Tate Speech - September 24, 2023


They tried to take all the cars | Tate Confidential Ep 189


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

95.26096

Word Count

1,521

Sentence Count

205


Summary

In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the are under house arrest in Romania, and the only luxury car they've got is a sports car that only they can afford is a Lamborghini Miata, but that doesn't stop them from trying to get their hands on one of their own cars. But it's not an easy task, and Tristan has no idea what to do with it, so he decides to drive it home. But first he needs to pick up his own car from the garage, and that's when things get messy. Listen in to find out what happens when the police confiscate your entire collection of cars, and what they do with them. Enjoy the episode, and if you like it, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll read out your comments and thoughts on the next episode. See you later, loser. Xx, Tristan & Bailey - P.S. Sorry about the audio quality, it's a little choppy at the beginning of the episode. It'll get better in the second episode, we're still getting used to the new equipment. We promise! Love ya'll! - EJ & Tristan xxx - The Decal Dancers - The Dads - The Carribood Crew - The Crew xxx Logo by Courtney Deen Music by Ian Dorsch Copyright 2019 Copyright 2019 by Courtney Dorgan and the Crew is an independent record company. All rights reserved. All songs and music copyright infringement is not owned by their respective owners. All credit given to their respective record labels by their good owners. Thank you for any other creators. If you can be reached, we do not own any other credit without permission, credit is owed to any other person else. or any other third party without third party credit is not claimed or third party, other wise owed to a third party. Thank you, unless otherwise stated, this is a copyright infringement. - Thank you to anyone else's use of their credit? or credit is third party or other person's credit is due to the credit is a patron s credit, etc., etc. - thank you, etc. etc. We are not being compensated for the use of any other royalty or other such thing, etc.. , etc. in any way, we are not required to do so, etc, etc etc.,


