Tate Speech - May 22, 2024


One Cow Is Not Enough | Tate Confidential Ep 232


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

134.52545

Word Count

1,630

Sentence Count

223

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

Money's not real. It's all made up. It doesn't exist. We live in a simulation and we're living in a world where everything is a scam and we don't even know where money comes from or what it's all about. I don't know where it comes from either, but I can assure you that it's not where it's going to be going, and that's a good thing because once you break out of the fish tank and evolve, once you stop being a little fish in the ocean and grow legs and go to the land, like I am, you realize it s all garbage. It s all made-up, isn't it? It's not even a real thing, it's a simulation. And in this incarnation of the universe we re living in, in this version of reality, the losers just happened to be you. Enjoy your car payment. You can buy a car from me at www.carfree.co.uk/carfree and I'll give you a discount code for your first purchase, and you can get 20% off your first car purchase when you enter the discount code: "carfree" at checkout. Carfree is the best online car dealer in the world, and the best place to get quality, affordable, high quality, high-performance cars. You won't get much better than that anywhere else. If you like cars, you'll love Carfree! I'll be back in a few weeks with an ad-free version of my podcast, and I'm going to give you the best deals I've got in the next week, so don't miss out on the best deal on the next deal, so you can win at Carfree. I'm giving you the deal of the week! I hope you enjoy it! XOXO, EJ & EJ. Timestamps: 3:00 - What's your money on? 4:30 - How much money do you have? 5:15 - What kind of steak you're eating? 6:40 - What do you need? 7:00- What is your money? 8: How much steak do you want? 9:20 - Who's your steak? 11:30- Is it better than mine? 12:15- What are you hungry? 13:00 14:15 15:20- How much do you think you can eat?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 My two Aston Martins are brothers, but my two Ferraris are sisters.
00:00:12.000 Oh, yeah.
00:00:13.000 You may not understand that, but I do.
00:00:15.000 There's a lot of things about the world that I understand that you don't.
00:00:18.000 Clearly, by my fucking car park.
00:00:21.000 I bet you have like a car payment.
00:00:45.000 I'm done.
00:00:46.000 Okay.
00:00:47.000 I go to work at every month and I get my Tesla and I pay some payment.
00:00:52.000 Bruh, money's not even fucking real.
00:00:55.000 You're going to work for money's not even a real thing.
00:00:57.000 They type it into a computer and enslave you.
00:01:01.000 If they can make it up from the sky by typing it into a computer and you'll do whatever the fuck they say for this thing they've just made up, even asinine dumb shit like sweep a floor, which you would do for enough money, then you're their slave.
00:01:14.000 Money's not real. I strongly recommend, before you go to work tomorrow, you spend the next three hours understanding money and where it comes from and just how not real it is.
00:01:24.000 Because once you get on the other side of the wall, once you break out of the fish tank and you evolve, once you stop being a little fish in brokey ocean and grow legs and go to the land like I am, you realize it's all garbage.
00:01:37.000 It's all made up. Isn't it, G? Then you get sister Ferraris and brother Aston Martins and Bugatti scooters and mansions, private jets and boats, go to jail!
00:01:48.000 It's great! It's great!
00:01:51.000 And you're here with a car payment like a dummy.
00:01:54.000 I can't pay my car payment.
00:01:56.000 I can't pay my bills.
00:01:58.000 Inflation's so bad.
00:01:59.000 The price of food is out of control.
00:02:02.000 For you brokies it is.
00:02:03.000 I don't have a fucking clue what food costs.
00:02:06.000 And you know what? I'm not even an elite.
00:02:08.000 I'm just a poor guy with lots of money.
00:02:09.000 I'm from the streets.
00:02:12.000 I'm from a Luton council estate.
00:02:13.000 And I now, after 10 years of being rich, have no fucking idea what a loaf of bread costs.
00:02:20.000 I could guess a couple dollars, but I actually don't know.
