Tate Speech - April 21, 2025


Karaoke in Moscow | Tate Confidential Ep 292


Episode Stats


Length

14 minutes

Words per minute

129.81941

Word count

1,917

Sentence count

195

Harmful content

Misogyny

4

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Toxicity

33

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Hate speech

2

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In this episode, we talk about Luke's trip to Dubai, getting stabbed in a coffee shop, and going karaoke in the middle of the night. We also learn that we're not going home after all, and that's a good thing.

Transcript

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00:00:03.000 The white man's trying to take my job.
00:00:04.000 Could it be so good together? 0.98
00:00:07.000 Bad dance with you. 0.89
00:00:09.000 Nobody knows but us how we roll.
00:00:14.000 How we roll.
00:00:16.000 Oh, man.
00:00:18.000 Collected my Bugatti today.
00:00:20.000 It's a good day.
00:00:21.000 You know I like Dubai.
00:00:22.000 The vibe's always positive here.
00:00:23.000 Because you know in other countries there's like Democrat, Republican, there's all this infighting.
00:00:27.000 Here there's no infighting.
00:00:28.000 Everyone's just getting along, and they're just building beautiful things, and everyone says Dubai has no soul, but that's a lie.
00:00:35.000 Dubai has a soul.
00:00:36.000 It's called winning.
00:00:37.000 So Dubai's for winners, and losers hate it because they're broke.
00:00:41.000 That's the soul of Dubai, winning.
00:00:42.000 It's a great place.
00:00:43.000 I feel super happy.
00:00:45.000 And now Luke obviously thinks the shenanigans are done, but he forgot that when we come to Dubai, I have to collect diamond watches, and I've got at least three more cars to collect.
00:00:53.000 So I'm going to keep dragging Luke out of the house to continue the shenanigans, collecting all the shit I've been buying from house arrest because I was bored, which is waiting for me. 0.62
00:01:01.000 I've been tricked, Bailey. 0.97
00:01:19.000 I've been so tricked.
00:01:21.000 I've been so tricked.
00:01:22.000 Yeah, he keeps trying to take my job.
00:01:23.000 He keeps trying.
00:01:24.000 He keeps trying, bro.
00:01:25.000 No, you keep trying to take your job.
00:01:26.000 Yeah, he keeps trying, bro.
00:01:27.000 Luke was here first.
00:01:28.000 I know.
00:01:29.000 I know.
00:01:29.000 He's been trying to take my job, and he brought his fancy cameras that I can't really compete with, but I have my narration.
00:01:34.000 Are you trying to take your job?
00:01:36.000 Yeah. Yeah.
00:01:37.000 Yeah. I'm cutting.
00:01:38.000 The white man's trying to take my job, so I've been tricked.
00:01:41.000 Why? I've been tricked.
00:01:43.000 I've been tricked.
00:01:44.000 I was told to come to a place.
00:01:45.000 I came.
00:01:46.000 Yeah? It's just a bunch of people.
00:01:48.000 I was told to come and it's dinner.
00:01:50.000 So dinner's okay.
00:01:51.000 Dinner, I was like, towards the end of the dinner, I'm like, okay, you know what?
00:01:54.000 I'm having a cigar.
00:01:55.000 This is chill.
00:01:56.000 I'm cool with it.
00:01:58.000 I'm talking.
00:01:59.000 It's... Good conversations.
00:02:01.000 It's nice.
00:02:02.000 That's also why I didn't film that very much.
00:02:03.000 But now I've learned.
00:02:04.000 Now I've learned the dastardly, the depths of the plot.
00:02:09.000 The plot was nefarious.
00:02:10.000 It was super nefarious.
00:02:12.000 Because, guys, we're not going home now.
00:02:14.000 No, we're not.
00:02:14.000 We're not going home.
00:02:15.000 I've learned that we're not going home.
00:02:17.000 We're going to karaoke.
00:02:18.000 Literally karaoke.
00:02:20.000 Karaoke. I don't drink.
00:02:22.000 I don't sing.
00:02:22.000 I don't do anything that karaoke.
00:02:24.000 Me neither.
00:02:30.000 I can't keep doing this!
00:02:33.000 The only enjoyment I have from going out is you enjoying it less than me.
00:02:37.000 I enjoy it zero, but you enjoy it negative one.
00:02:40.000 That makes it worth it.
00:02:41.000 The only enjoyment I have is you not enjoying it.
00:02:44.000 So now we're going to go karaoke.
00:02:45.000 And as much as I suffer, I know you suffer more.
00:02:48.000 And I can deal with that.
00:02:49.000 I can handle that.
00:02:49.000 I can handle that life.
00:02:51.000 It's mutual destruction.
00:02:52.000 Well, it is.
00:02:53.000 But the lamentations of Luke are my entertainment.
00:02:55.000 So I'm glad you're going to have absolutely zero fun at this karaoke.
00:02:58.000 That's why we're going.
00:02:58.000 Because I know you don't want to go karaoke.
