Tate Speech - April 23, 2025


Whip it like it’s rush hour | Tate Confidential Ep 293


Episode Stats

Length

16 minutes

Words per Minute

128.63354

Word Count

2,071

Sentence Count

347

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

In this episode, the guys are stranded in the middle of the desert and have to go back to where they were stranded the night before, but they don't know how to get there. They finally get to the place they thought they were going to, but it's not where they thought it was going to be.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So you and me are stranded.
00:00:01.000 We'll take this to the street.
00:00:06.000 Normally Luke's Mr. PP. I don't feel right.
00:00:10.000 I don't feel right.
00:00:10.000 Nobody knows but us how we roll.
00:00:16.000 So, everyone knows trousers didn't even run the fashion.
00:00:19.000 They all know this.
00:00:20.000 What's the new thing coming in?
00:00:22.000 Shorts Dineen.
00:00:23.000 Yeah, it's the new thing coming in, bro.
00:00:25.000 Shorts Dineen.
00:00:26.000 I actually heard of Jackets Dineen being made.
00:00:28.000 Really? Yeah.
00:00:29.000 Oh, shit.
00:00:30.000 Jackets Dineen.
00:00:31.000 Yeah, it's like a new thing.
00:00:32.000 It's not like 80s.
00:00:33.000 It's like today.
00:00:35.000 Jackets Dineen, I've seen them in stores.
00:00:37.000 Shit. We might need to get some.
00:00:39.000 You guys might see me all in Denim.
00:00:41.000 Denim hats.
00:00:42.000 What do they call that?
00:00:43.000 The Canadian tuxedo.
00:00:44.000 Is that what it's called?
00:00:45.000 Is that what it's called?
00:00:46.000 I think so.
00:00:46.000 It's called Luke Denim sheep.
00:00:48.000 The magazine coined it last year.
00:00:51.000 Yeah. So before the camera was on, I was saying that we live in a desert, one of the hottest places in the world, and yet you wear this thick, wrangler material.
00:00:59.000 It's not hot.
00:00:59.000 The idea of Dubai's haunts a lie.
00:01:00.000 It's a lie.
00:01:01.000 It's a silence.
00:01:01.000 No, it's odd.
00:01:03.000 It is so odd.
00:01:04.000 And you wear Wrangler's denim midday.
00:01:08.000 Deneen. Deneen.
00:01:09.000 Deneen. Midday.
00:01:11.000 Yeah. Because it's not hot.
00:01:12.000 Alright, for all the Europeans out there, it's probably, what, 45 degrees?
00:01:15.000 For all my American friends, that's almost 100 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:01:18.000 And he's in Wrangler jeans.
00:01:20.000 Man's not hot.
00:01:24.000 Girl told me, take off your Denny.
00:01:26.000 And you know what the secret is to never be hot?
00:01:29.000 The secret to never being hot is not know the number.
00:01:31.000 I have no idea what the number is any day.
00:01:34.000 I wake up, I'm like a dog.
00:01:36.000 I don't know what the number is.
00:01:39.000 20, 30, 40, 50. I got no clue.
00:01:43.000 You don't sigh off yourself.
00:01:45.000 I'm sure you look at the weather.
00:01:46.000 For all the Americans out there, 50 degrees is 122 Fahrenheit.
00:01:50.000 And he's wearing rain.
00:01:53.000 So Luke, we show up to dinner.
00:01:57.000 Yeah, and they swap the spot.
00:01:58.000 So you and me are stranded.
00:02:00.000 Yeah, we have to go back.
00:02:01.000 Did they get us?
00:02:02.000 Yeah, they got us.
00:02:07.000 So Bailey, I just got a confirmation.
00:02:09.000 They did say Namas in the house.
00:02:10.000 They said Namas in the house.
00:02:12.000 It was Namas in the house, but it was a different place in the group.
00:02:14.000 So we drove, what, 20 minutes?
00:02:16.000 20 minutes.
00:02:17.000 For nothing.
00:02:17.000 For nothing.
00:02:18.000 And now we're stranded.
00:02:19.000 And now we have to go back.
00:02:19.000 All the way where we were at.
00:02:21.000 All the way back to where we were at.
00:02:21.000 Because the place they're at was one minute away from where we were originally.
00:02:24.000 Yeah. They got us.
00:02:25.000 Yeah, they got us.
00:02:26.000 They got us.