00:02:25.000 I don't know how much bread costs, I don't know how much meat costs, I don't know how much anything costs.
00:02:28.000 When I go into a restaurant, I've never looked at the price in years.
00:02:32.000 Give me these five dishes.
00:02:33.000 One bite of each. Throw the rest away.
00:02:35.000 Who cares? Money's not real. Everything's free.
00:02:38.000 Everything's free. I don't know the price of anything.
00:02:40.000 I don't even look at the price of the fucking Ferraris I buy.
00:02:44.000 And I announce a new car and I just call my dude.
00:02:47.000 Give me two. Sisters.
00:02:49.000 To fuck. Money's not real.
00:02:54.000 Nothing's real. Financial system's not real.
00:02:56.000 Medical system's not real.
00:02:58.000 The World Health Organization and their bullshit.
00:03:00.000 Traditional system ain't real.
00:03:02.000 All these systems you rely on are all a scam.
00:03:05.000 It's all fake, it's all made up.
00:03:07.000 Nothing's actually real in this world.
00:03:09.000 We live in a simulation. And I've actually, with my brilliant mind and particularly potent astuteness, have realized that in every single period of human history, There have been losers and winners, you know?
00:03:30.000 It doesn't matter if you were in the Han Dynasty in China or you were in the Aztecs or the indigenous Americans.
00:03:38.000 It doesn't matter where you were from. Zulus.
00:03:40.000 At every point in history, there were winners and there were losers.
00:03:43.000 And in this incarnation of the reality we're living in, in this version of the universe, those losers just happened to be you.
00:03:51.000 Enjoy your car payment You can buy a car from me at www.car-free.com
00:03:55.000 You can buy a car from me at www.car-free.com You can buy a car from me at www.car-free.com
00:04:51.000 Who's your money on? Is that why you're recording?
00:04:53.000 Because you think that you're going to beat Tristan in a steak eat-off?
00:04:56.000 Do you doubt my power? Yes.
00:04:57.000 You don't stand a chance. 400 gram ribeyes, that's 2.6 pounds of steak.
00:05:03.000 I'll start with that and see if I'm still hungry afterwards.
00:05:08.000 Tristan's the consumption world champion.
00:05:10.000 I know he is. You don't stand a chance.
00:05:13.000 The aged in-house ribeye, please.
00:05:15.000 I'd like three of them. Cooked medium.
00:05:18.000 And give me one of every sauce.
00:05:20.000 Thank you very much. I'm sophisticated.
00:05:23.000 I don't partake in such silly misadventures for the children to try and out-eat each other with $100 steaks.
00:05:32.000 I'm far above that. The fact that I would definitely lose has nothing to do with it.
00:05:37.000 I'm just having lunch. It's not even competition to me.
00:05:40.000 Does the slope curb your appetite?
00:05:42.000 Don't tell him. He's at a severe disadvantage now.
00:05:48.000 Thank you.
00:05:52.000 Thank you very much. And I'll put everything in a minute.
00:05:56.000 Sure. Thank you.
00:06:02.000 Perfect. Thank you very much.
00:06:06.000 Barbecue sauce and aioli.
00:06:07.000 Beautiful, thank you.
00:06:09.000 Might need a fourth.
00:06:13.000 Andrew, I might have bit off more than I could chew.
00:06:21.000 Thank you.
00:06:22.000 Toast, G. Tristan's undefeatable.
00:06:26.000 There's a lot at stake. Bro, Tristan's already two sticks down.
00:06:32.000 He doesn't even chew, he's just in heels.
00:06:36.000 What about your rotexin, Bailey?
00:06:38.000 Let's go. It's like the tortoise and the hare.
00:06:42.000 So, Tristan can just inhale it.
00:06:44.000 You know, I eat a little bit slower, but at the end of the day...
00:06:48.000 So, tortoise and the hare?
00:06:49.000 Exactly. Or is it gay and the straight?
00:06:53.000 Bro, I'm not even one steak down and you're done.
00:06:56.000 You don't even chew.
00:06:57.000 You just inhale.
00:06:59.000 I don't understand. It's good to shoot.
00:07:09.000 Got dealt with, bro.
00:07:11.000 It's not over yet. It is.
00:07:14.000 Round one.
00:07:20.000 Thank you.
00:07:25.000 You gonna finish that?
00:07:32.000 Thank you.
00:07:33.000 How did you eat three steaks in five minutes?
00:07:36.000 People don't realize you literally did that in five minutes.
00:07:40.000 It's a lot you can do in five minutes.
00:07:43.000 You are numb.
