Tate Speech - October 09, 2023


New Cars New Records | Tate Confidential Ep 191


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

102.336

Word Count

1,066

Sentence Count

160

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

In this episode, we talk about how we got our cars back from the police, and how we came to have 41 cars on the drive. We also have a competition between ourselves to see how many kilos lighter we can make it on the bench, and we're counting down the days until we get to 100 kilos. We hope you enjoy the episode, and don't forget to subscribe to our channel to get notified when we upload a new episode every Sunday night. Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! The guys behind the podcast, Ben and Alex, are looking forward to the next episode, so stay tuned until the end for that! Ben: Alex: . This episode is brought to you by SeatGeek.co.nz. See all the links below for preferred Testo pricing. If you like the show and want to become a patron, please consider pledging a small monthly fee of up to $19.99. We'll be looking out for future episodes where we'll be giving out 5-10k prizes, ranging in price from $10-50k to $100-200k. The winner will be chosen randomly at random, and the other three lucky patrons will receive 10k in prizes ranging from $50-200, $200,000, $300,000 in total, $500, and $200 in total. A total of $300 in total! I'll be picking one lucky winner will receive 5 tickets at the end of the episode. and one lucky patron gets a VIP membership for the other person gets a chance to win 5-day early entry into the next week! Thank you for supporting the competition! You can choose the other 3 days of the competition, and I'll get a discount code, and there will be a discount of $50, $100 in the next month! Thanks for coming in at $100, $150,000 and $150 in advance of the other two days! at the other place I'll have a drawing at the day of the next day! If I can manage to get all three tickets, I'll announce the other prizes at the next competition, they'll be drawing a drawing, and they'll get $50 off the day, $50 in advance, $75,000 at $150 and $75 at $75 in total they'll receive the other day, and so on and so forth!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I don't want to brag and I don't want to be arrogant.
00:00:10.000 I would hate for people on the internet to think I have an ego.
00:00:13.000 But I'm pretty fucking cool.
00:00:16.000 I'm getting lots of questions about where my cars came from.
00:00:18.000 They're like, hey, did you get your cars back?
00:00:19.000 No! No, I didn't.
00:00:21.000 Let me tell you the story of the GT4 RS. The GT4 RS came out, the Porsche.
00:00:24.000 Everyone was going on about it, got all these raving reviews.
00:00:26.000 They were all completely sold out.
00:00:28.000 I was trying to get hold of one, and they started talking about something like premium.
00:00:30.000 You had to pay some money on top.
00:00:32.000 Like, peasants have this obsession with something called money.
00:00:34.000 To me, I don't get it.
00:00:35.000 It's like, what? You want money? Here.
00:00:38.000 It's an extra premium, 100 grand, 50 grand, 60 grand, a million.
00:00:42.000 Who gives a shit? It's all the same. Numbers on the screen.
00:00:44.000 Habit. So I tried to procure one in Italy and procure one in Germany.
00:00:49.000 I ended up getting two. So I have two GT4 RSs.
00:00:52.000 D-Clock came to my house, busted in, took all my cars, including my GT4 RS, but they didn't know I had a spare.
00:00:58.000 I'm that guy. I'm so cool.
00:00:59.000 I have spare of everything. Oh, he took all his diamond watches, got spares, took all his cars, got spares, took his hose, or his hoe left, got a new one.
00:01:06.000 So the coolest thing about my current driveway is not that I have cars on the drive.
00:01:09.000 It's that they're exact duplicates of the cars they took.
00:01:12.000 They took my McLaren 765 and they didn't know I had four.
00:01:15.000 So there's another McLaren 765.
00:01:17.000 They took my GT4 RS and they didn't know I had two.
00:01:19.000 So there's another GT4 RS. They took my 812 competition, my Ferrari.
00:01:24.000 They didn't know I have three.
00:01:26.000 Sorry. Two I have, one they have, three.
00:01:29.000 That's on the way. And I actually want to take some credit.
00:01:32.000 I think I might be the world's best at speccing cars.
00:01:34.000 Everyone thinks they're good at speccing cars.
00:01:36.000 I see all these other supercars on the internet on the street.
00:01:37.000 I've never seen cars as beautiful as mine.
