Tate Speech - May 26, 2024


Lada Summer Rally | Tate Confidential Ep 233


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

122.795235

Word Count

1,889

Sentence Count

258

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

In this episode, the guys talk about the new car they bought and how it's going to change their lives. Also, we talk about how we're going to be nice to everyone and do our best to be the nicest people in the world. We also talk about Andrew's new car and how he's a dickhead and how we'll make him pay for it in the long-term. And of course, we have a little competition to see who can drink the most non-alcoholic beers in a single day! Enjoy the episode and spread the word to your friends and family about this podcast! If you like the podcast, please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read it out on the next episode. Thank you so much for being a part of this community and supporting us! XOXO, Andrew and Bailey xoxo Xoxo, Alex and Andrew Love ya, Andrew & Bailey Xxoxo. Love you, Andrew xo, Bailey & Alex xo xxo, <3 (P.S. Sorry for not posting in a long amount of time, we had some technical difficulties. We re working on this episode but we re getting a new equipment. We ll get it out soon. We are still working on it. (Sorry about the audio issues) :D - Andrew & Alex xo xo. XxO, Bailey xo (Sorry for the audio problems, we re still trying to get the audio quality, but we ll get better next week. - Thank you for all the love and support you lllllllll - I ll be back next week! xo - Andrew xoe - Xxo xoe xo <3 - Xo, xo Xo - ( ) , xoa, (Xo, XO, xoe, XO & xxO, Xoe, Xo & XO - ) - xo , . (Chad, , XO xo) - Xo - XO & Xo (XO, xe, Xa, ) - xoo, XA, Xu, XE, XU, X , xO, YO, EJ, XC,