00:07:45.000 Bailey, playing push it to the limit isn't going to help you.
00:07:48.000 I feel inspired. Made me hungry.
00:07:50.000 I've been finished for 15 minutes.
00:07:53.000 I told you. It's towards the harem.
00:07:59.000 I feel so hungry now.
00:08:00.000 The song did the trick. You don't?
00:08:02.000 I do. Haley, you look full.
00:08:04.000 Full? Yeah, your neck looks bigger than normal.
00:08:09.000 It's the neck curls. Pass the point of no return.
00:08:14.000 I'm finishing these steaks.
00:08:16.000 I don't think you are. You got pushed to the limit.
00:08:20.000 I feel better than the choke. No, ladies and gentlemen at home, this is not filmed in slow-mo.
00:08:27.000 It's just slow Bailey.
00:08:29.000 Barely eating his food.
00:08:31.000 The pace has slowed down to a sales pace.
00:08:32.000 Bailey, it has been like 45 minutes.
00:08:35.000 45 minutes? Since I finished, yeah.
00:08:39.000 You're right. You're right.
00:08:41.000 Bailey, give up.
00:08:45.000 Bailey, give up. I'm almost to the point.
00:08:46.000 No, it's okay. Just give up.
00:08:48.000 It's taking an extra 45 minutes.
00:08:50.000 You've gone nowhere. Just quit.
00:08:55.000 You surrender. I swear.
00:08:58.000 Well done. Are you gonna eat that?
00:09:00.000 There's no way you can eat that. Pass me the steak.
00:09:02.000 Pass me the steak.
00:09:04.000 I don't believe you.
00:09:06.000 Thank you.
00:09:08.000 Tasty.
00:09:14.000 It's a bit cold.
00:09:16.000 It's cold? You have to be there for an hour.
00:09:20.000 Thank you.
00:09:21.000 I'm so hungry.
00:09:23.000 There's no way he's going to eat this.
00:09:24.000 Maybe he's that, Bailey.
00:09:26.000 It's a different level.
00:09:28.000 Destruction for you.
00:09:30.000 Tristan. Andrew, he's built different.
00:09:37.000 I told you. I admit. I told you. I fucking told you. I told you it was still there.
00:09:46.000 Why didn't you He's the only man I saw in jail who didn't make a single phone call.
00:09:58.000 You have to be built different to have phone time in jail and call nobody and sit on your own.
00:10:07.000 How do you feel? Like dessert.
00:10:14.000 Where you going? I have the number plate that the guy's been putting up the posters.
00:10:24.000 Wait, the roost guy?
00:10:27.000 His camera's walking down the entire road.
00:10:30.000 And the dipshit used his car.
00:10:33.000 So you're gonna go see him? No, no, no.
00:10:43.000 Wait, no! Andrew, I have- Andrew!
00:10:46.000 Andrew! No, no.
00:10:49.000 I have to go from the Rusk guy.
00:10:50.000 No, no. If you're the average person sitting here going, my life's going to be fine, you are in for a very, very rude awakening.
00:11:15.000 AI is going to make the average person absolutely obsolete.
00:11:18.000 That is a fact. Don't worry.
00:11:20.000 Just go to school and work hard in school.
00:11:21.000 Don't worry. Just go to college and work hard in college.
00:11:23.000 Don't worry. Just get a university debt.
00:11:24.000 Don't worry. Just get a career. Then get a mortgage.
00:11:25.000 Pay your mortgage. Pay off the student loans.
00:11:26.000 Don't worry. When you're 68, you might not want a holiday.
00:11:28.000 Don't worry. Take your intentions. Take nine or you lose your job.
00:11:30.000 You lose your house. You lose your family. You lose everything.
00:11:31.000 Don't talk a lie. Happy lives.
00:11:33.000 You'll have a good life. No. That's all a lie, and it's all garbage.
00:11:36.000 It's gonna become harder and harder for anybody to have any significance in the world today unless they're an exceptional person.
00:11:40.000 That is hard for most people to do, and it's gonna get to a point where you're not gonna be able to drive where you want, fly where you want, eat what you want, you're gonna have no freedom, you're gonna own nothing, and you will not be happy, and you won't even be able to resist.
00:11:49.000 And once all of this happens, it's over for everybody.
00:11:51.000 Wear the mask, we'll get shot on the spot.
00:11:53.000 It's coming for everybody, and the only chance you have to escape via this is exceptionalism.
00:11:57.000 The average person's life is going off a cliff, which means you don't have time to sit around worrying about how you feel.
00:12:03.000 Instead, you have to wake up and say, this is almost impossible, but I'm gonna do it.