Transcript

00:00:00.000 See you later, loser.
00:00:17.000 Hit the ground. When did you get this?
00:01:24.000 All I've got is the Lada, so if you ever want to roll in luxury, I've just got this to roll around in.
00:01:31.000 I quite like the Lada though.
00:01:34.000 The Lada's not a good car.
00:01:36.000 What do you mean it's not a good car?
00:01:38.000 You're going to be begging me to drive you around in that Lada.
00:01:41.000 It's the only car we've got. You can't sit in this all day.
00:01:43.000 Yes, I can. Now we're off house arrest, okay?
00:01:46.000 We're not going to be seeing you only around in that Lotto.
00:01:48.000 I will. What choice do you have?
00:01:51.000 This. That's why I got it.
00:01:54.000 Nah. What if you ever want to drive yourself?
00:01:57.000 Yeah, if I feel like driving fast, what?
00:01:59.000 A sports car in Lotto?
00:02:01.000 Yeah. 12 minute corners.
00:02:06.000 What did they take off us?
00:02:08.000 We took an 812 Superfast.
00:02:10.000 Rolls-Royce. Lamborghini Huracan's Evo.
00:02:14.000 Ferrari 458 Italia.
00:02:18.000 They took a...
00:02:19.000 Carrera 4S, TechArc.
00:02:20.000 Carrera 4S, our TechArc Porsche.
00:02:22.000 765LT McLaren. The McLaren 765LT. GT4RS. The Mercedes V-Class Van Luxury Transporter.
00:02:28.000 The DBS and the Vanquish S Aston Martins.
00:02:30.000 Yeah, the Aston Martins. What else did they take?
00:02:35.000 Have you ever heard the saying, if you know what you've got, then you ain't got much?
00:02:38.000 Is that it? Let me go through it again.
00:02:39.000 They took a GT4 RS Porsche, a Carrera 4S Porsche, a TechArt, GG Street R Porsche.
00:02:44.000 Those are the Porsches. They took a 765LT McLaren.
00:02:47.000 They took Aston Martin DBS, Aston Martin Vanquish S. They took...
00:02:52.000 The V-Class what? Yeah, the V-Class van.
00:02:55.000 They took an M5. They took an S63 AMG. They took a Lamborghini Huracan Evo.
00:03:01.000 They took the 812 Superfast Ferrari, the 458 Ferrari.
00:03:03.000 They took the Rolls-Royce.
00:03:06.000 Yeah, they took a few cars. They took a few of them, man.
00:03:08.000 Yeah, a few. Is that everything they took?
00:03:13.000 I can't even remember. What exactly is this?
00:03:22.000 How are you? Hi!
00:03:24.000 How are you? Hi. Sorry, I can't drive.
00:03:27.000 Yeah, no problem. It's Romania, bro.
00:03:29.000 It's Romania. Let me know how it goes.
00:03:30.000 Ah, okay. Hi.
00:03:32.000 Hi. How are you?
00:03:33.000 Yeah, good, good.
00:03:34.000 Okay.
00:03:35.000 Yeah, so they took like...
00:03:50.000 14 cars, I think?
00:03:53.000 Which is almost... It's almost, what?
00:03:55.000 A third of our collection.
00:03:57.000 A third of our collection, yeah. Almost, yeah.
00:04:02.000 Lucky we've got spares. About 30 spare, yeah.
00:04:05.000 So we've brought in another 765 LT. I think we have four of them now.
00:04:08.000 Yeah, we do. And another GT4 RS. I think we have three of those.
00:04:11.000 Yeah. Gotta add to the picture, man.
00:04:15.000 The thing is... When you're an uber rich billionaire, you buy the best cars, and then there's not enough new cars to buy, so you just buy multiple of the same car.
00:04:26.000 I have four 765's because I love them.
00:04:27.000 I have three GT4 RS's because I love them.
00:04:29.000 I find a car I love, and I'm like, give me three, give me four.
00:04:31.000 It's like a t-shirt. I have all these t-shirts.
00:04:33.000 It's the same. In your different houses, at your different places.
00:04:36.000 Give me like five, six of them.
00:04:38.000 Normal. So yeah, they confiscated almost a third of our collection.
00:04:43.000 Good job guys Look at that smile
00:05:11.000 I'm gonna go get my car I'm gonna go get my car Wait Tristan, I thought DCOP took all your cars and you were broke Thank you.
00:05:23.000 Well, clearly you've made other arrangements, haven't you?
00:05:27.000 I've made a few arrangements, my friend.
00:05:29.000 A few? What is this?
00:05:32.000 Why do we have four of these?
00:05:36.000 Look at this. No, no, no. Come check this.
00:05:38.000 Come check this. Come look at this. The plastic is still on the screen.
00:05:42.000 Yeah, it's brand new. How many glimmers have you got?
00:05:45.000 Four. Yeah, let's pull a brand new one.
00:05:47.000 Let's pull. 600, 700, 1000, something.
00:05:55.000 Money isn't real. Money's not real.
00:05:58.000 You're actually a little too early.
00:06:00.000 I need only one signature, please.
00:06:17.000 Yes sir. And one photo please.
00:06:18.000 No problem, brother. No problem.
00:06:20.000 Big, big, big.
00:06:22.000 The decal dance.
00:06:30.000 I haven't driven a car in 10 months and the first one I'm driving is a GT4 RS. Are you ready?
00:06:36.000 I'm born ready. Oh, Bailey.
00:06:52.000 Sometimes, in life, it's the lamentation of your enemies.
00:06:57.000 There's nothing that gives you more satisfaction.
00:07:00.000 You understand? Yes.
00:07:02.000 Andrew's brother took his cars!
00:07:04.000 He can't take him. He ain't got enough trucks to take my cars.