00:03:00.000 That's exactly why we're going.
00:03:01.000 I'm just going to sit there.
00:03:03.000 I'm just going to sit there and I'm just going to be tired tomorrow.
00:03:05.000 Exactly. You're going to wake up early and just be tired.
00:03:07.000 Exactly. Oh, yeah, you're going to wake up super early because we've got the Bugatti today, but we've got a whole bunch of shit. 0.99
00:03:11.000 A bunch of money to spend. 0.98
00:03:12.000 What do you mean a Bugatti?
00:03:13.000 We've got to buy diamond watches.
00:03:14.000 We've got to buy more cars.
00:03:16.000 What? We've got loads of things to do.
00:03:17.000 We're just getting started.
00:03:18.000 We can't just...
00:03:19.000 We've got loads of things to do.
00:03:21.000 We're in Dubai.
00:03:22.000 Dubai's good.
00:03:23.000 People say there's no soul here.
00:03:24.000 That's a complete lie. 1.00
00:03:25.000 The soul of Dubai is winning and spending loads of money because you're a fucking winner. 1.00
00:03:29.000 And we're fucking winners. 1.00
00:03:30.000 So we're going to fucking win. 1.00
00:03:32.000 Those losers will sit around and go, Dubai has no soul. 1.00
00:03:34.000 I prefer Barcelona. 0.99
00:03:35.000 There's a soul.
00:03:36.000 What? The soul of getting fucking stabbed. 1.00
00:03:38.000 Oh, well, because there's that little cute coffee shop you can walk to. 1.00
00:03:41.000 You want to live in a city, you get stabbed to death in.
00:03:43.000 You think there's more of a soul. 1.00
00:03:44.000 You're a dipshit and you're broke. 1.00
00:03:46.000 For winners, Dubai has plenty of soul. 1.00
00:03:49.000 And the soul is spending loads of money all the time.
00:03:52.000 So tomorrow, we're going to get up extra early.
00:03:54.000 We're going to go to bed at like 4. We're going to get up at like 6. And we're going to train body shots.
00:03:59.000 And then, when you're extra groggy and tired, we're going to go spend loads of money you don't want to spend so you can't send a computer.
00:04:05.000 We can't keep doing this.
00:04:06.000 That's the plan.
00:04:07.000 Why did I come in this?
00:04:08.000 What are you talking about?
00:04:11.000 Yeah! Marcel!
00:04:19.000 You're in my van, you're drinking!
00:04:21.000 Let's get some glasses.
00:04:22.000 Oh! Just drink it like men! 1.00
00:04:24.000 Fuck the glasses! 1.00
00:04:25.000 We have the glasses! 1.00
00:04:26.000 Alright, cheers you lot!
00:04:27.000 Yeah, salut!
00:04:28.000 I'm gonna take the first drink. 1.00
00:04:29.000 That's our fuck off night in fucking silent road. 1.00
00:04:32.000 Oh my god. 1.00
00:04:34.000 Hurrah! Hey!
00:04:39.000 I swear to God you're drinking.
00:04:41.000 We're getting off, you don't drink.
00:04:43.000 We're getting off, you don't drink. 1.00
00:04:43.000 We don't fucking smoke! 1.00
00:04:47.000 No! 0.99
00:04:49.000 Alex, that's the king now!
00:04:52.000 All right, Alex, Alex, you have to do it.
00:04:54.000 You have to do it.
00:04:55.000 Okay. I can fight this shit with my lawyer. 1.00
00:05:00.000 No lie, he work in the hobby, next year I made up my inside leg. 1.00
00:05:03.000 I can't be the only one who hates bagging up with purple cream.
00:05:06.000 With a fourth day back to Sorok Fit Night, I might have...
00:05:09.000 Hey there!
00:05:13.000 What's up, dude?
00:05:14.000 I'm waiting for Marcelo Knight to try to teach them a lesson.
00:05:20.000 What's up, Lou?
00:05:21.000 Oh, let's send you back.
00:05:23.000 Oh, no.
00:05:24.000 This is so great.
00:05:29.000 This is a good news trip.
00:05:31.000 I've been so tricked.
00:05:35.000 You should be happy, Luke!
00:05:38.000 You're listening to my show!
00:05:43.000 Welcome to Chalet Videos!
00:05:53.000 Alright guys, how are you?
00:05:56.000 And you're changing the house, oh my goodness, oh my goodness So dead!
00:06:03.000 So dead!
00:06:03.000 Look, we're ready for anything that comes our way Nigel, I don't know, I don't know, I out drank him in the first place I don't know if Nigel's left, I'm ready I'm
00:06:19.000 not ready Look, they want you to party, not work We're
00:06:35.000 at a Russian karaoke bar
00:06:50.000 song are you gonna sing?
00:06:52.000 Do you think I'm not ready?
00:07:04.000 Luke, do you think I'm not ready?
00:07:06.000 You don't want ready! 0.53
00:07:08.000 I'm always ready!
00:07:10.000 I will be a hero!
00:07:12.000 I'm never gonna dance again!
00:07:19.000 Welcome to Wild Valley tonight.
00:07:22.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm singing for you.
00:07:26.000 The best of the best singers in the world.
00:07:29.000 And today, the best singer.
00:07:31.000 Come on, come on. 0.99
00:07:34.000 Right now.
