Tate Speech - September 29, 2023


Peanut Butter Cigarettes | Tate Confidential Ep 190


Episode Stats

Length

8 minutes

Words per Minute

150.61476

Word Count

1,225

Sentence Count

154

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

In this episode I talk about being a bad boy, smoking and peanut butter. I also talk about how to be a good brother and how to not be a bad kid. I hope you enjoy this episode and tweet me if you liked it with a link to the podcast :) Timestamps: 0:00 - What's in Peanut Butter? 6:30 - How to deal with a boring Saturday night 7:15 - How do you deal with boring friends 8:20 - Why do you have to stay home on Saturday nights 9:40 - What are you waiting for 11:30 12:10 - When do you go out on a Saturday night ? 14:00 16:00- When you go outside in the cold in January it s cold outside 15:30- How cold is it outside in January outside in cold outside? 17:15- Cigarettes are cool 18:20- I have never been on house arrest before 19:40- I m going to eat peanut butter and cigarettes 21:40 22:00 My thoughts on peanut butter 23:00 Peanut butter & Cigarettes 24:00 Do you like peanut butter & cigarettes? 25:00 What s in peanut butter? 26:00 Is it good or bad peanut butter ? 27:00 Are you hungry? 28:00 Does it taste good? 29:00 Can you smoke peanut butter or is it bad? 30:00 Would you like to have peanut butter for lunch? 31:00 Cigarettes or not? 32:00 Will you smoke it? 35:00 How bad is it better than peanut butter/peanut butter/cigarettes? 36:00 Who are you going to be lunch today? 37:00 If you don t smoke it for lunch ? 39:00 Should you be more of a man? 41:00 You can be a man or a man by me? 42:00 I m not a bad guy? 45:00 Why are you not a man yet? 44:00 Pause 47:00 Could you be a better man than a man in a hot girl by a woman by a guy by a boy by a girl? , 45:20 46:00 A little bit more?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 🎵
00:00:13.000 🎵 Smallest circle, links bigger than the back of a turtle 🎵
00:00:17.000 🎵 Violate killers, separate with the church, fuck bitches make more money, that's for certain 🎵
00:00:22.000 🎵 Yo papa, rise up each of us, the whole team a take off like Nasa 🎵
00:00:27.000 🎵 Count the girls we die in a mill like a star, and we counting up with all the heavy over 🎵
00:00:32.000 🎵 Yo, tell them a one code, them a chatty pan phone, big pussy pan road, fuck the game up 🎵
00:00:37.000 I never need a control.
00:00:38.000 And the link to my neck, that I need that goal.
00:00:41.000 I'll make money, that's my philosophy.
00:00:43.000 Since school days when I'm asked, what you wanna be?
00:00:45.000 And I'll fuck some real pretty girl like Caribee.
00:00:48.000 I'll take a look at my eyes, you won't think I'll follow me.
00:00:51.000 I took up a killer sicker than the pharmacy.
00:00:53.000 Chavity, I said she want to wear a sip and a jeep.
00:00:55.000 And the night sight thug make a drop your panty Only want more money, me no want no more friends Pop Smokey, bitch, you a co-loaded lingo Bitching the bad bitches and who's them?
00:01:07.000 Shit, hop to the hotel, the whole way a sell Smallest circle, links bigger than the back of a turtle While your little killers separate with the hurt Your fuck bitches make more money, that's for certain Yo, papa, rise up, bitch, a fa The whole team a take off like NASA Monte Gallo Fidei, Namilla Casa. And we continue to pedal every hour.
00:01:30.000 Tourne dans le vide, vide. Tourne dans le vide, vide. Tourne dans le vide, il me fait tourner.
00:01:37.000 Tourne dans le vide, vide, vide. Tourne dans le vide, tourne dans le vide, il me fait tourner.
00:01:45.000 You're off house arrest. And yet it's Saturday night.
00:01:53.000 You're off house arrest. What are you talking about?
00:01:56.000 Are you on house arrest?
00:01:58.000 Yes. No, you're not.
00:02:00.000 Give me the paperwork. You've never been on house arrest.
00:02:03.000 You're off house arrest. And it's Saturday night and you're inside.
00:02:08.000 I'm by your side no matter what.
00:02:09.000 Don't blame me, man. You could go out and do whatever you wanted, and you decided to stay home.
00:02:13.000 Why are you so boring? Why are you home on a Saturday night?
00:02:15.000 You're officially free. Well, I have boring friends.
00:02:17.000 Look at you. You're boring. So what the fuck are you expecting to do?
00:02:20.000 You're here. You're not even on house arrest.
00:02:21.000 You've never been on house arrest. You've never even been to jail.
00:02:23.000 And you're home. Saturday night.
00:02:25.000 So my friends are boring, so of course I'm in town.
00:02:27.000 I'm gonna go kill myself now.
00:02:31.000 Cigarettes are cool. So you've never made a mistake, Dale?
00:02:34.000 Cigarettes are cool. They're super cool.
00:02:37.000 It's the coolest thing I've ever done.
00:02:40.000 It's the coolest thing I've ever done.
00:02:42.000 Smoking a cigarette. Yeah, look.
00:02:45.000 Dale, it's a Peter Pan peanut butter alone.
00:02:48.000 Andrew, you hungry? I'm making lunch.
00:02:55.000 I never make lunch.