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Let's do it T.
00:00:09.000 Cold cans of water instead of air conditioning.
00:00:10.000 Windows down. Who needs air conditioning?
00:00:12.000 It's a nice, fresh day.
00:00:16.000 Alex, are you coming? Of course.
00:00:18.000 Let's go! Bro, I was dreaming about being in this amazing car.
00:00:26.000 Starts every time. Will it start, though?
00:00:28.000 It's been sitting here for six months.
00:00:29.000 Bailey, 50% of the time, it works every time.
00:00:34.000 ♪ Tourner dans la vie de vide, tourner dans la vie de vide, tourner dans la vie de vide, me fait tourner dans la
00:00:42.000 vie de vide, de vide, tourner, tourner dans la vie, tourner dans la vie de vide, me fait tourner. ♪
00:00:51.000 Moment of truth.
00:00:56.000 First time.
00:01:01.000 Oh my gosh.
00:01:02.000 First keep works every time, baby.
00:01:05.000 Alright, let's roll. Okay, one or two more of these.
00:01:09.000 The no power steering gets me.
00:01:11.000 forearm workout. I'm a tough guy.
00:01:15.000 Rub on my grass a little bit.
00:01:21.000 Nice.
00:01:27.000 I'm a tough guy.
00:01:29.000 I'm a tough guy.
00:01:31.000 But I don't do no dance wheeling.
00:01:35.000 Yeah!
00:01:36.000 I can dig spappin' I'm ready
00:01:40.000 I can dig spappin' But I can't dig that backstabbin'
00:01:48.000 No brother get it ready That's the fact
00:01:59.000 Get ready, mama!
00:02:01.000 Mama Big Baby Hey!
00:02:05.000 Let me hit him! Hit him, Fred! Hit him!
00:02:09.000 Beep! Beep!
00:02:11.000 Hey! Hey! Woo!
00:02:15.000 Low!
00:02:17.000 Low!
00:02:19.000 What does the riding experience like?
00:02:21.000 Awful!
00:02:23.000 One. Everything.
00:02:26.000 Clutch, the gearbox, the steering, everything.
00:02:29.000 Everything about it is awful. But it's how it makes you feel.
00:02:34.000 You know? The three-piece tailored suit isn't as comfortable as, say, sweatpants or jeans.
00:02:41.000 However, when you're doing it, comfort isn't what you're thinking about.
00:02:49.000 There's a fucking man in this lawn.
00:02:51.000 I'm gonna make you a new man.
00:03:23.000 Don't worry, I know which one's better.
00:03:24.000 That probably has electric windows and a bunch of shit that you Americans like
00:03:29.000 Heavy beat Let's race him. Ah, you know what?
00:03:41.000 That would actually be a very good race.
00:03:42.000 I don't know who would race. Oh, perfect.
00:03:47.000 Straight away. Get his ass.
00:03:49.000 Let's do it! Uh oh.
00:03:52.000 Engine's losing power for some reason. We did it! We got it!
00:04:05.000 We whooped his asses!
00:04:07.000 F*** him! Death to America.
00:04:09.000 Cold power to the Soviet Union.
00:04:11.000 The lot is awake.
00:04:21.000 What car did you drive here?
00:04:22.000 Ferrari SF90. You didn't park it next to my lotta, did you?
00:04:27.000 Why? Look, I like the Ferrari, and I like that people in the city know that our cars are out, but there's no point in fucking parking it next to something as cool as a lotta.
00:04:37.000 You may as well have not taken it.
00:04:39.000 Who's gonna see it? Nobody.
00:04:43.000 He's got a point. What were you thinking?
00:04:49.000 I challenge you to a non-alcoholic beer drink coffee.
00:04:53.000 I will win. In competition, you put me in.
00:04:56.000 There you will. I agree.
00:04:59.000 You're definitely going to win. I still challenge you.
00:05:02.000 You're welcome. Can we have 10 non-alcoholic beers, please?
00:05:06.000 Okay. You'll drink one, then.
00:05:14.000 Grow up. I'm not talking to Andrew for the rest of the day.
00:05:17.000 I actually mean it. You're a thousand percent gonna kick my ass.
00:05:23.000 You're the champ. What would Bailey do?
00:05:28.000 I like that. I can't be Bailey.
00:05:31.000 We're gonna be nice to everybody. Everyone is going to receive nothing but kindness, and we're not going to have a negative attitude towards anybody or anything.
00:05:40.000 Get fucked, you're a loser. You're a dickhead and you're a loser.
00:05:44.000 Love you, Andrew. I don't love you back.
00:05:48.000 I hope you're having an amazing day.
00:05:52.000 Here you go, buddy. Kill them with kindness.
00:05:55.000 It's working. I refuse to let your dark aura affect my bright light.
00:06:01.000 I've already punched you as hard as I can.
00:06:04.000 You can snap your sternum.
00:06:05.000 Yep. I would forgive you.
00:06:07.000 Shit. I would do something that is unforgivable.
00:06:11.000 You cannot forgive me for everything.
00:06:12.000 I can forgive you. The more you play this forgiveness game, the worse I'll get.
00:06:16.000 Cool. Alright, deal.
00:06:19.000 Too slow! Alright, you got me.
00:06:24.000 You can't forgive him for that.
00:06:27.000 I'll be nice all the time.
00:06:28.000 Truces starts coming places. I'll think about it.
00:06:33.000 So for now I'm out, so you've got to be nice.
00:06:35.000 No, it could be a lifelong commitment.
00:06:37.000 We're all as a team. We're going to be a happy, nice team.
00:06:40.000 But whenever anyone wants to go out, we all have to go.
00:06:43.000 Say the words, I'll be Mr.
00:06:45.000 Nice. Thank you.
00:06:47.000 Deal? Nice!
00:06:49.000 Nice! You're incredibly childish.
00:06:55.000 Just grow up. Oh.
00:07:00.000 Scared of winning, are you?
00:07:02.000 Scared of kicking my ass in this competition.