00:02:26.000 They got us.
00:02:27.000 We're back here.
00:02:27.000 At the place we were at last night.
00:02:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:30.000 And now we have to drive 20 minutes back.
00:02:31.000 Yeah. Thanks, Andrew.
00:02:32.000 Thanks, Bruce.
00:02:33.000 Thanks. You got us.
00:02:35.000 Yeah, you super got us.
00:02:36.000 You super got us.
00:02:36.000 I was saying Namos all in the house.
00:02:39.000 Namos, Namos, Namos.
00:02:40.000 It was all I was talking about.
00:02:41.000 It was probably on film.
00:02:41.000 The whole time.
00:02:42.000 Namos, Namos, Namos, Namos.
00:02:43.000 And then we drive 20 minutes to Namos.
00:02:45.000 Yeah. And who wasn't there?
00:02:46.000 I checked T-Bros and I started seeing words.
00:02:48.000 And I'm like, where are these words?
00:02:49.000 I saw the map link, right?
00:02:50.000 I saw it.
00:02:51.000 And I'm like, that must be to Namos.
00:02:52.000 Makes sense, dude.
00:02:53.000 That would beat it almost.
00:02:54.000 Skill issue.
00:02:55.000 Skill issue.
00:02:57.000 We're going to be out till 6 in the morning, dude.
00:02:59.000 No. Wait, Nick.
00:03:01.000 No. 6 a.m. tonight.
00:03:03.000 6 a.m.
00:03:04.000 Oh, gosh.
00:03:05.000 He's ecstatic.
00:03:07.000 The class night was rough and that was 4 a.m.
00:03:09.000 I know.
00:03:10.000 6 a.m.
00:03:10.000 I can't imagine.
00:03:11.000 I know.
00:03:12.000 Andrew's ready.
00:03:13.000 I'm ready.
00:03:13.000 He only enjoys it because I don't.
00:03:15.000 I would never be so petty and spiteful.
00:03:17.000 That's the only reason he enjoys it.
00:03:19.000 He'll only be okay with it.
00:03:20.000 Otherwise, he'd be the one saying no.
00:03:22.000 Whoa, Luke, that's not true.
00:03:26.000 This is Schrodinger's gnocchi.
00:03:28.000 I've ordered gnocchi.
00:03:29.000 If you order it, it's going to suck.
00:03:31.000 If you don't, it's going to be amazing.
00:03:32.000 That's what's going to happen.
00:03:34.000 Really, truthfully, if you were a man, you'd order it to make me suffer.
00:03:40.000 I have to order the gnocchi.
00:03:41.000 To make me suffer.
00:03:42.000 All three of us have to order it now.
00:03:44.000 Bailey, we need to share.
00:03:45.000 I don't even want gnocchi.
00:03:46.000 I tried to keep it simple, and I was just going to order what Andrew ordered.
00:03:49.000 And I asked him, is that me?
00:03:50.000 And he said, no.
00:03:52.000 I don't really want Naki, but I might have to order Naki.
00:03:55.000 Bailey, I might be forced to order Naki.
00:04:01.000 I'm recording Luke recording, but he doesn't know that I'm recording him recording.
00:04:08.000 I'm watching him behind the scenes, doing his job live, and he has no idea.
00:04:12.000 I know that Bailey's recording me recording.
00:04:15.000 I'm recording him recording.
00:04:16.000 It's like Inception.
00:04:17.000 It's a cameraman within a camera.
00:04:19.000 It is an Inception.
00:04:24.000 You're waiting for your brother?
00:04:25.000 Yeah. Mr. had to go to the bathroom.
00:04:27.000 Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:04:29.000 Oh, so Tristan missed the toilet.
00:04:31.000 Mr. PP.
00:04:32.000 Mr. PP.
00:04:33.000 We're really Luke's Mr. PP.
00:04:35.000 I'm not.
00:04:35.000 You are.
00:04:36.000 Remember the London airport?
00:04:38.000 No. When Tristan lost his bag, it's all because of you.
00:04:41.000 Ah, now it's all coming back.
00:04:44.000 I wonder if I even filmed that.
00:04:45.000 I'm not sure if that was even done.
00:04:46.000 That never made TC.
00:04:48.000 I remember.
00:04:50.000 Andrew remembers.
00:04:51.000 I gotta go, man.
00:04:52.000 I'm sorry.
00:04:52.000 I'm at a massive party.
00:04:54.000 Bless you guys, man.
00:04:55.000 I'll see you there.
00:04:56.000 I'm your extra bodyguard.
00:04:57.000 A bodyguard using the bodyguard.
00:04:59.000 Ladies, you're doing it tonight!
00:05:01.000 Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