00:07:07.000 He'll go truck shopping.
00:07:09.000 He won't take my cars. Are you ready to go for a drive?
00:07:20.000 I think we might have to, my friend.
00:07:22.000 I think it's the right thing to do.
00:07:26.000 You're not going to get any work done today.
00:07:27.000 No way. No way.
00:07:30.000 No way.
00:07:32.000 No way.
00:07:59.000 The driveway is getting full again Already, bro. Just got started.
00:08:03.000 and look They took a blue one purple one I Know I Know I Love me
00:08:31.000 Please don't let them catch me with the empty clip. Please don't let them catch me with nothing. We're stick show me who genuine Cuz my paranoid to everything long time in asleep when we live Let me I beg you cover me. Yeah, if you go back we can find love a bit can't just nobody The roof rodeo just some away So it's great me can't let my dog. Yeah, if they catch me me take the charge Yeah, I've a bright future full of darkness friends. Make it feel like enemy
00:09:00.000 I Love me I Love me I Love me I Love me I Love me I Love me
00:09:24.000 the , uh
00:09:33.000 It's hot it's hot that's hard work
00:09:58.000 Come around this side. It's hot.
00:10:04.000 Are you not hot? It's okay.
00:10:10.000 You're welcome. High five.
00:10:15.000 Go get Mickey Mouse money.
00:10:17.000 Get robbed. Big G! Bro!
00:10:41.000 They just said, no time, no see!
00:10:43.000 Call DCo and ask what the fuck that was!
00:10:46.000 Ten months, G! Welcome back!
00:10:49.000 Bro, ten months! Welcome back!
00:10:50.000 For what? For nothing? Good to see you, man.
00:10:52.000 Good to see you. What the fuck's going on?
00:10:54.000 Welcome back, guys. Welcome back.
00:10:56.000 Come here later tonight.
00:10:58.000 Okay, we're not here. Sorry, G. I'll take this red and gold to pop up here.
00:11:16.000 This one? Do I need it?
00:11:19.000 $60,000 do I need it?
00:11:20.000 No. I do though.
00:11:21.000 52,000 euro.
00:11:23.000 It's 88 in the world.
00:11:25.000 This is number five. 100% I need it.
00:11:28.000 I do need it. We'll talk about it over our cigar.
00:11:30.000 Okay, we'll talk about it over cigars.
00:11:32.000 I'll take this red Dupont while we're here.
00:11:35.000 They have pen, lighter and double cutter.
00:11:38.000 V-cut and normal cut.
00:11:40.000 I like gold.
00:11:41.000 Oh, okay. Special cigar.
00:11:43.000 Special cigar, man.
00:11:46.000 The most expensive. The one that's been your longest.
00:11:49.000 Give me the most special cigar you have.
00:11:51.000 For you, I have a ticket.
00:11:53.000 Okay, let's do it. The box.
00:11:56.000 Okay, how much is the box?
00:11:58.000 It doesn't matter. Yeah, okay.
00:12:00.000 $15,000?
00:12:01.000 Yeah, it's fine.
00:12:02.000 We'll have the box then and we'll all have one.
00:12:04.000 $15,000, most precious box you've got.
00:12:10.000 Yeah?
00:12:11.000 Yeah.
00:12:13.000 I'll take this box for home.
00:12:15.000 I'll have another box.
00:12:18.000 Okay, we smoke this box now and then another box for Tico.
00:12:25.000 Some of the finest cigars are hard to get hold of as well.
00:12:36.000 Which one's ours? They're called Hiba Special Editions by EP52s.
00:12:40.000 And how much is that box?
00:12:43.000 He said 15,000, but I don't know if you're talking dollar, euro or lay.
00:12:46.000 If it's lay, it's about 4,000 euro.
00:12:48.000 If it's euro, it's euro.
00:12:51.000 If it's dollars, it's dollars.
00:12:53.000 And do you really care? No.
00:12:54.000 It makes no difference. It makes absolutely no difference.
00:12:56.000 I've got a second box. I need something to take home.
00:13:00.000 If I look at the number now, and look at the number after I've paid this bill, it looks the same.
00:13:08.000 498444031484. Who cares?
00:13:13.000 The stoicism you develop that allows you to deal with something like the Matrix attack which I've gone through is also the same stoicism that will prevent you from truly giving a shit once you leave the house.
00:13:24.000 I'm in war mode. Well, let me put it another way.
00:13:28.000 They think blocking me in the house and putting me in jail is somehow going to upset me.
00:13:32.000 So now everyone assumes that now that I'm free I should be happy.
00:13:34.000 I'm just as happy now as I was last week.
00:13:36.000 Just as happy now as I was when I was in jail.
00:13:39.000 Not because this isn't good, but because they can't upset me with their bullshit.
00:13:44.000 Fuck it.
00:13:45.000 So today's a happy day.
00:13:57.000 Obviously everyone here donated money to Teddy Pledge, which is fantastic.
00:13:59.000 You've literally fed children, which I think is a pretty good thing to do.
00:14:02.000 I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do it.
00:14:31.000 I'm going to be able to do it.
00:15:49.000 Everyone who was on this list, like I said, you're going to get custom videos and you'll see videos and pictures of the exact children you feed with your money.
00:15:56.000 So that's got me some good karma.
00:15:57.000 Like I said, keep it, save it.