00:07:05.000 You know what else is going to happen, don't you?
00:07:07.000 My chance of winning is zero.
00:07:09.000 You're a thousand percent of the winner.
00:07:11.000 I don't stand a chance.
00:07:14.000 I'll have a glass, please.
00:07:15.000 I'll have to lose with a glass.
00:07:18.000 There is no way on God's green earth that I beat you.
00:07:25.000 Admit it. I dare you.
00:07:34.000 Say the words. Alright, now my turn to grin on as fast as I can.
00:07:41.000 Shit. Too cold.
00:07:48.000 Too bubbly. You win.
00:07:53.000 What are we gonna do, winner?
00:07:55.000 well winner how does that feel I'm not talking
00:08:08.000 You're a service cup and you want them to bring you your food slowly and miss half the order and be annoying when they put it down on the table.
00:08:14.000 Admit that. Admit you want it to take ages.
00:08:16.000 Admit it. Admit what you are and do yourself from hiding the facts of the situation.
00:08:22.000 You want to sit here all afternoon.
00:08:24.000 This place blows. Everyone can see it except for you.
00:08:27.000 Or perhaps you do see it, Tristan.
00:08:28.000 Perhaps you saw it all along. Perhaps it was all part of your plan to come here and be mistreated so you can get a fucking boner under the table.
00:08:34.000 Dipshit. Well done beating me in the drinking competition.
00:08:37.000 Well done. You win. Congratulations.
00:08:39.000 Your tone is borderline mean.
00:08:44.000 Remember, we said we were going to be nice.
00:08:46.000 I am being nice. He won.
00:08:48.000 He's a real winner. Well done.
00:08:50.000 Congratulations. You did fantastic.
00:08:51.000 You really, you really won that competition.
00:08:53.000 Good job. Daytime art.
00:09:16.000 When none of us are hungry and none of us are drinking, we're gonna get there and stand on our table and order a fucking espresso and then 45 minutes later say let's go home.
00:09:29.000 Don't cry, you'll be fine.
00:09:33.000 And the other rest of the time, 29%, he just talks shit.
00:09:41.000 And right now he's just talking shit.
00:09:43.000 Nothing he said makes sense.
00:09:44.000 It is your dream for them to forget my milk, for my coffee, to top off this terrible dinner service.
00:09:50.000 It's your dream come true, isn't it?
00:09:51.000 It's your fucking fantasy, and here we are.
00:09:53.000 Your pants jizzing.
00:09:56.000 And I'm with no milk for my coffee.
00:09:58.000 Even though I explicitly not only asked for it, I also asked for the particular temperature, which should have been a pretty memorable request.
00:10:04.000 You're lying. You're lying.
00:10:10.000 Did you forget?
00:10:13.000 No problem, Tristan.
00:10:17.000 It's Tristan's dream for that to come true, isn't it, Tristan?
00:10:21.000 I'm not talking to Andrew.
00:10:23.000 Wake up.
00:10:25.000 Back to the real world.
00:10:28.000 Most of my cars are new, but this is my only classic.
00:10:31.000 I like it. It's nice. Thank you very much, bro.
00:10:34.000 You're welcome. Have a good one.
00:10:36.000 Thank you.
00:10:56.000 oh oh
00:11:16.000 More radish jumps.
00:11:44.000 It's a Poliwag!
00:11:46.000 You're burning a beetle, T. I'm filming this.
00:11:52.000 That was a good idea, T. Killing the beetle, but I have a better idea.
00:11:57.000 I know how I'm gonna be able to pump roost to the moon.
00:11:59.000 I care because I'm gonna get rich.
00:12:02.000 Did you buy some of that? Of course.
00:12:03.000 I told you I was, so of course I bought it.
00:12:05.000 And here's what I did. I went and got some Top G Roost mugs made.
00:12:11.000 And what I'm gonna... Is that why you bought me coffee?
00:12:14.000 Maybe. I am gonna give this to Andrew though.
00:12:17.000 And this is my master plan. When Andrew gets back home, I'm gonna hand him a cup of coffee.
00:12:21.000 And if you film while I hand it to him, and we get the angle just right, and I see Roost on the cup, and him holding it, it's gonna go viral.
00:12:29.000 And Roost is going to go through the moon.
00:12:31.000 It's not a stupid plan. T, it's gonna work.
00:12:33.000 Well, there he is. So hold this.
00:12:35.000 It's not gonna work.
00:12:37.000 All right, good luck. He sees me filming!
00:12:44.000 How are you? You want a cup of coffee?
00:12:47.000 I know you love coffee. Don't worry about tea.
00:12:50.000 I know you want a cup of coffee. You're always drinking coffee.
00:12:52.000 You have 30 coffees a day and you do not have enough coffee.
00:12:54.000 So please, why is it plain?
00:12:57.000 Andrew, it's just coffee.
00:12:59.000 There's no trick. It's just coffee.
00:13:00.000 And you look like you need a coffee.
00:13:02.000 I'm trying to be a good friend. I'm trying to give you a coffee.
00:13:04.000 I'm trying to give you a coffee.
00:13:06.000 Look, it's a Top G mug. I had it made just for you.
00:13:11.000 I don't get your joke. What's your joke?
00:13:12.000 There is no joke. It's coffee. Why are you acting suspicious?
00:13:17.000 What's on the other side of the cup?
00:13:18.000 You don't need to know. What's on the other side of the cup?
00:13:21.000 Do you really want to see? Yes.
00:13:24.000 Andrew, just take a sip. Bro.
00:13:25.000 Andrew, just take a sip.
00:13:27.000 Andrew! Andrew!
00:13:34.000 I told you it wasn't going to work.
00:13:36.000 Stupid plan.
00:13:37.000 I think it's gonna work.
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