00:05:05.000 Hey, hey, hey!
00:05:07.000 Angela!
00:05:09.000 You got me.
00:05:19.000 We on fire.
00:05:21.000 Step up in the party.
00:05:23.000 Step up in the party high.
00:05:23.000 We on fire.
00:05:25.000 Right up to the party.
00:05:27.000 Right up to the party high.
00:05:29.000 In an hour.
00:05:31.000 Welcome to the party.
00:05:39.000 Hey, hey, hey.
00:05:41.000 Welcome to the party.
00:05:43.000 Hey, hey, hey.
00:05:45.000 Hey, hey.
00:05:47.000 Welcome to the party.
00:05:49.000 No fear, bitch.
00:05:51.000 I'm a fan.
00:05:53.000 This is an election show.
00:05:57.000 This is an election show.
00:05:59.000 Watch out.
00:06:01.000 Listen. Listen.
00:06:05.000 My song is unforgettable.
00:06:07.000 I'm not sure you're feeling so you can get the boot time.
00:06:11.000 Fuck the bullshit!
00:06:13.000 I wanna hear it!
00:06:14.000 Fuck the bullshit!
00:06:17.000 Fuck the problem!
00:06:19.000 Fuck the problem!
00:06:20.000 We're in Dubai!
00:06:22.000 We're in Dubai!
00:06:25.000 One last thing, guys.
00:06:26.000 I need one last thing.
00:06:27.000 I need you to make some noise if women lie.
00:06:30.000 Make some noise one time.
00:06:33.000 Culture's in the burning.
00:06:35.000 Kristen is in the burning.
00:06:37.000 Prince Montana, we outside, let's go.
00:06:41.000 I love the screaming.
00:06:50.000 One, two, three.
00:06:52.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:06:53.000 I need one as well.
00:06:54.000 One, two, three.
00:07:00.000 You guys can't dance outside the club in something called The Hiding Place, which we've named it now.
00:07:06.000 Bailey, they can't do this.
00:07:07.000 They're doing it.
00:07:08.000 No, but they can't do it.
00:07:09.000 It's getting you.
00:07:10.000 You're supposed to dance in side rooms, not outside the hiding rooms.
00:07:13.000 Look, you don't understand the system.
00:07:15.000 The new system is the new deal.
00:07:17.000 That's basically what happens.
00:07:20.000 I mean, I guess it is what happens.
00:07:22.000 They just did it at one point.
00:07:24.000 Stop it.
00:07:25.000 I'm enjoying it.
00:07:26.000 I'm watching everything.
00:07:28.000 I'm watching everything.
00:07:28.000 Stop it.
00:07:31.000 I'm not, because it's also super intimidating because he kind of fights like this.
00:07:35.000 It's like he quickly moves one way and then hits you.
00:07:38.000 You've been served, Luke.
00:07:40.000 I don't care.
00:07:41.000 If you don't dance back, you're going to lose your street cred.
00:07:44.000 The Russian waiter wants me to bring the lotto here.
00:07:46.000 I think I should.
00:07:46.000 If you lose your street cred, you're going to lose your rep.
00:07:48.000 You lose your rep on the streets.
00:07:49.000 I don't have any rep.
00:07:50.000 You're not going to dance back.
00:07:52.000 No. You're just going to take that.
00:07:53.000 Yeah. You can't take that.
00:07:54.000 You can't just be served.
00:07:55.000 Look, you've been served.
00:07:56.000 If you've been served, something really bad happens if you don't dance back.
00:07:59.000 Nothing bad happens.
00:08:00.000 You know what we mean?
00:08:01.000 It's the end of your life.
00:08:02.000 All those movies.
00:08:03.000 We'll take this to the streets.
00:08:04.000 No, all those movies make no sense because it doesn't matter.
00:08:07.000 Oh, really?
00:08:08.000 The dance competition doesn't matter.
00:08:09.000 I suppose it doesn't matter.
00:08:10.000 Well, I've got something to say about that.
00:08:13.000 Really, none of it matters.
00:08:15.000 I do feel it, but it doesn't matter.
00:08:18.000 You're feeling it, don't you?
00:08:20.000 I'm stealth.
00:08:42.000 Follow us guys.
00:08:43.000 *Dramatic music*
00:08:49.000 Where's he?
00:08:49.000 So, uh, someone can get in here.
00:09:02.000 Andrew, where's your brother?
00:09:04.000 Doing some work for the first time in his life.
00:09:07.000 First time ever.
00:09:08.000 He gets to work when he gets to hang out.
00:09:11.000 I think we can get used to Dubai.