00:07:35.000 I'm feeling so unsure.
00:07:40.000 As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor And the amazing dance
00:07:50.000 Something in your eyes Cause I'm never gonna dance again 15 feet have got no rhythm Tell us anything to pretend I'm sure you're proud I'm placed a chance
00:08:05.000 and I'll be given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I dance with you Oh, oh, oh What the 1.00
00:08:22.000 fuck is going on? 1.00
00:08:26.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:27.000 It's a banger, isn't it? 1.00
00:08:29.000 These careless whispers of a good friend To the heart of mine Ignorance is kind There's no comfort in the truth Let's
00:10:15.000 give it up, guys!
00:10:16.000 Let's give it up, guys!
00:10:18.000 Oh my goodness, Andrew G. Let's do something.
00:10:22.000 I know, I know you can't do that.
00:10:29.000 One, two, three.
00:11:12.000 two, three.
00:11:50.000 three.
00:12:01.000 That wasn't my idea.
00:12:01.000 That wasn't your idea.
00:12:02.000 It wasn't my idea.
00:12:03.000 You're the one that said let's go to a Russian karaoke bar.
00:12:05.000 No, I was ambushed and betrayed.
00:12:07.000 Are you driving or me?
00:12:08.000 I'm driving.
00:12:36.000 I don't know what the number is.
00:12:37.000 And he's wearing Brainsworth.
00:12:39.000 So you and me are stranded?
00:12:40.000 Take this to the streets!
00:12:46.000 Normally Luke's Mr. TeePee.
00:12:47.000 Oh Luke, that's not true.
00:12:51.000 It's amazing how your personality changes when you're not poor anymore.
00:12:54.000 When I was broke, I had this constant stress and constant anxiety, worried about the fact that if my car broke down, I couldn't fix it.
00:13:00.000 Or if somebody needed me or had to rely on me for something, I couldn't help them.
00:13:04.000 People often ask me, Andrew, how do you deal with all these court problems and the matrix coming after you and the news coming after you and everyone insulting you?
00:13:09.000 How do you deal with all that pressure?
00:13:10.000 The answer to that is I find peace in the fact that I'm rich.
00:13:14.000 It doesn't matter if I go to jail because everyone I care about is going to be taken care of.
00:13:16.000 I can go to jail for the rest of my life.
00:13:17.000 My kids are going to eat.
00:13:18.000 That's a man's job. 1.00
00:13:19.000 That's all that matters.
00:13:20.000 Most of the time, you're thinking about trying to make money.
00:13:23.000 You're thinking about the bills you have upcoming.
00:13:24.000 You're thinking about the problems you're going to be in if you don't pay them.
00:13:26.000 People can read that on your face.
00:13:28.000 That's the reason girls don't want to talk to you in the club, because they can see on your face you're concerned about something. 0.89
00:13:33.000 And if you actually think and analyze it, what are you concerned about?
00:13:36.000 Probably, on some level, it involves money.
00:13:39.000 People say to me, oh yeah, but you know, money's not everything.
00:13:41.000 You're right.
00:13:41.000 But if you want to truly be your best self, if you want to be unapologetic, if you want to say what you really think without being afraid of being...
00:13:47.000 Cancel or fired.
00:13:49.000 If you want to be charismatic, if you want to be interesting, if you want to do all these things and live your only human experience to the absolute maximum of your potential and capacity, you need to be rich to do those things.
00:13:58.000 The positive organs, your aura will completely change once you become rich.
00:14:02.000 The dream to make money is to actually finally be yourself.
00:14:05.000 And if you're watching this and you're not a multimillionaire, I can promise you, you are already self-censoring.
00:14:10.000 What a waste of human life. 1.00
00:14:11.000 To allow numbers on a screen printed by the fucking Fed to completely suppress your entire human experience until the day you die. 1.00
00:14:18.000 You need to break free from the chains, not just for your family, not just for your blood mine, not just for your pet, not just for your kids, not just for anybody else, not for the Jets, not for the Lambos, not for anything else. 0.99
00:14:27.000 You need to break free from the chains for yourself so you can finally find out who you are.
00:14:31.000 And to do this amazing thing, to achieve this amazing feat and finally be the man that you know you could be, you do not have to go dig in a coal mine, you do not have to go charge at bullets.
00:14:40.000 You do not have to risk your life.
00:14:42.000 All you have to do is get a computer, focus for a few hours, and type in university.com.