00:02:57.000 So I've decided to be a good brother for once.
00:03:00.000 You're gonna eat exactly what I eat for lunch.
00:03:03.000 Because it's nutritious and delicious.
00:03:07.000 Here you go. Peanut butter and a pack of cigarettes.
00:03:15.000 How can you be scared of something that size?
00:03:18.000 Why are you scared of something that size?
00:03:20.000 But how pathetic is it?
00:03:21.000 Oh, mate!
00:03:24.000 That is bad.
00:03:25.000 You can't say that. They're not pathetic.
00:03:27.000 They're good. They increase your testosterone.
00:03:29.000 They make you more of a man. So, what are you waiting for?
00:03:34.000 We're not looking for you. I used to think everyone ought to use your badness.
00:03:38.000 I used to think you're badness.
00:03:40.000 Don't do it. Turn into these.
00:03:42.000 Look at them. Punies and pathetic.
00:03:46.000 There's long, cold nights in jail in January.
00:03:49.000 It's freezing cold outside.
00:03:51.000 Getting that warm smoke in your lungs?
00:03:52.000 It's wonderful. And it's a Peter Pan peanut butter.
00:03:56.000 We're going to eat loads of peanut butter and smoke loads of cigarettes, and that's going to be lunch today.
00:04:01.000 Are you it? If you were expecting some kind of complaint from me, you chose the wrong guy.
00:04:05.000 Because this is perfectly fine.
00:04:06.000 I'd consider this perfectly fine.
00:04:08.000 What's in peanut butter? It must have some kind of protein.
00:04:10.000 It's made of peanuts. It can't be that bad.
00:04:12.000 Yeah, yeah. That's what it boils down to.
00:04:15.000 So what do you say? Because it's a peanut butter only.
00:04:19.000 Peanut butter only. Peanut butter only.
00:04:21.000 I'm supposed to smoke this.
00:04:23.000 Yeah. Pure protein.
00:04:25.000 Peanut butter only. If you want to dilute it, you've got cigarettes.
00:04:31.000 Hard to talk. Maybe you're working for the Matrix to shut me up.
00:04:36.000 Part of my plan. Yeah, but I have testosterone, see?
00:04:39.000 But it makes no sense.
00:04:41.000 Why? Well, it doesn't make sense about the fact that I'm screaming Peter Pan peanut butter alert when you have to smoke a cigarette.
00:04:46.000 How does that not make sense to you?
00:04:51.000 He got you. I'm confused.
00:04:53.000 So are we. I'm confused.
00:04:55.000 You realize you'll be enlightened as soon as you partake in that cigarette.
00:04:58.000 As soon as you swallow, you'll get it.
00:05:00.000 I just... To be honest, I just don't know whether everything I've known my whole life is real anymore.
00:05:08.000 Nothing's real here. After seeing you turn so quickly from being anti-cigarettes to nails.
00:05:15.000 I've seen my friends jailed for something they didn't do.
00:05:16.000 I just don't know what to believe anymore.
00:05:18.000 Nothing's real. I wasn't really familiar.
00:05:20.000 Beer can, peanut butter.
00:05:22.000 Thank you. Thank you.
00:05:39.000 Dale. It's over, isn't it?
00:05:41.000 It is. Nothing's real.
00:05:44.000 Nothing is real. It's time to start smoking.
00:05:46.000 It's a Peter Pan peanut butter alert. I had to smoke it too, see?
00:05:48.000 He's taking it seriously. What I want to know is...
00:05:52.000 Oh, you got it.
00:05:55.000 It's a Peter Pan peanut butter alert.
00:05:58.000 Cool. If you don't smoke, we're fucked.
00:06:15.000 Do you want everyone in this room to die of Peter Pan peanut butterness?
00:06:20.000 You have to save us all day.
00:06:25.000 And the way you do it is less open.
00:06:28.000 I've had enough of this shit.
00:06:34.000 Now if you're a real professional you can't have a quadrogram.
00:06:36.000 Disgusting. Disgusting.
00:06:40.000 Yeah, this is called a quadrogram and it's only for those who want the most testosterone.
00:06:48.000 A quadragret? A quadragret, yeah.
00:06:50.000 For real serious situations.
00:06:54.000 You can't beat a quadragret, you know?
00:06:56.000 It's the equivalent to having four times the amount of power of one cigarette.
00:07:01.000 Yeah, that's true. Tell me I'm wrong.
00:07:03.000 You've evolved. If you have one cigarette, Are you telling me it doesn't...
00:07:09.000 it doesn't have the same...
00:07:11.000 it has the same power as four?
00:07:13.000 Of course it doesn't.
00:07:14.000 No. Of course it doesn't. So you need a quadrigrette to level up.
00:07:19.000 Or you're onto something.
00:07:22.000 A quadrogram is healthy.
00:07:25.000 As long as you smoke quadrograms all the time.
00:07:27.000 Because each cigarette cancels each other out.
00:07:29.000 Yeah. So one's bad, two's good, three's bad, super good.
00:07:35.000 It's better than not smoking.
00:07:37.000 It's not to make sense. See, I wasn't doing the maths.
00:07:42.000 That was the problem.
00:07:44.000 That's why they have two.
00:07:48.000 And then I got jealous.
00:07:50.000 How many words are in peer pen peanut butter?
00:07:55.000 Do you know what PT stands for?
00:08:01.000 I'll just say I need to get my PT session in this morning.
00:08:04.000 What would I be talking about?
00:08:06.000 Peanut butter, tequila.