power reserve for the...

00:10:16.000 Power reserve for a mainspring.

00:10:17.000 For the mainspring, for the wash. Engine animation gonna work maybe five times on the wrong, then you need to...

00:10:22.000 Rewind. Rewind, yeah.

00:10:24.000 You need to understand that it's a very, very delicate watch.

00:10:29.000 So when you're pressing the bottom, make sure you go right in that direction, not to the angles.

00:10:35.000 Yeah, it's going to be a delicate watch.

00:10:37.000 So I guess only people with Bugatti buy this watch, right?

00:10:40.000 Very often, very often Bugatti owners are shopping for this watch.

00:10:46.000 And as I said, It's not only beautiful and highly complicated watch.

00:10:52.000 It got all the luxurious and high time modules.

00:10:57.000 Yes, yes, yes. Timekeeping modules, which is tourbillon.

00:11:00.000 It's 45 degree elongated tourbillon.

00:11:03.000 And just look at the beauty.

00:11:05.000 It is gorgeous. And I don't even have very many nice watches.

00:11:08.000 What? Bro, what are you talking about, man?

00:11:12.000 VVS diamonds, G color, over 2,000 stones set by hand.

00:11:17.000 That's what our friends are for though. This is Bob.

00:11:19.000 Thank you very much. Pleasure. Thank you very much again.

00:11:21.000 Thank you, Andrew. So that's the second diamond watch this week.

00:11:24.000 You've now completed AP. I've completed AP. So this is basically kind of a one-of-one tape special.

00:11:32.000 A one-of-one tape special.

00:11:33.000 Yeah. Like the rest of my life.

00:11:35.000 Ready? Ready. That's super G. I mean, if that doesn't scream Andrew Tate, I don't know what...

00:11:43.000 It is an Andrew Tate watch, isn't it?

00:11:45.000 Like, I don't...

00:11:46.000 No, he has a ton. He has loads.

00:11:48.000 He has too many. No, he has all these things.

00:11:52.000 He needs to stop buying watches.

00:11:55.000 Then you say not even having the Bugatti.

00:12:01.000 Like, why even have it? I agree!

00:12:05.000 He's right! The guy's right!

00:12:07.000 But, just I want to bring your attention to one more thing, which I really love.

00:12:12.000 Yeah. So, you see those suspension here?

00:12:15.000 Same like in the car?

00:12:16.000 Oh, yeah. Suspension springs, you see?

00:12:18.000 There is a suspension. There is a suspension.

00:12:21.000 So, the whole caliber sits on suspension because this animation creates a little, little vibration.

00:12:29.000 Yeah. Okay? Which, potentially...

00:12:32.000 Can damage the mechanics.

00:12:34.000 So they put it on suspension.

00:12:37.000 How crazy is that?

00:12:38.000 That is crazy. Put it on.

00:12:40.000 I would love to put it on.

00:12:43.000 So that's the top.

00:12:46.000 I wear it on my right hand.

00:12:47.000 And I know I'm not supposed to, but I always do.

00:12:49.000 All right.

00:12:49.000 The launch might be super, super cool.

00:12:57.000 I'm inviting you to look at the mirror. I have a full-size mirror.

00:13:00.000 The watch might be super cool.

00:13:02.000 And this might be the coolest watch.

00:13:03.000 It actually might be. It's literally a car.

00:13:05.000 And it's only 1.66 million AED. Wait.

00:13:10.000 I don't know how much that is. Uh, in which cars?

00:13:13.000 Please give it to me in the current seconds.

00:13:14.000 Give it to me at US dollars. The price is 166585.

00:13:25.000 Quick watch, watch my engine start.

00:13:27.000 That is super cool. And spaghetti.

00:13:35.000 I actually can't believe that humans make these things.

00:13:37.000 Yeah, it's badass. All mechanical.

00:13:39.000 Some guy sits there and puts this together.

00:13:40.000 A dude, a man, not a machine.

00:13:42.000 Man, I wish the camera could get it better somehow.

00:13:45.000 Are you trying to say Tate Confidential should have real cameras?

00:13:47.000 Yeah, they might. 450,000 US. Bargain.

00:13:52.000 It's not a bargain. All right, $40,000, yes, that means I've also got over $550,000.

00:13:57.000 That's what you told me in the very beginning.

00:14:00.000 You don't want to spend a million dollars, so you have half a million dollars.

00:14:04.000 Halfway done. So you can still have a look at the dragon.

00:14:11.000 I think it would be offensive to me to not buy.

00:14:13.000 I mean, do you have also a second strap?

00:14:16.000 Do you have a black strap as well?

00:14:17.000 Yeah. I'm not sure if I like the white strap or the black strap.

00:14:24.000 It's more eye-catching black strap.

00:14:26.000 It will be more kind of ordinary.

00:14:28.000 This looks extraordinary.

00:14:30.000 Yeah, true. It does look extraordinary.

00:14:32.000 Yeah, the white on the gold. Alright, do you take card?

00:14:35.000 Well, of course. Stop.

00:14:40.000 That's easy. That's easy.

00:14:41.000 I'll have to buy it. Perfect. Here we go.

00:14:43.000 We got your t-shirt. No, we don't need it.

00:14:45.000 No! One second.

00:14:53.000 Got my 16 cylinder engine on my wrist.

00:15:02.000 Is the price tag still on the watch?

Tate Speech - July 26, 2022

JACOB AND CO BUGATTI WATCH PROBLEM | Tate Confidential Ep. 137

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