00:09:14.000 This is Fox.
00:10:44.000 Who's a superstar boy?
00:10:48.000 What you got in the bag?
00:10:52.000 I am eating, I am eating.
00:10:56.000 That's fucking time.
00:11:00.000 So drop that.
00:11:04.000 Roll out with the top bag.
00:11:08.000 One, two, four.
00:11:12.000 Alright, I'll give you this.
00:11:16.000 What's up, Kiki?
00:11:18.000 How you doing, bro?
00:11:20.000 You want to be heavyweight?
00:11:22.000 Maybe he's heavyweight.
00:11:24.000 Maybe, maybe.
00:11:26.000 Fast like a middleweight.
00:11:28.000 Oh yeah.
00:11:32.000 I'm disappointed!
00:11:34.000 Go five guys!
00:11:36.000 Go five guys!
00:11:38.000 I'm scared, I'm like, my wife.
00:11:40.000 Hey, keep your arms.
00:11:42.000 I swear, keep your arms.
00:11:44.000 Take your money, man.
00:11:46.000 I'm gonna get money on the dresser, drive a compressor.
00:11:49.000 Top notch hoes get the most, not the lesser.
00:11:52.000 Trash like the fuck for $40 in the club.
00:11:55.000 Fuckin'up the game, bitch, it gets no love.
00:11:58.000 She be cross country, giving all that she got.
00:12:01.000 A thousand, a pop, I'm pulling billions off the lot.
00:12:04.000 I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red.
00:12:07.000 Every time we hit the parking lot, return head.
00:12:10.000 Some hoes wanna choose, but them bitches too scary.
00:12:13.000 When your bitch chose me, you ain't a pimp, you a fairy.
00:12:16.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:12:21.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:12:28.000 Baby, you been rolling solo, time to get down with the team.
00:12:31.000 The girls is greener on that other side.
00:12:33.000 The girls are greener on that other side.
00:14:03.000 When we're driving.
00:14:07.000 I think so.
00:14:08.000 So I came in here and Andrew got me hats.
00:14:11.000 How about your new hat?
00:14:12.000 Google my net worth.
00:14:13.000 Ridiculous gorilla hat.
00:14:14.000 Yeah. I like my gorilla hat.
00:14:17.000 People Googling, I mean, what is your net worth on Google?
00:14:20.000 Far less than it really is.
00:14:21.000 Zero. You're the rich one.
00:14:22.000 No. Put the how.
00:14:23.000 I'm not.
00:14:24.000 I don't need to flex on them with a hat.
00:14:26.000 I thought, why don't wear at least our hat?
00:14:28.000 That is true.
00:14:29.000 No, that is true.
00:14:30.000 I don't know.
00:14:32.000 But to Google my net worth hat, you should 100% wear it.
00:14:35.000 So people type in, what is Cousin Luke's net worth?
00:14:40.000 Thank you.
00:14:41.000 Merry Christmas.
00:14:42.000 You're welcome.
00:14:42.000 And I'll actually wear these.
00:14:44.000 I hope so, otherwise I'll be deeply offended and we'll have to fight.
00:14:46.000 Shit. No, like, deeply offended in my heart.
00:14:48.000 Like, I bought him a hat.
00:14:49.000 He didn't even fucking like the hat.
00:14:50.000 I may as well fight now.
00:14:52.000 Genuinely. So, it's up to you.
00:14:54.000 Nice. If you want to make an enemy out of me, we can do it.
00:14:58.000 We're so rich for now.
00:14:59.000 No broken things.
00:14:59.000 I'll help you guys if you can do this.
00:15:01.000 Yeah. Halfway on his first try.
00:15:04.000 We need to go follow our money.
00:15:05.000 You guys are a bunch of princes.
00:15:08.000 You got a call from your brother.
00:15:14.000 He crashed his car.
00:15:15.000 He needs a car to be able to go to work every day.
00:15:18.000 You don't have one to lend him.
00:15:19.000 No one does.
00:15:20.000 He has two weeks paid vacation saved.
00:15:23.000 You are going to need to make five grand in the next two weeks to buy him a car.
00:15:27.000 You are a member of the real world, the best financial educational platform on planet Earth.
00:15:33.000 Now, what business model would you follow?
00:15:39.000 E-commerce.
00:15:42.000 Upwards of $66,000, $25,000 on the e-commerce campus, I hit my first $1,000 day.
00:15:48.000 Copywriting! Which campus will you choose?