00:01:39.000 I'm an artist. I always get exactly the right color, the right amount of carbon, beautiful, all of them.
00:01:43.000 And they're all different. Trying to have 41 cars is different.
00:01:46.000 It's not as easy as you think. Look at the spec on the GT4. Pretty basic, carbon, matte grey, but then I got the blue alloy ones.
00:01:55.000 It's gorgeous. I've done it perfectly.
00:01:57.000 I nailed it. This McLaren has exactly the right amount of carbon, which is basically every option.
00:02:03.000 Exactly where the right amount is all of it.
00:02:06.000 Again, it's gorgeous. Everything's perfect in my life.
00:02:08.000 I've done everything right. My life's perfect.
00:02:11.000 God's blessed me with all these genetic gifts, all this money, big dick.
00:02:16.000 All I had to do was go to jail a little bit.
00:02:18.000 Price was worth paying Bailey Music Playing I'm going easy on the first one Save some power 70 70 yeah
00:02:48.000 70 Alright, so no matter what Alex gets, what's gonna happen?
00:02:54.000 I'm gonna double it on the next one. No matter what?
00:02:57.000 Oh my god.
00:02:59.000 No matter what. So I just did 70 for a little.
00:03:03.000 Just test it out. Your turn, Alex.
00:03:06.000 No, I cannot. It's 100.
00:03:08.000 I can do maybe 40, so you can do 80.
00:03:12.000 We'll see. Do as many as you can.
00:03:14.000 Make it hard for me.
00:03:16.000 I'm like a pussy. If I do 40, I do 80.
00:03:18.000 Do as many as you can.
00:03:20.000 Fuck.
00:03:22.000 You need to rest your knees when you hold it up.
00:03:24.000 Can we do stairs after this?
00:03:26.000 Okay.
00:03:36.000 It's easy.
00:04:04.000 40.
00:04:23.000 Alex. 60.
00:04:24.000 Nice. 70.
00:04:37.000 Get 100. 84.
00:05:08.000 92. 184. So before anyone says anything, I'm going to go ahead and say that I'm going to
00:05:37.000 does anything about fat, it's only 10 kilo.
00:05:40.000 It's more than 10 kilo because it's on this machine which makes it a bit harder for some reason.
00:05:43.000 It's stiff. But, also, we've done a bunch of heavy bench already.
00:05:45.000 So we're tired. And now we're just having ridiculous competitions with lightweight.
00:05:49.000 So, you did 92.
00:05:52.000 So I had to try and double it.
00:05:53.000 So I said I would because I'm an arrogant idiot.
00:05:55.000 So now I have to do 184.
00:05:57.000 So I have to find my chi.
00:05:59.000 I have to gather my chi from the universe.
00:06:02.000 The chi war. Alright, 184.
00:06:06.000 You're counting. Yep. What I'm going to do is I'm going to turn off my brain and take a nice leisurely stroll.
00:06:16.000 And my arms will move automatically.
00:06:19.000 That's my plan. Seems like a master plan.
00:06:22.000 It's a master plan. Because you have to count.
00:06:23.000 I don't even have to worry about counting.
00:06:25.000 You guys are counting. I'm just leisurely 4 5 6 7 8 9 60 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 70 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 80 1 2 3 4 5 One,
00:07:43.000 two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, five hundred.
00:07:50.000 Okay. Take a little break from my throw.
00:07:53.000 Back to the real world of pain.
00:07:55.000 Eighty-four left, yeah?
00:07:57.000 Yeah. Cool. Let me get the four up on me.
00:07:59.000 Let's do that quick. One, two, three, four.
00:08:03.000 Okay. Eighty.
00:08:09.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
00:08:16.000 Good. 70 more.
00:08:19.000 Let's go. Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:08:21.000 Recover. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
00:08:30.000 60 more. Breathe.
00:08:33.000 You can do it. 1, 2, 3, You got it Andrew.
00:08:59.000 You got it! Mess him up, Andrew.
00:09:14.000 Mess him up. Do it.
00:09:18.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 20 more.
00:09:27.000 Easy! Alex, you're screwed.
00:09:29.000 He said he would do it and he's doing it.
00:09:33.000 1, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
00:09:41.000 Downhill slide. Downhill slide.
00:09:43.000 Breathe. Take your time.
00:09:46.000 10 more. Easy.
00:09:50.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
00:09:59.000 Oh, he did it. He did it.
00:10:01.000 He did it.
00:10:07.000 You're a stubborn cunt. Just don't be stubborn.
00:10:11.000 Stubbornness is a superpower.
00:10:13.000 Fucking hell. That was insane.
00:10:19.000 I swear, I was thinking you killed it.
00:10:21.000 I swear, but you did it, man.
00:10:23.000 Incredible. Alright Alex, your turn to double it.